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Attention

Salute

Attention

Soldiers, my invincible army

The Royal Highness of the Manchurian Empire-Emperor Puyi

Soldiers, I saw our ancestors

in a dream last night

they urged me to conquer and unite China

as they had done before

Very soon, we can realize this dream

Gallop together on this piece of land

It's all because we have the most powerful weapon

and the most ruthless allies

In Europe, there's Hitler

In China, there's me, Puyi

Your Emperor, Puyi

Yes, sir

Be careful

Protect the Emperor

Cover the Emperor

Arrest the assassin

Who needs your leadership

Protect the Emperor

Arrest him

He's over there

Get him alive

Even if I die, my ghost will be back To haunt you

You won't be lucky again next time

Go to hell then. Fire

I don't give a damn about these spooky talks

Vain superstition

What

We're been running around for the whole day

I don't even understand a word for you

Where's the patient

A bird

I'm not a veteran

Send for help. Are we lost

Would this help

So there's some enemy around

Of course, cha-cha-bump

What a height

Are we going to take the short cut

Holly...

You folks are really lucky

No other doctors will follow you as I do

Cut that out, would you stop the noise

And let me have some peace

The enemy's plane

Damn it. I'm totally exposed to his attack

And no place for resistance

You're not asking me to jump

Damn it. Worse than the fly What noise

Try my secret weapon

Come on, baby, come on

Come closer

Like a bridge over troubled water I will lay me down

What. I'm flying

Looks like I'm still alive

So you really know how to swing

Hold on, hold on, don't fall

The tree. It's in front of us

This must be the place

Who's the patient

Aren't we

Lieutenant, he passed out

They've gone for 2 days to bring me this old man

3728 Yes,sir

Yes, sir

I send you to get a doctor, not a corpse

He says he saw him curing people

What do these dupes know

We need a doctor who can handle

emergency cases

And he doesn't look like one

Wake him up

Yes, sir

Do you know medicine at all

Of course, I was a medical officer when I was young

You've been with the army

Who hasn't been with the army

Stinky here

What on earth happened to you

Food poisoning

Long story. Follow me

Sir, we got a doctor

Very well

Are you the doctor

Officer, looks like all of you are intoxicated

Our troop was ambushed

While checking out the enemy's land

Besides being very well armed

To our surprise they were equipped with a new weapon

We faced a complete failure

Even our Medical Officer died shortly

We are the last few alive

Please help us with all your might

Yet it's hard to get medicine in the mountains

I'm afraid there's not enough medicine for you all

But we got important mission to complete

We cannot die

Stop talking

Thank god, my medicine is still around

So these chili and garlic are your medicine

You look more like a cook than a doc

Chili is for waking people up

Garlic is to cure diarrhea

Don't you have any common sense

Doc, I'm alright

Save my men

Yes sir

Lieutenant. Continue with the mission

Take all the healthy ones and pick up from where I left behind

We had already crossed the border and

were very close to the Manchurian Empire

You must destroy the poison gas factory

Yes, Colonel

Or else, more and more of us will be poisoned

You must see that we are avenged

So I leave it to your capable hands God bless you

Colonel. Colonel

Are you really a doctor

Give him an injection

But he's already dead

Nothing can save him now

Let's better save it for the living ones

Colonel, forgive us

for not properly bury you in the battlefield

May you good soul in heaven leads us

To complete our mission

If we can successfully destroy the factory

We will come back for you

and send your ashes home

Rest in peace

Comrade

we must win or we shall die

Let's go

Yes, sir

Lieutenant

I was a soldier when I was young

Maybe you'll find me helpful still

Dr.Choy, from the heart of a solder to another

I understand you very much

Listen

Your chili and garlic won't help much in battlefield

In case there's danger

you'll only be our burden

Or you might, even affect the effciency of the whole troop

I suggest that you'll better stay home

and wait for our triumph

Take care

Let's go

He doesn't talk and he doesn't eat

Never seen him look so miserable

Oh, people become miserable when they get old

and pigs will be slaughtered when they get fat

So you better stay skinny and I stay young

In that case, we'll never have worries

Listen, your chili and garlic won't help much in battlefield

In case there's danger

You'll only be our burden

Or you might even affect the efficiency of the whole troop

I suggest that you'll better stay home

and wait for our triumph

Nobody wants the aged anymore

Dear comrade, we've been through

so much in our past

Let's shown them what we can do still

Nancy, I picked you up during the battle when you were three

We've been together ever since then

Yet, Uncle Choy has to leave you

For an important mission far away

Please don't blame me

Eventually, you'll learn that our country is more important than home

You'll understand later

This plain, old house is all I have

Now I entrust it to you

Be tough, you've on your own now

Yours truly, Uncle Choy

Dr. Choy leaves for a mission

Good. I'll follow him

This is the best chance for me to test my ability

Rumor says, this Emperor doesn't have much power

I don't think he can afford all these servants

Go and ask

Go check it out

Maids and eunuchs this way

Our turn

My goodness, I thought ennuchs belong to fairy tales only

Come on, tough life can make people do incredible things

Get ready your documents

Passport...

Don't go

Don't go

Why are you carrying a knife

To peel fruits

Against the wall Next

Next

Are you reporting a fake age No

No

Carrying any weapon

I wouldn't dare, sir

Stay there

Yes, dupe

Officer...

