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Coffee for you.

Thank you, thanks

I love you

I love you, too

Jesus! Will, are you okay?

I don't know, I guess we'll find out later when I get my results

Wrong fucking way!

Fuck! Disgusting

Excuse me

Hello? Alright? I'm a bit lost, can you help?

Yeah, I'm lost, too

Really? But you have a map?

I know but this is about 30 or 40 years old so it's actually not being any use

Okay, what about that compass you have there?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the compass is broken

Okay, you have a map and a compass but neither of them work?

Yeah

That is really doolally innit?

- Yeah, I guess you're right

Alright then, bye

Thanks

Right … I gotta go.

Have a nice day.

- And you

I love you.

I love you, too. Bye

You're not from round here

Where you from?

- London

Yeah, I thought so

Where you going?

John O'Groats

On this thing?

Jesus!

What is it, some sort of charity thing?

Charity? No?

What’s it for?

For me.

For you?

You’re crazy. You’re not right.

You have arrived at your destination

Goodbye

Sorry

Hi, my name is Will Parker, I'm here for my test results

- Second door on your left

Okay, thanks

What the fuck am I doing?

Worst decision ever

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck ...

Argh, fuck!

Fucking piece of shit

Will? Hello?

What’s all this? What’s going on?

I am so sorry.

What are you talking about, what’s the matter?

I love you. You know how much I care about you. So, I need you to leave.

What? What the fuck are you talking about?

I can't do this with you - I need you to go, I can't put you through this

- Is this about the results?

Yes, please, just ...

Just go

- Let me help you?

No, I'm not gonna have you go through what I have to go through, I just want you to leave

Don't do this, Will? Please, I want to help?

No! I don't want you here

Please just go?

Just leave. Just leave, please?

I'm so sorry

- These are just some of the many dangers of life in the wild. Now fatally wounded, the wolf instinctively knows that his continued presence will only burden and endanger his pack

And so - reluctantly - he must abandon them. Alone and facing certain death, his sacrifice to become a lone wolf will increase his pack's chances of survival

Although lonely and perilous, his isolation is for the greater good

For fuck's sakes

Answer, you bastard

Will? Pick up the phone

I know you're in there. Just let me in. Please, Will?Don't do this, please don't do this?

Will?

Fuck it

Morning?

Morning

Shame about the weather, aye?

Yeah, it's not great, is it?

Do you mind me asking? What are you doing?

I'm on a journey, I'm-

- Hang on

Okay

Yeah, as I was saying ... I'm on this journey from Land’s End in Cornwall up to John O’Groats in Scotland, sea-to-sea, 874 miles

Okay, but what does that have to do with taking a selfie?

It’s like my way of marking the journey, I'm taking them, leaving them behind. It's like " I was there". You know what I mean?

I have no idea what you're talking about. Sounds like bull-shit to me

Wait! I don’t suppose you know where I can get a decent cup of coffee, do you? I've been gagging for one for ages and it's all shit wherever I go?

Don't drink coffee, it artificially raises the heartbeat, you should drink more water

Your route has been planned, perform a U-turn when possible

perform a U-turn when possible

Here we go

Hey, how are you?

I’m okay. How are you?

I'm great. What are you doing?

Nothing. Just thinking …

Yeah? Thinking about what?

Nothing … Everything … I’m just thinking.

But you’re not thinking about doing anything stupid, are you?

No

Hey man, wait up, just a sec ...

Seriously, who are you? What the fuck do you want?

I’m Will … I’m a friend.

A friend? Look: I don’t know you, you don’t know me. Just leave me alone

Okay, so we don't know each other. Let’s change that.

Let's go for a coffee? Have a chat?

Seriously? You wanna go for a coffee with a random bloke you just met? I could be a fucking psychopath

- Are you a psychopath?

No

- Well, there you go. Come on, let's go for a drink

Look, okay, Will ...

I’ll come for a drink with you on one condition?

Sure, name it?

Instead of a coffee, we make it a beer?

- I can do that

You have arrived at your destination

Home sweet home

Goodbye

Right then

To journeys!

- To journeys! Cheers

So, Will ... what was life before this trip then? What was your job?

I copied stuff. Copy copy copy. What about you?

I don't really have a job

- That's tough man

Yeah

Where's next?

I don't actually know

- You don't know where you're going?

To be honest - I've spent most of the journey so far, lost and confused.

All the maps I have are out of date and don't have the new roads on them. My compass is broken and I have very little idea of what I'm doing

What's the deal? Why the journey?Why sea-to-sea?

It's like a compulsion

A compulsion?

Yeah, I'm fucking compelled to do it, don't know why, don't care why, just got to get to the sea

- I’ll drink to that.

Cheers!

Excuse me?

My Dad used to live here a long time ago back in the 70s. I'm trying to find out about him

Could you take a look at the photo, see if you recognise him?

