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Fung.

How's business tonight?

Better and better.

Yes, it's me again.

Fung Ho

I was a singer and movie star.

But in fact, I am

a Gigolo.

In the business

they call me King of Gigolos

I'm semi-retired now

and only do it for fun

I run a nightclub now.

It's called High X.

My ex is a director.

After co-financing this club with me

she went to make movies in America.

But she caught a producer's eye

and they soon got married.

She felt she had wronged me

so she gifted me her shares in the club.

So

I am the boss here now.

Very few call me King of Gigolos any more.

Most people call Fung.

Sorry, excuse me.

They're spraying champagne.

Enjoy yourself.

Do you need an umbrella?

No, thanks.

Happy Birthday.

Where is Mon?

I'm back.

"Wishing you everyday"

"making love."

"Wishing you the greatest climaxes."

"Making tens of millions every year."

"Turning a profit every night."

"Happy Birthday."

Thank you.

I want to buy a home

drive a Porsche

carry an Hermes bag, crocodile hide

have Kin Soo-hyun and Lee Min-ho as boyfriends.

You Will.

Turn off the music.

Police! Show your license.

Everyone sit down.

Take out your identity cards.

So annoying.

Why must they do that?

What a coincidence.

It's nuts.

What did you say, Miss?

Cops are just pigs.

Rape me.

Excuse us, Sir.

She's drunk.

Sorry.

Ignore them.

Miss, say it again.

What do you mean?

Cops are just pigs.

Rape me.

Don't say anymore.

Ignore them.

Say it again.

What did you just say?

Rape me.

You've all heard what she said.

This dance

is a gift from Fung.

Enjoy the party.

Happy Birthday.

Have you had enough?

I won't let you leave.

If you like me

I'll have to start charging.

You are...?

You're a Gigolo? At your height?

I have my strengths

that you haven't discovered.

Then we must explore them at length

I'm Sushi

I'm Dick.

Remember to ask for me.

Guys

let's go.

They're gone.

Are you having a good time?

If so, let's go early.

We have to film on location at 6 am tomorrow.

That's so early

I'm young and energetic

I have big boobs and I can take hardship.

Don't stay too late

I must go now.

You won't stay with me on my birthday?

Go home, be Cinderella, be with your boyfriend

I promised Steven

to be home before 1 am.

All right.

Go ahead.

Take care.

Have fun.

Bye.

Girls

let's drink till we drop!

Please, it's very close by

I've waited a long time.

You are the only taxi around.

Please.

It's very close by, Sheung Wan, it's very close by.

- It's so hard to call a taxi at this hour. - Please

Hong Kong or Kowloon side?

Sheung Wan, it's very close by

I give you a lift.

Sure, thanks.

Thank you.

I still don't know your name.

Just call me Fung.

Fung?

You're the boss of High X?

Thank you, goodbye.

Why are you so late?

I'm hungry.

Cook for yourself.

We don't even have noodles.

You could have eaten out

I lost all my money at the horse races.

I have an early shoot tomorrow.

Leave me some car fare

$20 is enough for bus fare.

Yes, Archer Stance.

Turn.

Wrist forward.

Yes, good, now turn back.

Step back, yes.

Pull.

Hand higher.

Look ahead more.

Mon...

Hey.

We have a chance for revenge today.

You smell like alcohol, when did you get home?

I'm young, I can take it.

Guess what?

I'm playing

the greatest She-demon in the martial arts world.

Superior skill, simpervious to all weapons.

Most importantly, I fight Yoyo today.

So?

That witch Yoyo

bullies us all the time

orders us around like servants

because the executive Producer likes her.

Today I must take revenge

for us all.

Flatten her boobs with a shove.

Don't cause trouble.

What's the worry?

This TV station has no license.

It'll close down anyway

I'm in demand in category Ill films.

Don't make so much drama.

It's like this.

In the entertainment industry

you gain status through news.

Let people know everything.

You're so well-behaved.

When can you get ahead?

Am I right?

Director, it's ready.

Get in place, Sushi.

My turn

I'm in place.

You won't leave alive today.

Scourge

of martial arts

you suck young men's blood.

Today

I will rid the martial arts world of you

I've mastered "Yin Gou" style.

Come if you want to die.

Not so hard.

Don't do that.

It hurts!

Cut.

Are you okay?

You've mastered "Yin Gou" style

impervious to weapons, won't feel pain.

What are you yelling about?

Yoyo, are you okay?

I told you to find a good actor to act with me.

