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[indistinct shouts,
gunshots]
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[tires screech]
- Man.
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Ari, yo, this is the last time
you get to pick the movie, man.
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- Yeah, you love anything
with black folks getting shot.
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- Okay, okay.
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First of all,
this is a masterpiece.
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- It ain't better than
"Boyz n the Hood."
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- I love "Boyz n the Hood,"
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but what dude you know
gonna hop out the car when
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he on the way to kill the dudes
that killed his best friend?
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- I'd hop out.
- Of course you would.
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- What y'all
talking about, man?
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We gotta
increase the peace, bro.
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- See, y'all some Treys, man.
I'm a Caine.
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Somebody kill my cousin
in front of my face,
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best believe I ain't gonna
let that shit ride.
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Man, see,
I need some harder friends.
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- You know you love us.
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[hip-hop music playing]
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- So, y'all really gonna
let somebody kill me
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and get away with it?
- [laughs]
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- Yeah,
but the funeral would be lit.
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- Hell yeah.
The DJ'd be dope too.
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And we'd get the
matching T-shirts.
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- What, like,
"We miss Ari" T-shirts?
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- Yeah.
"RIP Ari."
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- Just make sure they crisp
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and then my mom use
my prom picture, man.
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- [laughs]
What year though,
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'cause you know
your ass went every year.
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- [laughs] Hey, don't be mad at
the older girls like me though.
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[laughter]
- All right, y'all,
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help me clean up before
everybody else get here.
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- Oh, I ain't cleaning shit.
- [scoffs]
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- Man, if you don't stop
acting like a baby
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and help us clean up, man.
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- I don't like
cleaning my own apartment.
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Why would I clean Bryson's?
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- Alexa, play "Game Night."
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- You're the only dude I know
with a cleaning lady
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that lives in
a studio apartment.
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- And you damn right,
and you need to let Rosa
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come get your
townhouse together.
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- [laughing]
Okay.
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- Look, why you hosting
a game night anyway?
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I can get us into any club
we want to for free.
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- I hate clubs.
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- That's cause you celibate
and don't drink.
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The whole point of going
to the club is so that
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you can get drunk,
go home with a stranger,
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have really weird sex, and feel
guilty about it the next day.
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- Was that the point?
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- That's what happens to me
every time I go.
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- And you fine with that?
- Hell yeah.
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Every time I go.
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- I like games.
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- I hate games.
- Me too.
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Why can't we just
go to the club?
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- I hate the club.
That's why me and David started
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game night in the first place.
- Lies.
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Y'all started it
'cause y'all are corny.
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- [laughs] Crystal,
you used to like the club.
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- No, I didn't.
- Single Crystal did.
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- We haven't had game night
in a while.
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It'll be fun.
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- I need to be home working.
[phone blips]
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- Well, I'm your only client,
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and we're together,
so you're good.
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- Okay,
but I need to be coming up
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with strategies
and a game plan.
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What I don't need to be doing
is playing charades
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at Bryson's house
on a Friday night.
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- No, what you need
is some dick.
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- I just got some, bitch.
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- From who?
Camden?
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Okay, what you need
is some new dick.
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- I agree with that.
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- I don't feel like
looking for it.
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- It ain't that hard to find.
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- Well, I have a purple dick
at home.
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- That's not the same thing.
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- Y'all, dick ain't
all it's cracked up to be.
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- Bitch,
you only tried it once.
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- Okay, and that was
enough for me to know
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I ain't ever wanna try
that nasty shit again.
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Thank you.
- Chill, chill.
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[doorbell rings]
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[hip-hop music]
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- Yo, y'all ready
to get y'all ass beat?
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- How you light skin and ashy?
Boy, bye.
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You better have some
chicken in here.
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- Why do you insist
on talking shit?
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Y'all lose every time.
- Not this time.
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- That's what you say
before every game.
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- Look, we focused.
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- Are you?
- [laughs]
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- I bet you Ari's
already on his phone.
