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You know,

You can put a stop to this...

You can't force me to lie!

Ah... An honest man?

Honesty is over-rated!

Okay, I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!

Now that's my boy! Just tell a little lie...

What's so difficult? Good boy!

And the final nominee for "Best Actor" is...

Jack Fong from "The Turning Point"!

Let's see who's the winner...

And the winner is...

Jack Fong from "The Turning Point"!

Congratulations!

I'd like to thank my co-actors...

and the crew.

This movie is actually very important to me.

Because of my little 'scandal' last year...

But despite all the ups and downs...

One person stood by me throughout.

Thank you for not leaving me... yet.

After this... There's an important question I'd like to ask you

Thank you!

Didn't you say you have a question to ask her?

Why not ask now?

Ask now! Ask now! Ask now!

Ask now! Ask now! Ask now!

Now Jack...

You're all tough and manly in your films...

Why such a coward in real life?

Will you marry me?

So what's your answer, Vikki?

Everyone's waiting for you!

This isn't a question a girl should answer in public.

Just imagine we're all not here...

and it's just you, and Jack.

What would your answer be?

I'd say...

I do.

I should have looked happier.

Like everyone else.

Like her...

Jack! Jack!

Jack! Over here! Jack! Over here!

Just one question please?

When will be your big day?

Of course, the sooner the better...

but I'll have to discuss with Vikki first...

because both our schedules are very packed.

Do you think this will make the public forget...

you're caught having sex in the changing room?

That's all for today -

I'd already explained myself clearly before, so...

Thank you for your concern. Excuse me.

Vikki is here! Couple photo please!

Yes! Let's take photos together!

Not today. Today is Jack's day.

Come on, just one photo! Just one!

Just one! Come on, just one!

Just one! Just one!

Jack, look here! Over here!

Closer please! That's it!

Big smile! That's it!

Okay, that's enough! Thank you everyone!

We have to go! Thank you!

One more! Thank you.

Here! Over here! One more!

Can't believe everything went as planned tonight!

Exactly as planned! Perfect!

So wonderful! And such a pleasant surprised!

That's right! Disinfect yourself!

Even if you finish the bottle, you'll still be dirty

Oh dear! Oh dear! Are you alright?

Oh dear! Oh dear...

You think you're very clean?

We are both filthy liars!

A person with good conscience would never do this!

Okay! Let's not do it!

Sure, you said it!

I'll tell the reporters! Go ahead and tell!

I'll tell them we're not a couple! You can go first!

Fine! Let's announce tomorrow!

Don't worry! I'll do it!

What're you waiting for? Tell them now!

So what? Do it!

Waiting for what? Go ahead!

STOP! I'll do it.

Jack, you've actually won tonight!

Look at all the attention we're getting...

This is godsend!

You both know what you want out of this...

If you both really want it...

We'll be with you all the way!

Now, give us a sign...

Oh dear! Oh dear...

Are you alright? The both of you...

This will definitely be the Wedding of the Year!

Jack Fong, the Bad Boy of Showbiz...

proposed to Vikki Tse yesterday!

Surely, this should come as no surprise.

Let's take a walk down memory lane...

They first met on the set of...

"When Girl Meets Condor"...

In the following months, they dated secretly,

Then they were caught on camera...

...sharing a bowl of bak kut teh!

But they denied their relationship...

This question is too personal,

Shall we talk about the show instead?

Their blossoming romance almost came to a halt

when Jack was caught with his pants down...

Did he admit to that? Did he? Of course not!

He said the model did it to advance her career!

There's nothing between us.

I was changing, when she barged into my room.

How many times must I say it

before you believe me? Please stop asking me?

Not many people believed him. Worse still...

...even his father didn't believe him!

No comments.

But you're his father...

I know I'm his father.

But don't come bothering me...

...every time he messes up!

Just when everyone thought this romance is over,

Vikki came out to defend Jack.

Did he cheat on you?

I have complete trust in him.

Jack is trustworthy,

I don't believe he's done that.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Vikki! Don't go yet! Vikki! Wait! Vikki!

Bimbo! She still had only good things to say

about him... to the media. Always so supportive!

Well, they are really getting married now.

Many people are happy for them...

Let's take a look!

Based on their Chinese Eight Characters,

they'll face problems in the beginning,

But this can avoided.

Destiny and luck can be changed with good

fengshui. They just have to follow my advice...

...to ensure a blissful and harmonious marriage.

Jack, when you get married, don't just stay

home and exercise with your wife, okay?

Got to come and play badminton with us!

The wedding gown must by a local designer.

If she chooses a foreign label, what will happen to us?

Design for who! For myself?

Actually, the gowns will look better on me!

Oh, I love celebrity weddings!

After all, we all could do with a bit of scandal...

