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Gracias.

Take what you need. -Härligt.

Kids, not food in the pool!

Paavo!

It's my sun protection factor hat!

How creative!

Yes, it was a fun trip.

There was a swimming pool.

Can you swim already? -Yes.

The trip was a great idea.

The kids have fun -

and we single parents
get some company.

Were you four?
-Yes. Me, Paavo, Enni and Terttu.

What did Ennis say about that?

They haven't been together for several years.

He also lives in Copenhagen.

He makes jewelry. He has
not seen Terttu for half a year.

So there is nothing between you?

Like what?
- So it's nothing...?

Between Enni and me?

I have my friends, like you,
for example. Cheers for that.

Really not!

Fuck you, Dad!

Yes... Then...

Good night, Pasanen.

My friend.

Damn hell, she's like a sister.

So you're just friends?

Yes, just friends.

Sorry.

So yeah, come on.

MAN AND A JUNIOR

Do you come over for dinner this weekend?
- I have something else for me.

Like what? - He'll meet Anita.

Who then? - She's pretty tall.

You think everyone is long, because you are so short.
-No!

Who is Anita? - She's... Anita.

I love it so long!

Yes, yes! Look at that!

Now I empty this open deck.

Me and Telttu will play with it! Well come she?
-Do not know.

We linger them.
- No, they have probably gone to bed.

In the morning, then?

We'll take it tomorrow.

"But who's going to console the tie -"

saying something like:

"At night it gets awful
much worse than it is."

Take some cocoa with you.

Paavo! I heard that. Wipe
it up with paper towels.

Oh, Satan! Paavo! Hell!

Give it to me. So there.
Are there any other holes?

Already packed with something
to take-with-your-own-toy-day?

You can't take my student photo?

You can bring something old too.

Okay, never mind. Good,
good, then we go. Come now!

Good, keep going.

Good morning.
- Say good morning, Paavo.

Good morning.

Sorry, we're a little late.
- You got the note?

App...

Can I give my oral approval
to what is on the note?

We asked for five euros for xylitol pastilles.
-Yes exactly.

I guess cards are not good enough.

I can lend you. You can pay tomorrow.
-Sorry. Thanks.

Paavo, you forgot your backpack!

Sorry, I know.

Are you still here?
We said at ten o'clock.

I arrived on time, the Pasan was late.

Sorry, it was a bit messy at home.

It is quiet.

Only you fix the interview
and the pictures as agreed.

We will fix it. -Good.

Come now!

As a female artist and writer,
I want to see more books -

where the man's everyday life is depicted.

I don't mean Raid
should vacuum -

but 80 per cent of household
work still falls on women's lots.

... the man sits there
with his legs wide apart -

and is proud that he emptied the
washing machine two weeks ago.

Thanks again. That was interesting.
-Thank you.

I'll probably go and dust off the mop...

Merry Christmas.

Should we have a beer?
- I have to get Paavo from kindergarten.

I meant in the evening.
- I can't leave him alone.

Call Piia. She has come back.

Yes... Her mother threw her out.

I don't call Piia.
- Ask Enni, then.

We haven't met in a while. -Why?

She has her own life, I have my
own chores. So it does not get rid of.

What then? -Ölen.

I want lost blood!

You will, yes. But you don't
always get what you want.

Others also want something.

Dad would love to
have something, but no.

And sometimes, however you
like, and think you deserved it -

and been really nice...

... you don't get...

Fuck off.

Can't you want it by the Christmas guy?

He does not want this kind of thing.
- What foal then?

Adult stuff. -As a motol saw?

Well, rather soft packages.

Say: "Christmas man, you love undelbal -"

give me a soft adult package. "

Forget it.

Then you will arrive forever to get it.

Okay then.

Santa, you're wonderful -

give me a soft adult package.

Oh!

Damn! - You can't say "damn"!

What can I say, then?
-Helskotta.

Hell. That's good, damn
it. For hell! Now we leave.

Hi, Paavo. Why do
you have a hat like that?

Antti! You did not take
the VASU discussion board.

Right.

Can we set dates? -Certainly.

... and there we can have a
collage, an image collage...

The backpack?
- They distribute food outside of St. Petersburg.

This... - This, then?

Well they come, really?
-I do not know.

But now you're going to
sleep. Time to rest the ball.

Which ball? -Knoppen.

Dad, you said "the ball"!

"Now, lights are swaying across
the sea, wherever you look.

Now we comfort each other
and are never afraid again. "

Hey! Paavo misses Terttu.

Tjenis!

Good day.
- Hi, Santa Brother! Jump in.

Are you nervous? -Yes.

Me too.

Whom did she die?
- She got a disease.

In the teat. And then she died.

It sounded pretty bad.
-Yes it was.

This Christmas beer is called
the "mustache's lot"! It says so.