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- Ari, get your head
in the game right now, man.
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[grunts]
Jeez.
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[Mary J. Blige's "Real Love"]
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- ♪ Ooh ♪
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[vocalizing]
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♪ ♪
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- Come on, girl.
Pay attention.
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- [laughs softly]
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[indistinct chatter]
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I know you only did this
'cause you wanted an excuse
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to hang out with Simone.
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- Ain't nobody thinking
about Simone, okay?
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- Yeah, right.
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- ♪ Someone to satisfy
my every need ♪
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♪ Won't you be
my inspiration? ♪
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♪ Be the real love
that I need ♪
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♪ Real love ♪
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- Girl, I'm ready
for that album.
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- Look, if it don't work out,
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just don't be a sore loser,
all right?
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- [scoffs]
So you think I'ma lose?
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- You've lost a lot.
- Wait a minute.
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Are we talking about
game night or Simone?
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- Both.
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- The only reason
I lose at "Celebrity"
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is 'cause y'all don't
be paying attention.
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- Why you always taking
everything so seriously?
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- Why don't you?
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- I take my relationship
with God very seriously.
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- Oh, we know.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- [laughs]
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- ♪ And now I hope my dreams
and inspiration ♪
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♪ Lead me towards a... ♪
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- What you looking at?
- Nothing.
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- [laughs]
I caught you.
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- Sheesh.
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- Yo, yo.
- Yo.
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- Friend's up the street.
Can he come through?
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- No, man, you know game night
is for crew members only.
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- What is this?
A cult?
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- Kinda.
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- I already told him
he could come.
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- You gave a stranger
my address?
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- As much as you Postmates--
everybody know your address.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Fine, but he better pay
attention during the game.
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- Whatever.
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[door clicks]
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- Yes.
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[mellow hip-hop music]
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, everybody, this Dallas.
- What's up, bro?
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- Hey, Dallas.
- Hey, Dallas.
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- Hi, nice to meet you.
- You from Dallas?
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Is Dallas your real name
or your stripper name?
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Is Dallas with a D?
- Yes.
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- She needs some D.
- What?
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- Stop embarrassing me.
Come on.
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Oh, my God, y'all.
Shut up.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- Who's that?
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- I don't know--
some random dude Ari invited.
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- I thought game night
was for crew members only.
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- Thank you.
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- ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
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- Okay, y'all ready
to win tonight or what?
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- I mean, I guess
we should meet new people.
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- ♪ I can't wait... ♪
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- I guess.
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- Bryson?
- Yeah?
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- Don't be all extra tonight.
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- I'm not extra.
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- You kicked me
out of your house once.
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- You was talking shit.
- So were you.
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- What's wrong with being
a little competitive?
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- Nothing, when it comes
to stuff that matters.
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- Look, I'm just
a passionate person.
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- I know.
That's what I love about you.
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- ♪ You know that
you're so fine ♪
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- [clears throat]
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Um...
[plate clatters]
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Oh, hi.
- Excuse me.
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- Yeah, bro.
Excuse you.
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- [laughs softly]
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- ♪ Baby, yeah ♪
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[mellow jazzy music]
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- All right, y'all,
write five celebrity names
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on a piece of paper
and don't fold it too tiny
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'cause then you'll lose time
trying to open it up.
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- We know how to play.
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- Well, we have
a new person now, Ari, okay?
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Anyway, you can write down
really obscure names
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if you want to, but we all
have to give the same clues,
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so it might be funny
when the opposite team
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is trying to figure out
who the hell Dumbledore is.
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And when it comes back around,
that shit ain't gonna be funny.
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I'm just saying.
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Can you please hold
all questions until the end?
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- Bryson,
let him ask a question.
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- Do it matter
if they dead or alive?
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- You see,
I was getting to that.
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The people can be
dead or alive.
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They can be a character
from a movie or TV show.
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They can even be a person
from this room,
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as long as it's somebody
most people know, okay?
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- Got it.
