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(Cell phone rings)
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Johnny: Kids! Your
mother's on the phone,
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and it's her first day on set,
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so let's all make sure we
keep her spirits high, okay?
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Alexis, come on.
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Mr. Rose, I think you should answer it.
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Yeah, she's over there all by herself,
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so it's gotta be stressful, right?
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- I mean, the jet lag, and...
- Oh my God, answer the phone!
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- That's why-that's why...
- Answer the phone, please!
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Put her on speaker, how
do you put her on speaker?
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- Arghhh!
- Speaker, speaker.
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Yeah, hello? Moira?
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- _
- Moira: John? Hello? Hello?
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Moira? David, I don't
think she can hear me!
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John, are you there?
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Yeah, I'm here, everybody's here.
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I expected to hear from you yesterday.
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Kids, say hi to your mother.
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- Hey.
- Hi...
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- She-she's not my mother.
- Who are those voices?
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Uh, your children!
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Oh Alexis, do you have strep again?
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- That was David!
- Is that Stevie?
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Hi.
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David! Oh, David, how's the store?
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Any new customers, or
is it still friendless?
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Okay, thank you.
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And John, I know disoriented
you get in my absence.
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Don't forget I left
you that Sudoku book.
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Yeah, well, I haven't
needed it sweetheart,
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because I've been up since 5:00am,
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there's so much to do here at the motel.
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But listen, how are you doing?
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I mean, how does it feel
to be back in the saddle?
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Oh John, there's a sweetness in the air,
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and I'm not just saying that
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because we shoot next
to a baklava factory.
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(Snapping) Kids!
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Do you wanna put those
magazines back, please?!
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No. (Knock on door)
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Excellent, Hamza!
Darlings, I must sign off.
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I'm finally getting my
tete-a-tete with the director.
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He's some up-and-coming pretty
young thing out of New York.
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Well, sounds like your kind of people.
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Yes! You come up with some real money,
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you can attract the best.
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Well, zbogom, John!
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That's goodbye in the mother tongue!
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Okay, well, I'll sign
off too, sweetheart.
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Lots to do, but wishing
you an exciting...
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(Call beeps off)
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Okay, yep. Miss you, too.
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She already hung up.
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Oh! Burn, Dad!
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Oh my God that's so embarrassing,
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you must feel ridiculous.
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You better remember
which nails you pulled
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those wigs from, because your
mother keeps a spreadsheet.
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- David? Come here, please.
- (Gasps)
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- I have a concern.
- Oh! Um, no.
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Your natural deodorant isn't working.
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Stop, David! No, come here.
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- Sit!
- What?
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- Um...
- What?!
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I just wanted to make sure
that everything was okay
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between you and Patrick.
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Yeah! Why? Why? What did...
what did he say to you?
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No, nothing. I just got...
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scared when I saw your score
on this relationship quiz.
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Oh my God!
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Because according to M'Lady Magazine,
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"How Electric is your Relationship" quiz
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from summer 1991, you and Patrick
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are "In Need of a
Generator!" Poor thing!
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Okay, first of all,
it's Major Lady Magazine,
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and second of all, that quiz is garbage.
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Mm, totally, David.
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This garbage quiz that it looks
like you took more than once.
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Yeah, because it's rigged.
You could take it 1000 times
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you'd still get the same outcome.
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Oh, it's okay, David.
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You and Patrick have
settled in to that like,
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nine to five life, so
things are probably starting
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to feel a little snooze-town.
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You're dating a vet who
irons his polo shirts.
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Um, Ted and I got
"Electrical Storm." So.
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That's impossible. What
did you do to get that?
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Did you plug your hairdryer
in with wet hands again?
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Hey, that happened
twice David, let it go.
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Sorry that we work hard
to keep the sparks flying.
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That's disgusting.
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We've actually started taking
every Friday afternoon off
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to go on "adventure dates."
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"Adventure dates" sound like
something a marriage counselor
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would proscribe as a last resort.
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Okay, fine... I was gonna see
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if you guys wanted to
join us this afternoon,
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but you probably have
more exciting things to do,
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like put price tags on things, and...
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It's merchandising day, actually.
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Oh!
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Where are you going, anyway?
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Ted booked a tour of Elm Falls Park,
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which is like, a super cute look for us.
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Sounds dumb.
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Fine, text me the information,
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and I'll see if we're interested.
