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(Burp)

Hey...

Your burp is so loud!

That cow got scared because of the loud noise.

Even her three genenrations know how much milk a wrestler needs.

I am not just showing off.

Hmm.. Because of you, their generations have developed,

Now concentrate over your generation.

why are you complaining about him early morning?

My energy drains suddenly.

God knows whom that rascal is like.

He is so thin!

-Dont you feed him enough? -What do you...

Where is he?

Ganya...

Hey, Ganya...

Thokya... aka Ganesh Baburao Thoke.

His friends call him Thokya.

No one can mess with me!

Huuuhhh!!

Hey, go get my pajama!!

Ah.

Love you my life.

My friend, my love, everything is you,

-Get it faster... -Can't live without you.

Love you, Sunny.

uummhhaaa!

There are just three amazing things in my life..

Tea with pastries,

Riding you,

and my Meeni is just lovely...

'Minakshi', That is Ganya`s 'Meeni'

Ganya`s First Love.

Ganya`s Crush, Ganya`s Fantacy,

Ganya`s Chocopie, Dream, Goal...

Ganya's dream girl.... Meeni!

This is Meeni.

Ganya's Meeni.

Meeni of the entire town!

Meeni, you like him?

You are just staring at Aadya!

Aahh..

Thats how you should do, play,

Look straight into his eyes and give a mischievous smile...

And he'll be restless in bed for the whole night...

[Gigling]

But, whom do you really like in here?

Love one, fool others!

They are also nuts to linger around you.

[Gigling]

Sheetley, Deepe...

let me give you a tip of life...

always keep in mind. Don't forget.

Guys like only one thing.

Great style and a cute smile.

And we should also have a bonus point.

That is "ABC".

But, neither do you have style nor "ABC".

who will look at you?

You need to learn from me.

Huhh...

Aahhh...

-Dad! -Yes?

will you please kick it?

You are just insulting your father. What a pitiful destiny!

Move!

What is this, dad? You can't even start a bike!

You idiot! Put the key first!

You can't even start a bike?

Dont you have any balls?

Dad... my knee is swollen.

People have silly reasons as they can't accept!!

You are such a mess. You can't do anything in your life!

Don't know, which God she prayed to before having him.

Banya, Pitya...

Come on, get down before I insult you.

I will be thankful to you.

Start the bike!

Where to?

Get down! "Start the bike!"

Came from no where!

Hey, Ganya, you are showing too much of attitude now.

Is this what you call friendship?

Get down.

This seat is only for Meeni.

You are late! Why don't you sell this piece of junk?

Hey, whatever it is, say it to me

but not to Sunny.

-Hmm... -Hey Meeni, even though I am late....

look, I bought you flower garland!

You brought the entire shop?

I was going to uproot the tree for you but I am not used to.

-Hmm? -Um...

You wanted the garland...

I got the entire pole from the seller.

You just order....

I will get it else I will go alone for our honemoon.

Ice cream seller: Ice cream...Ice cream...

Meeni, I love you!

Ice cream seller: Ice cream...

Get lost!

Nonsense!!

Come on, we are getting late for college.

Tai (elder sister), please buy me an ice cream... please....

You want ice cream? Come on!

Ice cream seller: Ice cream...Ice cream...

-15 rupees. -Here.

-Done with your homework? -Yes!

You come tomorrow for a test. I will help you with your studies.

Have it. Did you like it?

I wish, I was a kid!

Bye Tai!

Bye-Bye!

No, no! I will have to call her "Tai".

Come on.

-Meeni... -Hmm?

Do you like kids?

Yes!

Why?

They are innocent.

-Come on. -Hmm.

Hey...

-What? -Nothing.

What the hell. Why does your bike everytime stop here?

Just a minute.

Sunny, why are you embarrassing me?

-Ganya!! -Huh?

Will you sell Sunny for me?

Meeni, why are you kidding with me?

I love my Sunny.

Hmm.

Why do you want me to sell Sunny?

Is giving garland the only way to express love?

Last time you gave this ring, it lost its color in just two days.

You could have at least given a Bentex ring.

Hey, get up! Take your ring back. You wear it.

-And wear that garland on your bum! -What?

I said, put it on your bike. You idiot! Cheap fellow!

Hey Meeni, Meeni, listen up...

Meeni....

Hold on!

-Do you want some more water? -No, I had some.

Dad!

Aren't you ashamed?

-So...So.. Sorry... -This is what you do all the time?

What's the matter?

You caught him again?

You have given birth to an animal!

You are a defective piece!

Dad...

How do i explain to him?

Oh God! I am fed up!

I am fed up of him and his disgusting addiction.

You should have some decency.

What do you mean? You caught him again?

Yes. What is all this madness?

Red handed?

[Mummering]

Mom, mom, reduce the volume.

Use the hearing aid.

You are his friend, right?

Why don't you tell him not to do such things?

What can I do, uncle?

Indian, Foreigner, Negro, Russian...

Animal...

He does not spare any site!

He is always online.

Look!!

Look, how famous your son has become!

People will change my surname from Bhagat to Digger!

-True. -What "True"?

No, nothing.

He used to stand naked before the mirror during his childhood...

for hours! At that time itself,

At that time itself, I should have realised that

I have got a Television set that has raised up antenna!

Whose antenna are you talking about, Dushya?

God has given this anntena to us.

God has given.

You watch TV.

[Mummering]

You are his friend, right?

-Yes uncle. -Friend spoils a friend.

-Do you also watch such movies? -No, no, I don't.

I have stopped since I got married.

I have been telling you since long time. But you just don't listen to me.

Marriage is the only solution for this.

Yeah, it will be convinient for him.

The thing is...

It's good for him and you will also be relieved.

True. That is why I am saying, get him married.

At least he will not behave like this.

Marriage?

Whose marriage?

Mine!

Again?!

Shut up!

What do you think? Are we going to get married in this age?

We are talking about your marriage.

Am I Anoop Jalota?

Remember one thing.

When rooster crows, we should put him in the coop,

else he will keep shouting all night long.

Hmm, true.

We will get him married. That's final.

Then why are you worring?

We know an eligible girl.

Aunty, I had told you about her.

Oh yes! The girl from your village.

-What's her name? -Kamakshi.

From village?

I won't marry a girl from a village.

It's alright. Nothing will happen.

Whether its a palace or a hut, they both have doors!

-Huh? -You hold on.

Chuck! She makes me hold on at night too.

Dont you understand how and where to speak?

Brother-in-law, even if the girl is from a village, but she is not like villagers.

I won't.

She has completed her education in Pune and she is M.A. in literature.

See! She is higly educated. She will teach you everything in detail.

Wait.

I have sent you a whatsapp message.

chuck!!

-Is it not coming out? -It did.

Open whatsapp only, not any other site.

Please...

Oh!

Kalyani, what's her name?

Kamakshi.

Kamakshi....

Dad, what is the meaning of the name, Kamakshi?

[Hesitating]

You all carry on. I will be back.

Uncle...

-I will explain. -Dad, I...

Brother-in-law, Kamakshi is a very good poet. She is a good writer as well.

My dream friend... where are you from?

♪ How do you look? What is your name? ♪

Seeing him, Shanta Shelke's poem comes in my mind.

Meeni... Do you think, he is a poet?

Let me see.

Poet?

He looks like a pervert!

Shut up! He looks calm and poised! See.

He seems pervert from face!

Experience speaks.

You leave it!

Dad, doesn't he look like a poet?

Yes! He looks like a poet of the nature.

I like him!

Finding a good, settled, eligible son-in-law

is important.

Yes.

Innocent, fair, handsome!

As beautiful as the poems about flowers!

In which poet conference was this picture clicked?

Naughty!

This is Chandu who is lost in his wicked dreams!

This is Kamakshi, who is inclined towards poems!

Did God match a pair or filled in the gap?

God knows!

It is all predfined!

Marriages are made in heaven!

Finally they got married...

and they all reached to Mumbai.

Let's see what happens next!

One who can judge the hole better, is the real player.

Close your eyes...

Feel it nicely...

Hold your tiger in two fingers...

Push it in a way that it should go smoothly in hole in one shot.

