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- Last week, a total
of three people knew our names,
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And one of them
was irma the lunch lady.
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You have to admit
this is working for us.
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I had no idea
this whole time
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That you've been
having these feelings.
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- Well, we can't figure it out
if we don't talk about it.
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- I was born
with xy chromosomes,
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But I developed
as a female.
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- You have something to say,
say it.
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- She kept amy's secret.
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She basically chose her
over me.
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- Do we have to do this?
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The last time we broke up,
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Principal penelope had
to call in a grief counselor.
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- This is a fresh start
for us.
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No more secrets,
no lies.
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- So we're
just gonna tell everyone
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We faked being
a lesbian couple?
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- Let's not go that far.
They'd skin us alive.
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We'll just tell them that
we're consciously uncoupling.
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What? We are.
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And then you'll be the most
eligible lesbian on campus,
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And we'll land you
a smokin' hot girlfriend.
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Come on!
It's just what you need.
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- What are you gonna do,
fire starter?
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- I don't know, lay low,
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Eventually drift back in
to dating guys.
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- Just the power couple
I was looking for.
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- Penelope,
we have some bad news.
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- Oh, dear.
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Okay. I'm all ears.
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- Um...
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Every relationship
is a journey,
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And on that journey,
there are detours,
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A, um...A fork in the road,
so to speak.
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- We've consciously uncoupled.
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- I am so sorry to hear that.
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I hope you two keep it civil.
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I've seen
enough lesbian breakups
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To know how brutal
they can be.
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Okay, I would love to check in
with your feelings,
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But at any minute,
a busload of refugees
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Will be arriving from
our sister school in brazil.
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- Refugees?
What happened?
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- There was
a tragic sinkhole accident.
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It just, like--[slurps]--
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Swallowed up
their whole building.
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And that's why I was looking
for you, karma.
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I hear you speak portuguese.
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Will you help translate?
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We have to make them
feel at home.
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Okay, great.
Gotta run.
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- Not a single tear?
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She didn't even get misty.
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I mean yay!
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- Liam?
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Look, about our fight?
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I'm sorry.
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You know, I want you to know
I am always on team liam.
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In fact, I'm the captain,
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And we have
these really cute uniforms.
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- Shane, don't sweat it.
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We're good.
- Really?
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'cause we haven't
fought like that
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Since I outed your g.I. Joes.
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- You had to bring that
back up.
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Gung-ho and snow job
were not gay.
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- It was the height
of don't ask, don't tell.
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You'd be surprised.
- [laughs]
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- See, this is why
I love being best friends
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With a straight guy.
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You know, no drama.
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I had enough of that
with pablo.
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We're through.
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- Already?
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Wow, that must be
a new record.
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- I didn't even get
a parting pablowy.
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- Did you date him
just so you could say that?
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- No!
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Well, maybe.
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Doesn't matter,
now that we're both single,
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Let's get back out
on the field
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And catch some rebounds.
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- Normally, I would,
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But I've decided to bench
my dong for the season.
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- Boo!
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You're still hung up
on karma, aren't you?
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I don't get it.
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Are her lips dusted
with cocaine or something?
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- No, this is not about karma,
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And I'm only hung up on her
because...
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Little liam
wanted to meet a lesbian,
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So he needs to be
put in time-out.
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- Why are you punishing
your penis?
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Hey, karma is
the one who lied.
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- Trust me,
I deserve to be punished.
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- No, you deserve
to move on,
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And the best way
to get over someone
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Is to get
under someone new, stat.
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Unless you don't
want to get over her.
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- Of course
I want to get over her.
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I just think celibacy
is the best way to do that.
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- I don't know.
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In my experience,
it only leads to blue balls
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And long, incoherent speeches
about wolves.
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[horn honks]
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- The brazilians are coming!
The brazilians are coming!
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Smile, people.
We're a country of immigrants.
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[upbeat portuguese music]
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♪
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- Sure you don't
want to start next week?
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♪
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[upbeat latin music]
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♪
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- Churrasco?
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- Where's my crispy kale salad,
irma?
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I'm not sending you recipes
off pinterest
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Because we're friends.
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- All this week,
we're serving dishes from brazil
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In honor of our special guests,
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So you might
want to pack a lunch.
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- Lauren! Exciting news.
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- You're finally getting
your hair straightened.
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- No. This weekend
we are throwing
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A traditional
brazilian carnaval.
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And by "we," I mean you.
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- Why on earth would I do that?
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- Because you blackmailed me
into making you social chair,
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So now it's kind of your job.
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- They're in america now.
Shouldn't they assimilate?
