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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Come on, already. Do something.
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What the hell is this?
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What happened? Did I miss it?
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Miss what?
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Oh, the illegal cage match
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that you orchestrated
between two mortal enemies?
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Relax. Nothing happened anyway.
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It's not about outcome,
Ginger. It's about cheating.
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Oh.
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Yeah? Well, then you
should have thought of that
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before all you guys got together to
unload the two biggest duds on me.
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You have two seconds to let them out
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before I have you banned
from Fantasy Inmate for life.
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Shame there's no points for
unlikely animal friendships,
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'cause I'm pretty sure the old bird
and the old bat kissed and made up.
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I am going to kill that bitch.
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My sister thought we made a truce.
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Dumb cunt.
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I'm gonna take out Barb
and her whole block.
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I would have done it right there,
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but that guard was all
over us the whole time.
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Never looked away once, like
some perv at a peep show.
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You know, I think it's
better this way, anyways.
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Play it cool, take our
time, plan it right.
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When Barb's least
expecting it, we pounce.
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Like a middle-aged mogul
on a college intern.
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So we're gonna take out our
dicks and jerk off on 'em?
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This is not a joke, Badison.
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This... is...
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War.
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Mmm, I like this piece
of dark chocolate.
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Definitely a yes.
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So, how many COs do you need for
this little video of yours anyway?
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This little video is a key part
of our corporate rebranding.
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Oh, I'll want to shoot
some of our inmates too.
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Sorry, we don't do that anymore.
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Cute. I'll, of course,
want to audition them first,
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in case they come off as serial killers.
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Actually, you want the serial killers.
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Sociopaths tend to
be really good actors.
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Just give me some of your better
inmates in an assortment of colors.
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One Benetton ad coming up.
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I used to love their
sweaters in high school.
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Speaking of fashion, the
COs will be wearing these.
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Seriously, this is how you
plan to fix MCC's PR crisis?
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With branded dickhead caps?
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MCC does not exist
anymore. We are PolyCon now.
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So, you shoot a video,
slap on a new name
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and no one remembers your
shoddy workforce started a riot?
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It's so much more than that.
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I've been working on our
vertical integration for months.
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And thanks to PolyCon's
new PQ tracking software,
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I've already increased
our profit margins by 12%.
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Prisoner quotient score.
Read your emails, Natalie.
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You were supposed to input PQs
for all of your inmates weeks ago.
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It's a work in progress,
minding my p's and q's.
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Well, it better be.
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Because we're making
big changes around here.
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I need your entire prison population
ranked and on my desk in 36 hours.
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How'd I think I could
get into business school
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when all of my accomplishments
are full-on felonies?
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What? I'm being ridiculous,
I know. I'm being ridiculous.
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- Piper.
- What? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
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What's going on with you?
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Nothing. Would you
believe me if I said that?
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No, I would not. Explain your weirdness.
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Badison's trying to steal my date.
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At first, I thought that
she was all talk, but...
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this happened.
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- Is that...
- Heroin? Yes.
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Okay, that's heroin and
that is your hiding spot?
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I'm going to fucking kill her.
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No. See? This is why I
didn't want to tell you.
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Because I knew you'd wanna help.
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- Piper...
- I can handle this.
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It's under control. I have a plan.
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Better than your current plan
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of hiding a baggie of
heroin under your leg?
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I'm going to go to a friendly CO.
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I'm gonna explain the
situation, turn over the drugs
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and ask for them to put me in
Ad Seg for my own protection.
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Or you can flush the fucking
baggie and be rid of it.
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Oh, Badison's a textbook bully.
That's how she stays in power.
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Well, it's definitely not
her winning personality.
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This baggie is the only proof I
have of what Badison is doing to me.
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And I think she took my toothbrush
and shoved it up her ass.
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Piper, I love you, but
you're really bad at plans.
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You're gonna show
this to some magical CO
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and he'll believe you?
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You're in the wrong cell, Vause.
That's a shot for each of you.
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Oh, look, Piper, another
friendly CO doing his job.
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- Is it done?
- What?
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What else? Frieda.
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Nah, it didn't work out.
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We can't waste time
worrying about her right now.
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We got bigger fish to fry.
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Frieda's not a fish.
She's our white whale.
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She could stand to lose a few,
but I wouldn't go that far.
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You are the poster child
for American ignorance.
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And you're an old cunt
who needs to piss off.
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Carol, please, we have to talk.
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Preferably someplace not in earshot
of Whitey Bulger's love child.
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Dang it, woman, you got
borscht on the brain?
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Frieda's yesterday's news.
We're planning a war here.
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Barb, welcome back.
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Sit down, Nicky. Sit down.
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- We got something important to tell you.
- Uh-oh.
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Important either means
you're gay, getting divorced,
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or the dog is dead.
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Unless this one's coming out as
straight. I'd recommend a new haircut.
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We are going to war with C-Block.
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Oh. Uh, that seems awfully extreme.
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Anyone think of trying diplomacy?
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There have been too many
fuckups lately. Too many.
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We've let ourselves get sloppy and weak.
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Those Cunt-Blocks need
to know who's boss.
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And you three gals are my troop
leaders on the front lines.
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Sure hope nobody's got flat feet.
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I have high arches and the
reflexes of a feral cat.
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That's terrifying.
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Can we just focus up here, ladies?
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I need you three to go out there
and recruit me some more soldiers.
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Stronger and meaner
they are, the better.
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Some people think that brains
are more important than brawn.
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Not after they get their
heads staved in with a shovel.
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Then they aren't saying shit.
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Whatever we can use
in a fight, we want it.
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And please, don't skip
over the new girls.
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We gotta give those cookies a
chance to earn their stripes.
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Ain't that right, Nicky?
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There you are.
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Uh... my shift doesn't start
for another ten minutes.
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Follow me. We need to talk.
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We've got a problem, or
more accurately, you do.
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Whatever's in there isn't mine.
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Is now. They're inmate files and
there are six more boxes of them.
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Apparently PolyCon wants them
entered into this new computer system,
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so they can generate some kind of
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master list with everyone's rank on it.
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Kind of like high school,
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except no one goes to
Dartmouth when it's done.
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How am I supposed to rank them?
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You're just the data entry monkey.
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The algorithm does the work.
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Calculating good behavior,
severity of crime,
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whether an inmate picks her nose
or not. All relevant bullshit.
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That's great!
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I'll send some guys down to
grab the rest of the boxes.
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Shit, if knew you'd be so
excited about data entry,
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I would've had you
do my Christmas cards.
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I said, amen. D-Block kickball's here.
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There must be some
Jesus in the atmosphere.
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- Yo!
- I said, amen.
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- Listen! Can you give it a rest? Please!
- D-Block kickball's here...
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I can't concentrate with the yelling.
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Maybe if you'd let the
Lord back into your heart,
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you'd have an easier time focusing.
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Maybe if you shut the fuck up I
won't cut your ass off the team.
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Let's just say a silent
prayer for our sister, Maria.
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Yeah, go for it, I'm sure Jesus
is real invested in our kickball.
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Like he ain't got nothing else to do.
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Oh, Christ! Fuck!
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Huh.
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All right, inmates. That's
it, practice is done for today.
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- We just got here.
- Can't you get another ball?
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You heard me. Everyone
back to your blocks.
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- That's not fair.
- It's our time to be outside.
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Settle down. Everyone settle down.
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Everyone settle down!
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This is our time to
be exercising outside.
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Everyone on the ground now!
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That's some bullshit.
We didn't do nothing.
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Shut the fuck up! All of
you, shut your fucking mouths!
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Hey, hey. Shit, McCullough. Somebody
needs to take a chillaxative.
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We should talk later.
Maybe I can help you
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with some of that excess energy.
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Let's go, inmates!
Back to your cages. Now!
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What's that, inmate?
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For those of you who are interested,
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tryouts for the corporate video
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are starting now in
the multipurpose room.
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Sorry. I'm not cutting...
I'm not gonna go in.
