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Good.
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Hey, fucking help!
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See, it's...
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breakfast for dinner...
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for breakfast.
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I didn't know what to do.
She's been like that all night.
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I didn't want to leave her alone.
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I'll handle it from here. Thank you.
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Um...
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Could you please let the other COs know
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I expect to see them
in the multi-purpose room at shift change?
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Everyone.
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-Sure.
-Thank you.
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Hey, Taystee.
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I'm sorry about your friend.
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She wasn't my friend.
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She was my student.
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Okay.
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Um...
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What happened?
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I don't know what happened.
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I only saw her after it happened.
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You okay?
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I seen too many dead bodies, man.
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How many dead bodies
would you say you seen?
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-Like, in your whole life?
-I don't fuckin' know.
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I seen six.
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Before I got this job.
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Two or three, I seen with you.
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You remember when that car jumped the curb
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and mowed down Antwan Stokes
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-and Drew what's-his-face?
-Yeah, I remember.
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And I saw that girl get shot
outside Duane Reade.
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Yeah, I think that was
Marquis Taylor's cousin.
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-Yeah.
-She was, like, 12.
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And some fool
jumped in front of the train,
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but that's not like really seeing a body.
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That's like blood and meat.
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-And my dog died.
-Monkey dog?
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- When did he die?
- That was four years ago.
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But it was time.
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His hair was all white.
Couldn't see. He was walking into walls.
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Your dead dog pissed in my backpack.
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He soaked that thing.
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And you know they wasn't giving me
a new one at the group home,
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so I had to walk around all year
with my books in a piss pack.
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Fucking monkey dog.
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- Man, I'm glad that dog's dead.
- Shut up.
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You know, my mom was talkin' about
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stuffing him and keeping him
in the living room.
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Thank God we couldn't afford it.
It was creepy as fuck.
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You think she did it on purpose?
Your friend?
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- She wasn't my friend.
- I'm sorry.
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I don't know.
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Probably.
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Maybe.
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She was in a bad way.
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And I get it.
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You get it?
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Tamika, I don't think
I can do this no more.
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No, I know you think that,
but that don't make it true.
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Okay, how about this?
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I don't wanna do this no more.
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Tomorrow will be better.
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That's what my mom used to say to me
after a bad day.
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Yeah, well, tomorrow can also be worse.
That's been my fuckin' experience.
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And your mom wanted to stuff
a dead dog, so...
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So she's an optimist.
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I know someone in this room is responsible
for drugs coming in, for phones coming in.
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Inmates left unsupervised.
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We will deal with all of this,
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but right now, you are going to do
a drug sweep so thorough
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that when PolyCon comes
to rip me a new one,
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she will have to wade through
a giant pile of contraband
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to even get near me.
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Judy King donated copies for every inmate.
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I think we should deliver them
as we progress with our sweep.
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Kill two birds with one stone.
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And to give the ladies some light reading
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as they're waiting for us
to toss their cells. Those who can read.
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CO Alvarez,
I was in the middle of speaking.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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She had a threesome with a guard?
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Who's the guard who's into old pussy?
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-What the fuck?
-Stop passing books!
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No! No, put the books down!
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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A woman is dead.
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And make no mistake, I will fire anyone
who isn't taking this seriously.
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And I will fire anyone in this room
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responsible for turning this prison
into a drug bodega.
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Now, you've all seen me fire people.
Go do your fucking jobs!
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Look, I know we got history--
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Yeah? What history would that be?
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The history of you
beating the shit out of me.
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Yeah, that was fun. Good times.
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Want some more? I'm in the mood.
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I got four grand worth of fentanyl.
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You want in? 60-40.
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Well, how about zero and 100%?
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I'm in here for life, Hellman.
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I could give it up to any Boy Scout CO
and take what comes.
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Doesn't make a difference to me.
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But I'd rather be making money,
wouldn't you?
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This is a sweep, dummy.
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What the fuck am I
supposed to do with them?
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You can walk out of here.
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How about I shove 'em down your throat
and we settle up later?
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Fuck. You're lucky I used my last condom
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fuckin' a super-hot redhead
with giant tits.
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- Lucky me.
- 70-30. I'm the 70.
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Fine.
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But if you don't pay me, I'm singing.
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Yeah, we'll see.
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You know, it's hard to sing with no teeth.
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I'm not fucking around.
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Oh, hey, you know, I gotta take a piss.
I'll be back in a jiff.
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All right, pick it up. Move.
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They already came through here.
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Yeah. Just double checking.
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Hey, I found, uh...
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some vape pens in the bottom
of some shower sandals. You want a hit?
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Are you fucking serious right now?
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Been a pretty rough morning.
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Will you get out of here?
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They're gonna smell that
and think it's me.
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It's all I need right now.
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Right.
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-I heard you got caught with a phone.
-And let me guess,
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you don't want me to rat you out.
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That's why you're here, right?
Protecting your ass?
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-No, I just wanted to--
-No, you're right. I should've.
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But I was stupid...
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helping those women talk to their families
instead of putting mine first.
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I should have been a selfish prick,
just like you,
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not giving a fuck whatever happens
to other people.
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You're a fuckin' role model, Luschek.
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I wanna grow up and be just like you.
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A fucking role model.
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All clear!
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There's nothing good in here.
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Ma'am.
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-What do you got for me?
-Not a whole lot.
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That's it?
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Well, we did do a drug sweep
a few days ago.
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And it didn't work. Where are the drugs
that killed Ms. Doggett?
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Maybe she did them all?
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And what am I supposed to do with that?
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You got anything for me, Luschek?
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-Yeah, sure.
-What about weapons?
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What about phones?
This is barely anything.
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Oh, don't say that.
Um, there's some vape pens.
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A few benzos floating around
the bottom there.
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There's a dildo.
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Is the dildo in the bag
or holding the bag?
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It's in the... Hey!
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I have information
about the, uh, smuggling.
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-Finally, something.
-You know how drugs are getting in?
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Drugs? No. No, no, no.
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No, no idea about the drugs. No idea.
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This is about the phone. Phones.
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The phone that was seized
at the other place.
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The, uh, detention place.
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-The ICE house.
-Ginger and Alvarez are handling that.
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But there's nothing to handle.
I know how the phones are getting in.
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I bring them in.
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It's me. I'm a phone smuggler.
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And, uh, Mendoza shouldn't be punished.
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It was Mendoza's phone?
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No, it was my phone.
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Um...
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I was making her sell calls
to the women in the bad place.
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Jesus.
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I can't...
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You're fired.
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-Clean out your locker.
-There's nothing in my locker.
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There might be a Snickers.
I hope there's a Snickers.
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You're fired, so get out.
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Get out!
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See you, guys.
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Anyone else smell burning rags?
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That's pot, Blake.
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It's the smell of marijuana
wafting off of Luschek.
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-Oh.
-Good Christ.
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Look at the little nose on you.
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On your face.
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Wow.
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-This is unexpected.
-Hey.
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Very out of context.
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It's kind of like seeing your math teacher
at a water park in a Speedo.
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This lovely lady was dropping
something off for you and I trapped her.
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Huh.
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-So, Cal and Neri are still helping Mom?
-Yeah, God bless 'em.
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Uh, my wife is Marie Kondo-ing the house.
I had to get out.
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-Why don't we go into the living room?
-Great.
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It was so nice to meet you, Mr. Chapman.
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You, too, Zelda. Have fun in Northampton.
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Thank you. Bye.
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So, Northampton, huh?
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-That's my old stomping grounds.
-That's right. Smith.
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"In virtue, one gains knowledge."
That's the Smith motto.
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I think that's maybe why I feel like
I don't know anything,
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because I haven't been very virtuous.
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So, Northampton?
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It's for a consulting gig.
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I'll be up there for a few weeks,
consulting.
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-I'm sorry things got so weird--
-Come with me.
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-What?
-Come with me to Northampton.
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They are putting me up in this farmhouse
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that is like something straight out of
an indie movie about yearning.
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And you could use an adventure, right?
Now that you're a free woman?
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Things are a little complicated right now.
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All right, well, just think about it.
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For whatever it's worth,
I would really love for you to come.
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Here. I got you something.
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A bagel? Yum!
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It's poppy seed.
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Because you're done with your parole
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and you don't have to worry
about testing positive for opioids.
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-That's very thoughtful. Thank you.
-Yeah.
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And perfectly timed. I am starving.
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Well, I will leave you to it.
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Mmm. Thank you.
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Salty.
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Bye.
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Hey, Piper?
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- Yeah?
- Could you give me a hand?
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Yeah.
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I tried to make the transfer,
but it didn't go well.
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Aww, did you give her her pacifier?
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No. Okay.
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Here, sweetie.
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Look at that.
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Piper, do you want a paci, too?
I have an elephant.
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Sit down. What happened?
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It's Alex, Dad. I'm upset over Alex.
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Oh.
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"Oh."
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The disapproving "oh." My lifestyle...
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Piper. This isn't
about you being a lesbian,
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you're an adult.
Make your choices, be free.
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But I'm an adult, too,
and I'm gonna express my opinion.
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I don't like Alex.
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She put you in prison.
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She continues to make you suffer.
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And you don't even seem to see
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what she's done and continues to do
with your heart.
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I know she's been important in your life,
but hold her up, Piper.
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Look closely.
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Does she spark joy?
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Oh, my God.
252
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,307
Are you asking me to Marie Kondo my wife?
253
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:29,353
Thank her for what she's been
in your life and let her go.
254
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,315
This coming from a man
who couldn't throw out pens.
