All language subtitles for La morte cammina con..., Death Walks on High Heels (1971) 576p EN

(Train wheels rumble)

(Gun clicks)

- (Knocking at door)
- Who's there?

(Man) Passport, sir.

Ah, Miss Rochard. Bonjour. Bonjour.

Well?

Commissaire,

this hour's all right for you, no doubt,

but you forget, perhaps,
I work in a cabaret all night.

And I resent getting out of my bed
for the pleasure of your company.

I should be very glad also
to sleep in the morning,

but I accept my lot.

Well, you're paid to.

Can't you come to my office even once
without this character?

Oh, come on. You know how long
I've been living with Michel.

And he's not the worst one, either.

I know, and I warn you,
young lady, that I think it's wrong.

He wants to deliver his sermon again.

Go ahead.

You're a bad element,
if you want to know.

I see you with thieves and pushers.

Cool it, Michel. It's not worth it.

However, let's get to the point.

More than a million dollars' worth
of blue-white diamonds

have recently been stolen from the safe of
a dealer, here in Paris.

Also, your father, the safe-breaker,
was recently brutally murdered

while travelling by overnight train
to Switzerland.

It's perfectly obvious to me
there's a connection.

My father had left the scene
and gone straight.

You haven't a shred of proof
in what you say.

He'd packed it all up years ago.

And I bet you he was on vacation.

There's one reason why
your father should've been murdered

and I'm quite sure that the one
that committed that murder

wanted those diamonds.

So, if he gave them to you,

you might be in danger.

I'm sorry, I've nothing.

My father didn't see much of me
these last years, I'm afraid.

My fault, I guess.

Last time was about
a month before he died.

He looked tired.

And I advised him to take a vacation.

(Chuckles)
You're on the wrong track, monsieur.

No. I only wish that I were.

And if you don't tell us where they are,

I think it will be too late.

(Michel) Well, monsieur...

If the sermon's over,
I guess we'll be off.

Well, you can go. But don't leave Paris
without giving me your address.

- We'll do that, Commissaire.
- Au revoir.

Maybe he does come on,
with the wine and the roses,

but I'm a little more choosy, that's all.

- (Woman) Nicole, téléphone.
- Je viens.

Hello. Who's speaking?

(Distorted male voice) A friend who'd like
to have a little chat with you.

I must see you privately.
As soon as possible.

(Imitates his voice)
Listen, drop your big act, Dracula.

Watch my performance over here
at the club, if you like.

The whole night.

(In her own voice) And that's as far
as any man goes with me!

(Sighs dramatically)

(Easy-listening instrumental)

- Waiter, what's that girl's name?
- Nicole Rochard.

Well, would you kindly ask her
if she'd join me at my table?

I doubt it, sir.
When she finishes here,

she has another number at the Kit Kat.

Why not try and surprise me
by knocking, darling?

As you like. OK.

May I?

Yes, silly. Come on in.

I like you when you're all blacked up.

- (Nicole) Mm-hm...
- Give me that.

I'll do it.

Darling, you know what happens
when you do it.

But we both want it.

(Man) Nicole!
The boss wants to speak to you.

Say I've gone out.

And they were so big,
she couldn't see a thing.

- Jean, call me a taxi.
- OK.

See you later.

Just a moment.

How much longer
do we have to go on this way?

Only making it between shows
and in your dressing room.

Darling, you know someone has to work
to keep the home fires burning.

And since you won't accept any position
less than a company director...

You see, I've got to be
the breadwinner for the two of us.

I'm worthless. Is that what you're saying?

Oh, where's your sense of humour?

You know that I'm not complaining.

- (Jean) Nicole, your taxi is here.
- I'll be there right away.

Ciao for now. See you at home later.

And try not to drink too much.

(Easy-listening instrumental)

Good evening, Miss Nicole.

What are you doing here?

Er...
You'll forgive the intrusion.

