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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Darren, where are you going?
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‐ Oh, I just had to go pick
something up for work real fast.
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‐ You promised Ally you'd take
her car shopping today
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if she passed
her driver's test.
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‐ Yeah, Dad.
What the fuck?
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‐ Uh, Ally, uh,
I'm your father.
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Don't use that kinda language.
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‐ Well, Darren,
she's clearly pissed off
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because you're trying to fuck
her over with this car deal.
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‐ No, I am not fucking
anyone over, okay?
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Ally, I'm just gonna run
a quick errand
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and then I'll be back
and we can go car shopping.
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‐ You know, Darren,
just once I wish
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that you'd put your family
ahead of your work.
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This is why our daughter
hates you.
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‐ Kim, our daughter
doesn't hate me.
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‐ Uh, yeah, I do, Dad.
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‐ No, you don't.
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It's just this errand
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isn't exactly the kinda thing
that we‐‐
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‐ Darren.
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‐ Kim, this‐‐it's just not‐‐
‐ Darren!
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‐ I don't think you want
our daughter‐‐
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‐ Darren!
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‐ Ally, get in the car.
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‐ Thanks, Mom.
‐ It's no problem, sweetie,
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I really enjoyed it.
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[light music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Oh, what do you think
about a Porsche?
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‐ I think it's about $20,000
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more than the car
we're going to get you.
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‐ I fucking hate you.
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‐ Ally.
‐ What?
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I thought you're
supposed to be
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this big international
supervillain.
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‐ Well, I'm on my way to
becoming
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a big international
supervillain,
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but right now I'm more of,
like, a mid‐level supervillain.
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So we're gonna have to get you
a mid‐level car.
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‐ Becky Hammond's mom
is getting her a Tesla.
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‐ Well, Becky Hammond's mom
is spoiling her daughter
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and is probably
a terrible parent.
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Now stay in the car
and lock the doors.
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I'm gonna go buy some guns
from these German guys.
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Do not touch my radio
presets.
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‐ Okay. Whatever.
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‐ All right, Base,
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it looks like the weapons
are in play.
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Waiting for the target
to arrive.
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[door opens]
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‐ Hello, Dr. Havoc.
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‐ Hey, Greg.
How's it hanging?
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‐ Eh, long and hairy,
hard to carry.
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‐ Oh, man. I miss you, you
sick son of a bitch.
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So how's the illegal arms
business?
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‐ In America,
it is fucking great.
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I love a country whose solution
to too many guns
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is "we need more guns."
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Ha ha ha!
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‐ Yeah, we got problems.
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[sighs]
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So what are we
looking at here?
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‐ Oh, man, where to start?
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Well, we got some
semi‐automatics.
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We got some full automatics.
We got some double automatics
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fresh out the oven, my friend.
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Have you seen these guys go off?
Oh, man.
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It's like a milkshake, but in
your anus and made of lead.
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It's the best. I threw a couple
of grenades in there,
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I know you like those.
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‐ You know me well,
my friend.
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‐ Psst, Dad?
Psst, Dad!
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‐ What the‐‐
‐ Who's here?
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‐ Come out or we shoot.
‐ No. No, don't shoot.
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Don't shoot.
She's with me.
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why are you interrupting
my weapons deal?
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‐ I need the Wi‐Fi password.
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‐ There is no Wi‐Fi.
We're in an abandoned warehouse.
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‐ Oh yeah, then who the
fuck's Linksys 14?
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‐ I'm Linksys 14.
Who are you?
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We told you to come alone.
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You're trying to fuck us
here, Havoc?
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‐ Uh, no. Th‐this is,
um...
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this‐‐this is my new
weapons expert.
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She's, uh, here to check
the merchandise.
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‐ What?
You don't trust me now?
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‐ No, it's, uh, uh, I totally
trust you. It's‐‐it's‐‐
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‐ I don't know if you're
seeing this, Base,
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but it looks like a Dr. Havoc
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is going to be paying
with some sort of...
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underage prostitute.
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‐ All right then, expert.
Check them out.
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‐ Uh, yeah. Just go ahead
and check the guns.
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‐ Uh, I don't know how to.
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‐ Just check the guns.
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‐ Hmm, okay. Oh, that's a‐‐
that's a gun,
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and, uh, there a‐‐
that's a gun.
