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* [Multicom EntertainmentGroup jingle] *
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* [FVI jingle]
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* [music]
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* Oriental boy all alone.
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* Running all the wayto your home. *
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* Breathing very hardlike a kung-fu dragon. *
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* Listen to yourheart as you run. *
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* Oriental boy. Watch out!
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* Go! Go! Go!
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* Oriental boy do you dream?
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* Dream what you do as a man.
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* Flying far away, allacross the ocean. *
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* Do what you imagine you can.
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* Oriental boy. Hang on!
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* Go! Go! Go!
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* Nanananananana
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* Nanananananana
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-* What if there aredangerous man? *-* Oh no!
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-* Maybe there's abeauty so true? *-* Uh-huh!
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* You can go and saveher and be a hero. *
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* Look out Westernworld coming through. *
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* Oriental boy. Look out!
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* Go! Go! Go!
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* Oriental boyyou can sing. *
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* Anywhere you areyou will love.*
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* Sing about the heartof a kung-fu dragon. *
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* Wrap the peopleinto your song. *
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* Oriental boy. So-so.
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* Go! Go! Go!
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* He's gonna make it.
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* You know he will.
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* He's gonna makeit on his own. *
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* He's gonna make it.
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* You know he will.
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* He's gonna make iton his own. *
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[song fades out]
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Grandfather, grandfather.
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I couldn't get a doctor.
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[Grandfather mumbles]
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Grandfather, please don't die.
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I must go away for awhile.
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I'll make you proud of me.
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When I grow up, I'llmake lots of money.
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Let me tell you grandson
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money is not the mostimportant thing in life.
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The most importantthing is...broads.
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Broads!
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Don't you ever forget.
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If you die grandfather
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there will be nobodyto take care of me.
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Go America.
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-America?-Yes.
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Long time ago, when Iwas a merchant marine
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in New York, I met the mostbeautiful lady in the world
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and I fell in love with her.
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When you find her
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she'll take care of you.
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How can I find her?
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Here.
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Take this.
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It will help you.
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I don't know if she still there.
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If you find her
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tell her...I loved her.
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Yes. I'll--
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Grandfather...
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* [music]
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* [Italian sounding music]
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Bruce!
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I'd like-a some more sauce, huh!
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Boss. Why do you keepcalling me Bruce? I'm Joon.
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Bruce was the Champ--
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I don't care. Champ or no champ,I'm-a calling you Bruce-a.
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And when I call you Bruce-a, youare Bruce-a. You understand?
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Besides, you alllook alike anyway.
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[Laughing]
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[Man] That's true!
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He the one that does thatkarate stuff real good?
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Bruce-a? Nah! He can'teven-a chop-a liver!
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[laughter]
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Mmm-mmm.
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Hey, Bruce. Thissauce is wonderful.
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What's your secret, huh?
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Dog meat.
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[spitting]
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[Bruce] It's a joke...
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-[dog barks]-[Bruce] But seriously folks
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I make the bestspaghetti in the world
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with a special flourfrom Mainland, China.
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You see, five thousand years ago
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Chinese invented noodle.
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And Marco Polo came to China
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and took it back to Italy
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and it become spaghetti.
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[laughter]
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And I can evensing Italian song.
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Oh yeah? Sing.
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[sings "La donna èmobile" from Verdi]
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* [dramatic music]
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Rico. How are you my friend?
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Buongiorno, capo.You're looking well.
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I feel good.
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Come. Join me in this feast.
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No, excuse me. I promised thewife, Nicola
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dinner at home tonight.
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Rico.
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You brought me something?
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You gonna like this.
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It's pure.
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-Uhhh.-* [music]
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Ahh! Ow!
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[people screaming]
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Uhh!
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[kung-fu fighting noises]
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[kung-fu fighting noises]
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You have the right to remainsilent. Anything you say
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can and will be used against youin a court of law...uh...
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Dammit, what's the next line?
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You have the rightto seek counsel.
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Oh yeah, thanks!
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You have the rightto an attorney
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if in any event, you cannot afford one, uh...
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I'm available.
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[drum beat]
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[Hare Krishna song]
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Many pardons...
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but we are lost.
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Where is Disneyland?
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Do we look like Mickey Mouse?
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Ahh! Sooo!
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Ah! Mickey Mouse!
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Hey! Get out of here!
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[mumbling]
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* [Hare Krishna song anddramatic music plays] *
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Care for a flower, sir?
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Hey! We carry our own flowers.You just pray for us.
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[fighting]
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Kojak! Kojak!
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[kung-fu fighting noises]
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Can't stand this anymore!
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[woman cop] I'm takingoff this one too.
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Me too!
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You're under arrest.
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You have the rightto remain silent.
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[blonde male cop] He's out cold.You better give him mouth tomouth to make this bust legal.
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* [music]
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Thanks! I needed that!
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Ahh!
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We losin'-a men to these-afederal agent-a busts.
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We need a solutions-a now!
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[Man] We can bribe the F.B.I.
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We'll give them ourbrand of cigars.
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Dynamite!
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Let's invest in bulletproofGucci loafers. Tee hee!
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Hey! I got an original idea.
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Let's just make 'em an offerthat they can't refuse.
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[groans]
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Offer our mother-in-laws! Huh!
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[laughter]
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Basta! Enough!
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What do you meatballs-a think-athis is? Monkey business?
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[Big Al] Maybe there isa leak in the system.
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You can't trust anybody.Can you Pete?
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You da one to know about leaks.
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You gotta big mouth.
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And don't forget Big Al
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I'm-a the one in the power here.
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Maybe that's our problem.
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You push-a too far!
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-Va fangul!-[phone rings]
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That's the callfrom New York-a...
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Hello.
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Ciao, Little Pete.
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[Little Pete] Oh, ciao, Boss-a!It's nice-a you to call.
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Do you have your men with you?
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Oh, yes-a boss. They all here.Everybody's-a here.
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-[Boss] Put me on conference.-Si.
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You boys have embarrassed me.
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Opportunities blown.
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It's hard to believe
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you guys being defeated
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by a bunch of Kung Fu clowns.
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The next time you'reon the job...
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you think about your family.
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One more mistake...
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they'll be widows and orphans.
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I'm going to makesashimi out of you!
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* [music]
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[chewing]
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This...
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is the last fish...
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that I'm going to eat.
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The next meal...
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will be you!
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Capiche!
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Yes-a Boss. Don'tworry. Grazie. Ciao.
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[Boss] Ciao, Pete, goodbye boys.
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[All] -Goodbye Boss.-Take it easy boss.
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We gotta do something.
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Pretty soon-a we gonna havea da Feds fighting in ourown-a back-a-yard!
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[man in other room doing kung funoises] Yee-ah! Yee-ah!
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[Man] Oh my God! It's a raid!
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[crack of gun barrels]
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Ahh! Don't shoot! Heyguys, it's me, Benny!
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Yahh!
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Yahh!
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* [music]
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What the hell is he doing?
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Uh, makin'...makin' lunch.
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Hi Boss.
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I'm making spaghetti for you.
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You know the difference betweenItalian food and Chinese food?
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No, what?!
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Five dollars per person.
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[indistinct Italian, last wordsounds like "Ah Fung"]
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Ah Fung? I went school with him.
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His brother name Ah Choo.
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Amarone!
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Amarone?
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I don't know him.
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* [music]
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No, help! Help!
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Hey!
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Break up!
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Lady, give that manhis purse back.
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It's my purse. He's the thief.
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What you doing around hereman and where you from
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and what you want!
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With my right foot, I canknock out that knife.
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With my left, I cankick your nose.
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With this hand, I canpoke out your eyes.
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With this, I canbreak your neck.
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Take a good look at my face.
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I'm an Oriental.
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Shhtaa!
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It's cool bro!
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I don't want notrouble this time.
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It's cool.
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But next time, it's justgon'e be me and you!
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I don't want to see yourface in this area again.
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-Whew!-* [music]
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[pool balls hitting] * [country music playing]
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Arrivederci!
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How many times I gotta tellyou "arrivederci", shemeans-a goodbye, huh?
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10 times.
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I don't know if I'mcoming or going.
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Whatta you got in the box?
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Oh, some noodles for Gionelli.
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Oh... [speaks Italian]. Maria!
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Maria?! For Gionelli, eh!
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Eh, you look a little pale.How bout a beer, huh?
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[Man] Hey, baby!
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Hey, check it out! Whoo!
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Hi.
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Hello.
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Oh, you look so beautiful.Are your from New York?
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No. But I am drinkinga Manhattan.
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Is that close enoughto New York for you?
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No I gotta go there.
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You see my grandfatherhad a dying wish.
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And what was that?
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To stay alive.
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He said I must go to NewYork, find this woman.
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My grandfather loved her.
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She's gonna take care of me,if she's still there.
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My name's Anita, what's yours?
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They call me Bruce.
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[Anita] You mean like Bruce Lee?
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Yeah, who else?
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Then you must know Kung Fu.
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Oh yea, I once stepped in it.
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[Man] Hey!
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If you're looking for Mr.Right... I'm right here.
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How bout some tequila, Sheila.
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To tell you the truth, I'm gladyou are here to protect me.
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Those guys scare me.
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I can take those guysout with one bare hand.
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Stick with me.
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I'll teach you self defense.
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Okay.
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[Man] Hey, eggroll!
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We heard what you said!
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With my right foot, I canknock out your face.
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With my left, I cankick your nose.
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With this, I canpoke your eyes out.
286
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,975
With this, I canbreak your neck.
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Take a good look at my face.
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I'm an Oriental, sffpttt!
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I challenge you, sucker!
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I gotta go to john.
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Mexican beer.
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I'll be back.
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I'll be back you guys!
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* [music]
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Pre-prepare your guys!
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[pounding] Open thedoor, you crazy...
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[screaming mob]
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Ahh!! Weirdo!
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-[pounding]-Come on buddy, let's go...
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-Ahh!-I'm on my way out, you guys!
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[screams]
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Be prepared.
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* [music]
304
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Bruce.
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If I was as half as good as you
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I could have foughtthose guys in the bar.
307
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And I would be with that girl.
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00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,494
Bruce, you are the best.
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I gotta eat more Mongolian beef!
310
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* [dream music]
311
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[kung-fu fighting noises]
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I'm gonna be just like you.
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With hard trainingand proper diet
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I'm going to be asfast as you are.
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And strong as Rocky.
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Rocky?
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[Rocky theme song]
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Yes. Proper diet.
319
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Mmm... Egg foo youngwould be better.
320
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[fighting noises in background]
321
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,221
May I help you?
322
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:32,492
Yes. I wanna be like Bruce Lee.
323
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We will start youwith a white belt.
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Oh, this good!
325
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Mikey!
326
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Give him a gi and a white belt.
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[Instructor] All righteverybody, stretch.
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Stretch.
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Stretch to your right.
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Stretch to your left.
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Twist!
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Stretch.
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Come here.
334
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,992
You must have the rightspirit to guide you.
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Inner peace.
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Control.
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Patience.
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It's all mental.
339
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My grandfather wasa mental patient.
340
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My father was a mental patient.
341
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,808
And now it's my turn.
342
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Let me stress...
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inner peace, controland tranquility.
344
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[phone rings]
345
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Excuse me.
346
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:41,794
Hello. Dojo Studio.
347
00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:47,400
What the hell you talkingabout you son-of-a-bitch!
348
00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:53,706
I'll sue you for every yenyou have you stupid-- Ahh!!!
349
00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,777
As I was saying...
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you have to have control
351
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with control comesconcentration.
352
00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:06,385
You see the wall?