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- Will you show
a little compassion?
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These students are hungry.
They're frightened.
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Some of them have been
brutally injured.
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- She got a nose job.
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- Oh, you poor thing.
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How did you become so cynical?
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If you don't want to do it,
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I'm happy to appoint
a new chair,
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And then they can plan prom.
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- [scoffs]
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Oh!
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- Whoa, darling,
where's the fire?
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- Move it, moron!
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I've got things to do,
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And all
these brazilian pheromones
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Are making me nauseous.
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- So I'm guessing from
your outfit and that clipboard,
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You're the h.B.I.C.
Around here.
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- Yes, I am.
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What exactly does that mean?
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- Head bitch in charge.
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- Did you just call me
a bitch?
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- No, no, no!
I mean, well, yeah,
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But I meant it like,
"it's brittany, bitch."
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You know, not in a bad way.
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- Like in a gay way?
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- Yeah, except I'm not gay,
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In case you were wondering.
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- I wasn't.
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So where are we
with the moving?
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- No one gives a flying flip
that we broke up.
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They're all obsessed
with these brazilian beauties.
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- Ooh, speaking of,
check out this coconut flan.
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[mood rings' the line]
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- ♪ come smell the fruit
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♪ for a while
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- [whispering]
share the flan.
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- Liam!
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Come meet my new friends.
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This is francisco.
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He's a benchwarmer
for the brazilian soccer team.
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- [speaking portuguese]
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- At least that's the story
I'm telling myself,
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Because all he talks
about is futebol,
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And he's definitely
warming my bench.
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And these are his friends,
alessandra and julia.
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- Hi.
How are you liking austin?
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- They don't speak
a lick of english.
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Fortunately, they're fluent
in body language.
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[girls laughing]
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- What are you doing?
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- I'm giving you an opportunity
to forget about karma.
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You know, take the green pill
or the pink one
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Or both.
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- You need to stop, all right?
You need to butt out.
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- And they need protection
from the sun's harmful rays,
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Especially on their backs.
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- [grunts]
- [gasps]
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[girls laughing]
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- Um...I gotta go.
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- Bye.
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- Tell me everything.
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- Her name is fabiana.
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She shared the last bite
of flan,
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Which means she's a giver.
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That's all I got.
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She speaks zero english.
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- Minor obstacle.
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Other than that, everything
is going according to plan.
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- Plan?
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- You just landed yourself
a smokin' hot girlfriend.
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- [sighs]
karma, we just shared flan.
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- Please, that was the most
adorable meet-cute ever.
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- Meet-cute?
- Yeah.
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It's the moment
in a romantic comedy
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Where a girl
meets her soul mate
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For the first time
and sparks fly.
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- My life is
not a romantic comedy.
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I can barely stand
watching them.
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- Well,
what about pitch perfect?
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- I like the songs and
the vaguely feminist message.
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- All I'm saying is
tomorrow's carnaval
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Is the perfect place to fall
in love with someone new.
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- I can't fall in love
with someone I don't understand.
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- Well, then I'll translate.
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- Like a chaperone?
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- No, like c-3po.
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I'm just there
to convey information.
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- Listen,
no butting in, okay?
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I mean it.
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- [imitating c-3po]
you have my word, sir.
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May the force be with you.
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[both laugh]
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- Oh!
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- ♪ come smell the fruit
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♪ for a while
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- Is he as hot
as I think he is?
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- I saw him first.
Whew.
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- Mmm!
- Stop flinching.
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- It's a normal human reaction
to have
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When someone comes at your eye
with a tiny guillotine.
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- It's a curler.
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- [sighs] okay.
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- Can I ask you something?
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- Yes, if you die tomorrow,
I would cry.
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I think
a lot of people would.
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- No, not that.
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I was surprised
that you were so into that guy.
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I thought you took them
off your menu.
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- I never said that.
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- I guess I just assumed
that since you fell for me
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That that meant
you were a lesbian.
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- Sometimes,
my body reacts to guys,
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Even though my brain
doesn't want it to.
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It's like I'm a sexual hulk.
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- So you can see yourself
having sex with a guy?
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- One step at a time.
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We're just talking about
a high school carnival here.
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- Well, I think
that this is great news.
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You just doubled your chances
of falling in love tonight.
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- Karma...
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- I know.
I'm getting carried away.
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I promise to stop if you
promise to stop flinching.
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[turkey in the straw]
255
00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:38,743
- Welcome to america.
256
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,713
We hope you enjoy your visit
but not too much.
257
00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:42,314
You can't stay.
