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Tickets, please.
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Barkeep. A drink
for my colleague.
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Do I know you?
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I know the only reason
to travel by train
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Is to travel
with weapons.
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And we all know that
at the end of this line,
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There's only one creature
worth killing.
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The man in
the white coat.
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May as well take turns
exchanging stories.
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Mine begins
on planet ramamama.
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Lower him into acid.
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Once he's dissolved,
lower someone else into acid.
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Is he dissolved?
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At least use the downtime
to reset the acid lowerer.
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I really don't like
the attitude around here.
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It's a very "lower me into acid"
attitude.
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Who are you?
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How did you
reach my sanctum?
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All right,
this is going in circles.
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Seize him!
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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Very well.
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Now I will fight you.
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Anyway, he tells a different
version of the story
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Where I start crying
or something.
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That's why he has to die.
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'cause he's a liar.
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So...
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Why are you going to kill
rick sanchez?
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Okay, I don't know
who that is.
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I don't accept your weird
leap in logic
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That has everyone on a train
going to kill one guy.
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And even if I did,
why would we take turns
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Telling stories
about it like
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Little girls
at a sleepover?
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If you're trying
to be hurtful,
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You're doing a good job.
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I'll take his turn.
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Here's why I'm going
to kill rick sanchez.
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You guys have fun
with this.
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Dissolve to
a clam-shaped sun
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Rising over
a giant beach.
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By then, of course,
he had left toys
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And flesh drops for every
one of us in the spore-hive.
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A newcomer!
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I suppose you think you have
a better story
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About how rick sanchez
saved space christmas.
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What is with
the rick sanchez obsession?
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I think the best way
to answer that
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Is with my
christmas rick tale.
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Whoo!
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Could've used
rudolph tonight!
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Thank god.
I'm not too late.
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I don't know how to
thank you, goomby.
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No need.
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You just go in there
and have a nice time.
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I will. Thanks.
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hey.
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Merry christmas, goomby.
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Merry christmas, rick.
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It's okay.
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I-I don't have to.
Sorry if that was --
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No. Um, um,
I can ask.
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No, no, no,
I don't wanna be a burden.
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Okay.
Yeah, yeah, there's just --
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There's a lot of people.
Family. You know?
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I get it.
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You're not mad?
Totally fine.
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Bye.
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That --
okay, none of my business
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But he didn't even save
christmas in that story.
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How dare you!
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That doesn't mean
I'm invested.
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Tell your
christmas rick story!
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Step the hell back!
Back!
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You start teeing up
a rick sanchez vignette,
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And you'll be doing it
through two holes.
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I'm just trying to figure out
what's going on with this train.
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Do you remember
getting on it?
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No. First thing
I remember is...
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Tickets, please.
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So, why did you date
rick sanchez?
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What?
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You don't have to pretend
you didn't date him.
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We all did.
We get it.
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Low point in your life,
rebound from an ex, et cetera.
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No, really, who?
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exactly.
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In fact, and get this,
when he met my family...
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aah!
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Leah!
Leah, check it out.
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Where'd you meet
this, um...
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...Sprite?
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He's actually a human.
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But he invented portal tech?
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I am the concept
of time.
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Jesus!
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I warned you
not to do that.
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I wasn't trying.
You don't have to.
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The train is
obviously amplifying
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And linking unrelated
narrative fields.
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Morty? I told you if you
found me again,
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Identify yourself.
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I didn't
know it was you.
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How did you not
recognize me?
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Didn't you create
the disguises?
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When I create shit,
it works, morty.
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It's called
being talented.
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Why can't
we find the engine?
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It's not a real train,
it's a story device.
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Literally.
A literal literary device
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Quite literally
metaphorically containing us.
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A simulation.
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Worse.
An anthology.
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Okay, so how --
how do we hijack it?
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Morty,
it's been hijacked
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For at least
two full minutes.
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Are you not hearing
this insane conversation?
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Okay, tickets please guy,
stop the anthology.
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If we wanted one-offs,
we'd do interdimensional cable,
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Not some uptight,
overwritten --
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Rick?
God damn!
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Tickets, please.
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Dude, I'm sure
you've got, like,
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So many tickets
at this point.
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Jesus! The tickets please guy
is cut!