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- And if everybody could write
legibly, that would be great.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- We looking at you, Tia.
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- My handwriting is lit.
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- Your shit
look like hieroglyphics.
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- I'ma take that
as a compliment.
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- You shouldn't.
- [chuckles]
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- ♪ The moral of the story,
never trust no snake ♪
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♪ The moral of the story... ♪
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- Uh, Dolly Parton.
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- Uh, Bruce--nah.
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Uh, uh, Caitlyn Jenner.
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Whitney Houston.
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- Whitney Houston didn't
have big boobs, bro.
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- She did in "Preacher's Wife."
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- Why were you staring at
Whitney Houston's breasts
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in "The Preacher's Wife"?
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- 'Cause she was wearing
a lot of tight sweaters
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in that movie.
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Leo--Leo DiCaprio.
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Uh, um...
[fingers snap]
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- Forrest.
Forrest Gump.
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- No, no, no.
Tom Hanks.
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[stammers]
The biceps.
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Curly hair.
Uh--oh.
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Scarlett Johansson.
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It's not "Air Bud"?
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[laughs]
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Foxy Brown.
Nicki Minaj.
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"Cry Me a Ri"--
Justin Timberlake.
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Penn & Teller.
- Ari.
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If we lose 'cause of you,
you'll be banned
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from game night for
the rest of your life.
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- Then I hope we lose.
- 50 Cent.
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Yes, yes.
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- Tia, you should be
Insta-storying this.
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- Ain't nobody trying
to see us play games.
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- It's not about
watching us play.
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It's about making them wish
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that they were here
playing with us.
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- Serena Williams.
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Who played Dead--
who played Deadpool?
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Ryan Gosling.
Ryan Reynolds.
248
00:09:09,931 --> 00:09:11,691
- Y'all stupid.
- "Cool Runnings."
249
00:09:11,758 --> 00:09:14,588
"Cool Runnings."
250
00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:15,785
MC Hammer.
251
00:09:15,862 --> 00:09:17,932
[together]
Ay!
252
00:09:20,689 --> 00:09:22,379
[Yung Baby Tate's
"Pretty Girl"]
253
00:09:22,448 --> 00:09:24,338
- ♪ Fly mamacita with
a whole lot of... ♪
254
00:09:24,413 --> 00:09:26,383
- It's game night,
and as y'all could tell,
255
00:09:26,448 --> 00:09:27,968
I'm super excited.
256
00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,624
Actually, I'm frontin'.
257
00:09:29,689 --> 00:09:31,139
She got me recording it.
- [laughs]
258
00:09:31,206 --> 00:09:32,896
- Anyways, they're losing...
- No, we're not.
259
00:09:32,965 --> 00:09:34,405
- So I am a little bit
excited about that.
260
00:09:34,482 --> 00:09:36,102
Let's go ahead and
get back to the game
261
00:09:36,172 --> 00:09:37,932
so we can win and go home.
262
00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000
[phone blips]
263
00:09:40,068 --> 00:09:41,658
Was that good enough?
264
00:09:41,724 --> 00:09:43,074
- ♪ I'm sick like a cough ♪
265
00:09:43,137 --> 00:09:44,657
♪ I don't want,
uh, give me top ♪
266
00:09:44,724 --> 00:09:46,144
♪ Your man staring
like a fan ♪
267
00:09:46,206 --> 00:09:48,026
♪ He wanna hit it, girl ♪
268
00:09:48,103 --> 00:09:50,663
- I don't know.
Mr. T.
269
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,524
- ♪ Walked in the room
super cute ♪
270
00:09:52,586 --> 00:09:54,276
- Uh, uh, Tupac.
271
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,314
- ♪ Did my dance,
I heard everybody saying ♪
272
00:09:56,379 --> 00:09:59,069
♪ Get it, girl, pretty girl,
I don't buy drinks ♪
273
00:09:59,137 --> 00:10:00,927
- Shakira?
- Ariana Grande.
274
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,720
- Whitney Houston.