258
00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:45,083
- I feel weird implying
I'm native american.
259
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,284
- This gown is hot.
260
00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,053
My thighs are chafing.
261
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:51,856
- Ugh!
Go man the dunk tank.
262
00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,158
- What are you doing?
263
00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,192
- You asked for a carnival,
264
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,860
And I delivered
in a big way.
265
00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:56,628
- Carnaval!
266
00:09:56,630 --> 00:09:59,064
The brazilian festival marking
the beginning of lent.
267
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,632
- Well, you should have been
more specific.
268
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,934
- Lauren, you are showing them
the worst of america--
269
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,869
Snow cones made
with high-fructose corn syrup,
270
00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:07,906
A game that glamorizes
the slaughter of ducks,
271
00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:08,940
And I saw a guy
272
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,042
Guessing a girl's weight
for prizes.
273
00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:14,879
- Excuse me, ladies,
I just happened to overhear.
274
00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,181
Penelope,
you're not suggesting
275
00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:19,184
We censor what parts of our
country these brazilians see?
276
00:10:19,186 --> 00:10:20,251
- What? No!
I was just--
277
00:10:20,253 --> 00:10:23,021
- Because the last time
I checked, this was america,
278
00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:23,888
Not china.
279
00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,190
- Stop twisting my words.
280
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:28,226
What I meant was...
281
00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,962
Never mind.
282
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,263
- That was impressive.
283
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,065
- It looked like
you needed a hand.
284
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:34,866
- I didn't.
285
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,134
But if you
really want to help,
286
00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,104
I could use someone to man
the bottle toss booth.
287
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:41,106
- Don't worry, daisy duke,
288
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:44,009
I got it covered.
289
00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:51,816
- The weather is
really nice tonight.
290
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:53,852
- [speaking portuguese]
291
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:56,021
- It's that perfect temperature
292
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:57,756
Where you can wear
a light jacket
293
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:59,691
Without getting pit stains.
294
00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,027
- I am not translating that
295
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:02,827
For your own good.
296
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,896
You're trying
to connect with her,
297
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,398
Not sedate her for surgery.
298
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:07,265
Try getting to know her.
299
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:10,301
- Ask her what she wants to be
when she grows up.
300
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,871
- [speaking portuguese]
301
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,207
- [speaking portuguese]
302
00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:19,644
- She said
that she wants to be
303
00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,079
A filmmaker
whose documentaries
304
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,081
Change the way people
see the world.
305
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,949
- Really?
She said all that?
306
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:25,850
- Yep, portuguese.
307
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,286
So much said
with such few words.
308
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:33,792
- Tell her how much
I love documentaries.
309
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:36,995
- Next! Step right up.
310
00:11:36,997 --> 00:11:39,698
Knock 'em down, and win
your sweetheart a prize.
311
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,100
- ♪ hey, wait a minute,
just a minute ♪
312
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,235
♪ I was ready for the flight
- aw.
313
00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,303
- ♪ got my bags packed
314
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,072
♪ waiting on the driver
315
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,907
- Let me help.
316
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:51,209
- [gasps]
317
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,379
[mutters in portuguese]
318
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,280
- What'd she say?
319
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:56,347
- I don't speak portuguese,
320
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,750
But I think she said,
"butt out!"
321
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:00,018
- I got carried away.
I'm sorry.
322
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,453
I promise
it won't happen again.
323
00:12:01,455 --> 00:12:02,320
- It better not, c-3po,
324
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:07,358
Or I'm gonna take you apart
and sell you for scrap metal.
325
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,326
- Uh...
326
00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,028
[pinball bells ringing]
327
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:10,895
- Huge favor to ask.
328
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:13,364
I'm trying to spend
the weekend in san francisco,
329
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,232
If you know what I mean,
330
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,367
But he has this real grenade
of a cousin,
331
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,304
And you know brazilians
and their cousins.
332
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,773
- No. Is that a thing?
333
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:22,173
- Huge.
334
00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:23,842
Please take her off my hands
for a little bit.
335
00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:28,012
I promise, she's no gisele,
so there's seriously zero chance
336
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:30,115
You'll be bundchening
in your pants.
337
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:33,184
Pretty, pretty please?
338
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,186
- Fine.
I'll do it.
339
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,955
- Ah!
You're the bestest.
340
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:39,758
Raquel!
[whistles]
341
00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,761
- You said she was a grenade.
342
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:44,462
- I can hardly look at her.
343
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,098
Owe you one.
344
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,939
- [speaking portuguese]
345
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,442
- His family owns
a small bakery in rio,
346
00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:00,111
And he says
you smell better than the shop
347
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,379
On a Sunday morning.