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He -- he -- he's -- he's
got those things.
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- W-what do you call them.
- Uhm, gutters.
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Morty, gross!
That's what people call them.
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Gross people. I don't
want to have to picture
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so watery
in such volumes that --
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Hey, hey, hey,
stay back.
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I'll kick you.
I-I'll kick your shin, bro.
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Aaah!
Hey!
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I'll cook and eat
your ticket-taking
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hey, I found a ticket.
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Wow, you are just --
ladies and gentlemen,
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The jackie chan
of human shielding.
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Who takes the time to get
this good at --
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this.
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-Aaah
-structural breach.
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Losing continuity.
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Morty,
hold on to something.
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Keep your head inside.
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Aaah!
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Share with your
sister, josh.
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Just because it's your
birthday doesn't mean
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You can be an asshole.
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You okay, dad?
Is this real?
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I doubt it, but you get
what you get
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When you eat dinner
in an arcade.
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I mean are you real,
is life real?
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Okay, I'm calling the nurse
because you are not
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Doing this tonight.
You're god damn right
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I'm not because --
you are not doing this tonight!
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This isn't real life!
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Dad? My god!
Honey. Sweetie.
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What's happening?
Give me your tickets.
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I -- I need tickets.
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Everyone give me
tickeeeeeettttttts!
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Aaaah!
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Aaah!
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Emergency continuity deployed.
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This could come in handy.
Can't we just ride out the --
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you,
I'd rather die.
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train cops! Hands in the air!
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Tee up a story
about rick sanchez!
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He is rick!
Jesus christ!
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Is that
the tickets please guy?
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Well, just the stub.
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Too soon!
Too soon!
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Don't move! Too soon!
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So, what did the train cops
do wrong?
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Shot...People?
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Shot passengers.
Wrong.
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The passengers tampered
with the anthology's structure.
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Lethal response
was permitted,
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But not with him
holding that tank.
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Let's take a look at what
they should have done.
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Train cops!
Hands in the air!
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Drop the tank!
Drop it!
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Drop it! Drop the tank.
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Sorry to nitpick, sir,
but if there was
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A continuity explosion,
isn't there always one?
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And doesn't that mean
those two could be anywhere?
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What? No, you idiot,
that -- it's --
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It's just a training video.
That didn't actually happen.
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That's what you think.
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Hey.
How'd you get here?
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Yeah, like we're the ones
that popped up out of nowhere?
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these guys.
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Hey, what the hell?
Your leg is healed.
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Yeah, it's a real
free-for-all.
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Here we go.
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Of course this thing is
just a circle.
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You'd think it was so
god damn complicated --
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Okay, here's where
the stupid vignettes were.
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God, imagine if that
had been the whole thing.
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So now we're here,
and the engine must be here.
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I'll have to rig us
a couple of space suits
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That start failing
around here so we can
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pay a heavy price
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For re-entering
at this threshold.
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We have to
leave the train?
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We don't have to
do anything, morty.
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This is just
a structural guide.
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We're obviously gonna
impart our own style.
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I don't like how meta
this is getting, rick.
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Shut up, morty.
You're 14.
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You watch videos
of people on youtube
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Reacting to
youtube.
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I'll be the judge of
when we get too meta.
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Holy
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How is he still breathing?
Aah!
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He's suspended
in disbelief,
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Slowly dying while
living out an alternative
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Non-diagetic reality.
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Geez, what a horrible
way to die.
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You don't know
the half of it.
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You're on fuego with the
guy-torn-in-half bits, rick.
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That one was
organic, though.
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That's because
you're naturally funny.
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That -- that's good
old-fashioned fun
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Right there, you know?
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W-w-we don't need
to over-think , okay?
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Okay, buddy.
Nice and grounded,
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Fully immersive
from here on out.
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Right after this.
W-what's happening?
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Going into an act break.
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Sure, that was
a great moment,
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But it was hardly
the best time
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Rick and morty
were musical.
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Who can
forget the t--
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Hey. You guys
think there's something weird
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About this train?
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We've been here
a really long time
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And nobody's
taken our tickets.
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Aaah!
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Aaaah!
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The galaxy's greatest scientists
continue to ponder
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The horrific figure known
to children as floaty blood man.