- I thought you said
275
00:10:02,793 --> 00:10:04,213
we supposed to be
paying attention.
276
00:10:04,275 --> 00:10:06,025
- No, what were you and
Simone texting about?
277
00:10:06,103 --> 00:10:07,553
- Oh, she was
asking about Dallas.
278
00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:10,790
- Oh, don't be talking
to Simone about other dudes.
279
00:10:10,862 --> 00:10:12,722
- Girl, what?
- Oh, my God, you suck.
280
00:10:12,793 --> 00:10:14,623
- It ain't gonna happen.
- Chingy?
281
00:10:14,689 --> 00:10:16,209
- [laughs]
- Why not?
282
00:10:16,275 --> 00:10:18,755
- 'Cause you a Trey.
Woman like Simone want a Caine.
283
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,307
- Bro, Trey slept
with Nia long.
284
00:10:20,379 --> 00:10:22,379
- Yeah, after he was crying
and punching the air.
285
00:10:22,448 --> 00:10:24,758
Caine got a girl pregnant
and didn't give a shit.
286
00:10:24,827 --> 00:10:26,307
That's the kinda guy
girls want.
287
00:10:26,379 --> 00:10:28,069
- Yeah, but why?
288
00:10:28,137 --> 00:10:30,137
- Do another one.
[laughter]
289
00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:33,716
- Daddy issues.
[knocking]
290
00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:36,283
- [laughs]
291
00:10:36,344 --> 00:10:38,034
- Yeah, you're right.
She got a lot of those.
292
00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:39,693
- Hello?
293
00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:41,068
- The hell?
- Postmates.
294
00:10:41,137 --> 00:10:43,787
The door was--I knocked.
295
00:10:43,862 --> 00:10:45,032
Who's Bryson?
296
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,003
Credit card
didn't go through.
297
00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:48,208
- Look, bro,
tonight is not the night--
298
00:10:48,275 --> 00:10:50,095
- You know how to play
"Celebrity"?
299
00:10:50,172 --> 00:10:51,762
- ♪ You know,
boys only rock with you... ♪
300
00:10:51,827 --> 00:10:54,407
- Nah.
301
00:10:54,482 --> 00:10:56,622
- We could teach you.
302
00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:59,719
- ♪ So if somebody hate,
I don't gotta ask them why ♪
303
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:02,933
- Take your shoes off
before you walk fast in here.
304
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,550
Bryson, didn't mean
to be aggressive.
305
00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,690
- Yo, take your shoes off.
306
00:11:07,758 --> 00:11:09,788
- Just take them off.
307
00:11:09,862 --> 00:11:12,692
- Right over there.
- Shoes, got it.
308
00:11:12,758 --> 00:11:15,098
- Well, sit your ass down then.
- Sit down somewhere.
309
00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:18,972
[Durand Bernarr's
"Around" playing]
310
00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:23,524
- ♪ You know I love you down ♪
311
00:11:23,586 --> 00:11:26,996
- ♪ But I can't miss you
if you're always around ♪
312
00:11:27,068 --> 00:11:29,618
[scatting]
313
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,169
[vocalizing]
314
00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:35,831
- ♪ You know I love you down ♪
315
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:40,656
- ♪ But I can't miss you
if you're always... ♪
316
00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:43,834
[Musiq Soulchild's "Just
Friends [Sunny]" playing]
317
00:11:43,896 --> 00:11:47,026
- ♪ Girl, I know this
might seem strange ♪
318
00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:49,213
- Still drinking the
devil's nectar, I see.
319
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,585
- ♪ Out of order for
stepping to you... ♪
320
00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:54,135
- Yep.
321
00:11:54,206 --> 00:11:56,656
- ♪ See,
I've been watching you... ♪
322
00:11:56,724 --> 00:11:58,454
- Crystal, I know
you've been busy, but--
323
00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,997
- How's the church?
324
00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,998
- Good.
