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- Is this it?
- Yeah.
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I used to sneak off here
with your mom.
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Talk all night...
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about work, the universe,
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building a family.
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What's this say?
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- They always blame the Ludds.
- Okay.
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- Calm down.
- It's the great misdirect.
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The problem isn't capitalism's
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unholy alliance
with big data, no.
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It's those poor weirdos who want
to grow private vegetables.
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Oh, sorry.
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I got a text.
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The dead guy?
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Okay, the dead guy
has a name... Nathan.
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And, no.
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It's this guy I've kind of
been seeing.
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Casually.
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Byron.
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Byron?
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I like the sound of that.
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Sounds very living.
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Hey, Nathan has his charm.
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You ever think the reason
why you like Dead Nathan
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is because you've seen all
of his memories?
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- Maybe.
- I bet if you took the time
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to ask Alive Byron
some real questions,
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you'd find out some great stuff
about him.
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Just saying.
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Reply to Byron.
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Can't tonight.
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Real date tomorrow night?
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Okay.
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Your condom size is medium.
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Uh...
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Yeah, I'm gonna take the large.
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Condom size dispute.
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Aisle four.
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Oh, f... Hey. Hey.
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Morning, Uncle Nathan.
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How did you get in here? Aren't
you supposed to be in school?
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Yeah.
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But we have a sub today.
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We're supposed to be watching
a VR about the rainforest.
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It's nice to see you, kiddo.
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How is everybody?
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Good, but everybody's looking
for Fran.
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She was supposed to meet
Grandma Viv last night
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but she never showed up.
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She probably just got stuck
in another escape room.
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And Ingrid offered to take me
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for a sleepover to help out.
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Should I go?
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W... Uh, tonight?
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Yeah, you should definitely go.
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Should I?
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Yeah, I think so.
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But should I?
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Look, the food
will be great, it'll be fun.
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Okay, maybe not fun;
It'll be interesting.
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Fine.
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Just don't-don't let her
straighten your hair, okay?
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Okay.
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- Hey, you want to meet my angel?
- Sure.
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Angel.
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Who is this cute lady?
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This is my niece Nevaeh,
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who I am adequately supervising.
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Yo, Nora!
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Emergency staff meeting.
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Is this what your kid
would look like?
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Thumbs up, girl.
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Go. Shoo.
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Go for it.
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Well, got to run.
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- Bye, Nevaeh.
- Bye.
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Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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- Elf ears.
- Okay, put them back.
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- Put them back.
- Okay. Bye for real.
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Ow. My God.
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I wish I could have
a sleepover with her.
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- Yeah.
- She's pretty.
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Did she have any filters on?
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No, that's actually her.
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I saw her at my funeral;
She's that cute.
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Different hair, though.
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Oh, you like her.
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Wait, can you kiss her?
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Or would you, like,
go to Lakeview jail?
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No. I wouldn't kiss her, okay?
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She's my angel
and we're friends.
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And-and Ingrid,
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of course.
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Just FYI, the third stall
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in the men's room is clogged,
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and the second stall
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in the women's room is clogged,
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so choose your stalls
accordingly.
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Also, Aleesha,
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there have been more complaints
about you.
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Who, the bitch in 10662?
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I think it's a man who lives
in 10662.
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Oh, yes. It's Luke Crossley.
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Yeah, he's a bitch.
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Okay. Well, he's also a veteran.
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You just be a professional.
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That's what
we're paying you for.
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You ain't paying me enough.
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Also, we are having
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a promotion
from Nokia Taco Bell.
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It's the virtual Gordita Crunch.
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We're getting a lot of money
for you to push this item.
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You'll all be receiving
a Gordita Crunch script.
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Do not deviate from
the Gordita Crunch script
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as hundreds of man-hours
have been spent
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developing it,
and research shows
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that younger people
are more willing
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to try new brands, so, Nora...
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Nora, where is...
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Where is Nora?
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Nora.
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Oh, there she is.
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Really push 'em
on that McNadd boy.
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Push the high-profit fast food
on the child, got it.
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Yeah, 'cause the kids
are our future.
