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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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[doorbell rings]
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‐ Can somebody get that?
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‐ Dad, that's my date.
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Let him in and tell him
I'll be ready in 10 minutes.
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No, 15. 15 minutes.
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‐ Hi, there, Dr. Darren Havoc.
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‐ Hey, I'm here
to pick up Ally.
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‐ Yeah, yeah. Come on in.
She's just getting ready.
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I didn't catch your name.
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‐ Uh, Jaydyn.
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‐ Oh, well, uh,
nice to meet you, Jaydyn.
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Why don't you come into my
office for a bit and we'll talk?
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She might be a while.
You know girls.
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‐ Okay.
[sighs]
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♪ ♪
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‐ So, Jaydyn, how did you
and Ally meet?
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‐ Uh, school.
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‐ Hmm. You seem a little older
than a high schooler.
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‐ Yeah, uh, I guess I'm just
mature for my age, you know?
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‐ Is that so? And, uh, where are
you guys off to tonight?
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‐ Ooh, I don't‐‐I don't know.
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Like, dinner and a movie
or something.
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‐ Ah, classic.
So dinner and a movie‐‐
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you'll probably be home around,
what do you say, 10:30?
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‐ Ah, look bro, come on.
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Ugh, I get the whole
overprotective‐dad routine.
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All right?
I‐I've been through it before.
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But your daughter, your daughter
is her own person,
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and she and I are gonna do
whatever we're gonna do tonight.
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You know what I am saying?
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So relax. She'll be home
when she gets home.
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All right? Cool, bro.
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‐ [chuckles]
Okay.
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Hey, Jaydyn,
you're gonna want to hold on
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to that chair real tight.
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‐ What?
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Oh, oh! Oh!
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[screaming]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Shit.
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What the fuck, man?
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‐ What's the problem, Jaydyn?
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I thought you'd been
through this whole
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overprotective‐dad routine
before.
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Oh, that's right.
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You've probably never dealt
with an overprotective dad
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who's a motherfucking
super villain.
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‐ Oh, my God!
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‐ So let's go
through these questions again.
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What do you say? Uh, where
did you meet my daughter, again?
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‐ Uh, school.
Uh, we‐‐we met at school.
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[screaming]
Okay, okay, okay.
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‐ Sorry, you're gonna have to be
a little louder.
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Where did you meet her?
‐ Fuck! Fuck!
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Uh, uh, Instagram.
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I‐I saw a picture of her
in a bikini,
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and‐‐and I saw‐‐and I sent her
a direct message.
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‐ Yeah, that makes more sense,
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'cause you're not
in high school, are you, Jaydyn?
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‐ Uh, no, no, no, sir, no.
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‐ How old are you?
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‐ Uh, uh, 18.
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[screaming]
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I'm 19!
19! 19 and 4 months!
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‐ Ah, 19 and four months.
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See? Your memory is getting
better every minute.
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Now, last thing‐‐
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where were you planning
on taking my daughter tonight?
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‐ Uh, you know,
I hadn't really, um‐‐
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[coughs]
I hadn't really decided.
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[screaming]
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A party, sir.
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We're going to a party, sir.
[crying]
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‐ Mm‐hmm.
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And will there be alcohol served
at this party?
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‐ Almost certainly, sir.
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‐ Jaydyn, I want you to know
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how much I appreciate
you being honest with me.
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‐ Thank you, sir.
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Aah! Aah!
What the fuck?
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‐ I know, it stings, right?
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So I just implanted a tiny
explosive device in your neck.
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And with a push of this button,
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I can blow
your fucking head right off.
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‐ I‐I'm sorry, okay?
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Hey, look, I‐I swear
I won't take your daughter out.
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I‐I'll leave right now.
‐ Here's the thing Jaydyn‐‐
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I love my daughter,
and I know she's gonna be upset
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if she doesn't get
to go out tonight.
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So I'm gonna
let you take her out
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'cause I know you're gonna be
a perfect gentleman, aren't you?
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‐ Yes, sir. I promise.
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‐ Okay.
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‐ Ah.
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‐ Yeah, I wouldn't mess
with that too much.
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That device can be real
sensitive.
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♪ ♪
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‐ I thought we were going
to a party?
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‐ No, that‐‐that party
got canceled.
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‐ What? Lame!
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So what are
we gonna do instead?
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‐ Huh...
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♪ ♪
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Ooh.
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We're going to dinner,
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then we're gonna go
to a movie,
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and I'm gonna have you home
right at 10:30.
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‐ What?
Fuck that.
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Ooh, I know a great place
we can go.
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Turn here.
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♪ ♪
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[vehicle approaching]
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[brakes squeal]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Okay, we should not be here,
not‐‐not here.
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We should go.
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This is bad, okay?
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It's not the plan.
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We didn't plan this.
You brought it up.
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‐ Oh, relax.
There's nobody here.
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‐ Well uh‐‐
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Hmm. [stammers]
Let's just leave.
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‐ Now come on. Let me help you
take this seat belt off.
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‐ I've got to pee!
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‐ Hey, buddy.
‐ Oh!
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Oh, my God.
‐ Make‐out Point, huh?
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Doesn't seem like
a very gentlemanly place to be.
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‐ No, no, no, no, no.
She made me come here, okay?
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I wanted to go to dinner.
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‐ Yeah, she gets that kind
of stubbornness from her mother.
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Well, I'll let you guys
get back to it.
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I'm just gonna go sit
here in these bushes
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with my finger
on this detonator.
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By the way, it looks like you
pissed yourself a little bit.
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‐ [groans, whimpers]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Hey, honey.
How was your date?
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‐ Ugh!
Fucking terrible!
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He pissed himself.
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Why do all the guys
I go out with
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always piss themselves
halfway through the date?
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‐ Well, honey, you should
probably stop dating older men.
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You know, they're incontinent.
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Well, Jaydyn, I guess you live
to see another day.
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‐ Ah, I can't believe
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I sent that guy pictures
of my tits.
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