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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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[dramatic music]
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[device beeps]
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♪ ♪
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[device beeps]
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‐ Oh, man, how have I never
thought of this before?
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Here I am,
spending fucking years
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trying to get my hands
on a nuclear bomb
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when I could have just taken
a bunch of regular bombs
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and blown up
a nuclear power plant.
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[laughs]
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Oh, man, talk about
your evil life hack.
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[crashing]
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‐ Not so fast, Dr. Havoc.
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‐ Oh, shit.
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‐ That's right.
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Prepare to have
your plans foiled
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by none other than...
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Superpowered Man.
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‐ Wow.
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Uh, sorry,
this is the first time
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I've ever faced
a flying superhero.
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‐ And I assure you
it's going to be your last.
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‐ Well, we'll just see
about that.
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Get him.
[gunfire]
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Um, I'm sorry, are‐‐
are you bulletproof too?
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‐ Why, yes, I am.
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It's one of the many powers
possessed by...
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Superpowered Man.
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‐ Ah, okay, well,
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exactly what other powers
do you have?
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‐ Okay, well, I can fly.
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I'm bulletproof.
You got that, right?
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‐ Yeah, okay.
‐ Yup, uh, super strength.
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‐ Okay, well,
that's understandable.
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‐ Uh, I've got super speed.
‐ Hmm.
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‐ Then there's X‐ray vision,
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uh, also heat vision.
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‐ Uh‐uh.
‐ Telescopic vision.
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‐ Yeah.
‐ Infrared vision.
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‐ Okay.
‐ Microscopic vision.
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Super hearing,
super intelligence, ice breath,
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and I can travel through space.
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‐ Okay, let's pack it up, guys.
‐ What's that?
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‐ Yeah, we're gonna pack
everything up and go home,
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so, uh, you win.
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‐ What do you‐‐
what are you talking about?
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We're about to have a battle.
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‐ Uh, you have
every superpower.
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How could I ever beat you?
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‐ Hey, listen, I don't have
every superpower.
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‐ What don't you have,
like, fucking time travel?
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‐ Well, actually,
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thanks to my super strength,
super speed,
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and ability to travel
through space,
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I am able to spin
the Earth backwards
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at such a rapid rate
that it does,
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in fact, turn back time.
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So theoretically,
I do have time travel.
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‐ Yeah, pack it up.
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Come on, guys, let's go.
‐ Okay, wait.
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What if I told you
that there's a rare space rock
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that will render me
almost powerless?
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‐ Is it easy to get ahold of?
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‐ No, almost impossible.
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‐ Nope, no, thanks.
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Well, it was nice to meet you.
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Uh, do you want us to take
all these bombs with us,
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or you want us
to leave some?
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‐ No, don't worry,
I'll take care of it.
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‐ Well, they're kind of
all over the place.
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You know, it might actually
just be easier if we‐‐
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‐ Got them.
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‐ Yeah. Okay.
Come on, guys.
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‐ [sighs]
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[people screaming]
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[dramatic music]
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‐ [screams]
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‐ Yeah, that's right, run.
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Bow down to your new
overlord, Dr. Havoc.
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‐ Hey, boss.
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‐ What? Oh, sorry, guys.
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You gotta watch out,
because this machine
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is unstoppable.
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‐ Well, well, Dr. Havoc,
we meet again.
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[triumphant music]
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‐ All right, pack it up.
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‐ Oh, come on,
you gotta fight me now.
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‐ No. No, I don't.
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‐ Aw, come on.
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‐ No, you're a ridiculous
superhero.
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Superheroes are supposed
to have one,
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maybe two powers,
not all of them.
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‐ Hey, hey, with that laser,
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I think you could beat me.
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‐ Oh, oh, really?
‐ Yeah, big‐time.
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‐ Oh, you think so, huh?
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‐ I do. I real‐‐
I really believe that.
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‐ Is that what you think?
‐ In my heart of hearts.
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‐ Oh, you're
thinking that, huh?
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‐ I absolutely do,
50‐50 shot, coin flip.
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‐ Hey, why don't you
flip a coin?
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Oh, no, it's up in outer space,
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you're so goddamn strong.
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It's stupid.
Who's gonna get it?
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‐ You're stupid.
‐ Oh, I know who will.
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You, 'cause you can fly
to space.
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‐ You're a stupid man.
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‐ Yeah. No, pack it up.
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‐ Okay, okay. Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
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If you stay and fight me,
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I will battle you with one arm
tied behind my back.
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How about that, huh?
That's a deal.
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‐ No. You have super strength.
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Your other arm is still
a superpowered arm.
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‐ Okay, okay, fair point.
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Both arms behind my back.
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‐ No.
‐ Both arms, both legs.
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‐ No, that still leaves,
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like, seven other
superpowers you have.
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‐ All right, all right,
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final offer.
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♪ ♪
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All right, Dr. Havoc,
prepare to do battle with...
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Superpowered Man.
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[grunts]
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[grunting]
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Did I get you?
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‐ Almost. Getting close.
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All right, where was I?
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[power whirring]
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Huh, it's starting to look
a little cloudy.
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Sure hope it doesn't‐‐
[screams]
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‐ Uh, Havoc, did, uh‐‐
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did something happen?
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‐ [grunts, sighs]
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Uh, hey, Superpowered Man?
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‐ Yup.
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‐ Can you, uh,
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control the weather,
by chance?
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‐ Uh, no.
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‐ So are you telling me
you did not just make
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a storm cloud appear and drop
a lightning bolt on me?
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‐ Okay, yeah, that was me.
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You're not gonna pack it up,
are you?
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[engine revving]
Havoc?
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Havoc?
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Havoc?
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Havoc, you have the keys
to these handcuffs.
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Oh, right,
I'm Superpowered Man.
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[yells]
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‐ And so, diary,
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I don't feel bad
about my defeat today,
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because it's completely useless
to try to fight a man
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with every superpower.
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‐ I'll fight him.
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‐ God damn it, Nighthook.
Jesus.
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‐ I'd like to fight
the Superpowered Man.
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‐ What? Why?
You guys are both superheroes.
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‐ I, uh, uh‐‐
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I've run out of ideas.
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‐ Okay, well, I don't think
it's gonna
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turn out very well
for you, man.
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‐ How do I find him?
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‐ Well, I mean,
he's got super hearing, so...
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uh, hey, Superpowered Man.
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‐ Uh, yeah, guys,
what's up?
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‐ All right.
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Now let's see if you bleed.
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[grunting]
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‐ Ho‐ho!
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‐ Here it comes. Ha!
‐ Ooh.
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‐ Combo.
[grunting]
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Nightpunch.
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Nightkick.
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And Nighthook.
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‐ Ooh, keep trying, buddy.
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Come on, you're almost there.
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[both grunting]
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