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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:09,531 Previously onYoung Sheldon... Maybe it's time 2 00:00:09,574 --> 00:00:11,359 to take a breakfrom your college classes. 3 00:00:11,402 --> 00:00:13,665 What? Why? I've gotten straight As. 4 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:16,581 I know you're smart enoughfor college. 5 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:19,367 I'm just not sureyou're mature enough. 6 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,760 I hope you know you're jeopardizing our relationship. 7 00:00:21,804 --> 00:00:23,284 I will take that risk. 8 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:25,460 You know I'll eventually wear you down. 9 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:28,028 We'll see. I'm pretty tough. 10 00:00:28,071 --> 00:00:31,205 After everything that I've donefor you and your family. 11 00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:33,685 You give my grandson a job, so I'm supposed to marry you? 12 00:00:33,729 --> 00:00:37,428 Well, you can forget I even asked. 13 00:00:41,780 --> 00:00:43,043 No. 14 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:44,609 You're fired. 15 00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:46,176 R-Really? 16 00:00:46,220 --> 00:00:48,004 Get out of my store. 17 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,266 Now. 18 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:54,271 In every young man's life, 19 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:57,448 there are milestones along the road to independence. 20 00:00:57,492 --> 00:01:00,147 Squashing one's very first bug. 21 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:01,626 Aah! 22 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,411 Tending to one's own boo-boo. 23 00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:07,067 Not today, germs. Not today. 24 00:01:07,110 --> 00:01:09,547 And preparing a favorite meal 25 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,897 without one's mommy. 26 00:01:11,941 --> 00:01:13,247 Can you open this? 27 00:01:13,290 --> 00:01:15,858 I'm making spaghetti with hot dogs cut up in it. 28 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:18,208 You know there's a ladythat does that for us, right? 29 00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:20,080 Yes, but she's not here right now. 30 00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,125 That's why I'm watching Oprah. 31 00:01:22,169 --> 00:01:23,648 I would like to introduce each 32 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:25,389 of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 33 00:01:25,433 --> 00:01:27,522 Leonardo... 34 00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:28,914 I was not alone 35 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:30,655 in asserting my independence that day. 36 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,924 This tiny slice of hot dog also 37 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:41,492 seemed to yearn for freedom. 38 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:48,456 But sometimes... 39 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:49,544 freedom comes at a cost. 40 00:01:49,587 --> 00:01:51,763 In this case, 41 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:55,419 a lowly disc of processed meat... 42 00:01:59,597 --> 00:02:02,861 would nearly tear my family apart. 43 00:02:21,445 --> 00:02:24,492 Where the heck did it go? 44 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:34,023 Do we have another flashlight? 45 00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:36,852 A slice of hot dog rolled under the refrigerator. 46 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:39,376 There's a flashlight in Mom's nightstand. 47 00:02:39,420 --> 00:02:40,595 Totally, dude.Totally. 48 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:52,911 Find the flashlight? 49 00:02:52,955 --> 00:02:54,391 Yes. 50 00:02:54,435 --> 00:02:57,220 I also found this letter from Caltech. 51 00:02:57,264 --> 00:02:59,222 I wonder why she was hiding it. 52 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:00,832 So read it. 53 00:03:00,876 --> 00:03:02,921 I'm not allowed to. It's not addressed to me. 54 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:04,271 Who cares? 55 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:06,403 The U.S. Postal Service is a government agency. 56 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:07,752 Mail is protected by federal law. 57 00:03:07,796 --> 00:03:09,189 I'll read it.Don't. 58 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:11,060 If you do, I'll be an accessory to the crime. 59 00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:14,324 Interesting. 60 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:15,543 What does it say? 61 00:03:15,586 --> 00:03:16,761 No, don't tell me. 62 00:03:18,241 --> 00:03:19,895 Okay, tell me. No, don't! 63 00:03:19,938 --> 00:03:22,332 Sheldon, if I tell youbut you never look at it, 64 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:24,421 then you didn't breakthe law, right? 65 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:28,947 Law offices of Morris, Morris & Yorn. 66 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:30,558 Janice speaking. 67 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:33,865 Hello. I'd like to speak to either Morris, Morris or Yorn. 68 00:03:33,909 --> 00:03:35,998 May I ask what it is in regard to? 69 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:37,782 Well, I was slicing a hot dog... 70 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,698 What's up? 71 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:44,049 I was wondering if you couldtalk to Dale for me. 72 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:45,573 Why? 73 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:46,965 Wait a minute. 74 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:48,271 He fired you? 75 00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:50,230 Yeah. 76 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:52,319 After you gave him the money back? 77 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:53,798 He didn't tell you? 78 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:58,803 We haven't exactly been on speaking terms lately. 79 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,850 I didn't know. 80 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:05,506 But we're about to be on yelling terms. 81 00:04:05,549 --> 00:04:07,856 This is exciting. 82 00:04:07,899 --> 00:04:09,684 So if I don't actually look at the letter, 83 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,120 legally I'm in the clear? 84 00:04:11,163 --> 00:04:13,557 Thank you. This has been very helpful. 85 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:15,820 And if in the future, you have any physics questions, 86 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,387 Janice has my info. 87 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:19,041 Pizza time! 88 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:21,173 Missy, you can legally tell mewhat's in the letter. 