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Good morning,
Barrington Country Club.
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We're expecting a high
of 72 degrees today
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with a 100% chance
of kickass golf.
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What's up?
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A couple of quick announcements
here, guys.
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In the dining room, the soup
of the day is navy bean.
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Second of all, Lloyd,
our previous starter,
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died last night.
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Guess I, uh, maybe should have
led off with that.
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Kind of buried the lead there.
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I guess we should have a moment
of silence for old Lloyd,
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but I gotta say, guys,
death makes me chatty.
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So many questions burning
through my brain right now.
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It's, like, who are we?
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Where do we go?
Is this world any different
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for us having passed through it?
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Let's be honest:
for a lot of members out there,
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these are very relevant
questions.
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You're kind of on the back nine
of your lives.
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Anyway, next up on the tee
is the Matt Swan foursome.
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Wait. Matt Swan?
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Ben Fox!
Dude!
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How's it going?
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Come here!
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(microphone feedback squeals)
Hey!
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Okay.
Yeah.
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Wow, dude, you're a member here,
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so you must be doing
pretty good.
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Oh, you know, some things worked
out for me. And your life?
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Really good.
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Oh?
Six weeks ago I was
driving the snack cart.
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Now I'm the golf starter.
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Yeah, I heard.
Sorry, uh, sorry about Lloyd.
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Yeah, I was the one
that found him.
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So you were saying...
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Yeah, this job is great
for connections, you know?
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Gathering up all these investors
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for a new business
I'm working on.
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Nice, nice.
I hope it works out for you.
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Oh, it will.
They gave me a company car.
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It's a courtesy van shuttle.
Seats 16.
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It's got a driver-side,
handheld intercom mike.
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That does sound... great.
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Yeah, suffice to say
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I got all my voice amplifying
needs taken care of.
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* Wake up, look around
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* There's a feeling today
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* Fall down, get up again
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* Get in the game
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* Hey, hey, hey
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* We're all here anyway.
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"What number comes next
in the sequence
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one, three, five, seven?"
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Is it a vowel?
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I think it's got
to be a number, Norman.
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(car horn beeps)
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That's the sound
my mother makes.
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See you tomorrow,
Maddie.
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Bye, Norman.
Good-bye...
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forever.
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Norman's never gonna pass
that test.
It's okay
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if you guys are in
different classes.
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And it's okay if you get
into the gifted program,
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which I am not pressuring
you about at all.
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You and Norman will be friends
for a long time.
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I hope so.
I like him.
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And he doesn't have a dad,
either.
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Well, you know what's lucky
about having one parent?
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I know. You love me
twice as much.
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Mm-hmm. And I bet you
that Norman's mom does, too.
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Hey, guess who I ran into.
Matt Swan. I haven't seen
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that guy since we gave up
on the idea of going into
business together.
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Yeah, you guys were gonna do,
like, a pizza thing.
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I saw it in a dream;
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it's crust, sauce, cheese,
and then another pizza.
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I call it the
"Bunk Bed Pizza."
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It's like a sleepover...
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...in your mouth!
...in your mouth!
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That was a genius idea.
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Why did I abandon that?
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Uncle Ben, were you friends
with my dad?
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Uh, wow, okay.
This is happening.
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I always imagined
this conversation
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taking place
on a rocking chair.
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You know, like in front
of a fireplace.
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Ben, Ben!
Here we go.
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The truth about...
Okay, so can you come
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talk to me over here
in this area of the house?
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Thank God.
I was not ready for that.
Neither is she.
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That's why I'm sticking to the
bare minimum until she's ten.
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She's a smart kid.
She's gonna start asking
questions before that.
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Shouldn't we just
tell her the truth?
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What, that I got
knocked up, and then
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my really cool boyfriend
just took off,
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literally running
down the street?
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Add some color to it.
What about a puppet?
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I could have a sock with some
eyes on it ready in five.
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And if you don't need
the eyes,
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I can have it in six.
Seriously, okay?
I don't want her
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asking questions
that I can't answer.
But I left her hanging.
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Ask her
about the gifted program.
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The gifted program?
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Since when is there
a gifted program?
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There wasn't one
when we went to that school.
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Yes, there was.
No, there wasn't.
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Okay.
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It doesn't take an honor student
to decipher hurtful whispers.
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Wow, you look like
you took a shower this morning
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while someone watched.
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You look like you watched
someone take a shower
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while eating
leftover chicken.
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(spits)
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Ugh.
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Can I just have
a tiny bit?
