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I was-- - And I've been posting 16 00:00:34,551 --> 00:00:35,661 a lot of good Insta stories. 17 00:00:35,689 --> 00:00:36,929 You ain't viewed not one of them. 18 00:00:36,965 --> 00:00:39,855 - Ari, this ain't about you. 19 00:00:39,896 --> 00:00:41,656 - I'm gonna holla at you in a little bit. 20 00:00:41,689 --> 00:00:42,719 [mumbling] - Let us in. 21 00:00:43,517 --> 00:00:45,657 Come on, man, what's wrong with you? 22 00:00:51,793 --> 00:00:54,103 What the hell have you been doing in here? 23 00:00:57,206 --> 00:00:58,476 - Wait. 24 00:00:58,517 --> 00:01:00,407 [flies buzzing] 25 00:01:00,448 --> 00:01:03,758 Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. 26 00:01:03,793 --> 00:01:05,143 [sniffs] 27 00:01:05,172 --> 00:01:08,242 I know that smell. It's that sex smell. 28 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:10,785 Ooh, did your celibate ass have a girl in here? 29 00:01:10,827 --> 00:01:12,447 - Man, stop being stupid. 30 00:01:12,482 --> 00:01:15,282 - I had sex with Elaine. - Thank God! 31 00:01:15,310 --> 00:01:16,900 - Oh, Lord. 32 00:01:16,931 --> 00:01:18,791 - Twice. - [sighs] 33 00:01:18,827 --> 00:01:21,027 - Yeah! 34 00:01:21,068 --> 00:01:24,238 [rhythmic vocalizing] 35 00:01:24,275 --> 00:01:26,615 ♪ 36 00:01:26,655 --> 00:01:28,515 - She came over, 37 00:01:28,551 --> 00:01:31,411 and then we started drinking wine. 38 00:01:31,448 --> 00:01:33,928 And then she put on "Jason's Lyric." 39 00:01:33,965 --> 00:01:35,685 - Ooh, not "Jason's Lyric." 40 00:01:35,724 --> 00:01:38,554 - She got all emotional when Jada got shot. 41 00:01:38,586 --> 00:01:42,516 And then next thing I know, I start comforting her. 42 00:01:42,551 --> 00:01:45,311 And then I started kissing her on her neck, 43 00:01:45,344 --> 00:01:48,594 and then her panties fell off. - Damn. 44 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:51,970 - I feel like God tested me last night and I failed. 45 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:54,070 - I think you passed with flying colors. 46 00:01:54,103 --> 00:01:55,693 God wouldn't have sent her ass over here 47 00:01:55,724 --> 00:01:56,974 looking good and smelling good 48 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,450 if he didn't want you to partake. 49 00:01:58,482 --> 00:02:01,762 You needed that shit, and it's good cardio. 50 00:02:01,793 --> 00:02:03,213 - Look, can't you confess your sins 51 00:02:03,241 --> 00:02:06,141 and ask God to forgive you? - It's not that easy, man. 52 00:02:06,172 --> 00:02:09,692 I can't be out here breaking promises to God. 53 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:13,030 - That's why I only talk to God once a month, 54 00:02:13,068 --> 00:02:14,828 so ain't no confusion. 55 00:02:14,862 --> 00:02:16,002 - Remember your sermon, man. 56 00:02:16,034 --> 00:02:18,104 You're not supposed to be perfect. 57 00:02:18,137 --> 00:02:20,517 You're human. Don't be so hard on yourself. 58 00:02:20,551 --> 00:02:22,211 - I've officially become the minister 59 00:02:22,241 --> 00:02:24,661 who doesn't practice what he preaches. 60 00:02:26,551 --> 00:02:28,621 - I doubt you'd be the first, all right? 61 00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:31,925 Let's clean up. - I'm not in the mood. 62 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:36,135 - Alexa, play "Sweet Love" by Anita Baker. 63 00:02:40,241 --> 00:02:42,621 - He ain't got no damn Alexa. 64 00:02:45,034 --> 00:02:47,104 [speaker beeps] 65 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:52,103 [cell phone clicks] 66 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:55,277 [smooth R&B music playing] 67 00:02:55,310 --> 00:03:02,410 ♪ 68 00:03:04,724 --> 00:03:06,174 - [laughs] 69 00:03:06,206 --> 00:03:08,826 - ♪ Can we talk 70 00:03:08,862 --> 00:03:11,382 - I've been praying about it, and I think I need 71 00:03:11,413 --> 00:03:13,243 to tell Elaine we can't be friends. 72 00:03:13,275 --> 00:03:15,205 - Why would you do that? 73 00:03:15,241 --> 00:03:16,901 - Because the devil is using her 74 00:03:16,931 --> 00:03:18,971 to steer me off my righteous path. 75 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,970 - Why can't you be righteous and ratchet every now and then? 76 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,410 If somebody created a religion like that, 77 00:03:23,448 --> 00:03:25,068 I'd be testifying every Sunday. 78 00:03:25,103 --> 00:03:27,693 - A life of dignity comes with sacrifice. 79 00:03:27,724 --> 00:03:30,214 - Being dignified is overrated. - [sniffs] 80 00:03:30,241 --> 00:03:33,761 Yo, yo, what is that smell? - Mm. 81 00:03:35,172 --> 00:03:37,832 - Oh, shit, it's me. - Yo, 82 00:03:37,862 --> 00:03:40,902 you know you only say "shit" when shit is real, right? 83 00:03:40,931 --> 00:03:42,171 - See, that's what happens. 84 00:03:42,206 --> 00:03:44,236 One transgression leads to another. 