255
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,734
I did it! You were right.
256
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,779
Alex is not a broken pen.
257
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,614
But she is broken.
258
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,326
Don't you want someone whole, Piper?
259
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,507
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
260
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,220
Hey, come on.
261
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:05,806
Let's go!
262
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:07,349
-Come on.
-Five minutes!
263
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,142
Let's go, people! Now!
264
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,645
- Move it.
- Come on! Let's go!
265
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:12,896
The hell are you doing?
266
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,565
You standing there, they'll sweep
you up along with all your shit.
267
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,402
-What do I do?
-Grab your stuff. It's moving day.
268
00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,903
Four minutes!
269
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:25,284
Take what you want,
but please do not take any bulky items!
270
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:30,372
Sir, that couch on your back
counts as a bulky item.
271
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,082
Take that from him!
272
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,375
Let's go, ma'am. Move it along.
273
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,837
I'm trying to space-save here.
Please respect my packing process.
274
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,050
You're gonna regret taking that lamp.
275
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,637
Yeah, I regret a lot of things.
276
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,957
Hey, I gotta toss your cell.
277
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,546
I'll go light.
I know you've had a rough time.
278
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,716
-Should I leave?
-Nah.
279
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:28,972
All clear.
280
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:33,852
So, you, uh, you holdin' up okay?
281
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:39,107
I knew her, you know.
282
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:41,985
What do you mean?
283
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:47,491
I mean, I can say this now that she's dead
and, uh, I won't get in trouble, but...
284
00:22:49,951 --> 00:22:51,161
she was my friend.
285
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:53,914
We were friends.
286
00:22:54,247 --> 00:22:55,165
Oh.
287
00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:57,542
Wow.
288
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,545
I'm-- I'm sorry for your loss.
289
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,340
Yeah, thanks.
290
00:23:06,176 --> 00:23:07,386
Hey, Dixon?
291
00:23:09,137 --> 00:23:11,807
You think you could take me over
to see Suzanne?
292
00:23:11,890 --> 00:23:16,061
She was friends with her, too,
and, um, I just wanna see how she's doing.
293
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,647
Things are kinda crazy right now.
294
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:23,985
Yeah, but, I mean,
I just saw somebody die.
295
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:28,698
And it's not like we're on lockdown.
People are wandering around.
296
00:23:29,699 --> 00:23:31,326
No one's even gonna notice.
297
00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:40,669
Jesus.
298
00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:42,796
Already back to normal.
299
00:23:44,047 --> 00:23:45,590
Like nothing ever happened.
300
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:49,970
Like a hopeful light
wasn't snuffed out too soon.
301
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:54,141
Fine.
302
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:56,893
Let's go.
303
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,820
Hey, girl. Whatcha doin'?
304
00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:08,530
I am undoing.
305
00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:09,698
I see.
306
00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:13,034
-What are you undoing?
-Chicken SHU.
307
00:24:14,744 --> 00:24:16,663
P-Tuck hated chicken SHU.
308
00:24:17,038 --> 00:24:20,250
Thought it was cruel,
and I think she might be right.
309
00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:23,545
And I made a mistake.
310
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:28,925
I made a huge mistake,
but I'm trying to fix them.
311
00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:31,553
How you feelin'?
312
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,098
Sad.
313
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:36,933
Yeah.
314
00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:39,144
I'm sad, too.
315
00:24:40,061 --> 00:24:42,272
I've been sad for a while now.
316
00:24:42,355 --> 00:24:43,940
Losing people is hard.
317
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,152
But, well, it's gonna happen anyway,
318
00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:50,155
so I'm trying to get used to it.
319
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,324
Handle it better, you know?
320
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,117
When people come and go.
321
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,372
Vee came and went, and then Poussey.
322
00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,250
Then Cindy, and you.
323
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,252
I'm standing right here.
324
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:09,549
No, but you aren't you anymore.
325
00:25:11,718 --> 00:25:13,136
You might be right about that.
326
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,971
No, but it's cool.
327
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:19,434
I understand I can't control things.
328
00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:23,188
You been reading
self-help books or somethin'?
329
00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:26,650
No. I'm growing up.
330
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:29,236
It's hard,
331
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,864
but it's happenin'.
332
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:39,996
Can you help me with the chickens?
333
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:43,792
Uh, I'll try.
334
00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:45,752
You can do it.
335
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:48,797
Go!
336
00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,383
-Open the door.
-Okay.
337
00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:53,343
- Go, chicken!
- Go, chicken.
338
00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:55,804
- Go! Be free!
- Move your ass!
339
00:25:56,304 --> 00:25:59,849
Go! Freedom!
340
00:26:02,894 --> 00:26:04,604
Look at 'em go!
341
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:08,942
I love you, Suzanne.
342
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,821
And I'm proud of you.
343
00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:18,577
Promise me you're gonna keep goin'
on your way, no matter what.
344
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,249
This is you now.
345
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:27,127
You keep goin'.
346
00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,061
Going, going, gone.
347
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,441
Sold.
348
00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:54,566
Okay, I know things
have been bumpy.
349
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,860
I know they've been more than bumpy.
350
00:28:58,278 --> 00:29:00,530
I think we're still
in an adjustment period--
351
00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,449
I'm being transferred.
352
00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:06,035
-What?
-To Ohio.
353
00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:07,203
They can't do that.
354
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:10,874
Oh, but they can,
and it's happening.
355
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:15,003
And I think it may be a good thing.
356
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,549
Look at what we're doing.
It's not working.
357
00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,927
Fighting and cheating and negotiating.
358
00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:24,012
Haven't we always?
359
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,264
Yes, and we need to stop.
360
00:29:26,347 --> 00:29:28,349
-You-- I didn't want to--
-Please, I need to...
361
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,517
Just let me finish.
362
00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:36,566
I just want you to know how sorry I am
for the fucked-up detour you took with me.
363
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,402
-No.
-I want you to go and be happy...
364
00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:41,279
and free.
365
00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:45,909
Alex, you're not a detour from my life.
366
00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:49,329
You are my life.
367
00:29:49,996 --> 00:29:52,207
That doesn't mean
that we should be together.
368
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:56,336
What about our marriage?
369
00:29:56,669 --> 00:29:58,171
You know that wasn't official.
370
00:29:59,255 --> 00:30:01,883
We're prison married.
You're not in prison anymore.
371
00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:07,806
I'll think about you every day
for the rest of my life.
372
00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:09,766
I hope you think about me, too,
373
00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:13,269
but I also hope that you find
someone else to think about.
374
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,981
Pipes, there's just been
too much bad shit.
375
00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:21,361
Yes, there's been a lot of bad shit,
but I've also hurt you.
376
00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:22,654
-Can't we just call it even?
-Please, stop.
377
00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:24,113
-You can't just--
-You know I'm right.
378
00:30:24,197 --> 00:30:26,115
Please stop fighting this.
379
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,661
You need to let me go, too.
380
00:30:31,788 --> 00:30:33,832
I'm also asking for my freedom.
381
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:35,208
Alex...
382
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,299
I've gotta go.
383
00:30:44,717 --> 00:30:47,595
I love you. I love you.
384
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,349
I will always love you.
385
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:45,695
So nobody's got fucking nothing?
386
00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:47,363
Look, man...
387
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,531
Squeeze your brains.
388
00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:53,745
We've had so many different hiding spots.
389
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,956
There has to be one that's still packed.
390
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,833
The rats have eaten all the cheese.
391
00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:01,836
Come on. What are y'all bitches good for?
392
00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:07,091
Get outta here.
393
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:10,011
And when you come back,
you better have something white.
394
00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:20,146
Well, well, well, look who's still alive.
395
00:32:21,314 --> 00:32:22,398
Change of heart?
396
00:32:22,482 --> 00:32:24,859
Or you came
to say goodbye one last time, huh?
397
00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:27,862
-OG to OG?
-I changed my mind.
398
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,530
Jury's still out on my heart.
399
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:34,911
What? You found God or something?
'Cause you look a little different.
400
00:32:35,411 --> 00:32:36,871
I'm tryin' something new.
401
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:38,873
Focusing on the here and now,
402
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:42,085
'cause life keeps throwin' me
these curveballs.
403
00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:45,630
Think I'm gonna keep swingin'
a little bit longer, see what I hit.
404
00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:49,467
Never liked baseball.
That shit's so fucking boring.
405
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:54,222
Does that mean
you still got what I gave you?
406
00:32:54,305 --> 00:32:57,266
That's why I'm here.
I wanna trade it back.
407
00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:00,645
-Trade?
-I need that key.
408
00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:03,064
Look, sooner or later,
they're gonna know it's missing,
409
00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:04,399
and I wanna make it right.
410
00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:07,235
Why would I give you the only thing
that keeps me in the drugs?
411
00:33:07,318 --> 00:33:10,655
Um, maybe 'cause you can't get into
the contraband locker,
412
00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:14,033
you probably won't for a while,
and the prison is dry
413
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:17,912
and I got something that you want
right here, right now.
414
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,372
-Oh, yeah?
-Hey!
415
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:22,959
Look, I'm not scrapping with you, okay?
416
00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:25,044
You want the stuff, you give me the key.
417
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:27,755
If you don't wanna trade,
I'm walkin' away. That's it.
418
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:31,467
-She got drugs?
-Yo, you take one step closer to me,
419
00:33:31,551 --> 00:33:33,428
you ain't never gonna know
where I got 'em hid.
420
00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:38,599
Help me up, man. I'll give you the key.
421
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:40,768
You hit hard.