353
00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:08,955
[Instructor] You can make ahole through the wall, if...
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you have you have concentration.
355
00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,825
Try it.
356
00:23:12,859 --> 00:23:14,093
You can do it.
357
00:23:14,126 --> 00:23:16,963
I'm not gonna tryit. You try it.
358
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,666
I'm not gonna try it.I'm the Master.
359
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:23,069
Let's get Mikey,he'll try anything.
360
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:30,176
Class, you think he can do it?
361
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,181
You see, they don'tthink you can do it.
362
00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,916
And I don't think youcan do it, either.
363
00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:38,651
You asked for it!
364
00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:39,519
Yaw!!!
365
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:42,321
-[breaking wood]-[screams]
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00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,389
[Man] What is this?!
367
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:47,159
Oh hi, Master. You'rea little early today.
368
00:23:47,894 --> 00:23:50,597
Mikey! Mikey! Come here...
369
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:55,301
[girl giggling][Man] Hey. what's goin' on here!Get out of here
370
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:56,769
or I'm going to call the cops!
371
00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:59,405
It's all in the Ke-yah!
372
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,873
When you Ke-yah
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you must bring allenergy from your bodyinto one focused point.
374
00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:08,414
Ke-yahhh!!!
375
00:24:08,715 --> 00:24:11,518
Now, you try it.
376
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,285
Uh-huh.
377
00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:20,593
Ke-yahhh!!!
378
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,229
You...
379
00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:24,731
No. Memorex.
380
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:26,533
Get out of my place.
381
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:27,800
You are hopeless!
382
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,769
I must learn to be mental.
383
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,804
You are mental!
384
00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,641
But I'm paying you to teach me.
385
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,442
I'll refund your money!
386
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,746
Change your clothes and get out!
387
00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:54,160
Oh, you're verygood. Let me see.
388
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:57,263
It's natural for me. I dothat all the time when Imake the noodle.
389
00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:59,766
See, oh... look at this.Oh, Master! Oh, I knowhow to do this!--
390
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:05,838
No! Stop, stop. No!Go away! Go away!
391
00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:10,042
Ah, no! My vase you broke it!
392
00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:12,812
Oh! Good! I'm-
393
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,881
I will kill you!
394
00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:16,716
Master, you are out of control!
395
00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,585
Ahh!
396
00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:21,621
Ye-aw!!!
397
00:25:22,154 --> 00:25:25,024
* [music]
398
00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:29,261
Now what?!
399
00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:30,963
I wanna return your sticks.
400
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,298
Take them.
401
00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:35,768
Go home and practicein your closet!
402
00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:46,613
* [music]
403
00:25:46,646 --> 00:25:56,689
* [music]
404
00:25:56,689 --> 00:26:09,936
* [music]
405
00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:13,005
[rattling]
406
00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:21,080
Are these eggs fresh?
407
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:24,150
Hey! This is a stuckup man! Hands up!
408
00:26:24,183 --> 00:26:25,618
You, hurry up with themoney! Come on!
409
00:26:25,652 --> 00:26:27,053
And don't do nothingstupid, huh!
410
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,555
* [music]
411
00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:37,496
-Ye-ahhh!-[kung-fu noises]
412
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:48,440
[police radio]
413
00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:55,915
[store clerk] No! No! No!Wait, wait. Not him.
414
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:59,085
He's not the robber.He's the robber!
415
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,154
You should have seenthis guy's fantastic...
416
00:27:02,188 --> 00:27:04,390
Kung Fu technique.
417
00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:05,792
Unbelievable.
418
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:09,061
Like he's so fast...
419
00:27:09,095 --> 00:27:10,362
and powerful...
420
00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:15,401
I'm telling you this guy isBruce Lee reincarnated!
421
00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:18,938
You even look like Bruce Lee.
422
00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,373
Oh, with the propertraining and diet.
423
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,409
Can you strike that karatepose for the cameras
424
00:27:23,442 --> 00:27:25,444
with the sticks overyour head, please?
425
00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:28,848
Get that Sharon.
426
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:32,251
A Bruce Lee look-alike
427
00:27:32,284 --> 00:27:34,987
put on a dazzlingshow of kung-fu.
428
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,256
An eyewitness said
429
00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:39,491
the gunman never had a chance
430
00:27:39,525 --> 00:27:43,029
against the martial arts hero.
431
00:27:45,732 --> 00:27:47,800
Ciao, Boss. I gotta good news.
432
00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:50,369
No... I gotta great news!
433
00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:53,840
You don't have to worryabout anymore trouble.
434
00:27:53,873 --> 00:27:57,476
I got a guy who's gonna fixeverything from-a now on.
435
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,979
I gotta new deliveryman.
436
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,481
They call-a him Bruce.
437
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,951
Master of Kung-a Fu.
438
00:28:04,984 --> 00:28:07,987
[gong]
439
00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:16,628
Here comes the guy in thepapers. They say he's likethe real Bruce Lee.
440
00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:18,765
Hey, Man. I don't carewhat the papers say.
441
00:28:18,798 --> 00:28:20,499
You're still Brucey!
442
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,168
What are you looking at Brucey?!
443
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:25,104
You're nothing but jive. ManI can kick your ass any dayof the week!
444
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,774
Kick my ass any day?
445
00:28:27,807 --> 00:28:28,941
Well, I'm busy all week!
446
00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:31,577
Yeah. You a phony, man. Youdon't even know Kung Fu.
447
00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:33,913
Get back.
448
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:39,618
What do you say to this, fool?!
449
00:28:39,651 --> 00:28:41,553
* [dream music]
450
00:28:41,587 --> 00:28:45,491
If you must fight, fight dirty.
451
00:28:45,524 --> 00:28:47,193
Kick him in the groin.
452
00:28:47,226 --> 00:28:48,727
Hit him with a rock.
453
00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:52,198
Bite off his nose.
454
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,733
But most of all
455
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:57,336
use your brain
456
00:28:57,369 --> 00:29:00,739
not fists.
457
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:03,709
Oh, you're fantastic!
458
00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:05,144
Who taught you that?
459
00:29:05,177 --> 00:29:06,245
Master Cho!
460
00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:08,214
Oh, what a coincidence.
461
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:10,116
I studied under Master Cho too.
462
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:12,751
Did you know themartial art code...
463
00:29:12,785 --> 00:29:14,120
It says, uh...
464
00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:17,223
pupil study under samemaster must never fight.
465
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,258
Yeah? For real, huh?
466
00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:20,893
Yeah.
467
00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:22,228
Now it's too bad.
468
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:23,695
I can't beat you up.
469
00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:27,033
-[Thug] What code?-[Thug 2] Maybe he's right.Just forget about it.
470
00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:30,002
Yeah? I don't studyfrom Master Cho.
471
00:29:30,036 --> 00:29:31,703
I study from Master Tung.
472
00:29:31,737 --> 00:29:33,439
Oh that's great!
473
00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:35,574
Then you two can fight!
474
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:40,346
And I personally thinkMaster Cho is ten timesbetter than Master Tung.
475
00:29:40,379 --> 00:29:42,614
My masters betterthan Master Cho.
476
00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:44,450
Hey, wait a minute! Mymaster is Master Cho.
477
00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:46,085
What're you talking about?Master Tung is a pussy!
478
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,454
[fighting]
479
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:53,292
[Thug] Hit him in the stomach!
480
00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:57,596
[Thug] Hit him in the balls!
481
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:03,602
Hey, look!
482
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,737
He's got nunchucksin his pocket.
483
00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:09,876
Well let's go check him out.
484
00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:13,745
Hey.
485
00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:16,715
You got a permit tocarry those nunchucks?
486
00:30:16,748 --> 00:30:18,750
This?
487
00:30:18,784 --> 00:30:20,887
You don't need nopermit for this.
488
00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:24,590
That's a lethal weapon.You're under arrest.
489
00:30:24,623 --> 00:30:26,092
Wait a minute...wait, wait a minute!
490
00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:28,194
[bell dings]
491
00:30:28,861 --> 00:30:31,630
These are my chopsticks.
492
00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:38,304
I'm just a big eater.
493
00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:49,581
Chopstick licking good.
494
00:30:51,050 --> 00:30:55,087
* [Italian music]
495
00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:09,868
I sure hope this isgonna work, boss.
496
00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:11,337
You hope-a.
497
00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:15,107
It better work, or the bossof bosses is gonna makesashimi out of us.
498
00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:19,878
Hey, you can count on me, boss.I'm not gonna let you down.
499
00:31:19,912 --> 00:31:23,715
Yeah. Remember Freddie, you'rethe only one I can trust.
500
00:31:23,749 --> 00:31:25,717
I can't-a trust-aBig Al anymore.
501
00:31:25,751 --> 00:31:28,520
[Freddie] Yeah well, there havebeen rumors going around.
502
00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:31,557
[Little Pete] What? That theBig Al thinks he's going toboss of the West-a Coast?
503
00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:34,526
That-a sneaky bastardnever get my job! Never!
504
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,430
Listen, boss. Nobody can teardown a reputation like yours!
505
00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:40,632
You're a good boy Freddie.
506
00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:45,071
You've always been a loyal,trusted servant of-a la familia.
507
00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:47,673
When you get back-a from thisjob, I'm-a gonna promote you.
508
00:31:47,706 --> 00:31:50,476
You're gonna be my,eh... consigliere.
509
00:31:50,509 --> 00:31:51,810
Really?
510
00:31:51,843 --> 00:31:54,346
Like Robert Duvall? Wow!
511
00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:58,250
You gonna sit in Big Al's-a seatat the other end of the table.
512
00:31:58,284 --> 00:32:00,286
I hope I don't haveto sit on his lap.
513
00:32:00,319 --> 00:32:02,021
Sit on his lap?
514
00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:04,123
-You make a joke.-Yeah.
515
00:32:04,156 --> 00:32:06,225
[Little Pete] People say Igotta no sense of humor.
516
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,159
No...
517
00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:09,095
[Little Pete] Seethere's a laugh.
518
00:32:09,128 --> 00:32:12,164
You make a me laugh!
519
00:32:18,204 --> 00:32:20,372
Hurry up. I don't wanna missHollywood-a Squares.
520
00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:21,940
Yeah, boy! Florence Henderson.
521
00:32:21,974 --> 00:32:23,009
Florence Henderson.
522
00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:24,010
Ha! Ha!
523
00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:26,112
Remember, don't tell-aBruce about anything.
524
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:27,980
Oo! Oo!
525
00:32:28,014 --> 00:32:28,514
All right!
526
00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:30,249
[Freddie]Yeah.
527
00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:32,718
Make sure thisplace is locked up.
528
00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,321
Because this-a stuff is worthmillions of dollars now.
529
00:32:35,354 --> 00:32:36,155
[Freddie]Yes, sir.
530
00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:40,559
-That's it, huh?-[Freddie] Uh-huh.
531
00:32:40,592 --> 00:32:43,129
[music]
532
00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:06,485
Put the barbells down, I gottatalk to you.
533
00:33:07,253 --> 00:33:08,520
Look at you.
534
00:33:08,554 --> 00:33:10,922
You've been eating too muchpasta.
535
00:33:10,956 --> 00:33:14,360
Take that tie off and get downhere and work out with me.
536
00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:17,329
Carmen, put those goddamn thingsdown.
537
00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:19,665
I got the plan set up.
538
00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:22,868
I hope this plan is better thanthe last one.
539
00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:25,137
If you wanna be boss on the Westcoast
540
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:28,140
killing Pete's dog isn't gonnado it.
541
00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:30,142
You know that poison was meantfor Little Pete.