Paavo, Paavo, come, come!

Merry Christmas, Santa Claus!
-Merry Christmas.

Thanks. -Merry Christmas.

Anita. Merry Christmas.

Anita. Welcome. -Thanks.

Hi there, you Santa. -Hello.

Is there ham? -Yes.

Of course.
- I love Christmas ham and cake.

We take the ham first. Anita.

Shall we say "Merry Christmas" now?

Absolutely. Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas everyone.

To Janne. -Thanks.

Paavo. - Is that for me?

I want to open it!
- I like soft packages.

Thanks, Christmas.

Now the Christmas man was happy!

Portuguese port wine. 18 percent.

It probably also holds a
book. Hulla! Hell Getlund!

Look!

On! "Joulun jælillä".

Merry Christmas, Comrade Pasanen.
The bed broke, I would need some help.

Paavo, Paavo!
- Don't run out on the street!

This is Antti, Paavo's
dad. I told you about him?

Right. Hi. Ossi. I've
probably heard about you.

Do you think it can turn into something?

What do you mean?
–To a functioning bed.

It's an old shit bed from
IKEA, is it any good to fix it?

I don't know anything about
that, but Enni said you're good.

Yes we'll see.

How nice!

Come check out my T. Rexar, Paavo.
-Okay!

Antti... How are you?

Alright. The usual,
work and stuff.

Cool stuff.

I've been crazy busy -

with my studies, the job, Terttu and...
-Ossi.

Yes, and Ossi.

Can you move around a bit?

Back up properly, Enni.

It starts to look like a bed.

You... - We should probably start now.

The reservation is about an
hour. Wow, wow! Antti, wow!

It looks nice. Good work.

Terttu! Get dressed, let's go now.

You, Paavo. We have reserved
a table at Citymarkets Hese.

I don't want to go yet!
- Yes, you do.

Antti...

Can we come to you next Tuesday?

Our Tuesdays are full-fledged. We should swim.
-No!

We should swim.
- Then we can come...

Let's go. Come on, Paavo.

Hi, Paavo. -Bye.

Thanks, Antti.

Can we say hello...
- No, we can't! Not at all.

Valföl...? -Do not ask.

Good. -Good morning.

Good morning. -Do you hear...

Yeah... I know, you
get the note tomorrow.

No, then it's Saturday.
- Don't stress over the patches.

But can you come here a turn?

Yes... I wanted to talk about the era of Paavo.

He is a very brave
and funny boy.

He has an incredible imagination.
-Thanks.

But the thing about losing...

He always takes it so hard.

He gets a rage,
the toys fly around -

and yesterday he bade Suvi-Maria.

Who then? -Suvi-Maria.

It is important for children to learn
how to lose and be disappointed.

Especially for lonely
children. It's harder for them -

because there is no
competition there at home.

Read this article. It brings up
research results on the subject.

Thanks.

"How to teach children how
to deal with disappointment."

Disappointment is the only thing
he learned when Piia is who she is.

Is this good?

Want another one?
-Yes thank you.

That is not so remarkable.

Make him lose in the
star of Africa or something.

The repo always played seriously with
Ida so that the forehead veins pounded -

and see how she became.
-Stop it!

Well then. Bye.

Bye.

Paavo, come on!

Bye.

I want mom.

It is heartbreaking when
he wants to meet his mother.

What should I say?

"Maybe then when mom
wants to play good mom -

for an evening. Maybe then
when mom got the medication. "

So I've been better off -

because I'm totally
alone with Terttu?

But you... Cheers for solitary custody.
-Yes absolutely. Jess!

Mother! -Hello Hello...

Hello.

Damn it.

Oh, oh, oh...
Lucky you didn't hit.

Why didn't you take out the garbage?

Is it good?
- There will be nothing else.

Take off your shoes, Paavo.
- You don't have to, honey.

Look what we brought with us the fling reading.
-Oh...

Pretty much countertop...

I think the dishwasher is broken.
There is water on the bottom.

Look. - I'm probably sick.

Glodan talks about you.
-Yes, okay. Good.

Now it went into the secret
tunnel. Oh! Now come back.

Then I can take a
look at the dishwasher.

Thousand thanks.

Look, Mom!

Look!

Get dressed, Paavo, here we go.

I want to stay practiced all night!

It's not possible. Did
you have a hat with you?

Mom is sick, you see.
- I can take care of her!

Put on your shoes.
- So yes, you can come any other time.

No! - Here are the boots.

So yes.
- Come on, Paavo. I mean it.

No, I want to stay for the night!

Bye. -Come now.

No! -Come come.

Come on, Paavo.
- I want to stay practiced all night!

Paavo, Let go!

I want to stay with my mom!
I want to stay with my mom!

Stop screaming.

Stop!

I want to mom! I want to mom!