Where's your wallet

Oops

No coughing

Officer

I hate the aged. Damn it

The crowded train is not for the oldies

Any advantage

That dirty old man spot all over me

What's that noise

What's this

Open up

Let me do it

Don't move

It's heavy

What happened

How dare you hit me with a stone bastard

Move it

What're you waiting for, sweetheart

How dare you hit me with a stone bastard

Oh no, they thought it's me

That's a complete resemblance to Nancy

Thanks god it's not her

Not bad. At least you know you should follow me

That's a dead end, honey

Don't call me "honey"

That way, sis Don't even call me "sis"

Don't even call me "sis"

Very well then, that way, bastard

Women

The Manchurian Empire is prospering

even the world can feel our high spirit

and our Royal Highness is very caring

Our people should really be adoring our Royal Highness

Our Manchurian Empire

Hey, would you stop following me

I just want to make sure you pick the right route

We're only heading for the same direction

Who's in your direction I say you're heading for hell

That's close

Not bad

You know, you're my very first duelist

and we're quite a match

So shall we cherish this relation

No, trash it

Get away

He went that way

Why didn't you tell me before I headed wrong

Well. Don't you think we're too quiet here

Why you sigh

The table is too small for the crowd

Which side are you on

The Chinese side

Bull shit, that doesn't work here

Either Mr. Big Nose's side or the Bobo Bear's side

Which side are you on

What die you say. Could you repeat that

Save some breath, kill him

Here comes big brother Mr. Big Nose

You first

Here comes big brother Bobo Bear

What a crowd. Having a canival here

Your seat, big brother

Big Nose

Bobo Bear

You, tell him that I'm the miners' leader here

His act of buying out my miners

Even though he's not mining...

is really...sucks

I'm only raising living standard by paying the miners more

So they can live better during this messy time

Look for yourself, I'm buying them out now

right in front of you

Here look, I'm well prepared today

Here's money. Take them all

So you're competing with me

Yes. You'll learn your lesson today

Don't you mess up the economy here I'll mess it up if you mess it up

Here, I mess up your economy I further mess up your economy

Messy, messy

Let it be messy Messy...

the worse the better Messy���

Enough, what a big mess

Why are you giving me so much money I don't even know you

The on-lookers had enough of this Better give them some money too

So he isn't your man

Only the elite can work for me not this grand-daddy

Walking mummy No drastic enough

Old bastard Too simple

Ancient skeletons Too simple

Old turtles Too unimaginative let call him dirty

Call me dirty old man

Follow me

Dirty old, don't go

Money

Money

Money. It's on a string

You kill without any sincerity

The winner takes it all

Grab him

Grab him

Over there

We agreed no stuff for meetings

What stuff did you man bring

It's arms, not stuff

What a quick move

Damn you

Are we suppose to fight here or to pick the money

Let's do both together

Wow. What a war

I'm in

I'm going to help him

Bingo

Watch my feet

Everybody's in

That's not fair; we're in too

Shoot him, slash him

See my side-slash

Goodness. They're everywhere Guess I'll better excuse myself

The Big Nose's gang is hitting us

Let's fight against Bobo Bear's gang...

Thanks you

A bunch of fools

This is life. Let's so

You're right

Wait a minute, looks like we've set

Who got that big mouth

That dirty old man has already grabbed all the money and gone

Stop

Stop

Who ever wants

to raise his living standard come with me

There goes all our "living standards"

Let's pick up the dollar and have a cup of tea

The Best Actress of Manchurian Empire Miss Kim will accompany

Our Royal Highness in visiting the front line by the end of this month

and an open show will be held at the same time

Miss Kim is widely

welcomed by her audience

Dr. Choy has gone in the car

She is the jewel and glory of the Manchurian Empire

Do. Choy has gone in the car Let's get in that one

Miss Kim will very soon be famous worldwide

Oh Miss Kim, oh Miss Kim we always love you

Why full of people

Looks like fainted

This way

This last one is awfully heavy

Knocked out a few Bobo Bear's men

12

The boss can make no more than this

Lock them up

Sent them to Mr.Saka as guinea pigs

Let's go

Any other business

Come with me

Don't look at me, it's your turn to take the lead

One, one, one two one

Stop the car

I'm delivering food

Papers

Stay alert, everybody

The Royal Highness is holding a banquet today

When will the meat truck arrive

It's coming, it's coming

On the double, next...

Stop peeping around, old man

Can't blame them The country's situation is so bad that...

All the youngsters have gone to war

And leaving all these old ones to work here

Papers

Go away

Next

Your paper has expired for two days

Get a new one

It takes ages to get a new one...

I know how to get a quick one let's discuss it over tea time

Sure, I'll reserve a table for two

tonight at the Grand Restaurant

Go

Old man, put some force in your polishing work

Sure

Turtle

What gets you here

Mang Tai Hoi

How can you recognize me

Of course

You beard is too much, it's killing me

More force, make it shine

How do I prepare this Lieutenant

and how about the beef too

Spread out

It screwed up because of this beard

Your disguise technique is worse than Charlie Chaplin

You're here because this is the poison gas factory

No

We are here to contact a colleague

Wo-1

Who the hell is he

A woman

A woman. Then what code are you

M1, of course

Is that right

Miss Kim Bi Fai, are you expecting somebody

I'm sorry

I didn't mean to screw up your disguise

You always minding my business

Help me change

Almost time to serve Everybody tidy up your uniform

Don't you make a fool out of yourselves

Dear ambassadors

the emperor of Manchuria, Pu Yi...