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Oh! David? It could be worse.
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You guys could be a
"Total Power Failure."
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Mm! Eat glass.
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(Door slams)
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Caw! Caw! My teamster brethren!
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Yes, it's me, if you can believe it!
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(Dog barks)
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(Woman laughs)
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(Low hum of chatter)
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(Knocks)
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(Door latch clicks)
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Okay, I told the producers
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I would approve background on set.
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Oh! And I shall tell them the same.
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You must be Blaire. No last name.
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Doctor Clara Beatrice
Mandrake at your service.
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Middle name wasn't scripted,
but I've done my homework.
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Okay. So, you're Rose, then?
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Moira Rose. And I see
what's happening here.
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Break me down just to build me up again!
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Like Stan Kubrick did to Shelley.
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Okay, I'm not really into games,
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and I'm due on set in an hour,
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so can whatever this
is can wait 'til then?
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I imagine script revisions
might be something
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you'd like to sign off on
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before the first clap of the boards.
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There's a problem with the script?
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Well, just a few character adjustments.
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(Laughs) I'm kidding.
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The script's a total
dumpster fire, of course.
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Hah! If the script were garbage,
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I don't believe we'd have signed on.
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It's an apocalyptic
fantasy about mutant crows.
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I think we all know
what we're making here.
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A timely allegory about prejudice.
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- Okay, Maura, is it?
- Moira.
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My last picture was a $50
million dollar studio project.
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I think it's safe to say
that this is not that.
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And what exactly is this to you, then?
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A trip to Bora Bora.
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I see. Bora Bora.
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Caroline Kennedy once
called it the Atlantic City
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of French Polynesia.
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Okay, let's just cash our paychecks,
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and pray no one ever sees this, yeah?
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(Door slams)
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(Dog barks)
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(Door opens)
- Morning, Stevie.
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I'm just here to submit
my letter of resignation.
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Okay, you can just leave
it right here on the desk.
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Well, I haven't actually written it yet.
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But I guess I can just
dictate it to you right now.
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Um, "To whom it may concern."
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Sorry Roland, why
exactly are you quitting?
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Well, I would rather quit
than come in here every day
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and be humiliated!
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I mean, I come to work,
and Johnny's out there
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doing all my jobs!
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Yeah, he's been... buzzing around
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- ever since Mrs. Rose left.
- Yeah, exactly!
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I mean, come on, what's next?
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I go home and he's playing
strip backgammon with my wife?
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(Laughs) Come on!
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- No, don't talk to me.
- Yeah.
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I-I mean, I look in the mirror
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and it's Johnny's face
staring back at me?
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Got it, Roland. I'll talk to him.
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Okay, well, I'll go with you.
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Oh, look! This guy's
wearing a work shirt.
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He's even copping my look now!
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(Scoffs)
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Uh...
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What ya doin' there, Mr. Rose?
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Oh, I noticed there was a bit
of blockage in the gutters.
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But um...
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Roland's in charge of doing the gutters.
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Yeah, I'm the gutter guy, Johnny.
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Everybody knows I'm the gutter guy!
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Well, it was on the
to-do list for today.
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Yeah, it was on my to-do list!
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What are you gonna do
next, the bathrooms?!
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No, I haven't done the bathrooms.
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Jeez, I wouldn't mind
if he did the bathrooms.
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Uh, is everything okay, Mr. Rose?
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Yeah, never felt better.
I feel invigorated!
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Well, maybe you can move
on to cleaning the windows,
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and give Roland his job back?
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Well, I've already done the windows.
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It looks like Roland might
have to find some other work.
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Oh jeez. Find some other
work, do you hear him?
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What's gonna happen next?
I go to my dermatologist,
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and Johnny's there
getting my moles checked?
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Stevie: Point made Roland, thank you.
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(Bell on door jingles)
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(Soft Jazz music plays)
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- Oh hi.
- Hi.
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Have I ever told you how
sexy it is to walk in here
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and see you doing um...
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inventory?
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And wearing those little
rubber thimbles on your fingers?
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They help me flip the pages easier.
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Hot. Hot sex.
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You know what else is hot and sexy?
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Doing something
spontaneous this afternoon.
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Ooh, like what?
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You helping me with the inventory?
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Yes. Or...
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taking the afternoon off.
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Mixing up the nine to five.
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Okay...
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well, nine to five are our store hours.