Stop screaming.
Sit still, for hell.

Satan, Satan! Do you want to die?!

I mean if you don't put
on your belt, you can die.

Okay? Sit there now.

Is it pretty?
-Yes. Come on Telttu?

No. - But she came last year.

It was last year, now it is
this year, and soon the next.

Pasanen, soon it is new year
and new... What is it called again?

Shouldn't you be at the
bar like any other adult?

You are not there either.
- I got this.

Do you have more beer?
- Yes, at home.

Good.

And beer, Pasanen my friend?

A monsieur, sauce de tomato.

Antti Pasanen.

Yes, I know her. What?

They have no ears, no ears, no tails

Hi. Antti Pasanen.
I came to get Terttu.

Mom's cellphone was turned off,
and we didn't get hold of Grandma.

She has written you up
as a third reserve picker.

If you had not answered, I would
have called the child protection.

Metron has certainly pied, or the
cellphone has died or something.

One must always communicate.
- Is that your rat?

It's a mouse. Her name is Helga.

Where is Mom?
- She's late. You may be with us for a while.

Can I take sweets?
- You take the vitamins for dessert as usual.

A Hello Kitty face, please.
- What?

I also want!
- Mom always draws a sweep with the ketchup.

Then I draw a... dead tomato.

So.
-How about it? Did it get a disease in the teat?

No, it was overrun.

And that's exactly why you have
to be very, very careful in traffic.

Hope you enjoy your gourmet dinner.

Where are you?! They called from
kindergarten. Terttu is with us. Ring!!!

Hello, come on!

It's for boys. -It's good.

I don't like cars.
-What do you like then?

House.
- We have no one with houses.

Zebras then? -No...

Castle? -No.

Elephants? - This, then?

Too big.
- Yes, it's a foal chair.

Can't you try it?
- I have to go and cook.

Shout when I come and dry.
- I can dry myself.

When's Mom Coming?
-In the morning. Time for goodnight story.

Mom and I read "Madicken".
-Oh really. I was going to read this.

"Mr. and Mrs. Slusk". -Yeah.

Can you read? -Yes.

Wave.

Have that honor, dear
Enni Have that honor today

Happy Birthday. -Thanks.

Enni, can you open that heel?

Can't stand unopened packages?
- I don't know what it is.

Dad bought it at the airport when
you make your choice at the cafe -

and then I got the cockroach,
and then we went on the tissue -

but I did not see what he bought.

The name was on a note
that Leponen's flu had slipped.

Dad scolded her for pleading
tips, he did not foil on women.

Leponen flu flu woman.

Thanks for a very
exhaustive answer, Paavo.

Beauty Flash Balm!
This is wonderful. Thanks.

Thank the Repon's wife from me.
- Nice if you liked it. Do you want?

Thanks.

Okay thanks. Can you
connect me to Tölö Hospital?

Here.
- I had them there yesterday.

There is nothing else.
- I want braids.

I probably can't make braids.
-Seriously?

Seriously. Get dressed now.

I want my squirrel
sweater and my rock skirt.

Please, there is nothing else. Or do you want something from Paavo?
-No.

I also want the day of clothing!
-Nevermind. Do whatever you want.

What should I do? Satan...

No! I mean dress
you what you want.

Did you call the police?
- I've called all the hospitals.

Call the police!
- I don't want her to have problems with child protection.

Now we call the Repon.

She is not such a person
who just disappears.

The police probably know what happened.

Hey, are you busy?

Now it is so that the Pasan is here,
and the one where Enni has disappeared.

He has called all the hospitals, but...

What's her last name? -Saarinen.

Yes. Just. Yes, okay.

Take him now. -Seriously!

Can she be self-destructive?
- Not what I know.

Abuse, then? No
she has not. Not? No...

Stop! -What is it?

Yes, tonight.

At least she's not
dead or in custody.

What if Mom is already
waiting for me at home?

Haven't you been there?
- On with the boots, now we go.

Mom, take him!

Hello? Hello, is
there anyone there?

No one there.

Is your dad still abroad?
- Yes, he lives in Copenhagen.

It's in Denmark, if you didn't know.

I actually knew that. Do
you happen to have...

Terttu! Little darling, I was so worried!
-Grandmother!

Hi. I'm Antti Pasanen.

Pasanen! Pasanen!

I didn't know the last name,
Enni always just talked about Antti.

Antti Pasanen! Thank you
God! I knew Terttu was safe.

Where is Enni?

I... I couldn't tell Terttu.

I just said mom is
on investigations.

That it is not something serious.
- Was she hit by a tram?

Enni was just millimeters from dying.

I came home from the trip this
morning, went straight to Tölö hospital -

and then here.

I called Tölö.

What name did you
ask for? –Enni Saarinen.

Korhonen. She switched back
to her maiden name a month ago.