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Ugh! Oh!
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Shower chicken?
It's getting very serious.
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Unfortunately, it couldn't
come at a worse time.
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I've got Wendy
coming tomorrow.
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Oh!
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Who's Wendy?
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Wendy is BJ's mom.
Oh.
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It's nice she's coming
to visit you.
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Please, she doesn't come
all the way here to see me.
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Whoever me is these days.
I've told her so many lies,
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I can't even remember who
I'm pretending to be anymore.
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I once had to tell her
I was married to a spy
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just so I could tell her
my life is top secret.
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Why can't you just
tell her the truth?
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'Cause nothing I ever do
is good enough for her.
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Okay, but I do love
a good backstory.
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What happened
with that spy dude?
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Oh, it was horrific.
He was caught and executed.
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Oh, my God!
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And that's when I had to become
a local news anchor
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just to make ends meet.
She doesn't believe you,
does she?
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I sent her a tape.
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Good evening.
I'm BJ Harrison.
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And here are tonight's
top stories.
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Adhesives nationwide are failing
at this hour,
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prompting worried officials
to wonder what falls next?
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Stay glued.
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So the good news is
I am an amazing liar,
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but the bad news is
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I'm gonna need you guys
to be my alibi.
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Mm-mm.
No.
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So you're gonna have
to cover for me.
Mm-mm.
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(school bell rings)
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Ms. West!
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So funny
seeing you here.
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in the teachers' lounge.
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So, I was wondering if you could
give me a little sneak peek
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on how Maddie did
on the gifted test.
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She did very well.
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That's amazing.
Thank God.
She didn't get
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into the gifted class,
but she came very close.
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I'm sorry. What?
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She did not get in.
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Say it again.
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She was not selected.
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I don't understand.
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Her score was too low.
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Her score was so high.
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No, too low.
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Oh.
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One more time.
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W-What's happening?
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Maddie is a really smart kid.
Maybe she's not very good
at test-taking.
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It can be harder for kids
from single-parent homes.
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I wouldn't worry about it.
She'll take it again next year.
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Well, maybe I could just get
a copy of the curriculum,
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and then I could just teach her
some of this stuff at home.
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Look, Miss Fox,
the kids
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are fine not being
in the gifted class.
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They call themselves
the "B-Squad."
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We even gave them
little bumblebee pins.
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Well, some of them
poked themselves with it,
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so now they have stickers.
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But still, Maddie is
right where she belongs.
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I wouldn't beat
yourself up.
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Well, who can I beat up,
you know?
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Just show me
where a gifted kid is,
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and I'll just
take him out,
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and then Maddie
can slide right in there.
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That was just a joke.
It was a joke.
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Please don't put me
on some kind of list.
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(microwave beeps)
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Excuse me. I have to go rotate
my lasagna.
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See, it's a pizza
that's stacked like a bunk bed.
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Wow, I just blew your mind.
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Hey, Ben.
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Yeah?
Can I talk to you?
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Yeah. I'll be back
to work out the financials.
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Oh, hey, can I hold
that glass for a second?
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Sure. Why?
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Because when you hear
the bad news
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I'm about to tell you,
you're gonna want
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to smash it on the floor.
Wow. Okay. Hit me.
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Matt Swan took your bunk bed
pizza idea.
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What? How could he do
that to me?!
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We were friends!
That was my idea!
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Ooh, I want to smash something
to the ground!
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You were so right
to take that from me.
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You guys, Maddie didn't get
into the gifted program.
What?
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And you know what her
teacher basically said?
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It's because I'm a single mom.
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You know what this
single mom did?
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I stole
this curriculum handbook.
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I put it down my pants.
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Ew! Gross!
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It's a good thing I was wearing
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these mid-rise
jeans today.
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Yeah, that's great,
you know, for Maddie.
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What about the other kids
that didn't get
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into the gifted program?
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Who are missing out
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because someone is probably
stealing their ideas?
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Who's putting stuff
down their pants for them?!
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This is perfect.
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Thank you so much
for getting me in.
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Fake me would totally
be a member here.
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Now listen, I am going
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to tell her that
you are my interior designer.
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What?!
Let's call you "Paolo."
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And you're from
some remote little town...
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Oh, here's the old bag.
(chuckles)
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She looks terrible.
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Where am I from?!
What's my backstory?!
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Just make it up
on the fly?
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There isn't enough time!
I'm not ready!
What is wrong with you?
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Sit down!
Paolo, chill!
Develop a character!
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WOMAN:
Darling!