Bro, Dinya, what are you talking about?

Carrom!

You are talking about Carrom?

Vadya, say it in a right way,

Chandya got scared.

Hey...

I have experience.

-Great! -What experience do you have?

You only know the theory.

Riding a 3D vehicle in front of a computer is different.

And holding the gear of a real vehicle

and riding it on a road is different!

And, once you are out of petrol,

the game is over!

Hey Dinya,

Why are you teasing him?

It's the first night of our tiger!

That is why I am teaching the tiger to hunt!

-Yes. -Enough. Don't bulley. I am leaving.

-Chandya, wait. -What is it?

Wait.

-What is it? -Can I give you a gift?

Gift! now? What is it?

you keep playing.

Manforce.

Game on, play on!

♪ Please dont leave now ♪

♪ my heart still craves for you ♪

♪ you have just arrived ♪

Sir, how can you think like this?

look, whatever election symbol was left

that came your way.

-understand? -But, a papaya,

that too, half slotted one?

[Laughter]

Hey you, why are you laughing?

Sir,

I was just saying... please change it.

What do I have in my hand?

Sweet potato!

Sweet potato, carrot, raddish...

if you have any such thing for a symbol, that will do.

Any roots will do too.

But, we don't want this papaya. Please change it.

Look, now you can't change it.

All these symbols come from the main office.

-Correct. -Do you get it?

It's not in my hands.

You gave 'fist' to Ganya.

And i get this?

It was his destiny.

But Papaya!

Leave.

Sir...

Bhide...

Bhide...

You are looking at the papaya from all different angles.

Have you not seen papaya before?

lets go.

Are you showing me now?

Let's eat mangoes!

Sir...

At least tilt this picture horizontally.

[Laughter]

Adya, please smile.

Shut up!

please smile!

You look like a papaya when you smile

[Laughter]

Oh, Ganya! You have insulted him!

What happened exactly?

I don't know.

She didn't speak even a word all the way from Mumbai.

You ask her if she has fought with her husband.

Is she happy with her in-laws?

Huhh?

Let me check.

Tai (Elder sister)!

Why are you so quiet?

Are you missing your husband?

I am not missing him at all.

Really?

I didn't like him.

Meeni, you go and sleep.

Why?

Don't you understand?

Go on.

Can't you talk in front of me? I am not a kid anymore.

What's the matter, dear?

Mom, how can I tell you?

Does he have an extra marital affair?

If that's the case, then it will be better. I won't suffer so much.

What exactly has happened?

Hey, what is all this?

Nothing, I was seeing if I can see through this.

-It does. I can see you! And -Yuck!!

it's looking nice.

What have you wraped around your head?

Nothing. Oh, this?

Actually, I had a headache.

The elastic of this thing is very nice. It fits very well.

So, I had put it. Now I am feeling better.

But, what is it?

This is a thong. I have got this for you.

I don't use anything like this.

-It is expensive. -You are crazy!

I had ordered it online. What are you doing?

You are crazy!

Hey, wait.

This one too.

And this one...

It was left out. Take it.

Come here.

I am getting the feel just by smelling it.

I don't understand why people need drugs!

Do you know, it gives an electrifying feeling!

I was in the heaven!

Yuck! This man is weird!

What's wrong with her?

Some people behave kiddish.

The kid in you peeps out sometimes.

So, one should peep anytime and anywhere?

He is always hungry like a dog!

People want company for life.

He only wanted a female.

See!

I don't like mystery. I like this.

Cow girl.

Bug on leaf.

Side rider. I mean, you lie down on one side...

See this!

Lollipop.

You got it, right? And this is banana split.

That means, you keep your leg like this.

Look, this is table top.

That means, you put both your legs on my shoulders.

And this is lotus.

That means, we both come in a lotus shape like this.

This is doggy. My most favorite pose.

The last one is 69.

This is fun too!

You just tell me which one to go with first.

Hey, don't worry.

I have a good collection!

I have 12 TB worth data!

Oh God!

Should I tell you more?

Oh God!

My daughter is stuck in deep shit!

Hey, what happened?

Did she tell you a ghost story?

Let's go to our room.

please switch on the fan for me.

Alright. Should I latch it from inside?

Very nice!

Can two people sit on this?

Can two people sit?

Even if they sleep on it, it won't break!

-Great! -Yeah!

I don't have a holiday, else I would have stayed back.

Water!

Ummh!

Aah!

Aaha!

Wow!

It's nice!

Uhmm?

-Your saree is nice! -Yes.

I will buy similar one for my mother while going back.

Okay.

People in Mumbai are just behind fashion.

Sach village beauty is not available.

-Huh? -Huh?

I mean...

Village has all the culture.

Yeah.

Beautiful sarees, attire...

Very nice!

Son-in-law, come here along with all your family members. We will have a great time.

Yes, sure! I will get them.

Where is Kamakshi?

She is inside.

She is changing.

Great! Let me see!

Ok, I will be here only.

Mrs... What are you planning for the feast?

Son-in-law has come here with his own time!

-What should I do? -Village style?

Aah?

Make anything that is village style.

I like village style! My mouth is watering already!

Is that so?

-In that case, Today i will get chicken. -Great!

Tomorrow, we will have something sweet in the menu!

Tomorrow?.... I will take Kamakshi along today itself.

Many things are pending.

-Flutters, lollipop.... -Okay, okay.

Go and freshen up. I will be back.

-Give him what he wants. -Huh?

Don't hold yourself back.

Your daughter is like you!

Calm... Quiet...

Nice!

Saree is also nice.

Ahh she is changing, let me have a look.

Arranged marriage is like animal market.

Just like people buy animals by analysing their appearance and weight...

It's just like that.

What did you decide?

Me?

I will marry a guy I like and only after thoroughly testing him.

In that case, should we talk to Salman Khan?

Huuh!

Look dear, once you get married, then there is no turning back.

There are going to be differences. You just have to ignore.

Once your hearts meet, everything will be smooth.

Now a days, ladies have to be smart.

It's her who can control entire family.

Be it her husband or children.

If the lady is wise enough,

then no one can point out at her.

Even if she is considered to be weak,

Still she can teach a lesson to everyone in the world

and can also teach values to everyone.

Don't think too much.

Husbands behave like this only.

He is more passionate now, since you are newly married, it wont be the same forever.

Stay happily together with everyone.

Okay.

Have some beer.

No, thanks. My wife will get the smell.

She does not like it.

Don't worry. They all do that in the beginning.

Hey...

Do you know about the heaven in two fingers?

Don't excite us.

Not like that. I mean...

If you see something that you have thought of,

they say that heaven lies on two fingers!

Hey, brother....

he is talking about the honeymoon.

He is going to Goa for honeymoon tomorrow.

Hey, don't waste time there by roaming on the beach.

-Why? -When you go there, then...

hotel...

your room...

the privacy you will get...

tranquility....

All the time, morning, evening, night...

Concentrate on only one thing.

What is that?

That is just sex, sex and sex!

I am leaving.

He gets excited just by talking about it!

[Laughter]

What are you laughing for? Ask your father to get you married.

Go away! Not with me!

Done with the packing?

Yes, I have packed everything.

Listen, we will do something new today!

Come... Come.

Sit with me.

Oh God, please save me!

Close your eyes.

Atleast shut the door.

You first close your eyes.

God, please save me!

What new pose is it going to be?

Come on, close your eyes.

Okay.

Oh no! Not in hands!

Open your eyes.

Poetry books!

Wow!

P.L. Deshpande, Kusumagraj, Vinda, Shanta Shelke!

I don't know much about it.

I just went to the shop and asked for good poetry books

for a person with beautiful mind!

So sweet! Thank you!

Now can I close the door?

(Shying)

No? Should I?

I need to use the washroom. I will be back in a minute.

-Come soon. -Yes.

-Really quick. -Yes, coming.

-I am waiting. -Oh God, he is always excited. Such a trouble!

Hello. Welcome to our resort. We offer you special honeymoon package.

-That's your key and enjoy your stay with us. -Thank you!

Come on!

Hey, baby!

Hey, what the f##k!

What happened?

Oh my God!

What a piece!

