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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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‐ Oh, you think you got the
drop on me, huh, superhero?
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What about now?
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Hey, army guy,
can you deal with this?
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‐ Darren, we need to talk.
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‐ Can it wait, honey?
I'm kind of in the middle
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of something really important
right now.
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I got ya.
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‐ Darren, I'm leaving you.
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‐ Thanks, hon.
I appreciate it.
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We'll talk about whatever you
want to talk about tonight.
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Got you now!
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‐ No. Darren, I'm leaving you.
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‐ Thank you, Kim.
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I really appreciate
you giving me
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the time I need
to finish my work.
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Ah!
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‐ Darren, Darren, look at me
when I talk to you.
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It's not that hard.
‐ Kim, watch out.
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Just get the hell
out of the way.
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‐ Darren, you stepped
on my shoe!
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‐ Get out the way, Kim.
This is really expensive stuff.
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Hiya!
‐ Darren, I want a divorce!
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‐ What? Wait, wait,
what did you just say?
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‐ I said "I want a divorce."
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Ally and I are moving in
with Brock.
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‐ What?
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‐ I can't take this
anymore, Darren.
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I'm tired of waiting around
while you fail
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over and over again
at your fucking job.
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‐ I'm a super villain, Kim.
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I'm not trying to get employee
of the month at Foot Locker.
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I'm trying to take over
the world, okay?
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It takes a little bit of time,
all right?
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It takes a little bit
of patience.
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‐ What's the point really?
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I mean, come on,
our marriage is a joke.
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We've never even been able to
stay faithful to each other.
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‐ You're the one who hasn't
been able to stay faithful.
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‐ [chuckles]
Please.
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You mean to tell me that you're
not sleeping around on me?
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‐ No.
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‐ God, you're such
a fucking loser.
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[laughs]
‐ Kim, please.
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You cannot do this.
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‐ Hey, boss. Uh, we just had
a real quick question.
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‐ What's the question?
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‐ Uh, never mind.
It can wait.
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‐ All right, now,
where were we?
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Oh, that's right.
We're just about to make up.
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Kim, I am sorry that I have
been working so hard.
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‐ Forget it, Darren.
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I've already packed our things.
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Ally and I are sleeping
at Brock's tonight.
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‐ Really, Kim?
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Are you seriously telling me
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you're gonna move in
with Brock Mason?
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The man screws
more than a fucking minion.
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‐ What?
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‐ You know what?
Here, I'll show you.
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♪ ♪
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This is a live feed
of Brock's bedroom right now.
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Oh, and wouldn't you know it,
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he's fucking somebody
who isn't you.
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‐ You have a camera
in Brock's bedroom?
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‐ Yes, Kim. I have a camera
in Brock's bedroom.
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‐ You don't think
that's a little‐‐
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‐ I'm a villain. He's my enemy.
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Now come on, let's not lose
sight of the big picture here.
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The big picture
of Brock's penis
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in someone else's vagina.
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‐ Well, I will have you know
that Brock has assured me
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that the fucking
of other women will stop
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as soon as Ally and I move in.
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‐ And you believe him?
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Kim, the man
is a fucking sociopath.
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And, quite frankly,
I don't want my daughter
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anywhere near him.
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‐ Well, that's something else
we should talk about.
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I think maybe Brock has more of
a right to be around Ally
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than you think.
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‐ What the fuck are you
talking about?
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‐ There's a‐a chance
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that Brock Mason could be
Ally's biological father.
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Darren?
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Darren, are you gonna
say something?
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‐ I'm sorry.
Was I not just screaming?
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I feel like I was just
screaming.
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Uh, Kim, Ally's 16 years old.
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How is that possible?
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‐ Well, think about it, Darren.
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Brock's first mission
to stop you was 16 years ago.
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He was a secret agent.
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I was the wife
of a super villain.
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[scoffs]
Come on, it was bound to happen.
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‐ You know you don't need
to fuck him, right?
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Just because you're the wife of
of a super villain doesn't mean
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that you're obligated to fuck
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every secret agent
that walks up to you!
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‐ Well, in my defense,
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he told me
he was gonna kill you.
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‐ Do you even know
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what the phrase
"in my defense" means, Kim?
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I'm gonna fucking throw up.
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‐ Well, I'm running late.
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The movers have already left.
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We'll talk
about the details later.
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‐ Kim, no.
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Come on.
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Kim, no‐‐
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Kim!
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Kim!
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[sighs]
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Yeah, can I, uh‐‐
can I get a Kyle in here?
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‐ Yeah, you needed
something, boss?
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♪ ♪
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‐ Ah...
Yeah, baby, yeah.
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Oh, that feels good.
Get that skank off.
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What the‐‐
Oh, hi, Kim. Oh, whoa.
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Uh, I didn't know you were
coming over today.
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It‐‐it‐‐
Wait. Is today Wednesday?
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‐ Well, I did it.
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I finally left Darren.
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‐ Oh, man, that sucks.
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Uh, what's all this shit
doing here?
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‐ I told you, Brock,
I'm leaving Darren,
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and Ally and I
are moving in here.
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We talked about this last week.
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‐ Oh, shit.
W‐we're really doing that?
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I thought that was just, like,
pillow talk.
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You know, like, uh, what would
you do with $80 million?
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Or, uh, would you rather be
invisible or be able to fly?
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Or, you know, what if we moved
in together?
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You know, just like random shit
out of our asses.
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‐ What do you want me to do?
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Take all my shit
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and go live on the street
with my fucking daughter?
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‐ No, no. That's no way
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for a grown woman
and her 18‐year‐old daughter‐‐
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‐ 16‐year‐old daughter.
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‐ Really? Still?
‐ Oh.
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By the way, you should know
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that Darren has a camera set up
in your bedroom.
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‐ Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I've
known about that for a while.
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I like to fuck
with him sometimes.
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Oops. Hey, buddy.
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Twig and berries.
Twig and berries.
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‐ Oh, God damn it, Brock.
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‐ Brock,
cover yourself up, okay?
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Ally's in the house.
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‐ Kim, maybe we should talk
about this.
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I mean, what are we doing?
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You're married.
You're a married person.
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‐ Not for long, I'm not.
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Now, I've got to tell the movers
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where to put
the rest of my stuff.
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I think we may have to get rid
of some of your furniture.
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‐ N‐not the foosball table,
all right?
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I built that with my dad, Kim.
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‐ Ally, come say hi
to your new roommate.
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‐ Hey.
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If you ever get tired of my mom,
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just remember,
I'm right down the hall.
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Ooh, also, I drove my car
into a tree yesterday.
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Mom said you'd buy me a new one.
Thanks. Bye.
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‐ Uh, Kim.
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Kim.
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Kim.
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God damn you, Havoc.
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Is this one
of your master plans,
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you son of a bitch?
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This isn't the end of this.
I will‐‐
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‐ [sighs]
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You know what?
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I don't think
I want to remember today.
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[The Last Stand's
"The Darkness"]
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‐ ♪ Away ♪
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♪ Oh, my love,
turn away from me ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ So, when I'm gone,
you won't ever see ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ What I became ♪
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Ah, come on, come on.
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Come on, you fucking pussy,
you can do it.
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Come on, what do you have to
live for now, huh?
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You fucking hit rock bottom,
you piece of shit.
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