This is state banquet

Attention, serve with elegance

Have you met that Wo-1

Not yet

Have style. Be majestic

How can you recognize her

She has a birth mark on her thigh

Dear ambassador, tonight we are proud to present state banquet

The master chef from France who prepared this banquet

Take your time to taste it

Wish you all enjoy your dinner

What's wrong

A turtle

Serve

Start serving

Unveil

On marvelous

Very thoughtful in deed

Thank you

This is most creative

this is Shanghai style

What's this

The forbidden decency

Next course please

It's better be real food this time

Unveil

This little bastard almost spoiled the whole thing

You, where to

A quick leak

It's show time, not leak-time

Show time. Show what

Your are a noodle master you are making noodles of course

Making noodles

Making your noodle before pee come back

You know how to make noodles

Never tried, see how it goes

She is the most famous star in our Manchuria, her name is Kim Pik Fai

Noodle making show

This is Chinese cuisine

Oh really, I've heard that Chinese cuisine is magical

Chicken broth

I assure you that today we'll have Chinese cuisine in Manchuria

Tomorrow, Peking duck in Peking

I also like Bombay duck

That's very funny

Please inform your gov't, help us first India second

No wonder

This turtle has saved me

Never realize Chinese cuisine is so complicated

I'm sure you won't see anything like this in India, you've my word

How did it happen

What's this

Shark's fin

Oh, shark's fin

Why haven't I got this

Delicious

Please

Your Highness

Hair

Hair. Do sharks have hair too

Lock up, nobody should leave Yes

Yes

Hair. Do sharks have hair too

Someone's dressing as the chef

Hold up all the cooks

Yes

Check to see if anyone's wearing a fake beard

How come so many of them are wearing a beard

And they look so much alike

all fake

You're wasting my time

What's wrong

This beard...

Miss Kim

Something's wrong

Don't move, or I'll shoot her down

Release her

Force our way out

Don't fight

I'm the real cook

What an odd situation

Neck, her neck

Dangerous

Come here

Cut that crab, stay away

Kim Pik Fai

What does that mean

I don't know

Come here

I just call to say I love you

I just call to say how much I care:

Wo-1

Who were you calling just then

Then who is she

The world famous Kawashima Yoshiko

This way

Hurry up...move it

Stay aside

Kill them all. Spare no one

Yes, sir

Where's the exit

Where's the exit There's no exit hee in backstage

Hey, let's get in the winds. Hurry

Hurry up

You want to escape

Shit, we've lost control

Go where you can

Here, through the slit

This is a dead end go that way

Cut all exits

Yes

Damn it, the kitchen is blocked off

Why did you bring me here

May be she knows something

Shut up

Your grouching will only confuse her thoughts

Block the exit by the desk

Comrade, listen, this is our last chance

You folks keep the door closed

I'm going to turn on the gas

Why should we turn on the gas

To commit suicide. That's too cowardice

At least, we should bravely fight until we die

Stop that thought would you And push harder against the door

Come on, find a metal bin get in and close up

Cause I'm going to blow up and gas tank

Over here, hurry up

Let's meet again at the Devil's peak

Sure

Everybody get ready

No tips. To hell with you both

My part

Here's mine

Deal

See whether you're cheating

Double yours

Me too

Copy cat

Never knew you have so much money

Spade Ace, ACE

ACE

You heard me, "Spade Ace"

Any "Ace" would do, just don't repeat

Check the place out

Lieutenant

Where is Wo-1

Sure

Don't you touch my money

And don't you touch that too

Do you have 6 Aces

Fine. See who'll win at the end

See. 2 pair of "Aces". I win

What's so smartie about having 4 "Aces"

I have 5 "Aces" and they are all spades

What is this

I win

Nonsense

How could there be so many "Aces"