Terttu needs
galonies for daycare -

and more spare clothes. The
morning meal is between eight and nine.

Antti, I live in Hyvinge. I work
in shifts at the hotel reception.

How could I bring
her in the morning -

and get her before
five? From Hyvinge.

Is there no one else?
-No. Not here in Helsinki.

Enni trusts you. She's
talked a lot about you.

And Terttu is happy
with you. You can see it.

Antti Pasanen. I beg
you. Enni needs us now.

Please.

Do you always eat the same food?
-No.

Joho! -Yes...

Rainbow, Mint,
Pluto, Fnutte, Shoot -

Dot, Valross, Rosa and Helga.

Is this good?

Yes, it's a girl's quilt. I
have a giraffe quilt at home.

It sure is fine.

Good night, Antti.
- Good night, Terttu.

Slept well. -The same.

No, you should say "my star shot".

My star shot.

Paavo? Jess...

I want mom...

What is it? - I want mom.

No hurry, no hurry, just go.

Thank you thank you!

Good morning. Where is your mother?

Well, you again.

Are you Terttus mom's new partner?

That doesn't concern me,
but we toddler educators -

should know about
changes in children's lives.

So that's how it relates to me.

I'm not her new
partner, nor her old one.

This is how it is:

Just think about what it is
to be a man and to the toxic.

Listen to your heart,
and it will start rolling.

The toxic masculinity and the man

Paavo! We have a quarter to
get Terttu from kindergarten!

Where is Mom?

Hi. Thanks, I can take it.

Where is she? - In the car now.

She doesn't know what
happened to her mother.

I should tell you something.
-What then?

About your mother.
- Is she coming today?

She can't come
yet. Not quite yet.

She ended up in a small
accident, and now she's in hospital.

But the doctors take care of
her, and they are very capable.

They are real super doctors.

Hal the mantlal? -Who?

If they are now super super cute.

I don't know, maybe it will.

Or they are disguised
as ordinary doctors -

so they are not revealed.

Would you like to say goodbye to Mom?

Then we'll do it.

Hi, my name is Markku.
What's your name?

Her name is Terttu.

Hi, Terttu. How old are you?

She loves sex. I also love sex.

Hi, six-year-old Terttu.

Your mom has a lot of
beeping devices around her.

But they help her to recover.

Your mom has been in a bit of
pain, so she's been given medication

to be able to sleep.

Terttu, sleep makes
her healthier all the time.

Do you believe me? Good.

We're fine, Terttu. Right?

You heard what the
nurse said. No problem.

A common braid: Divide
the hair into three parts.

Cross the outermost over the middle,
and do the same on the other side.

Continue in the same way until
you reach the desired length.

Attach the braid with a twist.

The braid can be decorated
with flowers or bows.

Sorry.

I want a Dutch. -Dutch...?

Braid. -I also want!

Dress up now, I don't
want to be late every day.

How about we make
a trend like this -

natural hair loss.

And then I practice on that...
What was it called again? To Dutch.

... when I have more time. Okay?
-But...

It's really nice. Let's go.

Don't look in the mirror,
you know it's perfect.

Place the parts below, as in
a French, but the other way.

Then it becomes a Dutch braid.

Here. Lift here from below.
Like this. How else did it go, then?

Not so gallant.

I don't know what to do,
because I can't help Enni.

She has problems in her brain, otherwise
they would have already awakened her.

Are you going to go there?
-Never in my life. It was a big mistake.

It looked... pretty bad.

I mean you would go it alone.
-When then? I am full of jobs.

And I don't understand Terttu.
She's not like Paavo at all.

She is a child. She needs
presence and comfort.

She must believe that
her mother is recovering.

Hey! -Reponen!

How is it, Pasanen?

He's got shit in his pants.

Can you watch him
while we go to the sauna?

A relay has pied.
-I will show you.

Do I have to...?

Wait wait...

Hi. Today I will show
how to make a Dutch braid.

Divide the hair into three parts -

and cross the right part
below the middle one.

Then you cross the left
part below the middle one.

Then you cross the
right below the middle -

but bring some hair from
the top. And then left...

Hi, Terttu.
- Are you going to show the braids?

Bye.

What are you doing? Stop!

She has been operated on twice.

We fixed facial fractures.

It's still a little swollen,
but you can talk to her.

I thought she was sleeping.
- Yes, but sometimes they still hear.

Sleep is a little different, more superficial.
-Okay.

Okay...

Greetings from home.

There we all live,
Terttu, Paavo and I.

I don't always
understand her clothes.

And this with the braids
has been quite challenging.

And the food too.

And to go to bed.

The mornings are pure circus.

Can we go out for a while?

Did you notice what just happened?

The device announced that
her blood pressure was rising.

It must not rise at all -

because it increases the pressure in the brain.

