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- Liam's really into
this protest.

- You'll each be getting new
skwerkel smartphones

And tablets.

- She's just trying
to buy us.

- The woman
from skwerkel--

- She's my sister.

And I slept with amy.

- Oh, my god.

- I have to tell karma.
- Just loosen up a bit,

And I bet you're even
prettier when you smile.

- Walk quickly before
the guards see us escaping

And lock the gates.
- Did you hear,

There's an open spot
in the drama club.

Kate brown got
a blemclear commercial,

Got an agent, and moved to l.A.
For pilot season.

Can you imagine?

- My face covered
in pimples

Splashed across
my hdtv?

No, thank you.
- Hester's drama club

Is the best in the state,
and they're holding auditions

This afternoon,
and I'm going to audition.

Is that crazy?

- Well, they are a bunch
of elitist,

Stuck on themselves
ass--

If by crazy
you mean brilliant.

- Since our break-up,
we're invisible again.

This is my chance
to get back on the map,

And this time
for my talent,

Not my fake
sexual orientation.

- Yeah, you can't
really put that

On your
college applications.

- Question is:
Do you think I have talent?

- You performed that song
in front of the whole school

When we had
that stupid protest.

People loved you,
they covered it on youtube.

- They're looking
for triple threats.

- Triple threat?
You are a quadruple threat.

You can belch all the letters
of the alphabet.

- Amy.

- Karma was just saying she's
auditioning for drama club.

You are.

- I'll see you there.
Too bad there can only be

One singular sensation.
I need to talk to you right now.

- What is it?

- It's okay.
I was just leaving.

- Play nice.
Don't let things get weird

At those auditions.
- I didn't come here to talk

About drama.
I came here to talk about drama.

Liam told me you two
slept together.

Yeah, my face exactly.

- Oh.

Shane, that was the hugest
mistake of my life.

I can barely stand
thinking about it.

- What, having sex with a guy?
So you didn't enjoy it?

Or did you?
Are you bi now?

What does it all mean?
- Oh, what it means

That I did
the most horrible thing

A best friend could do.
- You made a mistake.

But don't forget, it was
karma's lie that set

This crazy train in motion.
- I grabbed a knife

And I plunged it
deep into her heart.

Me.
- I liked it better

When it was her fault.
- She can never know.

And I can't believe
he told you.

- Trust me, telling me
was the least of your problems.

Liam is so filled with guilt,
he's about to tell karma.

- Where is he?

- He stayed home today.

- Then where is that?

- I don't know.
Really, I have no clue.

- He is your best friend and
you don't know where he lives?

- Liam is very private
about his family.

I've only been to his house
like once.

- So you do know.

- I'm so bad at secrets.

[doorbell rings]

- Amy, no, no, no.
You can't be here.

You have to go.
- You want to tell karma?

Well, I'm here to either
change your mind

Or pull out your tongue,
you pick.

- The guilt is killing me.
I have to get this off my chest.

- If karma finds out,
it will kill her.

- I can't pretend that
that night never happened.

- It's not your secret to tell.
- Well, maybe it isn't

Your secret to keep.
Now please leave.

- Not until you promise me--
- liam, dear,

Will you please tell the
staff to decant the wine?

- Oh, hello.

You have a friend.

- She's not my friend.

- No, I'm not.

I was, but I'm
his girlfriend.

Both: [chuckling]
- she's kidding.

Uh, she has a mild case
of tourret's.

- Liam has this weird hang-up
on introducing me

To his family.
Are you guys assassins?

Drug lords?
Do you feed on blood?

- No, but I would if it
could cure my crow's feet.

- [chuckles]

- You should join us.

- Liam, please do
as you were told

While I get this
lovely young woman

Into something more appropriate
for today's occasion.

Come.

- Ooh, fun.
Bye.

- Ooh-oh-ah-uh.
Ooh-oh-ah-uh.

Ooh-oh-ah-uh.

- You sound like
a chimpanzee.

- Do not bother me
when I am in the zone.

- Right, sorry.

I forgot you treat theater
like a bloodsport.

Good luck.
- Good luck?