89 00:04:21,217 --> 00:04:24,176 See... 90 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:26,178 here's where it gets fun. 91 00:04:26,222 --> 00:04:27,702 Come on! 92 00:04:30,008 --> 00:04:31,488 Ballard's. 93 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:32,620 What's wrong with you?! 94 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:34,970 I'm sorry. Who is this? 95 00:04:35,013 --> 00:04:38,408 You know, you can be mad at me all you want, 96 00:04:38,452 --> 00:04:40,671 but don't take it out on my grandson. 97 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,499 Well, he let the store get robbed. 98 00:04:42,543 --> 00:04:44,588 And he paid you the money back. 99 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:45,850 Like he should've. 100 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:48,244 You know, 101 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,594 I was actually starting to feel bad for you, 102 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:52,466 and now I don't. 103 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:54,294 Yeah. Well, thanks for calling. 104 00:04:58,210 --> 00:04:59,473 Say cheese. 105 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,605 Cheese. 106 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:04,260 Now tell me what was in that letter. 107 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,350 You're pretty crankyfor a princess rodeo clown. Missy! 108 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,221 Caltech wants youto go to school there. 109 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:11,833 Really? 110 00:05:11,876 --> 00:05:13,661 They want to talkto Mom and Dad about it. 111 00:05:15,097 --> 00:05:17,621 I can't believe she would hide that from me. 112 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:19,580 Whatever. Put your nose back on. 113 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:22,974 I'm home. 114 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:24,672 Would you care to explain this letter, 115 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:27,675 which I didn't read but legallyknow the contents of? 116 00:05:35,770 --> 00:05:37,206 Well? 117 00:05:37,249 --> 00:05:39,382 What were you doing, going through my nightstand? 118 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:41,210 You answer my question first. 119 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:44,082 I am your mother, and I don'tneed to answer anything. 120 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:45,780 How could you not tell me 121 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:47,738 that Caltech wants meto go to school there? 122 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:49,697 Because you're not going, so it doesn't matter. 123 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,220 So I don't get a say in this? 124 00:05:51,263 --> 00:05:53,570 Actually, no, which is why 125 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:56,312 that letter is addressed to the parentsof Sheldon Cooper. 126 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,010 So Dad was okay hiding this from me? 127 00:05:59,054 --> 00:06:00,925 We are done having this discussion. 128 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:02,318 Go to your room. 129 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:06,366 Hey, what time does Fotomat close? 130 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:10,326 I was angry at my mother and needed more information. 131 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,415 While she told me to go to my room, 132 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,199 she didn't say stay there. 133 00:06:15,505 --> 00:06:18,726 Boy howdy, I do love a loophole. 134 00:06:18,769 --> 00:06:20,467 All right, who's hotter... 135 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:23,600 Cindy Crawford or Jessica Rabbit? 136 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:26,081 One's a person, one's a cartoon. 137 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,450 And you couldn't get either one of 'em. 138 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,824 Now answer the question.Dad. 139 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:31,478 What the hell are you doing here? 140 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:32,696 I need to talk to you. 141 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:34,655 How'd you even find me? 142 00:06:34,698 --> 00:06:36,700 It's not like you come homesmelling like coffee. 143 00:06:36,744 --> 00:06:39,486 What do you want, Sheldon? 144 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:40,965 I want to knowwhy no one told me 145 00:06:41,009 --> 00:06:43,054 about this recruitment letterfrom Caltech. 146 00:06:43,098 --> 00:06:45,448 Let me see that. 147 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:47,798 All right, let's get me drunk. 148 00:06:47,842 --> 00:06:48,712 Hi, Mr. Givens. 149 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:50,801 Aw, come on! 150 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:54,196 Hey. What are you doing with him? 151 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:55,719 I thought you were in your room. 152 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,547 Don't worry. I was. 153 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,027 I need to talkto your mother. 154 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,463 Go back to your room. All right. 155 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:02,465 And this time, stay there. 156 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:03,901 Aw. 157 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:06,382 You want to tell meabout this? 158 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:11,648 It came a couple of weeks ago, 159 00:07:11,692 --> 00:07:13,955 and since there's no way he's going to California, 160 00:07:13,998 --> 00:07:16,392 I didn't see the point in him knowing about it. 161 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,394 And when were you gonna tell me? 162 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,875 What difference does it make? 163 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:23,486 This says to the "parents" of Sheldon Cooper. 164 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:24,768 Last I checked, that was me, too. 165 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:27,969 You are making a big deal out of nothing. 166 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:29,753 This could bea huge opportunity for him. 167 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,494 I should at leastbe told about it. 168 00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,801 Okay, now you know. 169 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:36,083 You think you get to makethese decisions all by yourself? 