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So it's kinda hard to
build customer loyalty
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when your store is just like,
spontaneously open or closed.
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Yeah. Anyway, it turns out
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Alexis's relationship is in trouble.
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- What?
- Yeah, I know.
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Struggling. She practically
begged us to join them
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at the park this afternoon,
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probably for emotional support.
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Wow, we just saw them,
they seemed totally fine.
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I know. Yeah.
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Well, they're in need of a generator,
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if you know what I mean.
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Well, I don't, but uh...
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if you think it'll help a bad situation,
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I guess we could duck
out a little early today.
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It will just mean we'll
have to start early tomorrow.
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Mhmm.
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You know, it's that unshakable
sense of responsibility
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that... makes me wanna just...
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rip those little rubber things,
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and... burn 'em in a fire.
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(Laughs)
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(Groans)
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Johnny: Twyla, can I get a
lunch special to go, please?
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- Sure.
- Okay.
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Oh! So no one thought to tell me
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about the team lunch today?
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Oh, we tried.
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You just couldn't hear us over
the sound of the lawnmower.
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Yeah, lawnmower, as in mowing the lawn,
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which is also my job.
253
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Am I supposed to be reading
between the lines here?
254
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Well, I think we were just
wondering if maybe the fact
255
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that you're so
invigorated to work lately
256
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is because Mrs. Rose is gone,
257
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and you're trying to fill a...
258
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Fill a big, black
empty hole in your life.
259
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Is that pretty much what you
were trying to say there, Stevie?
260
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Maybe not quite like that, but...
261
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Okay, if you're suggesting...
that my work ethic
262
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has anything to do
with... Oh, it's Moira!
263
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I gotta to take this.
264
00:10:18,746 --> 00:10:20,724
Moira, what's the good word?
265
00:10:20,759 --> 00:10:24,295
Oh John, I'm afraid I've made
a grave error in judgment.
266
00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:27,264
Oh sweetheart, I told you
not to drink the tap water.
267
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If only! At this moment
an intestinal bacteria
268
00:10:30,569 --> 00:10:32,736
would wreak less havoc on my career!
269
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Well, I don't understand.
270
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Everything was fine two hours ago.
271
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John, you know me, I'm
never one to complain.
272
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I didn't bat an eye when I
found out my accommodation
273
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here was in actuality a
small "Bed or Breakfast."
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They feed me at work, I'll take the bed.
275
00:10:46,652 --> 00:10:47,952
So then what's the problem?
276
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Our director appears to
be on a kamikaze mission
277
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to sink this ship,
278
00:10:52,325 --> 00:10:54,958
and I refuse to be the
goddess on its prow!
279
00:10:54,993 --> 00:10:57,927
Well, if you're not enjoying
yourself anymore sweetheart,
280
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then coming home is always an option.
281
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I mean, you must be missing your family.
282
00:11:01,633 --> 00:11:05,235
Oh, thank you, John, but that's not it.
283
00:11:05,270 --> 00:11:08,605
This was supposed to
be my comeback vehicle,
284
00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,407
and opportunities like this
285
00:11:10,442 --> 00:11:12,843
come along ever so infrequently.
286
00:11:17,148 --> 00:11:18,682
Well, Moira,
287
00:11:18,717 --> 00:11:20,831
I feel the answer is
right in front of you.
288
00:11:21,387 --> 00:11:24,220
This isn't some rinky-dink
made-for-TV movie,
289
00:11:24,256 --> 00:11:27,723
or a voice gig for an X-rated
Japanese video game.
290
00:11:27,759 --> 00:11:29,958
That-that was rated
"M" for "Mature," John.
291
00:11:29,994 --> 00:11:33,362
All I'm saying is you
have an opportunity here.
292
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And if you want it bad enough,
you've gotta fight for it.
293
00:11:37,862 --> 00:11:39,751
You're right. You're right!
294
00:11:39,776 --> 00:11:41,370
If Sandy Bullock hadn't fought
295
00:11:41,406 --> 00:11:43,372
to keep the Speed Franchise alive,
296
00:11:43,408 --> 00:11:45,508
we never would've had "Cruise Control".
297
00:11:45,543 --> 00:11:46,876
John, thank you.
298
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I would be lost without you.
299
00:11:49,146 --> 00:11:51,079
(Kiss sound, beeps call off)
300
00:11:51,955 --> 00:11:53,289
Me too.