422
00:33:41,853 --> 00:33:42,979
I'm livin' in the moment.
423
00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:45,231
Thank you.
424
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:50,319
Hey, they were right there in your pants?
425
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:53,990
I have to compliment you
on your quick thinking. Well played.
426
00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:58,244
- I really need it.
- Yo, back off! Let me go first.
427
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:03,958
And, yes, there have been setbacks,
428
00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:07,462
but we've also had some significant wins.
429
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:09,714
I am cleaning this place up.
430
00:34:10,757 --> 00:34:14,761
I found the guard who was smuggling in
cell phones and immediately fired him.
431
00:34:14,844 --> 00:34:19,640
I let go of Hopper because of his
inappropriate relationship with an inmate.
432
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,976
But I haven't filed criminal charges
on either one.
433
00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,312
I wanted to wait and ask you first,
434
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:27,315
because I know you like
to handle these things with discretion.
435
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:28,775
We can keep this in-house.
436
00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:30,818
Okay. Yes, that's good.
437
00:34:32,278 --> 00:34:35,031
Make sure those lucky assholes
don't file for severance.
438
00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,076
Fucking drug overdose.
439
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:41,412
She couldn't have had an aneurysm?
How am I supposed to spin this?
440
00:34:42,455 --> 00:34:46,209
It is possible that she was
extorting other inmates
441
00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:48,127
for their pain medications, and...
442
00:34:49,545 --> 00:34:50,421
hoarding them.
443
00:34:52,381 --> 00:34:53,633
Okay, that's not bad.
444
00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:56,886
Maybe you're getting
the hang of this after all.
445
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:00,681
What the hell?
446
00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:04,894
Uh, east hallway, now. Someone?
There's a chicken in the hallway.
447
00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:09,524
Oh, hey. I think that's
Dame Celeste Warmington the Third.
448
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:12,693
-Or maybe Tofurky? Is that Tofurky?
-Get it out.
449
00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,487
Oh, God!
450
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:18,241
How do we know that that thing
is not carrying disease?
451
00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:21,369
- Oh, you don't. Not until it's too late.
- What?
452
00:35:21,452 --> 00:35:23,454
I'm just messing with you. You're okay.
453
00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:27,416
As you know, our chicken program,
454
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:30,419
which, by the way,
provides free eggs for the kitchen,
455
00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:33,464
uh, is run by our neurodiverse inmates,
456
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:37,218
so, yes, there are slipups
every now and then, but overall...
457
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,056
If we catch 'em,
where do we put 'em?
458
00:35:45,184 --> 00:35:47,061
Why are there chickens
running around
459
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,313
like chickens with their heads cut off?
460
00:35:52,441 --> 00:35:54,277
You. I'm pointing at you.
461
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,572
Whatever happened,
we will get things under control.
462
00:35:58,156 --> 00:35:59,282
One just laid an egg.
463
00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:23,598
This is what my junkie cousin Jackson
takes eight times a day.
464
00:36:23,681 --> 00:36:25,224
And it's not ibuprofen.
465
00:36:27,977 --> 00:36:29,562
You are so fucking fired.
466
00:36:30,313 --> 00:36:31,272
Uh...
467
00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:34,650
Wow.
468
00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:35,943
Ready?
469
00:36:37,612 --> 00:36:41,616
That cop was rushing me.
Now the weight distribution is all off.
470
00:36:42,617 --> 00:36:44,076
-Thanks.
-Yeah.
471
00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:46,454
I gotta get me some wheels.
472
00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:48,456
Good thing you brought
that table lamp, though.
473
00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:51,417
Yo, I panicked!
This shit is all new to me.
474
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,960
I don't know how to do this.
475
00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:56,714
Ooh. The do-gooder sandwich ladies.
Fuck, yeah.
476
00:36:56,797 --> 00:36:59,217
They think fig bars are cookies,
which they are not,
477
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:03,429
but they put some useful stuff in there,
like a Target card or some type of coupon.
478
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:06,682
Hey, sandwich ladies.
Can we have a couple?
479
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:07,850
Of course!
480
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:09,560
Here.
481
00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:13,856
Hi, I'm-- I'm Jennifer,
482
00:37:14,941 --> 00:37:17,026
and this is my son, Brian.
483
00:37:17,109 --> 00:37:18,986
- Hi.
- Say hi, Brian.
484
00:37:19,070 --> 00:37:20,238
Hi.
485
00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:22,365
What are you, some church group?
486
00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:24,367
Just friends and family.
487
00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:27,954
I want my kids to know
that homeless people aren't bad people.
488
00:37:28,037 --> 00:37:32,750
They're simply the human casualties of
wealth inequality, the cycle of poverty,
489
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:35,586
and the callous corporatization
of America.
490
00:37:36,128 --> 00:37:37,213
Wow, Brian.
491
00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:40,466
Your mom's got all the talking points.
You get all that?
492
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:42,009
I don't know.
493
00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:46,055
Look, don't worry about it.
Just listen to your mom.
494
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:48,724
Thanks for the goodie bags.
495
00:37:48,808 --> 00:37:50,977
You're welcome. It was nice to meet you.
496
00:37:52,311 --> 00:37:54,814
-Say goodbye, Brian.
-Bye.
497
00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:56,065
Bye.
498
00:38:04,031 --> 00:38:06,117
Is this ham? Excuse me?
499
00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:08,202
Excuse me, is this ham?
500
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,121
-You got ham?
-Mmm-hmm.
501
00:38:10,204 --> 00:38:11,289
I got turkey.
502
00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,708
-Trade?
-Fuck, yeah.
503
00:38:19,213 --> 00:38:20,506
Mmm.
504
00:38:20,589 --> 00:38:23,467
-My bad. I'm Cindy, by the way.
-Camilla.
505
00:38:24,218 --> 00:38:28,306
So, what brings you
to this glamorous lifestyle?
506
00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:31,475
I love getting ham sandwiches
from guilty white liberals.
507
00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:35,062
Nah, seriously, I'm a junkie.
508
00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,733
-Delightful.
-Yeah.
509
00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:42,111
I'm giving my folks
some time to cool down.
510
00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:46,949
But based on our recent eviction,
looks like I'll have to grovel early.
511
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,869
At least you got someplace to go.
512
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:51,412
Maybe.
513
00:38:52,121 --> 00:38:53,539
Last time I was there,
514
00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:58,169
I may have stolen my grandmother's jewelry
and sold it for drugs.
515
00:38:58,252 --> 00:38:59,587
And your folks still let you back?
516
00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,006
It's family. They gotta let you back.
517
00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:04,008
Shit.
518
00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:05,968
You never met my mama.
519
00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:10,848
The way I see it, if you made a person,
you on the hook forever.
520
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:15,394
No, I don't think it go like that.
521
00:39:16,604 --> 00:39:18,522
Yeah, you gotta fight the good fight.
522
00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:29,867
This is gonna be a better place for you.
523
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,287
I mean, it's Florida.
524
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,748
It's where you go to retire
and enjoy your life.
525
00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:37,708
Who are all these people?
526
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,545
Friends you haven't met yet.
527
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:46,008
Why don't you help yourself to some lunch?
There's fruit cocktail today.
528
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:53,516
I'm... Oh, Lord.
529
00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:56,894
I never meant to hurt you. Honest.
530
00:39:57,478 --> 00:40:01,107
-I was lookin' out for myself, and--
-That's okay. That's okay.
531
00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:05,194
I know it was an accident.
We all get clumsy in our old age.
532
00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:08,823
Galina Reznikov, and you are?
533
00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:12,785
Berlin. Frieda Berlin.
534
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,371
Nice to meet you, Frieda Berlin.
535
00:40:17,331 --> 00:40:19,583
- Here, take mine.
- Thank you.
536
00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:20,918
I-- I'll get another one.
537
00:40:21,001 --> 00:40:23,921
And then come sit with me.
We'll get to know each other.
538
00:40:34,348 --> 00:40:38,769
Do you want to hear a joke?
About a penguin, a farmer and an eggplant?
539
00:40:44,024 --> 00:40:45,734
Couldn't leave without saying goodbye.
540
00:40:46,068 --> 00:40:49,196
Goodbye? "Good" goodbye?
541
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,031
That group you and Gloria found?
542
00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:54,076
They're bonding me out
while I fight my criminal case.
543
00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:56,537
I'm fucking out of here.
544
00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:58,706
And it's 'cause of you guys, so thank you.
545
00:41:00,082 --> 00:41:01,750
Would you say thanks to Gloria, please?
546
00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:07,506
What are you doing?
Something wrong with your eyes?
547
00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,675
No, it's an eye hug.
548
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:12,219
I wanna give you a real one,
549
00:41:12,303 --> 00:41:15,264
but they're so far up my ass
since the phone and everything.
550
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:19,810
I'm real happy for you, Blanca.
551
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:22,855
I hope everything goes your way.
552
00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:25,816
Somebody needs a fucking win around here.
553
00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:29,361
Fuck that eye-hug bullshit.
I'm getting a real hug.
554
00:41:31,780 --> 00:41:33,574
Hey! Uh-uh.
555
00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:36,160
You're still in my house.
Let's go.
556
00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:46,879
Shitty remodel.
557
00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:51,967
Ugh. Look at this.
Open plan architecture is the worst.
558
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:53,219
Keep it moving.
559
00:41:54,428 --> 00:41:57,348
Hey, Clitvack.
We need more incoming forms.
560
00:41:57,431 --> 00:42:00,726
What did I tell you about calling me that?
That's not my fucking name, God damn it.