That's bad luck.
You're supposed to say

"break a leg."

- Now why would anyone
want to break

One of those lovely legs?
- Theo.

- What's up, shane?
- Remember as you paint sets,

My skin tone pops more
against dark colors.

- Got it.

- Do I smell a showmance?

Careful, new relationships
can really

Wreck your concentration.

- There is no showmance.

And the only wreck
is going to be your ego

When I get that spot.

- I'm so nervous.

I feel like I'm going
to throw up.

And I don't think
that they reward that

In the scoring unless
we're playing someone bulimic.

Oliver, right?
I'm karma.

- I know who you are.
- Oh, okay.

I was surprised
to see you here.

I mean, you don't seem
like much of a joiner.

- My therapist thinks
I should develop new interests.

And I really shouldn't
be talking to you,

You're one of
my triggers.

- I'm guessing you'll be
singing something original.

I bet it will really
give you an edge.

- You're just being nice to me
to try and get in my head.

- Can't I wish you well?

- La, la, la, la,
la, la, la.

- [clapping]

Applause.

Two hands slapping
together.

The universal sign
of a job well done.

You all want it.

You all crave it.

But by the end of the day,
only one of you will earn it.

My name is margot.

And in my six years as producer,
director, and curator

Of this great institution's
drama department,

I have honed my ability
to spot diamonds in the rough.

Just ask connie britton,
who you may know

From the hit series,
nashville.

All: [gasping]

She's my aunt's friend's
daughter.

It is I who encouraged her
to go to hollywood.

I was nine.

But diamonds like connie
are only formed

Under intense pressure,

And I'm about to apply
that pressure to each

And every one of you.

I will push you
to your physical,

Emotional,
and spiritual limits.

- Whoa, she's intense.
- Show business is intense.

- Especially when your only
credit is pretend lesbian.

- First up: Vocals.

Did you all bring
your sheet music?

Good.
Now tear it up.

I've chosen the classic
audition song,

Tomorrow from the hit musical,
annie.

- That's what I was
going to sing.

- Today my fiance
james and I

Are celebrating
our engagement.

Congressman
james hewett?

He's chairman of the energy
and commerce committee.

We met when I was testifying
about skwerkel's

Position on net neutrality.

- Oh, you're the
skwerkel lady.

I thought you looked
familiar.

Yeah, you were there when our
school staged that protest--

- Ah-ah-ah.

I never told father
about liam's little revolution

Against the family
business.

I'm hoping I can count on
your discretion.

- Yeah, of course.

Wow, I can't believe liam booker
is the heir to skwerkel.

- Well, he could be
one day.

But right now he wants
no part of us

Or the family business.

But I'm hoping that
some day soon he'll realize

That family is all
that matters.

Do we like these?

- ♪ the sun'll come out
tomorrow ♪

♪ betcha bottom dollar
that ♪

- ♪ tomorrow

- ♪ there'll be sun ♪

- ♪ just thinking about

- ♪ tomorrow

- ♪ clears away the cobwebs,
and the sorrow ♪

♪ till there's none ♪

- ♪ when I'm stuck with
a day ♪

- ♪ that's gray ♪
- ♪ and lonely

- ♪ I just stick out
my chin, and grin ♪

- ♪ and say

- ♪ oh tomorrow,
tomorrow ♪

- ♪ I love you
- ♪ tomorrow

- ♪ you're only a day ♪

- ♪ day a--
- ♪ a--

- ♪ way

♪

- What's your name, kid?

- Karma.

- Karma's the one
to beat, people.

- You're a bartender now?

- I'm making my parents
their martinis.

Dad feels a vigorous shaking
bruises the gin.

- Shrimp?

- Don't mind if I do.
Mmm.

- You don't know anything
about my life.

- You're right.
And I don't care.

Just promise me
you won't tell karma,

And I will make
a polite exit,

And we never
have to speak again.

- And if I don't?

- So how are
those drinks coming?

- Here.
- Thank you, son.

Mm, you really are
an artist.

Hi.
Who's this lovely young woman?

- Oh, I'm amy.

I'm liam's girlfriend,

And I'm pregnant.