Actually, this is the first time I've ever
visited an artiste backstage.

I'm sure I'm doing it all wrong.

I mean, you realise...
Well, it's really...a very awkward situation.

(Laughs) What do you mean,
"awkward situation"?

Besides, you're here now.

Yes, I know. Those are my roses.

I mean...

I've been dying to meet you.

Oh, my, you're eager.
Thank you for the flowers.

I now have to change.
I hope you won't mind.

No, no, go right ahead.

Please, I do hope I shall see you again.

If you'll let me, that is.

Look, you seem nice enough.
But let's get something straight:

I do a strip act, but only on stage.

So, you'd be wasting your time with me.

Would you?

Well, I must say I enjoyed you
and I'm coming to see you again.

- (Chuckles) Really?
- If you let me, that is.

- Thanks.
- Goodbye.

Goodbye.

- (Sighs)
- (Phone rings)

Yes?

(Man with distorted voice) 'If you don't
want to end up like your father did,

'tell me where the diamonds are.

- But...but who is this?
- 'Where have you hidden them?

I...I don't know anything.

I don't know anything!

'You'll soon recover your memory.
Don't worry.

'If you don't talk, I'll kill you.'

(Shrieks)

(In deep voice) Just a minute.
Hey, you got a light on you?

(Nicole sighs deeply)

Hm... Thanks for nothing.

(Man laughs)

- Hi, Nicole.
- Hi.

Since you're so good
at throwing these things,

why don't you get a job with the circus?

You're wasting your fine talents at home.

Well?
Did you wiggle your ass all right tonight?

Did they get the itch, huh?

And did you get turned on, watching them
all get the itch for you?

Come on. Do it for me.

- I like to see you shake it.
- You've been drinking again.

Yeah. On your dough.
You wiggle your little ass around

to bring in the money,
and I drink it all to your health.

- To the health of your ass!
- Stop it, I've heard enough.

Oh, please, Michel.

"Oh, please, Michel...

"That's enough, Michel!

"I implore you, Michel!"

You're a beautiful woman, Nicole.

But I'm not dependent on you.

You and your ass and what you do.

Think I don't know
that people are talking about me?

Me! That's right.

Nicole's gigolo.

I'm sick of people staring and sneering
and telling me I'm a pimp, you know.

Well, I can manage without you.

Cause I've had a bellyful of this situation.
Yes!

Oh, merde...

(Door opens)

(Door closes)

(Nicole) No!

No! No! No!

(Nicole screams)

(Distorted voice) With this razor,
you won't feel the pain right away.

But it will leave your body
covered with horrible scars.

What have I done to you?
What do you want from me?

Tell me where the diamonds are
and I'll leave without touching you.

I don't know. I don't even know
if my father had them.

I don't know anything!

(Man) So much the worse for you.

(Nicole moans)

(Moans) No...

(Sobs)

(He laughs sadistically)

Think it over well, Nicole.

The next time,
I'll use the sharp edge of the blade.

(Moans)

Wait, please.

- Have you seen Michel?
- He was here a couple of hours ago.

Ah, Miss Nicole. Oh, really, you know,
I had no intention of wasting my time,

but I'm sure it's going to be
a perfect day today.

I mean tomorrow.
How would you like to spend it?

- If you like, we can take a trip.
- I have to go.

No, wait. I'm a little squiffed right now,
but I won't be, after a while.

- Now, look, my name...my name...
- I told you, I have to go.

...Matthews. Dr Robert Matthews.
And I'm staying at the Ambassador's Hotel.

If we could have lunch together tomorrow,
you might improve your opinion of me.

- Er...my good friend.
- Yes, sir.

- Please call me a taxi. Make it fast.
- Certainly, sir.

- Tout de suite, monsieur.
- Good of you.

(Door opens, then closes)

- Michel?
- Yes?

- Thank God you're home.
- What is it, Nicole?

Well?

What's the matter?