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Hey, hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
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Relax, Chapman, I'm sure
you're gonna make the cut.
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They're short on white girls.
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Great job, Arwin. Thank you! You too!
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It's not about the video. It's Badison.
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She keeps doing things to me
to try to give me extra time.
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I know the only reason I can come to you
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is because people like me
get a pass from authorities,
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which is on the one hand horrifying,
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but on the other... maybe
will work in my favor.
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At least I hope it does because...
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I need you to transfer me
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to Ad Seg so Badison
can't steal my date.
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If I were you, I'd stop living in fear
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and start running towards the problem.
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Spend more time with Badison.
Really get to know her.
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Maybe she's not as bad as you think.
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It's like Dr. Phil says,
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"Enemies are friends you
just haven't hugged yet."
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What do you think you're doing?
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My pedicure place was all booked, so...
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I'm talking about you
stealing Piper's date.
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You think I want that
bitch in here longer?
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You know she makes chewing
sounds in her sleep?
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I guess you do know
that. Maybe you like that.
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Oh, shut up, Badison.
I'm not fucking around.
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Oh.
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Chapman must have a USDA prime-cut puss
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at the rate you're willing to
step in front of bullets for her.
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Look at you...
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trying to My Fair Lady yourself
for her with higher education.
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It beats a lifetime career
as a second-rate thug.
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"Second-rate"?
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Tell that to the girls I got
sitting in the SHU right now.
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Or the two I got transferred to
that piss-hole down in Kentucky.
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And last year, there was this chick...
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I don't care about your r�sum�.
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I am asking you, as a human
being, to leave Piper alone.
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Problem is, your girlfriend mouthed
off to me in front of my crew.
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And if I let her get away with it,
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the whole system starts to fall apart.
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Like District 12 in Hunger Games.
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I get it. You have to
reestablish dominance.
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Maybe there's some other lesson
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you can glean from a
Jennifer Lawrence film
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that doesn't involve
Piper getting extra time.
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Yeah, I could. Yeah, but...
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I... don't... like her.
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However, I might be willing
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to call off Piper's very
unfortunate incident report
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if you agree to start working for me.
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That's never gonna happen.
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What's the matter? You don't
wanna work for the big boss?
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Oh, please. Carol's the big
boss. You're a fucking child.
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Well, I guess you two
will have a few more years
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00:15:46,971 --> 00:15:49,807
to lez it up together in Château Max.
240
00:15:49,891 --> 00:15:51,934
Which, in a way, is like
I'm doing you a favor.
241
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:53,811
If I learned anything
from Katniss and Peeta,
242
00:15:53,895 --> 00:15:56,731
that long-distance
relationship shit sucks.
243
00:15:56,814 --> 00:15:58,816
Watch another movie, Badison.
244
00:16:02,487 --> 00:16:06,115
PolyCon doesn't care about people.
245
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,410
Sorry, my bad. Give me a sec.
246
00:16:13,122 --> 00:16:17,001
PolyCon doesn't just care about people.
247
00:16:17,085 --> 00:16:19,670
People are their bottom line.
248
00:16:22,632 --> 00:16:23,841
"Bottom."
249
00:16:23,925 --> 00:16:29,097
With a world-class staff and
over 100 educational programs...
250
00:16:29,847 --> 00:16:32,392
I'm sorry, are they calling
the book cart I push around
251
00:16:32,475 --> 00:16:35,686
100 educational programs?
'Cause I haven't seen shit.
252
00:16:35,770 --> 00:16:40,108
Before serving time, I
thought I didn't have a future.
253
00:16:40,191 --> 00:16:42,068
Now I know when I get out...
254
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:47,907
Oh. Who am I kidding? I know I have
no future. I barely have a present.
255
00:16:47,990 --> 00:16:51,577
Now I know when I get
out, I'm staying out.
256
00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:54,622
"PolyCon is reducing...
257
00:16:55,289 --> 00:16:56,749
reshitavision"?
258
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,334
Recidivism.
259
00:17:00,002 --> 00:17:01,002
Reshitavism.
260
00:17:01,045 --> 00:17:03,047
If you want crappy things
to stop happening to you,
261
00:17:03,131 --> 00:17:06,634
then you have to stop accepting
crap and do something more!
262
00:17:06,717 --> 00:17:08,845
- Can you stay on script, please?
- Oh.
263
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:12,223
That was Grey's Anatomy.
Cristina Yang says it to Meredith.
264
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:15,101
Well, can you stay on my script?
265
00:17:17,854 --> 00:17:19,355
Thanks, PolyCon!
266
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,441
Thanks, PolyCon.
267
00:17:21,524 --> 00:17:24,152
Uh, you wanna try
smiling when you do that?
268
00:17:24,235 --> 00:17:25,736
Nope.
269
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:28,364
I don't need to see anybody
else. You got the part.
270
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,491
- For real?
- No.
271
00:17:30,575 --> 00:17:32,255
Get out of here and
stop wasting our time.
272
00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:36,330
I need a coffee. Or four.
273
00:17:37,373 --> 00:17:41,043
God, I'm ready to
eeny-meeny-miny-moe this shit
274
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:43,838
whenever you are, so...
275
00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:49,594
Jesus, I ain't ever seen nobody
spend so much time in their room
276
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:52,054
since my brother got pubes.
277
00:17:53,514 --> 00:17:57,018
You better stay out there or
the guards'll be up our asses.
278
00:17:57,101 --> 00:17:59,353
The COs leave me and my friends alone.
279
00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:02,397
You see?
280
00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,817
You in the right block now.
281
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:09,614
But just so you know, there's
a war that's about to go down.
282
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,535
I thought you might want in, 'cause
you got all that beef with C-Block.
283
00:18:14,619 --> 00:18:15,699
What are you talking about?
284
00:18:15,745 --> 00:18:18,915
D-Block versus C. Kickball.
285
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:21,959
Barb's got everyone gearing up.
286
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,629
Those pills must be really
messing with your head
287
00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:27,924
if you think that I want to
fight in a fucking gang war.
288
00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:32,094
Calm down. Calm down. I'll
just tell her to leave you out.
289
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:35,056
No. Tell her to stop. Tell somebody.
290
00:18:35,139 --> 00:18:38,726
Daya... people could
get killed out there.
291
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,854
- That's kind of the point.
- Oh.
292
00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:44,106
So now you're this big gangbanger, huh?
293
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,526
No, only when I need to be.
294
00:18:46,609 --> 00:18:48,945
How did that work out for
you last time, Scarface?
295
00:18:49,779 --> 00:18:51,906
Things are different for me in here.
296
00:18:51,989 --> 00:18:55,368
You think I don't see you
chasing after that Daddy chick
297
00:18:55,451 --> 00:18:57,787
like a lost little puppy dog?
298
00:18:58,663 --> 00:19:03,334
You need to wake up, Daya,
okay? Before you get hurt.
299
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:08,631
Mmm-hmm. Yo, you wanna sit
this one out? That's on you.
300
00:19:09,590 --> 00:19:12,802
But if you tell anybody about this,
I won't be able to protect you.
301
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,559
This isn't camp, mami. In
here, I take care of you.
302
00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:29,026
Uh, Sylvia... Good
morning. Hey, wait up.
303
00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:32,154
Mr. Caputo. If we'd
known you'd be in town,
304
00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:33,958
we wouldn't have
prerecorded your testimony.
305
00:19:34,031 --> 00:19:37,702
I'm sorry. I thought I was
moving, but it didn't work out.
306
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:40,621
I'm not sure the live show
would've gone any better.
307
00:19:40,705 --> 00:19:42,081
You did what you could.
308
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:44,834
So, um, how is it looking for her?
309
00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:47,712
Based on the information you gave us,
310
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,797
we were able to hire
another medical examiner
311
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,217
and her report contradicts the
prosecutor's. That's promising.
312
00:19:53,301 --> 00:19:54,635
What does that mean for Taystee?