348
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:02,213
- No, he didn't.
349
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,249
You pulled that
from one of your stupid movies.
350
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:09,087
- No, I didn't.
It's word for word, I swear.
351
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,421
- Tell him thank you,
352
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:13,391
And he smells
really nice too.
353
00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:18,329
- [speaking portuguese]
354
00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,832
Uh...
355
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:26,037
- He wants to take you
on the ferris wheel.
356
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:32,143
- What's going on?
He seems upset.
357
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:34,445
- [whimpering and screaming]
358
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:39,350
[siren wails]
[panting]
359
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,785
- What's wrong with you?
360
00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:44,088
Your scheming sent
poor manolo to the hospital!
361
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,324
- I was just trying
to set a romantic mood.
362
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,893
Remember that scene at the end
of never been kissed?
363
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:51,229
- Oh!
My life is not a movie!
364
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,263
You are not the director,
365
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:56,434
And you can't press
fast-forward!
366
00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:04,475
[rock music]
367
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:08,646
♪
368
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:09,681
- Yum.
369
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:12,217
- [speaking portuguese]
370
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,520
- I'm sorry, but I don't
understand what you're saying.
371
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,389
- She said you have lips
like pink, pillowy clouds.
372
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:21,092
- Um...This is
not what it looks like.
373
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,527
I'm just doing
a favor to shane.
374
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,661
He's hooking up
with her cousin.
375
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:26,331
You know brazilians
and their cousins.
376
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,332
- It's okay.
377
00:14:27,334 --> 00:14:28,199
No need to explain.
378
00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,603
I'm--I'm glad
you're moving on.
379
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,040
- Karma, there you are!
380
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,609
You know, lauren's
looking for someone
381
00:14:37,611 --> 00:14:41,412
Full of hot air
to help blow up some balloons.
382
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,451
- Enjoy the rest
of your date.
383
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:50,288
- As you were.
384
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:53,424
[somber music]
385
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,494
♪
386
00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:59,497
- [sighs]
387
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,332
Oh, look, you're back.
388
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,767
- Hmm.
389
00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:03,635
- Yeah.
390
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:07,639
That happened
while you were away.
391
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,342
I fell in love
with my best friend,
392
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,745
And I finally got the guts
to tell her,
393
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,414
And everything got weird.
394
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,484
And now she can't wait for me
to fall for someone else,
395
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:23,087
But every time I look at her...
[sighs]
396
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,324
My stomach gets
these fluttery,
397
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:30,061
"I think I'm gonna barf"
feelings.
398
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,397
And as much as I want them
to go away,
399
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:35,500
I kind of don't, you know?
400
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,570
Yeah.
401
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,373
I'm a human sinkhole.
402
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,109
Stand back.
403
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:49,714
- We...Kiss...Now?
404
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:52,684
- Ugh! This is
a school fair, people,
405
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:55,453
Not a third-world
red light district!
406
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:57,789
- Pooh!
407
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:02,260
I really wanted
that stuffed banana.
408
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:05,563
- We have a winner.
409
00:16:06,732 --> 00:16:09,100
- What the [bleep]
are you doing?
410
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,234
- Um, volunteering
411
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,769
Out of the kindness
of my heart.
412
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:12,670
You're welcome.
413
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,604
- We're not socialists.
414
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,406
We don't give away prizes
just for playing!
415
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,574
Give me that back, brandi!
416
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:17,442
- No, this is my prize!
417
00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:19,577
- For what,
being the school slut?
418
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:20,812
- Ugh!
419
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,080
[fabric tearing]
- [grunts]
420
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:22,847
- Now it's your prize
421
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:27,685
For being
the school's biggest bitch!
422
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,720
- Ouch.
- What?
423
00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:30,388
I know they all feel that way
about me
424
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,523
Just because I don't
want to hold hands
425
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:33,725
And sing we are the world.
426
00:16:33,727 --> 00:16:34,859
- Yeah, that's weird.
427
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,194
Like, once a month, maybe,
428
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,396
But every day in homeroom,
ugh.
429
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,130
- Just you wait.
430
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,498
That's just the tip
of the melting iceberg.
431
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,267
- I'll admit,
compared to my old high school,
432
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:44,235
This place is stranger
433
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,170
Than my cousin's
inverted nipple.
434
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:46,838
- Right? Thank you!
435
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,339
- But it's
also kind of awesome.
436
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,141
- Oh, crap,
you drank the kool-aid.
437
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,442
- Come on!
There's no bullying,
438
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,444
No silly cliques,
no sodas in the vending machine.