...and some tabloid trash. Incidentally,

who are these people?

Fake! They're faking it!

I'll say this to their faces too!

I won't be attending their wedding,

because we're just colleagues, not friends!

Two top celebrities getting married?

That's... It's a plot for a blockbuster.

Wow! Fantastic!

Wow! What would she wear on that day?

How would she wear her hair?

Stay tuned to "E-Asia Buzz" as we bring you...

the latest news on the Wedding Of The Year.

Bye!

Honey, I'm home!

Have a seat.

Hello, Little One!

Big Brother is here to see you!

Miss me?

Why is your cactus all flaccid?

I just hate things that cannot stand erect!

I got some fried fritters for you.

Don't say I don't love you...

Come, long one for you.

Short one for me.

Now, do I look excited to you?

No.

That's because...

I'm the Best Actress!

Money money money, all I see now is...

Money, Baby!

Endorse Barbequed Pork $200K!

Watch Endorsement $300K!

Toothpaste Endorsement $200K

Penthouse Unit $500K!

Seafood Restaurant Deal $200K!

So,

just for the past 68 hours,

Baby, I want you to know...

We've made over $2 million!

So we can reach our target in 6 months?

My Dad's factory must be saved quickly.

Of course! Just leave it to me!

You quickly get changed!

Such an ugly robe!

This is yours.

Give it back then!

Take it off, take it off!

Thank you.

I'd do anything for you.

Because when you make money, so do I!

Now hurry up! Go change!

I despise you!

You're disgusting! A big liar!

You know why I have to do this...

Do you have a better plan?

Just to make money...

You pretended to be a couple 3 months ago.

Now you're going to marry him!?

What's next?

How many more lies you want to tell?!

Jack? I'm coming!

What took you so long?

Sorry, I was in the shower.

I brought you some "Eight Treasures" tea.

My secret formula will strengthen your career,

your health and everything else!

You know, you're going to be a busy boy.

My phone kept ringing non-stop since last night

What's wrong? Your Dad didn't invite you again?

I've never wanted to go to his birthday dinner.

I don't understand how your Dad can be so blind.

He's not.

You're more successful than your brothers!

They develop properties for the whole region.

I work with cameras to fool the whole nation.

Don't worry. Leave it to me...

Soon, your Dad will invite you to all his birthdays.

He'll adore you like he used to.

May, are you alright?

Oh... Nothing... It's dirty here...

Okay! What's my schedule today?

Welcome to the launch of the beautiful...

and romantic Kovan Residences.

We are honored to have the celebrity couple,

Jack and Vikki,

to grace this very special occasion.

Some magazines request for...

exclusive intimate shots of the couple. Possible?

That's not in our contract...

but... just for you,

We'll close one eye. No, two eyes!

Right, Tom?

No problem. As long as their penthouse...

...comes fully furnished.

You're such tough negotiators!

We just learn from you. Come...

I've so much to learn from you.

Cheers, cheers...

Closer together, please! That's right!

That's very good! Very good!

Sit down, okay!

In the beginning, it was fun faking as a couple.

Look... People in love have that special glow!

Yes, they're a perfect match.

Your project will be a great success. Yes, yes.

When will you two get hitched?

You're such a joker! We're just friends.

You got to be joking...

Look over here!

More eye contact!

Great! Thanks! Next shot!

Your skin is too dry!

Someone put some oil on Jack.

Oh no...

What're you doing?!

If you're very free,

Go clean the toilet! Now! Go!

May, are you having a cold?

No... No... I'm just feeling horny... I mean hot!

You should go back if you're not well.

Oh no, I can do it!

Closer, please. Tighter!

Getting married soon!

Closer, please.

Your... THING is touching me...

Why? Excited?

Very excited! I like small little things.

Very good! Tighter!

Oh my God!

Now look carefree! OK!

You're so lucky to have such a beautiful bride.

I know... Sometimes she can be quite beautiful.

Only sometimes?

Okay. All the time...

you're always beautiful.

This is too sweet for me!

Beautiful? Look more like shit.

To love or not

To act indifferent, when you do care

To love or not

One may lose more when blinded by happiness

To love or not

You will still feel touch and hurt in the midst of happiness

To love or not

Don't regret after you looses it.

Let me fly to the galaxy on a spaceship

To follow where happiness brings you to

To follow your heart

Download a senseless email

Freedom in playing music

Tell me if you hate me

Love cannot be force

Love requires no reward

To love or not

To act indifferent, when you do care

To love or not

One may lose more when blinded by happiness

To love or not

You will still feel touch and hurt in the midst of happiness

To love or not to love

Don't regret after you looses it.

Overwhelming happiness

will mess up the tempo of the music

The heart jitters Memories aplenty

Reality blurs

Love do not ask for any return

Four moods Four moods

Now give me a kiss... Express your love...