313
00:19:55,219 --> 00:19:57,432
Hard to say. Jurors usually glaze over
314
00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:58,723
when presented with medical reports.
315
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:01,267
But if you had to give me the odds?
316
00:20:01,350 --> 00:20:03,603
It doesn't work like that.
317
00:20:03,686 --> 00:20:06,147
For Christ's sake, I'm
asking for a ballpark here.
318
00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:07,982
The kid's life is on the line.
319
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:12,737
I'm very sorry. I'm a
little emotional. Uh...
320
00:20:15,281 --> 00:20:18,451
- Honestly, I'd say 50-50.
- Shit.
321
00:20:18,534 --> 00:20:21,871
No, that's good.
Coin-toss odds are good.
322
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,415
But there's a lot riding
on her testimony tomorrow.
323
00:20:24,999 --> 00:20:27,627
If Taystee can make the
jurors feel compassion for her,
324
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:30,755
then we may have a shot
at winning this thing.
325
00:20:31,756 --> 00:20:32,756
If she doesn't?
326
00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:35,760
Let's hope she does. Do you mind?
327
00:20:36,677 --> 00:20:37,762
Please. Sorry.
328
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:45,519
Fuck those bitches for making
McCullough lose her shit like that.
329
00:20:45,603 --> 00:20:47,483
What they did to you in
the riot was bad enough.
330
00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:50,024
You can't let 'em fuck up
the rest of your life too.
331
00:20:50,107 --> 00:20:51,400
What happened?
332
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:54,528
McCullough freaked out
on the yard. Riot PTSD.
333
00:20:54,612 --> 00:20:58,282
Far as I'm concerned, all those
twats should get the chair.
334
00:20:58,366 --> 00:21:00,117
New York does not
have the death penalty.
335
00:21:00,201 --> 00:21:01,827
Yeah, but this is federal.
336
00:21:01,911 --> 00:21:05,539
- Still extremely rare.
- That's a real goddamn shame, then.
337
00:21:05,623 --> 00:21:08,042
Especially 'cause the one who
organized the thing, Jefferson,
338
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:09,752
her trial started.
339
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:11,671
Any word how it's going?
340
00:21:12,588 --> 00:21:16,092
Yeah, that one's a friend of yours.
341
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:18,344
Was. Back in the day.
342
00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:20,429
They want to give
Jefferson a fair trial,
343
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:23,891
they should stand her up there
naked, shove a baton up her ass,
344
00:21:23,974 --> 00:21:26,435
and then lock her in a tiny
room that smells like shit.
345
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,199
I think we already do
that last part, bro.
346
00:21:28,229 --> 00:21:31,148
Whatever. The baton
should go up her ass.
347
00:21:31,732 --> 00:21:34,694
Shit, Dixon. Ever hear of the high road?
348
00:21:34,777 --> 00:21:37,947
Just paying 'em back for what
they did to us. Fuck the high road.
349
00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:41,409
Whose side are you on, anyways?
Ours or your little BFF?
350
00:21:41,492 --> 00:21:44,245
Yeah, I told you, Jefferson
and I aren't friends anymore.
351
00:21:44,328 --> 00:21:45,996
But she's still a person.
352
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,540
No, she ain't.
353
00:21:47,623 --> 00:21:51,502
And the second you start seeing those
animals like that, you're fucked.
354
00:21:51,585 --> 00:21:52,585
True.
355
00:21:53,963 --> 00:21:56,674
But there are some good
ones here and there.
356
00:21:56,757 --> 00:21:59,343
Well, this Jefferson bitch
sure as fuck ain't one of 'em.
357
00:21:59,427 --> 00:22:00,720
Her ass is gonna fry.
358
00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:02,847
And me and you will
have front row seats.
359
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:05,725
I swear, Dixon, we're gonna be so close,
360
00:22:05,808 --> 00:22:09,103
we'll be able to smell her
back fat sizzle like bacon.
361
00:22:25,786 --> 00:22:28,456
Hello? Is someone in here?
362
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:37,423
Wheatly, if that's you smoking again,
363
00:22:37,506 --> 00:22:39,175
you know you owe me ten bucks.
364
00:22:45,306 --> 00:22:47,224
- What the fuck?
- Shit.
365
00:22:47,308 --> 00:22:49,351
My, God! Fuck!
366
00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:53,063
Sorry. I thought you were someone else.
367
00:22:53,147 --> 00:22:55,357
It's fine. Don't worry about it.
368
00:22:58,486 --> 00:23:00,321
Heard they shook you out there.
369
00:23:00,404 --> 00:23:04,158
No. That was on me, not them.
370
00:23:05,242 --> 00:23:08,454
Doesn't seem like you
forgive and forget so easy.
371
00:23:13,918 --> 00:23:15,586
Forget?
372
00:23:19,465 --> 00:23:22,676
I wake up in sweat puddles
from nightmares every night.
373
00:23:25,846 --> 00:23:28,140
I jump if I hear a loud noise.
374
00:23:34,897 --> 00:23:37,733
And I will never fucking forgive them.
375
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:40,194
I mean, shit, if I'd had
a gun on me in that yard,
376
00:23:40,277 --> 00:23:43,072
I would have mowed them down
without thinking twice about it.
377
00:23:44,114 --> 00:23:48,327
But those girls were just
excited about playing kickball.
378
00:23:49,703 --> 00:23:52,289
They are horrible
people who have hurt me,
379
00:23:53,123 --> 00:23:56,043
and they're regular people
who just want to play a game.
380
00:23:57,127 --> 00:23:59,630
Or get through the day. Or feel human.
381
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:04,468
And I just get so messed up
when I can only see the horrible,
382
00:24:04,552 --> 00:24:07,137
which is pretty much all the time.
383
00:24:09,223 --> 00:24:13,435
But I don't know how to exist in the
world with so much hate inside me.
384
00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:22,027
Thanks.
385
00:24:40,546 --> 00:24:41,797
Hey.
386
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:45,175
Brought you some snacks
from the vending machine.
387
00:24:45,259 --> 00:24:49,138
Wasn't sure if you liked sweet or
salty, so I got you one of each.
388
00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:51,682
I ain't hungry.
389
00:24:53,767 --> 00:24:56,270
I heard they hired a
new medical examiner.
390
00:24:57,980 --> 00:24:59,690
That should be good
for your case, right?
391
00:25:01,191 --> 00:25:02,276
I guess.
392
00:25:06,697 --> 00:25:09,241
Taystee, I know what you're
going through is rough.
393
00:25:10,117 --> 00:25:12,477
But even if you're not feelin'
it, you gotta turn it on now.
394
00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:16,582
Hey, you gotta let them meet
395
00:25:16,665 --> 00:25:20,419
the smart, funny, caring,
full-of-life Taystee.
396
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,589
The Taystee who deserves to be free.
397
00:25:24,673 --> 00:25:29,261
The Taystee that makes up
spontaneous rap songs about badminton.
398
00:25:29,345 --> 00:25:32,097
It was croquet because
it rhymes with Kanye.
399
00:25:32,181 --> 00:25:34,224
See that? That's what I'm talking about.
400
00:25:35,809 --> 00:25:39,563
How am I supposed to
get a bunch of strangers
401
00:25:39,647 --> 00:25:43,317
to care about me when my
own friend don't give a damn?
402
00:25:44,985 --> 00:25:47,738
Don't nobody give a damn about me.
403
00:25:49,239 --> 00:25:50,366
Jesus.
404
00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:54,286
I quit my job over you.
405
00:25:56,246 --> 00:25:59,083
All those people in
the gallery every day...
406
00:26:00,417 --> 00:26:02,503
they care what happens to you too.
407
00:26:05,714 --> 00:26:07,257
I bet you even Cindy does.
408
00:26:08,926 --> 00:26:12,221
Who knows what went on
behind the scenes with her?
409
00:26:16,225 --> 00:26:18,185
You think this is what
Poussey would have wanted?
410
00:26:19,978 --> 00:26:22,815
That's right. I said her name.