Ok then, let's change a game

What the hell is this place

This voice sounds so familiar

We'll play Russian roullette

What's the rules of the game

Easy. We'll take turns in shooting each other until one of us die

Whoever stays alive wins

Ok, I'll shoot you first

I came up with this game so I should shoot you first

That's nonsense

Don't move. Don't move. Search

Search that side Yes, sir

Yes, sir

Don't let anybody know this

Don't let anybody know this

Don't let anybody know this

Aren't you Mr. Big Nose

Search the other side

We're here to search for revolutionaries

Search the place

Shut up, good friend

Check under the table Yes, sir

There's no need for it No one's down there

How can you be so sure

Cause Mr Big Nose has checked already

Did you really

Yes, sir

No one down there

So did you see any new faces around

Yours don't count, right

Let's go and search other places

Yes sir

Give way

You filthy Nose

How come you have so many cards

Someone's under the table

How dare you to sell us out

There's somebody

The faster one takes the lead

Don't you run, dirty old man

Drop it, Big Nose

Everybody is entitled to this money now

Stay aside

Why should I

Stop it or I'll shoot

Go ahead and shoot then

Give it to me No, I won't

No, I won't

You hit the wrong person

He hit a police officer

Do you think he's one of us

May be, get him out and check

Cover me

Bobo Bear

I'm here to save you

Bobo Bear

What

Move it, quick

No, I can't. I've to apologize to the officer

Let's hurry and go

Apologize

Accomplice

This way, hurry up

Why do you want me to come

I just call to say I love you

What. Because of love

He doesn't know the secret phrase

So I saved the wrong guy

And you put me in the wrong shit too

In that case, you'll better join us

And started to commit yourself in meaningful deeds

No problem, what's my profit

What profit

We're a non-profit body

No profit. Then how could any deed be meaningful

The soldiers coming, let's split

Damn it, no profit and deep shit

Smartie, sorry

I don't think you can visit your parents anymore

Who cares

I've never visited them before

Neither have I visited mine

But I have Uncle Choy

I sure miss him

Oh, we're such a perfect match

This way, Dr. Choy

Dr. Choy. That's my Uncle Choy

It's too noisy not there, shout with me

Dr. Choy, Uncle Choy, Dr. Choy...

Wait a minute, wait a minute

What

Funny, many people are calling my name

So what should we do

Cover him

Uncle Choy...Uncle Choy...

Uncle Choy

Nancy

Uncle Choy

How did you get in here

I worried you might heave me so I followed along

You should have stayed home instead

Stay away, I'll blow this up

Stay away

Does your explosive work

We'll see

What's your name

My name is Tina

Don't go

Let's go

What's this Dr.Choy

How come everybody's calling his name

We've never heard about him

Assassins

Miss Yoshiko

Your mission is to fetch Dr. Choy as soon as possible

Bear in heart that there might not be only one "Dr. Choy"

You mean, there might be Dr. Choy

No.1, Dr. Choy No.2 so on...

There might even be a few hundred of them

Or it might be the name of a group

I suspect that this so called "Dr. Choy"

might be a code name for a moment

Dr. Choy's movement

Hurry up, Nancy

they're waiting for the dinner

Got it

According to our present information

All their ammo with special accessories for poisonous gas...

are transported to the south by one and only one railway route

As such, instead of having one mission

we have two

First, one destroy their transport network

Second, find out the base

I hate cooking

You think the sword is kitchen knife? No sense

Uncle Choi, more pepper and garlic

It's Ok, I am "crying"

Thank for you help of last mission

But I don't know where is the base up to now

Well, we must do it individually

You go to destroy the enemy's railway network

We go further investigate

Where the base of enemy is

Miss Kim, I lost everything now

Only you accompany with me

Do you know I dream about you every night

Yet, I'm afraid I won't dream about you tonight

cause I can't sleep

You dream about Kim every night

Your "call to say you love me"

has now put me in deep misery

Let me help you

To let you recover the confidence of love

Love

my dream lover Kim

I can bring you to her

Oh, you're liar

Just follow me

What would Tina want to find Bobo Bear

She wants to locate the factory from Yoshiko

Bobo Bear is not one of us

He doesn't know much about us

Using him to cover us...

Would be very dangerous, right

Go back. Wash the dish and cook

Are you ready, comrade

Yes, sir

Stay alert. Go

Yes, sir

Dr. Choy, we have to go now

You stay behind to prepare food please

Sorry for the trouble

Nancy, this is all yours

I'm going to the front line

I think everybody is just tired of washing pans and pots

We have to keep some reserves and that's you

You are going as well

Pots and pans, stay cool here

And wait for my return

And off I go to check them out

The day of success is getting closer and closer

You've already got military control over the Manchurian Army

Just wait till these new weapons are completed

You can surely set up our individual empire

Then, you'll be the King and I'll be the Queen

We can simply kick off this simple-minded idiotic fool

Watch out for the Emperor

We can't be too emotional and spoil the big thing

According to present efficiency

we can easily win any battle

Yes, chemical warfare will kill many civilians

That's inhuman

Your Highness

Don't let your impulsiveness carry your away

We are following a modern revolution

In revolutions there are always many casualties

By the way

got any news on Tina

We are following up on that

Originally I planned to grant you Tina

As an encouragement for your loyalty

Yet, she is now...

Thank you, your Highness

Poor lonely thing

Even the greatest man needs a woman

Let me find him one

150,000, 160,000

I've got you new guinea pigs, Mr. Masa

for you

Very well

Very healthy. Each and everyone of them

How cruel

Didn't I pay you already Or do you want to try the gas yourself

No, no, I'm leaving right away

Hurry up

Stop pushing around

I'm a visitor here

Show me some manner

If it's not for Miss Kim

I won't even step in here

I'm warning you, your dream lover is approaching

My goodness. That's really her

Bobo Bear, are you alright

Well even if I say "I am" would you believe that

Pull him up

It's alright, I can stand up by myself

Miss. Kim, he's saved my life...

from the nasty crooks

I've promised to give him some money

So that he would take me back

Well, I don't need the money anymore

Since I can see my dream lover

In fact, I can even give up my life

What have you said

Who's your dream lover

None of your business

Do you want to get killed

If it's because of her...

I would gladly sacrifice myself

What's your name

My name is...

My name is Bobo Bear

Why are you here

To...to...