Pour your passion into this kiss...

Let me feel your love... your passion...

Come on! Closer! Closer...

Fabulous! More!

What's happening?

Still doing product shots? What about my talents?

We have to wrap by 5.

Go ask your talents yourself!

Why are these stars so difficult to work with?

Only the B-listers behave like that!

Thank God, you're here.

They refused to follow the script. I've tried to...

You've never told me I have to...

...go nude for this commercial!

I'm sorry, I forgot. I'm not doing it.

I won't let my body touch his!

Excuse me! You think I want to touch yours?

Okay, let's not do it then!

I agreed to it because they offered...

...three times the market rate.

I've been working hard to earn you the $5 million...

So you can save your Dad's factory.

Now that you're not doing it, I don't know how...

I'll think of some other ways...

Jack, I really need your cooperation.

I really want you to become the No. 1 star.

Since you proposed to Vikki,

good roles start to come in and... people

are beginning to forget that terrible scandal...

May, I'm not the one being difficult.

She's the one.

Jack, I just want you to... I...

I know you don't need this but...

At least... Could you just do it for me?

Don't cry... Stop crying...

Let me think of a way out. Don't cry...

Alright, I'll do it.

Don't cry anymore. I'll think of something.

They are gone!

Okay. We'll start shooting in 2 minutes.

Quiet please. Standby.

Camera's ready.

And... Action!

Pearlie White. Natural. Fresh. CUT!

You should've done that BEFORE we kissed.

I didn't force you to kiss me.

May, the sponsors said Jack can keep...

...all the clothes he's worn today.

Including the underwear.

Who wants used underwear? Throw away!

I'll keep the rest.

Hey! Are you blind?

Where's May? What are we waiting for?

There she is. I'm coming. I'm coming.

Hello? Yes... Hello? Yes...

What?! What clip?

How did they manage to film it?

What? It's all over the Internet?

Everyone's downloading?

Damn!

Shit!

This week, Jack and Vikki...

...made headlines when a video clip...

...exposing their true colors leaked out!

It became the nation's most downloaded clip!

Almost overnight! Is the clip that interesting?

You think I enjoy doing this?

I don't like having to lie day in, day out.

That makes the two of us.

So shall we call it quits?

We're all set. We're ready to shoot.

Honey, put this on. Please hurry...

Your tie...

How are you two going to explain this?

Now we know they're a fake couple! It's over!

Rumors have it that more clips may surface!

These seafood delicacies are prepared...

...for the wedding banquet of Jack and Vikki.

They will be arriving any moment now.

But first, let's take a look at our new TVC

that the couple recently did for our restaurant.

You think I enjoy doing this?

I don't like having to lie. Me too.

So shall we call it quits?

They've been sabotaged! How embarrassing!

Someone is going to lose his job.

Your tie... Don't touch me!

I'm not like you, I can't carry on this charade!

Don't be like this...

I know everyone's happy to see us together,

We're liars! I'm so unhappy!

You know what the truth is...

For me, it's HATE at first sight!

I'm so glad it's mutual!

CUT!

You call this acting?

Do you know how good the Korean actors are?

Try again! Okay!

We're not supposed to announce this yet

But we've no choice...

Ladies and gentlemen,

it's my pleasure to announce that...

Vikki and Jack have been offered roles in...

a new Singapore-Korean production...

...where they'll play the leads.

They'll play a pair of lovers who have to...

...lead a life of lies and deception.

There's much animosity between them. Yes.

Jack and Vikki were concerned they wouldn't be...

...convincing. So they kept rehearsing!

Those videos were actually recorded by us.

I don't know how they leaked out.

You can now download them at

QiZiWedding. Com... for just a small fee.

And now, let's welcome... two of

the most dedicated actors in the industry,

Vikki Tse and Jack Fong!

I hope everyone's learnt a lesson here!

In view what has happened, I've no choice...

...but to activate Plan B.

You're too paranoid. We don't need Plan B.

Is it really necessary?

Everyone seems to believe us now.

You and May did a great job at the launch.

I agree with Jack.

We just need to be more careful!

Because you're careless, you've planted doubts.

...in the minds of the public about your relationship.

Imagine, if your home is infested by rats...

Do you want rats to eat up your house?

Or would you rather eat them all up?!

But rats are not nice to eat...

Position check! Everyone in place?

The Eagle has landed.

The Swan has arrived.

The Tiger is in his cave.

Has the Chicken arrived?

Roast Chicken is in place.

Dried Chilli Chicken is in place.

Taiwanese Steamed Chicken is in place.

Kentucky Fried Chicken is in place.

Spring Chicken... also in place!

Wait! Where is the Korean Ginseng Chicken?

That Chicken always comes late!

Alright. Recap Assignment...

