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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Hmm.
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Secret Agent Brock Mason.
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‐ Yeah, he's a dick.
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All right, so you're
gonna go down there,
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and you're gonna kill him.
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‐ Consider it done.
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I will go down there,
seduce him,
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take him back to my room,
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and after we have ravaged each
other for hours‐‐
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‐ Wait, wait, wait.
What? No, no, no, no.
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You don't have to have sex
with him.
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You're just gonna go down
and kill him.
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‐ Da, right after
we make fuck.
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‐ No, no. I‐‐I don't want him
to make any fuck.
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I want him to be dead.
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‐ Trust me, he will be easier
to disarm
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if he is naked.
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‐ Yeah, but you'll be
naked too.
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‐ Fuck yeah, I will.
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I am at my most effective
when I am nude.
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‐ Yeah, well,
so is Brock Mason.
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If you don't believe me,
you can ask my [bleep] wife.
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‐ [laughing] Da.
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Yeah, that is good one.
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‐ What?
‐ Oh, is‐‐isn't a joke?
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‐ No. Oh, no, no, he's‐‐
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he's actually fucking my wife.
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‐ Oh, snap.
Really?
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‐ Yeah.
That's why I want him dead.
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‐ Whoa, that is fucked.
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‐ So, can you just not have sex
with him?
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‐ Mmm, no, but how about this?
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I go down there, quick blowjob
in the bathroom,
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then I kill him.
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‐ No, no, no blowjobs.
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‐ Okay. Then, I jerk him off
under the table.
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‐ No.
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‐ You want him to jerk
himself off on my tits?
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‐ Why does killing him have
to involve him cumming?
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‐ Listen.
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How can you know that the man
is dead
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until you have seen him
truly live?
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‐ Okay. I know you think
that sounds smart,
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but that's the dumbest fucking
thing I've ever heard.
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‐ Mmm. You know, actually,
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the dumbest thing
I've ever heard
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was that a man stayed
in a marriage
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while he knew she was fucking
this other guy.
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‐ I know, I know.
I'm well aware. I'm well aware.
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‐ Well, we will just see
what happens.
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‐ Okay. Please don't have sex
with him, okay?
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Please, please.
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[suspenseful music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ [chuckling]
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Three Kings.
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‐ Huh.
Straight.
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all: Ohhhh.
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‐ [chuckles]
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Must be my lucky night.
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‐ Excuse me, gentlemen.
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Do you mind if I play with you?
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‐ And my luck just keeps
getting better.
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Ha, ha, ha.
‐ With me,
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men always get lucky.
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‐ [chortling]
‐ Yeah.
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‐ No, for God's sakes.
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‐ So, are you staying
in the hotel?
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‐ Da, I am.
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But I have not yet decided
in whose room.
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‐ Ah.
‐ Mmm.
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‐ What?
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ Heh.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
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‐ Ahh.
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‐ Poison his fucking drink.
It's right there.
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Come on!
Oh wait,
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is she‐‐
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and she's jerking him off.
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‐ [chuckling]
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‐ I must say,
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you exceed expectations,
Secret Agent Brock Mason.
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‐ Oh!
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Secret Agent Brock Mason.
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‐ You're the guy who killed
my brother.
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‐ You told me your name was
Jeff!
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‐ Uh‐oh.
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[gunfire]
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‐ How the hell did you
know my real name?
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‐ Doesn't everybody?
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‐ No. I'm a secret agent.
I use code names.
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‐ I let you borrow my
swimsuit for the pool, Jeff!
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‐ [grunts]
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All right.
You stay here where it's safe.
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I'll take care of these guys.
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‐ [scoffs]
I can protect myself.
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‐ Oh, I am so gonna
fuck you.
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[all shouting]
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‐ Let them kill him!
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Just fucking let them kill him.
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That's it.
You want something done,
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you gotta do it yourself.
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‐ Come on. Come on!
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‐ All right. Time to‐‐
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oh, sorry, sorry.
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I guess you already got this
thing handled.
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Never mind.
Never mind.
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Good job.
Great job.
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‐ [grunts, gasps]
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both: Whew!
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‐ Whoo!
[laughs]
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That was awesome.
All right.
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I mean, I blacked out there
for a little bit,
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but, wow.
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‐ Okay. Now, you choke me
for a little while,
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while I slap you in the face
with this glove.
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‐ All right.
Ha, ha.
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This is turning out to be
a great fucking Thursday.
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‐ And so, Diary,
today I learned
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not to judge a book by
its cover.
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While my assassin may have
some unusual tactics,
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she certainly gave Brock Mason
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exactly what he deserved.
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‐ [sighs]
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