Hi!
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Hi, you little celebrity.
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Oh.
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Oh. I see you've still
got those shoulders.
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Like a statue,
aren't you?
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Yeah, like an old cat.
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Ah, the statue
and the cat.
So,
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why are you here?
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Oh, it's regarding my health.
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Oh.
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I'm having the dark circles
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under my eyes removed
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by having fat injected
from my earlobes.
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Right. Yeah,
I was gonna do that,
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but my earlobes
weren't fat enough.
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Oh.
So my doctor
refused.
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(laughs)
This is so crazy.
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He proposed.
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Was that before or
after the Saudi prince?
250
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,774
(sputters and laughs)
251
00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,229
I can't... So many proposals.
252
00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:30,197
I... think my friend Paolo,
253
00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,867
my interior designer,
254
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,935
who I want you to meet,
might remember. Paolo?
255
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,144
Yes?
256
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,635
Come over!
257
00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:37,907
(with accent):
I am Paolo.
258
00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:41,645
My mother's name is Sophia, and
my father's name is... Paolo.
259
00:09:41,682 --> 00:09:43,252
Oh.
Wonderful
to meet you.
260
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,263
Mmm. Sweet like candy.
261
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,888
Oh?
Oh, I see
this table.
262
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,123
I'm disgusted.
I will fix it.
263
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:51,988
It's disgusting,
264
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,055
not worthy of you.
265
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,093
I am Paolo.
266
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,697
Wonderful decor!
267
00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:58,669
Purple colors,
yellow colors.
268
00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:01,797
Hey.
269
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,335
What's going on?
270
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,770
Ah, nothing.
Just chillin'.
271
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:06,936
Yeah?
Yeah, totally
just chillin'.
272
00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,114
Yeah.
Yeah?
273
00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:09,641
Remember when you, um,
274
00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,307
stole that gifted,
uh, kid's folder
275
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:12,384
from Maddie's school--
276
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,282
which I'm pretty sure is,
like a federal crime--
277
00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,854
and I didn't judge you?
278
00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,153
What did you do?
279
00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:18,254
And remember what
you were saying
280
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,315
about how Maddie didn't
get into the gifted program?
281
00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,152
Well, I started thinking
about how it wasn't fair.
282
00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:22,718
Ben, what did you do?
283
00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:26,256
BOY:
Mr. Fox, Norman locked
himself outside again.
284
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:29,763
NORMAN:
Please help me!
285
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,927
I'm starving!
I need water!
286
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,725
BEN:
I got a little
carried away.
287
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,370
I stole the B-Squad.
288
00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,735
Please let me in!
289
00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:45,110
Okay, okay.
Thank you, Diane.
290
00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,705
Next time my brother decides
291
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,317
to spontaneously take your kid
home from school,
292
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,148
I will be sure
to get permission first.
293
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,853
Not that that's gonna happen
again.
294
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,445
Okay, bye.
That was the last one.
295
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,016
And you are really lucky
that I saw Kevin's mom
296
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,186
sideswipe that school bus
and then just drive away.
297
00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,685
Otherwise, this would
be really serious.
This is serious.
298
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,358
We're gonna give
these kids everything
299
00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:03,795
that those rich kids have.
300
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:04,831
Oh, boy.
With their laptops
301
00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,895
and their fancy Thermoses.
302
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:09,904
I really, I don't think
it's like a rich thing,
303
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,907
but I'm with you. I think we
should start with teaching them
304
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:12,969
the Pledge of Allegiance.
305
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:13,866
"I pledge allegiance
306
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,837
to the flag."
307
00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:17,906
If I wanted these kids bored, I
would have left them at school.
308
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,345
No?
Maddie,
309
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,719
what are those so-called
gifted kids doing today?
310
00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:22,779
They're going
to the planetarium.
311
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:23,746
Of course they are.
312
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,894
All right, well, if
those nerds can do it,
313
00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:26,749
so can we.
314
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:28,357
We're all going
to the planetarium.
315
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:29,758
ALL:
Yeah!
316
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,760
Sounds like a plan, Mr. Fox.
317
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,732
Let's do this.
318
00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:36,031
Okay, I love this guy.
319
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,773
Okay, everybody on.
320
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:38,898
BEN:
All right, troops,
321
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:39,902
this is your captain speaking,
322
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,743
Ben Fox.
323
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:42,869
And I'm your co-captain.
324
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,773
I'm Kate Fox.
325
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,265
Give it back.
You're first officer.