411
00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:25,609
I should have said her name.
412
00:26:27,361 --> 00:26:29,947
Taystee, you still got a chance.
413
00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:35,285
What you say on that stand
tomorrow matters a lot.
414
00:26:35,869 --> 00:26:39,331
So you gotta get in there and you
gotta fight like hell for yourself,
415
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,875
just like you did during the riot.
416
00:26:44,712 --> 00:26:46,004
Who knows?
417
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,803
Maybe that jury will surprise you.
418
00:26:56,098 --> 00:26:59,017
But they're not gonna get the
chance if you've already given up.
419
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:05,232
Tell me you haven't given up.
420
00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:13,824
- What the fuck?
- Time's up.
421
00:27:18,287 --> 00:27:20,497
Yo, Hell-man...
422
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,376
wanna earn a quick three-hundy?
423
00:27:25,127 --> 00:27:27,629
I can only fit eight
grams in one burrito.
424
00:27:27,713 --> 00:27:29,381
If I start bringing in two burritos,
425
00:27:29,465 --> 00:27:31,585
it'll look suspicious on
account of I'm not a fat-ass.
426
00:27:31,633 --> 00:27:35,971
This ain't about drugs. I need
you to dirty up Chapman's record.
427
00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:39,140
How dirty we talking?
428
00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:41,977
Mmm. Maybe you catch
her making brass knuckles
429
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,938
out of an old Preparation H tube?
430
00:27:45,022 --> 00:27:48,734
Or find a dime bag of weed
in her cooch? Dealer's choice.
431
00:27:48,817 --> 00:27:53,655
So long as she gets, uh,
another, say, two, three years.
432
00:27:54,448 --> 00:28:00,037
I'll take your money, but,
uh, I also want something else.
433
00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:07,377
It's been a while since
I choked on a chubby,
434
00:28:07,461 --> 00:28:09,838
but it's like riding a bike, no?
435
00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:15,177
Yeah, a fat, leaking, flesh-bike
that rams into your tonsils.
436
00:28:16,178 --> 00:28:19,223
- It's all coming back to me now.
- Not you. Ugh.
437
00:28:20,516 --> 00:28:22,184
I want Mulan and Jasmine over there.
438
00:28:23,977 --> 00:28:27,189
Someone's got a thing for
Pan-Asian Disney princesses.
439
00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:28,547
The year I turned 13,
440
00:28:28,548 --> 00:28:31,109
my little sister used to
watch that shit on a loop.
441
00:28:31,193 --> 00:28:33,862
Interesting. Answer me this.
442
00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:38,575
Do you go one on each side or is
it more of an alternating suck?
443
00:28:38,659 --> 00:28:41,120
That's my business.
We got a deal or what?
444
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:45,165
I think I can arrange your
little feast from the East.
445
00:28:45,249 --> 00:28:47,960
But, so you know, Teng
is a competitive swimmer
446
00:28:48,043 --> 00:28:49,403
and Chambal's from northern Maine.
447
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:53,882
So, you got more of an Ariel-Elsa
situation, if you ask me.
448
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:57,469
You want your incident report,
go get me my Oriental combo.
449
00:28:57,553 --> 00:29:03,267
Fine, but if I make this happen,
price goes down to two-hundy.
450
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,230
Listen to you, bargaining
like an Arab at a flea market.
451
00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:10,274
Let's see you make it happen.
452
00:29:10,357 --> 00:29:12,734
Then I might be in a
better mood to negotiate.
453
00:29:22,035 --> 00:29:24,163
So this is where you've been all day.
454
00:29:24,246 --> 00:29:26,081
Yeah, doing Fig's job for her.
455
00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:29,585
New company directive. We turn
all our inmate files into scores.
456
00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:31,962
Sounds about right.
457
00:29:32,045 --> 00:29:35,048
Hey, I was wondering if I could
get a personal day tomorrow.
458
00:29:35,132 --> 00:29:36,717
What for?
459
00:29:37,634 --> 00:29:38,634
It's personal.
460
00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:42,264
Yeah. You get your shift
covered, the day's all yours.
461
00:29:42,347 --> 00:29:44,057
Good. Thanks.
462
00:29:44,141 --> 00:29:48,061
Sure must take a lot out of
you, turning people into numbers.
463
00:29:48,145 --> 00:29:52,858
You know, once you get in the flow,
464
00:29:52,941 --> 00:29:54,818
it's actually kind of relaxing.
465
00:29:57,613 --> 00:29:59,740
Warm-ups.
466
00:30:04,119 --> 00:30:05,913
Hey, you came back.
467
00:30:07,372 --> 00:30:10,417
I can't stay. I need to talk to
you about something important.
468
00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:13,420
Me too. Is cumbia a type
of music or a person?
469
00:30:14,004 --> 00:30:15,214
This is serious.
470
00:30:15,297 --> 00:30:16,798
Hola, amiga.
471
00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:19,343
Thought Badison told you not
to show your face around here.
472
00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:21,345
Hey, shut up.
473
00:30:22,179 --> 00:30:23,555
This class is open to everyone.
474
00:30:24,348 --> 00:30:25,724
All right, uh, what's up?
475
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,684
Talk to you later.
476
00:30:29,978 --> 00:30:32,940
Just 'cause you moved blocks
don't mean we forgot you, Mendoza.
477
00:30:33,023 --> 00:30:35,817
Yeah, now we double-hate you, D-Bitch.
478
00:30:35,901 --> 00:30:40,322
Hey! Hey... that was not cool, ladies.
479
00:30:40,405 --> 00:30:43,075
Dance in the back of the class
today and think about your behavior.
480
00:30:45,202 --> 00:30:47,788
What's the square root of 4,096?
481
00:30:47,871 --> 00:30:49,248
Sixty four.
482
00:30:49,998 --> 00:30:55,504
But thanks to PolyCon GED
program, my options are infinite.
483
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,422
I sure hope I pass.
484
00:30:57,506 --> 00:31:01,051
I don't want normal and easy and simple.
485
00:31:01,635 --> 00:31:03,095
I want...
486
00:31:03,887 --> 00:31:05,222
I want...
487
00:31:05,847 --> 00:31:08,267
I want painful...
488
00:31:09,810 --> 00:31:12,854
difficult... devastating...
489
00:31:12,938 --> 00:31:14,398
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
490
00:31:14,481 --> 00:31:18,485
That is Olivia Pope from Scandal.
491
00:31:19,152 --> 00:31:20,279
I am trying to help here.
492
00:31:20,904 --> 00:31:23,782
Okay, let's just do it again.
493
00:31:23,865 --> 00:31:26,827
I thought being in this
video would be less boring
494
00:31:26,910 --> 00:31:28,426
than sitting in my cell all day,
495
00:31:28,427 --> 00:31:30,290
but I can admit when
I'm wrong. Can I leave?
496
00:31:30,372 --> 00:31:34,042
If I have to be here,
you have to be here.
497
00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,961
Maybe if someone didn't
keep fucking up...
498
00:31:36,044 --> 00:31:40,549
No. No, no. Um, I am playing the moment.
499
00:31:40,632 --> 00:31:44,136
Okay, people. Hello. Okay.
500
00:31:45,512 --> 00:31:49,141
You need to stick to the script.
501
00:31:49,933 --> 00:31:51,685
You, lose the sourpuss.
502
00:31:52,436 --> 00:31:53,645
And when you say your line,
503
00:31:53,729 --> 00:31:55,495
I need you to look up to the sky
504
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:57,691
and put your hands
together in prayer. Okay?
505
00:31:57,774 --> 00:31:58,984
Not happening.
506
00:31:59,067 --> 00:32:01,028
You and God have a break-up?
507
00:32:01,111 --> 00:32:02,311
None of your fucking business.
508
00:32:02,362 --> 00:32:03,739
Um...
509
00:32:03,822 --> 00:32:06,825
I'll do it. Or if you want,
510
00:32:06,908 --> 00:32:11,163
I can give it more
of a, uh, Jewish vibe.