301
00:11:56,993 --> 00:11:58,387
Everything okay?
302
00:11:58,423 --> 00:11:59,988
Yeah, everything's good, Stevie.
303
00:12:00,024 --> 00:12:02,968
Everything's good. So
I'm gonna head back,
304
00:12:02,993 --> 00:12:06,694
uh, but you can brainstorm
some things for Roland to do.
305
00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:08,563
And if not, I have a window later,
306
00:12:08,598 --> 00:12:11,069
so I can take the job on if you like.
307
00:12:11,094 --> 00:12:12,667
Just so you're aware, Mr. Rose,
308
00:12:12,702 --> 00:12:14,836
the special is cream of mushroom soup.
309
00:12:14,871 --> 00:12:16,749
We don't actually have
to-go containers for that,
310
00:12:16,773 --> 00:12:18,446
so I've just double-bagged it.
311
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,404
Would you like a spoon, or a straw?
312
00:12:26,664 --> 00:12:28,798
(Birds chirp)
313
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,381
I have to say, David,
I'm a little shocked
314
00:12:32,405 --> 00:12:33,504
that you agreed to do this,
315
00:12:33,539 --> 00:12:35,106
I know how fearful you are of heights.
316
00:12:35,141 --> 00:12:36,940
Hmm. Well, "fearful" makes me
317
00:12:36,976 --> 00:12:39,710
sound like some Dickensian
orphan with a chronic illness.
318
00:12:39,745 --> 00:12:41,345
It's more an aversion.
319
00:12:41,380 --> 00:12:44,582
Yeah, do I wish that Alexis
was a little more specific
320
00:12:44,617 --> 00:12:46,683
when she said we were coming to a park?
321
00:12:46,729 --> 00:12:50,631
Uh maybe, but this, this is
gonna be fun, I think for us.
322
00:12:50,656 --> 00:12:52,256
- You know?
- Yeah.
323
00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:54,625
David, you look so cute under there!
324
00:12:54,668 --> 00:12:56,701
Like a tiny toadstool man,
325
00:12:56,729 --> 00:12:59,096
or a little acorn person, or something.
326
00:12:59,132 --> 00:13:01,464
Hey! So glad you guys could make it!
327
00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,798
I hope you didn't have to like,
328
00:13:02,834 --> 00:13:05,135
rearrange your daily
schedule, or anything, hm?
329
00:13:05,170 --> 00:13:06,680
Oh, no, no, no, we just agreed to finish
330
00:13:06,704 --> 00:13:08,338
doing the inventory tomorrow.
331
00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:10,640
Mm, that's a sensible decision.
332
00:13:10,675 --> 00:13:11,680
Yeah.
333
00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:15,689
They look like they're really
enjoying each other's company.
334
00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:17,847
Yeah, they fake it well.
335
00:13:17,882 --> 00:13:20,583
I actually did one of
these at summer camp.
336
00:13:20,619 --> 00:13:22,796
Yeah, and I couldn't imagine
who wouldn't want to dangle
337
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,121
20 feet in the air on
a series of shaky logs.
338
00:13:25,157 --> 00:13:27,563
It's actually closer to 30 feet, bud.
339
00:13:27,992 --> 00:13:29,403
David's never done
anything like this before.
340
00:13:29,427 --> 00:13:33,072
- Uh oh, we've got a virgin!
- Okay,
341
00:13:33,097 --> 00:13:36,565
you might wanna talk to half
my birthright trip about that.
342
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:37,962
All right, do you wanna go first, babe?
343
00:13:37,987 --> 00:13:41,610
- Hundred, babe.
- Oh okay, there we go!
344
00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:43,472
Hey. Mm!
345
00:13:44,776 --> 00:13:46,542
All right.
346
00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:48,944
You feeling okay, David?
347
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,646
You're looking a little flushed.
348
00:13:50,682 --> 00:13:53,415
No, just using a new tinted
moisturizer, that's all.
349
00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:55,151
It's all right.
350
00:13:55,186 --> 00:13:56,852
- I guess I'll go.
- (Laughs) All right!
351
00:13:56,888 --> 00:13:58,298
This will be a fun adventure for us.
352
00:13:58,322 --> 00:13:59,421
Yes...
353
00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:01,724
Get the clip off, and
you're ready to go.
354
00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:05,040
- Babe!
- Whoa, great job, babe!
355
00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:06,929
David!