542
00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:33,045
How was I supposed to know thedog likes cigars
543
00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:34,680
[sigh]
544
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:40,386
So. What's your plan this timeRover?
545
00:33:40,419 --> 00:33:44,856
You know I love you just beforeyou get slapped.
546
00:33:44,890 --> 00:33:46,658
Ahh!
547
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:49,195
Yo... ahh!!!
548
00:33:50,096 --> 00:33:51,930
Had enough?
549
00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:55,834
You really know how to hurt aguy, huh? Thanks, darling.
550
00:33:56,168 --> 00:33:57,469
Uh!
551
00:33:57,503 --> 00:33:59,138
Bad news for Maverick.
552
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:02,040
Your brothers and sisters arebeing killed for their ivory.
553
00:34:02,074 --> 00:34:03,675
Shut up and listen to me.
554
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:06,545
If I'm boss on the coast, you'llbe right there alongside of me.
555
00:34:06,578 --> 00:34:09,948
You'd like that power wouldn'tyou? Uh-huh.
556
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:12,451
Why'd you have to kick me? Youdidn't have to kick me.
557
00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:15,321
-Oh, I'm sorry poor baby.-Ehh...
558
00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:18,957
Look, the Boss of Bosses isgoing to exterminate Little Pete
559
00:34:18,990 --> 00:34:20,992
if one more job gets busted.
560
00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:22,928
I know Little Pete's plan.
561
00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:25,131
They're setting up Bruce as thedelivery stooge.
562
00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:26,232
You follow Bruce.
563
00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:27,899
Switch the coke whenever youcan.
564
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:29,635
Before they get to New York.Okay?
565
00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:31,970
Little Pete will be river moss.
566
00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:34,573
And I'll be Boss of the Westcoast.
567
00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,475
Ahhh!
568
00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:41,347
You mean we will be the boss onthe West coast.
569
00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:44,450
Hey, that's what I said.
570
00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,325
Bruce.
571
00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:57,696
You're a hero.
572
00:34:57,729 --> 00:34:59,064
I saw you in the papers.
573
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,866
You're very brave.
574
00:35:00,899 --> 00:35:02,368
Where'd you get your black belt?
575
00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:04,836
Oh, I got my black belt in theOrient.
576
00:35:04,870 --> 00:35:07,339
It was easier, only writtentest.
577
00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:09,175
Do you have a girlfriend?
578
00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:11,143
I'm a sex object.
579
00:35:11,177 --> 00:35:14,446
Every time I ask girl sex, theyobject.
580
00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:17,683
Well, could I be yourgirlfriend?
581
00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:21,420
Listen, I'll give you thisnecklace.
582
00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:23,322
[Anita] Here...
583
00:35:24,223 --> 00:35:27,859
we'll go steady. Okay?
584
00:35:33,332 --> 00:35:35,301
Now, as long as you wear this
585
00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:37,603
I'm not gonna make love toanother man.
586
00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,838
Me neither.
587
00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:44,576
* [Italian music]
588
00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:46,978
[Little Pete]Bruce, I gotta new job for you.
589
00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:50,015
-[Bruce] New job?-Yeah, I'm giving you a raise.
590
00:35:50,048 --> 00:35:52,083
From now on you getta minimumwage.
591
00:35:52,117 --> 00:35:53,985
What I gotta do, Boss?
592
00:35:54,420 --> 00:35:56,522
Listen and I tell you.
593
00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:59,225
Your spaghetti recipe, it's afamous.
594
00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:03,362
I tell all my friends, allaround-a the country about yourChinese-a noodles.
595
00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:06,998
And they are very anxious to getthis uh, special flour.
596
00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:09,535
So, I'm gonna send you to NewYork.
597
00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:11,903
New York?
598
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:13,705
M-m-I'm going to New York?!
599
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:16,174
You gotta learn about America.
600
00:36:16,208 --> 00:36:19,110
This is-a one great country.
601
00:36:19,144 --> 00:36:20,612
When do I start?
602
00:36:20,646 --> 00:36:21,947
Whatta you got ants in yourpants?
603
00:36:21,980 --> 00:36:23,815
When I say so.
604
00:36:23,849 --> 00:36:25,817
How long does it take to fly toNew York?
605
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:28,086
[speaks Italian] Wait aminute. Not-a so fast.
606
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:31,223
First-a, you gotta stopin-a different cities.
607
00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:35,193
If you don't deliver the flourto all-a my friends
608
00:36:35,227 --> 00:36:36,862
you'll never get to New York.
609
00:36:36,895 --> 00:36:37,896
Understand?
610
00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:40,866
I finally get to go to New York.
611
00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:42,634
Freddie, he's gonna chauffeuryou.
612
00:36:42,668 --> 00:36:46,305
Freddie? My chauffeur?
613
00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:47,706
Why don't we want to fly?
614
00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:48,940
Fly?
615
00:36:48,974 --> 00:36:50,776
When you fly you see nothing
616
00:36:50,809 --> 00:36:54,913
but when you drive, you get toknow this beautiful-a country.
617
00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:57,082
Start packing.
618
00:36:57,115 --> 00:36:59,951
Bruce, where did you getthat necklace? I neverseen that on you before.
619
00:36:59,985 --> 00:37:03,221
Oh, this? It was giftfrom my new girlfriend.
620
00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:05,791
Ahh...when you get back-afrom your trip, maybe...
621
00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:07,359
ahh you get married, huh?
622
00:37:07,393 --> 00:37:10,329
Oh, I love get married but Ihate to give up my girlfriend.
623
00:37:10,362 --> 00:37:12,130
Bruce, so tell us about-a yourgirl.
624
00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:14,165
Oh, she's beautiful!
625
00:37:14,199 --> 00:37:15,601
Sexy legs.
626
00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:17,303
Really big eyes.
627
00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:18,504
Yeah, yeah?!
628
00:37:18,537 --> 00:37:21,940
Did you touch any... I mean...ha... ggg...
629
00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,775
Easy animali!
630
00:37:23,809 --> 00:37:25,744
-She hugged me.-[Freddie] Yeah?
631
00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:28,880
-And she was moaning.-[Freddie] Yeah? Yeah?
632
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,350
-[Bruce] She pulledmy shirt off.-[Freddie] Yeah?
633
00:37:31,383 --> 00:37:33,218
-[Bruce] Scratch my back.-[Freddie] Yeah?
634
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,853
-[Bruce] Kissing my eyes.-[Freddie] Ooh!
635
00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:36,955
-[Bruce] Kissing my nose.-[Freddie] Yeah, yeah yeah!
636
00:37:36,988 --> 00:37:40,392
-[Bruce] Breathing in my ear.-[Freddie] So, so, was she good?
637
00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:44,830
[Bruce] Yeah, I'm not sure.I don't kiss and tell.
638
00:37:45,931 --> 00:37:47,466
This is serious.
639
00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:50,235
Now, Bruce can lead us to thehead of this drug ring and youguys know it.
640
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:53,872
Now we got to do whatever ittakes to get him to New York.
641
00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:56,408
Breathing in my ear.
642
00:38:03,048 --> 00:38:04,450
Bruce...
643
00:38:04,483 --> 00:38:06,918
be sure to deliver all the flour
644
00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:08,654
and-a never let it out of yoursight,
645
00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:11,056
or else you never get to NewYork.
646
00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,725
Freddie he's-a going to keep aneye on you. Right, Freddie?
647
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,861
That's right, we're not going tolet you down, Boss.
648
00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:19,164
Oh, I wanna capture thismorning. Say Kim-cheese!
649
00:38:19,197 --> 00:38:21,433
[Little Pete]No. No. No. No pictures!
650
00:38:22,568 --> 00:38:25,971
Just-a remember, to never let-athe flour out of your sight!
651
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:30,108
Huh?! All right. Your first-astop is Las Vegas. Enjoyyourself.
652
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,078
But don't gamble unless Freddieshows you how to do it, huh?!
653
00:38:33,111 --> 00:38:36,948
I never gambled before. I can'teven say "bwack" jack.
654
00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,550
Goodbye. So long.
655
00:38:38,584 --> 00:38:40,352
Ciao. Ciao.
656
00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:44,523
Freddie, remember drive-acarefully on the road.
657
00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:47,025
We can't afford accidentsor tickets, huh?!
658
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:48,794
Good boy.
659
00:38:55,801 --> 00:38:57,302
[screeching tires]
660
00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,204
Ahhh!
661
00:39:01,907 --> 00:39:03,709
* [music]
662
00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:25,664
[Freddie] Ye-ah-ha!!! Las Vegas!
663
00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:28,066
The town whereeverybody's a winner!
664
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:30,268
Boy, look at these places.
665
00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:32,337
[Bruce] Where'sthe Mustang Ranch?
666
00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:34,840
My grandfather oncehad a suite there.
667
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:36,775
[laughter]
668
00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:39,110
* [Jewish music]
669
00:39:41,647 --> 00:39:44,816
Cy... Cy... listen up.
670
00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:48,353
Boss of Bosses thinks he candeliver powder in my town
671
00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:50,522
without kicking in. He's crazy!
672
00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:54,159
I vant you should getLittle Pete's delivery man
673
00:39:54,192 --> 00:39:55,927
and kill him if you have to
674
00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:58,329
but bring that powder to me.
675
00:39:58,830 --> 00:39:59,998
Here...
676
00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:01,833
these are the guys you kill.
677
00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:06,404
Intercept the cocainebefore it gets to theLas Vegas connection.
678
00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:08,974
Waste 'em, beforethey leave town.
679
00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,943
Be a pleasure, boss.
680
00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:16,381
Oh, and would you remind meto call my mother on Tuesday.
681
00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:24,322
* [lounge music]
682
00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:26,191
-Hi...hi.-How are ya?
683
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:29,160
Aw, thanks.
684
00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:33,364
We heard a lot about you Bruce.
685
00:40:33,398 --> 00:40:36,702
Your martial arts andyour special flour here.
686
00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:38,770
You want me to cook for you?
687
00:40:38,804 --> 00:40:42,474
No. We got our ownrecipe for this flour.
688
00:40:42,508 --> 00:40:43,909
Why don't you two guys, eh
689
00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:46,912
-sit at the table?-Oh, thank you.
690
00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:53,885
You guys must be thirstyafter such a long, hot trip.
691
00:40:53,919 --> 00:40:55,521
Hey, Miss Twillinger
692
00:40:55,554 --> 00:40:57,623
bring my friends ice cold beer.
693
00:40:57,656 --> 00:40:59,024
Do you know anythingabout gambling?
694
00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:00,258
Gambling?
695
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,062
I met a woman who made herhusband a millionaire bygambling.
696
00:41:04,095 --> 00:41:06,532
-Really?-Yeah. But he wasbillionaire before.
697
00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:09,267
Hey, that's funny. I like that.
698
00:41:12,003 --> 00:41:14,540
I'm gonna teach you howto play "bwack" jack.
699
00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:17,375
Now if you wanna another card
700
00:41:17,408 --> 00:41:18,844
you go like this, okay?
701
00:41:18,877 --> 00:41:20,512
If you don't wanna another card
702
00:41:20,546 --> 00:41:22,247
then you go likethat, all right?
703
00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,750
Do what I do. You got it? Okay.
704
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,018
No, no.
705
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:28,887
Cut the cards, sir.
706
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,122
Just cut the cards!
707
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,625
Ye-aw!
708
00:41:33,659 --> 00:41:35,994
[crowd screams]
709
00:41:36,562 --> 00:41:39,197
[indistinct singing]
710
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,499
Hi there. Wannahave a good time?