Speak up

Stop interrupting or I'll strangle you

How barbaric

Just showing him I'm not a coward

We...have never met each other

fallen deeply in love for you

shoot him

Wait

We can't shoot him now

we need information

What information

You don't want to shoot him

You want him to be companion

My hero, are you jealous

Jealous, me

Mr. Masa, he's only saying all those

because he's honest

A highly intelligent gentleman like you

should understand this and forgive him

Highly intelligent gentleman

Shoot her as well

Wait

Don't be impulsive

Didn't the Emperor grant me Tina

You better control your own impulsiveness

You're jealous too

Mind you, I'm the type of woman...

Who'll kill whoever betrays me

And I'm the type of man

Who'll kill a woman before she betrays me

Slowly, you must watch out for the guards

Are you really going to bring me to meet Miss Kim

Miss Kim's room is the second on the left hand side

Really

Watch out for Mr. Masa

Hey, your left hand or mine

Any left hand side

How can I find the second room if there's no room at all

Left hand

Oh sure, this is also left hand side I find it

Bobo Bear

You've said it all wrong

I meant the other side

Who's room is this

Mr. Masa

Who is it

I've send the soldiers away

Nobody notices

Mr hero, are you still suffering from jealousy

Bobo bear, don't be ridiculous That's impossible

Mr. Masa. Don't worry

The Emperor already fast asleep

My sellping pills are really working into him

So we can enjoy ourselves tonight

What's into you. You're so different

Why weren't you like this before

Somebody's outside

Your Highness

Who's it

Me

Who are you. Hide up

What are you doing here

Why did you send the guards away

Where's your patience

Anybody saw you just them

Probably not

Probably

That means yes

Stop being so sensitive, will you

Probably means probably

Did I hear you wrong or did you say it wrong

I'm here anyway

The Emperor has taken some sleeping pills

Don't be scared

Funny. You look more scared than I do

Come one, let's quickly sneak out

Hey, my pants

Wait a minute

Who's that

I want to discuss something with you

Your Highness

Your Highness

I've warned you be more careful

Now hurry up and hide somewhere

Open up

No, it's too obvious here get into the closet

Can't let him stay here

Mr. Masa

No What

This is your room

Of course. You better hurry

Be careful

Pajamas

Your Highness

Softly. This is confidential

What's that noise

You

Something's dropped

I'll go to pick it up

What's dropped

What did you find

Haven't you taken any sleeping pill

What pill

Nothing, nothing

Your Highness, what's the matter

I was too confused tonight that I even split the milk

Miss Kim had made me

I want to tell you a secret

Secret

What secret

To clear the rumor about Miss Kim being a secret agent

I don't believe

I've decided to marry Miss Kim to be My Empress

and appoint her as Commander-in-chief

Congratulation, your highness

Your intelligent deeds will make you of

the most well-known Emperor in history

Who is this

Special report

Sir

Several guards were attacked earlier

on the 2nd floor, How's it?

Stay alert and search the building thoroughly

Yes, sir

Oh no. It must be the assassins again

They're here to kill me

Your highness

You are...

Please don't tell anybody about our relationship

Your relationship...

Something happened in this building

I've heard the report

Go and check on Tina and Bobo Bear's where about

Your Highness

You are quite some guy

Mr Masa

Emperor, what do you mean

You don't have to play innocent with me

Your sweetheart has revealed me your secret

About our love affair

Yeah. Many people wouldn't accept this kind of love

Well, it takes time

But I'll make a low to recognize

Your Highness...

Forgive me

I swear this kind of relation will not happen again anymore

In fact

My sweetheart loves you

Loves me

Yes, my dear Emperor

Come over here

An open-minded person like you

Don't despite her because of me

It was all my fault. I forced her to love me long time ago

But that doesn't mean you shouldn't love here now

Please, your Highness

Please try to let her love you

Give her a chance

Masa, I know I have to be open-minded

But I'm not that open yet

This kind of love relationship is too difficult for me

Oh, no, please, you can't act like this

Hands off

This is your secret

Please keep it to yourself only

I don't have this kind of secret

If you keep this decision

You'll be the most famous Emperor

in history

She'll will be very happy if she knows that you'll want to be with her

She'll be happy

Let me go, Masa

Who is this

Kim

Time's running out

You have to promise me, dear sir

Hurry in, please

Your Highness

Miss Kim, don't misunderstand us

Nothing happened between us

Nothing happened

A secret safe here

What could have happened between you

What exactly happened here

Nothing much. Miss Kim can you stay with me tonight

Well, shall I stay with you instead

Oh, no...no, no, no

You better let me go

and stay with "her" down there

Her. Yoshiko. No, I mean Miss Kim

Who else

I don't care who you love

I don't care what are you doing

Just don't you relate it to me

And don't you play dumb with me

I'm too tired for all of these. Good night

We'll discuss about Miss Kim's matter tomorrow

I've to drink three cups of ovatine for a good sleep

Damn it

he knows about our relation

Oh...

What should we do now

Speed up our project

He said "the one down there"...

It's a map

Did you see anybody when you entered my room

No

He lied

Wait a minute

I thought that Bobo Bear is highly suspicious

He might be a spy

You shouldn't listen to anything he says

The spy is you

How did you come up with that

It's because...