356
00:14:08,822 --> 00:14:10,989
David!
- Stop!
357
00:14:11,014 --> 00:14:12,681
(David whimpers)
358
00:14:12,836 --> 00:14:15,136
None of my phone chargers are working!
359
00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:16,871
I ask for a pressed juice,
360
00:14:16,907 --> 00:14:18,773
and all I get are blank stares.
361
00:14:18,809 --> 00:14:20,508
Look, I just find it hard to believe
362
00:14:20,543 --> 00:14:22,877
that this was the best
gig you could've gotten me.
363
00:14:22,913 --> 00:14:25,554
Get my days down! Yeah. Hi.
364
00:14:25,579 --> 00:14:26,581
- Hello, again.
- Hi.
365
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,516
I was hoping this might
be an opportune moment
366
00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:29,918
to discuss the quagmire
367
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,721
in which you fancy yourself ensnared?
368
00:14:32,756 --> 00:14:34,089
The what to the what now?
369
00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:37,348
I suspect you're viewing
this enterprise as a barrier
370
00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:39,694
rather than a gateway to
the future of your career.
371
00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:41,262
Yeah, you really don't have to worry
372
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,664
- about the future of my career.
- Is that so?
373
00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,365
Because I did a little "Ask Jeeves-ing,"
374
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,334
and you, Sir, were recently cut loose
375
00:14:47,369 --> 00:14:49,970
from a high-profile blockbuster.
376
00:14:50,005 --> 00:14:52,072
We had artistic differences.
377
00:14:52,108 --> 00:14:54,610
You were the artist, and
they were indifferent!
378
00:14:54,922 --> 00:14:56,944
Yes, well, nothing is a
sure thing in this business.
379
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,742
Nothing is a sure thing.
380
00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:00,934
Which is why you should
look at every opportunity
381
00:15:00,961 --> 00:15:03,079
as a pearl in an un-shucked oyster.
382
00:15:03,104 --> 00:15:06,297
I would hardly call this an opportunity!
383
00:15:06,455 --> 00:15:08,955
I-I worked in soaps.
384
00:15:09,181 --> 00:15:10,914
They had me play my own father,
385
00:15:10,949 --> 00:15:13,907
who then became pregnant
despite the vasectomy.
386
00:15:14,368 --> 00:15:16,359
I still hold the record
for the longest-running
387
00:15:16,388 --> 00:15:18,621
demonic possession
on daytime television.
388
00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:19,856
Okay, what's your point?
389
00:15:19,892 --> 00:15:21,516
We were number one.
390
00:15:21,993 --> 00:15:24,194
Every project has potential.
391
00:15:24,229 --> 00:15:26,096
If you allow yourself to see it,
392
00:15:26,131 --> 00:15:27,998
and give it the respect it deserves,
393
00:15:28,033 --> 00:15:30,133
others just may follow suit.
394
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,883
Yeah, I really wouldn't know
where to start with this one.
395
00:15:34,908 --> 00:15:38,180
Hmm, well, here are my revisions.
396
00:15:38,883 --> 00:15:40,343
If you care to discuss them,
397
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:42,545
I'll be running lines in the nest.
398
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,949
(Blaire sighs heavily)
399
00:15:46,974 --> 00:15:48,974
Hey Stevie, don't mind me.
400
00:15:48,999 --> 00:15:52,333
Just coming in for a
quick cup of rocket fuel.
401
00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:55,302
Nobody drinks that
rocket fuel, Mr. Rose.
402
00:15:55,327 --> 00:15:57,136
I know it tastes like something I found
403
00:15:57,161 --> 00:15:59,261
in that gutter out there, but uh...
404
00:15:59,297 --> 00:16:02,231
it's the pick-me-up I need to
finish reorganizing the shed.
405
00:16:02,266 --> 00:16:03,799
(Exasperated sigh)
406
00:16:05,285 --> 00:16:07,952
You're reorganizing the shed?
407
00:16:07,977 --> 00:16:10,411
That's not on the
calendar 'til next week.
408
00:16:10,574 --> 00:16:12,674
Yeah well, with my evenings free,
409
00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:14,043
I mean, normally at this time
410
00:16:14,078 --> 00:16:17,313
Moira and I are deciding
on dinner plans, but uh...
