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[dramatic music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ Dear diary, it is 1:30 a. m.
[soft music playing]
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on New Year's Day,
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which is six hours
since I had dinner,
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30 minutes until I go to bed,
and exactly two hours
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since I was supposed to
blow up New York.
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Time.
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[sighs]
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It's a bitch.
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All right,
time for the Big Apple
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to meet my big rocket.
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[ominous music]
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‐ 30 minutes until launch.
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‐ Oh, what the fuck?
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Von Duct,
launch platform, now.
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‐ Yes, Dr. Havoc?
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Oh, I see you've launched
the rocket.
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‐ No. Apparently,
what I've launched
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is a 30‐minute
countdown timer
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until I get to launch
my rocket.
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‐ Ah, yes,
the classic countdown.
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Ha ha ha!
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Adding a bit of the drama
to our inevitable victory.
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‐ A bit? What the fuck
am I supposed to do
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for 30 minutes?
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‐ Well, uh, just off
the top of my head,
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you could revel in your genius.
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‐ All this is
is 30 minutes
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until some superhero
breaks in here to stop me.
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‐ Oh, Dr. Havoc, please.
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Who would stop you?
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‐ Anyone. I get stopped
all the time!
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‐ So am I to understand
that for the next rocket,
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you don't want
a countdown timer?
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‐ No, I don't want
any countdowns ever.
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From now on, no countdowns
allowed in this lair.
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‐ Anywhere?
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[dramatic musical sting]
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‐ Oh, yeah. Bean
and cheese and meat.
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Bean and cheese and meat.
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♪ Bean and cheese
and meat ♪
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♪ B‐bean and cheese and meat ♪
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‐ We're not doing that anymore.
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‐ Aw!
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So cold.
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‐ Three, two...
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[gunshot]
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‐ No more countdowns.
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‐ Aw!
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‐ Okay, guys.
Three, two...
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[gunshot]
‐ Say cheese.
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‐ Cheese.
‐ That was my best friend.
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‐ Okay, now we're gonna
sit here
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and we're gonna wait
for this goddamn rock‐‐
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What?
Who's there?
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Oh, I swear to God,
if you guys are playing with
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that fuckin' frisbee again...
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‐ Emergency lights on.
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[whirring]
‐ Oh, good.
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Oh, God!
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‐ Hello, Havoc.
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‐ Oh, God damn it, Nighthook.
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Why do you always have to
break my lights?
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‐ Because I am a creature
of the night.
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Darkness is my home.
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‐ There's glass everywhere.
The switch is right next to you.
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I hope your special weapon
is a fuckin' broom.
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‐ No. The darkness.
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That is my special weapon.
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‐ Oh, the broom's on the other
side of the glass.
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‐ Welcome to my world,
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where all light is
replaced with...
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‐ Darkness?
‐ You got that right, buster.
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‐ Okay, great.
Anyway‐‐wait,
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did you just stack up
all those bodies
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neatly into a pile when
the lights were off?
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‐ Yeah.
Pretty impressive, huh?
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‐ Yeah. Seems a little
unnecessary, though.
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‐ What can I say?
I'm a showman.
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‐ Oh, yeah, I understand.
I mean,
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it's an effective presentation.
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‐ [chuckles]
Uh, uh, thank you.
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‐ Wait, that's more people
than were in this room.
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‐ Oh, yeah.
I brought in some guys
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from other rooms, too.
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‐ Wow, that is dedication.
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‐ Yes. Well,
it's not just any guy
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who can knock out 15 men
then stack 'em neatly in a pile
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in four seconds of darkness.
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Oh, yeah, look at that.
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Sturdy as a rock.
Look at him.
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He's not going anywhere.
[chuckles]
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‐ [moaning]
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‐ [grunting]
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Sorry about that.
‐ No, it's fine, it's fine.
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‐ All right, Havoc.
‐ Wait, who's that?
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‐ Uh, who?
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‐ Who is that right there?
Right here.
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‐ Uh, that's‐‐that's one of
your outside guards.
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‐ One of my what?
‐ Uh, o‐one of your
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outside guards?
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O‐one of the guys
you have dressed as a civilian
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guarding the outside
of your lair.
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‐ No, I don't have
any of those.
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I think that's just a guy.
In fact, yeah,
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that's one of
the homeless guys
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that hangs out
in the alley.
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‐ Shit. Really?
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Oh, God.
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All right,
come on, come on.
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All right, come on.
Come here.
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Come! Come on...
[muttering]
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Come on!
[muttering]
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Here now.
[grunting]
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Come on.
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Come on here, come on...
[muttering]
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Come on here with me.
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‐ Doin' pretty good, huh?
‐ Yeah, real good.
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[panting]
‐ Yeah. You all right?
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‐ Yeah, I'm just a‐a little
winded from, you know...
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‐ Stacking up all the bodies
into a pile?
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‐ Yeah. Well, uh, mostly from‐‐
from lifting, uh,
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the‐‐the homeless‐‐
the homeless guy.
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‐ Do you wanna take a break
or something?
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Do you need, like,
a time out?
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‐ Yes, yeah, please.
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Oh, I, uh, I skipped lunch.
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Uh, uh, how much time
is left on the countdown?
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‐ Uh, like, 20 minutes.
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‐ Okay, all right.
Well then, give me 15,
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and then you and me
will do this.
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‐ Got a little snot
coming down.
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It's coming. Yeah, it's‐‐
you got it.
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‐ I‐it's‐‐okay‐‐
‐ You got it, there it is.
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‐ The mask doesn't‐‐
‐ That's fine.
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‐ All right.
‐ It's understandable.
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‐ In 15‐‐
‐ Go cool off, buddy.
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‐ You and me.
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‐ There's some food
in the breakroom.
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[glass crunching]
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If you see a broom,
bring it back with you.
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If there's a broom in that room,
bring it.
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‐ Havoc?
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Havoc.
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Havoc.
Havoc!
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‐ What?
‐ Is your microwave broken?
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‐ 19 minutes until launch.
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