85 00:03:44,275 --> 00:03:46,475 - Just go take a bath, a ho bath, 86 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,067 put some deodorant on, whatever. 87 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:49,343 Just do something about that smell. 88 00:03:49,379 --> 00:03:50,899 - Yeah, your house is funky enough. 89 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,381 We ain't trying to smell you too. 90 00:03:52,413 --> 00:03:55,073 - For real. 91 00:03:55,103 --> 00:03:56,973 - Mm. 92 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,790 Hey, how long we on friend duty? 93 00:03:58,827 --> 00:04:00,897 I'm trying to hit up a friend's day party after this. 94 00:04:00,931 --> 00:04:03,521 - As long as it takes. - [grunts] 95 00:04:03,551 --> 00:04:04,791 - Come on, man. - All right. 96 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:08,167 - ♪ If we ever come close again ♪ 97 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:12,476 ♪ I'll know what I'll say then ♪ 98 00:04:12,517 --> 00:04:14,477 - Yo, what are you doing? 99 00:04:14,517 --> 00:04:18,137 - I ain't trying to walk into the club with sweat stains. 100 00:04:18,172 --> 00:04:19,932 - [scoffs] 101 00:04:19,965 --> 00:04:21,205 - ♪ I wanna know your name 102 00:04:21,241 --> 00:04:22,791 - Funny, man. 103 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:25,827 - Hey, what's up with "Woke"? 104 00:04:25,862 --> 00:04:30,002 - Well, I mean, the directors are annoying as hell, 105 00:04:30,034 --> 00:04:31,694 but I'm making it work. 106 00:04:31,724 --> 00:04:34,314 - Y'all shooting any new content for the campaign? 107 00:04:34,344 --> 00:04:36,974 - Maybe, but I ain't got much money to work with. 108 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,280 I mean, my whole goal is to be, like, 109 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:39,860 super mysterious about it, right, 110 00:04:39,896 --> 00:04:41,236 but make the artwork amazing enough 111 00:04:41,275 --> 00:04:42,965 to catch our people's attention, so... 112 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,340 - Who's shooting it? 113 00:04:44,379 --> 00:04:46,479 - The same guy who shoots all our stuff. 114 00:04:46,517 --> 00:04:49,587 - Why can't I do it? - Ari. 115 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:51,410 I'm not doing this with you today. 116 00:04:51,448 --> 00:04:53,448 - You saw what I did with Tia's video. 117 00:04:53,482 --> 00:04:56,032 We can use the same team. I'm tight with them now. 118 00:04:56,068 --> 00:04:58,138 Gang gang. - I get that. 119 00:04:58,172 --> 00:04:59,832 But see, the Graham Agency is gonna want 120 00:04:59,862 --> 00:05:02,452 to use somebody they trust. 121 00:05:02,482 --> 00:05:05,102 - The Graham Agency or you? 122 00:05:05,137 --> 00:05:06,827 - ♪ Because we so funkdafied ♪ 123 00:05:06,862 --> 00:05:07,932 ♪ Why 124 00:05:07,965 --> 00:05:09,305 ♪ We make you move from side to side ♪ 125 00:05:09,344 --> 00:05:11,414 ♪ We're comin' straight from the 606 ♪ 126 00:05:11,448 --> 00:05:13,588 - Look, this is the first thing 127 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:15,620 they've ever really trusted me with. 128 00:05:15,655 --> 00:05:18,515 So it can't just be good. The shit got to be phenomenal. 129 00:05:18,551 --> 00:05:20,451 This is my shot right here, Ari. 130 00:05:20,482 --> 00:05:22,902 - What, you don't think I can't do something phenomenal? 131 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:25,071 - ♪ This ain't no honeymoon, I'm here to stay ♪ 132 00:05:25,103 --> 00:05:26,283 ♪ And the way we comin' at ya ♪ 133 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:28,000 ♪ Baby, we can't miss 134 00:05:28,034 --> 00:05:29,554 - Honestly, I don't. 135 00:05:29,586 --> 00:05:31,026 - ♪ Whoomp, there it is 136 00:05:31,068 --> 00:05:36,068 - ♪ So, so, so funkdafied 137 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:37,553 ♪ So, so 138 00:05:37,586 --> 00:05:39,926 - Y'all good? 139 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:42,025 - ♪ Funkdafied 140 00:05:42,068 --> 00:05:43,518 - Yeah. 141 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,761 - ♪ So funkdafied 142 00:05:46,793 --> 00:05:47,863 - Uh-huh. 143 00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:51,546 - ♪ So, so funkdafied 144 00:05:51,586 --> 00:05:56,336 ♪ So, so, so funkdafied 145 00:05:59,103 --> 00:06:00,523 - Bryson, these dishes ain't all the way clean. 146 00:06:00,551 --> 00:06:02,381 - It's not my fault this shit is caked on. 147 00:06:02,413 --> 00:06:04,663 - Then use the tough sponge. - That's what I'm using. 148 00:06:04,689 --> 00:06:06,409 - Shit, I can't tell. [cell phone dings and buzzes] 149 00:06:06,448 --> 00:06:07,658 - Just focus on drying, all right? 150 00:06:07,689 --> 00:06:09,139 - I would if these dishes was clean. 151 00:06:09,172 --> 00:06:10,522 - Here. 152 00:06:10,551 --> 00:06:12,831 - Y'all do know I got a dishwasher, right? 