325
00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,280
Congregation's still small,
but, you know,
326
00:12:06,344 --> 00:12:08,034
you gotta start somewhere.
327
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,833
- You'll be preaching to
millions before you know it.
328
00:12:11,896 --> 00:12:13,996
- You think so?
329
00:12:14,068 --> 00:12:16,858
- I know so.
330
00:12:16,931 --> 00:12:18,591
- How's the job?
331
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,925
- The same.
332
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,310
- You miss Simone?
- Hell yeah.
333
00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:24,239
She was our rebel.
- Yeah.
334
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,970
Bryson can be pretty
rebellious too.
335
00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:28,594
- Oh, I know...
[laughs]
336
00:12:28,655 --> 00:12:30,855
It looks good on him though.
337
00:12:30,931 --> 00:12:33,931
- ♪ Gotta be my girlfriend ♪
- ♪ No, no ♪
338
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,380
- ♪ I just wanna
know your name ♪
339
00:12:37,448 --> 00:12:40,688
- Glad to see the game night
tradition still lives on.
340
00:12:40,758 --> 00:12:42,518
- Me too.
341
00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:45,276
Always knew it would last.
342
00:12:45,344 --> 00:12:47,724
- ♪ Damn, I'm surprised
that you called ♪
343
00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:49,313
- Even if we didn't?
344
00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:51,339
- ♪ 'Cause the way
you walked away ♪
345
00:12:51,413 --> 00:12:55,243
♪ I thought I wasn't gonna
see you no more ♪
346
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:57,450
- Look, I know you've been
busy, but I feel like
347
00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:59,027
- David--
- All right, break's over.
348
00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:01,553
Let's get back in the game.
349
00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:04,240
- ♪ Just can't stop
thinking about you ♪
350
00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:08,660
♪ You ain't even really
gotta be my girlfriend ♪
351
00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:13,973
[clock ticking]
352
00:13:14,034 --> 00:13:16,974
[tense music]
353
00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:23,454
♪ ♪
354
00:13:23,517 --> 00:13:24,997
- Umm...
- That's your word.
355
00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:27,478
- Are you serious?
- Bryson, don't be like that.
356
00:13:27,551 --> 00:13:28,831
- That's the rules.
- That's dumb as shit.
357
00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:30,406
- Not our fault
your teammate messed up.
358
00:13:30,482 --> 00:13:32,102
- You being extra.
- That's three words,
359
00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:34,522
which means we get to take
three points from your score.
360
00:13:34,586 --> 00:13:36,336
- Wow.
- That's four.
361
00:13:36,413 --> 00:13:39,003
So, I suggest you be quiet.
Am I right?
362
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,758
♪ ♪
363
00:13:41,827 --> 00:13:43,337
- Y'all being some bitches.
364
00:13:43,413 --> 00:13:45,663
[Sean Leon's "Turf"]
365
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:49,344
- ♪ Come through flexing,
make it hurt ♪
366
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:52,693
♪ Had a little,
made it work, yeah ♪
367
00:13:52,758 --> 00:13:54,068
- Beautiful.
368
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:57,027
- ♪ Lots of work, yeah ♪
369
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,173
- What?
370
00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:01,721
Beautiful?
371
00:14:01,793 --> 00:14:03,523
- That's your clue?
372
00:14:03,586 --> 00:14:05,136
- Mm-hmm,
that's what y'all get.
373
00:14:05,206 --> 00:14:07,896
[laughter]
374
00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:10,685
- Kim Kardashian.
- Ooh, your shit's coming out.
375
00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:14,098
- Uh, I'm just gonna throw out
Whitney Houston again.
376
00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:16,072
Don't say another word.
377
00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:17,967
- Damn.
378
00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:20,284
- Atlanta.
[laughter]
379
00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:23,864
- Don't guess, Ari, 'cause you
ain't been paying attention.
380
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:27,241
- My bad.
381
00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:29,380
- ♪ Eye open like Fetty Wap ♪
382
00:14:29,448 --> 00:14:32,138
- Aww, that's so cute...