What?

Uhh...

Nothing. Take the luggage inside.

♪ I love the sea, the endless blue waters! ♪

I am recollected of Kusuma's poem.

Wow. Nice. Let's go inside.

Shall we go and collect sea shells on the beach?

Hey...

I am choking.

We will first do what we are here for, and then go to collect shells, later.

-Come on. Come on now. -These will be memories.

-See you you moron! -Go to hell!

What did he say?

Wow! It's wonderful!

-Simply great! -So nice!

I am recollected of Kusumagraj's poem when I look at the sea.

Come on, lets go and collect shells.

-Listen. -You don't need to go anywhere.

I will show you a huge shell right here!

Eww. I will go freshen up.

You freshen up. I'll get ready.

God, save me!

Oh no! Did Pitya fall asleep inside?

I had told you, I'll go.

Imagine. What if your father wakes up in the middle of the night,

and if he sees Pitya running,

he would think it's a thief and let him go.

But, if you go and if you get caught,

then he would kick your ass.

Why?

Because you steal in your own house.

Did you get it?

Pitya came.

Oh God, this moron has come empty handed.

Ganya, you should have told me earlier.

-What? -Your father is sleeping in just underpants.

Why did you have to see it?

Your father looks wierd without clothes.

Thank God, I came quickly.

-Why? -What if he would have gotten up?

-Huh? -Your father... from his sleep!

-What's green? -Leaves on a tree.

Go on a f###ing spree. I'll be back.

Ganya... Hey...

Ganya...Go slow. If your father wakes up, he will kick your bum.

Shut up!

[Snoring]

[Snoring]

[Snoring]

[Snoring]

Hey!

Hey Sundari!

Come to me!

Come!

Sundari... come here!

-Sundari..... -What?

Come here.

Come on.

Sundari, Ganya is sleeping inside!

You come.

Sundari!

Go away.

Don't trouble me.

Sleep.

I am doing just that everyday.

I am a renowned wrestler but lost the battle in my own house.

There he is.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Hey, hey, hey!

He is the man!

Once I decide, I do it!

But my father has worked really hard to earn this trophy.

Banya, I was saying...

can we buy a 10gm gold ring from this?

Look, he is worried about Meeni's ring.

Yes obviously we can buy the ring by selling this,

But, hope you remember about our party.

Huuh?

What are you saying?

Here! Take this! 50 Rupees!

-Enjoy! -Huh?

What is the cost of local liquor?

Forget about liquor. Let's go to the goldsmith first.

Yay! I will get a ring for Meeni!

We did so much and got nothing.

Come on.

Let's go.

It takes a lot of efforts to do anything and everything.

My knee was bleeding.

My knee got injured,

Even then, I kept going.

But one day, I suffered.

Suffered?

I had knocked out a huge wrestler and he was on the floor!

That's when I got this trophy.

So sad.

Sad?

Is this idiot my son?

What are you saying?

It is sad that you lost the trophy.

He stole my trophy from my house!

Screw his mother!

Ganya, shall we leave?

Wait, mother f###ers!

Dad, don't do that.

What should I do then?

He did not even touch me for two years because of that trophy.

What?

Why are you saying all this in front of kids?

Uncle, I was saying...

When you find that thief,

Spank his bottom in such a way that,

He should never ever be able to sit properly in his life.

Ganya, distribute this to everyone.

-Don't tell this to anyone. -Okay.

Once I find that thief,

I will crush him

till death.

Dad, take this.

-We don't want it. -Why?

Becuse our family is going through trouble.

-Don't cry. -You too, don't cry.

Piece!

('Despacito' playing)

Come, come, come, come...

Hey, what are you staring at?

Go away from here, moron!

Bloody... I'll show you!

What? Just go!

My wife is no less. You will see!

God, please help us win!

He is here! We won.

-We won, didn't we? -Result of first round.

God, please, please.

Fist - 520.

Yay!

Yay!

Quiet... quiet.

-Papaya... -Listen up.

-670. -670!

Yay!

Meeni, what do you think? Who will win?

Aditya: We are going to win!

Let's see.

Result of second round.

Fist - 850.

Yay!

You idiots! Just listen.

Listen. Papaya... 930.

930! Yay!

Meeni, who will win now?

Our friends will loose.

Adi will win.

We are doomed. We have lost everything.

Shall we leave now?

Wait. There is still time. We know we are going to win.

Today, I was going to give a gift to Meeni.

Now... You put it in...

-What? -You wear it in your finger.

What's the use of giving a Meeni gift to Meeni?

Result of third and final round.

Third round.

Papaya.

200.

200! Yay!

Quiet. Listen. First listen to what else I have to say.

How is he going to win?

And, adding 437, Ganesh Baburao Thoke has got 1807 votes and have won by 7 votes!

Yay!

We won!

Party tonight!

Party tonight!

♪ Does all the work, doesn't take any holiday ♪

♪ Does not charge anything, it always strives to help us in everything ♪

♪ It is always with us in our difficult times, ♪

♪ don't wait for your destiny to do the job for you ♪

♪ The pleasure is in our hands! ♪

♪ The pleasure is in our hands, ♪

♪ the pleasure is in your hands, the pleasure is in my hands ♪

♪ The pleasure is in our hands ♪

♪ the pleasure is in our hands ♪

♪ Your future is in your hands ♪

♪ help yourself, brother ♪

♪ fill your life with happiness ♪

♪ drop by drop, brother ♪

♪ help your self, brother, fill drop by drop, brother ♪

♪ your hand has it all! ♪

♪ raise the antenna of your brain up straight ♪

♪ no, no, don't wait for your destiny to do the job ♪

♪ the pleasure is in our hands, the pleasure is in our hands ♪

♪ the pleasure is in our hands, the pleasure is in our hands ♪

♪ the pleasure is in your hands, the pleasure is in my hands ♪

♪ the pleasure is in our hands, the pleasure is in our hands ♪

♪ the pleasure is in our hands, the pleasure is in our hands ♪

♪ Why do you look lazy? Get your Manforce ♪

♪ The colors won't be sprayed ♪

♪ Unless you use your hands properly ♪

♪ The pot won't break ♪

♪ unless you raise your hands ♪

♪ unless you use your hands, unless you raise your hands you can't even ring the bell ♪

♪ God will help everyone alike ♪

♪ don't wait for your destiny to do the job for you ♪

♪ the pleasure is in our hands ♪ ♪ the pleasure is in our hands ♪

♪ the pleasure is in our hands ♪ ♪ the pleasure is in our hands ♪

♪ our hands ♪

♪ our hands ♪

♪ does all the work ♪

♪ doesn't take any holiday ♪

♪ the pleasure is in our hands ♪ ♪ does not ask for anything ♪

♪ it always strives to help us in everything ♪

♪ the pleasure is in our hands ♪

♪ the pleasure is in our hands ♪

♪ the pleasure is in our hands ♪

Meeni... where did she go?

Meeni!

Pitya, can I ask you something?

Go on.

Is beer better or dear?

What is this now?

Tell me. Is beer better or dear?

-Won't know unless it's up. -Huh?

Beer... you won't know until you get high.

Dear... not before she cries.

Ganya, when will you give the ring to your dear?

I will give it, bro!

I will meet her today and put it in!

Huh?

The ring in her finger.

Okay.

What the hell.

Such oil packets are often found in our farm.

-What are you saying, Ganya? -Yeah.

It means, your farm has become like an open air sevice center at night!

Exactly!

Oh my God! With full servicing!

Oh, and the servicing at night is very dangerous.

You realise after the servicing is done whether it was the front or the back!

What the hell.

If we need to do the servicing of a vehicle, we have to take it to the garage.

But there is a guy who comes

everyday to our farm, with his bullet.

God knows what servicing he does over there.

[Laughter]

Let it be.

Now we need to do some servicing of our stomach. I am hungry.

-Let's go home. -Yes, Come on.

You go ahead.

I have to shut the motor off.

Shut off the motor. Else you will get engrossed in collecting the oil packets.

♪ I will meet her again today... ♪

♪ Then we will talk face to face... ♪

♪ What will happen next? I have no clue.... ♪

♪ What will happen next? I have no clue... ♪ .