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Not these kids, Aleesha.
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These kids are dead.
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Ah, looking good, Brad.
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Oh, thank you, Nathan.
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- How's that?
- Oh, that's better.
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Oh. Hey. How was your morning
staff meeting?
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Illuminating.
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Hey, have you ever tried
a Gordita Crunch?
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Please.
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Well, I think it's time
you got your crunch on.
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Oh. Okay.
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Um, yeah, maybe later.
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Fresh and delicious,
the Gordita Crunch
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is a flavor fantasy
that'll have you howling
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at the moon after one
crazy, crunchy, chewy chomp.
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- Are you okay?
- Sorry.
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I have a quota of ten
of these pitches today.
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- Say "speed up."
- Speed up.
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Who doesn't want a tasty taco
with spicy ranch sauce
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nestled inside
a piping hot puffy Gordita,
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loving layered with a
three-cheese blend and savory...
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This is one macho taco.
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Still don't want one,
but that was damn impressive.
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Hey. Your niece is adorable.
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Oh, yeah, she's a cutie.
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She loved you.
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Look, I was gonna come back
out here later
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and watch the sunset.
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If you want to come
and knock out
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a couple more Gordita pitches,
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I feel like I could still
probably enjoy myself.
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I'm actually leaving
a little early tonight.
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Oh, yeah? You got a hot date?
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Well, yeah.
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I-I mean, I don't know how hot.
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It's just, um, having dinner
at a restaurant.
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Oh.
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Neat.
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Um...
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Well, I'll-I'll
crunch you later.
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What are you doing
in the whirlpool bath?
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Unneeded. Fly away.
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Did you pay for this
luxury spa treatment?
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I must have; Otherwise,
how could I be here?
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Bullshit.
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I figured out your little scam.
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Order free water,
and ride the waitstaff in.
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Why are you persecuting me?
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Because you don't buy anything.
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And my supervisor's up my ass.
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It's not my fault this shit's
so easy to hack.
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Okay, you want to play?
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You think you got something
on me because
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I have to follow the rules.
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But guess what.
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I muted the system,
you goofy bitch,
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so now we play by my rules.
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Oh, scary.
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I hope your rules include me
getting unlimited free Gorditas.
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You spoiled shits have more food
than I've ever seen.
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Crunch me this instant.
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Nope. According to my log,
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I've already given you
a free Gordita,
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and watched you eat it.
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No, you didn't, you liar.
Fuck you.
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That's going in my
"fingers and dicks" file.
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Give me back my fuck-you finger!
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When you improve your attitude.
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- All right.
- What are you doing?
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Shit.
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I'm gonna get you, Luke!
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I'm gonna...
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Angel.
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What up, playa-playa?!
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Hey.
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Wasn't sure who I'd get.
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Boom.
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Cool. Um, you want to hang out
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and watch the sunset?
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What you mean,
like... like with you?
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No, not like... Not with me.
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Just, you know, the two of us.
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Two... two playas.
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Never mind. Please go.
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Yeah, I'm-a head out.
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- Hey, five stars, though, right?
- Yeah, fine.
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Keep it cool.
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So your last name is Titley?
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Seriously?
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Yeah.
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So, where are you from?
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Well...
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It depends.
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Ah, it's more
about where I'm going, you know?
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I like to follow my dreams.
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Uh-huh.
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What are your dreams?
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Well, something involving kids
and making a shit ton of money.
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I majored in child psychology
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and data mining
at CUNY Staten Island.
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I thought...
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this place would be better.
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It said "good for dates"
on Yelp.
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I mean, fuck Yelp.
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What is...
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your earliest memory
of your mom?
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Wow.
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Deep.
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Finger painting with her.
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Getting paint in her hair.
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And then,
we took a bath together.
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Hmm.
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Jamie Arpaz.
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No way.
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Look who finally decided
to pick up.
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Sorry, I-I can't talk right now.
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No, you in a board meeting?
You going full Elon now?
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Ha!
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Never. You know me.
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- Well...
- We can't start
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this meeting without Pitzer.
Try him again.
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Sorry, dude. I got to go.