511
00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:13,915
Or Hindu.
512
00:32:14,916 --> 00:32:16,500
You know, Buddhists just mostly sit,
513
00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:19,380
but I do have a believable satanist.
514
00:32:19,463 --> 00:32:22,132
Why don't you say the lines
as written, okay, Meryl Streep?
515
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,969
Let's get through this
fucking thing already, please.
516
00:32:26,970 --> 00:32:28,347
You always so angry?
517
00:32:28,430 --> 00:32:29,973
Fuck off.
518
00:32:30,057 --> 00:32:31,892
It wasn't an insult.
519
00:32:31,975 --> 00:32:34,061
Rage can be very useful.
520
00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:36,396
You wanna be useful?
521
00:32:37,981 --> 00:32:39,608
What are you talking about?
522
00:32:40,609 --> 00:32:43,236
D-Block's gearing up for
battle, so if you want in...
523
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:46,198
- Why aren't we rolling?
- I'm changing the battery.
524
00:32:46,281 --> 00:32:47,866
... Daddy says now's your big chance.
525
00:32:47,949 --> 00:32:51,411
- All set.
- Thank you. And action.
526
00:32:52,412 --> 00:32:54,873
What's the square root of 4,096?
527
00:32:54,956 --> 00:32:56,416
- Sixty-four.
- Sixty-four.
528
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:59,294
Ah, dang it. Sorry. Sorry.
529
00:33:04,341 --> 00:33:06,259
Hey, you got my list?
530
00:33:06,343 --> 00:33:08,595
Yep. Hot off the presses.
531
00:33:08,678 --> 00:33:10,518
It was a pain in the
ass, but they're all here,
532
00:33:10,597 --> 00:33:13,350
ranked in order from one to 635.
533
00:33:13,433 --> 00:33:15,936
- Excellent.
- What's all this for anyhow?
534
00:33:16,019 --> 00:33:18,772
Some new PolyCon directive
that has us replacing
535
00:33:18,855 --> 00:33:20,941
all the short-sentenced,
well-behaved inmates
536
00:33:21,024 --> 00:33:23,902
with more violent long-termers
who'll give us more bang for the buck.
537
00:33:23,985 --> 00:33:25,124
So corporate gets rich
538
00:33:25,125 --> 00:33:26,905
and we get stuck with the
worst of the worst, huh?
539
00:33:26,988 --> 00:33:28,156
Basically, yeah.
540
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,826
Oh, and the top 25 on the
list get released on Friday,
541
00:33:30,909 --> 00:33:33,787
so you'd better get going
on that outtake prep.
542
00:33:33,870 --> 00:33:36,164
Dinner's on me if you have to stay late.
543
00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:40,460
See, silver lining. Just
keep it under 12 bucks.
544
00:33:46,007 --> 00:33:47,968
Fucking Carol.
545
00:33:49,136 --> 00:33:51,638
She has the attention span of a gnat.
546
00:33:51,721 --> 00:33:56,351
Wooing me with her card games
and her deep-conditioning hooch.
547
00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:58,812
And then one tiny setback...
548
00:33:58,895 --> 00:34:03,150
That last nose-break fixed
my snoring. Have you noticed?
549
00:34:03,233 --> 00:34:04,985
You should be able to
sleep like a baby now.
550
00:34:05,068 --> 00:34:07,446
How can I sleep knowing
Frieda's in Florida
551
00:34:07,529 --> 00:34:11,324
living the life of Riley while
I'm stuck in this cesspool,
552
00:34:11,408 --> 00:34:14,453
missing all the good years
with my grandchildren?
553
00:34:14,536 --> 00:34:16,997
I find that the trick is
to let go of your anger
554
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:19,708
and focus on what you have.
555
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:24,087
I lost my sense of smell,
but I still have my smemories.
556
00:34:25,964 --> 00:34:28,133
Like Pop-Pop's tater tot pie.
557
00:34:28,216 --> 00:34:30,635
Smells are not children.
558
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,514
My sniffer's never coming back.
Your grandkids can still visit.
559
00:34:34,598 --> 00:34:37,225
I've been begging my son for months.
560
00:34:43,231 --> 00:34:45,775
Those babies were my one
chance to get it right.
561
00:34:47,068 --> 00:34:49,905
They only love you when
they're little, you know.
562
00:34:50,780 --> 00:34:54,493
And Frieda, she's taken
all that away from me.
563
00:34:55,702 --> 00:34:58,663
Ten more years.
564
00:34:58,747 --> 00:35:00,540
And she got Carol 30.
565
00:35:00,624 --> 00:35:02,834
Yeah, which is three times worse.
566
00:35:02,918 --> 00:35:04,878
And look how well Carol
managed to let it go.
567
00:35:04,961 --> 00:35:09,007
I should have known someone
so petty couldn't be trusted.
568
00:35:11,468 --> 00:35:15,138
No, if I want Frieda dead...
569
00:35:16,890 --> 00:35:18,767
I'll have to do it myself.
570
00:35:19,559 --> 00:35:21,978
Or you could choose to be happy.
571
00:35:22,562 --> 00:35:25,398
Isn't it impossible to
get into Florida anyway?
572
00:35:25,482 --> 00:35:29,694
Bin Laden was squirreled away in
a Pakistani compound for ten years,
573
00:35:29,778 --> 00:35:32,447
but they eventually
got to him, didn't they?
574
00:35:33,448 --> 00:35:35,575
Good on Obama for that one.
575
00:35:36,576 --> 00:35:40,497
The key is to stay
vigilant and keep focused.
576
00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:42,457
Something Carol knows nothing about.
577
00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,036
One minute she's with me,
578
00:35:44,037 --> 00:35:47,295
and the next she's only
into her stupid gang war.
579
00:35:47,379 --> 00:35:50,215
I really hope I'm out of
here before that starts.
580
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,260
Oh, my poor girl.
581
00:35:55,095 --> 00:35:56,471
You don't know, do you?
582
00:35:57,597 --> 00:35:58,597
Know what?
583
00:35:58,598 --> 00:36:00,475
You're not getting out early.
584
00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:05,146
That was Carol having her fun with you.
585
00:36:07,107 --> 00:36:11,319
That fucking bitch.
586
00:36:13,196 --> 00:36:16,575
Not so easy to let it go, is it?
587
00:36:22,706 --> 00:36:28,670
Hey, there's the famous radio
DJ. How you doing, FYI Flava Flav?
588
00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:32,591
It's actually DIY Fly Flaca,
but pretty good, I guess.
589
00:36:32,674 --> 00:36:36,845
You know, I'm a big fan of
the show. I never miss it.
590
00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:39,139
- Mmm.
- Um...
591
00:36:40,348 --> 00:36:43,435
Does Luschek still, uh,
oversee that for you?
592
00:36:44,519 --> 00:36:48,982
If by "oversee," you mean sleeps
in a chair nearby, then yeah.
593
00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:53,528
You ever think about having guests
on your show to mix things up a bit?
594
00:36:53,612 --> 00:36:56,364
Right now, I don't even have a cohost.
595
00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:58,617
They're keeping Cindy
overnight for Taystee's trial.
596
00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:00,278
But even when she is here, she's all,
597
00:37:00,279 --> 00:37:02,621
"Wah, my guilt this, ow, my back that."
598
00:37:02,704 --> 00:37:05,165
Must be a Jewish thing.
599
00:37:07,167 --> 00:37:08,501
You know what?
600
00:37:08,585 --> 00:37:12,422
If you want, I could cohost
with you until she gets back.
601
00:37:12,505 --> 00:37:13,840
I'm very entertaining.
602
00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:15,759
You are?
603
00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:18,762
Yeah, okay. Check this out.
604
00:37:20,138 --> 00:37:23,767
What did the snail say
on the back of the turtle?
605
00:37:25,977 --> 00:37:27,479
Whee!
606
00:37:31,733 --> 00:37:34,361
Oh, you get it? 'Cause...