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But after three months, nobodyis any closer to the truth.
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For cutesy name news,I'm uncle nibbles.
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I can't believe
floaty bloody man is real.
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He's more than real,
he's my new god.
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Check it.
Is that brand-new,
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Or is the blood just --
accurately depicted, yeah.
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His followers believe
the entire universe
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Is floaty bloody man's
nightmare as he dies
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In a time-dilated
reality.
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So we could
go at any minute.
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No. I'm part of
the floaty nogasm brotherhood.
254
00:09:08,149 --> 00:09:09,881
We believe we're
keeping him alive
255
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,483
By redirecting our suppressed
sexual energies.
256
00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,819
You're staying a virgin
257
00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:16,355
Just to keep
the universe existing?
258
00:09:16,357 --> 00:09:18,757
That's...
So attractive.
259
00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:19,891
It is?
260
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:22,227
Okay, look,
let's just do it once.
261
00:09:26,167 --> 00:09:27,800
Sorry.
262
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,169
Aaah!
263
00:09:30,171 --> 00:09:31,770
Happy now?
He was suffering.
264
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:32,971
Keep moving.
265
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,439
We have to get
to the return threshold
266
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:35,974
Before the ticking clock
on your suit gets to zero.
267
00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:37,176
Why would you put
ticking clock --
268
00:09:37,178 --> 00:09:38,577
Because if it's too easy
to get there,
269
00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,179
We'll never get there.
270
00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:42,113
If you don't want to be meta
stop, deconstructing shit.
271
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,915
That's
the thematic seal.
272
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,316
Gotta find a way
to disrupt it.
273
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,319
Okay, morty, tell a story
unrelated to us.
274
00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:50,589
What do --
stop thinking and do it!
275
00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,724
Okay,
there was this --
276
00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,860
My name is mike johnson.
That's good coffee.
277
00:09:55,863 --> 00:09:57,729
Better get that door.
278
00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,398
Iiiiiiii, hello.
279
00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:00,732
I want your cookies.
280
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:01,933
I'm hungry,
I want your cookies.
281
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,268
Scorpions, scorpions.
282
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,670
There's scorpions outside.
Get inside.
283
00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:06,872
What do they want
from us?
284
00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,673
They want food.
Me too.
285
00:10:08,675 --> 00:10:09,674
Okay, just stop.
286
00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:11,210
I'm not
a writer, okay?
287
00:10:11,212 --> 00:10:13,144
Relax, your story was supposed
to be awful and stupid.
288
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:14,345
I just failed to
predict how well
289
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,147
That would mesh
with the theme.
290
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,282
Think. Think.
291
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,817
What kind of story
would we never --
292
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,952
Morty, do you know
what the bechdel test is?
293
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,287
The what?
For god's sake, morty,
294
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,155
The formula for
measuring female agency
295
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,025
In a story proposed by
lesbian cartoonist allison --
296
00:10:26,027 --> 00:10:27,826
What the hell are they
teaching you in that school?!
297
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,761
Other stuff!
Then you've killed us both!
298
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,830
Why is lesbian part
of her job title?!
299
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:33,032
Now you're
progressive?!
300
00:10:33,034 --> 00:10:34,900
What is the test?!
You have to tell --
301
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:40,371
Morty, morty.
302
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:42,841
Two women.
They both have to have names
303
00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,576
And talk to each other
about something...
304
00:10:44,578 --> 00:10:45,911
Rick!
305
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,979
...Other than a man...
Rick, listen to me.
306
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:50,649
Once upon a time,
my mom and my sister...
307
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,351
Listen to me!
308
00:10:53,454 --> 00:10:55,520
Mom, can I try
your tea?
309
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:57,456
Yes, summer.
310
00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:58,857
Yes. Try my tea.
311
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,460
It's so good.
It's so warm.
312
00:11:01,462 --> 00:11:03,462
Mom, can I talk to you
313
00:11:03,464 --> 00:11:04,930
About my special time?
314
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:07,266
It's okay.
I have one, too.
315
00:11:07,268 --> 00:11:08,600
Mine is heavy today.
316
00:11:08,602 --> 00:11:10,069
Mine is never light.
317
00:11:10,071 --> 00:11:12,271
I love you ever
since you were...