153 00:06:12,862 --> 00:06:15,382 - I don't believe in those. - Yeah, me either. 154 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:21,103 - Satan's at work. - What's going on? 155 00:06:21,137 --> 00:06:23,787 - Elaine wants to know when she can see me again. 156 00:06:23,827 --> 00:06:25,857 - You gonna link up with her tonight? 157 00:06:25,896 --> 00:06:27,206 - Are you crazy? 158 00:06:27,241 --> 00:06:28,591 - It's obvious y'all like each other. 159 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:30,480 - That's the problem. - No, it ain't. 160 00:06:30,517 --> 00:06:33,277 - Yes, it is, if he's trying to keep his vow of celibacy. 161 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,240 - Dude, it's 2019. 162 00:06:35,275 --> 00:06:37,095 These ain't biblical times no more. 163 00:06:37,137 --> 00:06:39,967 People have sex. - Well, he ain't most people. 164 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,240 He's disciplined. 165 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:43,095 That's more than I can say for your ass. 166 00:06:43,137 --> 00:06:44,687 - I'm not disciplined? - Yeah. 167 00:06:44,724 --> 00:06:46,484 Disciplined in going to the club every night. 168 00:06:46,517 --> 00:06:48,407 Here. - That's his job. 169 00:06:48,448 --> 00:06:50,098 - Well, it can't be his job forever. 170 00:06:50,137 --> 00:06:51,717 - Why not? 171 00:06:51,758 --> 00:06:54,238 - Do you really want to be a 47-year-old party promoter? 172 00:06:54,275 --> 00:06:56,755 - What's wrong with that? 173 00:06:56,793 --> 00:06:58,863 - [scoffs] 174 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:00,166 A lot of things. 175 00:07:00,206 --> 00:07:02,306 [groovy music playing] 176 00:07:02,344 --> 00:07:04,664 - Should I text Elaine back or no? 177 00:07:05,517 --> 00:07:06,927 - You being around her 178 00:07:06,965 --> 00:07:10,685 is like a former crackhead hanging out at a crack house. 179 00:07:10,724 --> 00:07:12,144 - If you a crackhead, it don't matter 180 00:07:12,172 --> 00:07:13,482 if you at a crack house or not. 181 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,477 You still gonna want to do crack. 182 00:07:15,517 --> 00:07:18,477 ♪ 183 00:07:18,517 --> 00:07:21,067 - I'm just mad at myself for being so weak. 184 00:07:21,103 --> 00:07:23,623 - You're not weak, bro. You're human. 185 00:07:23,655 --> 00:07:26,755 - Had you been with anybody since the divorce? 186 00:07:26,793 --> 00:07:28,763 - Nah. - See? 187 00:07:28,793 --> 00:07:32,863 You needed that ass. You deserved that shit. 188 00:07:32,896 --> 00:07:34,406 - Now I feel like shit. 189 00:07:34,448 --> 00:07:36,548 - Yo, man, just take a day, watch "Love Jones," 190 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:39,546 go in your prayer closet, unfollow her on IG, 191 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:42,656 and you'll be back on your righteous path in no time. 192 00:07:42,689 --> 00:07:45,519 - That's good advice. - Look, if pussy depresses you 193 00:07:45,551 --> 00:07:48,241 that much, you should just send these chicks to me. 194 00:07:48,275 --> 00:07:51,065 - I need to be able to resist temptation, 195 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:53,033 not just pass it on to somebody else. 196 00:07:53,068 --> 00:07:55,138 - See, that's why I left the church. 197 00:07:55,172 --> 00:07:56,972 You can't have no fun. 198 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,480 I just want to be a nice person, 199 00:07:58,517 --> 00:08:01,277 smoke some weed, get some ass every now and then. 200 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:02,590 - You left the church 'cause you didn't want 201 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:04,000 to be held accountable for nothing. 202 00:08:04,034 --> 00:08:06,454 - The church was also judging my life choices. 203 00:08:06,482 --> 00:08:08,382 - Negro, I could care less who you lay with. 204 00:08:08,413 --> 00:08:09,903 - Yeah, but everybody ain't like you. 205 00:08:09,931 --> 00:08:12,931 - I know. That's why I'm trying to change it, 206 00:08:12,965 --> 00:08:14,165 trying to make it better. 207 00:08:14,206 --> 00:08:16,376 [FaceTime chiming] - Ooh. 208 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,033 - Hey, babe. - Hey, honey bunny. 209 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:20,858 What's going on with you? - Nothing, just chilling. 210 00:08:20,896 --> 00:08:22,616 What are you doing? 211 00:08:22,655 --> 00:08:25,825 - ♪ Bad boy, you make me feel so good ♪ 212 00:08:25,862 --> 00:08:27,482 - ♪ You know you make me feel so good ♪ 213 00:08:27,517 --> 00:08:29,167 ♪ You know you make me feel so good ♪ 214 00:08:29,206 --> 00:08:30,276 - What happened? 215 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:32,000 - Nothing. 