You just talked about negative things.

It causes stress in the patient.

So if we do this:

You go back in and
say something nice -

something that doesn't stress,
that has nothing to do with things -

that the patient cannot influence.

Okay. -Okay? Okay.

Reach?

If I read to her? -Certainly.

FUCK ME

Painful hemorrhoids

"In the Arctic Ocean,
at the 80th latitude -

on the line that unites Northern
Norway and the North Pole lies Svalbard. "

Is it good?

No pepper, so...

"The northernmost of the barren islands
is Danskön, Danskøya in Norwegian."

An island without vegetation.

It is the summer of 1897.

That's three minus degrees
even though it's mid-July "...

What should we put on the pizza?

Tomato, cheese and tuna.
-Ketchup!

Pineapple! -Oregano.

Paavo could come to me over
the weekend. I feel better again.

Tuna!

Don't have any wishes?

Yes. Beer and pussy.

Ham? Certainly.

Yes...

How is Enni doing?

Badly. There she is.

You could catch them here sometimes.

Next weekend.

So that you get some
own time. Sleep and stuff.

Thanks, but Liisa takes care
of Terttu over the weekend.

And I think Paavo
can go to Piia.

Are you sure?

Paavo misses her.

Okay.

No hell, should I put ketchup?

Not on the pizza, damn it.
- No, damn it.

We put the bottle on the table.

Paavo, for the hell!

Well, it's good day.

It's not even morning yet.
-Joho.

What is it that smells? Have you
sprayed straight water in your hair?

And in elm holes. Well come mum?

The little frogs, the little
frogs... Hi! ... are fun to see

Do you have one more like that?

Her name is Terttu. She
lives with us for a while.

I'll pick him up tomorrow
sometime in the afternoon.

Give him food too.
Today and tomorrow -

not just goodies.

Yes, of course I give my
child food, I'm not an idiot.

Let's go swimming. -Yes exactly.

I've packed with swimming
gear, spare clothes, toothbrush -

two books if you want to read tonight -

Panadol...
- We'll do well. Come on, let's go.

Bye daddy! -Bye. Wait!

Snöbyxorna. Here. We can call
you tonight, or if something happens.

Stay next to him in the pool.

Hän says he can swim,
but he really can't! Okay?

Pasanen, I'm going to dance class.

What? Your grandmother should pick you up.

She arrives at two o'clock, the
dance lesson begins at twelve.

Should you have anything with you?
A suit? Are you dancing in that one?

Arabesque passé arabesque
passé. Stretch your arm high up.

So there. Tighten
the ankle. Good.

And forward, and left. Looking
ahead. Remember the posture.

Stretch on the wrists!

A beautiful ballet leap. Up
with your chin, hold the stand...

Hey!

Hello Darling! Nice to see you.
-You are welcome.

Nice weekend .. - Hi then.

Have fun.
-What do you want to do?

Do you want to go to the movies?

Now they have gone!

Absolutely. Okay. Good.

Jess, jess! Bye.

The face was removed.
- Whose face?

They have repaired the facial bones.

Once I filmed when they operated a
girl who got a horse hoof in the face.

They made an
incision from ear to ear -

and rolled down his face under his
chin. Then the fixed fractures began.

Then there will be no scars.

You talk shit.
-He does not do that.

Nope. Did she have a turban like that?
-Yes.

The patient will receive
one if the face is removed.

And then they fasten
their face back with staples.

But the result was really neat.

But you would have seen when the
face was rolled down like a sausage skin.

Fy fuck, why are
you telling me this?

That's good news.

Then so... Have a
fun evening, gentlemen.

Where are you going?

To the sauna.

Polarisen, a damn
powerful landscape.

Empty wherever you turn.

Infinitely far in all directions.

It doesn't surprise me at all that
people decide to pull a sledge -

in fuck wool socks
and sealskin boots.

So you want to go to the polar ice cream?

Somewhere where it is quiet
and empty and not a single person.

Sounds pretty lonely.

But on the other hand, it would be fun
if you came across a nice Inuit break.

A free and fun bride who liked me.

You need a dog team.

The difference between
Amundsen and Scott...

Something appeared. Paavo
is waiting outside your house.

That's not true! No satan!

Paavo?

Paavo...

Paavo.

Everything is good.

No danger, no danger.

Please Paavo, don't
kick. Dad can't handle it.

You can't leave a little boy alone
in the yard in the middle of the night!

It turned out a thing!
- Do you realize how much he looked forward to this?

What the fuck you mean?
Piia, there is no stuff!

Is Paavo next to you? You
don't use that tone for him.

Paavo! The sofa cost several thousand!

Come here. Come now...

So yes. No danger.

Come here.

No problem.

No danger.

Hi.

There is a mobile ban here.