[laughs]

Oh, I'm just kidding.

It's just a little
in-law humor to break the ice.

- Did you two kids
meet at school?

- We met at
a school protest.

- What kind of protest?

- [chuckles]
honey, can I steal you away

For a sec?

Okay, okay, you win.

- I need to hear you say it.
- Say what?

- "I promise I won't tell
karma we slept together."

- I promise I'll let you out
at some point.

- Hey!
[knocking]

- Kudos, everyone,
for surviving round one.

Round two is all
about movement.

Now partner up.

And dance.
Dance!

[percussive music playing]

- Let your bodies
speak to each other.

Tell me a story.

That's it.

[laughing]

- Please don't do that.

- Commit to the moment.

♪

Yes.
Yes.

Yes.

♪

[chuckles]
yes.

Color me impressed.

Lauren and shane.

Being a strong partner
is a hallmark

Of any great performer.

Hmm.

This reeks of anger
and desperation.

I don't think it's intentional.
- Yes!

- Oh, thank god.

- Hey, shrimp girl.

You know, this isn't
where we keep the leftovers.

- I was locked in here.
- Kinky, I like it.

Well, don't mind me.
Just in here to grab

A few bottles of this
cabernet,

Which is more expensive
than my rent.

I skwerkeled it.

- Just to be clear,
I'm not one of these people.

- Well, your boyfriend is.

Play your cards right
and you could be.

- He's not my boyfriend.

Um, there are no boyfriends
around me...

Right now.

- Me either.

So, why are you
at this party

If you're not part
of this whole soap opera?

- I came here to--

I'm sorry.
Will you excuse me?

You just gave me
an idea.

- On equal treatment of data
and open web standards,

I said to myself, "I'm gonna
spend the rest of my life

With that woman."
- [chuckles]

And here we are.
- This is your last chance.

Promise me you won't
tell karma

Or I'm about to make
a scene so juicy

I might win
a daytime emmy.

- What if I tell her
I slept with someone

And I don't say
that someone was you?

- Not a negotiation,
last chance.

- Wow, you're completely
mental.

This is what secrets
do to people.

- Three, two--
- you wouldn't dare

'cause then you'd
have no leverage.

- How dare you?

That was one.
- [chuckles]

- Amy, come on.
- Don't touch me!

- Amy.
- Do you know where I met liam?

At a protest.

And do you know
what we were protesting?

Skwerkel.
All: [gasping]

- Liam.
- But it turns out,

He was just seducing me.

He never told me
his father founded the company.

Who are you,
liam booker?

- [clapping]
that's hilarious.

Amy has been taking
improv classes,

And she's getting
very good.

- And if that weren't
enough of a betrayal,

I also found out that he
slept with my best friend.

All: [gasping]

- Son, may I see you
in another room?

- Hmm.

He loves it when they go,
"thank you, mood."

It's adorable.
- [snoring]

Sorry, I fell asleep,

And went back to 2009
when that still felt fresh.

Tell me something
nobody knows.

- Uh, yeah,
I'm a quarter filipino.

And I struggle with it
every day.

- Off the stage,
you're wasting my time.

Especially after oliver
showed us such

Real, raw emotion.

Lauren cooper,

You're up.

You've got talent,
mrs. Cooper.

But I'm worried that
you're just another

Pretty, blonde white girl
who's biggest struggle

Has been whether to have
a latte or a cappuccino.

- [bleep] you,
I've struggled.

- [purring]
the kitty's got claws.

Tell me how you struggled.

- I'm not like other girls.

I was born...
[can falls]

A perfectionist.

- Sounds terrible.

Tell me about the pills
you're rumored to take.

- They're vitamins.

- Being a perfectionist
takes lots of energy.

- Next.

- You are getting
really good

At disappointing
this family.

And now,
today of all days,

This humiliation?

Are you trying to ruin
your sister's engagement?

- Do not call her that.

- Haven't you ruined
enough for her already?

Now I have indulged
this little defiant phase,

But I'm running
out of patience.

Now the company needs
this marriage to happen,

So go out there
and make things right.

- And how am I supposed
to do that?