711
00:41:41,533 --> 00:41:43,334
-Ahh...-Ha. Ha. Listen, lady.
712
00:41:43,368 --> 00:41:45,937
This guy is just a wet noodle,if you know what I mean.
713
00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:48,506
-But me, I'm a caged tiger!-Ooh-hmm.
714
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:53,278
-Why don't I have youjoin me in my penthouse?-Penthouse.
715
00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:57,883
I'm always attractedto men with big bucks.
716
00:41:57,916 --> 00:41:59,484
Let's go tiger.
717
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:01,687
The way you were dressed,I thought you were justthe chauffeur.
718
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:02,888
But he is a chauffeur-
719
00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:06,858
Yeah, ha ha, you... chauffeur.What are you crazy?! Ayi!
720
00:42:06,892 --> 00:42:08,359
Yeah, I bet yougot great thighs!
721
00:42:08,393 --> 00:42:10,095
-Mmm-hmm.-Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
722
00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:12,831
* [music] [slots pulling]
723
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,128
Are you having bad luck?
724
00:42:43,161 --> 00:42:45,496
This machine onlyknow how to eat.
725
00:42:45,530 --> 00:42:47,265
Must be constipated.
726
00:42:47,298 --> 00:42:48,600
Here...
727
00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:50,636
Try this one for good luck.
728
00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:53,571
[Bruce] You look so beautiful.
729
00:42:53,605 --> 00:42:55,173
You from New York?
730
00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:57,809
No, sweetie, I'm from Ohio.
731
00:43:03,314 --> 00:43:04,683
[hitting jackpot]
732
00:43:04,716 --> 00:43:06,618
Ahhh!!!
733
00:43:09,721 --> 00:43:11,489
Look at all this money.
734
00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:13,224
You hit the jackpot.
735
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:16,427
I'm gonna be millionaire!
736
00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:18,563
Thank you, grandfather!
737
00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,568
[coins jingling]
738
00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:27,873
Oh. No more pockets.
739
00:43:27,906 --> 00:43:29,741
What am I gonna do?
740
00:43:30,475 --> 00:43:33,879
Exactly! I got an idea.
741
00:43:36,081 --> 00:43:37,482
[slots ringing]
742
00:43:45,490 --> 00:43:48,694
Ahh... put it in.
743
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,497
Whatever you say.
744
00:43:54,866 --> 00:43:56,301
Ahhh...
745
00:43:58,503 --> 00:44:01,272
How would you like to goto a party with me, sugar?
746
00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:02,340
Party?
747
00:44:02,373 --> 00:44:03,975
I love parties.
748
00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:05,010
Who's party?
749
00:44:05,043 --> 00:44:06,745
Your party.
750
00:44:06,778 --> 00:44:08,313
I have no party.
751
00:44:09,047 --> 00:44:11,082
I'll make you a party.
752
00:44:11,116 --> 00:44:13,885
Oh, that must be surprise party.
753
00:44:17,355 --> 00:44:19,524
* [music] [coins jingling]
754
00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:22,593
Ooo!
755
00:44:25,030 --> 00:44:27,198
[kung-fu fighting noises]
756
00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:39,878
Ayi! Call me a doctor!! Ahh!
757
00:44:40,912 --> 00:44:42,213
You're not bleeding.
758
00:44:42,247 --> 00:44:45,283
Thank God. That knifenever touched you.
759
00:44:45,817 --> 00:44:47,452
Well then, call me a banker!
760
00:44:47,485 --> 00:44:52,023
* [sings "La donna èmobile" from Verdi] *
761
00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:08,740
[kung-fu fighting noises]
762
00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:13,812
* [action music] [kung-fu fighting noises]
763
00:45:23,154 --> 00:45:24,555
[screams]
764
00:45:24,589 --> 00:45:26,491
Listen to that.
765
00:45:26,524 --> 00:45:28,827
They must be havinga good time.
766
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:32,097
Hey, that's my partner Bruce.
767
00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:35,266
Well, sounds like he foundsomething wild, didn't he.
768
00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:38,136
I'm just as wild asany girl in this town.
769
00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:39,971
[screaming]
770
00:45:45,643 --> 00:45:48,213
-You gotta give me more time.-Time's up!
771
00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:51,182
And now we're inthe bonus round.
772
00:45:52,017 --> 00:45:53,351
Uh, listen.
773
00:45:53,384 --> 00:45:56,187
Why don't you have your friend,uh, give you a few tips.
774
00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:58,323
He must be incredible.
775
00:45:58,356 --> 00:46:01,026
In fact, if he ever has the time
776
00:46:01,059 --> 00:46:03,294
I'll give him a discount.
777
00:46:03,328 --> 00:46:04,796
[kung-fu fighting noises]
778
00:46:10,068 --> 00:46:11,736
[screams]
779
00:46:14,405 --> 00:46:17,275
[screaming]
780
00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:30,688
What happened?
781
00:46:35,193 --> 00:46:36,361
Are you sick or something?
782
00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:37,762
[door opens]
783
00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:40,098
Okay! That's it!
784
00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,833
That's it! I've had enough.
785
00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:44,135
Enough is enough.It's bu...ah, Jesus!
786
00:46:44,169 --> 00:46:46,471
That's enough! That's it!Forget it! No more! No more!
787
00:46:46,504 --> 00:46:47,873
[moans]
788
00:46:47,906 --> 00:46:50,541
Ah geez! Two girls?!
789
00:46:50,575 --> 00:46:52,310
No, there are more girls coming.
790
00:46:52,343 --> 00:46:55,246
Ahh! No. I can't takeit...out! Get out!
791
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:56,948
Get out! Right now!
792
00:46:56,982 --> 00:47:01,920
Out! Get out of here! Get outof the... right...take... Getout! Get out! Get out!
793
00:47:01,953 --> 00:47:05,356
I can't take it. Ican't take it. Get out.
794
00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:08,326
I don't wanna... ahhh!
795
00:47:09,694 --> 00:47:11,329
[Freddie] Boy, am I'm gladwe're out of that zoo.
796
00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:13,965
[Bruce] Did you learnanything in Vegas?
797
00:47:13,999 --> 00:47:18,569
It's show biz! Sammy Davis, Jr.
798
00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:20,771
Heh, heh!
799
00:47:20,805 --> 00:47:22,373
[Freddie] Will you takeoff those rings!
800
00:47:22,407 --> 00:47:23,674
You look ridiculous.
801
00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:27,345
-Come on. Take 'emoff! Take 'em off....-OK.
802
00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:29,347
Come on, take themoff, off, off!
803
00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:31,816
[tires screeching]
804
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:34,485
[police sirens]
805
00:47:36,754 --> 00:47:38,123
Oh, God. The cops!
806
00:47:38,156 --> 00:47:40,125
All right, nowdon't make trouble.
807
00:47:40,158 --> 00:47:43,861
-[Freddie speaking Italian]-[Bruce imitating Kojak]Who loves ya baby?
808
00:47:43,895 --> 00:47:47,698
[Bruce singing]* And now the end is near --
809
00:47:47,732 --> 00:47:49,834
Stop it. Will you stop it.Will you just stop it!
810
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:52,137
I'm just doing Frank Sinatra.
811
00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:53,771
He did it his way.
812
00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:58,376
[singing]* I did it sideways!
813
00:47:58,409 --> 00:48:00,078
All right be cool.Be cool. You're cool?
814
00:48:00,111 --> 00:48:01,612
I'm cool. You're cool. I'm cool.
815
00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:03,648
God it's hot.
816
00:48:03,982 --> 00:48:07,285
[Bruce] Hee. Hee. Hee. Hee.
817
00:48:07,318 --> 00:48:09,520
-[Officer] Howdy...-[Freddie] Hey...
818
00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:12,390
You wanna show me yourdriver's license?
819
00:48:12,423 --> 00:48:16,527
If you guys keep taking itaway, how is he supposedto show it to you?
820
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:18,964
Is, uh, this car registered?
821
00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:22,067
No. This car Oldsmobile.
822
00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:25,236
Wanna show me your registration?
823
00:48:25,270 --> 00:48:27,505
Uh, yeah, right.Registration, right, here.
824
00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:29,174
Ahhh!
825
00:48:29,207 --> 00:48:32,210
You...speeder,sign right there.
826
00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:33,979
-I have to sign...-Sign?
827
00:48:34,012 --> 00:48:36,681
You Libra. Put down Libra.
828
00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:42,420
What are you on, drugs?
829
00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:43,621
[Bruce] No officer, I'm--
830
00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:45,890
[Officer 2]You shut up!
831
00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:47,825
That's groovy.
832
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:51,062
Chinese boy got a funny mouth.
833
00:48:51,096 --> 00:48:53,098
[Officer 2]Mmm-hmm!
834
00:48:53,131 --> 00:48:54,665
Whatcha got in the bag?
835
00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:56,567
What this?
836
00:48:56,601 --> 00:48:58,803
This is famous Chinese flour.
837
00:48:58,836 --> 00:49:02,373
The best recipe formaking noodles.
838
00:49:02,407 --> 00:49:04,575
You should try some of this.
839
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:07,045
It's from Mainland China.
840
00:49:07,078 --> 00:49:08,779
Here, taste it.
841
00:49:08,813 --> 00:49:12,683
[singing]
842
00:49:16,187 --> 00:49:19,157
I hate Chinese food.
843
00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:21,592
Half hour lateryou hungry again.
844
00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:23,728
Hahaha! That's a good one!
845
00:49:23,761 --> 00:49:25,596
[banging on hood of car][laughter]
846
00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:30,201
That's a good one. Ha. Ha. Ha.[Freddie and the officers laugh]
847
00:49:32,137 --> 00:49:34,739
I don't get it.
848
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:37,742
Boy...you look likean illegal alien.
849
00:49:37,775 --> 00:49:40,011
You got yourself green card?
850
00:49:40,045 --> 00:49:41,346
No, I got blue card.
851
00:49:41,379 --> 00:49:44,415
Well, I guess, uh, that's it,huh? We better be going.
852
00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:46,317
Thank you very much.Have a nice day.
853
00:49:46,351 --> 00:49:51,056
And as a token of our friendship
854
00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:52,923
I want you to have this.
855
00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:57,395
You want us to have this?
856
00:49:57,428 --> 00:50:00,198
Yeah and there is plentymore where it come from.
857
00:50:00,231 --> 00:50:02,733
No. He doesn't mean that[nervous laughter]
858
00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,469
Tell 'em you don'tmean that, Bruce.
859
00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:06,704
I sure mean that. Keep it.
860
00:50:06,737 --> 00:50:09,907
[Officer 1]I believe the Chineseboy offering us a bribe.
861
00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:13,411
-Kind of looks like it.-No. No. No.
862
00:50:13,444 --> 00:50:15,513
-[Officer 1] Get out of the car.-Jesus. No.
863
00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:19,184
[Officer 1] Get outof the car now!
864
00:50:19,217 --> 00:50:20,618
[Officer 2] You can't bribe us.
865
00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:23,588
[Officer 1] At leastnot with nickels.
866
00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:27,925
* [sexy music]
867
00:50:28,693 --> 00:50:30,228
Could you help me?
868
00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:34,532
I think I gotta slowleak in my rear tire.
869
00:50:34,565 --> 00:50:36,301
Whoo-ooo!!!
870
00:50:36,934 --> 00:50:39,970
I'll be more and glad tohelp you out ma'am.
871
00:50:40,004 --> 00:50:41,972
Did you say you think you'vegot a slow leak ma'am?
872
00:50:42,006 --> 00:50:44,642
Well, I don't knowanything about cars.