326
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,876
You know how to get
to the planetarium.
327
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:48,878
Just look it up
on your phone, Kate.
328
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:49,939
And waste a valuable
329
00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:52,077
learning opportunity?
(scoffs)
330
00:11:52,112 --> 00:11:53,852
I'm just gonna...
331
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:55,121
Ladies and gentlemen,
332
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,778
this is your co-captain,
Kate Fox.
333
00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:57,917
Sometimes, you're gonna run
334
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,291
into situations
where you don't have
335
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:00,519
a fancy phone.
336
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,223
So it's just gonna be you
337
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,215
and your wits, Norman.
338
00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,287
So today,
339
00:12:05,325 --> 00:12:07,755
we're going old school,
you guys.
340
00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,525
Brains and beauty.
341
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,772
Okay, who wants to learn
the Pledge of Allegiance?
342
00:12:11,799 --> 00:12:13,869
Well, at least he
blacked out my face.
343
00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,801
This place really
is something.
344
00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:16,966
I own it.
345
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:19,844
You know, it always astounds me
346
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,913
what certain people
consider to be class.
347
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:25,252
Yeah, I'm more
of a silent partner.
348
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,118
Well, I think
I'll go to the loo.
349
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,918
Why don't you order
another round?
350
00:12:30,951 --> 00:12:33,051
Maybe if I have a little
bit more to drink,
351
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:36,156
I can imagine this place
to be a little nicer.
352
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:38,159
Lovely.
353
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,831
Okay. I see what you're
354
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,930
saying about your mom, but
you need to be honest with her
355
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,932
if you ever want to have
a real relationship.
356
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,434
Our relationship is built
357
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,125
on a very delicate web
358
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,837
of passive aggression and lies.
359
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:49,939
Why would I want
to destroy something
360
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:51,940
so beautiful?
361
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,512
BJ, any mom would be
impressed by your life.
362
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,841
Sure, you're mean sometimes,
like just rude,
363
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,077
and your boyfriend eats chicken
364
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,411
while watching you shower,
which has really stuck with me.
365
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,317
No napkin required.
366
00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:03,919
He just gets in with me
when he's full.
367
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,321
BJ, I feel so strongly
about you being honest
368
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,463
with your mom, you've left me
with no other choice.
369
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,518
Don't you dare.
370
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,327
The glasses are coming off.
Don't.
371
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,159
They're coming off, BJ.
Tommy, it makes me very anxious.
372
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,864
Don't even!
Tommy, it's even worse
373
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,156
when you only do it halfway.
374
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:18,467
Please, put them back up.
375
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,898
Fine, I can tell the truth.
376
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,973
I can tell her the truth.
Put them back on.
377
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,542
I am Paolo.
378
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,541
I don't understand this.
379
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,383
How can 34th Street be here
380
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,438
and then just stop
and then it's over here.
381
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,847
It doesn't make...
Look, as long as we're lost
in this part of town,
382
00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:33,980
like, might as well
383
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:34,854
get the kids some food.
384
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,452
It looks like they
got a pizza place
385
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,383
over there, you know.
386
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:38,447
Maybe we just grab
387
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:39,545
a fresh slice of 'za.
388
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,146
Maybe some sausage.
Ben,
389
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,988
did you drive us
over to Bunk Bed Pizza?
390
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,464
Well, you couldn't find
the planetarium,
391
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,562
so I had to take
us someplace.
392
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,004
Who wants to eat some pizza?
393
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:49,959
ALL:
Yeah!
394
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,067
Yeah!
395
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,173
Wait, you guys. Be careful.
396
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,872
Ben, wait for us.
397
00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:59,074
(horns honking)
Ben, what are you doing?
398
00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:00,866
It's too late!
I've already committed myself.
399
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:04,208
This is not part
of the lesson, okay?
400
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,054
Hey, eating with a fork?
Come on!
401
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,920
Thank you, Ben. Appreciate it.
402
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,491
Hey, Ben.
403
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,520
Twice in one week.
404
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:15,924
You stole Bunk Bed Pizza.
405
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,926
(bell dings)
Bunk Bed Pizza.
406
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:18,888
You get top bunk.
407
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:20,056
Wait, hold on.
408
00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,563
I didn't steal anything.
409
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,704
You sold it to me
in college
410
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:26,069
for 11 beers and all my
martial arts training manuals.
411
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,899
Yeah, but I never expected you
to make it into like, a thing.
412
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:29,896
This is, like, a full,
413
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,907
like, fully realized thing.