Huh!

Huh?

What the hell! I have found him!

I will hit him with a sugar cane!

Then you can apply oil all you life!

-What are you doing? -Come here.

Leave that.

-Alright. -I will remove.

-Let me remove it. -Don't.

-Let me remove it. -Don't.

Please.

I will not spare you, you...!

Hi, Ganya!

Hi, Thokya. How are you?

Ganya...

We love each other.

We are going to get married. Adi has promised me.

Isn't it, Adi?

Yes.

Have it. It's sweet.

Ganya...

We had decided that we will not tell anyone for now.

But... but, I was going to tell you.

Really Because you are my best friend.

But, in my farm?

You know it. Don't you?

There is no 'lover's point' in out village.

Where will we go?

But, why my farm!

Then whose else, Ganya?

You are my best friend.

I felt, I had the right.

If you didn't like it?

Then, tell me clearly.

Tomorrow onwards, I won't even look at your farm.

Meeni, I didn't say anything like that.

I know, you would never say such a thing.

-You are my best friend. -Enough already!

How many times more are you going to say that I am your best friend?

I am fed up!

Ganya...

Don't get angry upon me.

I expect only from you.

If my folks disagree with me about my marriage,

Then you are the only one who will be convincing them.

I am supposed to do that too?

Yes! You are my best friend, right!

Ganya, we are going for a matinee show.

-Huh? -Please pay the money.

-Huh? -Bye.

Thank you, Thokya. The sugar cane was sweet!

-Should I? -Yes, sit!

Bye Ganya.

Drink it up. It's sweet. Drink it.

Look, I have got you something. A gift!

-A novel? -No, something better than that!

Really?

Promise me that you will wear this and come at the beach.

Okay. But let me see what you have got.

It's a surprise! You will wear it, right?

Please?

Okay, promise.

Come to the beach with good mood. I will be waiting for you.

You idiot, I will show you now!

♪ When the sunlight goes away to sleep in the darkness, ♪

♪ Unknowingly my hands come near ♪

♪ the chest? ♪

-Hey, are you feeling better? -Yeah!

Hey, idiot! Once again?

-Oh, I lost to you, man! -I know, I know!

Now you will see, my wife will come in a bikini!

Two piece, just like this! You will see!

-Oh yeah? -Oh, yeah!

[Music Playing]

See this?

Huh?

Blockbuster! Once again, I win and you lose!

See! How is it? Do you get it? I won!

-Sister, wait up! -What are you doing?

[Laughter]

Hey, where is that thing?

I am wearing it, inside!

Is that something one wears inside? Silly villager!

[Laughter]

You have ruined my good mood.

Listen...

[Laughter]

I don't know all these things.

Please try and understand.

Girls live a simple life in villages.

They are scared even if thier veil is not in its place.

Has anyone seen it?

And... bikini is....

Tell me one thing. Who asks one to wear a bikini?

Husband.

Who is going to see you in it? Your husband!

Some people like it.

I will wear the bikini.

Huh?

No.

I will wear for you.

You won't be able to do it. So, leave it.

I am not used to it. But, you like it, right?

My happiness lies in your happiness.

You can ask me to do anything.

But not outside in public.

-In our room. -Promise?

-Yes. -But, whatever I want!

Okay, I promise.

I will decide the position.

As soon as we reach, we will do doggy!

Oh God! Meeni is here, once again?

I will not spare this guy, Aditya!

I will hit him with a stone!

Forget it. It's my bad luck!

Come on, quick!

Come on, let's go, quick!

-Who is this? -Sit quickly.

This is some other girl!

What took you long? I got bored sitting alone all this while.

Good that you sent the message.

Now, I can meet Aditya.

Tell me, why you called. Be quick. I need to go.

-Meeni... -Hmm?

-Can I tell you something? -Yes, tell me.

You leave Aditya.

Alright...

And, whom shall I be with?

You?

[Laughter]

I am not kidding.

I think, something is burning!

Hah?

Very strong smell! Let me see...

Why would I be jealous?

You said, you like Aditya. Topic closed!

In that case, why don't you shut up? Why are you trying to be the love guru?

Meeni...

I saw Aditya in my farm.

-He was with some other girl. -Hey!

I trust him.

What did you think? I would believe everything you say?

Your intention is not good. I know it.

I told you because you are my best friend.

You will ruin your life one day.

How does it matter to you?

You mind your own business.

Meeni....

-Please listen to what I am saying. -Hey, you, free consultation service...

Enough now!

Get lost!

Get lost!

You get lost!

You will realise when you see it for yourself!

Bye, Thokya.

Mother Fu....

Bloody...

Hey, why are you tying my hands?

Lie down and enjoy the heavenly feeling!

Open my eyes so that I can enjoy the heavenly feeling.

-Who could it be at this time? -Please release my hands at least.

Hey, are you done?

-Done? -Goa tourism!

Mom, is this the time to call?

Put it on speaker phone!

Yeah, hello!

Chandu...

Are you busy?

Busy?

Yeah.

No... I mean... Yes... I am busy...

discussing about an important topic.

What topic?

"How to make life beautiful."

Okay. Chandu, wait a minute. I will....

I will make a video call so that we will know how to make life beautiful.

We will do a joint discussion. We all can see each other!

Dad, why are you thinking too much?

We are busy. I will call you back later. Bye.

Chandu... don't hang up. You remember about the prayers, don't you?

Yes, mom. I remember.

Visit our Family Goddess Temple.

Participate in elaborate prayers. Don't just keep touring around Goa.

Mom, I will go.

and, Chandu...

What else is going on?

Dad, battery is going low.

It's dead now.

I'll talk to you later. Okay? Bye.

Hey, Chandu, Chandu, Chandu....

What is this?

It is not good to lose battery at this age.

Did he hang up?

-No. He is still there. Go on. Talk to him. -What is this?

-Hello? -Why did you do that?

Let her keep talking.

Please release my hands. Please!

Please, listen to me...

What the hell! She does it everytime!

Everytime...

Everytime you ruin my mood.

You have ruined our honeymoon. What do you want?

Did you ever ask me what I want?

You are totally unromantic. Silly villager!

I am a villager but not a machine that you purchased to do anything you want.

You touch anywhere and everywhere.

Don't you understand, I am not comfortable.

You have made a toy out of me, under the name of sex position!

And call it a doggy style!

Am I a dog to do it doggy style?

Keep quiet now! Please!

Only if you would have watched a few such videos before marriage,

you would have known how to perform sex.

This is too much!

Don't touch here, don't touch there, don't do this, don't do that...

Are we here to collect sea shells?

You want to sit and chit chat!

If we wanted to chit chat, why would we come here to Goa,

we would have done that in Mumbai.

Look, Kamakshi...

You are the first girl with whom I have come so close in my life.

What was my mistake? Tell me.

Who else can I expect sexual happiness from other than my wife?

What's my mistake?

I didn't think that you would be so dumb and unromantic.

If I would have known...

Then, I would have not married you.

If I would have known that you are porn addict,

Then, I would have never said a yes to you.

I am not interested in you anymore.

Porn addict!

Pitya, I had told you, not to give him too much to drink.

After gettig high, he will act philosophical!

Meeni...

I used to like her a lot.

He has started.

She liked me too.

She was not able to live without me. She was bored without me!

She could never be with anyone like she was with me.

Whenever she came, she kept calling my name, Ganya, Ganya....

She always had my name on her lips.

When she smiled, it used to be a killer!

When we used to go to our farm, she used to say, "Ganya, Ganya...

I want a mango."

-Ganya used to climb! -What?

-On the tree. -Okay.

Then she used to say, "Ganya...

I don't want this mango, I want that one!"

Ganya used to climb again!

On another branch!

With all this sweet talk,

I didn't realise when I got fooled.

-Yes. -Hey, stop it now. Give that bottle to me.

If Meeni didn't like something, she used to get angry.

She used to sit quiet and not talk to me at all.

She used to only say...

"No....

I am not going to talk to you."

I used to give her a chocolate.

She used to take it, but never spoke to me.

No!