873
00:50:44,675 --> 00:50:47,011
But I do know about practically
874
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,513
everything else.
875
00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:50,014
I bet you do!
876
00:50:50,047 --> 00:50:51,849
Get the hell in the car.
877
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:53,418
-I'm hip.-Get in the car!
878
00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:55,120
Hip, hip!
879
00:50:55,153 --> 00:50:57,088
Ye-aw!
880
00:50:57,122 --> 00:50:59,390
[tires screeching]
881
00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:02,793
Give 'em some chloroform and, uh
882
00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:04,061
put 'em in the patrol car.
883
00:51:04,095 --> 00:51:06,431
That should buy some time.
884
00:51:07,265 --> 00:51:10,868
[engine dying]
885
00:51:24,482 --> 00:51:26,184
Doh! Jesus!
886
00:51:30,288 --> 00:51:31,756
[horn blaring]
887
00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:36,827
[Bruce] Great! That Toyotadidn't even stop for me.
888
00:51:36,861 --> 00:51:39,430
I was once run over by a Toyota.
889
00:51:39,464 --> 00:51:41,299
Oh, what a feeling!
890
00:51:41,632 --> 00:51:43,501
[Freddie] Look, we can'twaste much time, ya know!
891
00:51:43,534 --> 00:51:45,736
The cops will be on ourneck any minute now.
892
00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:47,638
Ahhh! That's got it.
893
00:51:47,672 --> 00:51:49,574
-[men] Ye-ah! Ye-ah! Ye-ah!-[Freddie hits head on metal]
894
00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:52,643
-[Freddie] Jesus!-[Bruce] It's an attack! Attack!
895
00:51:52,677 --> 00:51:54,044
Attack!
896
00:51:54,078 --> 00:51:57,182
Ye-ah! Ye-ah! Hey...
897
00:52:07,091 --> 00:52:08,793
Kung Fu cowboy?
898
00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:11,462
Seems like you gotyourselves in a heap oftrouble there, partner.
899
00:52:11,496 --> 00:52:13,364
Or did you just marry a cop?
900
00:52:13,398 --> 00:52:14,799
[Freddie] Uh, excuse me
901
00:52:14,832 --> 00:52:17,101
do you happen to know ablacksmith or somebodyaround who can get this
902
00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:19,537
uh, hand-- braceletoff my friend?
903
00:52:19,570 --> 00:52:21,005
I'll do betterthan that for you.
904
00:52:21,038 --> 00:52:22,173
Hold your arm outstraight there.
905
00:52:22,207 --> 00:52:23,174
[Freddie] Woah!
906
00:52:23,208 --> 00:52:25,210
[gunfire]
907
00:52:27,312 --> 00:52:28,713
Wow!
908
00:52:30,915 --> 00:52:32,650
-See ya!-Happy trails.
909
00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:35,620
* [cowboy music] [horse whinnies]
910
00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:40,625
* [country music] [people partying]
911
00:52:45,696 --> 00:52:46,631
[Freddie] Well Bruce
912
00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:49,234
that takes care ofthe Houston delivery.
913
00:52:49,267 --> 00:52:50,635
[Bruce] Another job is over now.
914
00:52:50,668 --> 00:52:53,037
It's a Miller time!
915
00:52:54,339 --> 00:52:57,174
* [country music] [people partying]
916
00:53:00,678 --> 00:53:02,112
[inaudible over crowd noise]
917
00:53:06,351 --> 00:53:07,818
Hi.
918
00:53:18,929 --> 00:53:22,300
[Bartender] What's yourpleasure, cowboy?
919
00:53:23,067 --> 00:53:24,835
Sake Light.
920
00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:27,372
Oh, we don't got no Sake Light.
921
00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:29,940
All we got is Sake Natural.
922
00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:34,111
I come all the wayfrom California
923
00:53:34,144 --> 00:53:38,383
and the only thing yougot is Sake Natural?
924
00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:53,764
It ain't bad, I'm surprised.
925
00:53:53,798 --> 00:53:55,633
[rumbling]
926
00:53:55,666 --> 00:53:57,902
[window breaking]
927
00:53:57,935 --> 00:54:00,705
[screams]
928
00:54:02,106 --> 00:54:05,042
[cowboy] I'm atwo-fisted drinker.
929
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:09,380
I like to drink andpunch people out.
930
00:54:09,414 --> 00:54:11,682
Oh, I like to drinkand eat sushi.
931
00:54:11,716 --> 00:54:13,351
Suzy? Suzy's my girl.
932
00:54:13,384 --> 00:54:15,453
Oh, you like sushi?Like I like sushi.
933
00:54:15,486 --> 00:54:17,221
Yeah. I like Suzy.
934
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:18,556
I had sushi last night.
935
00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:19,790
[Crowd] Ohhh!
936
00:54:19,824 --> 00:54:21,359
You should eat sushiin the morning.
937
00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:24,194
Sushi in the evening.Sushi for supper time.
938
00:54:24,228 --> 00:54:26,531
Then you wouldn't be so fat.
939
00:54:29,467 --> 00:54:31,736
What the hell's wrongwith you, China boy?!
940
00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:33,638
[Bar patron] What's your name?
941
00:54:33,671 --> 00:54:36,173
Wong or Dong?
942
00:54:37,308 --> 00:54:39,043
They call me Bruce.
943
00:54:39,076 --> 00:54:40,177
[cowboy] Bruce?
944
00:54:40,210 --> 00:54:42,246
No, [with lisp] Bruce.
945
00:54:44,148 --> 00:54:46,451
Well I'll tell you what Bruce
946
00:54:46,484 --> 00:54:49,820
I'm going to put bruisesall over your body.
947
00:54:49,854 --> 00:54:51,889
* [dream music]
948
00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:57,995
If you can snatch thispebble from my hand
949
00:54:58,028 --> 00:55:00,398
then you are ready.
950
00:55:01,198 --> 00:55:03,701
Grandfather, there isbig bird over your head.
951
00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:06,203
[laughing]
952
00:55:06,236 --> 00:55:09,907
I'm not gonna to fallfor that old trick.
953
00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:12,276
[bird squawks]
954
00:55:13,043 --> 00:55:15,145
[laughing][Grandfather] Aww!
955
00:55:20,385 --> 00:55:21,352
-[stomping]-Ow!
956
00:55:21,386 --> 00:55:23,788
* [country music]
957
00:55:26,391 --> 00:55:29,394
[sound of fighting inside]
958
00:55:32,763 --> 00:55:34,899
* [superhero music]
959
00:55:41,972 --> 00:55:46,977
* [country music] [kung-fu fighting sounds]
960
00:57:00,685 --> 00:57:05,255
Ooh! Punchin' doggies!
961
00:57:06,891 --> 00:57:08,893
[police radio]
962
00:57:16,066 --> 00:57:17,902
Let's get out of here.
963
00:57:22,139 --> 00:57:23,808
[police radio]
964
00:57:25,142 --> 00:57:27,678
Holy turds!
965
00:57:27,712 --> 00:57:29,013
Anybody drunk?
966
00:57:29,046 --> 00:57:30,815
I want to arrest somebody!
967
00:57:30,848 --> 00:57:32,883
Hey, guys! Let's waituntil they throw up here.
968
00:57:32,917 --> 00:57:35,152
I hate to clean up the jail.
969
00:57:35,185 --> 00:57:36,987
[gunfire]
970
00:57:38,088 --> 00:57:41,358
Well don't just stand there,arrest somebody!
971
00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:44,128
You gotta shut the hell up!
972
00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:45,663
He ain't with us?
973
00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:48,065
I thought he was... if Stefanhadn't been trying to stealthe furniture
974
00:57:48,098 --> 00:57:50,300
we wouldn't be in here.
975
00:57:50,334 --> 00:57:51,769
What're you looking at?
976
00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:54,071
Haven't you seen aguy in a jail before?
977
00:57:54,104 --> 00:57:56,941
[Bruce] You're lucky, theseiron bars in the way.
978
00:57:56,974 --> 00:58:00,277
I'll finish you punks offanother time.
979
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:02,547
When I get out of here
980
00:58:02,580 --> 00:58:05,916
I'm gonna squashyour face, Bruce!!!
981
00:58:05,950 --> 00:58:08,118
Hey this food sucks!
982
00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:10,187
How 'bout some mashed taters!
983
00:58:10,921 --> 00:58:14,158
Gee whiz! I gotta--Igotta riot on my hands.
984
00:58:14,191 --> 00:58:16,293
What am I supposedto do about it?!
985
00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:18,563
Serve real food, fat face.
986
00:58:18,596 --> 00:58:21,165
Now listen, Stefan. I don'thave to take that from you.
987
00:58:21,198 --> 00:58:22,466
[Bruce] Oh, I got an idea.
988
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,669
Why don't I make myfamous Chinese noodles.
989
00:58:24,702 --> 00:58:26,971
Oh, my favorite dishis moo goo gai!
990
00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:30,074
You're favorite dishis some young guy![laughter]
991
00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:32,777
I have a very special flourright here in my bag.
992
00:58:32,810 --> 00:58:34,812
Oh gee, I don't know.
993
00:58:34,845 --> 00:58:36,881
[everyone] Guard sucks!Guard sucks!
994
00:58:36,914 --> 00:58:38,649
The guard sucks!The guard sucks!
995
00:58:38,683 --> 00:58:40,851
The guard sucks!The guard sucks!
996
00:58:40,885 --> 00:58:43,187
The guard sucks!The guard sucks!
997
00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:45,322
The guard sucks!The guard sucks!
998
00:58:45,355 --> 00:58:46,423
The guard sucks!The guard sucks!
999
00:58:46,456 --> 00:58:48,158
Stop it!
1000
00:58:48,192 --> 00:58:51,428
I'll let him go in andcook in the jail kitchen.
1001
00:58:51,461 --> 00:58:54,498
Yeah! All right. All right.
1002
00:58:56,233 --> 00:58:57,534
You got microwave wok?
1003
00:58:57,568 --> 00:58:59,003
I don't think thisis a good idea.
1004
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:00,971
Pretty face, stay out of this.
1005
00:59:01,005 --> 00:59:02,306
Look you don't understand.
1006
00:59:02,339 --> 00:59:05,042
Look, this is veryexpensive flour.
1007
00:59:05,075 --> 00:59:07,712
We can't afford to waste iton a bunch of prisoners.
1008
00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:08,813
Don't be selfish.
1009
00:59:08,846 --> 00:59:10,447
Guard. Take me to the kitchen.
1010
00:59:12,082 --> 00:59:13,283
Let go!
1011
00:59:13,317 --> 00:59:15,419
* [music]
1012
00:59:15,820 --> 00:59:17,187
Look what you did!
1013
00:59:17,221 --> 00:59:19,757
God, the boss is gonna kill me!
1014
00:59:24,695 --> 00:59:28,132
The more I inhale, Iwant to be an astronaut.
1015
00:59:28,165 --> 00:59:33,437
Well, the more I inhale themore sick and tired I getof your face.
1016
00:59:33,470 --> 00:59:35,272
All your faces.
1017
00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:38,408
Everybody go home!
1018
00:59:44,982 --> 00:59:48,385
Let's go catch us somereal criminals.
1019
00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:50,454
Yeah!!!
1020
00:59:51,956 --> 00:59:53,557
Will you excuse me for a moment.
1021
00:59:53,590 --> 00:59:54,792
Go ahead.
1022
00:59:57,127 --> 01:00:00,530
Man, you have enough on thatarm for a condominium...
1023
01:00:01,699 --> 01:00:03,000
in Florida.
1024
01:00:03,033 --> 01:00:04,368
Damn!