Your intuition

But I'll rather torture him till the confess

Very cruel

I'll shoot him once he says

anything stupid

That's even worse

Smartie guy

You're not saying that...

it's Bobo Bear under the bed, are you

Very analytical

Even if it was true that's none of my business

You were lying under the bed just then

you should know who was there too

How could a smartie woman like you tell a bad lie like this

It's time for our show, pal

Mr. Masa

How did she get in there

Yeah, how did you get in

How dare you to play dumb with me

Miss Kim

I've always admired Mr. Masa

and I missed him so much that I decided to see him tonight

Why didn't you come out

when the Emperor is here

I was scared I was the first one here tonight

Then there came Miss Kim

she and a man got into the bed

and they started...

You and a man

Stop it. Let her finish

You bitch

Don't you move a bit

Bobo Bear, come out

Hi, everybody. It's finally my turn

Cut the crab, tie them up

Yes

So you were with her then

Do you need to ask that

Who asks you

No woman will answer to...

such kind of questions, fool

I want to torture you to death

Didn't you torture me enough just then Finally, I almost die

Cut that out and tie them up

What. What

Kill them

Yes

Bobo Bear

I'll turn you to mince meat

You're for real

Go

We should have shot this bear

Stay, don't run, stay

Chase him

Stay there

Hurry up, go after them They are over there

Bobo Bear, stay where you are

I hit the wrong one

Go the other way

Yes, sir

Chase them

They are injured so they can't go very far

check that side out quickly

Yes

Kill both of them

Yes, sir

Bring this map to the Lieutenant

I won't dump you here to die

But you have to

If I were you, would you do that to me

I won't

There

Check the other side too

Hurry

Yes, sir

So I won't either

Lieutenant, we are here

Be careful while you proceed

Lieutenant

Spot any enemy

No, sir

When will the train arrive

According to my information

the train has already set out yesterday

to pick up some raw materials for the poisonous gas in a nearby station

and it should be here in about half an hour's time

Ok, finish your work in 10 minutes time

Blow up the tracks before the train arrives

Yes, sir

Get me the cable

Set up the explosives

Blue zone is all set

Complete the wiring

lengthen the cables

How careless

Nobody notices me

Fortunately, Dr. Choy's very careless he didn't even notice me

How could she not notice me all along

How could she be so careless

They've gone up the train

Keep them in the spot-light

My goodness, you're getting heavier and heavier

Bobo Bear

Our heroine

I've told you to stay behind why did you follow us

Bobo bear are chased by many soldiers shall we help him

I'll go fetch Dr. Choy

Dr. Choy

Softly. This is the front line, kid

You shouldn't act like you're in a kitchen

Bobo bear are chased by many soldiers shall we help him

Yeah. He was carry up a woman with him too

Tina

Nancy, didn't you know that I was following you all along

Lieutenant

What are you doing here

Tina needs us. Over there

Yeah

You two follow me

the others continue their work

I know where they are

Go back

Get away

Go back

Go to hell

Sure

What shall we do

Don't move without my order

Yes, sir

Stay there, stop running

Stop

Fire

Go

Yeah

All dead

Retreat

Yes, sir

Dr. Choy, we'll check that side out

Come back

I've told you not to move without any order

He's Dr. Choy, the wanted

We'll stay here

if they move in

We'll chop them into pieces

Yes, sir

Hurry up and let's clear the place if it's all set

Yes, sir

So let's clear out

We can't chop the place in pieces Let's run

Hurry up

We can't possibly fight a place, retreat

It's full of explosives here everybody get out

Move

Nancy, smartie, follow me

That fence is blocking our way Nancy destroy it

This is it, go

Go

Cut them off from any way out

There's many soldiers here

Time to blow up the tracks

Yes, sir

Bobo Bear, you're a piece of dead meat now

I'm decided. I'm joining your party

You don't have to say thank you

Nancy, the control unit is right behind you

Got it

Smartie, let's go to blow up the tracks

Ok

But how does this control unit work

Try this

Hurry up, press

Come on, press

Dr. Choy

Who's calling me

Where to go

Stay there

Why are you going after me

Who care. They promise me reward if I catch you

So you're working for the traitors Big Nose

Dr. Choy, you have no where to hide now

Damn it. I won't die just like this

You want to leave

I have to think of something

Old fool, don't be such a kid

You dead meat already

You gotta help me, comrade

That's close

Old fool. I won't let you go

Damn you

I hate people calling me old fool

Follow me, old man

What are you saying

We're falling

Let's all die

Dr. Choy

Dr. Choy. Dr. Choy

Uncle Choy

No, no

Dr. Choy. I'm in to help

Let's go

Go, Nancy

Come on...