Yes, you are absolutely right.

I just heard about this
and came straight away.

I was abroad on a job trip.

A big real estate deal of
a few million. Hard stuff.

Good for you.

Have you considered moving?

If you need to buy or
sell sometime, then...

Is that a Hugo Boss?

What? This? Yes.

Did you know that Hugo Boss made
the Nazi uniforms during the war?

It may be good to know.

Yes...

Wonder if she is in pain.
-What do you think?

Ennis's head is full of staples.

They stuck the fairy in the skull.

Hard to know how well
the brain is recovering.

She may have to learn everything
again. Talking, walking, eating...

Some learn, some don't.

She may suffer from sleep disorders,
memory problems, slowness -

motor disturbances, concentration
problems, the whole rubble.

The personality can change.

She can be like an aggressive beast
when she wakes up. Totally crazy.

Do you know how to change diapers?

You have no
children. Or have you?

What do you mean?

It's something you get
used to when she gets home.

Yes... I'll have a
show soon. I must go.

Beware. -Okay.

See you. - Have a good showing.

Thanks.

Bye.

Wankers.

No, hello!

We don't buy that, you have to bring everything back.
- You get beer.

What's that? -Do not know.

It's a snowman.
You know what it is?

It doesn't look like a snowman.

No, you're damn right.

The party continues indoors.

We have news.

Good evening from tian's news!

Are you watching the news, Janne?
- Tian's news comes at ten.

I lay down at 22.50 and wake up at 7.30.

Telttu and I wake up at five o'clock.
-No.

We wake up at seven o'clock, you can't do it yet.
-Joho!

Calm down.

What do you have on your face?
-Whisker. Permanent cloth...

But yes... About our news...
- You already said that.

Is there food? I'm hungry.
- Take a sausage.

Is nobody interested
in our news?

We will get married in June.

You two? -Yes we.

We had thought that a
small ceremony would suffice.

But you are... - Too old?

Sure, we're old.

It just came so suddenly.

Congratulations.

May I be a bridesmaid? -Javisst.

Jess!
- And Paavo may be the groom boy.

Do you want to be? -Yes!

My dad is getting married and I
haven't had a pussy in two years.

Anita, huh? But why are you
angry that your dad gets pussy?

It's sickly unfair!

Shouldn't you eat this one? Thank you.

Sharpen yourself, Pasanen.
You must not stay in the snow.

For man must seek
himself for other people.

Thanks for the tip.

When did you last get?
- Eight days ago.

You're lying.

Seriously? -Yes.

They are wet. Terttu
has no spare gloves.

Rubber boots would also be good
to have, and more spare clothing.

I'll take everything tomorrow.
- Our loan clothing is not an endless resource.

The children should have their own clothes.
- Tomorrow she has everything, I promise.

And then something happened...

Kurmo's porcelain dolphin
disappeared on Toy Day.

Whose?
-Kurmos. We found it in the Terttus compartment.

Someone else may have added it.

Basically, yes.

But it is a classic symptom.

How's Terttus's mom really?

Listen, Mr. Hattifnatt.

Hereafter we talk about Tertus's
mother only us adults in between.

Is it understood or does the message need
to be clarified with some snow in the face?

I understand.

Good night, sit there
while I sleep, Antti Pasanen.

Terttu!

"We cross the entire Northern
Arctic Ocean, 2300 nautical miles."

It never gets dark,
never night, never day.

"The sky is exactly the
same color as the ice."

Well... Help! Nurse! It
sprays from the hose!

What is it?
- The medicine is coming out...

Move!

So yeah, all right.

Sorry. -That happens.

Although not all happen...

It hurts her head. But
that's not your fault.

I give a little pain relief, it will start to work soon.
-Good.

You can talk to her. -Thanks.

Hi. It's Antti. Antti Pasanen.

I've read this book for you.
It is about a polar journey.

Hope it is not boring.

It's Saturday Today.

Peippo took the kids to
the cinema, believe it or not.

So I could come here.

Yes exactly.

I picked up flowers. Freesier.
They have a nice... warm scent.

Test.

What are you doing? Away with them!

Her jaw is broken in three
places, it hurts when she sneezes.

It hurts, but the pain
medication starts to work soon.

In just a moment.

So yes. -So yes...

Hi.

They gave you something
strong, because you fell asleep.

Yes...

T as in Terttu?

Terttu is doing well. Everything is good.

She has lived with us.
And we've had great fun.

No problem.

Don't beat! Don't beat!

No!

No...

You can't... Damn!

Terttu was wearing a daycare.

I did a pretty fancy cat
costume, if I may say so myself.

Come on, it's a nice
cat, a nice forest cat.

They have appeared to me in the evenings.

And this way between us, the
dramaturgy wasn't really top class.

I feel that our children
are not so gifted.

At least not artistic.