Oh, Michel. After you went away,
a horrible man came in.

He had a razor
and he wanted to slash me.

Hold me, please.

No, you were dreaming, chérie.

But it's the truth, I swear it.

Look, once I dreamt
that I was being hanged.

No, it's not a joke!

He threatened me with a razor.

He thinks I know something
about those diamonds.

He says he'll murder me,
if I don't tell him.

Well, you tell him.

But you know
that I haven't got those diamonds.

Yes. And even if
you did know where they were,

I'd be the last one you'd tell.

That's not true.
I don't know anything.

And I haven't any secrets with you.

Look, I'm sorry about before.

I'd drunk too much...

and I'm tired of never finding
the work I want.

And of looking like a pimp or a...

a parasite.

It's a fixation, I guess...

...but I do love you.

Flight reservations, please.
It's the Hotel Ambassador.

- Excuse me...
- I'll be with you in a moment.

Yes, I want two tickets for Brussels...

- There you go.
- Thank you, sir.

(Receptionist) Tourist class
for Mr and Mrs Jones.

Yes, Jones. That's correct.

Good morning, Miss Nicole.
What a lovely surprise.

Good morning to you.

If you tell me this meeting is
a coincidence, I simply won't believe you.

- You're right, it's not.
- Ah, splendid.

Now, how about having lunch together?

- Yes, where?
- Well, wherever you like.

The only trouble is this telegram,

which says I have to go back to London
right away.

Still, the flight doesn't leave
until half past three,

so we've got all the time in the world.

You must choose the restaurant.
And make it one you really like.

Now listen, Matthews.

You want me, don't you?

Well, take me away as fast as you can.

Or we never meet anymore.

Nicole...

What's this all about?

Well, I need to get away from Paris.

And that's why I'll do anything.

(Roar of aeroplane engines)

(Easy-listening instrumental)

(Instrumental masks speech)

(Instrumental continues to mask speech)

Like my outfit, darling?

Yes. Very much.

These are what you really like,
aren't they?

- I was expecting you to ask me questions.
- You take cream?

Thank you.

But you're just about
the least curious individual I ever met.

Oh, I used to be very curious, Nicole.

I wanted to know absolutely everything
about everything.

Then, one day, it dawned on me
that every one of my questions

meant listening to an answer,

and every one of the answers
meant a disappointment.

So, I decided to stop asking questions
right away, and that's all there is to it.

But you know, Robert, what surprises me
is that you fell for a striptease artist.

I'm just a poor, middle-class sod who
married exactly as his mother told him.

And after years of
a stupid, monotonous marriage...

he finds the first girl
he ever liked.

Who, as it turned out,
happened to be a striptease artist.

But, Robert, I don't know
why you don't demand a divorce,

if she's like that.

She's dead set against it.

She might be for it,
if I gave her back all her money.

I owe everything
I have to Vanessa's money.

Including the clinic.

Her name's Vanessa?

My, it's pretty.

Well, anyway.

So much for my troubles.

Thank you, Robert,
for everything you've bought me.

You're very sweet.

You're very welcome.

- Do you have any regrets, Nicole?
- No.

- I never look back at any decision I make.
- Good.

The first time I saw you,
I said to myself,

"There...

"There goes something really beautiful
in this world.

"There's something I've missed."

(Laughs) But you don't know me at all yet.

What's the difference?

All I know is I like you very much.
In fact, I'm very attracted to you.

Isn't that enough, for starters?

Undo my dress, darling, would you?

Robert, there's one other little thing...

I want you to help me take these boots off.

Don't take them off.

I like you...

...just like that.

- Do you mind?
- (Coos) No...

If it makes it more...satisfying...

Tell me what happened, Jean.
It's important.

Yes, I remember this guy very well,
because he was the last to go.

He wanted to speak to Nicole. After she
had gone, he asked me for a taxi

and went back to his hotel.

- Could you describe him?
- I guess so.