- You're an artist,
be creative.

- Even on a good day
the juice truck

Doesn't make
very much money.

- Boo-hoo.

I lived
on graham crackers

And slept on throw pillows
for two years

Before I was cast
as a featured performer

On a carnival cruise,

But I digress.

Tell us about
your recent breakup

With your girlfriend.

Are you heartbroken?

- Uh, you know, I mean,
people split up.

Taylor swift pretty much
said it all.

- Karma!

What kind of empty life
will you lead

If you don't
know yourself?

What can you bring
to your characters?

Tear off your mask.

- I am heartbroken.

But not for the reason
everyone thinks.

[sighs]

Okay, I know this will probably
make everybody hate me,

But I'm not really
a lesbian.

All: [gasping]

- Go on.

- Someone mistook
my best friend and me

As a couple.
It got us attention

And popularity,
which were two things

That I always wanted.

I had said we should go with it,
and amy agreed.

I made you believe
that I'm somebody that I'm not,

And I'm sorry.

I could be a really
insecure person,

And I hate that part
of who I am.

Desperate for approval.

Like me, like me.

'cause if you like me,
then

Maybe I'll like myself.

- [clapping]

Brava.

Brava.

- Consider this
a peace doughnut.

I acted like
a mental patient.

And how can I make things
better with your dad?

- Don't worry about it.

Things were bad
long before tonight.

Part of me admires
what you did.

You rocked the boat.

Something that I've been
too chicken to do.

[glass clinking]

I just want to say
that I'm sorry we caused

A commotion on such
an important day.

But why stop there?

I'm sorry for being
a disappointment.

I'm sorry that I have
no interest

In joining
the family business.

I'm sorry for being
an artist,

Since money and power
mean everything to you.

I guess I'm sorry
for even being born.

- Liam, please not now.
- Right, mom?

- That's enough, liam.

- That's right, folks.

Robin, my sister,
is really my mother.

She got herself
knocked up at 16,

And those two,
my grandparents.

They shipped her off to
boarding school in switzerland,

And then they raised me
as their son.

They've all been lying
about it for so long,

That they actually now
believe it.

Oh, l'chaim.

- Wow.

Great party.

- If you've come to kick me
while I'm down,

Just please don't.

- [chuckles]

I came to say I admired
your honesty earlier.

I wouldn't be surprised
if you win.

Seriously, I'm not
playing mind games.

- So what,
are we friends now?

- I wouldn't go
that far.

But I do have
empathy for you

And your...Situation.

- Thanks.

- But if you're
so desperate

For people
to like you,

Maybe you shouldn't
be an actress.

- [chuckles]

You might have a point.

- Should I go tell margot
you're withdrawing

From the competish?

- Uh, no.

- I think
you're pretty brave.

I can never sing
and dance in public.

Trust me, I'm doing us all
a favor.

- Yeah?
You're that bad?

- Yeah, but I own it.

It's my thing.

- Who the [bleep]
is oliver?

- I cannot believe--
did I just really say

All of that out loud?

- You did.

And your family--

- Probably disowned me,
but right now,

I do not give a [bleep].

I have a huge weight
off my back.

- Now I get why you're so
hung up on honesty.

- Yeah, well a few years ago
I accidentally found

My original
birth certificate

And my whole world
cracked.

It weighed me down
ever since.

I wish somehow
I could unknow it,

But, I can't.

I don't want to tell karma
something she can't unknow,

I care about her
way too much.

- That's just how I feel,
thank you.

- Yeah.

- This morning we had
one secret between us,

Now we have two.

Oh, I'm still wearing
your sis--mom--mom--

Momster's dress.

- [chuckles]
don't worry about it.

She's got plenty.
- And these earrings?

I could pawn them
and pay for college.

- [chuckles]

- Best wishes to
karma ashcroft,

Happy 16th birthday.

- A force is standing
between you and your love.

- I knew I couldn't
be with liam

And keep our friendship,
so I chose you.

- Chose me?
- A high-maintenance,

Time-consuming girlfriend
is exactly what theo needs.

- This is the gayest thing
I have ever seen.

- I'm about to own
all your asses.