561
00:42:00,809 --> 00:42:03,062
All right, you don't have to be
a vagina about it.
562
00:42:03,145 --> 00:42:05,147
I'm being a dick, not a vagina.
563
00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:28,170
Oh, shit.
564
00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:32,299
You goin' somewhere?
565
00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:34,385
I got fired.
566
00:42:35,427 --> 00:42:38,264
Drugs fell out of a chicken's butt.
567
00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:39,723
For real?
568
00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:42,184
Like I could make this shit up.
569
00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:46,772
And you know what? I'm relieved.
570
00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:48,899
I am totally relieved.
571
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:53,445
'Cause this job is too fucking much.
572
00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:56,240
And...
573
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,910
those programs were never gonna work.
574
00:43:01,287 --> 00:43:03,205
Those women are never gonna catch a break.
575
00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:07,042
The system will always be what it is,
and there's not a damn thing I can do.
576
00:43:08,043 --> 00:43:11,171
Thank you, Tamika.
577
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:15,551
You really helped me, too.
578
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:21,599
-If I did, look, I'm really glad about it.
-Yeah.
579
00:43:21,682 --> 00:43:25,769
Especially since I'm gonna ask you
to do one last favor before you go.
580
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:32,026
You mind adding this person
to my call list?
581
00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,493
Okay.
582
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,581
Sure, I can do that.
583
00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:49,084
And you better put
your name on there, too.
584
00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:51,045
I'm gonna be checkin' up on your ass.
585
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,631
Seeing what you're gettin' yourself into.
586
00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:57,635
Hear how it's goin'
with that fine-ass man of yours.
587
00:43:57,718 --> 00:43:59,887
I mean, look, I ain't never met him,
588
00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:01,889
but I could feel the fire
through the phone.
589
00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:05,100
He is nice to come home to.
590
00:44:06,226 --> 00:44:07,227
And you...
591
00:44:08,979 --> 00:44:10,564
are nice to come to work with.
592
00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:15,194
There's a lot to be said
for knowin' someone from way back.
593
00:44:18,906 --> 00:44:20,491
You know you my girl.
594
00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:26,413
I need your meat fingers.
Honor the dead, people.
595
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:30,292
Thank you.
596
00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:33,962
And thank--
597
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:51,480
Yo, come on up, and be quiet.
598
00:44:52,564 --> 00:44:55,150
Gather round. We're starting.
599
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,321
You heard her. Shut up. We're startin'.
600
00:45:02,908 --> 00:45:04,827
Does everyone have a sweatshirt?
601
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,329
Yes? Good? Good.
602
00:45:07,913 --> 00:45:09,915
Okay. Everybody, put your hoods up.
603
00:45:12,501 --> 00:45:13,544
Put your hoods up!
604
00:45:17,589 --> 00:45:18,799
Good.
605
00:45:18,882 --> 00:45:22,261
And, now, please take a cup
of yellow drink and raise it up.
606
00:45:25,055 --> 00:45:30,060
This feels like a cult.
Are we literally gonna drink the Kool-Aid?
607
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:32,980
Well, I survived it the first time, so...
608
00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:38,569
- To Pennsatucky.
- Pennsatucky.
609
00:45:38,652 --> 00:45:39,778
Pennsatucky.
610
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,908
Um, so...
611
00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:48,036
I don't like to sing in public...
612
00:45:48,954 --> 00:45:49,997
at all.
613
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,959
But my friend P-Tuck liked
when I would sing in the bunk.
614
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:56,670
She said she liked my voice.
615
00:45:56,754 --> 00:46:00,007
So I want you all to close your eyes,
616
00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:03,260
so I can sing her favorite song
and not feel like you're all...
617
00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:05,596
watching me, you know? So...
618
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:07,639
Come on.
619
00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:10,768
I see eyes open.
620
00:46:11,685 --> 00:46:13,604
- People! Have some--
- Suzanne.
621
00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:15,439
Might I make a suggestion?
622
00:46:15,522 --> 00:46:19,151
Maybe instead of asking everyone
to close their eyes so they can't see you,
623
00:46:19,234 --> 00:46:21,528
you should close your eyes
so you can't see them.
624
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:24,656
I will do that.
625
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,826
That is a fine solution.
626
00:46:34,708 --> 00:46:35,751
Okay.
627
00:46:39,713 --> 00:46:40,964
Here we go.
628
00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:21,458
Hey, cabrona!
629
00:49:21,541 --> 00:49:23,627
Where you think you're goin'
without sayin' goodbye?
630
00:49:24,252 --> 00:49:25,879
I know you ain't gonna do me like that.
631
00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:34,388
-You gonna be okay in here?
-You kidding?
632
00:49:35,263 --> 00:49:36,515
Who doesn't love a guard fucker?
633
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:41,103
I'll be fine.
634
00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:46,817
Now, get the hell out of here,
and don't be a fool like me.
635
00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:50,529
I love you, mama.
636
00:49:53,532 --> 00:49:54,658
I love you, too.
637
00:50:06,628 --> 00:50:12,300
Gloria, I just wanna thank you
for fessin' up to the phone.
638
00:50:15,345 --> 00:50:16,930
I'm really glad you're still gettin' out.
639
00:50:17,806 --> 00:50:18,724
I got fuckin' lucky.
640
00:50:18,807 --> 00:50:21,435
Luschek finally did
something good in his life.
641
00:50:21,518 --> 00:50:23,687
But don't you be confused
as to why I did what I did.
642
00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:24,688
It wasn't for you.
643
00:50:29,234 --> 00:50:32,654
Oh, man, I'm gonna miss you.
644
00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:37,617
I left my shower caddy on your bunk.
645
00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:41,204
I'm gonna keep doing the work, Gloria.
646
00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:43,415
We helped people.
647
00:50:43,790 --> 00:50:46,251
Hey, listen to me.
You gotta put you first.
648
00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:48,837
Maritza would want me to be doin' this.
649
00:50:49,671 --> 00:50:52,049
Plus, I feel like I'm in a spy movie.
650
00:50:52,132 --> 00:50:54,301
And I got everyone saying "Clitvack."
651
00:50:56,762 --> 00:50:57,721
I'm in.
652
00:50:59,222 --> 00:51:02,768
Then you be careful, okay? You promise me.
653
00:51:03,727 --> 00:51:04,811
I promise.
654
00:51:10,692 --> 00:51:11,568
I gotta go now.
655
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:16,198
I know. I'm happy for you.
656
00:51:17,824 --> 00:51:19,159
I'm happy for me, too.
657
00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,419
Knock 'em dead, baby.
658
00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:38,929
Come on.
659
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:47,020
Come see my room.
It's a celebration of maximalism.
660
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:49,064
Oh, my God.
661
00:51:49,147 --> 00:51:53,235
Frieda Berlin, how can you live like this?
662
00:51:53,568 --> 00:51:56,279
-This is squalor.
-I like it.
663
00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:57,572
Keeps the people away.
664
00:51:57,656 --> 00:52:01,243
I don't think you should close that door.
We need air circulation.
665
00:52:05,872 --> 00:52:07,791
Can I trust you with a secret?
666
00:52:07,874 --> 00:52:10,585
I can't remember
a fucking thing these days.
667
00:52:10,669 --> 00:52:11,670
I think you're good.
668
00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:27,477
You can't be serious.
669
00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:30,605
What else I got to do? Keeps me amused.
670
00:52:31,606 --> 00:52:34,526
And the garbage keeps everyone away.
671
00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:37,904
Ridiculous,
but if it makes you happy, fine.
672
00:52:37,988 --> 00:52:41,491
Now, please open that door again.
My eyes are burning.
673
00:52:46,037 --> 00:52:48,415
You know, you remind me of someone.
674
00:52:49,583 --> 00:52:51,126
I can't quite place it.
675
00:52:53,461 --> 00:52:56,173
One of these days,
I'll put my finger on it.
676
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:00,385
Okay.
677
00:53:16,776 --> 00:53:18,778
-You look good.
-Yeah?
678
00:53:18,862 --> 00:53:21,907
I got one of those Peloton bikes.
Sometimes, I do the workouts.
679
00:53:21,990 --> 00:53:24,492
Sometimes, I just jerk off
to the hot instructors.
680
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,786
I consider that exercise.
681
00:53:28,538 --> 00:53:31,499
-It's good to see you.
-Yeah, well, it's hard to see you.
682
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,710
-What the fuck happened?
-What happened?
683
00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:38,089
I'm a mother and I'm Latina.
He messed with my kid. Boom.
684
00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:40,926
Yeah. Heard your
pasty white knight got fired.
685
00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,053
You got a plan B?
686
00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:47,307
'Cause I'm sitting on a big, fat pillow
right now and I need to lay it off.
687
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:48,975
I'm thinkin' about it.
688
00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:52,854
Meanwhile, Daya's got a connect
I don't know about
689
00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:55,357
and she's playin' Scarface around here.
690
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:58,735
And if I find out that you're her connect
and the two of you are screwing me,
691
00:53:58,818 --> 00:54:02,739
I will break out of here
and rip your balls off, you hear me?
692
00:54:02,822 --> 00:54:03,698
You don't know?
693
00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:06,409
-Know what?
-Oh, man...
694
00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:08,328
Just fuckin' tell me what you know, Cesar.
695
00:54:08,828 --> 00:54:11,248
-Her connect is Eva.
-Eva who?
696
00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:12,749
Eva, your daughter.
697
00:54:13,917 --> 00:54:17,003
She's the middle between
Daya and this guy, Armando.