He was tall, heavyset... I'm very sorry,
but that's about all I can say.

No, wait a minute. He was staying at...

Yes, that's right. At the Hotel Ambassador.

Oh, the cottage is about four miles
from here. It overlooks the sea.

I hope you like it.

Don't worry. I'm sure I'll be crazy about it.

I told the caretaker, Hallory,
to meet us at the pub.

There it is, over there.

It's where all the local gossips gather.

Oh, by the way, Hallory has a false hand.

Pretend not to notice it.
He's sensitive. All right?

- Mm-hm.
- One more thing...

You know what villagers are like,
so we'll tell everyone you're my wife.

- If you don't mind, that is.
- (Laughs) On the contrary.

(Gate creaks)

- Let's go.
- Mm-hm.

Hello, Peggy. Hi, Hallory.
How are you this morning?

- Morning, Dr Matthews.
- This is my wife.

She's called Nicole.

- Will you have something to drink, dear?
- No, thank you, Robert.

I'll have the usual, Peggy.

Well, Hallory...
Is everything all right up at the cottage?

- Yes, sir.
- Good.

(Miaowing)

You can go there whenever you want to.
I'll open the house.

You like it? It's the only spot
on the coast where the sun comes out.

- Of course, not every day.
- (Laughs)

I know I shall just love being here, Robert.

Do you ever go out fishing?

Sometimes.

But I need to find a bigger boat.
I must talk to old Captain Lenny.

It's beautiful, Robert.

I'm sure we'll both be happy here.

- (Man) Good morning, Dr Matthews.
- Good morning, Philip.

- How was the catch?
- I mustn't grumble, sir.

- (Matthews chuckles)
- Now, now, take this morning.

- Yes?
- I was up at the crack of dawn.

- And I got the finest fish.
- Now, tell me...

which are the two freshest fish you've got?

- That one and that one there, sir.
- This big one and the other one.

- You like 'em?
- Marvellous, darling.

- Perfect. Put them on my account.
- I'll do that.

- Our dinner's settled!
- Mm, they're lovely!

- After you, madam.
- Thank you, sir.

Darling, must you really go away? I'm
frightened to be here all alone, at night.

But there's nothing to be afraid of.

And anyway, I'll be back from London
just as soon as I possibly can.

And besides, there's Hallory.

If you want anything...

just call him.

His home number's written
in the telephone book.

But he frightens me
more than anyone else.

- Who, Hallory?
- Mm-hm.

Oh, maybe he makes a bad impression,
poor chap.

But he's all right.

Anyway,
if you feel that you're really in danger,

then just go over to the mantelpiece...

You can always use this.

For defence.

Believe me, nothing ever happens
around these parts.

If you must know, they even think that
dancing is practically a mortal sin.

- Don't stay away long.
- You'll be all right.

Mm-hm.

- Bye.
- So long.

- Morning, Mrs Matthews.
- Hi, Peggy.

Well, I...think I've done everything.

Then...you can go, Hallory.

(Heavy breathing)

- (Philip) Good morning, Dr Matthews.
- Good morning, Philip.

Now's your chance.

You want to buy some fresh fish,
I've got some fine ones this morning.

I know, I know.

First they ask around, and if they know
the nets are yours, they fight their way in.

(Both chuckle)

Robert!

Yes, that's right, Captain.
I want to buy a new boat.

Because, you see, my wife and I
will be here for some time.

So, we'll be needing it.

Shall we meet at the pub, then, in, er...?

- (Nicole whispers) Not too soon.
- In an hour, then.

(Indistinct chatter)

Look, I'll bet five pence to a half pint
that she's talking about us, Nicole.

- But he never mentioned his wife before.
- (Geek titters)

- Do you mind?
- Good evening, Dr Matthews.

Oh, Captain Lenny.

Glad you're here.
I want you to meet my wife.

- Nicole, this is Captain Lenny.
- How do you do?