Bit players.

No acting skills.

Nothing can be done now.

We'll talk after the shoot, okay?

I have to go to the horse races today.

Shoot me first.

All right.

No problem.

We'll do another take...

Another take...

In the next shot

Sushi slaps Yoyo!

Director, cut the bull.

Shoot me spitting up blood first.

Okay.

Ready, everyone.

Cut.

Fuck, damned extra.

Director, I'm leaving.

My stunt double can shoot the rest.

All right, win lots of money.

Today, Race 7, Horse 3 will win.

If you lose, I will pay.

This is a continuity problem.

Fix her makeup.

Lunch break.

Let's have lunch.

Poor you! Does it hurt?

My boobs really hurt.

Woe is me! Kiss it better.

Didn't I tell you

not to mess with Yoyo?

What's so great about her?

Everyone knows she's a working girl.

Last month she went to Europe with Mr. Tsui's son.

She could buy an apartment when she came back.

Her boyfriend loves her.

Sure.

A new boyfriend every month.

- Sushi - Yitung.

You're just feeding mosquitoes here.

Just quit

Sunday, a rich guy's son wants a lot of girls for his boat party

$10,000 each, Want to go?

Yes, let's bring Mon.

Who's Mon?

Okay.

- Don't stand me up - All right.

Behave.

All right, bye.

Let's make some money.

What do you mean?

Sunday, a rich guy's son's boat party

10,000 per person.

That much?

What do I have to do?

Nothing, it doesn't include sleeping

I don't want to go.

Just go have fun

I'll be there, what are you afraid of?

Go with me, go...

Let me think.

The shy one seems nice.

Big Boobs next to her is fine, too.

Can they be humped?

Is there a woman who can't be humped?

It depends how much you have.

We're not like you, Big Dog.

You're rich, and you have a big dog in your pants.

Guys like us are trouble

we're big and we take long.

Unlike guys like Chiu.

He's like dessert.

Why?

Small and fast.

No wasted time, no pain.

Yitung.

Coming, yes, Boss?

Big Dog, how can I help you?

Today, my friends want to go all the way.

Arrange it with them

50,000 per come, okay?

I like Big Boobs.

Coincidence! So do I.

Let's take her together, menage a trois.

Great, no problem

I like the shy one.

No problem, you'll arrange for us.

Sure, one moment, please.

Thank you, Bosses.

Do you know.

Yitung is a great Madam?

Once there weren't enough girls.

Uncle James didn't have a partner.

She got into it herself.

Gave him blowjobs all night.

And finally got him to come.

- Amazing - Amazing.

We should try it next time.

Four together.

That's great.

Miss

this is a boat party.

What are you doing?

This swimsuit is too small.

It was not when I tried them on.

Damned extra.

You've never seen a pretty girl?

- Do you have a death-wish? - Never mind.

Who are you threatening?

Okay, never mind.

Let's start work.

Are you interested in menage a trois?

Menage a trois? Depends on how much money

$30,000 each.

So $60,000 for two.

All right, deal.

Okay.

How about you?

I cannot.

No? Why did you come?

What's wrong?

Are you a virgin?

This is a rare chance, do it

- I won't - It's okay

Jenny, hurry.

Great.

What are you staring at? You've got work, go.

Wait for me.

You'll know I am better.

What a coincidence.

You're here too?

I came with a friend.

But

I don't know where she went.

So did I

and I don't know where he went

(ELDER BROTHER: MOM PASSED OUT, IN HOSPITAL NOW)

What's up?

Something happened at home

but I'm here.

Get your things.

Thank you.

You're welcome

I'll treat you to dinner sometime.

Great, call me when you have time.

But

I don't have your number.

Double 9, six 7's.

Bye

Jenny, you're done?

And Mon?

Don't worry about her, she's a flake.

And you?

Easy 'gob

James wants a menage a trois

$10,000, an extra $10,000.

No way.

You are useless.

He's 80, very fragile

ls he going to die?

I'll go with you.

It's hard to say no to Yitung.

Hurry up

make an extra $10,000.

Take two

to be sure

James, Sushi is here.

Sir, look at the size on you!

Take it easy, get some rest.

Now Mother must have long-term dialysis.

Let's discuss

taking turns to go with her.

Or.

Think about getting her a kidney transplant.

Don't count on me.

My three children are killing me

I have two of my own.

Yours are in their teens.

Yes, teen girls

I must watch them closely or boys will take them.

Mon, our burdens are all so heavy.