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Wait...
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Damn it.
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Anyway,
I told him the dividends weren't there.
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I kept telling him that.
He wouldn't believe me.
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And now he's spending money
instead of making it.
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What an idiot.
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This is so good.
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Mmm. Ow!
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What?!
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Honey, that's a bone.
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The animal that chicken
comes from has them.
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I knew that.
I just never bit one.
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Why don't you try
swallowing them whole?
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There's candy on the inside.
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Ruby, not everyone can afford
unprinted food.
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How's work, Dad?
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Well, the merger shouldn't
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really affect much.
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If we come to terms
with the divestment,
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it will be smooth sailing.
268
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,152
I'm sorry
if I'm losing you, Ingrid.
269
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,202
I tried to dumb it down
as much as I could.
270
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,657
Oh, no, I'm following fine.
271
00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,777
- It's just not interesting.
- Uh-huh.
272
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,552
So I ran into Carter
in Venice the other day,
273
00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,196
and he was asking about you.
274
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,664
- Hmm.
- You know he's divorced now, right?
275
00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,705
So another option maybe,
if you lose a few.
276
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,588
You know he gave Gwen HPV,
right?
277
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:32,996
And I'm with Nathan.
278
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,634
Oh, we know.
279
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,149
Are there bones in this, too?
280
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,723
- No, sweetie.
- Oh.
281
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,861
I understand Nathan
is a neighbor of David Choak.
282
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,696
Maybe he'll finally
learn something about business.
283
00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,640
Uploads still can't work, Daddy.
284
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,480
- Oh.
- Did you get your Horizen bill this month?
285
00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,136
How much is he costing you?
286
00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:50,515
Mm. Less than you spend
on Botox, Mom.
287
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,692
You mean less
than I spend on her Botox?
288
00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,917
Well, if you didn't pay the bills,
what good would you be?
289
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,241
Do you guys always talk
to each other like this?
290
00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,397
- Like how?
- Crazy mean.
291
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,026
Huh. I guess we do.
292
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,333
It's kind of fun, right?
293
00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,867
For real, though,
children are the future.
294
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,584
I volunteer
at the Y on weekends,
295
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:13,134
teaching kids
and inspiring them.
296
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,458
What do you...
what do you teach them?
297
00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:18,384
If you see something you want,
anything,
298
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:22,393
don't let anyone tell you
that you can't have it.
299
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,347
What...?
300
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,177
What if it belongs
to another kid?
301
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,854
Yeah, then I just tell them,
"Do not be a Beta."
302
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,271
Be an Alpha.
303
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,356
Oh.
304
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,994
Thanks for coming by
to check in on me, Nathan.
305
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:47,332
Having a cold is no fun.
306
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,869
Why are you paying extra
for this?
307
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,332
Isn't it, like,
a dollar a minute?
308
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,922
Well, when you've been here
a little longer,
309
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:56,288
you'll see that having no fun
can be kind of fun.
310
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,256
My nose is actually stuffed up,
just like real life.
311
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,425
Zach, you want some honey
in your tea?
312
00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,047
Yes, please.
313
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,724
- Here you go.
- Oh.
314
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,562
- Oh, yes.
- Aw, poor thing.
315
00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,190
Um, could you?
316
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,284
Geez.
317
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,109
Spit 'em out!
318
00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,695
What? Occupied!
319
00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,490
Cease crunching!
320
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,994
Fuck you!
321
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:33,205
Thank you! My "fingers
and dicks" file is bulging.
322
00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,618
When do you start taking dicks?
323
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,166
When there's no more fingers.
324
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:41,132
What about toes?
You're skipping toes!
325
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,882
Nathan's your uncle, right?
Mommy says
326
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,653
- he's nothing but a sponge.
- I don't think
327
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,717
she can hear you with all
that chewing she's doing.
328
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,850
- We have an eater.
- So, Nevaeh, what's the plan?
329
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,870
How are you gonna grow up
to be successful so you can eat
330
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,904
- like this every night?
- I don't know.
331
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,666
- "I don't know"?
- Just like our Ingrid.
