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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[ominous music]
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‐ All right, the museum
security system is disabled.
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Now, remember, only grab
the most expensive pieces.
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‐ How do we know which ones
are the most expensive?
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‐ I don't know,
the fucking big ones.
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What are we‐‐
what do you base it off of?
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Is anything gilded?
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If you see a frame,
fucking grab that.
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What the hell is this,
a cardboard box?
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‐ Oh, uh, yeah, I heard about
this cardboard box exhibit.
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It's, uh‐‐it's‐‐it's all
recycled from cardboard boxes.
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‐ Wait, Kyle, why are you
stealing their exit signs?
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‐ Oh, no, boss, these are from
the Exit Sign Exhibit.
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This door just goes
to the janitor's closet.
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Wait, or is this the janitor's
closet exhibit?
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‐ God, I fucking hate
modern art.
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[sighs]
Oh, Jesus.
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Who the hell is this guy?
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‐ Oh, he must be one of those
living art exhibits.
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‐ I am not a celebrity.
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[gun clicks]
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[gunshot]
[grunts]
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‐ Well, now you're
not alive either.
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All right, guys.
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‐ [grunts]
Yeah.
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‐ [grunts]
‐ Get off me.
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Knee to the face,
backhand to the mouth.
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That's right, motherfucker.
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All right, Doctor Havoc.
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You 'bout to get fucked up.
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‐ Oh, good for you.
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‐ What?
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‐ No, I just‐‐
I think it's really great.
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You know, I've actually
been advocating
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for more diversity
in our field.
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‐ What the fuck
are you talking about?
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‐ I'm just saying,
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I‐ I think it's about time
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we had some black superheroes.
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‐ What?
Why do you assume I'm black?
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‐ Wait.
Are‐‐are you serious?
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‐ My costume covers
my entire body.
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You can't even see
my skin color.
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‐ Well, no, I‐I‐I can't see
that you're black.
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But, you know, I‐I did notice
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a few‐‐there were‐‐
there's hints that,
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you know, I‐‐that‐‐the‐‐
the candor, you know.
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‐ Man, fuck you.
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‐ All right. All right.
Maybe I'm wrong.
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You know, I‐I clearly have
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no idea what race you might be.
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Uh, what's your superhero name
again?
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‐ Super Jamal.
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‐ Oh, come on.
‐ What?
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‐ What are your superpowers?
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‐ I can run really fast
and jump really high.
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‐ Oh, for God's sakes.
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‐ What?
There's plenty of superheroes
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who can leap a tall building
in a single bound.
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‐ I'll tell you what.
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Why don't you just take off
your glove for a minute?
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You don't have
to reveal your identity,
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and we'll solve
this whole problem.
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‐ I don't want to.
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‐ Why not?
‐ Because.
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‐ Because you have
a black hand.
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‐ Because I don't want
to have to do something
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just because some racist
cracker super villain
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told me to.
‐ I'm not racist.
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Look, Super Jamal,
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I think it's great that you're
a black superhero.
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I think there should
be black super villains.
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I think you should
be very proud of who you are.
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‐ If I was black,
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would I give a [bleep]
about some
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old white man
stealing modern art?
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‐ All right.
Well, that is one for you.
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Quick test.
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‐ Oh, man.
That don't mean shit.
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‐ Mm?
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‐ All right, fuck this.
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Look, Havoc.
Wait, are you black?
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‐ What? No.
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‐ Are you sure?
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Because your skin
is pretty dark.
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‐ No, I'm just‐‐
I'm just really tan.
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Okay? We're in Phoenix in July.
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I have a good base coat.
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‐ "Base coat."
What are you, then?
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Middle Eastern or something?
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‐ What?
No, whoa, no, no, no, no.
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‐ Whoa‐ho‐ho‐ho!
What's wrong with that?
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‐ Nothing.
Nothing wrong with that.
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I'm just not Middle Eastern.
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Plus, let's be honest,
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the whole image of a, uh,
Middle Eastern super villain
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is, uh, not really good
optics right now.
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‐ What's the matter, Havoc?
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Somebody afraid
to discuss his ethnicity?
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‐ No, I just‐‐look,
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I naturally have
an olive skin tone.
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Okay? My family's Greek.
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‐ Oh, they Greek, huh?
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What part of Greece
are they from?
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Iraq? Beirut?
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‐ All right.
You know what? Fine.
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Clearly, this is not
going anywhere.
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Why don't we just
shake hands and agree
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to remain ethnically
ambiguous?
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‐ All right. Deal.
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Hey, what?
‐ Aha!
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‐ What the‐‐
God damn it, Havoc.
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‐ There, now doesn't
that feel better
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just to have that out there?
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‐ [grunts]
Motherfucker!
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[both grunting]
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