318
00:11:12,273 --> 00:11:13,538
Mailed to me.
319
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,006
By a doctor woman.
320
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,608
Your special time
is your power.
321
00:11:16,610 --> 00:11:18,744
It makes you strong
like a boob.
322
00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,011
Strong against what?
323
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,147
Scorpions.
Female scorpions.
324
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,249
They're attacking
outside. Come on.
325
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,487
Fight them with your
heavy special time.
326
00:11:28,489 --> 00:11:29,888
You do it, too.
327
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,497
Hello?
Hello?
328
00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:41,633
I'm that supreme court lady,
and you did it.
329
00:11:41,635 --> 00:11:43,902
We did it!
We did it!
330
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,175
Great job, morty.
331
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,710
A feminist masterpiece.
332
00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:53,412
Hey, look.
333
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:59,584
Guess who's got two penises
and all the agency?
334
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,586
Rick and morty.
335
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,054
Story lord.
336
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,790
I should've known you were
behind this, and I did.
337
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,057
Who is this guy?
338
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,059
He's like a matrix
space frasier.
339
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,128
Let's get this fight
over with, nerd.
340
00:12:09,130 --> 00:12:10,461
I've got
to do.
341
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,063
You of all people
know, rick,
342
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,465
There can be no destination
without a journey.
343
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,802
I don't know that at all.
I regularly teleport.
344
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,404
Of course.
No rules for you.
345
00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,140
Spiraling through
the multiverse,
346
00:12:21,142 --> 00:12:23,942
Burping semi-improvised dialogue
about how nothing matters,
347
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,478
So we may as well pull out
our and rub them
348
00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,148
On fate's glaring teeth
like we're brushing fate's teeth
349
00:12:29,150 --> 00:12:31,683
But we're using your gross,
dirty
350
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:32,818
Must be nice.
351
00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:34,019
nobody's stopping you.
352
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,287
True. Not anymore.
353
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:38,423
Goddamn!
We already did this.
354
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,759
Is this a double beat?
Well.
355
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,828
Just how I adventure,
dawg.
356
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:43,895
This is more
impressive than
357
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,096
The tickets please guy,
though.
358
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,765
You are like 90%
gutter.
359
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:50,169
It's called discipline.
Watch this.
360
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:51,903
God damn.
Geez!
361
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:52,904
Do we have to
fight him?
362
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,173
I don't want to.
363
00:12:54,175 --> 00:12:55,841
We surrender.
We're not fighting.
364
00:12:58,045 --> 00:12:59,778
kick your ass.
365
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,316
hey! Get back in your egg!
366
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,186
-What the --
-don't worry, morty!
367
00:13:07,188 --> 00:13:08,453
Nothing out there
is canon!
368
00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:11,122
We've got a pulse.
Stay with me, private.
369
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,991
Smith, listen to me.
You were exposed
370
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,060
To a chemical that is
altering your mind.
371
00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:16,528
To beat it,
you have to hold on --
372
00:13:16,530 --> 00:13:17,462
We're losing him.
373
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,130
Aliens. Sarge?!
374
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:21,466
Morty, never forget the highest
truth of all --
375
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,869
You're getting your
ass kicked on a train.
376
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,405
Professor sanchez?
377
00:13:26,407 --> 00:13:27,338
Did it work?
378
00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,140
I wouldn't say that,
marcus.
379
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,476
I'd say it
worked.
380
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,279
100% time dilation
and total immersion.
381
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:35,614
Define "total."
marcus,
382
00:13:35,616 --> 00:13:37,482
I've been back in reality
for three hours,
383
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,885
And I still have memories
of a completely different life.
384
00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,820
I-I-I was
a scientist still.
385
00:13:41,822 --> 00:13:43,488
I-I-I was --
I-I-I had developed
386
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,825
Inter-dimensional travel,
I-I-I-I had a daughter.
387
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,293
I-I didn't
have a mustache.
388
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:52,764
I-I was kinda funny sometimes,
mostly burping.
389
00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:54,099
No more secret testing.
390
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,567
I can help people now.
391
00:13:55,569 --> 00:13:56,702
You've helped people.
392
00:13:56,704 --> 00:13:58,169
I've hurt more.