Everything is good. Soon it will be
spring. You get well. And may go home.

Pasanen.

Visiting time is
over. Enni must rest.

Absolutely. Yes.

Bye.

Just rest.

Peippo and I are going to
a concert, on with the hats.

But it itches!

What the hell are you doing?

I can say with 99 percent certainty
that it is pediculus humanus capitis.

What then? –Lice in Latin.
We're probably going nowhere.

Home? Nothing special.

We went to the library
and borrowed "Madicken".

Terttu said you were doing it.

Peippo greeted.

That one, then?

It's going out.

Swing a little... Now I got
caught! Wait, wait... Oh Satan!

We put the kids in early
and spent some quality time.

Terttu, then? -Terttu?

She goes to Liisa over the weekend.

Do you think she
could come and visit?

Not yet.

Okay.

Thanks.

So yes, Pasanen, now it begins.

The repon, isn't it a
little well rounded?

Hold the pout and pour
the shot into the throat.

For no one deserves
this more than you.

The diver who rescued the
Thai boys from the cave, then?

You should have your head examined.

He did well in the
Mensa test. –162 points.

Difficult to believe.
Now we sweep.

Okay then.

So.

Where are you going now, then?

Home. - Now?

Anna is home alone. The
children are with grandma.

Why are you in a hurry if...?
- Didn't you hear what I said?

Anna is home alone. I can't
think of anything better than that.

Bye.

Bye.

Then we get redistributed.

That's not true!

Look, Mr. White Shirt over there.

It's Ennis fucking
boy. Fucking Ossi.

Handsome man.
-He's a fucking filly.

Is he called Ossi or Pelle?

It didn't come.

Go away.

Take some Burana 500.

You went out.

Didn't we...?
-No. We didn't fuck, just thank you.

I am 45 years old, I have a shit job.

My husband and I are
not interested in each other.

I had little chance of
honest physical activity -

and you sabotaged it. -Sorry.

Don't say sorry, it's damn annoying.
-Sorry.

My husband's plan lands in a quarter.

He is 192 tall and weighs
110, and it is not pork.

He is jealous and has a
blue belt in taekwondo.

If I were you I
would accelerate.

You just ask in the tub! No no!

Damn it too!

Now it came. -Yes...

Put it... Just go to hell now.

Sorry, ma'am, have
you seen my other shoe?

Go fuck without a shoe.

Wear a shoe! Fuck off!
-Sorry...

Stick!

Then come along, if you are afraid now.

What are you guys for?
- We are Hevisaurs!

Antti! Open! Have
you been drinking?

I called and called.
Open the door now, Antti.

Antti!

How so? I haven't done that.

You flew at him.

Rock'n'roll.

Pasanen!

Listen to Pasanen...

You forgot these.
-Thanks my friend.

You'll be alright. -My friend...

Excuse...

Namaste.

Girl, girls! -Stick and burn.

Hey!

I... I defended you.

I don't actually...
- If you need to know about my privacy -

I can tell you that Ossi
and I ended the winter -

so he is free to do whatever he wants.

I did not know...

And just so you know:
I don't need diapers.

So you don't have to
go and say that to people.

I...

As your friend... I was
cursed. Like a friend...

Then why do you act
like a jealous boyfriend?

You probably know why!

Today we do not buy
toys, movies, glue, tape -

hair clips, nail polish, fishing gear -

and not a single good thing.
- We buy pizza!

No, we buy fish, vegetables,
rye bread and fruits.

Yuk! - You don't have to eat.

I need a new cap.
- You can borrow Paavos.

No, my god! - And ugly.

No! -Joho!

Dad, nil floating number Telttu bolt?

I want to mom.
- I also want to mom.

Okay then! You get a good deal was.

And some chips for the evening.

Ham or sausage?
- It's not healthy.

I want ham.
- Then we take ham and cheese.

Do you get a cucumber, Paavo?

Dad, does it heel a gulch?
- Didn't really, but it works. Take it.

Can you and Terttu get grapes?

You can choose the color yourself.

I can not. -Why?

Where is Terttu?
Where did she go?

Watch these. Terttu? Terttu!

Terttu, where are you?

Terttu!

Terttu!

Listen... A child has disappeared.

Girl, jeans jacket, dark
hair, the name is Terttu.

Age? -48.

Five. Six! Terttu is six years old.

Specific characteristics?
-What do you mean?

She has nothing special...
A completely normal mistake.

Something a little more specific.
-More specifically?

Pony hair clips! She has
pony hair clips, say that.

Six-year-old, dark-haired Terttu
with denim jacket and pony hair clips -

dad is waiting at the info desk.
- I'm not her dad.

And who are you? –Atti Pasanen.

Six-year-old, dark-haired Terttu
with denim jacket and pony hair clips -

Antti Pasanen is waiting at the info desk.
-Thanks.