170 00:07:36,107 --> 00:07:38,066 In this case, yeah. 171 00:07:38,109 --> 00:07:39,415 Well, you don't. 172 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,722 He's not just your son. He's my son, too. 173 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:46,248 He didn't feel like your son when he had chicken pox, 174 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:48,772 or every morning when I have to make his lunch. 175 00:07:48,816 --> 00:07:51,035 Well, he felt like my sonwhen I took him to Caltech, 176 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:53,734 where he clearly impresseda lot of people. 177 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:55,997 So you just want to ship our baby boy off 178 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,564 to California to live by himself? 179 00:07:57,607 --> 00:08:01,045 I want to be includedin decisions about his future. 180 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,980 If that means California, maybe I'll go with him. 181 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:04,875 He is not going anywhere. 182 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:07,051 You can go as far away as you want. 183 00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:25,679 This is weird. 184 00:08:25,722 --> 00:08:27,985 I think it's nice. 185 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:30,466 We don't usually get to chat, just us. 186 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,600 Yeah, I guess. 187 00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:36,907 How are things in school? 188 00:08:36,951 --> 00:08:38,822 Fine. 189 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:41,782 Still having fun at baseball? 190 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:47,875 So, any boys you like? 191 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:50,878 Hey. Thank God. 192 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,096 Where have you been? 193 00:08:52,140 --> 00:08:54,359 Trying to find a job, but no one's hiring. 194 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:55,796 I'm sorry. 195 00:08:55,839 --> 00:08:57,667 Grab a plate and sit with us. 196 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,234 I ain't hungry. 197 00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:01,497 So, where were we? 198 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,717 Boys. 199 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,806 Georgie, come back. 200 00:09:14,162 --> 00:09:17,121 I should'veshown you the letter. 201 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:18,906 Yeah, you should have. 202 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:22,039 I was going to eventually. 203 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,128 Sure you were. 204 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:27,610 You should know... 205 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:30,439 Caltech wasn'tthe only school that sent one. 206 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,618 Are you kidding me?! 207 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,925 Well, one was in New Jersey 208 00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:40,580 and one was all the wayin Germany. 209 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:43,060 Well, who says he can't go to school in New Jersey?! 210 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:45,280 I don't know. Maybe we'll all move to New Jersey. 211 00:09:45,323 --> 00:09:47,935 We're not moving to New Jersey, George. 212 00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,589 Well, I guess Mary has spoken. 213 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:51,808 Don't start 214 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:53,810 in with that. Yes, Your Majesty. 215 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:55,420 You know this is your fault. 216 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,640 You're the onewho read the letter. 217 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,207 You went in her nightstand. 218 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,078 I was only looking for a flashlight. 219 00:10:01,122 --> 00:10:03,211 It's not my fault Mom was hiding things there. 220 00:10:03,254 --> 00:10:04,667 They're fighting 'cause you're a freak. 221 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,041 That's your fault. 222 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:10,348 You know I'm right. 223 00:10:10,392 --> 00:10:12,133 This isn't about what's best for Sheldon, 224 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:13,917 this is about what's best for you. 225 00:10:17,312 --> 00:10:18,705 Where are you going? 226 00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,489 To sleep on the couch. 227 00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:26,321 baby, come here. 228 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,629 I want Dad. 229 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:36,157 Come on, let's get you back in bed. 230 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:55,219 How did these schoolseven hear about me? 231 00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,221 Well, if it's anything like sports, 232 00:10:57,265 --> 00:10:59,659 there's always recruiters looking for talent. 233 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,573 I really enjoyed visiting Caltech, 234 00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:03,619 but Princeton's an interesting choice. 235 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,708 Albert Einstein taught there. 236 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:08,580 Buddy, it's nice all these schools are interested, but... 237 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:12,323 California and New Jersey are really far away. 238 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,630 Now youdon't want me to go to college either? 239 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,414 I didn't say that. I'm just saying, 240 00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:19,461 given how young you are, we need to be realistic. 241 00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:21,158 I'll have you know I recently took care 242 00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:22,943 of my own boo-boo. And as grown-up 243 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,292 as that makes you sound, 244 00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,748 I don't think it's gonna convince your mother. 245 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,687 What willconvince her? 246 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,577 I don't know, but I'm sure between the two of us, 247 00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:30,864 we can come up with a plan. 248 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,822 Well, you managedto get her to marry you, 249 00:11:32,866 --> 00:11:35,520 so you do havea track record. 