414
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,909
Look, I-I don't know
what to tell you.
415
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,911
I-I believed in the idea
and I stuck with it.
416
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:39,114
Well, Bunk Bed Pizza was mine.
417
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,606
Bunk Bed Pizza.
You get the top bunk.
418
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,617
I don't care!
It's his job.
419
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,949
You can expect a very
tersely worded e-mail
420
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,016
from my friend's wife,
who is an attorney.
421
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,415
She wears suits, bro.
422
00:14:54,094 --> 00:14:54,894
KATE:
We made it, you guys.
423
00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:55,928
By the time we leave
the planetarium,
424
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:56,933
we are going to know
425
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,004
about the entire universe.
426
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,940
What? Closed at 5:00?
427
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,699
(pounding on door)
No.
428
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,106
I know you guys are in there.
429
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:06,008
You ju closed.
430
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,106
Why did I think
it closed at 6:00?
431
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:12,252
Okay, I feel like everybody
can get back on the shuttle.
432
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:15,219
Obviously, I was going
to screw this up.
433
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,548
You want to know who the captain
434
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,093
of the B-squad is? It's me.
435
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,088
I am a disaster,
436
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,590
and it's not even just this;
it's everything.
437
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,961
Maddie didn't pass that test
because look who her mom is.
438
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,062
Look at me.
439
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:28,103
I suck!
You suck?
440
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:32,098
Dude, I let Matt Swan make
a fortune off of my idea
441
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:34,032
because I was too lazy
to follow through.
442
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:35,137
I suck.
Yeah, you do suck.
443
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,438
Hey, you suck.
444
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:40,509
You made us late because
of stupid Matt Swan, Ben.
445
00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:41,740
You suck.
446
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,084
You suck.
Yeah.
447
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,080
I suck!
Well, I suck, too.
448
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,482
Whatever, yeah, I suck more.
449
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,083
So? What are you gonna do
about it?
450
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:49,615
I'm gonna tear this
whole place down.
451
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:52,049
Starting with that
stupid statue!
452
00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,321
Help me...
453
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,155
tear this...
454
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:59,590
son of a bitch... down!
455
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,026
(groaning)
456
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,562
It's so heavy!
457
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,127
TOMMY:
Hey, BJ.
458
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,666
How'd it go with your mom?
459
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:08,740
It was really good.
460
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:10,998
I didn't tell her the truth,
but it was really good.
461
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,008
Figured as much, which is why
I told her to meet me here.
462
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,180
What? Here?
463
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,008
Tommy, I don't want her
to know I work here.
464
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,054
Look, she needs
to know the truth.
465
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,408
You know I hate the truth.
466
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,250
(whispering):
I am so angry with you.
467
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,563
Can I help you?
468
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,734
You just did.
469
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,202
(grunts)
470
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,100
I came here to meet someone.
471
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,532
You just did.
472
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,097
I'm Buddy.
473
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,135
What's that short for?
474
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,070
Nothing.
475
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,214
Matter of fact,
476
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:48,638
it's long for something.
477
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:49,735
(exhales)
478
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,336
Guess my drink.
479
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,209
Chardonnay.
480
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,247
Four fingers.
481
00:16:55,282 --> 00:16:57,122
Neat.
482
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,658
(moans)
Wait a minute.
483
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:07,363
What am I doing?
484
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,064
I'm not available, obviously.
485
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,197
She is a very lucky woman.
486
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,132
She really, really is.
She got a great rack, too.
487
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,167
You want to see them? BJ!
488
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,743
Get those sweet cans
over here, baby.
489
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,110
Go.
490
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,569
I hate you so much.
491
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,779
Hi, Mom.
492
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,347
Whoa.
493
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,009
You guys are mother
and daughter?
494
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,376
Is this man your boyfriend?
495
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,146
Were you trying
to sleep with him?
Of course.
496
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,185
Look at him.
497
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,550
He's a majestic Clydesdale.
498
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,087
His eyes
499
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:38,163
are like a blizzard
I want to get lost in.
500
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:42,159
This is classic Wendy.
501
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,155
Oh, don't listen to her.
502
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,356
I only slept with one
503
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,097
of her boyfriends,
and she was 16.
504
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,433
I mean, how serious
could that be?
505
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,271
That takes me back.
506
00:17:51,304 --> 00:17:53,374
Just like the old days.
507
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,106
(exhales)
508
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,882
I just never thought that
you'd approve of my life enough
509
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,150
to try and ruin it.
510
00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,209
Oh.