[laughs]
383
00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:35,446
- Y'all, stop...
[laughs]
384
00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:37,757
- Okay, so I guess
it's about that time.
385
00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:39,787
- We don't need to tally up
the points, Crys.
386
00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:41,072
We already know y'all won.
387
00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:42,307
- Can you not
with the attitude?
388
00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:43,929
- Bryson,
don't be a sore loser.
389
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,620
- I'm not being a sore loser.
390
00:14:45,689 --> 00:14:47,589
Y'all was cheating,
and you and your little friend
391
00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:49,375
over here been
whispering all night.
392
00:14:49,448 --> 00:14:51,278
- Yo, I got a name.
393
00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:52,554
- Bryson...
394
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:54,380
- Who are you?
[girls chatter]
395
00:14:54,448 --> 00:14:55,718
There is a stranger
in my house!
396
00:14:55,793 --> 00:14:57,723
- Can you chill?
- Ari, who is he?
397
00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:59,553
Who is he?
- That's why you quoting Tamia?
398
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:01,900
- Stop egging him on.
- It's cool, bro.
399
00:15:01,965 --> 00:15:04,275
- Guys, I think I drank
too much to stay awake.
400
00:15:04,344 --> 00:15:06,524
[laughter]
401
00:15:06,586 --> 00:15:09,516
- ♪ This is what I came for ♪
402
00:15:09,586 --> 00:15:11,656
♪ This is what I'm made for ♪
403
00:15:11,724 --> 00:15:14,594
♪ Get me what I paid for ♪
404
00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:17,445
- Hey, um,
405
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,687
that was really sweet.
- [chuckles]
406
00:15:19,758 --> 00:15:22,098
Yeah, I don't think your boy
Bryson was too happy about it.
407
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:25,692
- [laughs softly]
He'll be fine.
408
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,688
- So, what you doing
after this?
409
00:15:27,758 --> 00:15:31,478
- Um, drop my girls off
and take my ass home.
410
00:15:31,551 --> 00:15:34,661
- What you doing after that?
411
00:15:34,724 --> 00:15:37,244
- Try to get some work done?
[laughs]
412
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:40,240
[moody music]
413
00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:41,690
♪ ♪
414
00:15:41,758 --> 00:15:43,758
- What do you think
they're talking about?
415
00:15:43,827 --> 00:15:46,447
- Not much.
He don't seem that bright.
416
00:15:46,517 --> 00:15:49,137
- Then why she laughing?
417
00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:51,516
- What you doing after that?
418
00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:55,716
- Uh...
- Mmm?
419
00:15:55,793 --> 00:15:59,283
- Probably get in the bed...
[laughs]
420
00:15:59,344 --> 00:16:02,834
- Want some company?
421
00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:05,376
- Yo, Sean.
422
00:16:05,448 --> 00:16:07,688
Do you need a ride home, or...
423
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,968
- He don't need a ride.
He Postmates.
424
00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:13,214
- I'm good.
425
00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:16,065
- ♪ This is what I aim for ♪
426
00:16:16,137 --> 00:16:17,377
♪ This is not... ♪
427
00:16:17,448 --> 00:16:20,338
- Bye, Bryson.
Thanks for hosting.
428
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,793
Love you.
429
00:16:22,862 --> 00:16:24,172
- [mutters]
Love you too.
430
00:16:24,241 --> 00:16:25,521
- You just gotta be patient.
431
00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:27,756
- Good night, losers...
[laughs]
432
00:16:27,827 --> 00:16:30,277
- Bye, B.
433
00:16:30,344 --> 00:16:33,004
Bye, David.
434
00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:37,138
- Bye, Crystal.
435
00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:39,136
- Y'all good?
- We will be.
436
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:42,996
♪ ♪
437
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:48,475
[Mac Ayres' "Waiting"]
438
00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:52,001
♪ ♪
439
00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:55,208
- Yo, it's getting late.
We should get out of here.