332
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,530
Talks with her mouth full
and doesn't have a future.
333
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,588
At least I'm not an old bitch.
334
00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,572
I'm in sales, guys,
and doing well.
335
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:09,485
- We'll see how that sticks.
- I'm sure Nathan hopes it does.
336
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,164
Okay, who's ready for dessert?
337
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,543
I made crème caramel.
338
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,291
- Oh.
- Ew. No, thank you.
339
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,134
No.
340
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,633
Yeah, I'll have some.
341
00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,926
This whole dinner
was really amazing.
342
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:30,968
Thanks, Nevaeh.
It's nice to be appreciated.
343
00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,604
You can give mine
to the little piggy.
344
00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,194
Okay, you know what? Get out.
345
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,270
- Please leave!
- What?
346
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,856
All of you out my door now!
347
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,901
Let Nevaeh and I start
our sleepover.
348
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,454
- Go! Go!
- Daddy, listen to how she's talking to us.
349
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,993
- Oh, no.
- Get out.
350
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:54,164
Who's the bitch now, Ingrid?
351
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,094
Let's do our hair the same.
352
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,835
Okay, for real,
though, aren't you scared
353
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,091
- of working with ghosts?
- Stop calling them ghosts.
354
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,973
- They're not ghosts.
- But they're not alive, right?
355
00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,511
They're not dead, either.
356
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,524
You know, I've given this
a lot of thought.
357
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,016
And some
of the best conversations
358
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,638
I've ever had are...
359
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,015
It's on me. Yes!
360
00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,692
Boom. Alpha.
361
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,361
Oh. Thanks.
362
00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:27,151
So, where to next?
363
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:31,115
Uh, you mean your place or mine?
364
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,947
No, like,
more of the talking part?
365
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,914
Do you think
366
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,785
that maybe sex could be hot
later if we knew each other?
367
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,336
Like, it would make it
368
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,797
more interesting somehow?
369
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,757
I don't know.
I sound like a complete pervert.
370
00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,127
No, that's...
371
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,264
That sounds nice.
372
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,006
I think it's cool
373
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,894
you want to learn more about me.
374
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,141
Okay, now you're making me sound
like a real creep.
375
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,023
No.
376
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,980
Ugh.
377
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:03,982
Gordita Crunch?
378
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,573
First one's free!
379
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,398
- No.
- Are you sure?
380
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,454
- Yes.
- Yes to the Gordita Crunch?
381
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,777
- No.
- No, you're not sure?
382
00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,493
- Yes.
- All right. Get your crunch on!
383
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,544
Wha... I... no...
384
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,787
Ice-cold.
385
00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,922
Angel?
386
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,709
Oh, never mind.
387
00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,883
Dude.
388
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,683
Dream on, Mittens.
389
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,310
You know you can get 'em back
if you just say "sorry."
390
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,557
Fine. I'm sorry
you're such a fart.
391
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,060
Okay.
392
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,516
Dude, did you just...?
393
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,573
- Yup.
- Angel supervisor?
394
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,169
Wait. No, no, no.
I can fix it. I can fix it.
395
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,743
Here you go.
396
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,738
Balls below, please.
397
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,072
Thank you.
398
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,253
Hi.
399
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,707
Uh, sir, is this angel
forcing you
400
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,538
to do something
you don't want to do?
401
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,544
No. No, no.
402
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,416
Let me see your hands.
403
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,795
Where are his fingers?!
404
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,432
Angel, goddamn it!
This is a fireable offense.
405
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:21,390
Wait. I won't press charges
if she says she's sorry.
406
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,517
Me apologize?
407
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,653
N... that's too far.
408
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,150
Apologize to the client, angel.
409
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:33,203
He is being very reasonable!
410
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,408
He... I... What?!
411
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,578
He... You...
412
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,447
You're the... I... I...
413
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,454
Gotcha!
414
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:42,996
Don't worry about it.
We're cool.
415
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,579
It's just a game we play.
416
00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,714
Busting each others' balls.
417
00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,206
- For real?
- Yeah, I got it from the Army.
418
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,296
We always fucked
with each other. Good times.