I used to give her peacock feather, a chalk that I stole from school,

tear bus seat and make a duster out of that sponge and give it to her.

Greedy Meeni used to take everything.

-But, never speak. -Never.

I did not go to her house for two days. Then she used to come running to me!

And we start again.

Now the times has changed.

It is about whatsapp and facebook now.

-Entire Maharashtra state has changed. -True.

State of the revolutionary....

Tilak, Savarkar, Ambedkar's Maharashtra!

Nana Patil, Vasudev Phadke's Maharashtra!

This is the state where they lit firelight for the swadeshi movement.

This is the state that declared "Swarajya is my birth right and I shall have it!"

This is the state where Shivaji Maharaj hoisted a flag of Swarajya!

This state gave us equal rights, and we...

have divided these leaders in this very state

in different colors of flags and we have tied these leaders up in caste and creed.

But I... I never got into any of these casts or parties.

I only lived like a human being.

I loved my country and my country men.

And the name that is carved on my heart... Meeni!

My first love!

In every marriage, I used to serve her salt.

Because people pay respect for the salt!

Many times I used to keep chocolate in my pocket for Meeni

but it used to melt in the Sun and then I used to finish it.

But, I never let Meeni leave my heart!

That day will come...

Kashmir is part of India that cannot be separated

and we will teach a lesson to the Pakistanis who are eyeing it.

Similarly, if anybody comes between me and Meeni,

then, remember,

there is fire in my heart and anger in my fist!

I will warn him, beware!

You dare to go ahead,

I will have you shreded.

Sometimes, Meeni makes a mountain out of a molehill.

Sometimes she is with me, sometimes she gets angry.

I never understood Meeni.

No, no!

Meeni didn't understand me.

If there is God anywhere in this universe,

then remember one thing....

I don't know which God you are...

But my true love needs your support.

Because, Meeni is my life parter for my entire life.

How will it look if I serve her salt in her marriage?

Salt of a disliked person is tasteless. This saying is true.

How much ever you try to impress her,

you never get the girl.

There is a saying that if the girl smiles, she likes you...

But, eventually we get screwed.

I tried putting inscense cotton ball in my ear, used deoderant

and also kept a comb in my pocket and combed my hair until I became bald

but nothing changed.

Meeni met me day before yesterday.

She said, "Ganya,

Ganya, your hair cut is very nice."

I just loved it!

I mean, I really loved it!

Then she asked, "who did the haircut?"

I said, "The guy around the corner, Dinya... he did it."

For four days....

For four days, Dinya shut his shop and was roaming near Meeni's house.

This is the same Meeni, who used to make me play her husband's role when we were kids.

Small house, small game!

I used to go to the market and Meeni used to wait for me.

She used to become very happy when I used to come back from the market.

She used to make vegetables out of some wild leaves.

Flat breads made from mud used to smell awesome!

Childhood was simply great!

We played in the mud, ate mud flat breads.

But we never took wrong step in that childhood love.

I was her husband and she was my wife in that game.

We were the king and queen in our small house.

What happened next?

Next?

-It grew. -What?

Home! Our home grew bigger.

Then our family became bigger. Our parents came in, other relatives too,

her friends,

mother f###ers like you came in,

and our home sweet home became like a village!

Meeni grew up and as if my life became like it was during the demonetisation.

I got insulted and my life was doomed.

-What? -It got wasted.

Whenever I used to look at Meeni, Meeni behaved like she is charging GST.

While roaming around behind Meeni,

my youth got wasted.

But she never trusted me and my heart was never content.

We do so much for that one girl,

but that girl has nothing to do with it.

After spending my entire life, what did I get?

You tell us.

Banana!

Huh?

Have it. It's sweet.

Shove it up.

It is your mistake.

You should have paid attention

to her wereabouts.

She is not small anymore that I will run behind her.

Or do you still expect me to do that?

You are her mother!

Don't give me any reasons.

I feel as if the world has turned up side down!

What happeend?

We gave you the freedom. You have taken advantage of that!

Mom...

What time is it?

I had some work in my college.

Great! We have found out what you do in your college.

Dad...

Did I do anything wrong?

Wrong?

We have found out about your mistake.

Go and see who is here.

Then you will know what has happened.

Surprise! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday dear!

This is a birthday gift from us to you!

You didn't have to...

Today, you have turned 18...

these are the new wings that we give you!

You are our future.

Hey, don't cry...

Silly!

These are the tears of happiness!

Mom... Dad...

I have something to tell you.

Tell us. Today, all your mistakes will be forgiven!

You won't get angry, would you?

Go ahead! But everyone will be positive today.

Mom...

Meeni...

Ganya...

Happy birthday, Meeni!

Has something happened?

Happy birthday once again.

Thank you!

Meenu...

Cut the cake. Ganya, don't leave without having the cake!

-No, thanks. -Why?

-I will take your leave. -Oh dear, have it!

What has happened to him?

He didn't even have the cake.

Meenu...

Go and freshen up. We will cut the cake after you come back.

Under the stairs

Who's Minakshi?

Some stupid girl. Leave it.

-Saida... -Hmm?

love you!

Dinya, are the tickets booked?

Wait, I am looking for a place.

-Place? -Yeah.

What are you looking a place for?

Ah!

-Hello. -Hello

I don't have network here. Please book the tickets and text me.

You need some help?

-Help? Yes, please hold. -This?

Not this, this... hold my phone.

Hold on, Chandya.

-Clean Foundation Rs.1500/- -Foundation?

-Rupees 1500/- only. -What for?

Can't you read what's written over here?

I read it. But before I could read the entire thing, I could not hold back.

What is this?

It was urgent.

Come on! Pay the fine.

Rupees 1500/- is a lot!

-What do you mean? -How about you take 50%? 750/-?

I should reduce it to 50%? What for?

I only did 50% of it.

-Hey! -You asked me to stop in between.

Are you mad? Pay 1500/-.

They have caught me urinating on the road.

I should cut your thing!

-What? -Should I tear it?

What?

-Should I tear this? -They are talking about tearing it right away!

Give that receipt to me. Come on.

Look, make it fast. Book and text me.

-Come on. -Please listen to me.

Oh, Shit!

This moron is having fun here!

I am waiting in the car.

Please come!

This is an ancient temple!

Where did they go? Oh!

-Come! Did you like it? -Yes! It's nice.

You had come here when you were a kid!

You were very small!

Now you have grown!

Oh, and you have come here as a couple now! It's great!

What is your name?

-Kama... -Not like this.

When you go in, you have to say it in a poetic way. Come.

He was very naughty as a child!

I am telling you. Don't tell this to anyone!

-He used to put it in my wife's blouse.... -Huh?

The sand! And he used run away!

What are you saying?

Does he still do that?

No, now I don't put sand.

Yeah, now you have started working!

You are grown up!

Anyways, tell me your name.

-Kamakshi -Hey...

Not in this manner.

In a poetic way.

Beautiful rangoli at the door, oil lamp in front of the temple adores,

Okay...

Beautiful rangoli design at the door, oil lamp in front of the temple adores,

Wow!

My life with Mr. Chomeshwar, I look forward more!

Wow! Very nice! Beautifully said!

But, who is this Chomeshwar?

Uncle, that is my real name.

Oh, yeah! Right!

Your name is Chomeshwar and your father's name is Dushyant.

And your last name is Bhagat. That means....

Let it be. Now you tell me the name.

-Me? -Yes.

I can't say it in poetic way.

She said, now it's your turn. What say?

-Hmm. -See!

She should always have on her lips...

Oh!

No, no... I am saying something else futher.

She should always have on her lips, her partner's name...

She is my Kamakshi and Chomeshwar is my name.

Great! Oh God! The poetic sense of these kids is mind boggling!

Come inside. Come on inside for prayers.

Chandu...

I am observing since a long time. Is there anything wrong between you two?

No, nothing as such. Right?

No.

Look child the thing is...

Marriage is unity of two souls, love bonds,

The girl leaves behind her loved ones,

and her home and comes to her husband's house...

It is like her new life. Isn't it?

She brings along father's support, brother's love and mother's care,

memories of her sister, to her husband's home.

And serves that love to this family all her life.