393
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,238
Aaah!
394
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:01,306
P-p-professor sanchez.
I-I'm morty smith
395
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,841
From the -- the --
the the 241st.
396
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,243
They -- they -- put your
pill in our food.
397
00:14:04,245 --> 00:14:06,044
It -- it works.
Call the police!
398
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,913
It's okay. It's okay.
It's not real.
399
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,581
N-n-n-n-nothing's
real.
400
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:10,515
I'm sorry, son.
401
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,651
I-I-it's okay.
You aren't real.
402
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:17,188
God, you're right.
I should do more freeform stuff.
403
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,190
In you go.
What's happening?
404
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,926
The reason
I brought you here.
405
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,861
I'll now fuel
my anthology with your
406
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,463
Limitless potential,
propelling it to
407
00:14:24,465 --> 00:14:28,033
Its final stop --
beyond the fifth wall.
408
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,404
You idiot. Our potential
isn't limitless.
409
00:14:32,406 --> 00:14:33,739
You'll never break
the fifth wall
410
00:14:33,741 --> 00:14:34,873
Before you've burnt
us out.
411
00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:37,676
Is that so?
Well. Win-win.
412
00:14:37,678 --> 00:14:38,944
Rick,
w-what's he doing?
413
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,612
He's trying to tap
into us, morty.
414
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:42,347
Resist.
415
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,483
I can't believe you're finally
headed off to college.
416
00:14:44,485 --> 00:14:46,151
Yeah, you know,
it really felt like
417
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,552
You were gonna be
17 forever.
418
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,621
For, like,
16 years, at least.
419
00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,556
I can't believe
I'm tearing up over this.
420
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:54,093
Jesus, rick, you know,
you've really softened up.
421
00:14:54,095 --> 00:14:55,827
It's a human moment,
morty.
422
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:57,362
It's a human moment.
423
00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,398
Aaah!
Aaah! It hurts!
424
00:15:05,306 --> 00:15:07,306
Abradolph lincoler?
I thought you were dead.
425
00:15:07,308 --> 00:15:10,575
I'm very much alive,
and I need your help.
426
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,710
Yeah!
427
00:15:11,712 --> 00:15:13,378
he's taking
the good stuff, morty.
428
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,114
Wait, is --
is any of this canon?
429
00:15:15,116 --> 00:15:16,247
It could have been.
430
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:17,783
dear.
431
00:15:17,785 --> 00:15:20,986
Are there things rick sanchez
holds sacred after all?
432
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,994
How did you find us?
433
00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:31,663
I trusted you!
434
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:34,065
Don't blame others
for your bad decisions.
435
00:15:35,669 --> 00:15:38,203
Resist, morty!
Resist before he burns us out!
436
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:39,938
Too late now!
437
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,272
What's wrong, rick?
438
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,542
Don't you want to see
how your story ends?!
439
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,024
Holy , rick.
What do we --
440
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,225
There -- there --
there's now way out!
441
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,426
You're right, morty.
442
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,162
Sometimes it does seem
like there's no way out.
443
00:16:03,164 --> 00:16:04,696
Like it's hopeless.
444
00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,965
But remember, there's always
someone there for us.
445
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,299
Who?
446
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:09,568
My best friend
and personal savior,
447
00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:10,635
Jesus christ.
448
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,237
What?! You -- you don't
believe in god.
449
00:16:12,239 --> 00:16:13,638
But he believes
in us, morty.
450
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,374
You know, I thought
I was the inventor,
451
00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:16,575
But the greatest
invention of all
452
00:16:16,577 --> 00:16:18,309
Is the free gift
of eternal life.
453
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,311
Is this --
are you with me?
454
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,847
trust me, morty.
455
00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:23,715
I've done plenty of
effed up stuff in my life.
456
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:26,117
But it's never too late
to accept christ.
457
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,652
Jesus is always
knocking at the door.
458
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,254
All we have to do
is open it and let him
459
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,455
Into our hearts.
How?
460
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:32,123
I'm so glad you asked,
morty.
461
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,125
Just close your eyes
and go to him in prayer.
462
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,527
Like this.
463
00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:37,128
Heavenly father.
Heavenly father.
464
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,998
Thank you for sending
your only begotten son.