411
00:16:17,348 --> 00:16:18,580
Okay, Mr. Rose,
412
00:16:18,615 --> 00:16:21,834
I know I might be overstepping here,
413
00:16:21,859 --> 00:16:24,853
but I... just wanted you to know
414
00:16:24,888 --> 00:16:27,077
that it's okay to miss your wife.
415
00:16:28,630 --> 00:16:31,697
No, it's just an adjustment, that's all.
416
00:16:31,722 --> 00:16:34,329
I mean, we're making
adjustments all the time.
417
00:16:34,364 --> 00:16:37,468
Yesterday I couldn't drink
this coffee, and now...
418
00:16:42,038 --> 00:16:45,280
we've been serving this
to guests the whole time?
419
00:16:45,376 --> 00:16:46,609
Mr. Rose,
420
00:16:46,634 --> 00:16:49,511
I-I hope that someday I find someone
421
00:16:49,546 --> 00:16:51,379
who I can stand long enough
422
00:16:51,414 --> 00:16:54,101
to feel a little lost
when they're not around.
423
00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,214
(Sighs heavily)
424
00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,008
I'm exhausted.
425
00:16:59,986 --> 00:17:02,154
Eight days, Stevie.
426
00:17:03,508 --> 00:17:07,452
That's the longest we've gone
without seeing each other.
427
00:17:08,731 --> 00:17:09,964
No matter where we were,
428
00:17:09,999 --> 00:17:13,066
and... yeah, we've managed to keep it up
429
00:17:13,102 --> 00:17:15,866
for almost 40 years.
430
00:17:16,171 --> 00:17:18,023
Well, see?
431
00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:21,074
It makes sense that you're a little
432
00:17:21,110 --> 00:17:23,116
out of sorts without her.
433
00:17:23,141 --> 00:17:25,123
I'll tell you what's
not out of sorts anymore,
434
00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:27,214
that shed! (Chuckles)
435
00:17:27,249 --> 00:17:29,917
Yeah well, now that
you're done with the shed,
436
00:17:29,952 --> 00:17:34,515
maybe you could start sharing
the jobs with Roland again?
437
00:17:35,031 --> 00:17:38,135
Yeah well, you're right, Stevie,
438
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,249
and I will call Roland.
439
00:17:40,562 --> 00:17:43,607
It's just I'm so tired
440
00:17:43,632 --> 00:17:45,165
From all the work I've been doing,
441
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:46,702
so I'm thinking...
442
00:17:47,102 --> 00:17:48,868
maybe you could...
443
00:17:48,904 --> 00:17:51,155
No, it's just not my job.
444
00:17:53,242 --> 00:17:54,841
Right.
445
00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:57,450
Patrick: You can do this, David!
446
00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:59,446
Just one step at a time!
447
00:17:59,471 --> 00:18:01,338
You're looking pretty
shaky there, David.
448
00:18:01,363 --> 00:18:04,202
I really hope we didn't
"rope" you into something here.
449
00:18:04,554 --> 00:18:06,797
Alexis: Hey David, just
pretend you're in like,
450
00:18:06,821 --> 00:18:09,088
a super dangerous
walk-and-turn sobriety test.
451
00:18:09,123 --> 00:18:10,489
Okay, I don't like this!
452
00:18:10,525 --> 00:18:11,891
Okay well then, just turn around!
453
00:18:11,927 --> 00:18:14,093
Why would he agree do this
when he's afraid of heights?
454
00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:15,428
He's not afraid of heights,
455
00:18:15,463 --> 00:18:16,807
He's afraid of moths and butterflies.
456
00:18:16,831 --> 00:18:18,230
And businesswomen in sneakers.
457
00:18:18,266 --> 00:18:19,699
Okay, I can hear you!
458
00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,100
And also heights,
459
00:18:21,135 --> 00:18:23,180
something to do with him being
broken up with while he was...
460
00:18:23,204 --> 00:18:25,335
Parasailing in the Seychelles!
461
00:18:26,274 --> 00:18:28,085
He and Anderson Cooper were
stuck up there for like,
462
00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:29,841
three hours, until the wind died down.
463
00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:32,343
I totally forgot! Argh!
464
00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:34,523
- I'm sorry, David!
- Aah!
465
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,915
I'm sorry, you were
right, the quiz was rigged.
466
00:18:37,757 --> 00:18:40,185
- What?!
- What quiz?
467
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,788
Okay, David took this relationship quiz,
468
00:18:42,823 --> 00:18:44,823
and it said that his
relationship was like,
469
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,524
in need of some excitement.