That is why she is unbeatable!

When you love each other while trusting each other,

it leads to a happy life!

So, take care of each other, worry for each other.

You won't have time to think about other things!

I seek your blessings.

God bless you!

Careful...

Chandya...

The next time you come, be it with a little one!

-See you. -Sure!

What are you laughing for?

You find it funny?

This is something one should laugh about.

Right! Now you also laugh at me!

Are you crazy?

You mean, it's my fault?

It's your mistake.

I had also committed the same mistake.

You too?

Yes.

He had got books like "Haidos" and "Red Apple" and said, "we will do it this way."

Have they both studied in the same school?

Then?

Then, I thought, I am married to a sex addict!

In the beginning, I found a few things weird,

but later, I started understanding things.

Kamakshi, the thing is...

If these men don't expect it from their wives then from who else?

Exactly!

You need to give time for a relationship to flourish.

You have a lifetime to do all the other things in life.

But, it is important to get connected from heart.

You are right.

Actually, I had lost it.

Actually, I should have given some time for our relationship to flourish.

And I...

Kamakshi... listen to me...

Huh!

Sorry sister, I think, by mistake I have come to a wrong room.

Oh, this is my room only!

You must have got bikini only!

It's a Punjabi suit, not a bikini.

Kamakshi...

Sorry, I made a mistake.

I deleted all the BPs.....

I mean...

I deleted all the videos that you hate from my mobile phone.

Maybe for you, sex is just a physical need.

I can understand why it is.

But for me... sex...

It is a feeling...

The moments those are ours, just the two of us.

And they will be ours all life long!

Isn't it?

Yes... yes...

Pleasure is a mental condition.

If we feel the itch at a place,

then we scratch.

That gives pleasure to the brain.

And we experience the happiness.

The sexual feelings generated from genital parts of the body

gives pleasure to the brain.

But it does not reach the heart.

Sexual force can satisfy bodily pleasures,

But what about our hearts?

What?

Our hearts need to get connected in order to experience that pleasure.

Hey, are you all right?

Huh!

Sex is a beautiful medium to bring both of us together.

But for me, sex is romance of touch, scent, sound, conversation, and sight!

I had thought you are dumb, but you are not that dumb!

♪ Come on, let's keep this moon light awake! ♪

♪ Let's cheat the night! ♪

♪ Come on, let's keep this moon light awake! ♪

♪ Let's cheat the night! ♪

♪ Let's play this game of love... ♪

♪ The time is flying by... ♪

♪ Let's play this game of love... ♪

♪ Break all the rules.... ♪

♪ Let's make new rules! ♪

♪ Take me closer to you, I want to feel the warmth of your love! ♪

♪ This match is sweeter than the honey! ♪

♪ The time is flying by... ♪

♪ Just as the wave touches the shore... ♪

♪ meet me in the same way, and cheat the wind... ♪

♪ Just as the wave touches the shore... ♪

♪ meet me in the same way, and cheat the wind... ♪

♪ Understand my gestures, just look at me once, ♪

♪ let me experience that magical touch... ♪

♪ break all the rules... ♪

♪ let's make new rules... ♪

♪ This moment pull me closer to you... ♪

♪ This match is sweeter than the honey! ♪

♪ the time is flying by... ♪

♪ The night is getting beautiful, my feelings are elevated... ♪

♪ hold me in your arms and give me the pain of love! ♪

♪ The night is getting beautiful, my feelings are elevated... ♪

♪ hold me in your arms and give me the pain of love! ♪

♪ let the heat grow between us... ♪

♪ melt with me like gold in the mold... ♪

-Adi, I am scared. -About what?

We should get married now.

Hey, have you gone mad?

Is this the age to get married?

If this is not the age to get married, then you think this is the age to get pregnant?

Why didn't you take precautions?

How come you got pregnant?

Aditya!

Don't make me speak.

Whenever you met me, you always wanted to have sex.

With all your sweet talks, and emotionally blackmailing me,

you satisfied yourself, didn't you?

I never said a no so that you will feel good.

Did I commit a mistake by doing so?

Okay, then... we will do one thing.

We will get it aborted.

Yes.

I agree.

We both will go to the city and get it done. Okay?

Both of us?

If my father finds out, he will kill me.

And... it will affect my image.

You go alone.

You are worried about your image?

I have done so much for you....

You don't value any of that?

Take this.

Take this money. Don't put me in trouble. Go on and get it aborted.

Great!

"Don't put me in trouble."

Yesterday, you did not wish me on my birthday.

And today, you are leaving me alone in such situation.

On top of that, you are giving me money.

Hey, don't get behind me.

What is the proof that this is Meeni?

I know that you have relationships with many!

Now you are trying to teach me! Go and do whatever you want!

I loved such a cheap person!

Hey!

You have no regard for my love.

I don't need you. Do you get it?

I don't need your money either.

Get lost!

I don't want to see your face again in my life!

God keep you away from all the evil eyes...

Chandya... are you back from your honeymoon?

Yes! See!

What do you mean?

He did not go to win a war! He was going to come back eventually!

What is he saying?

Nothing. Everything is fine.

Chandya... how was it?

What? Honeymoon?

No, your journey!

I am asking you about your journey. How was it?

Oh! Journey... It was great! Isn't it?

Chandya, you are lucky.

You had atleast been to Goa for your honeymoon.

Our's happened in the car....

-Really? -Yes.

And then we found out that haneymoon is there to do it all.

-Ohh! -Shut upt.

Why are you talking about all this?

I am telling the truth.

The car was air conditioned, right?

No, we were sweating!

Come inside...

Show us some pictures.

This old lady seems to have gone out of range!

They have made a CD. They will show it to you later. Okay?

What pictures are you interested in at this age?

I am talking about the pictures that they took while touring around.

Oh, okay... alright.

You must have clicked pictures on your phone, isn't it?

We will connect it to this.

Yes, we will watch them on TV.

Everybody, please sit down.

-How can it be in my purse? -Look, they are showing it.

-Oh no! -Mr.Bhagat: Where are my glasses?

What happened? What is he looking for?

Did you keep it in your purse?

What happened? Where did you put it exactly?

-Mr.Bhagat: Careful. -I don't remember.

I will check in this bag.

Mr.Bhagat: Did you lose your phone?

Be careful.

Chandya... what are you looking for?

Mr.Bhagat: If you are not able to find it right now, then let it be.

No dad, it had important stuff...

Mr.Bhagat: What's so important? We will get another one. I will buy one for you.

How could he do such a thing?

Mr.Bhagat: Leave it. Hey, Chandya... Where are you going?

Where did he go? Are you going to look in the cab?

-Is it happening? -It will.

[Fart]

Mother f#ck##! S##### f#ck##

Hey, Mr. Fart! Stop farting.

It has started live.

Mother f#ck##! You should have told me before.

Hello friends! I am Ganesh Baburao Thoke, going live on Facebook,

aka Thokya...

You go and f#ck yourself! Why are you calling me Thokya?

Don't you understand?

It's on!

Let's see who all are live right now.

Sheep face, Pandrya! Hey you...

[Laughter]

Hey stinky ass...

Did you carry water in the morning?

Stone age man!

Hey, forget that...

I wanted to tell you something important.

The thing is....

The guys who like pictures of girls,

or when girls like their post,

then they send personal messages and irritate them,

those guys, remember...

it is difficult to gauge the base of the sea and girl's behaviour.

So, be careful...

Later you won't get a shoulder to cry upon...

Thokya, it's on!

No, but girls are not bad. They are very nice.

But we feel bad when they don't give us any importance.

It's on!

Who is it? Angel Priya?!

Her DP is very nice!

Hi, Angel Priya!

Please share your whatsapp number.

I will say hi at night!

She is gone. You look okay.

But girls run away when you open your mouth.

Yuck!

Did you see, guys? This was a live example.

Is'nt it? Girls are just like that...

they light you up, and you keep burning...

Ganya...

No No, girls are very nice!

Hey, please switch it off. Which button is the switch off button?

Press whichever button you see.

Ganya...

I wanted to talk to you.

Yeah, go on.

Hey you! I will talk to you. Come on.

But, Meeni...