You and Third Brother must take on more.

My filming schedule is irregular

I can't go with Mother every time.

So I came to talk to you.

No one watches your shows

I have a full-time and a part-time job

in addition to open university, I can't.

She is our mother.

Why doesn't anyone take responsibility?

Fine!

You all don't want to help.

If you don't want to be involved, go now.

Don't ever be involved in Mother's affairs again.

It's a long wait for a kidney transplant.

Go back to China to take care of it.

Where would I get the money to do that?

You refused to earn money last time

I made tens of thousands.

Why don't I lend you some?

I don't know whether I can repay you.

Or else.

You can always earn your own money.

I can't get past myself.

Even with Steven

I avoid it when I can

I don't like to do it.

You know that.

In this day and age?

Since you and your boyfriend do it.

You can do that and earn money.

Isn't that better?

If Steven finds out, I'm dead.

Your Steven

is just plain lazy.

But I've been with him for 3 years

I can't bear to leave him.

Would you take a shit and cannot bear to flush it?

We're eating.

This so-called box lunch

only has 3 pieces of chicken.

All 3 are asses

I'm not eating it

I want to be popular!

I want to fly first-class to go shopping in Europe.

Even if I were a whore I won't eat chicken ass.

Will you be popular being a whore?

At least I'll be rich.

Extras, get in your places

I'm going to get ready

stop.

- Never mind - Do you know

this box lunch is an actor's last bit of self-esteem?

She spills it and doesn't apologize.

Who does she think she is, is she all that?

Don't do that.

Do you want to be an unemployed extra?

You should talk.

You got where you are by sleeping around.

You'll hear from my lawyer.

I'm so afraid, you fat slob.

Forget it.

It's nuts, now the TV station will fail for sure.

What's wrong?

Yoyo, she says she's ill and must go.

She's in every one of the 14 scenes today.

What can we do?

Call it a day.

It's a wrap?

It's a wrap.

Great, we're wrapped.

Let's get a massage to relax

I haven't cleaned house in a while

I want to go home to clean up.

It would be good for you to think about it.

In any case I'm on your side

I'll help you in any trouble.

Harder!

I'm going to come.

Be quiet.

It's only 6 pm.

The housewives downstairs are cooking.

We're cooking with gas, too.

You...

Make a snack, we'll be done soon.

Is it ready?

Who...

is that?

It's just for fun.

You're so busy

I'm a guy, I have my needs.

She's just a sex partner.

It's popular now.

It's sex with no love.

Just get into bed when we have time.

She's married

I'm leaving, you guys carry on.

Your girlfriend is pretty.

Wait.

Why?

You want to fight?

I do Thai boxing.

Think about your next move.

Watch porn.

Learn something.

All right

I won't do it again.

You've given up job hunting.

I pay all our bills.

Yet you bring women home

to screw on my bed.

A few days ago

I found panties on our bed.

Tell me off, please.

But don't take long.

There's a horse race tonight.

I don't want to see you again, go.

If you lend me $30,000

I will move out right now.

I don't have it.

Then how can I go?

- You're crazy - Get out.

Get out.

Get away from me.

Get out.

Pervert.

Get out now.

- Stay away - Get out.

You crazy pervert.

You're crazy.

You're crazy.

May I borrow some money?

- Master Fung - Hi.

A pirate copy Long Island, please.

What's that?

Just cola, idiot.

- I see you often - Cola

I'm here to see him.

He's the most expensive.

When he has a job

I'll let him earn money for you.

You're getting a good deal.

No more about that.

Where's your friend?

You seem very concerned about her

ls something going on?

Hello.

How can I help you?

I'm looking for Fung Ho

I'm Fung.

Can I help you?

I'm Isabel.

My friend Sara recommended that I come.

Yes, I remember, Sara called me.

Can we talk in a private place?

Don't worry

anything said in this room

stays in this room.

I want you to help me.

That depends on whether I can

I'm a rock girl.

Rock girl?

Doctor says my hymen is extra thick.

Two of my boyfriends tried, to no avail.

I hear you can have surgery.

Yes, but I don't want to.

Then

what can I do for you?

I'm getting married next month.

Congratulations

I won't let my future husband touch me

because I want a normal

perfect sex life with him.

I know you can make women enjoy sex.

Please teach me how to enjoy it.

Have you tried masturbation?

It doesn't help.

Did you do it in the right place?

I've consulted many books and diagrams.

So you've never climaxed?