Smartie, go. Let's go

Where am I. What a strange feeling I have

Well, leaves. Many leaves

What a sight. What a height

So you're here as well. Yeah

Don't laugh, the branch is breaking

Gees. I don't believe how lucky I am

I'm going to be very rich soon

Stop moving or we'll fall

A snake is on my back

A snake

Oh no, it looks like a poisonous one too

Mr. Snake, I think we better keep some

distance between us

Even the snake helps a good guy like me

Good guy. You

Mr. Snake, attack

Damn it. It moved into my pants

Don't move. The branch is breaking

I can't I have to shake it off my leg

Stop that

I can't, I feel very itchy

Stop feeling itchy then

Help

Fortunately we have a snake here

Hold on to it

You have to hold on too, Mr. Snake

Think something up

or we'll die here

Maybe I won't eat snake anymore I promise

Hey stop the car, we're here

I get Dr. Choy, the wanted

we can take him in for the reward

it's Dr. Choy and Mr. Big Nose

Kill Big Nose. So the reward is ours

Shoot him

Don't shoot. Don't shoot

How dare you

I found him first, bastard

Kick the gun up for me

But you got no hands to hold it

Stop taking and kick

Thank God you're better than I thought

or else we'll all dead now

You were only holding my legs

and what I did was comparatively more difficult

You weight

I can't take it any much longer

Could you move faster

Ok. Ok. But you must hang on there

Move

Don't move. Follow me

You really disappoint me, Big Nose

Where have your conscience gone

Profit maximization is my motto

Whoever gives me money is my boss

I don't give a damn about my conscience

You hit me. How dare you

I'll rather die in the hands of those soldiers

than looking at your filthy face

I'm going off now

Shoot if you like

Hit me. Stop. I'll fire

Stop

Shoot

Don't you think I'll spare you because of your age

How dare of you despite me

How dare of you not to obey me

Didn't even glance back at me

He should at least pay me some respect

He even despite me

I lost face

Fortunately the hit wasn't fatal

You'll be alright soon

She was wounded because she wanted to save you

I'll take good care of her forever

Listen, comrade

Together we've been through life and death What next

Here, listen...

Although we belong to different generations...

I guess Tina is just about the same age as you

Alright, I've got a even better phrase...

Come on, write that down

What's in your mind

Tell her, that...

I'd want to live with her

That's a great line, isn't it

That's awful. I'll change it to I want to be with you

Shall I mention something

like setting up a new family and raise lots of children etc

Not bad. Not bad

Since you're so good

I'll let you write the whole letter for me

Just don't put in anything bad. Ok

Where shall I put it

Get some rest now, we'll to hold an early meeting tomorrow

Yes, sir... and you should get some rest too

Lieutenant

Feeling better

I have something for you

That can wait, I suppose

Form a family and raise lots of children

and live happily ever after

Tina has been secretly admiring me

A girl is a girl

Even Tina

You scared the hell out of me

I didn't do it on purpose

Lieutenant

Keep it for me while I'm away

Come on. We've already know each other for 3 days

Why can't she simply tell me

what she wrote here

What's this. I can't read

Well, I can ask Dr. Choy for help

Want to be with you

Form a family and raise lots of children

Give it back to me

Nancy was proposing. Incredible

She finally admits her feeling now

She's still a junior

Woman

What's so happy about Give it back to me

Relax. This is not a bad thing

Don't you let anybody know this

Especially the Lieutenant

What about him

Form a family

Nancy

Are you very eager to get married

No

I'll lecture you later, get lost

Pain in the neck

Damn it. I forgot my needles

I'm going to fetch something...

Although we belong to different generations...

Dr. Choy

How are you

Are you alright

I feel better now

Please send in the Lieutenant

I've something for him

Lieutenant

Lieutenant

But any document else

Bobo, you look awful

I'll give you some injection later

No, my "medicine" is lying on the bed

You are bad look

Your pulse is a bit irregular

I can't control myself

M1, I've something for you

I've read already

You've seen it

Wo-1

It's true that we've been through a lot

Yet we've no time for this

in the battlefield

Let's discuss it after the war

But what's the use of having it after the war

I know your feeling

Wandering will make you think of family

But as you've said

Our age differ too much

Age

Alright, I know

Wo-1, M-1

We finally reach some mutual understanding

We can very soon form our family

Dr. Choy, I've already respected you

as my senior

Thanks

But respect is only respect

We can't be a family

Why not

You need someone from your own generation

I don't suit you

Generation gap

Don't be disappointed you will have chance

I'll try

Stay there, Nancy

I've told you to wait outside

You're a kid only

you won't understand us adults and don't you play smartie either

You'd decide your own future

She is mine, you got me to protect you know

What're you saying

No. The Lieutenant is here

What's that

You can't keep the secret

What secret

Why would that be related with me

That letter...

Why is it with you

How did you get that letter

Why is that in your hands

And not in his hands

Bobo Bear asked me to write Tina this letter

Why can't she have it

M-1

I give you the map only

Everybody Ok

Did you read the letter

We've all read it

This letter make us face

a critical test

We decided to copy one for memory

Memory

According to the map

The factory is right over here

Kill the guards first

No need. Fast as lightening

The throat

Shit

Not bad

Go

Everybody stays alert

It's abnormally quiet here

I think so too

I feel something's wrong

I thinks you're right

Anyway, there's no other way now

Retreat

Force in

There's an opening here

Be alert, ready for war

Be calm, let's think some way out

We've been waiting you for a long time

What took you so long

Frankly, I thought you'd never come

Hi

Switch on the poisonous gas

Who's Dr. Choy

Who's Dr. Choy

I am

I am

I am

I am

I am

Bull shit

They're not. I'm the genuine Dr. Choy

I knew it. There's more than one "Dr. Choy"

Answer me. There's totally how many Dr. Choy's in your group

What's she talking about

Who's the most powerful "Dr. Choy"

I don't even understand your question

Big Nose

Yes, Mr Masa

Big Nose, you've been such a coward all your life

Tell me who's the real Dr. Choy

If you dare, you can get me out...

and fight one to one with me

I know you don't know, don't pretend

They're asking me only

Who's he

Big Nose is our leader

No kidding. Come out the one with beard

I've said I was Dr. Choy

You traitor. Bastard

Go to hell

I'll bet you won't even dare to fight me on your own

Traitor, Coward

What an old leader they have And a kiddy group too

This proves that not many people

welcome your gang

Big Nose, come back

I'll kill you if I ever get out

Shit...