1025
01:00:05,703 --> 01:00:07,972
-You still got that M&M's?-Yeah.
1026
01:00:08,005 --> 01:00:10,507
-Let's peel them and eat them.-Yeah.
1027
01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:13,110
-And then we'll jog to Europe.-Gotcha!
1028
01:00:13,143 --> 01:00:14,411
Come on.
1029
01:00:15,813 --> 01:00:18,716
[police sirens][everyone singing]* Oh, the yellow rose of Texas
1030
01:00:18,749 --> 01:00:21,652
* Is the only gal for me!
1031
01:00:21,686 --> 01:00:24,755
Where's the best littleGeshia house in Texas?
1032
01:00:24,789 --> 01:00:26,724
Oh, it's right up the roadhere, we'll take you there.
1033
01:00:26,757 --> 01:00:29,927
Oh yeah, I gotta havesome sushi. Sushi.
1034
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:31,662
* If you knew sushi
1035
01:00:31,696 --> 01:00:35,700
* Like I knew sushi [continue singing...]
1036
01:00:38,602 --> 01:00:40,304
Ahhh!!!!
1037
01:00:41,772 --> 01:00:44,709
Whooo!!! Whooo!!!
1038
01:00:49,613 --> 01:00:51,849
Where...Freddie whereare you going?
1039
01:00:51,882 --> 01:00:54,018
I'm going to ride to ridge,where the west commences.
1040
01:00:54,051 --> 01:00:56,620
I'm gonna find my new horizons!
1041
01:00:58,355 --> 01:01:00,024
Woo, woo, yee-haw!
1042
01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:02,126
Yaaa-hoo!
1043
01:01:02,159 --> 01:01:04,729
Make way for the newItalian stallion!
1044
01:01:04,762 --> 01:01:06,163
Sylvester Stallone...
1045
01:01:06,196 --> 01:01:08,065
eat your heart out!
1046
01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:09,867
Yea-ha!
1047
01:01:11,902 --> 01:01:13,537
[screams]
1048
01:01:17,842 --> 01:01:21,011
There must be a better wayto get into your jeans.
1049
01:01:22,847 --> 01:01:24,548
[Polish mob boss]Chicago is my town.
1050
01:01:24,581 --> 01:01:26,683
Nobody delivers coketo my territory.
1051
01:01:26,717 --> 01:01:29,386
Two of Little Pete's guysare comin' into town.
1052
01:01:29,419 --> 01:01:31,421
I wanna get those guys.
1053
01:01:31,455 --> 01:01:33,390
I want them killed!
1054
01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,459
How ya gonna do it?
1055
01:01:36,727 --> 01:01:39,163
Uh... well, uhumm...
1056
01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:41,231
we could, uh...
1057
01:01:41,265 --> 01:01:44,935
we could slit his throatfrom, uh, ear to ear.
1058
01:01:47,137 --> 01:01:48,572
Or uhmm... [clears throat]
1059
01:01:48,605 --> 01:01:52,076
perhaps you're looking forsomething a little bit lessbloody, um...
1060
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:56,781
I could throw a flying starbetween his eyes.
1061
01:01:58,682 --> 01:02:00,818
Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh.
1062
01:02:01,618 --> 01:02:05,389
Ooo! Or... heh.
1063
01:02:05,823 --> 01:02:07,758
We could just drownthem. Heh, heh!
1064
01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:09,526
Slam dunk!
1065
01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:12,329
Yeah!
1066
01:02:15,365 --> 01:02:17,134
Of course, uh...
1067
01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,602
maybe you're into uh...
1068
01:02:18,635 --> 01:02:21,071
a little torture first.[clears throat]
1069
01:02:21,105 --> 01:02:22,472
For that, we uh...
1070
01:02:22,506 --> 01:02:24,341
we have a wholenew line of uh...
1071
01:02:24,374 --> 01:02:27,945
this year's gag balls.Gag balls, hah!
1072
01:02:27,978 --> 01:02:31,849
And uh... we have leather whips.
1073
01:02:34,084 --> 01:02:37,121
I love the whips part of it.
1074
01:02:37,154 --> 01:02:39,089
Yee-ah! Your name's Toby!
1075
01:02:39,123 --> 01:02:42,592
-Your name's Toby!-[in a high pitched voice]No. No. Kunta Kinte.
1076
01:02:42,626 --> 01:02:45,129
Your name's Toby! Ifrenched Suzy Chapstick.
1077
01:02:45,162 --> 01:02:46,864
And that's for meat by-products.
1078
01:02:46,897 --> 01:02:49,499
And that's forLuciano Pavarotti.
1079
01:02:49,533 --> 01:02:52,903
And that's, that's for peoplethat stop at entrance rampsto freeways.
1080
01:02:52,937 --> 01:02:56,373
-[killer] Your name's Toby!-[high pitched voice]No. No. Kunta Kinte.
1081
01:02:56,406 --> 01:02:58,308
That's for the Village People.
1082
01:02:58,342 --> 01:03:00,277
That's for non-dairy creamers.
1083
01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:03,948
And that's for Hee-haw! [laughs]
1084
01:03:03,981 --> 01:03:05,249
[killer] Your name's Toby.
1085
01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:09,820
[high pitched voice] Yes, yes,my name is Toby. Help me!
1086
01:03:15,059 --> 01:03:17,327
'Course there's always, uh...
1087
01:03:17,361 --> 01:03:18,362
Castration.
1088
01:03:18,395 --> 01:03:19,629
Ew!
1089
01:03:20,164 --> 01:03:24,734
'Course if you want somemore conventional method.
1090
01:03:25,669 --> 01:03:28,605
This gun and silenceris just dandy!
1091
01:03:32,076 --> 01:03:33,177
[shot through silencer]
1092
01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:41,418
* [Japanese music]
1093
01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:48,525
I hope everything is preparedfor the arrival of my guests.
1094
01:03:49,759 --> 01:03:52,196
Look, I want you tomake him feel at home.
1095
01:03:52,229 --> 01:03:54,498
He's a very important visitor.
1096
01:03:55,765 --> 01:03:57,167
Go all out.
1097
01:03:57,201 --> 01:03:59,036
[gong]
1098
01:04:00,237 --> 01:04:02,139
[Freddie] Well Bruce,we're in Chicago.
1099
01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:05,309
One more delivery and weare on our way to New York.
1100
01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:08,913
[Bruce] My grandfather told mehe had a friend in Chicago.
1101
01:04:08,946 --> 01:04:10,114
Al Capone.
1102
01:04:10,147 --> 01:04:11,415
[Freddie] Hahaha!
1103
01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:12,616
Never heard of him.
1104
01:04:13,417 --> 01:04:15,385
Bruce has arrived, sir.
1105
01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:18,322
Tell him to come in.
1106
01:04:23,427 --> 01:04:25,429
Howdy folks!
1107
01:04:26,030 --> 01:04:27,197
Welcome.
1108
01:04:27,231 --> 01:04:29,366
What is this?
1109
01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:31,601
Give me a hug!
1110
01:04:31,635 --> 01:04:35,505
Oh sure. Oh, of course, welcome.
1111
01:04:36,606 --> 01:04:38,642
[humming]
1112
01:04:45,082 --> 01:04:47,184
* [seductive music]
1113
01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:07,237
Yeh-ow!
1114
01:05:07,437 --> 01:05:09,974
That's for jello pudding!
1115
01:05:10,007 --> 01:05:11,508
That's for back bites.
1116
01:05:11,541 --> 01:05:13,677
That's for pina coladas.
1117
01:05:13,710 --> 01:05:14,844
Ye-aww!
1118
01:05:14,878 --> 01:05:17,114
That's for... see you later.
1119
01:05:17,147 --> 01:05:20,817
Ye-aw! Soo!
1120
01:05:21,551 --> 01:05:23,387
I love sushi.
1121
01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:25,655
Seaweed.
1122
01:05:25,689 --> 01:05:27,724
Octopus.
1123
01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:32,429
But who ordered that fly?
1124
01:05:34,798 --> 01:05:36,967
[buzzing fly]
1125
01:05:39,003 --> 01:05:40,537
Ye-aww!
1126
01:05:42,872 --> 01:05:45,709
I was a Samurai warriorbut I gave it up.
1127
01:05:45,742 --> 01:05:47,911
[Bath woman 2] You werea Samurai warrior?
1128
01:05:47,944 --> 01:05:49,313
Why did you quit?
1129
01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:50,547
Union problem.
1130
01:05:51,915 --> 01:05:53,950
Ugh!
1131
01:05:55,819 --> 01:05:58,288
You say you are aSamurai warrior but
1132
01:05:58,322 --> 01:06:00,624
the fly is still alive.
1133
01:06:00,657 --> 01:06:03,127
But that fly willnever make love again.
1134
01:06:03,160 --> 01:06:04,694
[buzzing]
1135
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:07,664
After dinner, I'llgive you a massage.
1136
01:06:07,697 --> 01:06:08,999
Would you like that?
1137
01:06:09,033 --> 01:06:12,002
Massage. I like massage.
1138
01:06:12,036 --> 01:06:16,106
In fact, my first timein America, I worked atmassage parlor.
1139
01:06:16,140 --> 01:06:17,174
They fired me.
1140
01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:18,175
What for?
1141
01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:20,344
Rubbing people the wrong way.
1142
01:06:20,877 --> 01:06:23,913
* [music]
1143
01:06:38,128 --> 01:06:40,797
[Bruce moans getting massage]
1144
01:06:53,210 --> 01:06:54,711
Oh!
1145
01:06:56,980 --> 01:07:01,885
Ah, feels good. Harder.
1146
01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:05,722
Harder... ah!
1147
01:07:11,195 --> 01:07:13,330
Ooo! Ooo!
1148
01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:16,933
Oriental woman walk fivefeet behind the man.
1149
01:07:16,966 --> 01:07:19,969
American woman walkall over the man.
1150
01:07:20,003 --> 01:07:25,075
Oh! Ooo! You said you were goingto give me acupuncture!
1151
01:07:25,109 --> 01:07:27,344
Now I really need it.
1152
01:07:38,688 --> 01:07:40,290
Ooo! Ooo! What are you doing?
1153
01:07:40,324 --> 01:07:41,958
I'm playing doctor.
1154
01:07:41,991 --> 01:07:44,060
Doctor, I'm fine down there.
1155
01:07:44,094 --> 01:07:46,029
The pain is up here.
1156
01:07:48,432 --> 01:07:50,500
Ahh!
1157
01:07:56,606 --> 01:07:58,942
* [music]
1158
01:08:08,752 --> 01:08:10,720
[telephone rings]
1159
01:08:13,657 --> 01:08:14,191
Hello.
1160
01:08:14,224 --> 01:08:16,493
Big Al... it's me.
1161
01:08:16,526 --> 01:08:17,827
Carmen, baby.
1162
01:08:17,861 --> 01:08:19,663
You didn't screwup again, did ya?
1163
01:08:19,696 --> 01:08:20,897
[Carmen] I got the bag.
1164
01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:22,199
I switched them.
1165
01:08:22,232 --> 01:08:26,069
They have the real flourand we have the stuff.
1166
01:08:26,102 --> 01:08:28,538
[Big Al] Ah, you arebeautiful, baby!
1167
01:08:28,572 --> 01:08:32,709
And Little Pete, he's gonnaget the ax. [laughs]
1168
01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:35,612
[Carmen]You're not gonna forget aboutme and our plans, are you?
1169
01:08:35,645 --> 01:08:37,181
[Big Al]No. Of course not, kiddo.