Simply, teach me how to enjoy

and how to climax.

But without breaking my hymen

I want to save it for him.

He should be the first person to enter me.

Not a scalpel

nor another man.

How much money do you want?

It's not a matter of money

but whether I can help you.

You are the King of Gigolos.

I know you can.

I can try

but I cannot guarantee anything

because I was just a best Gigolo.

But remember

don't really do it.

You've saving yourself, I know.

Correct.

Do you mind telling me your profession?

I'm a lawyer.

When we're done here.

You will sign an agreement of non-disclosure.

An agreement to hire a Gigolo?

Where are you going?

Just around.

You've asked me to help you.

Of course it's up to me.

Don't drive so fast, I'm scared.

Do you know.

You are a typical overprotected girl.

Someone is there for you

every step of the way.

Everything steady and stable.

You don't know anything about danger or hardship.

Afraid of this?

For the rest of your life?

This is Ladies' Market, have you been here?

I've heard of it, never been.

There are a lot of pirated things here.

There seems to be a lot of bad people here.

Aren't there more in Central?

They wear suits, so you can't spot them.

They say street food is dirty.

Taste it first.

Do you like it?

Sometimes, dirty things are the best.

Try to open your heart

to new things.

You will find that you've missed out a lot.

One more.

Are you okay? Tired?

Yes, I'm a bit tired.

It will rain soon.

Why don't we find a bar

for some rest

and a drink?

Okay.

Sit here.

Shing, give me a beer.

- What would you like? - Water.

- And a glass of water - Got it.

So many people here look creepy.

Let's go after our drinks.

It's all right, I know them.

Beer.

- Thank you - Water.

Gigolo Fung

I've been trying to find you.

Fancy meeting you here, Miu.

You owe me over $300,000

in gambling debts, do you plan to repay us?

You're drunk

I've never placed bets here.

My cousin couldn't get repaid

so I'm collecting.

Says you.

Don't think of leaving until we clear it up.

Let's talk tomorrow.

You're scaring my girlfriend.

How would I know where you'll be tomorrow?

What a beauty.

Your girlfriend? She's so pretty.

You look like you need some

I'm very good.

Be with me.

Big Guy Miu, behave.

Big Guy Miu, don't mess around in my club.

Go out into the alley to talk.

If Gigolo Fung will go, I don't mind

I'm not afraid of you.

Let's call the police.

It's fine.

- Run! - Hurry!

Hurry.

You ass, stop.

You ass, Gigolo Fung!

If I don't chop you up tonight

I don't deserve my name.

How does it feel?

My whole body went limp.

When you don't relax

your vagina contracts.

The more stressed you are, the more tightly it does

I distracted you just now.

So you relaxed.

Want some more?

May I?

How does it feel?

Crazy.

Now you know how enjoyable sex can be.

Don't worry.

The clitoris is what makes you happy.

It's far from your hymen.

Strictly speaking

you're still a virgin.

You're like a doctor.

Let's go.

Come.

Fung, how was our acting?

Better than last time.

Thanks, boys.

- You are welcome - Thank you.

It was fake?

Yes, they're all actors.

And the blood?

Also fake.

I wouldn't have put you in danger

I asked them to act tonight

to make you more excited

and stimulated.

Right?

That great.

Great! We're wrapped, guys!

Dinner is on me tonight.

Well?

Didn't Fung make you feel things you've never felt?

He's different from a husband.

I was reluctant to introduce him to you.

He's expensive, but I need him once every two weeks.

My husband mounts me, he's done in a few moves.

He taught me the joy of sex and how to climax.

I have 3 appointments with him next week.

Don't fall in love.

I found what a climax is last time.

You know how your husband is.

He's not officially my husband yet.

Just don't fall in love

James

let me introduce this beauty.

- Candy - Hello.

Take care of James

- have fun - Yes.

Master Long, don't wear her out yet.

Big Dog.

Come, drink with me.

Sure.

Cheers.

Ask the girl in red to come over and play.

Good taste

Monica.

Come.

Meet Big Dog.

Cici, please leave us alone, thanks.

Come and sit

ls she new?

Fresh!

Monica just broke up with her boyfriend.

So she's not very happy.

She's needs a man who knows how to love her.

I can do that.

But I don't know if she can take me.

Big Dog, don't be mean.

Those that you have loved

are badly hurt.

Let us...

love her gently first.

Wait a while

and love her later.

Okay?

No problem

I can be 5th, 6th...

Good man.

Having a party, Honey?

Yes.