216 00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:33,484 - So that's what we're doing now? 217 00:08:33,517 --> 00:08:34,997 Not gonna talk about our feelings? 218 00:08:35,034 --> 00:08:36,724 - ♪ I wouldn't change you if I could ♪ 219 00:08:36,758 --> 00:08:39,658 ♪ I wouldn't change you if I could ♪ 220 00:08:39,689 --> 00:08:41,449 - [sighs] 221 00:08:41,482 --> 00:08:44,452 Man, Bryson be hating on me. - How so? 222 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:47,482 - He don't take me seriously. - Why not? 223 00:08:47,517 --> 00:08:50,027 - Honestly, I don't know. 224 00:08:50,068 --> 00:08:52,378 - I'll be real with you, Ari. 225 00:08:52,413 --> 00:08:56,343 You've been all over the place ever since I met you. 226 00:08:56,379 --> 00:09:00,139 - I receive that. - But that being said, 227 00:09:00,172 --> 00:09:01,662 you've always been really passionate 228 00:09:01,689 --> 00:09:03,659 about film and TV. - Exactly. 229 00:09:03,689 --> 00:09:05,689 - But we both know that Bryson sets the bar high 230 00:09:05,724 --> 00:09:07,314 for himself and everybody else. 231 00:09:07,344 --> 00:09:08,934 - Well, I don't need him to set the bar for me. 232 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:11,685 I can set it for myself. 233 00:09:11,724 --> 00:09:13,974 - He just wants you to take things seriously. 234 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,830 - I do take it seriously. 235 00:09:15,862 --> 00:09:18,102 - Did you sign up for the film classes like he told you to? 236 00:09:18,137 --> 00:09:20,757 - That shits cost money. - Okay, then keep shadowing, 237 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:23,383 and keep trying to work your way up. 238 00:09:23,413 --> 00:09:26,343 - Look, man, I want to learn as much as I can. 239 00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:27,759 I want to be great. 240 00:09:27,793 --> 00:09:29,623 But I also need y'all's support. 241 00:09:29,655 --> 00:09:32,205 - ♪ You lied to me 242 00:09:32,241 --> 00:09:34,001 - I hear you. 243 00:09:34,034 --> 00:09:35,974 - ♪ You lied to me 244 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,900 ♪ Yes, I cried, yes, I cri-i-ied ♪ 245 00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:40,761 - ♪ Return of the mack - [humming] 246 00:09:40,793 --> 00:09:43,283 - ♪ It is - ♪ Return of the mack 247 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,860 - ♪ Come on - [laughs] 248 00:09:44,896 --> 00:09:46,376 - ♪ Return of the mack - ♪ Oh, my God 249 00:09:46,413 --> 00:09:47,663 - ♪ You know that I'll be back ♪ 250 00:09:47,689 --> 00:09:49,689 - What's wrong with him? - Nothing. 251 00:09:49,724 --> 00:09:51,694 Not that rag. 252 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:55,594 You don't want to know, but you probably already know. 253 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:58,720 - Wow, that's nasty. - It's my house. 254 00:09:58,758 --> 00:10:00,828 - Catch. - Come on, man, I just-- 255 00:10:00,862 --> 00:10:01,972 - [laughs] 256 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,790 - My hand is wet right now. That's not funny, man. 257 00:10:05,827 --> 00:10:07,997 - ♪ I don't wanna be a player no more ♪ 258 00:10:08,034 --> 00:10:11,034 - ♪ I'm not a player, I just crush a lot ♪ 259 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:13,378 - I think we need to stop being so hard on Ari. 260 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,623 - [chuckles] 261 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,825 I think we should be harder on him. 262 00:10:16,862 --> 00:10:18,622 - The Graham Agency is always shooting content. 263 00:10:18,655 --> 00:10:20,165 You can't just throw him a bone? 264 00:10:20,206 --> 00:10:22,276 - Mm, I'm not throwing him shit. 265 00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:23,930 - ♪ Still down by law 266 00:10:23,965 --> 00:10:25,475 ♪ Who's down, to crush tonight ♪ 267 00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:26,927 - ♪ Hey, yo, I'm still not a player ♪ 268 00:10:26,965 --> 00:10:29,335 - You know you wouldn't have the job you got right now 269 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,719 if it wasn't for your mom 270 00:10:30,758 --> 00:10:33,068 writing you a letter of recommendation. 271 00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:36,833 - No, see, I was always the best candidate, okay? 272 00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:39,342 That letter was just insurance, that's all. 273 00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:41,969 - Well, Ari needs some insurance right now. 274 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,170 - ♪ From my Twinzito up in the Benzito ♪ 275 00:10:44,206 --> 00:10:47,066 ♪ With my kiko from Queens nicknamed Perico ♪ 276 00:10:47,103 --> 00:10:49,143 - Ooh! [laughs] 277 00:10:49,172 --> 00:10:52,282 - Where the hell you been? - Mind your business. 