1170
01:08:37,214 --> 01:08:39,216
I want you to comeback here right away.
1171
01:08:39,249 --> 01:08:40,617
And be careful.
1172
01:08:40,650 --> 01:08:43,753
You carrying enough powderto get all of Chicago high.
1173
01:08:44,421 --> 01:08:45,889
Ye-ow!
1174
01:08:45,922 --> 01:08:49,359
[Carmen] I'm so excited Al,finally our dreams are goingto come true.
1175
01:08:49,393 --> 01:08:50,660
Ooo!
1176
01:08:50,694 --> 01:08:53,897
* [Italian music]
1177
01:09:21,791 --> 01:09:23,727
What is he doing boss?
1178
01:09:23,760 --> 01:09:26,430
Just checking yourChinese flour.
1179
01:09:26,463 --> 01:09:28,064
You don't need him.
1180
01:09:28,097 --> 01:09:30,400
I'm the real expert.
1181
01:09:33,036 --> 01:09:35,239
This is a flour!
1182
01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:37,874
Yes sir.
1183
01:09:38,542 --> 01:09:42,546
My test shows thatthis is genuine flour.
1184
01:09:43,247 --> 01:09:45,915
And a very goodgrade, I may add.
1185
01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:51,688
I'm not paying youto be a joker.
1186
01:09:52,722 --> 01:09:53,757
Now...
1187
01:09:53,790 --> 01:09:57,461
if your life depended on it...
1188
01:09:57,494 --> 01:09:59,996
and it does...
1189
01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:03,233
do you swear thatthis stuff is flour?
1190
01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:06,836
Sir, I'm positive.
1191
01:10:08,705 --> 01:10:12,742
I want you out ofthis room, now!
1192
01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:14,344
Yes, sir!
1193
01:10:14,911 --> 01:10:17,281
* [dramatic music]
1194
01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:19,949
Freddie.
1195
01:10:19,983 --> 01:10:22,552
Freddie. Freddie.
1196
01:10:22,586 --> 01:10:24,554
Ah, Freddie.
1197
01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,592
You know what this means...
1198
01:10:28,625 --> 01:10:31,561
don't you, Freddie? Huh?
1199
01:10:32,529 --> 01:10:34,364
Il bacio.
1200
01:10:38,868 --> 01:10:40,904
Goodbye, Freddie!
1201
01:10:41,438 --> 01:10:42,739
[Bruce] I know what that means.
1202
01:10:42,772 --> 01:10:44,774
That means kiss of death.
1203
01:10:44,808 --> 01:10:46,510
I've seen Godfather movie.
1204
01:10:46,543 --> 01:10:49,045
But I hate to tellyou this boss.
1205
01:10:49,078 --> 01:10:51,948
You don't kiss as goodas Marlon Brando.
1206
01:10:51,981 --> 01:10:53,850
Now you gonna kiss me too?
1207
01:10:53,883 --> 01:10:57,186
You shall die by my bullet
1208
01:10:57,220 --> 01:10:59,756
because that's as much
1209
01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:01,658
as I can do for you!
1210
01:11:01,691 --> 01:11:03,360
* [music]
1211
01:11:09,399 --> 01:11:10,667
Noooooo!!!!!
1212
01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:12,035
[gunfire]
1213
01:11:12,068 --> 01:11:13,837
* [action music] [fighting]
1214
01:11:15,372 --> 01:11:16,806
Freddie!
1215
01:11:17,073 --> 01:11:18,174
Freddie, come on!
1216
01:11:18,207 --> 01:11:19,709
Get him!
1217
01:11:21,811 --> 01:11:23,480
[gunfire]
1218
01:11:38,094 --> 01:11:39,729
Go! Go! Go! Go now! Go now!
1219
01:11:39,763 --> 01:11:42,366
Go! Go! Go! Don't wait! Go! Go!
1220
01:12:31,147 --> 01:12:34,618
Lady, please help me.There are gangsters after me.
1221
01:12:34,951 --> 01:12:36,886
Gangsters?What happened?
1222
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:40,457
I can't explain. Wouldyou hide me someplace?
1223
01:12:55,004 --> 01:12:56,640
Now we're lookingfor an Oriental.
1224
01:12:56,673 --> 01:12:57,674
You seen him?
1225
01:12:59,175 --> 01:13:04,648
If you are referring to aparticular person of theAsian Mongolian race.
1226
01:13:04,681 --> 01:13:08,685
They are not indigenousto this propinquity.
1227
01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:11,087
What the hell isshe talking about?
1228
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:12,088
She said...
1229
01:13:12,121 --> 01:13:15,158
there's no rice peddlersin this neighborhood.
1230
01:13:15,191 --> 01:13:18,828
Yeah? Don't mindif we look around?
1231
01:13:18,862 --> 01:13:21,330
Do you have a search warrant?
1232
01:13:21,364 --> 01:13:23,433
I know my rights!
1233
01:13:23,467 --> 01:13:26,870
I happen to be alaw student at NYU.
1234
01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:28,972
[gangster] Yeah, lady.[gun clicks]
1235
01:13:29,005 --> 01:13:31,274
This is our search warrant.
1236
01:13:31,307 --> 01:13:33,443
* [music]
1237
01:13:42,486 --> 01:13:43,953
Stop it! Stop it!
1238
01:13:43,987 --> 01:13:46,422
You're ruining my merchandise.
1239
01:13:46,456 --> 01:13:49,025
You'll get reimbursedin hell, lady.
1240
01:13:55,999 --> 01:13:58,234
Stop it! Stop it!
1241
01:13:58,267 --> 01:13:59,969
You got something to hide?
1242
01:14:08,311 --> 01:14:09,378
I'll tell you.
1243
01:14:09,412 --> 01:14:11,047
I'll tell you where he is!
1244
01:14:11,080 --> 01:14:12,782
Well why didn't you say so.
1245
01:14:12,816 --> 01:14:14,851
He's... in the back room.
1246
01:14:14,884 --> 01:14:17,721
-'Scuse me.-It's okay.
1247
01:14:48,084 --> 01:14:50,386
What are you searching for?[crowd responds]
1248
01:14:50,419 --> 01:14:51,988
What are you searching for?
1249
01:14:52,021 --> 01:14:53,757
-I want you to tell me today.-Amen!
1250
01:14:53,790 --> 01:14:55,659
What are you searching for?
1251
01:14:55,692 --> 01:14:56,660
[crowd reacts] Amen!
1252
01:14:56,693 --> 01:15:01,030
-Come to me and tell me.-I am searching for Him.
1253
01:15:01,064 --> 01:15:02,331
Amen!
1254
01:15:02,365 --> 01:15:05,168
Ask...and it will be given you.
1255
01:15:05,201 --> 01:15:07,436
Seek...and you will find.
1256
01:15:07,470 --> 01:15:10,540
Knock...and it willbe open to you.
1257
01:15:10,574 --> 01:15:13,442
Amen. Amen.
1258
01:15:13,877 --> 01:15:16,279
What are you searching for?
1259
01:15:16,312 --> 01:15:18,582
I want to be healed.
1260
01:15:18,615 --> 01:15:20,917
You're in the wrongline, sister.
1261
01:15:23,953 --> 01:15:26,155
Remember, children...
1262
01:15:26,189 --> 01:15:29,525
God gave us his love.
1263
01:15:29,559 --> 01:15:32,629
And the Catholics gaveus Bingo. Hallelujah!
1264
01:15:32,662 --> 01:15:34,764
Hallelujah!
1265
01:15:34,798 --> 01:15:36,900
What are you searchingfor, sister?
1266
01:15:36,933 --> 01:15:38,534
I'm looking for a man.
1267
01:15:38,568 --> 01:15:39,769
Tell us about him.
1268
01:15:39,803 --> 01:15:41,270
Was he in your heart?
1269
01:15:41,304 --> 01:15:43,439
No. He was in my car.
1270
01:15:43,472 --> 01:15:45,575
Well, spiritually...
1271
01:15:45,609 --> 01:15:48,477
he is everywhere we go.
1272
01:15:48,511 --> 01:15:50,814
And we call him Jesus.
1273
01:15:50,847 --> 01:15:52,181
No. I call him Freddie.
1274
01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:53,750
-Hallelujah!-Hallelujah!
1275
01:15:53,783 --> 01:15:58,955
Um, why don't you turnaround and share yourexperience with us.
1276
01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:00,624
-Amen.-Amen.
1277
01:16:00,657 --> 01:16:01,991
Brothers and sisters.
1278
01:16:02,025 --> 01:16:03,392
-Amen...
1279
01:16:03,426 --> 01:16:06,495
It all started when I was a kid.
1280
01:16:06,529 --> 01:16:09,799
I was raised by my grandfather
1281
01:16:09,833 --> 01:16:13,002
and we didn't haveno clothes, no food.
1282
01:16:13,036 --> 01:16:16,339
We were so poor one timeburglar broke into house...
1283
01:16:16,372 --> 01:16:17,273
we robbed him.
1284
01:16:17,306 --> 01:16:18,975
-Amen.-Amen.
1285
01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:20,143
Amen.
1286
01:16:20,176 --> 01:16:22,912
But seriously folks...
1287
01:16:22,946 --> 01:16:25,514
today people are so, uh...
1288
01:16:25,548 --> 01:16:27,550
what you call... materialistic.
1289
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,718
Materialistic.
1290
01:16:28,752 --> 01:16:30,586
-Yes. That's the word.-Yes, sir!
1291
01:16:30,620 --> 01:16:35,058
Money... is not the mostimportant thing in life.
1292
01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:38,728
The most important thingin life is broads. Broads!
1293
01:16:38,762 --> 01:16:41,330
-Amen!-[crowd] Broads?!
1294
01:16:41,364 --> 01:16:42,866
Broads?
1295
01:16:42,899 --> 01:16:46,936
Sister, you can not sayblasphemous things inthis holy church.
1296
01:16:46,970 --> 01:16:49,405
Repent. Repent.
1297
01:16:49,438 --> 01:16:51,074
Did I do something wrong?
1298
01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:51,941
[Old Church Lady] Moony.
1299
01:16:51,975 --> 01:16:53,843
Moony. Moony.
1300
01:16:53,877 --> 01:16:56,746
[crowd chants]Moony. Moony...
1301
01:17:04,587 --> 01:17:07,290
[car horn blares][church chanting "Moony!"]
1302
01:17:11,194 --> 01:17:13,296
* [action music]
1303
01:17:21,537 --> 01:17:24,140
Gizzard! I mean Freddie!
1304
01:17:24,173 --> 01:17:26,009
Run! Run!
1305
01:17:28,678 --> 01:17:30,446
-I'll take care of this.-Good!
1306
01:17:33,482 --> 01:17:35,251
Say blood.
1307
01:17:35,819 --> 01:17:39,856
Give me five... yomamma... get down.
1308
01:17:39,889 --> 01:17:42,225
What you mean yo mama?
1309
01:17:42,591 --> 01:17:45,028
Wait a minute. I knowwhere you coming from.
1310
01:17:45,061 --> 01:17:47,997
But you got to get ittogether. Do like I do.
1311
01:17:48,031 --> 01:17:51,134
-Say blood...-Say blood.
1312
01:17:53,102 --> 01:17:56,605
-Naw. Say blood.-Naw. Say blood.
1313
01:17:58,407 --> 01:18:01,477
-What's happenin'.-What's happenin'.
1314
01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:03,612
Say fool, what 'cho name.
1315
01:18:03,646 --> 01:18:06,682
Say fool, they call me Bruce.
1316
01:18:06,716 --> 01:18:08,417
[all with a lisp] Bruce?