607
00:37:34,444 --> 00:37:39,157
We do more of a casual banter
thing. You think you could do that?
608
00:37:39,741 --> 00:37:43,703
You kidding me? I could
banter like I invented it.
609
00:37:49,834 --> 00:37:52,253
Sorry, I've got the girls double-booked.
610
00:37:53,546 --> 00:37:56,341
That's okay. '80s bangs
aren't really my thing.
611
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,140
Bonnie, Gail, give us a few minutes.
612
00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:16,986
You got a lot of nerve,
interrupting my beauty hour.
613
00:38:18,113 --> 00:38:19,906
You need to get Badison under control.
614
00:38:21,282 --> 00:38:23,868
Since when did you start
telling me what to do?
615
00:38:23,952 --> 00:38:27,038
Since your minion became
hell-bent on stealing Piper's date.
616
00:38:27,122 --> 00:38:29,582
So Badison's a shit-stirrer.
617
00:38:30,333 --> 00:38:33,503
She's like the fucking handheld
blender of shit-stirring.
618
00:38:33,586 --> 00:38:35,463
Girl goes rogue every now and again,
619
00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:37,716
but at the end of the day,
she does what I need her to.
620
00:38:37,799 --> 00:38:41,261
Like bringing in those phones?
Because that was actually my idea.
621
00:38:42,095 --> 00:38:45,014
The connection to Luschek? Mine.
622
00:38:45,098 --> 00:38:46,307
She never mentioned it.
623
00:38:46,391 --> 00:38:47,517
Of course she didn't.
624
00:38:48,351 --> 00:38:50,454
Badison's so desperate
to be your top dog,
625
00:38:50,455 --> 00:38:53,190
she'll never give someone else credit.
626
00:38:53,773 --> 00:38:56,192
You're a very smart woman, Carol.
627
00:38:56,276 --> 00:38:58,653
I honestly don't know
why you keep her around.
628
00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:02,782
Maybe because she's so
desperate to stay my top dog.
629
00:39:02,866 --> 00:39:04,200
And she's got her moves.
630
00:39:04,284 --> 00:39:06,911
Please! I had better
moves in the eighth grade.
631
00:39:07,787 --> 00:39:08,955
By the time I was 21,
632
00:39:09,038 --> 00:39:12,333
I was moving 50 kilos of black
tar through three continents.
633
00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:14,711
You still got connections?
634
00:39:15,587 --> 00:39:16,838
That depends.
635
00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:20,842
You gonna keep Badison
from giving Piper more time?
636
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:23,803
You must really love this girl.
637
00:39:26,765 --> 00:39:28,349
Yeah, I do.
638
00:39:29,684 --> 00:39:34,522
I do this for you... it means
you're working for me now.
639
00:39:36,357 --> 00:39:38,026
Then I guess we have a deal.
640
00:40:05,845 --> 00:40:07,388
Hey, excuse me.
641
00:40:08,598 --> 00:40:09,918
You're head of the guards, right?
642
00:40:10,767 --> 00:40:11,768
That's me.
643
00:40:12,769 --> 00:40:16,022
So if drugs are coming into
the prison, you're responsible?
644
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,360
What do you mean?
645
00:40:22,362 --> 00:40:25,949
I mean that drugs are
coming into the prison,
646
00:40:26,032 --> 00:40:29,953
and I'm here, as a good citizen...
647
00:40:31,162 --> 00:40:32,162
to turn them in.
648
00:40:33,581 --> 00:40:36,459
Normally, I have no
interest in any of this,
649
00:40:36,543 --> 00:40:40,964
but these drugs are being planted
on me by my sociopathic cellmate,
650
00:40:41,047 --> 00:40:43,883
who is determined to see
me in here till eternity.
651
00:40:45,385 --> 00:40:46,511
Any idea where she got them?
652
00:40:46,594 --> 00:40:50,056
No... but girls talk.
653
00:40:51,099 --> 00:40:53,268
Especially to me. They just open up.
654
00:40:53,351 --> 00:40:58,940
So, if you agree to protect me, I'd
be more than happy to sniff around,
655
00:40:59,023 --> 00:41:00,623
find out exactly who's bringing in what.
656
00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:04,194
Appreciate the help.
657
00:41:05,864 --> 00:41:06,865
Likewise.
658
00:41:14,956 --> 00:41:18,543
Ms. Jefferson, you were
sentenced to Litchfield camp
659
00:41:18,626 --> 00:41:21,629
on a low-level, non-violent
drug offense. Is that correct?
660
00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:22,857
Yes, ma'am.
661
00:41:24,757 --> 00:41:28,303
Sorry. Uh, yes, I was.
662
00:41:28,386 --> 00:41:30,388
And were you guilty of that crime?
663
00:41:31,389 --> 00:41:35,518
Yes. That is why I pled guilty
instead of going to trial.
664
00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:43,318
Could you tell the members of the
jury how that drug charge came about?
665
00:41:44,652 --> 00:41:46,529
Well...
666
00:41:46,613 --> 00:41:52,869
Um, when I aged out of group
home, I didn't have nowhere else...
667
00:41:54,996 --> 00:41:58,374
Excuse me... anywhere else to live.
668
00:41:59,208 --> 00:42:02,253
So, I stayed with a lady
dealer, who gave me a bed
669
00:42:02,337 --> 00:42:05,089
in exchange for me
handling her account books.
670
00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:08,217
Um, that's because I'm good at math.
671
00:42:09,594 --> 00:42:11,429
How many years did you
live in a group home?
672
00:42:12,472 --> 00:42:17,226
Pretty much my entire life. Or at
least for as long as I can remember.
673
00:42:17,310 --> 00:42:18,910
And what was that like for you?
674
00:42:18,978 --> 00:42:22,231
Objection. I don't see how Ms.
Jefferson's childhood is relevant.
675
00:42:22,315 --> 00:42:23,441
I'm getting there.
676
00:42:23,524 --> 00:42:24,776
I'll allow it.
677
00:42:26,611 --> 00:42:30,156
I was asking, what was the group
home environment like for you?
678
00:42:30,740 --> 00:42:32,116
Loud.
679
00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:36,287
I mean, when you get eight
or nine kids in a house,
680
00:42:36,371 --> 00:42:41,250
it's a lot of fighting. So, I was
usually the one breaking it up.
681
00:42:41,334 --> 00:42:45,254
You know, the peacemaker.
Or the referee.
682
00:42:45,338 --> 00:42:48,633
So your role as lead
negotiator in the riot,
683
00:42:48,716 --> 00:42:50,635
that was a familiar one for you?
684
00:42:50,718 --> 00:42:52,095
Yes. Yes, it was.
685
00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:55,640
Ms. Jefferson, why would you take
on this leadership role in the riot
686
00:42:55,723 --> 00:42:59,185
when you could have very easily
chosen not to participate?
687
00:43:01,396 --> 00:43:04,190
Well, I had a best friend once.
688
00:43:05,483 --> 00:43:12,115
And the entire time I knew
her, she never let me down.
689
00:43:12,907 --> 00:43:16,577
Uh, and then she was killed by a guard,
690
00:43:17,578 --> 00:43:19,330
uh, when she didn't even do nothing.
691
00:43:21,124 --> 00:43:22,709
Anything.
692
00:43:23,835 --> 00:43:28,297
Uh, and even then, I never lost hope
693
00:43:28,381 --> 00:43:33,386
because when she was
alive, my friend, Poussey,
694
00:43:33,469 --> 00:43:37,390
she never did, even when life was rough.
695
00:43:37,473 --> 00:43:41,811
So I chose to participate in the riot
696
00:43:41,894 --> 00:43:46,024
because I wanted justice for her death.
697
00:43:48,526 --> 00:43:53,239
So your best friend
was killed by a guard...
698
00:43:53,948 --> 00:43:56,534
and yet you weren't seeking revenge?
699
00:43:56,617 --> 00:43:57,618
No.
700
00:43:58,703 --> 00:44:00,913
I never wanted anybody else to die.
