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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Captain, we're about a mile
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and a half off of
the coastline.
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‐ Excellent.
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Attention all crew.
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This is Captain Dr. Havoc.
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Prepare the torpedoes
on the starboard side.
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Oh, man, this
is so much fucking fun.
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Hey, how many knots
are we going now?
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‐ 32 knots, Captain.
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‐ Is that fast?
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‐ It's pretty fast.
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‐ All right.
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Hey, you guys
wanna breach again?
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crew: Eh...
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‐ All right, all right,
we'll do it later.
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We'll do it later.
Jesus.
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Ah, what a great day.
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I got
this super sweet submarine.
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We've got
some sick‐ass torpedoes,
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we're gonna blow up New York,
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and we're gonna do
the whole thing under water.
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Hey, Steve, how far under water
are we now?
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‐ About 100 fathoms, Captain.
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‐ Oh, man, 100 fathoms?
Is that deep?
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‐ It's pretty deep.
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‐ Yeah., it sounds deep.
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Whoo!
I'll tell you what, guys,
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I think this is it.
I think this is the one.
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I mean, look at this.
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We're on
a stealth nuclear submarine,
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100 fathoms‐‐is that correct,
Steve?
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‐ Yes.
‐ A hundred fathoms underwater.
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There's no way anyone's gonna
find us here.
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[sinister orchestral music]
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♪ ♪
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, Kyle.
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Hey Kyle, can I use
the periscope again?
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‐ Uh, we‐ we would have
to get closer to the surface.
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‐ Well‐ well, can we do that?
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‐ [sighs]
Yes, sir.
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‐ I'm sorry, what was that?
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‐ Sorry.
Aye, aye, Captain Dr. Havoc.
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‐ That's right.
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Or else, you'll be working
in the galley,
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which is the kitchen for boats.
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You guys know that?
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You know it's called
a galley?
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‐ Yes, Captain.
‐ Yes, Captain.
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‐ I'm the one
that told you that.
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[ominous music]
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‐ You know, guys,
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this couldn't have come
at a better time.
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I was feeling really depressed,
you know,
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what with Kim leaving me
and all.
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But now,
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now, I'm just a man on a boat
with his buddies
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miles away from Kim or Brock
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or really any of my problems.
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[gunshot]
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[high ringing noise]
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God.
Come on.
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‐ Oh, shit.
My bad.
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My bad, everybody,
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My silencer wasn't on.
Sorry, guys.
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‐ Oh, God, I think my eardrums
are bleeding.
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‐ What?
‐ Ah, shut up.
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God, just shut up.
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‐ That's right.
Everybody put your hands up.
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‐ What?
What did he say?
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‐ What did Kyle just say?
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‐ What did Steve just say?
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‐ I can't hear anything.
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‐ What?
‐ Huh?
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‐ Who said that?
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‐ Stop yelling.
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‐ What?
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‐ Ah, Jesus.
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[silenced gunshots]
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‐ Ah, that's better.
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‐ Well, well done, Brock.
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Not only have you stopped
my master plan,
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but you've obliterated my
fucking eardrums.
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‐ Listen, Havoc.
‐ What?
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‐ Listen.
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I don't care about
your master plan right now.
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We need to talk.
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‐ Talk about what?
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‐ You gotta get your wife back,
man.
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She's driving me
fucking crazy.
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‐ Is that why you're here?
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Did you infiltrate my sub
and then kill all my henchmen
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just to tell me that?
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‐ Uh, yeah.
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‐ Let me get this straight.
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Are you seriously asking me
to take back
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the wife that you stole
from me?
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‐ Oh, yeah.
I stole her.
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Yeah, that's right.
That was my plan.
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Oh, hey, Kim, uh,
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why don't you move
into my sweetest apartment
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and ruin my fucking life?
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Does that sound like something
I would say, hmm?
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Does it, Havoc?
Is that how I talk?
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Do I talk like that, Havoc?
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‐ Wow, I'm sorry, Brock.
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I'm so sorry that my wife
moved out of our house,
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left my life in shambles,
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and took my daughter to go
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live with a sexual deviant.
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I'm so sorry.
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‐ Oh, yeah, that's‐‐
that's another thing.
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I don't really know how to tell
you this,
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but, uh‐‐oh, boy.
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Kim said that I might be
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Ally's real father.
There, I said it.
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‐ Yeah, that's not true.
‐ Really?
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‐ No, I don't believe that
for a second.
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‐ Oh, God, I hope you're right.
Oh, my God.
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Because that is
a fucking train wreck of a kid.
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That kid is a garbage kid.
All right.
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‐ Well, they're
your problem now.
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‐ Well, not for long.
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Okay.
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Now, this is what needs
to happen.
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Oh, my God.
What is that smell?
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Jesus, Havoc, did you fucking
beef in here?
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‐ No, no, I didn't beef in
here, you idiot.
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It's all of these henchmen.
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They shit themselves
when they died.
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‐ Wait, what?
That happens?
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‐ Brock, you killed
hundreds of people.
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Are you not aware that people
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evacuate their bowels
when they die?
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‐ No. I mean,
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I don't usually stick around
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sniffing dead guy's butts,
weirdo.
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By now, I'm usually‐‐
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I'm usually fucking
some hot widow.
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So wait, so these guys all just
shit themselves?
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‐ Yes.
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Now let's get the fuck
out of here
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before‐‐oh, what the hell?
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‐ Oh, shit, Havoc.
I think your boat has a hole.
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‐ How is that possible?
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Brock, how did you get
on my submarine?
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‐ Oh, I‐ I just‐ I took a
welding gun
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and I popped
a hole in the side and then I‐‐
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ah, shit, yep.
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I‐I figured it out.
I did it.
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‐ Well, this is great, Brock.
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Now, we have to escape
from what is essentially
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a giant unflushed toilet.
[sighs]
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So you wanna swim
through the shit first,
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or should I?
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‐ I'm going to be honest.
I‐I kinda rather be here
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than at home
with that nightmare on wheels
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