250 00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,697 Okay, 251 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,394 the "X" is you. 252 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,178 College is the goal. 253 00:11:41,222 --> 00:11:43,398 What stands between you and the goal line? 254 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,966 Mom.Exactly. 255 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,794 She's a tough opponent, so we got to be smart 256 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,099 about how we get around her. 257 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,361 Which won't be easy, 258 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:53,016 because she's got Jesuson her team. 259 00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:55,453 Boy howdy. 260 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,502 My God. 261 00:12:01,938 --> 00:12:03,461 You smoke? 262 00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:05,376 What? No. 263 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,552 Then your face is on fire. 264 00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,555 It's just the one. 265 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,688 I'm going through a rough patch. 266 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,298 What happened? 267 00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:17,345 The bookmark fall out of yourBible, and you lost your place? 268 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:18,912 No.You run out of room 269 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:22,002 on your fridge for Sheldon's perfect report cards? 270 00:12:32,055 --> 00:12:34,318 Hey, um... 271 00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:36,625 I was just kidding around. 272 00:12:37,669 --> 00:12:38,932 I know. 273 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,719 Why don't you come over here? 274 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,113 Really? 275 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,723 And bring the pack. 276 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,639 We'll go in the chicken coop, where God can't see us. 277 00:12:54,425 --> 00:12:57,167 So, we agree that the only way this is gonna happen right now 278 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:58,690 is if you stay local. 279 00:12:58,734 --> 00:13:00,997 I can always go away for grad school someday. 280 00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,391 And truth be told, I don't havethe emotional maturity 281 00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,523 to squish my own bugs. 282 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,438 Anyway, that leaves us with the big question: 283 00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,223 how do we get your mom on board 284 00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,790 with you going where Sturgis teaches? 285 00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:13,096 Well, how did you get her to agree to marry you? 286 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,900 That won't work. She doesn't drink anymore. 287 00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:21,191 So, George is mad at me, and Sheldon 288 00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,976 is mad at me, and... 289 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,717 honestly, I'm mad at me, too. 290 00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:28,459 Will you please give yourself a break? 291 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:31,071 All that you do for that family... 292 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,595 I am surprised you didn't crack years ago. 293 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:37,381 How do youhandle it all? 294 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,775 I'm sitting in a chicken coop drinking a wine cooler 295 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,256 at 11:00 a.m.... Clearly, I don't. 296 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:47,000 Shelly and this college stuffis killing me. 297 00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,828 I... I never went to college. 298 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:50,742 How can I prepare him? 299 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,744 Mary, if that kid is smart enough 300 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:55,138 to have colleges wanting him already, 301 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,749 he's got to be smart enough to figure it out. 302 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,229 Maybe. 303 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:06,236 It still hurts to hear him say he wants to leave. 304 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,672 I bet. 305 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,067 On the other hand, 306 00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,983 I'm worried my Billy will neverbe ready to leave. 307 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,072 Of course he will. 308 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,595 Damn. 309 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,162 Smoking, drinking, lying. 310 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,208 You're covering all the sins today. 311 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:26,735 This is terrible. 312 00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:27,997 You ready? 313 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,085 Yes. 314 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,435 Okay, we're rolling. 315 00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:34,221 Hello, Mother. I'd like to present my case 316 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:37,093 as to why I should be allowed togo to East Texas Tech next year. 317 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,617 And I'll keep it simple so you don't get confused. 318 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:40,662 Stop. 319 00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,882 Something in my teeth? 320 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,884 I brought you a snack. 321 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:45,972 Thanks. 322 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:51,412 So, I don't know if you heard me and your father 323 00:14:51,455 --> 00:14:53,370 having a disagreement last night... 324 00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:55,459 A "disagreement"? 325 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:56,634 Fine. A spat. 326 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,376 Okay, a fight. 327 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:02,814 I just want you to know that you do not need to worry. 328 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,643 It's kind of hard not to. 329 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,519 Sometimes moms and dads have fights, 330 00:15:11,562 --> 00:15:14,696 but it doesn't mean that they don't work things out. 331 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,916 Did you work it out? 332 00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,308 We're home. 333 00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,875 Eat your cookies. 