Don't you understand? They want to talk in private.

Ganya...

We have to go to the city.

We?

Why me?

Is your Aditya suffering from Dengue?

It would have been great if that was the case.

umm!

No, nothing of that sort.

We are not together anymore.

Both of you?

No, I mean...

What happened?

Leave it. I will tell you later. It's a big story.

Ganya, will you come with me?

It's really urgent.

Do we have to leave right away?

Why? do you have some work?

I mean, I would have put some face powder.

I am not running away with you.

But, you will come, right?

Yes.

I have told my parents that I have extra classes. You too tell the same thing.

Okay.

You get ready, by then I will meet Sheetli and come. Bye. Thank you!

What happened?

This was simply great!

Yes, it was great!

But, what happened?

I have started a new venture. You want to join?

Sure!

Your father owns it?

-Baban... -Wait.

Have you deleted all the data from the phone?

-Yes, of course! -What yes? You will put me in a fix otherwise.

If it stays, I have to face the customers.

But...

Baban: Yesterday morning, I sold a mobile phone to someone.

That person brought that phone back to my house at midnight!

At 12!

At night! 12 am!

He had a bad habit. After bath...

he used to take pictures naked.

Now who will delete those pictures?

The customer came back to me and I had to give him a full refund.

So, it's better to tell you beforehand.

Once you are satisfied, take the money from the counter.

Yes.

And if you find another mobile, bring it to me.

Okay.

-Baban... -What is it?

Did you find my mobile phone?

IEB number was right?

-Yes, it was correct. -I don't find it in my radar.

We will look for it. It won't go anywhere. I am there for you!

Do you watch double bar?

What is that?

I am talking about the video clip.

You buy so many things from me, and now you are asking me what is double bar?

Let me tell you... the customers that come to me...

they think that if the data is deleted then it's done! But its not like that.

Connect the phone to the computer and open the file. We can retrieve everything!

I keep all that data!

Indian videos!

Once the mobile is sold, I sell that data!

Baban, this is wrong!

You sell someon's personal videos?

The shop works on that money!

But how can you do so? You are breaking the trust of people.

You have committed a big mistake, Baban!

He is watching you!

Is he? He will teach you a lesson!

Who is it?

People have stopped being nice these days!

Even if you help people, they backstab you!

What is this? Is this why you go to college?

What is it?

What is what?

What is your name?

Ganya.

Ganya?

What type of name is this?

What do they call you in college?

Thokya.

Yuck!

Um... Tho.. Tho...

Ganesh Baburao Thoke.

You are ashamed of telling your name!

Were you not ashamed when you did all this?

Do you know that it is very risky to abort at this age?

Huh?

The girl could lose her life!

But I didn't...

You think, life is easy?

You will do whatever you want under the slogan, "My life my rules"?

It is because of careless and good for nothing kids like you,

that the abortion cases have grown to more than 30% in teenagers!

And also its consequences.

Are you going to give... your name to the new born child?

Me?

Yes!

Will you take her responsibility?

I need to inform your parents. Give me your father's number.

No, Doctor.

You let it be. We will see what to do.

-Come on, Ganya. -Wait, Meeni.

I will take her responsibility, Doctor.

I love her, that's why I brought her here.

Yeah...

We made a mistake...

We should have controled our feelings...

But whatever happened...

I want to take education,

be independet..

And, for us to stay together...

we will have to give time.

It won't be a good idea if our parents find out.

We will have to elope.

We are prepared in that sense too.

If we plan to elope together, then we have to be ready accordingly.

If I would have just wanted to have fun,

I would have asked her to come here alone.

I want to live with her,

That's why I brought her here with me.

I am not angry upon you.

But, if we pay elsewhere, we can get our work done.

But, if I would have not said all this,

then, I won't be able to sleep calmly at night.

That's why I told you.

See you later.

Let's go, Meeni.

Day after tomorrow...

Can you come day after tomorrow?

Yes, we can.

But, will this job get done?

Yes.

Day after tomorrow. But you will have to come early in the morning.

Okay. Thank you, Doctor.

Why did you take the responsibility on yourself?

What is the new rule?

Illeagal... there is no court now!

[Laughter]

-You didn't know, did you? -No!

I will not spare you!

You, scoundrel! You ruined Meeni's entire life for your two minutes fun?

Catch him!

-Hey! You! -Leave me!

Bastered!

Hit him! Hit him hard!

Aah! Oh my God!

Aditya: You want to be the hero?

Ganya: Don't kill him! Don't beat me!

Ganya: Help! Help!

Have they beat too much?

Can't you see, his face is swollen?

Have you just got hurt?

Or have they broken your ribs?

Let us see.

We should tell this to his heroine!

-Because he got beaten up? -Yeah!

She would say, 'What type of a hero is he?

Who goes to hit and gets beaten up himself! Coward!"

His heroine is not any different!

She flirts with everyone in the village!

Banya...

This is a little too much.

It's not little, it is too much!

But she should realise.

We can't go and tell this to her...

That you are doing too much!

She smiles at all the guys in the village

that's why all the guys are behind her.

Sometimes with him, sometimes with Adi...

If she doesn't find anyone of them,

then she would settle with anyone she comes across.

Hey!

I will break your face!

Is this what you call friendship?

You are doing this to me for that girl?

That's it!

She...

She will find many guys like you.

Ganya...

You should be ashamed of calling yourself my friends!

Leave me!

Great!

Why aren't you playing?

Yeah.

Are you feeling sleepy?

-No. -Bro...

Look at this... MMS!

Just check it out!

-Oh my God! -Let me see!

It is awesome!

What type of a couple is this?

They creat there own MMS!

Just look at that!

Do you want it?

Where did you get it from?

-Baban, the mobile shop guy! -Send it to me!

Hey, where are you going? Watch this!

Hello?

Hey Meeni, How are you?

Were you crying?

No... Nothing! I am not feeling well.

Its just soar throat, That's it.

Meeni.. Why don't you ever call me? I am worried about you.

Hello? Meeni? Hello? Hello? Meeni?

Meeni...

What happened?

What took you this long?

Everyone has left!

-Take this. -What is it?

But, industrial visit is just for one day, isn't it?

Then, why is this for three days?

Parents won't believe us.

Why not?

It is on the letter head with Principal's signature and stamp.

How did you manage this?

Photoshop! Let's go.

Last year, it was just for one day.

Mom...

It is an industrial visit

for three days.

Are they going to run the industry by staying there for 3 days?

Mom, it's an important visit.

I'll take care of myself.

You both decide whatever you want.

She is doing whatever she wants!

You have spoilt her! Do whatever you want!

See you later, mom!

Okay. Drive safely.

Hmm.

-See you, dad. -Travel safe.

Mom...

Take this.

You have no idea, how much worried I am as I won't see you for a couple of days.

You will understand when you have your child.

See you.

It's you!

What's up, Mr. Chomeshwar?

What is this!

Where are mom, dad and granny?

They have gone out.

Oh, my God! What has happened to her today?

You didn't like it?

You have gifted it to me in Goa!

No, the dress is nice, but... you...

Please cover yourself.

Why? Are you done with your naughtiness?

I have lost all my mood!

Oh my God! Shall we see the doctor?

Anyways, "you have to pay for the mistakes made during childhood".

People say that...

Nothing like that.

Can I tell you something?

Once, there was a rabbit.

He ran a race

and got tired after running too fast.

and then he slept off!

I am still fit and fine!

-Are you sure? -Of course!

I am under work pressure, thats why!

You...

You wear this.

Dad had the habbit to come in without knocking.

Please wear it.

She's telling me the hare story!

Please sign here.

-Here? -Yes.

What is this for?

This is a concent form.

We have to remove the child by cutting it.

Sometimes due to excessive bleeding, mother's life can get in danger.

Because, it is hospital's responsibility.

Mee...

Meeni...

A mother trusts so much!

Look at this!

She must be thinking about me right now...

"What would be Meeni doing right now?"

"Did Meeni eat anything?"...

"Is Meeni alright?"

And look at me...

Why do we forget everything?

Huhh?

Do we really become blind in love? Or do we go along with it? I don't understand...