- Yeah, sure

No, I'm sorry

Alright, thanks anyway

- No, I've not seen him, sorry

Nah, I haven't either mate, sorry about that

- Thanks anyway, cheers

No, I don't recognise him at all, sorry mate

- Thanks

So, Will ... what is the deal with the pictures? Why the photographs?

I pin them, I pin them up, everywhere I go. On trees, on posts

For who?

I just feel like someday, someone will come across one of them and that will make it all worthwhile

That makes no fucking sense

You're a funny man, Will

It's my way of saying "I was here". I fucking existed.

It's just something I've got to do

Like a compulsion

Fair enough

Will? Can I ask you a question?

Sure man

Are you scared?

Scared of what?

Of death?

I don't even know. I'm scared of not making it to the sea

- I mean if it was me, and I was dying any day now, I'd be a fucking mess

I mean more of a mess ... that I am now

But, Will? Seriously though, I mean, I ...

I'm so glad I met you today

If you hadn't been there ...

Will?

Will?

I give up

Destination: home

Oh fuck!

- Hey!

I'm sorry

- God, why can't you be more careful? Why don't you look where you were going? You idiot

I'm sorry, are you okay?

- I'm fine but you could have killed my dog

Is he alright?

- Yes, he's fine but in future make sure you look where you're going you silly idiot

I'm sorry

Come on, Marlowe

Fuck it

Excuse me?

Can you help?

I'm trying to find out about my parents, they used to live here in the late 70s, early 80s

- Gerry?

Yeah, that's my Dad

- You're William?

Yeah, that's me in the photo

- Oh my God

Hello?

Oh my God, I can’t believe it.

- Neither can I. I was just about ready to give up and go home

You know you look so like him?

- Really?

Yes, except you don't have that ridiculous moustache. Come on, my house is just over there

- Elizabeth, what I don’t understand – and what I’m trying to figure out is why did he leave?

If my mum – his wife – just died in labour why would he go off on some pointless bike ride?

Well, it was something they always talked about, so when your mother died, he just had to go off on this bike ride

He took your Mother's ashes with him and he intended to scatter them in the sea at John O’Groats

- So, what actually happened then? I know there was some kind of car accident?

Yes

He'd nearly finished his journey, and he got knocked down by a car in a little village in the Highlands called Lochend

I have some of Gerry’s old stuff in my shed. I even have his old bike. You must take it with you.

- No, it’s yours. You keep it.

No, I insist

- I really appreciate it but …

Well, I've had this bike for a long time, I haven't ridden it for ages, I'm sure it still works ...

... and there's various other bits and pieces, he certainly would have wanted you to have it

- Thank you, but I …

No, no argument, I insist

There it is. You know it wasn’t actually your Father’s bike, it was your Father’s Father’s, your Grandfather’s?

Do you want to grab it, there's also this box here, and that projector thingy?

- Great, thank you

Anyway, William, why did you decide to come back now?

- I don’t know really. I've looked up the village before on the internet but I didn't have that much to go on

... just their names, address and that old picture

I'd always meant to do it properly - find out everything - but life just got in the way

- Well, I’m really glad you decided to come back

So am I. Thanks for this, Elizabeth

- You're welcome

Hi

Land’s End to John O’Groats?

Yeah. John O’Groats to Land’s End?

Yeah, it's killing me

Me too

Do you know where you can get a decent cup of coffee around here?

I haven't had a decent cup of coffee in ages

Me neither

Good luck

- You too

Hey

- Hello

I'm sorry, I can't

- What the fuck, man?

I have a girlfriend

- So?

So I can't do this, I can't, I'm sorry

Oh fuck!

Hello?

Hello?

Fucking wanker!

Fuck you!

Shit!

Let's do it!

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Your route has been planned, perform a U-turn when possible

You have arrived at your destination

Goodbye

Wait!

Wait!

Mate, come with us

Come quick, just come with us

- Okay

Hey guys, we found someone

Here you go

Write down your wish

- Cheers, mate

Send it off

- Everybody ready?

Yeah

- Is everyone ready?

Yeah

And go!

Hello? Hello? Anyone there?

Oh my God!

- Would you like a cup of coffee?

I'm so sorry

- Just a wee call of nature, you help yourself, man

I didn't mean to steal it - well, I did - but you don't understand. The last 2 weeks I've been on the road and I've been trying to get coffee and it's all been shit but ...

.. this magic stuff, it's amazing. It's everything I've needed, it's gonna get me there, I'm gonna make it thanks to you

Take some, have it, thank you, I love you, mwah!

Yes!

- Fucking hell!

Hi, it's me. Look, I'm worried about you, I miss you

Can you please let me know you're okay, please?

Hi, it's me again. God, I miss you

Can you please let me know you're alright, I'm worried sick? I've not heard from you in weeks?

Please? Will? I love you

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

No, no, no

No fucking way!