Does it take long before...?
- No idea.

Terttu! Where have you been?
- On Hese.

Thanks, I'm her... Antti
Pasanen, I can take over.

What the hell? -I was hungry.

With what money did you buy that?
- I found some.

You can't go away like that.

It's a big deal with all sorts of people.
- What about people?

Everything possible!

Now you tighten up.

We get Paavo and the
wagon, understand? Come on!

Paavo!

Boy, not girl?

Yes. The girl is here,
now the boy is gone.

Paavo, six years. A
little lighter hair than her -

and blue windbreaker.
-Specific characteristics?

Just as unreliable
and annoying as she.

If you can see it
in the feud, say so.

Six-year-old Paavo with blue windbreaker -

slightly lighter hair than hers -

Antti Pasanen is waiting at the info desk.
-Dad.

So now you're the dad?

Yes. It's a little complicated,
but can you please say that?

Dad is waiting at the info desk.
-Thanks.

We did not buy any goodies.
- Now you end it!

Take this. Stay here, I'll
be right back. Go nowhere.

Where are you going?
- I'll piss... kisi.

He's gonna pee! - Go nowhere!

48-year-old, maybe
chubby, red-hot -

a little bearded and
angry Antti Pasanen -

Terttu and Paavo are
waiting at the info counter.

Paavo and Terttu what...?

Thank you. We're
ready here. Let's go.

Come back, we'll check your backpack.

What was that?
- We check the backpack.

What the hell? Why does it beep?
-Come here.

Can I open my backpack
or should we call the police?

Satan.

Satan!

What?

I can't believe everything happened at the same time...
-Based properly.

He backed out of the
parking box at full speed.

I came there with the wagons...

Sorry. It was I who
took the package -

and the money. And
Kurmo's porcelain dolphin.

Come on, Dad, we
don't think to skip flour.

It does not matter.

It does not matter. It does not matter.

Don't be sorry, I like you.

Fucking with you too!

Dad, "damn" is probably the foal offer.

Say damn or fuck the
whole or the whole shot.

The Jäklars fank's whole
shot with are monkeys.

Take this. You can.

You see nothing, come on.

It's fish.

Children, drink break!

Jaffa Time.

Hey, do you have time for a moment?
-Certainly.

Are you Helsinki? -Yes.

When is it our turn?
- Hold the flap, it will be a record!

Speed up, and then...
It's about centrifugal force.

It can be a reverse fish
braid. Or it's a Dutch one.

With bow or hairband? -Hair tie.

Hello!

What is this? Very nice.
Have you done it yourself?

Your mom will love it.

Pleasant summer.
-Thank you thank you.

Good work. -Thanks.

"She thinks Madicken is, to
say the least, in danger of life -"

but Madicken is just bent
over the room shouting:

'I'm in a hurry!'
"Sorry, I read wrong.

Mother! -Hello.

Mom, do you have biscuits?

Now I have. We go out there.

Where's the biscuit?

We go out there.

If we start with a biscuit where?

Yes...

What was your name? -Terttu.

My name is Piia.

She loves my mom.

I love you, and I love my mom.

He said "r".

Shucks! Please try.

Hello, come on!

I have no time, I'm... busy.

Are you waiting for a call? -No.

It doesn't concern me,
but it looked like you did.

He was here often. Right?

I heard his voice even
though I was asleep.

Something about... polar travel.

North Pole. Sälskinnsvantar.

What a selfish cock head.

And he has taken care of your
child. A real shit boot. An asshole.

Wha...?

So according to you I have -

a blind spot as big
as Antti Pasanen?

She barely said anything.

So yes, Mimlan, time to go. The
bun in the mouth and into the taxi.

What?

Terttu, Paavo!

Wear in. Wear in, wear in!

Is it good now?

Now she comes.

What is it?
- I have horrible chi-rush!

Kisibrådska? Go and kisi then.

Where is the tissue?
–Ln and to the left.

Marriage is meant to be life -

so that family members can
create a happy home together.

Before these witnesses, I
ask you, Anita Leinikki Lieto:

Do you want Onni Antero
Pasanen to your real husband -

and love him in need and desire?
-Yes.

Yes. -I knew it.

I explain to you now for real spouses.

Keep an eye on the children,
they clear the whole table!

Let them make noise, it's summer.

We take one where you
stand next to each other.

Can I have a smile?

So yes. -Thanks.

Careful, careful.

Wait.

Hey!

Take it very carefully now.

Hey! - Hi, my name is Liisa.

Congratulations! Can I have the most violent party?
-Mother!

Mother!
- I heard there was a party here.

Yes, a small party. Look at that.

Hi. -Mother! Mom, Mom...

Have you had fun? -Yes.

Terttu, bu!

Now I take you!

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