419
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,641
This angel's cool.
If you got some kind of.
420
00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,797
Employee of the Month thing...
421
00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,006
No, we don't. We don't do that.
422
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,386
I mean, you could tip her.
423
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:05,023
Mm... nah.
424
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,651
No, I wouldn't, either.
425
00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,359
What is that muscle
from there to there?
426
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,030
- There. Yeah.
- That? Oh. Trapezius.
427
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,949
I like it.
428
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,966
- I cannot figure you out.
- Figure me out, can you?
429
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,030
Here.
430
00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,660
Thanks. And don't worry.
431
00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:28,456
I won this battle,
but you will also lose the war.
432
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,961
We'll see.
433
00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,804
Oh, fuck.
434
00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,135
Whoa!
435
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,558
- This is it.
- Wow. This is dope.
436
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,848
- Hey.
- Hey. Is Lucy still here?
437
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:47,602
Oh, she just left.
And I live to angel another day.
438
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,935
- Who is this?
- What's up?
439
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,651
I am Byron, her date.
440
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,151
He wanted to see where I worked.
441
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,783
Wow. Crazy night.
442
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,241
Okay.
443
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,031
Well, you two have fun.
444
00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,124
Yeah.
445
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,921
Fuck on Lucy's table.
446
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,342
Um, uh, well, this is my desk.
447
00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,668
Ooh, this is wild.
448
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,674
Can I, can I see one?
449
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,176
I mean,
they're probably all asleep.
450
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,298
Oh, what about this guy?
451
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,096
Looks like he's up.
452
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,519
Uh...
453
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,479
Okay.
454
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,609
Whoa.
455
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,612
He looks so real.
456
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,324
He is real.
457
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,874
Look, he's doing
a little painting.
458
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,328
It's like,
459
00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:45,238
"Dude, why? You're dead."
460
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,786
Dead man painting.
461
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,540
Wait, can you print that out?
462
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,253
'Cause I would love
to put that on my fridge.
463
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,554
Okay, so you have
a really weird job.
464
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,548
Would you like to
get out of here
465
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,549
and go back to my place?
466
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,180
Actually, I just realized,
467
00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,797
I'm so behind on work stuff,
468
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:04,854
so I think I'm gonna stay here
469
00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,059
and just try to
get through some of it.
470
00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,480
Rain check?
471
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,811
- Okay.
- Okay.
472
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,254
It was nice getting
to know you, Norma.
473
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,488
- Oh...
- And I know your name's Nora.
474
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,781
That's a nickname.
I added the "mmm"
475
00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,325
because you're "mmm-mmm" good.
476
00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:27,659
I'll see you later.
477
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,422
Needs more Tokyo blue.
478
00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,005
Don't look at it,
it's not finished.
479
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:45,177
How was your date?
480
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:49,271
Well, it's 10:30,
and I'm at work, so...
481
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,478
So, really good.
482
00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:56,000
Hey, I've been meaning to ask,
what's your office look like?
483
00:21:56,024 --> 00:22:00,824
Well, it's a lot of brick,
some linoleum.
484
00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,952
Wow, I feel like I'm there.
485
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,159
You should write novels.
486
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,218
What do you want from me?
487
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,332
It's an office.
488
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,458
I mean, what a weird question.
489
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,710
Pick it up.
490
00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:18,917
- Hello?
- Hey.
491
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,173
Who is this?!
How'd you get this number?!
492
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:30,218
Well, as you can see,
the office is deserted.
493
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,186
So, if you said "angel now,"
494
00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:35,016
you would get an outsourced one
from Finland
495
00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,113
or Kenya.
496
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,397
Hmm. Where's your desk?
497
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,611
Uh, this is...
498
00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:41,991
where I work.
499
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,648
And Aleesha sits next to me.
500
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:44,736
Uh, wait. Who?
501
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:47,161
Oh, shit, uh,
502
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,040
that's the tall one's name.
503
00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,368
Luke's angel.
504
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,293
Wait, who's that?
505
00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,382
That's my ex-husband, Carl.
506
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,207
- What?
- He gets out of prison next month.