465
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
What a second, no!
What are you doing?!
466
00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:43,134
Jesus, I accept you
into my heart.
467
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,536
No! This sucks.
468
00:16:44,538 --> 00:16:46,337
Stop! You guys would
never do this.
469
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,606
Fill me with your spirit.
470
00:16:47,608 --> 00:16:49,408
Make me a shining city
on a hill for you.
471
00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:51,276
-No! No!
-Make me born again.
472
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,144
-No!
-In jesus' name, we pray.
473
00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,413
-Amen.
-Amen.
474
00:16:54,415 --> 00:16:56,147
-Amen!
-You did it!
475
00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,482
Way to go, morty!
Crossy.
476
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,683
Bible-saurus.
You made it.
477
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,819
We wouldn't miss this
for anything!
478
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:02,087
You said it,
mr. Celery.
479
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,023
What the
is all of this?!
480
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:05,957
Greatest story
ever told, story lord.
481
00:17:05,959 --> 00:17:07,959
No, it's not.
It's awful!
482
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:11,029
I beg your pardon?
483
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,499
Goddamn.
484
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,367
my lord and my god!
485
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,036
- No! No! It sucks in here.
- Let's get the
486
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,971
Outta here. Go, now.
487
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,372
We're safe, morty.
488
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,042
Nobody ever wanted
to see that shit.
489
00:17:23,044 --> 00:17:24,710
Wh-what's gonna happen
to story lord?
490
00:17:24,712 --> 00:17:27,246
He gets to spend eternity in
every writer's hell --
491
00:17:27,248 --> 00:17:28,580
The bible.
I don't know.
492
00:17:28,582 --> 00:17:30,381
Some people actually
like that stuff.
493
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,850
Seems kind of cynical.
494
00:17:31,852 --> 00:17:33,452
I just don't like taking
cheap shots, you know?
495
00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:35,320
Cheap shots?
Morty, we were literally
496
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,788
Saved by jesus christ.
497
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,590
Tell me in any way
how that's offensive.
498
00:17:38,592 --> 00:17:40,059
This was
a little confusing,
499
00:17:40,061 --> 00:17:42,261
But I guess it brought us
closer together, you know?
500
00:17:42,263 --> 00:17:43,662
Tested our demons.
501
00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:45,397
Made us believe in
ourselves more than ever.
502
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:46,665
Yeah.
You're right, morty.
503
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:48,467
We got all that meta-canon
shit outta the way
504
00:17:48,469 --> 00:17:50,269
And now we can
just be ourselves.
505
00:17:50,271 --> 00:17:52,203
Now what do you say we
bring this train
506
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,872
Into the station.
507
00:18:05,619 --> 00:18:07,352
So what do you think?
508
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,620
Wow. Where did you
get this thing?
509
00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:10,422
The citadel of ricks
gift shop.
510
00:18:10,424 --> 00:18:13,158
Do you really like it?
I didn't think you'd even care.
511
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,294
What? Morty. No.
I love it.
512
00:18:15,296 --> 00:18:17,028
You did the most
important thing.
513
00:18:17,030 --> 00:18:18,429
You -- you bought
something.
514
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,764
What?
You bought something.
515
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,501
With money. God.
I love money so much, morty.
516
00:18:22,503 --> 00:18:24,503
Are you being sarcastic?
Merchandise, morty.
517
00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:27,372
Your only purpose in life is to
buy and consume merchandise.
518
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:28,774
And you did it.
You went into a store --
519
00:18:28,776 --> 00:18:31,643
An actual honest to god store --
and you bought something.
520
00:18:31,645 --> 00:18:33,645
You didn't ask questions
or raise ethical complaints.
521
00:18:33,647 --> 00:18:35,580
You -- you just looked straight
into the bleeding jaws
522
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:38,117
Of capitalism
and said "yes, daddy, please."
523
00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:40,385
And I'm...
I'm so proud of you.
524
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,786
I only wish you could've
bought more.
525
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,389
I -- I love buying things
so much, morty.
526
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,657
Rick, are -- are you --
527
00:18:45,659 --> 00:18:46,858
Do you need to go
to the hospital?
528
00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,394
I love you, morty.
Give grandpa a kiss.