698
00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:22,842
Are you fucking kidding me?
She dragged Eva into this?
699
00:54:24,302 --> 00:54:29,557
Listen to me. You gotta get to this guy
Armando and cut her off.
700
00:54:29,641 --> 00:54:31,017
I can't do that, Aleida.
701
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:33,645
But he's your competition.
Take him the fuck out.
702
00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:35,105
There's room for everybody.
703
00:54:36,690 --> 00:54:38,984
And this is my cousin's wife's brother.
704
00:54:39,317 --> 00:54:41,236
I am not fucking with that.
705
00:54:41,319 --> 00:54:44,447
-Which cousin?
-Louis. The one who went to art school.
706
00:54:44,531 --> 00:54:46,074
So why he ain't makin' art, then?
707
00:54:46,157 --> 00:54:50,036
He is. He's doin' mixed media sculpture.
708
00:54:51,162 --> 00:54:53,623
And this is Louis' brother-in-law.
709
00:54:54,624 --> 00:54:57,002
And they're makin' good money.
710
00:54:57,919 --> 00:54:59,671
Neither one of them is gonna cut it out.
711
00:55:00,588 --> 00:55:01,798
I can't have that.
712
00:55:04,801 --> 00:55:07,053
I can't have another one
fucked up like that.
713
00:55:08,471 --> 00:55:09,431
Uh-uh.
714
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:11,349
No.
715
00:55:16,229 --> 00:55:17,188
One...
716
00:55:17,897 --> 00:55:19,774
One second! Oh, God.
717
00:55:20,608 --> 00:55:21,526
Shit.
718
00:55:28,450 --> 00:55:29,284
Piper.
719
00:55:29,659 --> 00:55:30,952
I don't know what I'm doing here.
720
00:55:31,828 --> 00:55:35,290
Well, that makes two of us. Are you okay?
721
00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:37,083
I just started walking,
722
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:40,170
and it's like I have a homing instinct
from when I lived here.
723
00:55:41,629 --> 00:55:44,549
Also, I have to pee. Is Polly home?
724
00:55:44,924 --> 00:55:47,886
No, she's not. But come in.
We have a bathroom.
725
00:55:47,969 --> 00:55:50,638
-Well, you know that we have a bathroom.
-I do.
726
00:55:56,144 --> 00:55:57,103
Butterscotch?
727
00:55:57,896 --> 00:56:01,024
There's also starlight mint
and root beer barrel.
728
00:56:01,107 --> 00:56:03,068
She's working on soaps
inspired by the candy
729
00:56:03,151 --> 00:56:05,612
next to cash registers
in middle-tier restaurants.
730
00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,156
Wow. That's specific.
731
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:10,617
Yeah. That's my lady.
732
00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:13,787
I mean... well, that's what I mean.
733
00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:17,290
The room looks different.
734
00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:20,960
Yeah. Yeah, Polly redecorated.
735
00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:23,296
And then re-redecorated.
736
00:56:24,005 --> 00:56:26,341
Third time's the charm. Well, for now.
737
00:56:26,883 --> 00:56:30,053
It tends to happen when she's stressed,
and, you know, with the baby,
738
00:56:31,262 --> 00:56:33,348
I suspect a new couch
is coming any day now.
739
00:56:36,935 --> 00:56:37,894
Oh.
740
00:56:39,562 --> 00:56:42,232
Piper, you know-- you know I'm not...
I'm not good with the crying.
741
00:56:42,982 --> 00:56:44,776
Alex broke up with me.
742
00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:48,071
She said she wanted to set me free.
743
00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:52,200
I don't know what to do.
744
00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:56,746
Celebrate? Sorry. I'm sorry. Old scars.
745
00:56:58,039 --> 00:57:00,708
Here. Wipe your nose.
746
00:57:04,712 --> 00:57:07,257
This could have been my living room.
747
00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:11,052
These could have been my boogie wipes.
748
00:57:12,554 --> 00:57:13,513
No.
749
00:57:14,722 --> 00:57:16,266
No, Piper, they couldn't.
750
00:57:17,851 --> 00:57:20,186
Because you didn't actually
want to be with me.
751
00:57:20,812 --> 00:57:23,648
You wanted to be with Alex.
You always wanted to be with Alex.
752
00:57:23,731 --> 00:57:27,652
Larry... Larry, I wanted to be with you.
753
00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:30,905
But Alex...
754
00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:35,160
It's like, we met,
755
00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:38,079
and I grew another limb.
756
00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:42,709
And, like, she's a part of my body.
757
00:57:46,129 --> 00:57:47,839
And now she doesn't want to be with me.
758
00:57:49,048 --> 00:57:51,634
That's not what she said.
She said she wants to set you free.
759
00:57:53,011 --> 00:57:54,721
And I think that's really nice of her.
760
00:57:55,930 --> 00:57:58,016
Because I also think
she's a destructive piece of shit.
761
00:57:58,099 --> 00:58:01,060
Please do not say anything mean.
I know you all think she ruined my life.
762
00:58:01,144 --> 00:58:02,437
-But, please.
-No. Hold on.
763
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:03,771
I didn't say that, and...
764
00:58:05,815 --> 00:58:07,150
I don't think that.
765
00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:10,820
In fact, I think in a lot of ways,
she made your life.
766
00:58:11,696 --> 00:58:14,699
I think you were this cute blonde girl
from Connecticut,
767
00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:19,162
going to Smith, on your road.
768
00:58:20,288 --> 00:58:22,123
And you looked ahead and saw everything,
769
00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:24,375
your whole life
just laid out in front of you,
770
00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:26,961
this nice life, this normal life,
771
00:58:27,921 --> 00:58:32,050
and a part of you said, "Fuck that.
I want to be special."
772
00:58:33,718 --> 00:58:35,678
Alex was your ticket to special.
773
00:58:36,888 --> 00:58:38,806
You got to live this life of intrigue.
774
00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:41,559
You were above the law.
775
00:58:41,643 --> 00:58:44,938
And then you got scared
and you reverted back to your old path.
776
00:58:45,897 --> 00:58:48,733
That's me, right?
And our-- And our life together.
777
00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:53,404
And you saw this life
laid out in front of you,
778
00:58:53,488 --> 00:58:54,989
this nice life, this normal life,
779
00:58:55,073 --> 00:58:59,702
and this time you said, "Fuck it.
I'm tired. Let's do this."
780
00:59:01,162 --> 00:59:03,122
But I think that restless part of you,
781
00:59:04,332 --> 00:59:06,501
it just would have risen up
again at some point.
782
00:59:08,002 --> 00:59:11,548
So, lucky for all of us
that Alex named you,
783
00:59:12,423 --> 00:59:15,385
because now, once again, you're special.
784
00:59:15,468 --> 00:59:16,427
Jesus.
785
00:59:17,011 --> 00:59:20,557
When did you formulate this theory
about me and my life motivations?
786
00:59:21,057 --> 00:59:23,184
Been working on it for a little while now.
787
00:59:23,935 --> 00:59:26,646
Going over it in my head. Talked to two
different therapists about it.
788
00:59:26,729 --> 00:59:28,398
They both think
I've nailed you, by the way.
789
00:59:28,481 --> 00:59:30,149
I did not want to go to prison, Larry.
790
00:59:30,233 --> 00:59:31,734
-I'm sure.
-It was awful.
791
00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:32,819
I believe you.
792
00:59:33,653 --> 00:59:36,864
But I also think maybe this was
the best thing that ever happened to you,
793
00:59:37,824 --> 00:59:40,451
because now you can never be
nice and normal again.
794
00:59:41,536 --> 00:59:42,704
You're the ex-con...
795
00:59:43,871 --> 00:59:47,208
which, in our circles, is quite exotic.
796
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:49,377
We're not in the same circles.
797
00:59:49,460 --> 00:59:52,672
Because look-- Look at the choices
that you're making, Piper.
798
00:59:52,755 --> 00:59:55,341
That woman that we met the night
that we all went out to dinner?
799
00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:56,968
She's great.
800
00:59:58,344 --> 00:59:59,679
She's hot. She--
801
01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:01,889
She has a cool job.
802
01:00:02,307 --> 01:00:05,351
-She has an amazing apartment.
-She has an amazing apartment.
803
01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:07,437
She's on her way and she likes you.
804
01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:10,064
And all you can think about is Alex.
805
01:00:11,232 --> 01:00:12,609
Because I love Alex.
806
01:00:14,027 --> 01:00:16,404
Yeah, because you love Alex.
807
01:00:17,655 --> 01:00:19,198
But also because
808
01:00:20,366 --> 01:00:23,411
you love what being with Alex represents.
809
01:00:23,494 --> 01:00:24,787
Larry, stop.
810
01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:27,665
This is bullshit.
811
01:00:28,416 --> 01:00:30,335
You don't know me anymore.
812
01:00:30,418 --> 01:00:34,505
You may have known a version of me,
but you have no idea who I am now.
813
01:00:35,548 --> 01:00:37,550
This whole narrative you created?
814
01:00:39,385 --> 01:00:41,220
I am not that self-destructive.
815
01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:44,807
-Aren't you?
-No.
816
01:00:47,685 --> 01:00:49,103
I am heartbroken.
817
01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:53,691
And I do not know what to do.
818
01:00:59,614 --> 01:01:01,074
I might go to Northampton.
819
01:01:01,699 --> 01:01:04,077
-You wanna go back to school?
-No. Zelda's in Northampton.
820
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:06,996
-She asked me to come join her.
-Okay? Well, see? Great, there you go.
821
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,290
You've got choices.