507
00:22:58,252 --> 00:22:59,342
Oh.
508
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,418
Kidding. It's my dad.
509
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:07,101
My boss works up there...
510
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,176
and that's the break room
through there.
511
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,432
It's pretty shitty.
512
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,439
It's fantastic.
513
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:16,267
Wait, what?
514
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:19,942
The real world. It's amazing.
515
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,152
Okay, please.
516
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:33,615
This... is amazing.
517
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,590
Beautiful.
518
00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,264
We never get to see
the stars in L.A.
519
00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:49,721
'cause of all the light
pollution.
520
00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,312
Same in New York.
521
00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,349
It's nice we get to
see them here.
522
00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,820
Mint chip is the best, huh?
523
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:01,977
Mm-hmm.
524
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,824
That was Nathan's favorite.
525
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,491
I really miss him.
526
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:12,541
I know. Me, too.
527
00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,542
Here.
528
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,880
I have a surprise.
529
00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:22,210
I'll be right back.
530
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,471
This is for you.
531
00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:37,734
It was his.
532
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:42,152
I snuck back into his car
the night that he died
533
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:45,530
to turn on
"Prioritize Occupant."
534
00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,488
Not that it made any difference.
535
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,238
Anyway...
536
00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,833
I grabbed it so I could wear it
on the way home.
537
00:24:54,869 --> 00:24:59,499
And I, uh...
I want you to have it.
538
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:08,512
Do you think Nathan's lonely?
539
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:11,549
I'd be so lonely.
540
00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:28,526
Hey, can I tell you a secret?
541
00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,569
You have to promise to keep it,
542
00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:32,703
'cause it could get me
in a lot of trouble.
543
00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,240
Yeah, of course.
544
00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:36,293
But, I mean,
is it really a secret
545
00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:39,407
if they record all our
conversations anyway?
546
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:42,535
They can't record everything.
You have to turn a button on.
547
00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,803
But just in case.
548
00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,092
It's about your memories.
549
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,643
I found out
550
00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:56,388
they were damaged
after your scan.
551
00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:57,810
And some of them
552
00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:00,518
were deleted from my computer
after I took them home.
553
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,809
You took them home?
554
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:03,902
So I could try and fix them.
555
00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:05,188
What'd you find?
556
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,750
You were about to sell
something called.
557
00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:09,994
"Beyond" with a friend, Jamie.
558
00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:13,697
And you disagreed
about selling it.
559
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,869
Does any of this ring a bell?
560
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,488
I mean, a little.
561
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:22,036
I think...
562
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,171
I think what happened to you
wasn't an accident.
563
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:32,506
Yeah, David Choak thinks
I was murdered.
564
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:35,760
That whatever I was working on
was big.
565
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,893
I mean, is it possible
Jamie did something to my car?
566
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,521
Everyone says that
self-driving cars don't crash,
567
00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:45,309
but... I mean,
that's crazy, right?
568
00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:49,901
I don't know.
569
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:53,572
But it all seems really freaky.
570
00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:58,176
Hey, let's change the subject.
571
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,040
- Okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.
572
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:03,328
Yeah.
573
00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:07,462
Yeah, maybe something
non-murder related.
574
00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:11,053
Whatcha got?
575
00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,841
You're my favorite person here.
576
00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:20,678
Yeah.
577
00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:25,643
We, uh, have
a really nice friendship.
578
00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:28,016
I just...
579
00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:30,734
I feel more optimistic
when you're around.
580
00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:34,485
I'm really glad
you came back tonight.
581
00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,818
Not that...
582
00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,124
not that I was rooting
for your date to fail,
583
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,158
but I'm being honest.
584
00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:43,542
I did get a little jealous.
585
00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:49,592
You okay?
586
00:27:54,382 --> 00:27:55,882
You know, for an L.A. douchebag,
587
00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:59,095
you're the best L.A. douchebag
I've ever met.
588
00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:02,216
Yeah? How many others you met?
589
00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:04,854
You're my one and only.
590
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,709
Wake up, ho!
591
00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,500
Nora!
592
00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:33,344
What the fuck?!
39905
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