Have you brought along the photos
and the plans of the boat?

- Yes, I've got them right here.
- Good, then we can have a look at them.

Why don't we all go over there?
We'll be more comfortable.

Shall we go, dear?

Hallory says they make love all day.

I wonder what they do at night.

If you ask me,
this is the one you should think about.

It's a motorsailer. There.

They never pull the blinds,
so anyone can see.

Er...there are the odd repairs
that need to be done, I imagine.

- Could it be put in order in two days...?
- (Distorted male voice) Morning, dear.

Where have you been hiding?

I thought I'd never find you.

I think I've got hold
of a rather interesting person,

who might open up our church bazaar.

And is it made from fibreglass, Captain?

- Wood is always best.
- Well, what kind of...?

- Would you mind if we left now?
- What?

I feel like I'm going to be ill.

- Uh...?
- I'll be outside.

Nicole, what's wrong?

Excuse me, Captain.
My wife's upset. She's...

She's...obviously not feeling very well.

I'll be back from town tomorrow
and we can talk about the boat then.

Of course. I understand.

Though you really ought to take it.
It's a bargain.

- What's wrong?
- Please, Robert...

- Take me home.
- All right.

(Owl hoots)

I just can't face any more Robert.

Because I'm so frightened here.

I think I'm going crazy, just waiting.

Please, Robert.

Take me with you,
back to London.

Please, Nicole. Stay, for my sake.

I'm planning to ask Vanessa for a divorce.

And then we can be married.

You...

- You really want to marry me?
- Of course.

I want to be with you forever.

(Nicole sighs)

I'll be back tomorrow to talk
to Captain Lenny about the boat.

But then I'll have to rush off again,
as I've got to do

a pretty delicate eye operation,
on a man who's losing his sight.

I'll be here waiting, Robert.

And...I'm sorry I made such a scene,
tonight, at the pub.

Forget it, darling.

(Easy-listening track plays)

(Knocking)

- Hello, Hallory. How are you?
- Morning, Dr Matthews.

- Anything you want, sir?
- No, thank you very much.

You staying here for a bit now, sir?

No, I just came back for a talk with
Captain Lenny, about the boat.

But I shall be coming back, in a couple of
days, to stay the whole weekend

or longer, I hope.
Would you turn the car round, please?

- Yes, sir. Right away.
- Thank you.

Nicole.

(Shouts) Nicole!

Hallory, why didn't you tell me my wife
wasn't here? Where's she gone?

I don't know. I never saw her go out.

I ain't seen her
since yesterday evening, sir.

Hm...

Hey, what's going on?

That Nicole didn't sleep at home
last night.

You're only confirming
what we already suspected.

Nobody believed
she was your wife, Doctor.

(Old lady) Mm, I knew it.

Keep your voice down, if you don't mind.

The village is too small
to hide certain things, Doctor.

And people gossip.
Which is worse.

But when I left her,
she was as happy as a lark.

I don't understand
why she would go off like this.

You may learn many things in life,
Doctor,

but ten lifetimes wouldn't be enough
to understand a woman.

Hm...

Do me a favour, Captain.

I know that Nicole will come back.

Tonight or tomorrow morning.

When she does return,
I want you to call me at once, in London.

Here. This is my office number.

All right, Doctor.

Not even a glimmer, hm?

Nothing, I'm afraid, sir.

Nothing.

Mm-hm...

Just a bit longer...

and you'll be able to see again.

Perfectly.

I wish I could believe that.

You don't know what it's been like,
Doctor.

This won't take a moment. There.

You mustn't move your eye.

I've finished now.

Now, remember: You mustn't take this
bandage off for any reason.

(Patient coughs)

(Footsteps)

(Matthews) Yes? What is it?
What do you want? What the...?

- (Groans)
- (Patient) What's 'appening?

(Patient) Doctor!

What's 'appening, Doctor?

(Matthews gasps)

(Patient) Dr Matthews...