Enjoy yourselves.

Big Dog

your wife is very liberal.

You're amazing.

Everyone is happy.

Work hard, play hard.

Long, how shall we arrange tonight?

So...

Sushi Will be with Chou

until the morning

$80,000 okay?

Yes, thank you

Sushi, go take care of Chou.

So flexible.

How about you, Long?

Me?

Monica can be with me

Monica?

Wonderful.

But she's new, a bit expensive

200000

What?

$200,000?

Is she encrusted with diamonds?

Let me see.

For you, that's a drop in the ocean.

Then I'll give you one drop.

Since Monica is so new

it's 10% off.

Okay? $180,000.

Whatever, only because she's new.

Great.

You've set your prices, play ball!

Let's move.

You.

You.

Come on.

Come.

Don't be shy, I won't eat you up

I may give you something to eat

Sushi.

- Don't be afraid, I'm here. - Careful, your glasses.

Come on.

You...

You're amazing.

Are you trained in Wing Chun Sticky Hands?

Watertight.

I...

I'll take a shower first.

Don't

I like your natural flavour.

Up here

and down there.

That makes it better.

What do you want?

For you to take care of my little brother.

Your little brother?

Is he here, too?

This little brother.

How can we start if you don't take care of him?

I...

I've never done it.

In this day and age everyone gives blowjobs.

Are you from the 1800's?

I don't do that

to my boyfriend.

A rare creature.

Now I'm interested.

You're stupid to bet with me

5 minutes is even.

Each 10 seconds under is $3,000.

That was 14 seconds.

You lost $80,000

I shot blanks just now.

Let me try again.

Are you done?

Done?

I haven't found your sister.

Did she run away?

What shall we do?

What?

I can't get in.

It's all talk.

I don't believe I cannot find her

Sushi.

Are you okay, Mon?

It hurts.

He went in the wrong way.

It hurts

I found your cousin instead?

Master Long, how do we work this out?

What do you think?

Double.

Double?

Double? It was a "Jaws" ending.

- What does that mean? - Dead fish.

She's a virgin, cut the crap, double.

All right, I'll pay.

You win.

Don't be afraid.

You're okay now.

You must have offended him.

Master Long tells everyone you're a dead fish

and has barred you from his future parties.

Damn him

I hope he gets VD.

There's another boat party tomorrow.

You should skip it, you go

I won't go without Mon.

No way

James insists you go.

He said, only you can bring back his youth.

Go, Sushi

I don't like making this money anyway.

What a waste!

You can retire after a few times,

with all your mother's living expenses

I don't know how to please men

I know someone who can teach you.

We agreed to not really do it.

Sorry, I forgot myself.

Actually

I really want to.

But.

But I really want to.

Save yourself for your husband.

Sorry, Fung.

In these two weeks

you've changed my views on sex.

It's my job.

Fung.

Here for freebies again?

He is now my boyfriend

I let him work, stop complaining.

Yes, I am miserly.

Excuse me

I've thought clearly about this.

Since

we've done it once

we can continue to do it.

If you do it

might as well do your best.

I don't want people to call me a dead fish.

I want them to fight over me.

It will be hard

I'm not afraid.

What are the 3 things

you hate most about sex?

Anal sex

more than two people

and blow jobs.

Even blow jobs?

I tried it

once

and threw up badly afterward

I've hated it since.

What else?

And

swearing at me

as they do it.

You know

all these things you hate

are what johns love to do.

What shall I do?

Have some fruit.

You must gradually conquer your fears,

even accept them.

Many friends

call me Ancient Prude.

Ancient is good.

The Kama Sutra here

was written between the 1st and 4th centuries.

It describes

many blowjob positions.

One is called "Sucking the Mango"

Chinese, Japanese, Indian books

about intercourse between two or more people.

Gaya and lesbians existed in ancient times.

Are you sure?

Yes, think about it.

When you watch costume dramas.

Young scholars travel with a boy servant.

Why?

They traveled for months to the Imperial exams.

Half a year with no sex, think about it.

They bring boy servants.

They can grind ink by day

have sex by night.

That's disgusting.

The ancients had little entertainment after dark.

So the older, the hornier.

How can I learn?

Read all these books.

Tomorrow, we start simulator training.

Imagine.

You're being kissed.

You love it.

Let me hear your reaction.

Are you constipated?

What should I do?

Be natural.

Imagine you're making love with your boyfriend.

You love it.

How will you moan?

Do you have asthma?