You can go to Northampton
822
01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:12,877
-and see what that's all about.
-Or I might stay here and wait for Alex.
823
01:01:14,462 --> 01:01:15,505
Yeah.
824
01:01:16,547 --> 01:01:21,469
Of course, there's that, yeah.
I would probably put some money on that.
825
01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:25,890
You are working off an old version of me.
826
01:01:28,267 --> 01:01:31,187
Okay, then here's my advice.
827
01:01:33,106 --> 01:01:35,316
Go do what new Piper would do.
828
01:01:48,913 --> 01:01:52,792
Hey there, stretch.
Do you wanna play spit?
829
01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:55,128
I am strictly an Egyptian Rat Screw gal.
830
01:01:55,211 --> 01:01:57,672
I don't need to hear this
about your personal life.
831
01:01:59,757 --> 01:02:00,842
So, what's up?
832
01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:03,219
Did you come to reveal the truth
833
01:02:03,302 --> 01:02:05,513
that my great-grandmother
had an affair with a clown,
834
01:02:05,596 --> 01:02:08,099
thus explaining the hair
and my love of tiny cars?
835
01:02:08,182 --> 01:02:09,225
Well, yes.
836
01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:13,604
And his name was Tickles Goldberg
and he invented the rubber chicken.
837
01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:17,108
You've some giant red and yellow
shoes to fill, Nichols.
838
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:18,776
I knew it.
839
01:02:23,156 --> 01:02:27,118
I came to say goodbye.
I'm being transferred to Ohio.
840
01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:29,036
Ohio?
841
01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:32,832
Hey, what the fuck did you do
to deserve Ohio?
842
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:35,209
Something bad.
843
01:02:36,210 --> 01:02:38,921
Okay, well, you know,
I would love to hear the details,
844
01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:42,216
but, uh, something tells me
you're not gonna spill.
845
01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:44,343
I don't kiss and tell.
846
01:02:44,677 --> 01:02:47,221
So, there was kissing involved?
847
01:02:48,681 --> 01:02:50,558
You know what? This makes perfect sense.
848
01:02:50,641 --> 01:02:53,561
I mean, you're one of
the last people in my life here,
849
01:02:53,644 --> 01:02:57,774
so, of course the vengeful gods
just had to get rid of you.
850
01:03:00,318 --> 01:03:01,819
Hey, I'm sorry if it's my fault.
851
01:03:02,403 --> 01:03:04,864
No, I think the bad juju on this
is all me.
852
01:03:07,492 --> 01:03:09,243
How are you and blondie dealing with this?
853
01:03:11,245 --> 01:03:12,246
Separately.
854
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,833
Prison is just not as romantic
855
01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,503
as all those '70s exploitation movies
made it seem.
856
01:03:19,587 --> 01:03:20,671
I want my money back.
857
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:23,674
I want a lot of things back.
858
01:03:26,385 --> 01:03:27,595
So this is it, huh?
859
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:31,224
The band is broken up.
860
01:03:32,809 --> 01:03:35,019
Well, maybe one day
we'll do a reunion tour.
861
01:03:35,561 --> 01:03:36,979
Play all our greatest hits.
862
01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:37,897
Mmm.
863
01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:40,441
All the favorites, right?
864
01:03:41,108 --> 01:03:44,779
Yeah, "Squat and Cough," "Foot Fungus,"
865
01:03:45,196 --> 01:03:47,907
and of course, our number one hit,
866
01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:51,118
"Anything Can Be a Dildo
If You're Brave Enough," right?
867
01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:54,372
I mean, the fans are gonna just eat it up.
868
01:04:00,044 --> 01:04:01,379
Ohio.
869
01:04:17,895 --> 01:04:18,813
Thanks for meeting me.
870
01:04:23,276 --> 01:04:25,695
You want a soda or something?
I got this coupon.
871
01:04:25,778 --> 01:04:28,906
Monica has debate practice
in a half an hour, so...
872
01:04:29,073 --> 01:04:31,617
Oh. Yeah, you debatin' now, huh?
873
01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:35,288
I bet you good at it. That's from me.
874
01:04:36,247 --> 01:04:38,708
Always could argue like nobody's business.
875
01:04:40,209 --> 01:04:41,085
Why am I here?
876
01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:45,464
'Cause I made you.
877
01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:49,510
And I ain't ever been too good
at keepin' at something,
878
01:04:49,594 --> 01:04:53,890
but the woman who made me
taught me better than that.
879
01:04:55,683 --> 01:04:58,185
She showed me better than that.
880
01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:04,901
'Cause she kept after you
and she kept showin' up.
881
01:05:05,818 --> 01:05:07,111
And I wanna be like her.
882
01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:09,906
So I'm here.
883
01:05:10,781 --> 01:05:13,826
And I'm gonna be here
every Sunday at eleven o'clock.
884
01:05:14,410 --> 01:05:19,332
And I wanna tell you about
what I been doin' and thinkin'.
885
01:05:20,082 --> 01:05:21,626
And I want you to tell me stuff,
886
01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:25,046
or you can just sit there and act all mad.
887
01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:28,841
But I'm still gonna be here, Monica.
888
01:05:30,134 --> 01:05:32,136
And I'm gonna prove to you
that you can trust me.
889
01:05:32,219 --> 01:05:33,846
That the both of you can trust me.
890
01:05:34,263 --> 01:05:36,557
Every Sunday, eleven o'clock.
891
01:05:37,975 --> 01:05:39,018
Right here.
892
01:05:41,312 --> 01:05:42,480
You gonna show her?
893
01:05:43,397 --> 01:05:44,982
How you gonna show her?
894
01:05:45,399 --> 01:05:48,402
By sittin' in some fast food restaurant
every week?
895
01:05:55,284 --> 01:05:57,036
I wanna tell you about your dad.
896
01:06:00,998 --> 01:06:02,792
His name was Curtis.
897
01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:06,796
And I really, really liked him...
898
01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:09,966
but he had a girlfriend.
899
01:06:13,552 --> 01:06:15,304
And he chose her over me.
900
01:06:18,057 --> 01:06:19,475
But I chose you.
901
01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:30,403
Deacon?
902
01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:33,489
Deacon!
903
01:06:33,864 --> 01:06:36,242
-Yes, Judy.
-Have we got any more of those cookies?
904
01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:39,161
The ones that came in the basket
from that German publisher.
905
01:06:39,245 --> 01:06:40,621
They look like little cigars.
906
01:06:40,705 --> 01:06:43,374
They're filled with some kind
of hazelnut chocolaty something?
907
01:06:43,457 --> 01:06:45,292
-Choco Heim.
-What?
908
01:06:45,376 --> 01:06:46,669
They're called Choco Heim.
909
01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:50,006
Well, that is a silly name.
I would like three, please.
910
01:06:50,089 --> 01:06:51,132
I'll be right back.
911
01:06:51,757 --> 01:06:56,053
Oh, honey, I do so love
watchin' you walk away.
912
01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:57,805
That's harassment.
913
01:06:57,888 --> 01:06:59,932
Oh, you love it.
914
01:07:06,689 --> 01:07:07,857
Deacon?
915
01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:11,360
Deacon, the phone is... Oh, God damn it.
916
01:07:14,113 --> 01:07:16,657
Hello. An inmatefrom Litchfield Correctional Facility
917
01:07:16,741 --> 01:07:18,951
is trying to contact you. Do you accept?
918
01:07:19,535 --> 01:07:22,163
Uh, fine, I accept.
919
01:07:25,916 --> 01:07:26,917
Hello?
920
01:07:27,001 --> 01:07:28,044
Judy King?
921
01:07:28,711 --> 01:07:31,547
Oh, my God, yo, I can't believe
you picked up.
922
01:07:31,630 --> 01:07:33,883
I've been calling every day and some dick
kept telling me you was out
923
01:07:33,966 --> 01:07:35,760
and I knew you wasn't, so I kept saying,
924
01:07:35,843 --> 01:07:38,971
"Yo, you got to put me through
because this is Tasha Jefferson
925
01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:40,806
and we had a mutual friend in common,
926
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,266
-Poussey Washington."
-Poussey.
927
01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:43,851
"And I know she'd wanna talk to me,
928
01:07:43,934 --> 01:07:47,605
because I'm starting a fund
in Poussey's name
929
01:07:47,688 --> 01:07:51,358
that would give microloans
to ex-felons after they've been released,
930
01:07:51,442 --> 01:07:53,861
and with her whole book
coming out and all,
931
01:07:53,944 --> 01:07:56,489
I thought it could be
a great altruistic tie-in
932
01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:57,865
if she wanted to get involved."
933
01:07:57,948 --> 01:08:00,534
- If you wanted to get involved.
934
01:08:00,618 --> 01:08:03,287
I'm talkin' fast 'cause I don't have
that much money left on my phone account
935
01:08:03,370 --> 01:08:05,956
'cause of all the calls
I've been making to you every day. But...
936
01:08:06,582 --> 01:08:08,793
Hello? Are you there?
937
01:08:09,585 --> 01:08:11,629
I'm listening. Now, how would it work?
938
01:08:11,712 --> 01:08:14,048
Well, I got a whole plan, see?
939
01:08:14,131 --> 01:08:16,592
And it all starts with people learnin'
how to handle they money.
940
01:08:16,675 --> 01:08:18,511
'Cause if you don't understand
your financials,
941
01:08:18,594 --> 01:08:20,221
you headed straight into trouble.
942
01:08:20,304 --> 01:08:22,056
You do realize
you're speaking with someone
943
01:08:22,139 --> 01:08:23,724
who went to prison for tax evasion?