278 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,550 Damn, this place looking good. 279 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:55,856 We need to invite some people over 280 00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:57,166 and mess it up all over again. [cell phone buzzing] 281 00:10:57,206 --> 00:10:59,096 - Not in the mood for that. 282 00:10:59,137 --> 00:11:00,967 - I'm hungry. 283 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,550 - ♪ Known to make the chicks [...] ♪ 284 00:11:02,586 --> 00:11:04,306 ♪ Hot tub, poppin' bubbly ♪ 285 00:11:04,344 --> 00:11:06,414 - I'll Postmates, all right? 286 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,998 - My man. 287 00:11:09,034 --> 00:11:11,344 Whew, I'm tired. 288 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,899 - ♪ "Don't stop, get it, get it" ♪ 289 00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:14,071 - [exhales] 290 00:11:14,103 --> 00:11:15,973 - Here, bro. 291 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,240 - ♪ Got you screaming, "Punish me" ♪ 292 00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:18,615 - Oh, thank you. 293 00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:19,925 - ♪ Watch the Pun get wicked 294 00:11:19,965 --> 00:11:21,615 ♪ When I stick it, even Luke be like ♪ 295 00:11:21,655 --> 00:11:23,135 ♪ "Don't stop, get it, get it" ♪ 296 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,553 - Why do you always order pizza with light sauce? 297 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,306 - 'Cause I don't like tomatoes. 298 00:11:29,344 --> 00:11:30,794 - But you stay eating lasagna. 299 00:11:30,827 --> 00:11:32,657 - That's 'cause that's not super tomatoey. 300 00:11:32,689 --> 00:11:34,239 - [sucks teeth] You stupid. 301 00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:36,235 - You ate three pieces with the light sauce. 302 00:11:36,275 --> 00:11:37,825 - 'Cause I was hungry as hell. 303 00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:39,212 - You broke as hell too. 304 00:11:39,241 --> 00:11:41,031 - Bryson, what did we just talk about? 305 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:41,998 - [sucks teeth] 306 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,214 - Yeah, what did y'all just talk about? 307 00:11:43,241 --> 00:11:44,241 - Don't worry about it. 308 00:11:44,275 --> 00:11:45,335 - We talked about us 309 00:11:45,379 --> 00:11:47,239 being more supportive of your dreams. 310 00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:49,025 - Thanks, D. 311 00:11:49,068 --> 00:11:50,478 - Why you only thanking him? 312 00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:52,207 - 'Cause you was probably talking shit. 313 00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:53,691 - You don't know what I said. 314 00:11:53,724 --> 00:11:55,314 - How can I lead a congregation? 315 00:11:55,344 --> 00:11:57,284 I can't even get my friends to get along. 316 00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:58,760 - That's him. 317 00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:00,663 - You acting like a little bitch right now. 318 00:12:00,689 --> 00:12:02,619 - Stop quoting "Menace II Society" all the damn time 319 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:03,855 and get your own personality. 320 00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:05,826 - Will y'all please stop cursing in my house? 321 00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:07,282 - Oh, so cussing ain't allowed in your house 322 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,620 but premarital sex is? 323 00:12:08,655 --> 00:12:12,205 - Wow. - Really, Ari? 324 00:12:12,241 --> 00:12:15,341 - I'm sorry. - You should be. 325 00:12:15,379 --> 00:12:16,719 - Have mercy on me, Lord. 326 00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:18,688 I just need you to pour into me. 327 00:12:18,724 --> 00:12:21,074 I need you to be a guide, Lord. 328 00:12:21,103 --> 00:12:23,723 I want to be a vessel for you, Father God. 329 00:12:23,758 --> 00:12:27,518 I'm sorry I fell down, but I'm ready to get back up. 330 00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:31,481 I'm not perfect, but... I just want to wrap myself up 331 00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:34,027 in your spirit, God, and become whole again. 332 00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:35,478 [moans] 333 00:12:35,517 --> 00:12:37,447 - [whispering] I don't know what to do right now. 334 00:12:37,482 --> 00:12:39,862 - I think we should just be quiet for a sec. 335 00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:42,236 - [muttering] 336 00:12:42,275 --> 00:12:43,925 [exhales] 337 00:12:46,862 --> 00:12:47,972 [exhales] 338 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,590 Sorry, y'all. Sometimes I just feel it. 339 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:55,340 - It's, uh...all good. - Yeah, it's cool. 340 00:12:55,379 --> 00:12:57,519 - You know what, you shouldn't be so hard on yourself, bruh. 341 00:12:57,551 --> 00:13:00,481 - Yeah, even preachers make mistakes. 