Here are excerpts from porno films with moans.

Study them

I'm in the bath.

You must get used to this.

That's disgusting.

How disgusting?

In the future, your husband may do this.

Imagine the most disgusting things

to be the best things.

That's how you can

become the best prostitute.

Pretend this cigar is a penis.

Caress it so that

the recipient

achieves greatest excitement.

Women think the tip is the most sensitive area.

But

there are more nerve endings

at the base.

Are you pecking rice?

With blowjobs

the tongue works harder than the mouth.

Because it's wetter, warmer

and covers more area.

Try to use your tongue.

Why are you closing your eyes?

It's disgusting.

How about this?

Dose this help?

Alright.

Try to put the whole stick in

the deeper the better.

Deeper.

Okay.

It's okay.

Try again.

Deeper.

Yes! Very good.

Deeper.

Good.

The walnuts below

also need your love.

Put one in your mouth.

What?

This produces sperm, it's delicate.

It seems difficult.

It's all right, there is a way.

Hold it in your mouth.

Suck, a few more times.

Open your mouth and see.

See for yourself.

I have taught you all that I know.

You're on your own now.

When I go to work

I'll imagine I'm in a film.

After work.

I want to be myself.

Be Monica again.

In fact.

I really don't want to feel

like a hooker.

Close your eyes

make money for a few years

before making a choice.

Otherwise you will always be poor

and that's worse than being a hooker.

Why don't

I invite you to dinner

to thank you?

Sure.

Thank you.

To you, Master.

May you

charm all rich men in Hong Kong and China.

That's not enough, guys from the South Seas are rich, too.

Shall I explore

the Indian market for you?

Then I'll have to learn Bollywood dance.

You're a fast learner.

Do you still practice your moans when you are free?

Am I free.

HOW?

What are you thinking?

Hey.

Hurry.

Waiter.

What was she drinking?

I'll have a double.

No problem.

What?

You're messing with your mentor.

You have a sense of humour.

All right.

But never do that again.

All right.

Get in, I'll take you home.

Sure.

Why don't I kiss you to make up for it?

I forgot to buy something

I'll get out now and get it.

Remember to practice at home.

Okay, goodbye.

Goodbye.

Fung.

Why are you here?

Let's talk inside.

Aren't you...

You don't like me any more?

Aren't you getting married next week?

If someone sees you here

it would be bad.

I miss you a lot.

You must forget me

I want to, but

I can't.

How can I help you?

I want to spend a carefree night with you.

After tonight

we will never meet again.

But you wanted to save...

Sorry, Fung

I'm very selfish

I felt my relationship with you wasn't complete.

So I've decided

to make real

and perfect love with you, just once.

I know

this is very cruel to you.

But I know

you care about me.

And you will forgive me

I'm getting married

I hope you'll wish me well

I'll love you forever.

Come.

Sit over there.

Come on, be happy.

Come.

Look over there.

Perfect.

That's right.

Don't hunch your backs.

Be upstanding people.

Yitung.

Yitung.

Come, let me see.

Give it to me.

Master Long.

Big Dog.

Chou.

Yitung.

Must I teach you how to be a madam?

Look!

There's nothing new.

Long

I'll give you first dibs on anything good.

One of my girls learned some new skills.

If you want to try

I'll let you be the first.

Who is it?

Monica from last time.

Don't give me that Jaws ending.

She's really different now

I don't believe you.

Big Dog, you two talk

we're going to pick our girls

Peter

take Uncle James with you.

Great.

Yes, go.

There's no hurry

- I can do it - Don't rush.

Be careful.

These two closest ones.

Do you like me?

Yes.

Come.

Let me show you something.

Let's go.

You are so beautiful.

Such low standards

I've found mine!

You guys carry on.

Okay.

How about you, Long?

Choose someone

I'd rather jerk off.

Damn.

Hello, Beauty.

Not "dead fish" any more?

It's not dead

I'm dead.

Bring him to Dr. Miao.

Yes, Big Dog.

Big Dog, that was too much.

It takes so long to heal.

She was the one who was too much.

Honey.

Enjoy yourselves.

Come

I'm going now.

Goodbye, baby.

Take a seat, Long.

Where did she come from?

You called her a dead fish?

No...

She's completely changed.

She's now

the T-Rex from "Jurassic Park".

Come in, is she really that good?

As you said, she's completely changed.

Let me tell you

3 times in an hour

I haven't done that in 20 years.

Yitung!

I want her all month.