440
00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:57,205
- What you trying to get into?
441
00:16:57,275 --> 00:16:58,995
- A hot tub.
442
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:00,448
- You got a hot tub?
443
00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:03,307
- No, but the hotel
I'm staying at does.
444
00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:05,449
- Ah, shit.
445
00:17:05,517 --> 00:17:07,787
Yeah, let's do it.
446
00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:12,002
- ♪ I hear your song ♪
447
00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:15,828
- [laughs softly]
Yo, what's wrong with y'all?
448
00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:17,656
- Nothing, man.
- Y'all still mad we lost?
449
00:17:17,724 --> 00:17:20,174
- Nah.
Sorry it got heated earlier.
450
00:17:20,241 --> 00:17:21,621
We'll get 'em next time.
451
00:17:21,689 --> 00:17:23,239
- This was real fun.
Thanks for having me.
452
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:26,590
- Ah, yeah, any friend of Ari's
is a friend of ours.
453
00:17:26,655 --> 00:17:28,545
- You a lie.
- Nah, he's cool,
454
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:30,380
'caused he helped clean up.
- Whatever.
455
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:32,068
Look, man,
we about to get outta here.
456
00:17:32,137 --> 00:17:34,377
- What y'all about to get into?
- Don't worry about it.
457
00:17:34,448 --> 00:17:36,998
- Oh, all right.
- [laughs]
458
00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:38,068
[snaps fingers]
459
00:17:38,137 --> 00:17:40,307
- Later, y'all.
- All right.
460
00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:42,099
♪ ♪
461
00:17:42,172 --> 00:17:43,622
- ♪ All right ♪
462
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,239
[door clatters]
463
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:48,660
- [sighs] Well, this isn't how
I thought my night would end.
464
00:17:48,724 --> 00:17:50,214
[door shuts]
465
00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:51,685
- What you trying to say?
466
00:17:51,758 --> 00:17:54,068
- Negro, I'm not trying to be
sitting here with you.
467
00:17:54,137 --> 00:17:55,997
[both chuckling]
- This was God's plan.
468
00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:58,688
- Here you go.
- [laughs] Don't worry.
469
00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:01,028
You and Simone's time
will come.
470
00:18:01,103 --> 00:18:02,413
- When?
471
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,342
- You don't get a say about
when your soulmate
472
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:07,073
walks into your life.
473
00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:08,687
Sometimes,
you don't get a say
474
00:18:08,758 --> 00:18:12,068
when they walk
out of it either.
475
00:18:12,137 --> 00:18:14,587
Look, maybe y'all got some
stuff you two gotta work out
476
00:18:14,655 --> 00:18:16,095
before y'all get together.
477
00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:17,452
- Like what?
478
00:18:17,517 --> 00:18:18,997
- I don't know, but I do know
479
00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:21,478
everything God does
is purposeful.
480
00:18:21,551 --> 00:18:23,521
♪ ♪
481
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,586
- Should I get a neck tattoo,
482
00:18:25,655 --> 00:18:26,855
or, like,
start wearing snapbacks,
483
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:29,931
and should I stop
shaving my arms, or...
484
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000
- I still don't know
why you do that.
485
00:18:32,068 --> 00:18:34,028
- ♪ Say I made it ♪
486
00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:36,763
- Look, there's nothing
wrong with you.
487
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:38,967
There's nothing wrong
with Simone.
488
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,524
It's just gonna take a bit
longer than you thought.
489
00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:45,206
- You wanna watch
another movie?
490
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:47,895
- Nah, I'ma get home.
491
00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:50,405
I'll say my prayers
and then go to sleep.
492
00:18:50,482 --> 00:18:51,972
- What you gonna pray for?
493
00:18:52,034 --> 00:18:54,074
- Don't worry about that.
494
00:18:54,137 --> 00:18:56,067
Catch you later.