Bastard

Shit, bastard...

We've failed

We'd face the death bravely

We've more guinea pigs now

Poisonous gas

Poisonous gas. Stop inhaling

Poisonous gas

Hold your breathe

Dr. Choy. Let me remind you

In this modern world

big swords or fist fight doesn't help

Especially when your enemy is almighty

I want to strangle you

with my own hands

Really

Guess you'll better save your hands for covering your nose

Yoshiko

Open up

Cover your nose, hurry up

Come over here, kids

Sorry general, we all fail

Don't smell it, let me smell it

Listen, this is the voice of victory

Strengthen up

You too, Nancy

Big Nose, I'll heavily reward you

Coward. Can't you bear this sight

Come on, my money can make you lose your mind...

And you won't even remember this slightly

You hit me like a dog

Where's your conscience

You really disappoint me

You fool

Dr. Choy, I feel very sick

I can't take this anymore, Dr. Choy

Don't panic

Dr. Choy, run for your lives

He is one of the Dr. Choys too

Kill them all

Get out

Everybody, get the machine guns

Ready for shooting

My money had gone

Let's go to zone three

How to open

There must be help

let's gather together

Get ready the poisonous gas

Get ready

Cut them out

Shooting here may lead to the explosion of the whole factory

I can always build another factory but

I can't let any Dr. Choy escape

Blow up the factory

Damn you

You are dead meat now

Stay away

Masa

Don't let them go

I'll kill them for you, general

Killers

Yes

Come on comrade, let's go

Loser

The throat

Don't move

You bastard

You want to kill us

I'm lucky to stay alive

Time for avenge now

Do you really think you should be so lucky

It was me who opened the exit and released you all

Did you really

I'll say it's because our rescue forced you to do so

Rescue. You wish

Liar. Traitor. Bastard

Shut up

Traitor...

Traitor...

Stop

Traitor...

I'll shoot

Big Nose

Be frank, did you aim for me or him

Him of course, or else you'd have been dead by now

So it's true that we don't have any rescue

Otherwise, we'd have been out already

There's only me alone

Really

Go

Big Nose, let's go

Bobo Bear, I'll go myself

Don't pretend

Or else, you'll tease me later

Stop

Hi, Miss Kim

Little fan, you won't be lucky this time

We'll see who's lucky indeed

I'll give you this last chance to choose your side

I won't be traitor

Come and shoot me

How are you feeling, Bobo

Are you alright

Stop the bull shit

What'll we do

Be smartie

So, let's go

We're surrounded

There's not much choice now...

Why don't we fight bravely

Spread their attention

Ok, I'll make your wish come true

Go to hell

I leave first

Wait for me

What a fool

Your hand

Bastard

Dr. Choy

Yoshiko

Where to go

You just look me down

I've never lost in any battle

But you're losing

You still want to fight

Even if I lose I want you all to lose with me

We'd destroy the factory

Hurry up

No, the poisonous gas will leak out

Don't worry, I don't want to be dead

Make the blast wire longer

After your death

Your organization will be destroyed

You're wrong. I'm not the leader of this group

You're fighting with a retired soldier only

You can't even defeat me

How can you invade our country

How

Just by this

Whoever holds the better weapon rules the world

Kill them

Kill everybody. None should be missed

Lighted or not

Yes

Let's go

The drum will explode soon

Masa wait for me

It is filled with poisonous gas here

Don't pull me

I'll have to start all over again

Don't let them go. Block their way

We succeed

Fantastic, keep on attacking

Get lost

Why should I take you with me

Your identify has already been exposed

Masa...Don't leave me here

You forgot our oath

Everything is unreal

There's no place for losers here

and I don't need you anymore

Masa, open up

You'll better stay here

We can still seek help from our allies

Allies. Help

You can't go this time

I'll seek help from my allies

Hook his war tank

Quick

A bit more. Hurry up

I'll ask Puyi

to disclose your trick

You'll arouse public indignation you'll lose at last

Public indignation

Any explosive left

Here's the last one, Dr. Choy

Hooked

Almost

Go quickly, Dr. Choy

Hurry up, Dr. Choy

It's too easy for him

Dr. Choy's in the car

Smartie

Wasn't that hooked

Dr. Choy

How come

It's running towards us

Come down

No, I've to light up the last explosive

What are you doing

To blow up the war tank

Why do you bring Big Nose along

He's saved us

lt'll be collapsed soon, let's go first

Dr. Choy

Don't come here

Dr. Choy...

Big Nose saved us

Are you alright

He was our help

Don't worry

Let's go back for curing your wound

Are you alright after the poisonous gas

I'm fine. How about you all

I'm fine, how are you

Fine How about you

Fine How about you

How about you Fine

Very well. But that's not a small wound