That will cost you

I'm rich

I can afford it

I know you can afford.

But can your little brother handle it?

You're selfish.

We should do this together

I'm a new generation Liquid Plumber.

Let me clear the pipes before you take her.

You'll clear the pipes and make her your mistress

I won't even be able to see her, no.

You say she's that good, I'm interested.

You're worse, you have Special Interests

and break her body, I can't use her, no.

Yitung

I'll pay $5 million a month, take her to Europe.

Damn you, I'll pay $8 million

$9 million

$20 million

James, you have the best taste. Deal!

This is yours.

Thank you.

You're my lucky charm.

Yitung.

This is for you!

Thanks for arranging everything.

You're too kind

I took commission already.

Thank you.

You have one, too

I do?

This is yours.

Thank you.

It's beautiful.

All the men go to you now

I've had no business.

Serves you right

I warned you about taking all men.

Men get bored easily.

How about this.

Every time I work overseas

I must have Sushi with me.

Or I won't go.

Well, I'll try.

It should be fine, a little extra and he gets two.

You're such a great friend! Cheers.

- Cheers - Cheers.

Cheers.

I get a tummy-ache when I see her.

Excuse me.

You need to poop?

Imagine running into her.

Yitung, I heard someone is popular now.

So what?

She can't rob me of my clients.

Why not? Look at your behaviour.

Why can't she?

Your service and temper stink.

Of course no one wants you.

Dumbass men say she's good.

But I can't see it.

Can her cunt do flips?

Yoyo

this is a high-class place.

Behave.

You damned cunt.

Shut up!

Waiter.

Please ask this lady to leave.

She's disturbing us.

Damned cunt.

Allow me.

Done.

Let's go.

Okay.

Serves you right.

It stinks.

Don't move.

It hurts.

What is it?

What's on my head?

It's shit.

Shit?

Oh, shit.

You really made that shit?

I've wanted to do that.

Serves her right, that Yoyo.

Get in

I'm booked for the next three months.

The paparazzi will go nuts.

Aren't you taking dancing and acting lessons?

That's right.

We'll work well together.

You can buy a flat soon.

This flat has good value.

Practical area ratio is 75%.

Babe, I like it, let's buy this one.

It's $9 million.

Down payment is $4-5 million.

Let's not rush.

Even Tin Shui Wai costs $10,000 per foot.

- This is To Kwa Wan, it'll be subway. - accessible soon.

Down payment is almost $5 million, not $50.

I have over $3 million, you have over $1 million

I'll borrow a few hundred thousand from Monica.

That's all we have, let's think about it.

We both work so hard.

We can always take on porno films.

Babe.

Pornos are for us to watch at home.

We'll leave the making to others, okay?

You're a Gigolo and I'm a hooker, we're used to it.

People will see everything.

Mr.Chan.

- Yes - We're okay with it.

Sorry, it will cost more than $9 million now.

A buyer found out he has competition.

And will pay $10.50 million.

Fuck!

You raised the price on us!

Yes, it's clear you're tricking us.

That buyer couldn't have heard this.

We wouldn't do that.

You think I won't make you eat my shit.

Trust me, I'll hold it for you for three days.

Offer just $10,000 more

I can sell it to you.

That's a total of $10.51 million!

That's right

I've just helped you make $3 million.

Now you want $2 million?

I'm not an ATM.

Borrow from Monica

I'm too ashamed to.

She plans to retire once she's made enough

I don't want to delay her.

Dick and I can do menages.

I know you two are good.

But not every client wants that

unless...

Big Dog.

He and his wife do menage S&M.

That's cool

I've heard they put a Gigolo in hospital.

Can you handle it?

Sure! What's the worst they can do?

That's all I need to hear.

Have you decided?

I'll call them now.

You can't back out

or you'll pay him back 300%, okay?

What are you afraid of? We're both okay.

Big Dog

(RESPECTED FAMILIES UNITED IN MATRIMONY: BARRISTER MARRIES BILLIONAIRE HEIR)

Mentor

let me treat you to dinner.

Tonight.

Fine

tonight it is.

This table again?

What are you playing this time?

Have you noticed

it's quiet tonight?

Please enjoy I'm off now.

Thank you.

What are we doing here?

I've bought out the place for 4 hours.

They'll return at midnight to clean up.

What shall we eat?

You.

I haven't taken my final exam from you yet.

Today

I want to know my scores.

Take it easy.

You've taught a pupil to trick the master.

What's my score?

A+

I must work harder, I want to get.

