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[♪♪♪♪♪]
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Dear diary, when all
your friends are villains
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it's hard to find time
to get together.
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So when we do,
we like to get wild.
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[HARD ROCK PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
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Hey, hey.
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Heyo!
There he is.
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Hey, somebody
call the cops.
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We've got international
super villains
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General Plague and MegaHammer
in the house.
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What is up,
gentlemen?
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Ah, you know,
same shit, different day.
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Hey, MegaHammer, uh, I thought
we were doing costumes.
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Actually, I'm
not a super villain anymore.
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I'm retired.
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Yeah, you haven't
heard?
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No.
Well, yeah,
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this guy's fucking
married now.
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Oh, what?
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And, I got a kid
on the way.
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A mini MegaHammer?
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Hey, I don't go
by MegaHammer anymore.
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Just Matt. With two T's.
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Matt, huh? Oh.
Oh, all right.
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Matt with two T's.
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Sitting next to me,
super.
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Hi, guys. Welcome
to Buffalo Wild Wings.
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My name's Wendy.
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Can I get you all started off
with some drinks?
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Hmm, I'm gonna have
your house IPA.
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Hm, I will also have
your house IPA.
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I'm gonna have
the other IPA.
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All right, cool,
sounds great.
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Should I get some waters
for the table?
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Uh, Wendy, we're a bunch
of super villains
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out on a Friday night.
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I don't think we'll be
needing any waters.
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Am I right, guys?
Ha, you are right, my friend.
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Of course, that being said,
I do need some water
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to take a pill.
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Oh, okay, well, um,
I guess, one water, for him.
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Thank you.
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So, when's everybody
else showing up?
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This is it.
What?
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What about Professor
Dark Heart?
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He's dead.
Oh. Jesus.
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Evil Eddie?
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He's in prison.
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Damn. BluntForce?
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He died...
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...while in prison.
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Oh. Tough time being
a villain these days.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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You know,
I'm actually thinking
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about maybe
retiring myself.
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What? General,
come on.
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What are
you gonna do?
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Well, you guys, now that
we're talking about it...
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"I've actually
got a new job.
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"In fact, I'm like
my own boss.
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"I make my own hours,
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"I work from home,
and the best part is
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"I can even make
money when I'm not working.
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"I'd love to talk
to you guys
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about this exciting‐‐"
All right, Matt. Matt.
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Don't‐‐
Don't be that guy.
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"All right, can we talk
about it later, maybe,
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I have an amazing
chart to show you."
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Yeah, yeah, we'll‐‐
We'll‐‐
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We'll look
at the charts later.
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Let's get
a few beers in us
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before we start
busting out the graphs.
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All right, that's fair.
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Hey, beers are here.
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All right, so I got
an IPA over here.
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Mm.
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WENDY:
And an IPA over here.
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Mm.
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And a different IPA
over here. Ha, ha.
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Mm‐mm.
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And here's your water
for your pill.
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Thank you, Wendy.
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[WHISPERS]
Is that for your penis?
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It's okay, you
can tell me,
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at one time,
I wanted to be a nurse.
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Uh, thanks, Wendy,
we're‐‐ We're all set.
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Ah, guys, I just‐‐
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I feel like things aren't as fun
as they used to be anymore.
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Hey, come on,
we still have fun together.
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Ha, ha. You guys
remember the time
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we robbed that bank
in New Orleans.
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Oh, my God,
and you used
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that freeze ray
on the fucking fat guard.
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Ha, ha. Now those
were the days.
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You know what? We should do
something like that tonight.
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Rob a bank?
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No, I mean, banks
are closed, but...
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you know, we should
rob some place.
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Not this place.
Some‐‐ Some other place.
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I'll come back.
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What do you guys say?
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Who's up for a good
old‐fashioned stick‐em‐up?
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Yeah. Yeah! I'm in.
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All right, what the hell.
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For old time's sake.
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Ha, oh,
fuck yeah!
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All right.
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[♪♪♪♪♪]
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Are you sure
we should go this way?
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Looks a little sketchy.
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Don't worry,
it'll be fine.
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Oh, man, these guys don't
know what they're in for.
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Ha, oh, this
is gonna be so good.
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[♪♪♪♪♪]
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Put your fucking hands up!
Aah.
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Give us your wallet
and your purse. Now!
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The fuck?
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No. No, no.
These are our guys.
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We're mugging them.
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What'd you just say?
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You heard me, pal.
We were waiting
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at the end of this alley
for like 20 minutes.
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Fuck you, old man.
We were here first.
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I‐I'm sorry. Who am
I giving my wallet to?
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All right, just hold on.
All right.
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Listen, guys, I don't think you
know who you're dealing with.
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I'm Dr. Havoc.
All right?
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This is
General Plague.
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And this guy‐‐
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Well, this guy used
to be MegaHammer
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but now he's just kinda
caught up in a pyramid scheme.
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Every business is a pyramid
when you think about it.
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Thank you, Matt.
You have a boss, don't you?
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Does he make more money
than you? That's a pyramid.
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Thank you, Matt,
that's a very good point.
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Proven your point, sir.
Look at this graph.
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Oh, here we go.
You said we could talk about it.
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Yeah, can we just‐‐
Let's wait until
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that we have completed
the robbery,
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and then we will
discuss your charts.
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That's fair.
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Look, I've never
heard of you guys, okay?
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Well, heh, I mean,
we're pretty big time, so...
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I know most villains.
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Yeah, well, I don't
know what to tell you, dude.
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You want
my fucking ID card?
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I'm Dr. Havoc.
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I'm sorry, but
we really have to be going.
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Just hold on.
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Aah.
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BOTH:
Whoa.
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Oh, shit.
Nice piece, bro.
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You like that, huh?
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Yeah, just your
classic freeze ray.
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What about you guys?
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You got cool weapons too?
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Eh, I'm more
of a powers guy.
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[GRUNTING]
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Yeah, I got
a superpower for you.
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It's called
financial independence.
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If you look right here
on this pamphlet‐‐
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Matt, put the pamphlets away
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for five fucking minutes,
please.
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Five minutes, that's fair.
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Thank you, I'll tell
you what, guys.
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Why don't we
just split this one?
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Yeah, all right,
I'm cool with that.
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All right, great.
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Well, let's see,
I got the cash.
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Couple hundred bucks.
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Whoa, whoa.
Bro, you throw away the cards?
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Yeah, what the hell
you gonna do with the cards?
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Fucking identity theft,
grandpa.
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Oh, man, you guys
are fucked.
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Oh, guys,
come on!
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Hey, what are you guys
up to tonight?
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We know a place where
this kind of money
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goes a long way.
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[HARD ROCK PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
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[ALL GASPING AND GRUNTING]
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All right, well, I'm gonna
excuse myself
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to the little
MegaHammer's room.
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You know, fellas,
tonight's on us.
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Nice.
Thanks.
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I like
you guys.
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Oh, my goodness.
I might have overdone it.
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I've gotta go get some pills
out of my car. Ha, ha.
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Yeah, I probably better
go call the old ball and chain.
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Let her know I'm gonna
be staying out
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a little bit
later than I said.
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Yeah, you are.
All right.
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