470
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,304
- What?!
- David, I lied!
471
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,429
I took the quiz like, 15 times.
472
00:18:51,465 --> 00:18:52,742
"In Need of a Generator" is like,
473
00:18:52,766 --> 00:18:53,932
the only answer you can get.
474
00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:55,433
Oh my God!
475
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:56,813
Okay, I don't know what this is about,
476
00:18:56,837 --> 00:18:58,870
but this generator is running smoothly.
477
00:18:58,906 --> 00:19:01,206
So we're doing all of
this so that you can prove
478
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,740
our relationship is exciting?
479
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,141
I failed the stupid quiz,
480
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:06,477
and Alexis made me feel bad about it.
481
00:19:06,512 --> 00:19:07,957
David, you're basically 40 years old,
482
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:10,581
I shouldn't be able to make
you feel bad about anything.
483
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,049
I love our relationship.
484
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,951
I love it when you order me pizza.
485
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,353
I love when you use
words like inventory!
486
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:17,866
I even love those stupid rubber things
487
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,356
you put on your fingers,
488
00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,558
'cause you think they
flip the pages faster.
489
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:23,494
They don't flip the pages faster.
490
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,295
They don't flip the pages faster!
491
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,765
- Okay...
- I'm so sorry!
492
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,412
We're gonna talk about
the fact that we missed
493
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,369
half a day of work to make this happen,
494
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:35,539
But you did just do a tree
walk 30 feet in the air for us.
495
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,608
- Yes, I did.
- Both: Muah!
496
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,443
- (Tired exhale)
- All right, guys,
497
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,978
that's one rope down,
seven courses to go.
498
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,014
- Hey.
- Don't touch me.
499
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:45,649
No.
500
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,380
***
501
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:55,775
Soon we will walk once more
walk amongst the humans.
502
00:19:55,811 --> 00:19:58,778
But until that day
comes, we must remember,
503
00:19:58,814 --> 00:20:01,514
the crows don't just have eyes...
504
00:20:02,517 --> 00:20:04,593
we also have wings!
505
00:20:04,618 --> 00:20:07,698
Caaaaw! Awk! Caw! Caw!
506
00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,155
- Cut! Cut.
- (Buzzer sounds)
507
00:20:09,932 --> 00:20:12,933
Let me guess, he didn't
like the rewrites,
508
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:17,726
I don't know why,
509
00:20:17,751 --> 00:20:19,960
or really, even how,
510
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:23,286
but something about this actually works.
511
00:20:25,606 --> 00:20:27,907
Oh. All right then, then um...
512
00:20:27,942 --> 00:20:31,177
might I ask why did
we interrupt that take?
513
00:20:31,212 --> 00:20:32,422
Right, so at this point Moira,
514
00:20:32,446 --> 00:20:34,213
I'm gonna have a bunch of digital birds
515
00:20:34,249 --> 00:20:35,948
sort of circling around you,
516
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,884
so if you can just be aware of them.
517
00:20:37,919 --> 00:20:40,853
Yes. Aye, Captain. Note taken.
518
00:20:40,889 --> 00:20:42,221
Let's pick it up from there.
519
00:20:42,257 --> 00:20:43,890
In terms of my eye-line,
520
00:20:43,925 --> 00:20:45,999
how many birds am I clocking?
521
00:20:46,727 --> 00:20:49,116
And of them, how many are mutants?
522
00:20:50,023 --> 00:20:51,329
Okay, winging it.
523
00:20:51,354 --> 00:20:53,087
Action!
524
00:20:54,735 --> 00:20:57,069
(Gravelly and shrill)
Listen to me... aaawk!
525
00:20:57,094 --> 00:21:01,507
The day will come when we
are no longer social outcasts!
526
00:21:01,532 --> 00:21:05,703
I am but a tail-feather
away from finding the cure.
527
00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:08,593
So please...
528
00:21:09,816 --> 00:21:11,449
quiet your caws
529
00:21:11,484 --> 00:21:14,151
so that we may take up our cause...
530
00:21:14,186 --> 00:21:15,887
redemption!
531
00:21:15,922 --> 00:21:17,622
Redemption!
532
00:21:17,657 --> 00:21:20,593
Awk! Awk! Ahaaa!
533
00:21:20,617 --> 00:21:25,617
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