A++

Do you know

what your score is?

What?

A++++++

Trying to make me happy?

It's TRUE.

Clients just think of themselves

unlike you.

I came so much

I'm a little sore.

Sorry

I want to be with you.

The two of us?

Gigolo and hooker?

What do you think?

Let's think about that

I don't want to do anything

we'll regret.

It will be serious tonight

I'm afraid I may not bear it.

Bebe.

You must bear it.

After tonight

we'll have $2 million

for our flat.

Take care of yourself.

All right.

Change into these

Mona.

Enjoy! Come on.

Do you love it?

Do you love it?

What... is it?

Dragon's Pearl.

From the Philippines.

Enjoy

Mona.

Enjoying yourself?

What do you think?

(WATCH THE NEWS NOW! SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO SUSHI AND DICK)

At around 7 last night.

Two men fishing by the beach

discovered two mutilated bodies

a man and a woman.

They were overdosed

with drugs and had been tortured.

After standing in the sun all day

without even a line of dialogue.

You are wasting your youth

380 a day standing here.

You two shouldn't waste your youth.

How's this.

There is a party this Sunday

$5,000 to attend, just dinner.

Will you go?

Really, just to eat dinner?

Yes.

And we get $5,000 after?

Why would I lie to you?

Silly girls.

Won't you trust me?

The bitch is recruiting new prostitutes.

Yitung

I want to talk to you, Mon.

Sure.

- This way. - I'll call you two on Friday.

Come.

What's up?

- It's been a long time - Yes.

What have you been up to?

Not much.

- Let's... - What is it?

Fung.

It's been a long time.

Fung, you can ring my bell without doing that

I've been waiting, go ahead.

Yitung.

Did you

bring Sushi and Dick

to Big Dog?

Of course not.

Quit lying.

I said I didn't.

What did you do that for?

Forget it.

Stop hitting her.

She is so understanding.

You won't talk?

Yes

I made the connection, so what?

I told them.

Big Dog is a pervert.

How would I know he would kill them?

What?

You're trying to avenge them?

He has

so many gang lords on his payroll.

He can kill you

with one finger.

Yes.

If he knew you told the press

he would kill you first.

If I were you

I'd leave town.

I told them not to go.

Nice of you to come see me here.

You've been ignoring me.

My only chance

is to come to you.

Crowds are standing in line for you.

Let me get to the point.

I need $10 million this week.

Gambling debts

10 million is no problem.

But I don't know if you can take my games.

Didn't you promise to go easy on me?

You're so pretty

of course I will.

You think I'm stupid?

You're here

to avenge your friend Sushi.

Serve us well tonight.

As you wish

I'll send you to see Sushi.

You're both perverts.

Honey, we'll have movies for later.

Does it feel good?

- Does it feel good? - Hit me.

Hit me.

Yes, do it again.

You Okay?

Set up the scene.

They said they are having a party.

So I came.

Then

they took a lot of drugs.

I don't know what drugs they took.

Then they beat me.

Then

choked me.

Choked me.

And strangled me, I couldn't breathe.

I couldn't breathe.

I was so scared.

Wife.

Arrest me.

Don't be afraid.

Sir, we have evidence.

The court has sentenced Mr and Mrs Fei Diao

to 20 years' jail for drug possession and attempted murder.

I think we should leave town.

Big Dog would hunt us down, even in jail.

Where do you want to go?

Europe.

Will you join me?

So.

Why don't we marry?

I want

a fresh start with you.

Honey, was your body check okay?

Doctor says I'm pregnant, are you happy?

What did you do that for?

I've been sterilized long ago.

Whose is it?

Yes.

Look happier.

Yes.

Lovey-dovey.

Yes.

Very good.

Lean closer.

Yes.

Very good.

Okay, great.

Take a break.

Thank you, Husband.

What for?

We're leaving tomorrow.

Yet you've taken the time for this wedding photo session.

As long as she is happy.

We're having a destination wedding.

The wedding pictures will make her happy

I'll do whatever you say.

Mon, let's fix your makeup

I'll have a smoke outside.

So you're leaving tomorrow?

Yes, first we go to the Maldives.

Then to Europe.

Find a small church and get married.

That's good.

We both love children.

We plan to have 3.

Ideally, a son and two daughters.

Then our home will be cheerful.

We'll buy a lot of pretty clothes.

Dress them up as little prince and princesses.

We'll go on a trip together every year

I'm sure we'll be so happy

I feel loved just thinking about it