342 00:13:00,517 --> 00:13:02,857 - Just ask Martin Luther The King. 343 00:13:08,275 --> 00:13:10,205 - Lord, cast away all my iniquity, 344 00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:12,101 and cleanse me of all sin. 345 00:13:12,137 --> 00:13:13,857 - I know this one. 346 00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:17,306 both: Against you and you only have I sinned 347 00:13:17,344 --> 00:13:19,764 and done what is evil in your sight. 348 00:13:19,793 --> 00:13:21,693 So you are right in your verdict 349 00:13:21,724 --> 00:13:24,174 and justified when you judge. 350 00:13:24,206 --> 00:13:25,656 Amen. 351 00:13:30,689 --> 00:13:33,409 - Ari, I really wish you hadn't given up on God. 352 00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:35,378 - I ain't give up on him. 353 00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:36,663 I just gave up on church. 354 00:13:36,689 --> 00:13:39,029 [cell phone dings and buzzes] 355 00:13:41,689 --> 00:13:45,929 Uh-oh, she sent you a essay. 356 00:13:45,965 --> 00:13:47,335 - Oh, Lord. 357 00:13:47,379 --> 00:13:49,619 - She probably mad because she thought you was all holy roly 358 00:13:49,655 --> 00:13:51,545 and now you ain't texting her back. 359 00:13:51,586 --> 00:13:53,896 - I don't know what to say. - All right. 360 00:13:53,931 --> 00:13:57,411 Just be like, "I didn't mean to lead you on, 361 00:13:57,448 --> 00:14:00,548 but, you know, I got caught up." 362 00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:02,206 And if she want to keep hanging out, 363 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:03,661 y'all got to keep it PG-13. 364 00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:05,549 - Nah, you should be like, "Look. 365 00:14:05,586 --> 00:14:07,756 "I'm really religious, so I can't do 366 00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:09,623 "the kind of shit other dudes do. 367 00:14:09,655 --> 00:14:11,655 "So if that's cool with you, we should get together, 368 00:14:11,689 --> 00:14:12,969 "have some virgin daiquiris, 369 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,240 and watch 'Touched By An Angel.'" 370 00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:22,003 - I'ma just call her. 371 00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:27,244 I'ma go to my room. 372 00:14:35,172 --> 00:14:37,832 - [clears throat] 373 00:14:37,862 --> 00:14:39,552 - [stammers] 374 00:14:45,758 --> 00:14:48,788 [door squeaks open and clicks shut] 375 00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:53,278 [whistles] 376 00:14:53,310 --> 00:14:55,690 - [stammers] 377 00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:59,588 [sighs] - Mm-hmm. 378 00:15:02,137 --> 00:15:03,207 - ♪ Well-a, whosonever told it ♪ 379 00:15:03,241 --> 00:15:04,451 ♪ That he told a 380 00:15:04,482 --> 00:15:07,862 ♪ He told a dirty lie, babe 381 00:15:07,896 --> 00:15:11,376 ♪ Well-a, whosonever told it, that he told a ♪ 382 00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:14,383 ♪ He told a dirty lie, babe 383 00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:17,103 - So what you getting into tonight? 384 00:15:17,137 --> 00:15:19,067 - I'm hanging with Simone. 385 00:15:19,103 --> 00:15:21,973 - [scoffs] So you about to be one of them dudes. 386 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,860 - What? - You know, you get a new boo, 387 00:15:23,896 --> 00:15:25,516 and all of a sudden, you ain't got time for us? 388 00:15:25,551 --> 00:15:27,901 - Man, I've been with y'all all day. 389 00:15:27,931 --> 00:15:29,661 - Look, don't let Simone run you. 390 00:15:29,689 --> 00:15:31,719 - Listen, I've waited my whole life 391 00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:33,448 for Simone to run my ass, all right? 392 00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:34,622 [laughter] 393 00:15:34,655 --> 00:15:36,715 - I feel you. She is fine. - Hey. 394 00:15:36,758 --> 00:15:39,518 - Relax. She ain't my type. - Nah. 395 00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:40,831 Simone's everybody's type. 396 00:15:40,862 --> 00:15:42,482 - No, she ain't thick enough for me. 397 00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:43,827 - Yeah, whatever. 398 00:15:43,862 --> 00:15:45,862 - I need a girl who know how to eat. 399 00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:47,586 - I eat enough for the both of us. 400 00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,930 - Yeah, I bet you do. - Get out my business. 401 00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,545 [laughter] 402 00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:54,406 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, please don't do that in here. 403 00:15:54,448 --> 00:15:57,788 You know David will have a panic attack. 