511
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,117
That means a lot.
512
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,279
I missed you, Mom.
513
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:05,487
Hug.
514
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:07,688
(chuckles)
Oh.
515
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,428
That was the second maddest
516
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:13,829
I've ever been at a statue.
517
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:17,130
(chuckles)
It was a really
good effort, though.
518
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,274
It was.
519
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:19,068
You know, if you attack
520
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,198
all of your business
ideas like that,
521
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,235
nothing would get in your way.
522
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,170
(chuckles)
Yeah.
523
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:28,514
You feeling any better?
524
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:31,311
No.
525
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,354
No, not really.
526
00:18:33,380 --> 00:18:35,920
I know it's dumb,
527
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,618
but I really wanted to get her
to the planetarium.
528
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:46,263
Look, I know sometimes
that you don't think
529
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,493
you're a good mom,
530
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,797
but look how far
531
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,929
you went for her today.
532
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,704
The fact that
you don't let Maddie
533
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,943
settle for second best,
534
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,668
that's what makes you
an A-squad mom.
535
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,865
And besides, we don't need
some stupid planetarium
536
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,177
to see the stars.
537
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,216
I think it's so cool, Mom.
538
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,324
Whoo! Whoo!
539
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,193
(laughter)
540
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,391
Are you ready for
some Bunk Bed Pizza?
541
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,463
Ah.
Yeah.
Yeah!
542
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,331
Oh, yeah.
543
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,430
Here we go. Oh.
544
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,799
What is in these things?
It's like...
545
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,231
one bite and
I'm full for days.
546
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:30,297
That's because it's crust,
sauce, cheese, and then...
547
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,867
And then another pizza.
548
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,406
Who is this kid?
549
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:35,581
Who does he remind me of?
550
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,808
Beej, how was your mom?
551
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,513
She tried to have sex
with Buddy.
552
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,845
Oh, my God, no.
You must be so happy.
553
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,280
I was.
554
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,245
I really was.
555
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,553
I got to hand it to Matt Swan.
556
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:46,424
He really knows how to
make another man's pie.
557
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,523
BOY:
How many pieces can I have?
558
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,315
Well, there's nine of you
559
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,227
plus me and Ben
560
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,829
plus BJ and Tommy...
561
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,500
So there's five pizzas
and there's eight slices.
562
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,659
Each person gets to have three,
563
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,227
and one person gets
to have four.
564
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,526
Baby, that's really good.
565
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,502
(whispering):
Ben, is she right?
566
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,567
Yeah, my phone says she's right.
567
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,238
You are so smart.
568
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,736
You're so smart.
569
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,877
You know, your dad was
really good with math.
570
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,512
I think that's where
you get that from.
571
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,417
And you know, if you have any
questions about him, Maddie,
572
00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:18,620
you can ask me.
573
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:21,351
Okay.
574
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,288
Okay.
575
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,292
You know what you got
from your uncle Ben?
576
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,364
What?
577
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,962
Your sense of humor.
578
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,933
And you know how
you're always really good
579
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,931
with the other kids? You get
that from your uncle Tommy.
580
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,274
What do I get
from Auntie BJ?
581
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,740
Impeccable manners, sweetie.
582
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,739
"I pledge allegiance
583
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,441
"something flag,
584
00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:42,913
United States of America."
585
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:46,412
ALL:
"And to the republicans,
which in the sand,
586
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:51,276
"under God, who is invisible,
587
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,788
with liberty
and justice for Paul."
588
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,050
Amen.
589
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,387
(laughter)
590
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,433
(screaming)
591
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,933
To the clubhouse!
592
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,331
Stay calm!
593
00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:04,303
No, no, no, wait!
594
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,571
Wait! Agh!
595
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,628
Wait, guys, guys, stop!
596
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,767
Proving that
for this all-girls soccer team,
597
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:13,442
the real goal
should have been staying alive.
598
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:15,483
And now, the weather.
599
00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:16,378
Good evening, folks.
600
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,479
I'm your co-anchor,
Houston Lightning.
601
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:20,511
The weatherman.
I'm the co-anchor,
Houston Lightning.
602
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:21,907
You're the weatherman, Houston.
603
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,378
Call me co-anchor
or I'm walking.
604
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,076
That's fine. Just do it.
I'm out of here.
605
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,517
From all of us
at Channel 2 News, myself,
606
00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,015
and our tireless crew,
good night,
607
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,816
stay hydrated, and remember:
608
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,888
the only safe squirrel
is a dead one.
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