Korean Ginseng Chicken has arrived!

Okay. Now, on my mark

5... 4... 3... 2... 1!

Wait! Tiger! Have you taken off your pants?

Why does Tiger have to take off his pants?!

Tiger has to appear intimate with Eagle.

In fact, the tank top needs to come off too.

Tiger! Execute now!

Executed!

All Chickens are in place. Fly now, Eagle!

Mission recap. When Eagle arrives at the cave,

Tiger warmly welcomes Eagle.

Both stay at the gate for 30 sec.

Intimate gestures only.

No hugging and no kissing.

That photo is for next week.

Clear? Okay. Standby 3... 2... 1... Execute!

What? What happened?

Lemon Chicken fell into frying pan!

Be careful! I have fragile things inside!

What's this?!

Oh, that's clean. I just wore it yesterday.

Rule #1: When you stay here. No loud noises!

Just tell me where to put my things!

Rule #2: These cupboards are mine.

And this one is yours... And...

whatever you do, never touch this cupboard!

Actually, never open any cupboard except yours.

What about in the kitchen?

Rule #3: No cooking in the kitchen.

I don't like the smell of cooking!

Why have a kitchen then?!

This is my home and I can do anything I want.

And there are many things...

...I'd like to do with you.

Stay away! If you come any closer...

What are you afraid of? We've done...

...everything a couple does except one thing.

Let's do that now!

Don't come closer! Stay at least 12inches away!

Sure. Mine is only 10.7 inches.

Don't touch that one! I wore it one week ago.

Wait! Let me adjust your tie for you...

Watch it... There're reporters outside!

So? So what? Time to go to work...

Too much! Why didn't they stick to the plan?

Enough Enough! Go in!

You think this is very cute?

Where am I supposed to sleep?

There's no way we'll sleep on the same bed.

Besides, there's no space for you.

You can sleep down there.

So childish! Acting like a kid!

What are you doing?!

Sleeping! What else?

If you don't wanna see, just turn off the lights!

Who said you could turn off the lights?!

This is my room! I want to switch it off!

I can't sleep with the lights off.

I must turn it off.

I want them on!

Turn it off! Cannot!

Off! On!

I want it off! I want it on!

Turn them on then! Crazy woman!

You protect me.

So scary... I'm so scared!

GuGu... Morning...

MaoMao... Morning...

You... And who are you?

You pervert!

When did you get on my bed?

This is my bed!

Why are you naked?!

Take that!

So annoying! Why did he switch off his phone?

I wonder what they're doing!

May, you should exercise with me more often.

Look, how healthy I have become?

Stop worrying about your fake boyfriend...

Mom... He's not my "boyfriend"...

I know he's not. Do you?

You're not young anymore,

It's time you settled down!

Stop interfering with my life!

If your father was still alive,

he'd be so hurt to see you like this...

Mom, let me tell you something!

There're 3 categories of people. 1st category...

...finds someone they love and love them back.

2nd category finds someone they love.

3rd Category never even finds someone to love!

I belong to Category Two.

Ask yourself which category you belong to!

Hey! Hey! Hey!

I belong to Category One!

I'm still Category One!

WHAT?

Close door when you use the toilet next time!

Can't believe it... So pretty but...

...shit so smelly!

Get out!

You're expecting a guest?

No?

Should I go?

We've finished. You can go.

Okay.

Thank you, sir. Please come back again.

Thank You!

Good Night.

Is Tom home?

Yes, Ma'am, but he...

Tommy...

Is everything alright at Jack's apartment?

Yes.

Paparazzi's got the shots we planned?

Yes.

I think we've managed to fool everyone...

Yes! Everything's perfect...

What's wrong?

You know I feel so stupid...

I know I shouldn't have fallen for him,

But I'm so happy whenever he succeeds.

I'm so happy to know he needs me.

But now, I don't know if he needs me anymore.

Don't be silly? You're the one he needs the most.

And what you need most now is...

You know, you remind me of...

...my first girlfriend.

Smart. Sweet. And caring.

You've a girlfriend? How come I don't know?

There are many things you don't know about me.

If you tell anyone about this, I will kill you!

Since we've done it, let's do it again!

I don' want!

No!

So sneaky. Must be up to no good!

Morning, Jack!

Morning, Jun Hong!

Congratulations!

The whole nation knows you're getting married!

It's no big deal. It's not like I've won medals...

...for our country like you have.

What's most important is not the winning.

It's knowing your goal and going after it.

That's what you're doing now, right?

I knew she's following me that day

I just didn't know then why I let her...

May? Don't worry. I won't be late. Bye.

Are you Jack's friend?

Yes.

Please tell him the buns he bought are delicious.

The skin is not too thick and there're lots of filling.

Please thank him on my behalf.

See you. Bye.