404 00:15:57,827 --> 00:15:59,587 Come on. 405 00:16:04,517 --> 00:16:06,207 [both exhale heavily] 406 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:12,030 - Listen, 407 00:16:12,068 --> 00:16:15,208 I ain't gonna bug you no more about hooking me up with a gig. 408 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:20,480 - Nah, don't worry about it. 409 00:16:20,517 --> 00:16:22,687 I'm gonna talk to Vic about you tomorrow. 410 00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:24,934 I mean, you've gotten better, and I feel like 411 00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:27,375 if anybody should give you a shot, 412 00:16:27,413 --> 00:16:29,033 it should be me, man. 413 00:16:29,068 --> 00:16:32,168 - Nah, I got to earn it. - You have. 414 00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,716 - Nah, I don't want you going to bat for me 415 00:16:33,758 --> 00:16:35,478 if I can't do a phenomenal job. 416 00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:37,277 - Oh, so now you trying to be phenomenal. 417 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:40,100 - We have to be. - Yes, we do. 418 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,448 So what you gonna do? 419 00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:46,242 - I'ma start saving up my coins and start taking classes. 420 00:16:46,275 --> 00:16:48,895 - But in the meantime, you should just be making stuff. 421 00:16:48,931 --> 00:16:50,481 - I have been, but it ain't been good. 422 00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:52,067 - I know. 423 00:16:52,103 --> 00:16:53,903 [laughter] 424 00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,831 But if you keep shadowing talented people, 425 00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,592 bro, eventually you'll see 426 00:16:57,620 --> 00:17:00,030 why their shit is good and yours isn't. 427 00:17:00,068 --> 00:17:03,448 - I'm down to learn. - I'm down to help. 428 00:17:03,482 --> 00:17:06,312 [door squeaks open and clicks shut] 429 00:17:06,344 --> 00:17:07,864 - [exhales heavily] 430 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:10,656 - Yo, how'd it go? - Not great. 431 00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:12,479 - Nobody likes a virgin daiquiri. 432 00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:13,657 - I think she just wants more 433 00:17:13,689 --> 00:17:15,689 than I'm willing to give right now. 434 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:19,144 - You all right? - I don't know. 435 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,242 - Man, you probably just need to clear your mind. 436 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:22,615 - Yeah, we need to get out. 437 00:17:22,655 --> 00:17:23,925 We been cooped up in this house all day. 438 00:17:23,965 --> 00:17:25,545 Y'all got me smelling like Pine-Sol. 439 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,656 - I'm down to go out. 440 00:17:26,689 --> 00:17:27,719 But, you know, I got to bring Simone. 441 00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,068 - Meow. [imitates whip cracking] 442 00:17:29,103 --> 00:17:32,103 - [laughing] Just saying. - Y'all go and have fun. 443 00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:36,407 I'm gonna hang back here and... spend some time with myself. 444 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,624 - You gonna masturbate? - [laughs] 445 00:17:40,655 --> 00:17:42,375 - No, man. 446 00:17:42,413 --> 00:17:45,663 I'm gonna listen to some gospel and write in my journal. 447 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,999 - All right, well, we gonna see you tomorrow 448 00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:48,454 at the strip club, though, right? 449 00:17:48,482 --> 00:17:49,972 - Why are we going to the strip club? 450 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,760 - It's Rocky's birthday. We was gonna go through there 451 00:17:51,793 --> 00:17:53,213 and show her and Tia some love. 452 00:17:53,241 --> 00:17:54,931 - I think I'm gonna sit that one out too. 453 00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:57,205 - Oh, so you gonna spend every day in the house? 454 00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:59,621 - No, I-I just need some time to think. 455 00:17:59,655 --> 00:18:01,895 - How much time? 456 00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:04,691 - I just need to be away from y'all for a little while 457 00:18:04,724 --> 00:18:06,694 and try to get closer to God. 458 00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:08,524 - What you mean you need time away from us? 459 00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:09,791 - It's--this is a me thing. 