701
00:44:01,914 --> 00:44:07,295
All I wanted was for the
person who killed my friend
702
00:44:07,378 --> 00:44:09,881
to be up here where I am now,
703
00:44:09,964 --> 00:44:12,216
telling you why he murdered...
704
00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:16,471
Why he murdered an innocent person,
705
00:44:18,139 --> 00:44:21,934
instead of me, explaining why
I didn't kill a guilty one.
706
00:44:39,368 --> 00:44:40,495
Scram, losers.
707
00:44:49,087 --> 00:44:50,087
Hey, Carol.
708
00:44:51,088 --> 00:44:53,633
Sure you want to frizz up your
new 'do with all this humidity?
709
00:44:53,716 --> 00:44:55,468
What the fuck is wrong with you?
710
00:44:55,551 --> 00:44:58,471
Chasing after Chapman on the playground
when we're gearing up for war?
711
00:44:59,180 --> 00:45:00,598
Ever heard of multitasking?
712
00:45:00,681 --> 00:45:03,851
Seems to me you can't even do
the one fucking job I gave you.
713
00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:05,853
Vause told me the phones were her idea
714
00:45:05,854 --> 00:45:08,190
and using Luschek as our pipeline.
715
00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:11,567
Ideas are like assholes.
716
00:45:11,651 --> 00:45:14,028
We all got 'em and most of 'em stink.
717
00:45:14,111 --> 00:45:15,988
Doesn't matter who thought of what.
718
00:45:16,072 --> 00:45:18,324
I'm the one on the
ground running this thing.
719
00:45:18,407 --> 00:45:19,867
Not anymore, you're not.
720
00:45:20,868 --> 00:45:24,789
You're cutting me loose? In
the middle of a freakin' war?
721
00:45:24,872 --> 00:45:28,417
No. It's never a good idea
to change horses midstream.
722
00:45:29,001 --> 00:45:30,850
That's why I'm pairing
you up with Vause.
723
00:45:30,851 --> 00:45:33,548
Double the flavor, double the fun.
724
00:45:35,049 --> 00:45:37,510
No, forget it. I ain't working with her.
725
00:45:38,094 --> 00:45:41,097
Keep mouthing off and
you'll be working for her.
726
00:45:42,974 --> 00:45:45,768
And if I catch you trying
to steal Chapman's date,
727
00:45:45,852 --> 00:45:47,854
or messing with her in any way...
728
00:45:49,564 --> 00:45:52,984
you can bet your pasty white
ass there'll be consequences.
729
00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:59,574
Hurry, we have two more scenes to go.
730
00:46:04,287 --> 00:46:05,621
Um...
731
00:46:05,705 --> 00:46:07,665
- Hey, Luschek.
- Hey.
732
00:46:07,748 --> 00:46:09,417
- Where you going?
- Um...
733
00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:10,918
Are you wearing mascara?
734
00:46:11,502 --> 00:46:13,379
It's manscara.
735
00:46:13,462 --> 00:46:16,007
It turns out I'm the, uh,
diversity hire for the video.
736
00:46:16,090 --> 00:46:17,890
Don't worry, Alvarez'll
take good care of you.
737
00:46:17,967 --> 00:46:19,468
Hello, let's keep it moving.
738
00:46:19,552 --> 00:46:21,846
We're already way
behind schedule. Come on.
739
00:46:21,929 --> 00:46:23,514
Listen, I got to talk to you.
740
00:46:24,181 --> 00:46:25,641
Just write me a note.
741
00:46:27,310 --> 00:46:32,148
Stupid video. Can you believe
they didn't ask me to be in it?
742
00:46:32,231 --> 00:46:34,442
Maybe they thought
I'd be too distracting.
743
00:46:34,525 --> 00:46:37,486
Yeah, like, "Who's that hot
girl in that lame video?"
744
00:46:38,404 --> 00:46:41,032
I could use some help over here.
745
00:46:41,115 --> 00:46:42,408
I'll do it.
746
00:46:42,491 --> 00:46:44,952
Um, you want to help
us? Get us some water.
747
00:46:45,036 --> 00:46:47,622
I can't leave you unsupervised.
748
00:46:47,705 --> 00:46:49,196
How are we supposed to talk
749
00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:51,876
for two straight hours
if our throats get dry?
750
00:46:51,959 --> 00:46:54,086
Fine. I'll be back in a second.
751
00:46:54,170 --> 00:46:56,839
But technically, it's a
minute-four, round trip,
752
00:46:56,923 --> 00:46:58,716
plus the time it takes
to fill the water.
753
00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:00,718
Um... excuse me.
754
00:47:07,141 --> 00:47:09,852
- Where are you going?
- Yeah, I'll be right there.
755
00:47:36,337 --> 00:47:39,173
Let's go, Reznikov.
You're late for visitation.
756
00:47:39,256 --> 00:47:41,133
I'm not expecting anyone.
757
00:47:41,217 --> 00:47:43,094
There's a couple of
screaming babies in there
758
00:47:43,177 --> 00:47:45,596
and their parents
just gave me your name.
759
00:47:47,556 --> 00:47:48,724
I can't believe it.
760
00:47:51,352 --> 00:47:52,812
He brought my grandchildren.
761
00:47:52,895 --> 00:47:54,981
See, what'd I tell you?
762
00:47:55,064 --> 00:47:58,025
The universe delivers a bounty
as soon as you let things go.
763
00:47:58,109 --> 00:48:00,909
The universe doesn't give a fuck
about any of you. Look where you live.
764
00:48:01,445 --> 00:48:04,198
Even you can't ruin this for me.
765
00:48:04,949 --> 00:48:06,742
- The day is still young.
- Eh.
766
00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:16,002
Hey, guys, I'm calling off
the whole Hellman thing.
767
00:48:16,085 --> 00:48:18,504
That's an ixnay on the BJ. Got it?
768
00:48:18,587 --> 00:48:20,631
Tell that to my dick breath.
769
00:48:20,715 --> 00:48:22,341
Aftertaste's even worse.
770
00:48:22,425 --> 00:48:24,969
How did you blow him
already? It's not even noon.
771
00:48:25,052 --> 00:48:27,431
Oh. I used to be a big procrastinator.
772
00:48:27,432 --> 00:48:29,515
Then I read this book, Eat the Frog.
773
00:48:29,598 --> 00:48:31,267
You read a book about sucking dick?
774
00:48:31,350 --> 00:48:33,185
It's about procrastination.
775
00:48:33,269 --> 00:48:35,103
Says if you do your worst task first,
776
00:48:35,104 --> 00:48:37,314
rest of the day's easy in comparison.
777
00:48:37,398 --> 00:48:40,484
Shit. You didn't see where
Hellman went, did you?
778
00:48:40,568 --> 00:48:42,945
Nope, but I saw where he came.
779
00:48:43,029 --> 00:48:46,407
Yeah, you owe me some mouthwash, bitch.
780
00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,747
Hey, boss, got a new incident report,
781
00:48:52,830 --> 00:48:55,583
but all the file boxes are messed
up. What should I do with it?
782
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:57,334
Just give it to me.
783
00:49:27,406 --> 00:49:30,076
Baba is coming. You wanna talk
to her? Wanna talk to Baba?
784
00:49:30,159 --> 00:49:31,786
You never met your grandkids before?
785
00:49:31,869 --> 00:49:34,580
The baby is still little
and Kolya's only three.
786
00:49:34,663 --> 00:49:37,166
Or is it four? I've lost track.
787
00:49:37,249 --> 00:49:39,418
My God, I don't even know what he likes.
788
00:49:39,502 --> 00:49:42,463
Probably trucks and trains, if
he's anything like his father.
789
00:49:42,546 --> 00:49:44,548
I wonder if he even speaks Russian.
790
00:49:45,633 --> 00:49:48,052
Will he know to call me "Baba"?
791
00:49:48,135 --> 00:49:50,513
Oh, who cares. Let him call
me "Grandma" if he wants.