439
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,612
Those are
just empty calories.
440
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:58,583
Look, I'm not saying you have
to start wearing leather.
441
00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,751
Just loosen up a bit.
442
00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:01,119
- Are you calling me uptight?
443
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:01,786
- Just look around.
444
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,889
Everyone's having
a great time except you,
445
00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:08,693
And I bet you're even prettier
when you smile.
446
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:12,196
See?
447
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,731
I was right.
448
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,600
[chuckles]
449
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:19,404
[cheerful music]
450
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:27,712
♪
451
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:38,623
- What do you think
you're doing, nancy drew?
452
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,859
- I'm helping amy move on.
453
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,228
- So you can be with liam?
454
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:44,929
- What? No!
455
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,230
It's not about that.
456
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,332
I-I want her to be happy.
457
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,301
And why are you
so angry at me?
458
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,269
What did I ever do to you?
459
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,671
- You pretended you were
a lesbian to be popular.
460
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,441
On behalf of my people,
we find that off-putting.
461
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,609
- You were the one
who outed me.
462
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,946
- You could have corrected me,
but you didn't.
463
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,281
You used your witchy ways
464
00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,850
And made my two favorite people
fall for you.
465
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:10,254
And I have no clue
how you did it.
466
00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:20,865
Nope, still don't get it.
467
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,837
- How happy would you be
if I started singing
468
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:29,340
You're the one that I want
right now?
469
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,041
- Where's fabiana?
470
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:34,278
I saw you two speaking
the universal tongue.
471
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,981
- She's a really good kisser,
472
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:37,849
But when I touched her,
473
00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,384
She turned me
into an oompa loompa.
474
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:43,621
[both chuckle]
475
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,422
- I'm sorry.
476
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,691
I pushed you
to move on too fast.
477
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:47,558
I just really want--
478
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,660
- Me to fall in love
with someone else.
479
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:50,528
I know, I get it.
480
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:54,599
- I never expected the way
that I love you
481
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,969
Would somehow not be enough.
482
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,838
You deserve someone
who makes you happy.
483
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,774
- You make me happy.
484
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,710
- You know what I mean.
485
00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:07,011
- [laughs]
486
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:08,679
I do.
487
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,749
And I promise I will move on,
488
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:15,620
But it just might
take a while.
489
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,889
- ♪ what's on your mind ♪
490
00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:21,993
- What do we do until then?
491
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:22,727
[rock music]
492
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:25,429
- Don't let us off
until her face turns green.
493
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,899
- It's just a ride.
It's just a ride!
494
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:29,600
- That they built today!
495
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:34,338
[both screaming]
496
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,573
- Aah!
497
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:37,975
- I'll be sad
when the brazilians leave.
498
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:41,012
They've taught me so much
about avoiding tan lines
499
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,447
And getting
the perfect calves.
500
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:44,649
Where's raquel?
501
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:45,917
Looks like you two
were having
502
00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:48,586
Some serious
international relations.
503
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,420
- I sent her home.
504
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,122
You know,
this may come as a shock,
505
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:54,692
But I'm not ready to move on
from karma.
506
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,427
- [gasps]
what? No!
507
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,363
If you're so smitten,
then go be with her.
508
00:19:59,365 --> 00:20:00,698
She's clearly still into you.
509
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,967
Just go forgive her
for lying
510
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,536
And live happily ever after.
511
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,404
- I did forgive her.
512
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,539
That's not what's standing
in the way.
513
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,942
- So what is?
514
00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:13,411
- Um...
515
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,080
After you told me
the truth,
516
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,683
I got really drunk,
and I slept with--
517
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,152
- Oh, wait, let me guess.
Brandi.
518
00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:22,520
Soleil?
519
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,756
That girl from homeroom?
520
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,459
- Amy.
521
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:29,427
- Oh, my god.
522
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,463
- I know.
The guilt is killing me.
523
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,032
I have to tell karma.
524
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:38,970
[karma screams]
- whoo-hoo!
525
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,509
- Did you hear? There's
an open spot in the drama club.
526
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:48,446
- This is my quest to discover
that elusive triple threat.
527
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,481
- Liam is about to tell karma.
- Where is he?
528
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,749
- No, you can't be here.
You have to go.
529
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,117
- Oh, hello.
You have a friend.
530
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,118
- I'm his girlfriend.
531
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,187
- I will push you
to your physical,
532
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:58,856
Emotional,
and spiritual limits!
533
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,691
- You're completely mental.
534
00:21:00,693 --> 00:21:02,026
[all gasp]
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