944
01:08:23,808 --> 01:08:27,228
Oh, shit. Yo, that's right.
945
01:08:27,311 --> 01:08:28,354
Uh, yeah.
946
01:08:28,437 --> 01:08:30,397
So you already know
what I'm talking about.
947
01:08:30,481 --> 01:08:32,691
I knew I was calling the right person.
948
01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:36,946
Yo, by the way,
your book is blowing up in here.
949
01:08:37,029 --> 01:08:39,615
-Yo, everybody's reading it.
-Well, are they liking it?
950
01:08:39,698 --> 01:08:41,075
Is grass green?
951
01:08:41,158 --> 01:08:43,994
Oh, well, I'll be.
What parts do they like best?
952
01:08:44,703 --> 01:08:45,996
Girl, the dirty parts.
953
01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:49,250
Well, well, well.
954
01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:56,090
Hello, pretty.
955
01:08:56,173 --> 01:08:57,258
Hey, Red.
956
01:09:00,302 --> 01:09:03,889
Yeah. I'm writin' to my baby.
957
01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:09,145
The father's keepin' him away from me,
so I write him every day,
958
01:09:09,228 --> 01:09:11,605
and I'm saving 'em up
so when we're together again,
959
01:09:11,689 --> 01:09:13,440
he can hear about what I was doing
960
01:09:13,524 --> 01:09:15,651
and know that I was always
thinkin' of him.
961
01:09:16,485 --> 01:09:18,696
May I? Aw, how sweet.
962
01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:24,869
I don't quite get
what you're saying,
963
01:09:24,952 --> 01:09:27,371
but I know you're sympathetic to my cause.
964
01:09:28,497 --> 01:09:31,667
Because us mothers,
we have to stick together, right?
965
01:09:32,835 --> 01:09:34,044
It's about character.
966
01:09:35,421 --> 01:09:38,883
It's about who shows up for you
and who you show up for.
967
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:43,596
When you're young, you learn this.
When you have children, you teach this.
968
01:09:43,679 --> 01:09:46,432
When you're old, you hope you remember.
969
01:09:48,058 --> 01:09:52,104
My little one is teething
and I hear if you rub rum into their gums,
970
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,607
it helps with the pain
and they sleep better.
971
01:09:54,899 --> 01:09:56,734
Frozen wash cloth. You wet it,
972
01:09:56,817 --> 01:09:59,236
put it in the freezer and then
you let them chew on it.
973
01:09:59,320 --> 01:10:00,821
The cold is soothing.
974
01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:03,866
Frozen wash cloth. That's a good tip.
975
01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:09,663
I was supposed to see my grandson.
976
01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:12,666
That's so sweet. Is he teething, too?
977
01:10:13,125 --> 01:10:15,628
I don't know. I didn't see him.
978
01:10:17,463 --> 01:10:18,923
Something happened.
979
01:10:29,099 --> 01:10:30,017
Frieda.
980
01:10:30,601 --> 01:10:33,437
Oh, no, she doesn't have no kids.
She's not in our club.
981
01:10:33,854 --> 01:10:36,941
I remember. I remember.
982
01:10:37,900 --> 01:10:39,401
I remember!
983
01:10:45,157 --> 01:10:49,036
No, thanks. I'm gonna
wait it out till you lose your mind again.
984
01:10:50,120 --> 01:10:53,123
And then maybe we'll play
a few hands of gin.
985
01:10:53,207 --> 01:10:55,167
-I'll kill you!
-That's enough, Red.
986
01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:57,920
Back it up. Back it up!
987
01:10:58,003 --> 01:10:59,129
Kill her!
988
01:11:00,673 --> 01:11:01,882
Back it up!
989
01:11:02,508 --> 01:11:03,425
What's going on?
990
01:11:04,301 --> 01:11:06,303
She didn't get to see her grandson.
991
01:11:06,387 --> 01:11:07,221
Oh.
992
01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:10,766
Or maybe she did
and they made her forget.
993
01:11:17,147 --> 01:11:18,315
Look.
994
01:11:18,399 --> 01:11:21,860
You wanna go talk to her alone,
now's your shot. Go.
995
01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:24,280
Can you also get me a glass of water
while you're up?
996
01:11:24,363 --> 01:11:27,741
Sure. 'Cause that's what
I'm thinkin' about right now. Your thirst.
997
01:11:32,830 --> 01:11:35,874
Your little sister? Really?
998
01:11:37,751 --> 01:11:39,086
It's the family business, right?
999
01:11:39,169 --> 01:11:42,589
It's something you do
so your kids don't have to.
1000
01:11:42,673 --> 01:11:45,884
I don't have to.
I want to, and so does Eva.
1001
01:11:46,635 --> 01:11:49,847
She's gonna make so much money
so she can get her own place,
1002
01:11:49,930 --> 01:11:51,390
move all the kids in with her
1003
01:11:51,473 --> 01:11:54,435
so they don't have to live
with your loser-ass boyfriend,
1004
01:11:54,935 --> 01:11:56,812
who don't even got a job now.
1005
01:11:57,813 --> 01:11:59,023
She's a kid, Daya.
1006
01:11:59,815 --> 01:12:01,692
You're gonna wreck her fucking life.
1007
01:12:02,151 --> 01:12:03,819
-Like you wrecked mine?
-Fine.
1008
01:12:06,071 --> 01:12:07,448
Don't be like me.
1009
01:12:07,906 --> 01:12:09,074
I'm not like you.
1010
01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:11,076
I'm in charge.
1011
01:12:12,578 --> 01:12:13,704
What happened to you?
1012
01:12:14,997 --> 01:12:16,081
You used to be sweet.
1013
01:12:17,082 --> 01:12:19,376
Drawing and talking about boring shit.
1014
01:12:20,794 --> 01:12:25,090
Who's this evil junkie?
I-- I don't even recognize you.
1015
01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:29,261
You know what it's like to kill somebody?
1016
01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:33,098
Nah, didn't think so.
1017
01:12:33,766 --> 01:12:36,518
Get in line. Leave the family stuff to me,
1018
01:12:36,602 --> 01:12:38,520
'cause Eva's gonna do
whatever I tell her to do,
1019
01:12:38,604 --> 01:12:40,397
and we maybe even bringing Lucy in.
1020
01:12:41,774 --> 01:12:43,567
Who else can I trust but family, right?
1021
01:12:52,493 --> 01:12:55,662
Maybe I'll know what it's like now.
1022
01:13:24,108 --> 01:13:25,234
Follow, follow.
1023
01:13:25,317 --> 01:13:27,736
Follow, keep walking. Follow, follow.
Get up.
1024
01:13:29,071 --> 01:13:30,864
Get up. Come on. We can't wait for you.
1025
01:13:30,948 --> 01:13:32,783
I think something is broken.
1026
01:13:34,701 --> 01:13:36,120
Your ankle?
1027
01:13:39,706 --> 01:13:41,208
Get up. Get up.
1028
01:13:41,291 --> 01:13:43,460
Let me see if you can step on it.
Step on it.
1029
01:13:43,544 --> 01:13:44,503
Okay.
1030
01:13:53,345 --> 01:13:54,596
Thank you so much.
1031
01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:56,890
Oh dear God, bless you.
1032
01:13:56,974 --> 01:13:57,975
Thank you.
1033
01:14:11,447 --> 01:14:12,281
Here.
1034
01:14:14,741 --> 01:14:16,160
I leave you here. I'm sorry.
1035
01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:17,536
Please.
1036
01:14:17,619 --> 01:14:18,829
Please! Help me!
1037
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:21,165
My babies are on the other side.
1038
01:14:21,248 --> 01:14:22,374
I have to make it.
1039
01:14:22,458 --> 01:14:25,544
I understand, but I have to get all these
other people out of the desert.
1040
01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:27,796
Listen, I'll try to come back for you.
1041
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:29,590
But right now I can't wait. Okay?
I have to go.
1042
01:14:30,507 --> 01:14:31,341
Please!
1043
01:14:33,427 --> 01:14:34,970
Don't leave me here!
1044
01:14:36,638 --> 01:14:37,723
Please!
1045
01:14:49,985 --> 01:14:51,987
No!
1046
01:14:58,285 --> 01:14:59,453
No!
1047
01:15:35,405 --> 01:15:36,615
I want a boy.
1048
01:15:37,282 --> 01:15:39,660
Boys always love their mothers best.
1049
01:15:40,619 --> 01:15:44,873
I'm fine with that. And a little one.
No older than two.
1050
01:15:44,957 --> 01:15:47,876
It's important to get in there early.
Teach him the right things.
1051
01:15:47,960 --> 01:15:50,170
Like how not to sexually harass women?
1052
01:15:52,256 --> 01:15:53,465
What if he's gay?
1053
01:15:54,174 --> 01:15:57,386
We gotta teach him
to not sexually harass men, too.
1054
01:15:58,178 --> 01:16:00,847
Then we gotta teach him
not to harass the nonbinary.
1055
01:16:00,931 --> 01:16:04,309
If he, in fact,
wants to be referred to as "him."
1056
01:16:05,477 --> 01:16:07,145
We may get a "they."
1057
01:16:08,063 --> 01:16:09,106
I want a boy.
1058
01:16:10,148 --> 01:16:11,233
So do I.
1059
01:16:12,776 --> 01:16:15,153
I'm Vanessa! I like your dress.
1060
01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:18,490
Wanna hear me sing?
1061
01:16:20,117 --> 01:16:21,577
-Sure. Yeah.