1317
01:18:09,753 --> 01:18:10,887
What yours?
1318
01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:12,621
I'm Curtis.
1319
01:18:12,655 --> 01:18:15,324
Curtis. This fool be Freddie.
1320
01:18:15,358 --> 01:18:18,194
Ah Curtis, It's a pleasure.I want you to know you allrun very fast.
1321
01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:19,328
We know that.
1322
01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:21,097
Yeah, so what's yo problem?
1323
01:18:21,130 --> 01:18:24,968
Man, there are some dudesthey're chasing us all over
1324
01:18:25,001 --> 01:18:27,336
and they're from ma-fi-a.
1325
01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:29,238
Ma-fi-a!
1326
01:18:29,272 --> 01:18:33,042
Whoo! So what you needis some protection.
1327
01:18:33,076 --> 01:18:34,077
Right on!
1328
01:18:34,110 --> 01:18:36,245
[Crowd]Yeah! Right on!
1329
01:18:36,279 --> 01:18:38,614
You all come withus. We'll hide you.
1330
01:18:38,647 --> 01:18:40,216
[chatter]
1331
01:18:40,249 --> 01:18:43,352
* [funk music]
1332
01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:51,795
* [music]
1333
01:18:51,828 --> 01:18:52,561
[buzzing]
1334
01:18:52,595 --> 01:18:53,797
Whoa.
1335
01:18:53,830 --> 01:18:56,632
What are thesestuff in this room?
1336
01:18:56,665 --> 01:18:59,035
Just some electronic gadgets.
1337
01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:02,305
And that's an electric chair?
1338
01:19:02,338 --> 01:19:05,108
-Yeah-[knock at door]
1339
01:19:06,475 --> 01:19:09,212
Uh, must be Curtiswith the food.
1340
01:19:22,125 --> 01:19:23,292
Hi, Bruce.
1341
01:19:23,326 --> 01:19:25,194
[Bruce] Hello.
1342
01:19:25,228 --> 01:19:27,463
You look familiar.
1343
01:19:27,496 --> 01:19:29,165
May I come in.
1344
01:19:29,198 --> 01:19:30,399
[Bruce] Yes.
1345
01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:31,968
Thank you.
1346
01:19:33,036 --> 01:19:35,004
[Anita] Don't you recognize me?
1347
01:19:35,038 --> 01:19:36,840
We met in Gionelli's bar.
1348
01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:40,944
Oh.
1349
01:19:40,977 --> 01:19:43,079
She's the lady whogave me this necklace.
1350
01:19:43,112 --> 01:19:45,581
Ahhaha! Oh, yeah.
1351
01:19:45,614 --> 01:19:47,984
You're the one with all themoaning and the kissing
1352
01:19:48,017 --> 01:19:50,954
and the breathingin his ear, huh.
1353
01:19:50,987 --> 01:19:53,322
Look, I'm a federal agent.
1354
01:19:53,356 --> 01:19:54,991
Oh my God!
1355
01:19:55,024 --> 01:19:58,127
[Anita] The necklace I gave youwas an electronic microphone.
1356
01:19:58,161 --> 01:19:59,795
We've monitored allyour conversations
1357
01:19:59,829 --> 01:20:01,831
we know all your locationsall over the country.
1358
01:20:01,865 --> 01:20:03,933
[Freddie] Oh my God!
1359
01:20:03,967 --> 01:20:06,235
Can't you say anythingbut "Oh my God!"?
1360
01:20:06,269 --> 01:20:08,337
They used you Bruce!
1361
01:20:08,371 --> 01:20:10,974
You were their stooge.
1362
01:20:11,374 --> 01:20:14,777
You weren't delivering flour,you were delivering cocaine.
1363
01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:16,545
Drugs, Bruce.
1364
01:20:16,579 --> 01:20:18,247
Drugs.
1365
01:20:18,281 --> 01:20:19,615
* [music]
1366
01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:21,951
Oh my Buddha.
1367
01:20:23,252 --> 01:20:25,989
I've been delivering drugs?
1368
01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:30,326
Oh. Forgive me!
1369
01:20:31,127 --> 01:20:34,363
Bruce... I was gonna tell ya.
1370
01:20:34,397 --> 01:20:38,001
But you know... I took an oath.
1371
01:20:39,903 --> 01:20:41,704
Don't blame Freddie.
1372
01:20:41,737 --> 01:20:42,538
If he would of said anything
1373
01:20:42,571 --> 01:20:44,673
they would havekilled him and you.
1374
01:20:48,544 --> 01:20:53,149
I took an oath too.For Bruce Lee.
1375
01:20:53,182 --> 01:20:54,918
Now I have disgraced him.
1376
01:20:54,951 --> 01:20:56,585
[Anita] Not yet...
1377
01:20:56,619 --> 01:20:58,787
We can still makeup for everything.
1378
01:20:58,821 --> 01:21:00,890
We can get an amnestyfor Freddie...
1379
01:21:00,924 --> 01:21:03,226
I need your help.
1380
01:21:05,394 --> 01:21:08,464
Now you want me tobe your stooge?
1381
01:21:08,497 --> 01:21:10,633
[Anita] If we cancatch these guys
1382
01:21:10,666 --> 01:21:15,504
we can stop the entiredistribution of all thedrugs in the underworld.
1383
01:21:15,538 --> 01:21:18,007
When we do that, wecan find your lady.
1384
01:21:18,041 --> 01:21:20,109
We're gonna needyour help, Bruce.
1385
01:21:21,544 --> 01:21:24,247
I must help you.
1386
01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:26,449
That's all there is to say.
1387
01:21:28,751 --> 01:21:31,087
* [Italian music]
1388
01:21:38,727 --> 01:21:40,163
Here we go.
1389
01:21:42,231 --> 01:21:44,400
Well, well Freddie.
1390
01:21:44,433 --> 01:21:48,938
Now, I'm glad to see that youdecided to make up for your...
1391
01:21:48,972 --> 01:21:51,140
unhealthy mistake.
1392
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:52,808
Where is it?
1393
01:21:52,841 --> 01:21:55,378
[Freddie] If we give it toyou now, you'll kill us.
1394
01:21:55,411 --> 01:21:57,146
[Big Boss] Freddie...
1395
01:21:57,180 --> 01:21:59,615
you're already a dead man.
1396
01:21:59,648 --> 01:22:00,916
[Freddie] Well Bruce, uh...
1397
01:22:00,950 --> 01:22:03,052
guess you better give it to him.
1398
01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:04,753
[Big Boss] You see...
1399
01:22:04,787 --> 01:22:07,890
you're braver than I thought.
1400
01:22:08,791 --> 01:22:10,859
Hey! Where is it?
1401
01:22:10,893 --> 01:22:13,296
Yee-ow!!!
1402
01:22:13,329 --> 01:22:16,099
[fighting noises]
1403
01:22:26,976 --> 01:22:27,676
[Freddie] Hey Bruce!
1404
01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:29,478
Get him, he went that way!
1405
01:22:33,549 --> 01:22:35,684
[police sirens]
1406
01:22:51,334 --> 01:22:53,336
[Policeman] Hold it!Freeze! Right now!
1407
01:22:56,572 --> 01:23:00,009
Right, move it! Onthe car! On the car!
1408
01:23:07,983 --> 01:23:10,786
Hello, boss.
1409
01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,922
[Bruce] I hope you likethe food in hoosegow
1410
01:23:13,956 --> 01:23:16,959
otherwise I have to bringChinese noodles for you.
1411
01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:18,761
[police radio]
1412
01:23:23,066 --> 01:23:26,069
[Bruce] Freddie? Wait.
1413
01:23:26,102 --> 01:23:30,339
Oh man, Bruce. Whaddaya want? Whaddya--
1414
01:23:32,808 --> 01:23:36,645
-I want you to have this---Ah, no man.
1415
01:23:37,613 --> 01:23:40,283
So I'll always knowwhere my best friend is.
1416
01:23:41,417 --> 01:23:42,685
[Freddie] You makeme laugh, you know.
1417
01:23:42,718 --> 01:23:44,487
You always make me laugh.
1418
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:45,821
Ciao fratello!
1419
01:23:45,854 --> 01:23:48,424
* [music]
1420
01:23:53,396 --> 01:23:55,964
[Freddie] Come ondriver. Let's go, huh.
1421
01:23:57,700 --> 01:24:01,704
You think there is a bararound here or somethingon the way maybe?
1422
01:24:04,573 --> 01:24:06,309
Arrivederci!
1423
01:24:15,418 --> 01:24:19,188
Well, according tothis, that's the lady.
1424
01:24:19,888 --> 01:24:21,257
That's the lady?
1425
01:24:21,890 --> 01:24:24,026
No, darling.
1426
01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:24,993
That's the lady.
1427
01:24:25,027 --> 01:24:30,533
* ["America TheBeautiful" plays] *
1428
01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:34,603
Wow. My grandfather was right.
1429
01:24:34,637 --> 01:24:37,473
She is the most beautifullady in the world.
1430
01:24:37,506 --> 01:24:40,008
[Anita] Your grandfathermeant America.
1431
01:24:40,042 --> 01:24:42,645
America will take care of you.
1432
01:24:42,678 --> 01:24:43,946
Come.
1433
01:24:47,950 --> 01:24:49,452
[Statue of Liberty] Bruce.
1434
01:24:50,653 --> 01:24:53,656
Don't forget the mostimportant thing in life.
1435
01:24:53,689 --> 01:24:56,125
* [music]
1436
01:24:59,395 --> 01:25:03,232
* Oriental boy find a girl.
1437
01:25:03,266 --> 01:25:07,203
* You won't have torun anymore. *
1438
01:25:07,236 --> 01:25:11,174
* Win her with the heartof a kung-fu dragon *
1439
01:25:11,207 --> 01:25:15,211
* Just the way youdreamt it before. *
1440
01:25:15,244 --> 01:25:18,181
* Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
1441
01:25:18,214 --> 01:25:20,449
* Oriental boy. So-so.
1442
01:25:20,483 --> 01:25:22,985
* Go! Go! Go!
1443
01:25:23,018 --> 01:25:26,822
* Now that you havegrown to a man. *
1444
01:25:26,855 --> 01:25:30,759
* Do you feel acertain surprise? *
1445
01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:34,663
* Living may be hard,oh, but life is funny. *
1446
01:25:34,697 --> 01:25:38,667
* Oh the little boy'sstill inside. *
1447
01:25:38,701 --> 01:25:41,670
* Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
1448
01:25:41,704 --> 01:25:44,072
* Oriental boy. Bye bye.
1449
01:25:44,106 --> 01:25:45,641
* Go! Go! Go!
1450
01:25:45,674 --> 01:25:49,712
* [music]
1451
01:26:18,207 --> 01:26:20,276
* He's gonna make it.
1452
01:26:20,309 --> 01:26:22,211
* You know he will.
1453
01:26:22,245 --> 01:26:26,048
* He's gonna makeit on his own. *
1454
01:26:26,081 --> 01:26:27,916
* He's gonna make it.
1455
01:26:27,950 --> 01:26:29,952
* You know he will.
1456
01:26:29,985 --> 01:26:33,889
* He's gonna makeit on his own. *
1457
01:26:33,922 --> 01:26:35,791
* He's gonna make it.
1458
01:26:35,824 --> 01:26:37,793
* You know he will.
1459
01:26:37,826 --> 01:26:40,062
* He's gonna makeit on his own. *
1460
01:26:40,095 --> 01:26:41,330
[song fades out]
1461
01:26:42,765 --> 01:26:46,134
* [Multicom EntertainmentGroup jingle] *
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