334 00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:26,360 Why are you so late? 335 00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,318 Sheldon? 336 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,930 I've put together a presentationdetailing the reasons 337 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,757 why I should be allowed to go to college, 338 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,716 and I'd like you to watch it with an open mind. 339 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,764 I can do that. 340 00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:41,592 Excellent. 341 00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,464 Is Meemaw here? 342 00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:45,248 I smell cigarettes. 343 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,950 Thank you for this opportunity to plead my case. 344 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:54,040 And I'd like to thank my cameraman and driver, Dad. 345 00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:56,738 What, I'm not even, like, assistant director? 346 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:57,652 No. 347 00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,132 Sit back, enjoy. 348 00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:04,093 Hello. I'm Sheldon Cooper, 349 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,878 and this is Why Sheldon Cooper Should Go to College. 350 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:11,361 I realize attending college in another state or country 351 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,537 is unrealistic at this time. 352 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,670 Which is why I'm proposing that I live at home 353 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:17,585 but enroll full-time to continue my studies 354 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:19,761 with Dr. Sturgis at East Texas Tech. 355 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,852 I firmly believe that I'm readyfor this next step 356 00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:25,506 in my academic life. 357 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:28,161 But don't just take it from me... 358 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:30,293 He's ready. In the fall, 359 00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,208 now, just let him go. 360 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:33,905 Please. 361 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:36,865 I don't think I have anything left to teach Sheldon. 362 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,955 I'm pretty sure he's already smarter than me. 363 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,044 It's true. 364 00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,611 Honestly... 365 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,483 teaching Sheldon is the hardestthing I've ever had to do. 366 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:49,182 And I don't say that because he can be a pain. 367 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,619 I say that because he's so intelligent, 368 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:54,535 I had to study every night just to keep up. 369 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,104 I'm gonna miss him. 370 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,803 A student like Sheldon comes along... 371 00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,457 once in a lifetime. 372 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,851 This school is not gonna be the same without him. 373 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:09,245 But I know he's gonna do great things. 374 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:14,076 And I'm honored to have been a small part of it. 375 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,098 I'll chip in for gas money. I'll move him into his dorm. 376 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,775 What-Whatever you need. 377 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:20,039 Let's make it happen. 378 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,605 Hi, Mary. 379 00:17:21,649 --> 00:17:25,087 I know this must be a hard decision for you. 380 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,785 I can't tell you how to parent your child. 381 00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,700 I don't have children. 382 00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,354 But... 383 00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,617 I cantell you... 384 00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:36,533 that in all my years in academia, 385 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:37,839 I've never seen 386 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,015 a mind like Sheldon's. 387 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:44,759 He's truly extraordinary. 388 00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:47,196 And if you let him come here, 389 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:49,938 I promise we'll take good care of him. 390 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:56,727 ready for college, ready to change the world. 391 00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:58,468 Cut. 392 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,992 If that doesn't convince her, Idon't know what her problem is. 393 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,084 Well? 394 00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,611 Why don't you let meand your mom talk. 395 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:12,134 All right. 396 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:20,490 Well? 397 00:18:33,068 --> 00:18:35,636 I guess our baby's going to college. 398 00:19:04,752 --> 00:19:07,058 That was driving me crazy. 399 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,718 Thank you for getting me into college. 400 00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:22,552 You ready for this? 401 00:19:23,553 --> 00:19:24,902 Let's go. 402 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:30,691 After you. 403 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:32,867 Ooh. Why, thank you. 404 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,698 Dang! 405 00:19:37,741 --> 00:19:39,961 Nice! It ain't my first egging. 406 00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:44,183 Whoo! Good one! 407 00:19:44,226 --> 00:19:45,227 Ain't mine, neither. 408 00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:49,927 Here's for firing my grandson... 409 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:52,365 jackass! 410 00:19:52,408 --> 00:19:56,499 Captioning sponsored by CBS, WARNER BROS. TELEVISION 411 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:59,110 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 28667

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