Everything will be alright, Meeni. Don't worry.

Nurse: Doctor has called you in the OT. Please change into this.

-ok -Yes.

Ganya...

Meeni...

Huhh?

Everything will be alright. You don't worry.

I will be sitting over here.

Hmm.

Meeni...

I'll do one thing. I will keep beer and snacks ready.

Once you are done, we will...

drink! What say?

You are such an idiot!

You look very beautiful when you smile!

Cry baby! Wipe your nose before you go!

Come.

Brother...

I have just put a fresh bedsheet!

Umm... I was...

Okay.

Yeah.

What?

It's a cap.

-A cap? -Self defence!

Don't you need to take care of yourself?

There's nothing like that, my brother...

Everybody says the same thing.

Then they call at the last minute! That's why I keep it with me all the time.

No, no. You didn't understand.

There is nothing like that between us.

Keep it. Don't worry.

Take your sword out! This is the shield! Fight! I'll be at the reception!

Brother!

-Fight! -Brother...

Strawberry, Banana, Mango, Apple, Chocolate...

Vanilla, Raspberry, Blueberry- we have all the flavors.

Do you know...

My grandmother used to tell me....

A mother goes through a lot of trouble while giving birth to a child,

but, she goes through the trouble more when

she has to abort the child,

Because it was a girl child.

Before I was born, my mother had to go through this twice...

Now I realise, that mom must have gone through a lot at that time.

Meeni...

When a woman is born, she has to die so many times in her lifetime!

Breakfast time! Have it!

Hmm!

Ganya, you like me a lot, right?

Is this because of the coconut water or my luck has changed for real?

It is the coconut water!

It's just the water

or have you poured 90ml in it?

Try it!

Where did you get the money from?

I managed. You don't worry.

No, no. You have to tell me. Where did you get the money from?

Didn't I tell you that I had been to my friend's house? I got it from him.

Don't lie to me.

Ganya, did you sell your bike?

-Are you mad? Why would I sell Sunny? -Swear on me!

You sold your bike, Ganya...

It had become old. So, I sold it.

Sorry, Ganya...

It's my mistake.

Sorry.

Where were you, Meeni? We are waiting for you since a long time.

You saw me coming just now.

Other girls from your class came back home long back.

One batch got over earlier than the other, that's why they came early.

It took longer for us.

that's why I cam right now.

Why didn't you receive our calls?

What is this? Why are you asking her so many questions?

She must be tired. Serve her dinner.

I'll get you a plate. Go freshen up.

Ganya`s Father: Ganya, tell me the truth. Where is the bike?

Ganya`s Mother: Don't beat him! Did it get stolen? Ganya`s Father: How did it get stolen?

-Tell me! -Don't hit him!

Ganya, tell me the truth or else I will tear your skin out!

Dad... dad... I am telling the truth... they took it away.

-They towed it. -Towed it?

-I am telling you the truth. -They took it away?

Ganya`s Mother: Please stop it. Don't beat him.

-Ganya: Dad, please don't hit me. Dad... -Ganya`s Mother: Leave him!

Are you mad?

Ganya, you are getting spoilt...

Whatever you ask for, you are getting it.

I gave you everything and now you are repaying me with this?

I should kill such a son!

Please control yourself.

You want to kill your son for the bike?

Move aside! I will beat you up with the bamboo!

-Not the bamboo please...! -Uncle... Uncle...

Move! He is spoilt because of you two.

Uncle... It really got stolen. The bike got stolen. I swear on my mother.

-You want to teach me? -We were there with him.

We had gone to the city to get study material.

When we came out of the shop, the bike was gone!

Uncle, we looked for it for a long time.

But we did not find the bike. Really!

Don't you have any brains?

You can't take care of a bike? Why do you call yourself friends?

Hey, I should kill you first! Move!

Oh please...

What is it?

Is this some sort of entertainment? Go to your home, you mother fuc##r!

-Please control yourself. He is grown up! -It's all because of you!

Friends are like the itch at a wierd place!

The more you scratch, the more you feel better!

Just like dogs keep our house safe,

If one has friends like you, then there is nothing to worry about in life!

-You are calling us dogs? -I don't need to say it.

You look like them.

-Bhow-Bhow! -You, rascal!

Come here.

-What does a goat eat? -Green leaves of the tree!

From now onwards, go on a fuc##ng spree, safely!

Bloody!

That's the guy.

Is it? Okay.

What happened?

Dinya...

Why are the Police here in our house?

Huh?

I had thought that you will get over it.

But you are not worth my friendship.

What are you saying?

-What happeend, Granny? -Chandya...

I trusted you.

But...

Why are you crying? What has happened?

You wanted to bring disgrace to our family.

You have done it now!

Dad... Dad, will you please tell me what happened? No one is telling me anything.

You, rascal!

You are asking me what happened?

What...

-What have you done? -Dad...

-See what has happened! -What has happened, dad?

What videos did you click of hers that she committed suiside?

Kamakshi!

Kamakshi...

Kamakshi...

Ka...

Good morning!

Good morning.

Where's mom and dad?

They have gone out for a walk with granny.

Okay.

Listen...

What happened? Tell me.

I want to talk to you.

Okay.

Please sit down.

Kamakshi...

I have committed a mistake.

What happened?

We...

When we were in Goa...

Yes...

Whatever happened that night,

I shot everything on my mobile.

And I have lost that mobile phone!

And now, I am worried that

our video may go viral...

Shit!

Please forgive me.

I have committed a mistake. Please forgive me. Ka...

Kamakshi...

Kamakshi, I am sorry...

Sorry...

Shit!

Please give me a last chance!

I have changed. I don't watch those videos anymore.

I... I am trying to behave properly with you too.

Please...

Look, I... even at work...

I am behaving nicely with everyone....

Please give me a last chance. Please!

Sorry!

Your mobile!

My mobile?

I had hidden it.

Actually, I was very happy after that night.

I thought that you must have changed.

But when I woke up, I saw that you had kept your mobile,

I was shocked!

I found out that you have recorded everything!

I am sorry!

Please forgive me.

You have realised your mistake, haven't you?

Meeni... get ready.

Aren't you getting late for your college?

Just a minute!

What are you doing with my mobile?

Done!

Mom, please come here.

What's the matter?

Come, sit!

Tell me.

You worry about me all the time, isn't it?

Where I could be, what I must be doing,

with whom, if I am in my college or somewhere else...

See...

This is live location.

with this you will know where I am at.

Are you okay?

Mom...

Do you know who you are?

Who?

Antivirus!

What does it mean?

Parents are the antivirus in their childrens' lives.

Hmm?

Whom one should never deactivate!

Else, we face problems in our life system!

Hmm!

What has happened to you today?

Mom...

Parents give birth to their children and show this beautiful world!

It's the kid's responsibility to take care of their parents.

Can I leave now?

See you, Dad. Bye!

So... what have you decided?

We will have a couple of drinks and then go for a movie with Pitya and Banya.

Later, Banya is going to get beer for us and...

Idiot!

I am talking about life plans!

Oh my God! About life?

I have got drop in many subjects. I don't know if I will clear those.

How can I think about my future?

What about you?

I have decided that I will become a Professor!

I have realised that one needs a guide in life.

Ganya...

we come across many turns in our life.

If you choose the right turn then your life turns out great!

We only need a guide to show us the right path.

That's why I want to become a professor.

So that I can show the right path to someone.

Wow! That's great!

Professor!

Meeni... Even I will have to study now.

I mean, I should suit as your best friend!

Don't you think?

Yes.

Otherwise, I will be a peon in the college you will teach!

Ganya...

Come on, Professor...

College is waiting for you.

Let's go.

Meeni, now we have to look for the books.

why? did you lose them?

No! i used to get whatever book came in hand!

One day, I got dad's account book. He hit me badly!

He will be very happy!

Yes, he will be happy for the second time!

- When was the first time? - Leave it!

- Tell me, please! - Leave it!

- Uh... - You are my best friend, right?

When I was born, my dad was happy and announced in the town,

What?

Good news, good news! We have given birth to a Thokya!

We have given birth to a Thokya!

We have given birth to a Thokya!

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