529
00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:51,130
Give -- give -- gimme --
give grandpa a kiss.
530
00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:52,464
Lips if you want.
531
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:53,999
What-- whatever
you're comfortable with.
532
00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,266
Some cultures do that.
533
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,868
That was sweet.
Thank you.
534
00:18:56,870 --> 00:18:59,604
I -- I love you.
You're my little buddy.
535
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,272
Okay.
536
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:02,541
Let's watch some
interdimensional cable.
537
00:19:07,748 --> 00:19:09,815
So you're saying
my father
538
00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,216
And his kingdom...
539
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:14,219
Well, yes --
it's based on the fusion
540
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:15,687
Of a sumerian god
named "ya"
541
00:19:15,689 --> 00:19:18,357
And a mesopotamian god
named "way."
542
00:19:18,359 --> 00:19:21,092
And we're in
a toy train?
543
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:22,427
Yes.
544
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:23,562
It's enough to really
make you question
545
00:19:23,564 --> 00:19:25,564
All of existence,
isn't it?
546
00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:28,167
So what do you think you're
gonna do about it?
547
00:19:28,169 --> 00:19:31,503
I'm gonna do
what I've always done.
548
00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:33,372
I'm gonna get the
outta here.
549
00:19:33,374 --> 00:19:37,976
Father of omens!
Give me blood beyond sight!
550
00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:41,913
Hey, what
the morty?
551
00:19:41,915 --> 00:19:43,648
The train you got me just
completely derailed itself.
552
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:45,316
There's blood all over
the windows on it.
553
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,386
Man, I'm sorry, rick.
I guess I'll return it.
554
00:19:47,388 --> 00:19:48,653
Return --
are you insane?
555
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,121
Did you hear
nothing I said?
556
00:19:50,123 --> 00:19:51,322
Buy another one,
morty.
557
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,657
Consume, morty.
558
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,659
Nobody's out there shopping
with this virus.
559
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,728
Where's your
wallet?!
560
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,560
Tired of the sameboring adventures
561
00:20:28,562 --> 00:20:29,628
With your dogshit morty?
562
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:31,362
Yeah!
Aw. Geez.
563
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,832
Then get ready for the citadelof rick's story train.
564
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,567
Story train.Story train.
565
00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:36,902
The citadel of rick'sstory train
566
00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:39,170
Comes with car after carof enemies, lovers,
567
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:40,572
And goomby, all grappling with
568
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:41,707
The nature of whoyou truly are.
569
00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,308
Rick is a god!
Tickets please.
570
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,043
Whoa! Watch out!
It's story lord!
571
00:20:45,045 --> 00:20:46,377
Damn. He's jacked.
572
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,779
Pure gutter.
573
00:20:47,781 --> 00:20:49,448
And of course, whatstory would be complete
574
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:51,382
Without the engineer ofthe greatest story ever told.
575
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,584
Jesus christ.
576
00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:53,652
I have come not to judge
577
00:20:53,654 --> 00:20:55,254
The world, but to save it.
578
00:20:55,256 --> 00:20:57,056
And the best part is,the fun never ends.
579
00:20:57,058 --> 00:20:58,790
Thanks to the rick-patentedanthology generator,
580
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:00,325
You'll never run outof new stories
581
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:01,460
And people to tell them.
582
00:21:01,462 --> 00:21:02,728
Are they alive?
Of course.
583
00:21:02,730 --> 00:21:04,129
But not in any waysthat matter.
584
00:21:04,131 --> 00:21:05,730
They. Have. No. Souls.
585
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,066
Puppets. Of. Fate.
586
00:21:07,068 --> 00:21:08,600
The story train.
587
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:10,201
Available now inthe citadel of ricks.
588
00:21:10,203 --> 00:21:11,803
Buy it ironically.Buy it sincerely. Just buy it.
589
00:21:11,805 --> 00:21:13,004
Not buying it is an actof buying it.
590
00:21:13,006 --> 00:21:14,406
Buy it now. Look it up.It's real.
591
00:21:14,408 --> 00:21:16,141
Www.Story-train.Com.
592
00:21:16,143 --> 00:21:18,277
On the internet. It's there.Buy it. Buy the train.
593
00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:19,812
We want you to buy the train.
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