-Please.
1062
01:16:57,404 --> 01:16:59,948
I never prepared them
for life on the outside.
1063
01:17:01,908 --> 01:17:03,493
Of course they turned to drugs.
1064
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:58,382
Make magic with these spuds.
1065
01:18:00,634 --> 01:18:02,427
Day three of detox is rough.
1066
01:18:06,598 --> 01:18:09,309
Here's a bucket. Just get it out.
We'll keep going.
1067
01:18:09,393 --> 01:18:11,853
Lots to do. So barf-barf, chop-chop.
1068
01:18:12,979 --> 01:18:14,439
You're gonna be okay.
1069
01:18:17,901 --> 01:18:21,571
I'll try. I can't promise
you anything, okay? But I'll try.
1070
01:18:28,036 --> 01:18:29,496
No promises, okay?
1071
01:18:40,215 --> 01:18:41,091
One more.
1072
01:18:41,174 --> 01:18:43,552
Ah.
1073
01:18:47,639 --> 01:18:52,519
Oh, wow, that's beautiful. Good job.
I think you got it.
1074
01:18:52,602 --> 01:18:53,645
Good job.
1075
01:19:11,121 --> 01:19:14,332
My donkey, my donkey
1076
01:19:14,416 --> 01:19:16,710
has a sore throat,
1077
01:19:17,878 --> 01:19:19,880
...the doctor gave him
1078
01:19:20,005 --> 01:19:22,299
a white scarf!
1079
01:19:26,219 --> 01:19:29,097
New Maria,
you read the next part.
1080
01:19:29,431 --> 01:19:30,474
Put some feeling behind it,
1081
01:19:30,557 --> 01:19:33,351
because you gotta keep her interested
when you read to her at home.
1082
01:19:33,435 --> 01:19:35,979
-And you better be reading to her.
-I will.
1083
01:19:37,105 --> 01:19:38,398
Okay, go ahead, then.
1084
01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:44,279
My donkey, my donkey
has a heartache,
1085
01:19:44,362 --> 01:19:46,364
the doctor gave him
1086
01:19:46,448 --> 01:19:48,408
lemon drops!
1087
01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:49,785
Lemon.
1088
01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:51,912
Lemon drops.
1089
01:19:59,878 --> 01:20:01,004
I gotta take a dump.
1090
01:20:01,797 --> 01:20:04,591
Here. In case you run out of toilet paper.
1091
01:20:04,674 --> 01:20:06,343
-Yeah.
-There you go.
1092
01:20:09,763 --> 01:20:12,098
Hey, Jones, what does Judy King
look like naked?
1093
01:20:12,891 --> 01:20:14,893
I don't care to talk about it.
1094
01:20:17,604 --> 01:20:18,605
Come sit with us.
1095
01:20:19,022 --> 01:20:21,358
We gotta be the refugee camp for noobs?
1096
01:20:25,237 --> 01:20:28,365
I know how hard
it can be in the beginning.
1097
01:20:31,117 --> 01:20:35,455
You really have to think
of your time here as a mandala.
1098
01:20:37,249 --> 01:20:39,209
You know what a mandala is, honey?
1099
01:20:42,754 --> 01:20:45,507
So, there are five different
love languages,
1100
01:20:45,590 --> 01:20:47,634
but I don't really know what they are.
1101
01:20:49,886 --> 01:20:52,848
God damn it, Ang!
It's too cold for this shit.
1102
01:20:52,931 --> 01:20:55,600
What? It's funny.
Plus, you got great legs.
1103
01:20:56,309 --> 01:20:57,936
-You think so?
-Oh, yeah.
1104
01:20:58,019 --> 01:20:59,604
You have, like, Taylor Swift legs,
1105
01:20:59,688 --> 01:21:02,566
except shorter and paler,
and not attached to Taylor Swift.
1106
01:21:03,608 --> 01:21:05,277
Oh, thanks, Ang.
1107
01:21:11,241 --> 01:21:12,158
Ready?
1108
01:21:12,242 --> 01:21:14,244
Wait, I need the hand to go to 12.
1109
01:21:15,245 --> 01:21:19,332
Okay, ready and go.
1110
01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:20,876
All right!
1111
01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:24,045
Hey! Asia girl. Wait up.
1112
01:21:25,088 --> 01:21:27,090
You gotta stop calling me that.
1113
01:21:27,173 --> 01:21:30,677
I know. I'm working on it, I swear.
I'm reading Rising Out of Hatred.
1114
01:21:32,387 --> 01:21:35,724
So, I wrote you a haiku.
1115
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:39,519
That's a Jap... anese type of poem.
1116
01:21:40,312 --> 01:21:41,479
I know.
1117
01:21:46,109 --> 01:21:50,238
"I think I like you
In fact, I know I like you.
1118
01:21:51,740 --> 01:21:53,033
I'm vulnerable."
1119
01:21:57,037 --> 01:21:58,455
I can appreciate that.
1120
01:22:02,792 --> 01:22:04,210
Thanks.
1121
01:22:05,545 --> 01:22:06,588
Congratulations.
1122
01:22:08,798 --> 01:22:10,133
I can't believe it.
1123
01:22:12,052 --> 01:22:13,303
I'm a free woman.
1124
01:22:15,722 --> 01:22:17,766
Patricia, thank you so much
for everything.
1125
01:22:18,808 --> 01:22:20,393
A free woman with a green card.
1126
01:22:20,477 --> 01:22:23,438
So go enjoy your life, Ms. Flores.
Good luck.
1127
01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:48,630
I can't believe you're here.
1128
01:22:48,713 --> 01:22:50,423
Why would you come
to the murder capital
1129
01:22:50,507 --> 01:22:52,092
of the world to live in a shack?
1130
01:22:52,175 --> 01:22:53,677
It's crazy!
1131
01:22:54,302 --> 01:22:56,638
You're here. So I'm here too, baby.
1132
01:22:59,015 --> 01:23:00,433
Let's get out of this
ugly airport
1133
01:23:00,517 --> 01:23:02,560
so you can throw a dick
in me at your love shack.
1134
01:23:02,644 --> 01:23:06,439
Mmm. Any dick or mine specifically?
1135
01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:09,234
Take these.
1136
01:23:10,110 --> 01:23:11,319
Come here.
1137
01:23:12,654 --> 01:23:15,281
I hope you brought money
to bribe the gangs.
1138
01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:09,127
Oh, you got it. Hit hard, yeah.
1139
01:24:10,170 --> 01:24:12,338
Yeah. Yeah, harder. Harder.
1140
01:24:15,300 --> 01:24:17,844
Since y'all are getting out
in the next few months,
1141
01:24:17,927 --> 01:24:20,555
y'all are gonna be
the first microloans recipients
1142
01:24:20,638 --> 01:24:23,058
from the Poussey Washington Fund!
1143
01:24:23,391 --> 01:24:25,393
Yes! That's what I'm talking about.
1144
01:24:25,477 --> 01:24:29,522
Okay, listen, I can't have y'all
gettin' out and fuckin' it up.
1145
01:24:29,606 --> 01:24:31,357
You gonna ruin it for everybody.
1146
01:24:31,441 --> 01:24:35,361
So, you are going to learn
how to handle your finances.
1147
01:24:35,445 --> 01:24:38,656
This is financial literacy,
1148
01:24:38,740 --> 01:24:42,077
and this is gonna help you
get off the poverty bus.
1149
01:24:42,535 --> 01:24:43,995
Or at least get you enough money
1150
01:24:44,079 --> 01:24:46,539
so that you ain't gotta do
illegal shit no more, okay?
1151
01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:53,213
I've always loved getting clean.
1152
01:24:57,175 --> 01:24:59,010
But now, when I say clean,
1153
01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:03,681
I'm not talking aboutbaths and showers anymore.
1154
01:25:05,850 --> 01:25:08,269
I'm talking about a clean sweep.
1155
01:25:15,652 --> 01:25:16,986
Clean living.
1156
01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:30,250
A clean conscience.
1157
01:25:36,464 --> 01:25:38,216
And a clean slate.
1158
01:26:00,572 --> 01:26:02,157
So, this is it.
1159
01:26:05,326 --> 01:26:07,328
The band is just broken up.
1160
01:26:11,207 --> 01:26:12,458
Bye.
1161
01:26:15,086 --> 01:26:17,297
Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers.
1162
01:26:19,382 --> 01:26:21,384
Love you guys!
1163
01:26:22,260 --> 01:26:24,762
- Namaste.
1164
01:26:41,487 --> 01:26:43,573
Got "Squat and Cough."
1165
01:26:44,908 --> 01:26:46,951
Uh, "Foot Fungus,"
1166
01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:52,332
and, of course, our number one
most major international hit single...
1167
01:26:57,212 --> 01:26:59,714
"Anything Can Be a Dildo
If You're Brave Enough."
1168
01:27:00,715 --> 01:27:03,885
From my heart. You changed my life.
1169
01:27:23,988 --> 01:27:26,616
Yeah. Those fans
are really gonna eat it up.
1170
01:27:26,699 --> 01:27:28,743
- Yeah.
- Very sick people.
1171
01:27:29,535 --> 01:27:31,162
Wow.
1172
01:27:32,372 --> 01:27:33,331
Cut!
1173
01:27:36,042 --> 01:27:37,168
Thank you.
1174
01:27:37,835 --> 01:27:39,295
To my people.
1175
01:27:47,428 --> 01:27:48,554
Everything ends.
1176
01:28:01,985 --> 01:28:04,612
I'm currently unemployed.
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