792
00:49:50,596 --> 00:49:53,224
All right, inmates, you're up.
793
00:50:03,609 --> 00:50:04,609
What the hell, lady?
794
00:50:05,611 --> 00:50:08,531
Look me in the eye, coward.
795
00:50:08,614 --> 00:50:11,826
Back off. Out of the
way. Out of the way!
796
00:50:11,909 --> 00:50:15,788
You were my friend. How could you?
797
00:50:15,871 --> 00:50:17,248
Reznikov!
798
00:50:17,331 --> 00:50:20,042
You're off to the SHU. You
ruined things all on your own.
799
00:50:20,126 --> 00:50:21,418
I trusted you, Frieda!
800
00:50:21,502 --> 00:50:25,005
And you threw me to the
wolves like a bag of old meat.
801
00:50:25,089 --> 00:50:29,385
And for what? Better TV
and some extra pudding cups?
802
00:50:36,392 --> 00:50:39,145
Any minute. She's coming.
803
00:50:59,415 --> 00:51:04,086
I came here today because, um, I
thought that I could trust a guard.
804
00:51:04,962 --> 00:51:10,342
But these COs, they don't give a
shit about protecting any of us.
805
00:51:10,426 --> 00:51:13,804
The truth is that they want us to fight
806
00:51:13,888 --> 00:51:16,724
because they're playing
some sick game with us
807
00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:20,227
where they score points
for everything that we do.
808
00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:22,730
Like the time that you had
a fight with your bunkie,
809
00:51:22,813 --> 00:51:26,650
or the one time, right, that
you may have puked in the sink.
810
00:51:26,734 --> 00:51:30,946
These fuckers... These
fuckers score points from that.
811
00:51:31,030 --> 00:51:34,241
And we're too busy trying to
kill each other to even notice.
812
00:51:34,325 --> 00:51:38,162
I mean, fuck, mamas, what
are we doing to ourselves?
813
00:51:38,245 --> 00:51:40,748
No, wait.
814
00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:43,000
Goddamn, open this door right now.
815
00:51:43,083 --> 00:51:44,654
No. We're destroying ourselves
816
00:51:44,655 --> 00:51:47,838
while they cheer us
on from the sidelines.
817
00:51:47,922 --> 00:51:50,090
Listen, I'm not saying
818
00:51:50,091 --> 00:51:51,926
that we gotta be best
friends or nothing like that,
819
00:51:52,009 --> 00:51:55,054
but, you know, for once,
can't we just stop this shit
820
00:51:55,137 --> 00:51:58,807
with the blue versus khaki, and just...
821
00:51:58,891 --> 00:52:03,395
I don't know, man, be... be
on the same side for once?
822
00:52:04,271 --> 00:52:06,440
That was dope. Seriously.
823
00:52:07,816 --> 00:52:10,819
I'm gonna let him in and then you
gotta say all that shit on the air.
824
00:52:10,903 --> 00:52:11,904
Wait. What do you mean?
825
00:52:11,987 --> 00:52:15,324
Well, the guard has to come in and
use their key to turn that switch.
826
00:52:15,407 --> 00:52:17,159
But that was a great warm-up.
827
00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:24,375
What's going on in here?
828
00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:26,961
Honestly, uh, I have no idea.
829
00:52:27,044 --> 00:52:28,045
She's telling the truth.
830
00:52:28,128 --> 00:52:30,839
She don't know nothing. I was
the one that closed the door.
831
00:52:31,465 --> 00:52:33,175
Go back to your cell, inmate.
832
00:52:36,178 --> 00:52:40,057
Look. Look what I
found. Your scoresheets.
833
00:52:40,641 --> 00:52:43,352
You sick fuck. You know what?
834
00:52:43,435 --> 00:52:46,355
Everyone is gonna find
out what you're doing.
835
00:52:46,438 --> 00:52:48,480
Well, they won't be hearing it from you
836
00:52:48,481 --> 00:52:52,403
because you are going to the SHU.
837
00:53:18,137 --> 00:53:19,430
I fixed it.
838
00:53:20,331 --> 00:53:21,331
What do you mean?
839
00:53:21,348 --> 00:53:23,726
You know how you said
going to a CO wouldn't work?
840
00:53:24,393 --> 00:53:29,189
Well, the trick was
going above their heads
841
00:53:29,273 --> 00:53:31,442
to the big boss, Hopper.
842
00:53:31,525 --> 00:53:33,861
I explained the situation
to him and I promised him
843
00:53:33,944 --> 00:53:38,699
that I would give him intel
on inter-prison goings-on,
844
00:53:38,782 --> 00:53:41,201
and it worked.
845
00:53:41,285 --> 00:53:43,495
I just walked through the common area
846
00:53:43,579 --> 00:53:48,417
and Badison walked around me.
847
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:51,045
- I think she even kind of smiled.
- Mmm.
848
00:53:51,128 --> 00:53:54,381
That's creepy. It's
good, but it's creepy.
849
00:53:54,465 --> 00:53:58,385
Now we can spend the rest of our
time in here without living in fear.
850
00:53:59,803 --> 00:54:01,764
Nice job. I'm glad it all worked out.
851
00:54:01,847 --> 00:54:05,309
I love you so much.
852
00:54:06,894 --> 00:54:08,312
I love you too, Pipes.
853
00:54:08,395 --> 00:54:09,855
Now what about that grad school app?
854
00:54:09,938 --> 00:54:14,026
Because I was thinking, the trick
is to put the right spin on it.
855
00:54:14,109 --> 00:54:17,821
Like, instead of saying
"former drug dealer,"
856
00:54:17,905 --> 00:54:23,827
we could say that you were
VP of sales and distribution
857
00:54:23,911 --> 00:54:27,247
for Kubra Industries Worldwide.
858
00:54:28,248 --> 00:54:31,293
Very doublespeak creative. I like it.
859
00:54:31,377 --> 00:54:34,838
But, alas, you are too
late. I already sent it in.
860
00:54:35,422 --> 00:54:37,662
You ate the frog. Didn't I
tell you that was a good book?
861
00:54:37,716 --> 00:54:40,803
Oh, you ate the application frog!
862
00:54:41,512 --> 00:54:43,639
You better be careful
or we'll get shots again.
863
00:54:54,650 --> 00:54:55,943
You like it?
864
00:54:57,194 --> 00:54:58,362
Oh, yeah.
865
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:01,657
She's... She's a beauty.
866
00:55:02,950 --> 00:55:03,951
Good.
867
00:55:05,661 --> 00:55:08,122
Kickball game's in two days.
868
00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:10,958
You need to make enough
of these for all the girls.
869
00:55:13,544 --> 00:55:14,837
Vause get one too?
870
00:55:17,089 --> 00:55:21,552
Let her handle the business front.
I only give weapons to my warriors.
871
00:56:10,976 --> 00:56:16,773
But thanks to PolyCon GED
program, my options are infinite.
872
00:56:16,857 --> 00:56:19,651
The state of Connecticut
is going to eat it up.
873
00:56:19,735 --> 00:56:21,737
They love seeing black
people learning in prison.
874
00:56:21,820 --> 00:56:24,781
It makes them feel like they're
helping, but also that they're safe.
875
00:56:26,241 --> 00:56:27,242
Excuse me.
876
00:56:27,326 --> 00:56:29,661
You give those early release
files to the parole board yet?
877
00:56:29,745 --> 00:56:32,206
No, I haven't had time to review them.
878
00:56:32,289 --> 00:56:34,124
Good. Uh, I gotta make an update.
879
00:56:34,208 --> 00:56:38,003
Well, you better hurry up
because it's due in 14 minutes.
880
00:56:38,587 --> 00:56:41,715
Take your time. We're
gonna be here a while.
881
00:56:41,798 --> 00:56:43,091
Watch this one.
882
00:56:43,175 --> 00:56:46,178
This is like that Michelle Pfeiffer
movie where she's the teacher.
883
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:52,000
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