495
00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:58,207
♪ ♪
496
00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:01,825
- ♪ Don't hurt my slumber,
yeah ♪
497
00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:04,756
[door creaks, shuts]
- [sighs]
498
00:19:04,827 --> 00:19:08,517
- ♪ Now watch me take
that thing from your wrist ♪
499
00:19:08,586 --> 00:19:10,756
♪ Tell you what time it is ♪
500
00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:13,477
♪ Find myself in the midst ♪
501
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:16,861
♪ Of something
bigger than myself ♪
502
00:19:16,931 --> 00:19:18,661
- ♪ Bigger than myself ♪
503
00:19:18,724 --> 00:19:24,074
- ♪ Something bigger
than ourselves, right ♪
504
00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:26,787
♪ Ain't no more hesitating ♪
505
00:19:26,862 --> 00:19:29,142
- ♪ Ain't no more hesitating ♪
506
00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:31,826
- ♪ I wanna say I made it ♪
507
00:19:31,896 --> 00:19:34,586
- ♪ I wanna say I made it ♪
508
00:19:34,655 --> 00:19:37,685
- [sighs]
509
00:19:37,758 --> 00:19:40,138
Alexa, play Ahmad.
[Alexa beeps]
510
00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:42,616
"Back in the Day."
[Alexa blips]
511
00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:46,831
[Ahmad's
"Back in the Day" playing]
512
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:50,446
♪ ♪
513
00:19:50,517 --> 00:19:52,307
- ♪ Back in the days
when I was young ♪
514
00:19:52,379 --> 00:19:54,479
♪ I'm not a kid anymore,
but some days ♪
515
00:19:54,551 --> 00:19:56,521
♪ I sit and wish
I was a kid again ♪
516
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,756
♪ Back in the days when
I was just a little gigolo ♪
517
00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:00,277
♪ I looked up to...♪
518
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:02,344
- Coming up this season
on "Boomerang"...
519
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:04,413
- 80% of videos
shared on social media
520
00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:05,862
are music-related.
- What that gotta do with me?
521
00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:07,481
- You gotta start singing
522
00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:09,071
or rapping or something.
- I think you're looking at
523
00:20:09,137 --> 00:20:10,897
the dream too literally.
Sex is about power.
524
00:20:10,965 --> 00:20:12,065
- What were you into
growing up?
525
00:20:12,137 --> 00:20:13,717
- I played house.
- Guess you were
526
00:20:13,793 --> 00:20:14,763
a perfect wife.
- I can't be out here
527
00:20:14,827 --> 00:20:16,617
breaking promises to God!
528
00:20:16,689 --> 00:20:19,239
- Remember your sermon--you're
not supposed to be perfect.
529
00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:21,790
- Guys, Pro-Black T-shirts,
$10.00.
530
00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:24,548
- ♪ Paper, paper ♪
531
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:27,070
♪ I keep chasin' paper ♪
532
00:20:27,137 --> 00:20:30,447
♪ Paper, paper,
I keep chasin' paper ♪
533
00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:33,237
- I can't stand you stuck up
broads who ain't got no man.
534
00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,480
- I think I love her.
535
00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:35,901
- I am so sick of folks
536
00:20:35,965 --> 00:20:37,515
thinking that love's
supposed to be easy.
537
00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:39,026
- He don't even have
any fresh ideas.
538
00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:40,863
- Then pitch some.
- I'm not about to pitch him
539
00:20:40,931 --> 00:20:42,241
my brilliance so he can
take credit for it.
540
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:43,970
- Why you standing out here
by yourself?
541
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,384
- The real shit 'bout to
pop off in a few seconds.
542
00:20:46,448 --> 00:20:47,618
Welcome to the let out.
543
00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:49,139
- ♪ Paper, paper ♪
544
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:51,026
♪ Is there something
greater? ♪
545
00:20:51,103 --> 00:20:54,283
♪ I don't wanna sell my soul
and wake up ♪
546
00:20:55,448 --> 00:20:59,068
♪ Paper, paper,
I keep chasin' paper ♪
547
00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:01,137
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