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Uh, hmm, this‐‐
Mm, very cold.
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Huh?
Okay. Well, there's, um...
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Okay. Looks good.
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‐ That's it?
You‐‐you
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don't want to check
the chambers?
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Make sure the grenades are‐‐
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‐ No, she's really good,
actually.
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She's‐‐she's the best.
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So, uh, here's your money.
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‐ Aah!
‐ [speaking German]
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‐ Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait. Hold on.
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‐ She just killed my man.
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‐ No, I know. She‐‐but she
had a good reason.
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Your man was, uh,
working for the government.
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‐ What? Which government?
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‐ Uh...ours.
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‐ Huh?
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‐ Uh, yeah.
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And it's a good thing that
she got the drop on him.
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Let me just take that
from you real quick,
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because he could have
killed us all.
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‐ Son of a bitch!
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This bastard was my cousin.
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‐ Oh, really?
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‐ Well, really
more like my brother.
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You see, as a child,
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my parents were electrocuted
in a lake,
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and so his mom adopted me.
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And so we became very close.
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We were like bros
but also brothers.
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We were bro brothers.
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‐ Okay. Well‐‐
‐ And we spent
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so many times together,
the swing set.
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Oh, my God, the swing set,
Havoc, such a good time.
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‐ It's‐‐it's‐‐yeah,
it's too bad.
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‐ I was going to be the
godfather of his children.
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‐ Yeah. It's, uh,
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it's real sad that
he ended up being
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a real fucker, I guess.
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‐ Time to break up an arms
deal. Here we go.
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[suspenseful music]
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‐ Oh, shit!
It's the government.
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‐ Really?
‐ Die, you bastards, die.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Get some of this.
Oh!
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‐ And...snipe.
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‐ I'll see you in hell.
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‐ Dad,
did I just kill a guy?
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‐ Yes, you did, honey.
But right now,
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we need to run.
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‐ Ah ha ha.
Hello, Havoc.
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‐ Urgh, of course.
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+‐ Well, well, looks like
daddy found a chicken.
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‐ What?
‐ You've stooped
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to a new low, Havoc.
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Taking a young, beautiful girl
hostage.
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‐ Oh, my God.
Who is this?
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‐ Hi. I'm Secret Agent
Brock Mason.
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And don't you worry, gorgeous,
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you're safe now.
You're safe with me.
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‐ Hee hee hee! Okay.
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‐ [chuckling]
‐ Brock, this isn't a hostage.
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She's my daughter.
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‐ Ha ha ha ha!
Yeah, right.
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Right, Havoc.
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You're telling me you dress
your daughter up
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like a hooker every day.
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Hand her the weapon
and step away.
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Step all the way away
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from the clearly cheap
prostitute.
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‐ Brock?
‐ Yeah, step away.
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Thanks for saving me,
Mr. Mason.
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Who knows what this
piece of shit
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was planning to do with me?
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‐ You sick son of a bitch.
‐ Ally!
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Okay!
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If you tell the truth,
you can get the Porsche.
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‐ Really?
‐ Yes.
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‐ Okay.
Yeah, I'm his daughter.
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‐ Wait, what? Really?
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Oh, his
18‐year‐old daughter,
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though, right?
I mean, right?
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‐ Well, almost 18,
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but‐‐
[gunshot]
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‐ Aah! Ow!
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‐ Oh, my God. This thing still
has bullets in it?
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‐ Yeah, it still has a lot of
bullets in it.
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It's a loaded gun.
Give‐‐give me that.
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I mean, seriously, Havoc,
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who the fuck brings
their daughter
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to an arms deal anyway?
I mean, who does that?
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‐ Well, she was supposed to
wait in the car,
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for‐‐for the record.
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‐ Oh, my God.
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I shot two people today.
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‐ Yes, you did, sweetheart.
But you know what's gonna
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make that feel a lot better?
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Your brand new Porsche.
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‐ Ew, Dad, this is the arms
dealer's car.
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‐ Yeah, I'm pretty sure
he's not gonna need it
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because of the bullet
in his chest.
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So, uh...but look,
it's black,
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just like you wanted.
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‐ Uh, yeah. Okay.
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‐ So you get the car
you wanted
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and we won't tell
your mother
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about this little triple
homicide we took part in.
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‐ Thanks, Daddy.
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