460 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,067 - Well, it's got something to do with us. 461 00:18:11,103 --> 00:18:13,833 - I just been kicking it too much. 462 00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:16,142 I need to get back to my routine. 463 00:18:20,551 --> 00:18:22,281 - [inhales] 464 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,620 All right. 465 00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:26,305 Ari, let's go, man. 466 00:18:27,827 --> 00:18:28,927 - [sucks teeth] 467 00:18:28,965 --> 00:18:30,925 [both exhale heavily] 468 00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:36,659 - Hey. 469 00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:38,619 Figure out what you got to figure out, man. 470 00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:40,475 - I will. - All right. 471 00:18:45,862 --> 00:18:49,412 - ♪ Oh, Moses, Moses, don't get lost ♪ 472 00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:51,898 all: ♪ In that Red Sea 473 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,791 - ♪ Smite your rod and come across ♪ 474 00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:56,477 all: ♪ In that Red Sea 475 00:18:56,517 --> 00:18:58,927 - ♪ Let's just talking about the host got lost ♪ 476 00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:01,135 all: ♪ Lost, got lost 477 00:19:01,172 --> 00:19:02,862 - ♪ Just talking about the host got ♪ 478 00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:04,926 all: ♪ Lost in that Red Sea 479 00:19:04,965 --> 00:19:06,755 - ♪ Yes, just talking about the host got ♪ 480 00:19:06,793 --> 00:19:08,933 all: ♪ Lost, got lost 481 00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:10,685 - ♪ Just talking about the host got ♪ 482 00:19:10,724 --> 00:19:12,414 all: ♪ Lost in that Red Sea 483 00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:14,518 - ♪ Yeah, old Pharaoh and the host got ♪ 484 00:19:14,551 --> 00:19:16,551 all: ♪ Lost, lost 485 00:19:16,586 --> 00:19:17,966 [cell phone dings and buzzes] 486 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,070 ♪ Lost in that Red Sea 487 00:19:20,103 --> 00:19:22,003 - ♪ Yeah, old Pharaoh and the host got lost ♪ 488 00:19:22,034 --> 00:19:24,034 all: ♪ Lost, lost 489 00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,618 - ♪ Pharaoh and the host got lost ♪ 490 00:19:25,655 --> 00:19:27,275 [cell phone dings and buzzes] 491 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:30,140 ♪ Oh, Moses, Moses, don't get lost ♪ 492 00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:32,002 all: ♪ In that Red Sea 493 00:19:32,034 --> 00:19:34,074 - ♪ Smite your rod and come across ♪ 494 00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,383 all: ♪ In that Red Sea [cell phone dings and buzzes] 495 00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:37,313 - ♪ Stop and talk about the host got ♪ 496 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,144 all: ♪ Lost, lost 497 00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:40,722 - ♪ Talk about the host got 498 00:19:40,758 --> 00:19:42,928 all: ♪ Lost in that Red Sea 499 00:19:42,965 --> 00:19:44,655 - ♪ Yeah, old Pharaoh and the host got ♪ 500 00:19:44,689 --> 00:19:46,899 all: ♪ Lost, lost 501 00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:48,521 - ♪ Pharaoh and the host got 502 00:19:48,551 --> 00:19:50,211 all: ♪ Lost in that Red Sea 503 00:19:50,241 --> 00:19:52,931 - ♪ Oh, Moses, Moses, don't get lost ♪ 504 00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:54,685 all: ♪ In that Red Sea 505 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:56,904 - ♪ Smite your rod and come across ♪ 506 00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:58,101 all: ♪ In that Red Sea 507 00:19:58,137 --> 00:19:59,857 - ♪ Stop and talk about the host got ♪ 508 00:19:59,896 --> 00:20:01,856 all: ♪ Lost, lost 509 00:20:01,896 --> 00:20:03,856 - ♪ Talk about the host got lost ♪ 510 00:20:03,896 --> 00:20:07,686 all: ♪ Lost in that Red Sea 511 00:20:07,724 --> 00:20:09,974 - ♪ Yeah, Moses, Moses, don't get lost ♪ 512 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,340 all: ♪ In that Red Sea 513 00:20:11,379 --> 00:20:13,619 - ♪ Smite your rod and come across ♪ 514 00:20:13,655 --> 00:20:14,925 all: ♪ In that Red Sea 515 00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:16,515 - ♪ Stop now, talk about the host got ♪ 516 00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:18,791 all: ♪ Lost, lost 517 00:20:18,827 --> 00:20:20,027 - ♪ Talking about the host got ♪ 518 00:20:20,068 --> 00:20:21,968 all: ♪ Lost in that Red Sea 519 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,660 - ♪ Stop, let's talk about the host got ♪ 520 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,589 all: ♪ Lost, lost 521 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:28,930 ♪ Lost in that Red Sea 38038

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