(Gasping ceases)

Doc...Doctor?

Oh, my God...

What did they say his name was?

Matthews, Inspector.

Robert Matthews.

There's his missus downstairs.

Very well. Let's get to work, Bergson.

Come along.

- Ah, Mrs Matthews...
- Yes?

Baxter, Scotland Yard.
My assistant, Bergson.

Er...you have my sympathy, madam.

Sir, in your opinion,
who tried to murder him?

Jack the Ripper, I'd say.

It's quite clear.

(Mrs Matthews) Robert...

Nicole...

Excuse me, madam.
Is Nicole your first name?

No, Inspector.

My name's Vanessa.

Then tell me, who is this Nicole?

No one that I know.

Hello there, Baxter.

Matthews was very fortunate.

Apart from some blood loss,
there's not much damage to him.

That was lucky.

All right. Go on.

I 'eard a woman's footsteps
approaching.

I assumed it was a woman
wearing high heels.

But then again,
it might not've been a woman.

It' might've been those of a man.

Specially if he was wearing
a woman's shoes.

Well...anyway...

it was a man or a woman
with a determined walk, I think.

You get me, Inspector?

If we're determined about anything,

it's bound to come out,
the way you walk.

- Then what happened?
- Matthews spoke, I think.

And his words were followed by
a pistol shot.

And afterwards?

Afterwards, I thought I heard...
the person run away.

But this time,
the steps were much lighter.

I'm sure the steps were lighter.

Cause that don't mean a thing.
Steps could've belonged to a man.

Cause when you run,
you use the balls of your feet.

Didn't you know about that, Inspector?

Yes, I did, Smith.

They do teach us a few things
at the police college.

(Bergson chuckles)

There's something else.

How long have you received treatment
under Dr Matthews?

Oh, quite some time.

And did Matthews ever telephone or...

make a date with
or refer to a woman known as...

Nicole?

- Nicole, you say?
- Uh-huh.

No.

Matthews' girls are quite unknown to me.

(Typing)

- Inspector...
- Yes?

- The tapes are all ready.
- Right.

(Nicole chuckles) 'What are you doing?

(Nicole)
'You wanna start all over again?

(Matthews) 'Yes. Yes, I do.
Move over here a minute.

- (Nicole) 'Like this?
- 'Yeah... Ooh!

- (Nicole) 'What's the matter?
- 'That was your heel.

(Nicole) 'Sorry, darling. But you
wanted me to keep the boots on.'

- I brought your coffee.
- Oh...thank you.

- Well, she didn't have much on.
- Mm...

I hope I got it all down.

Oh, Inspector.
Wait till you take a look at this.

- Better take it back to the station.
- Hm...

Inspector...

Look what we found.

(Gagging)

And who is this bibulous gentleman?

He's French, sir. Like Miss Rochard.

And like more than 50 million other
Frenchmen, I might add.

He was brawling in the pub
and insulting Peggy.

Creating a nuisance.
It was a regular roughhouse.

(Baxter) Hm... I know what he needs.

Take that.

Drink this. It won't poison you.

Well, go on.

- You can take him outside now.
- To get some fresh air?

No, to throw up, Bergson.

(Michel gags)

Sit down. Miss Pennypacker...

- Feeling any better now?
- Mm...

He arrived yesterday evening, asked for
a lot of change, and began telephoning.

- Who to?
- Don't know. He was speaking French.

And in a right mood, at that. Then he
drank and played cards with the others.

But he was always getting up
to go to the telephone again.

- Go on.
- Shall I go on?

He played all night, but he passed out
about three o'clock. I let him sleep it off.

He slept till about 1 1 this morning, when
they brought in that poor woman's body.

He wanted to know what was going on.
I said she'd been drowned

and he put his hands around my throat
and pushed me. I began to scream.

- Shall I go on?
- No, no.

Miss Pennypacker, would you take her
out for some air? I'm sure she needs it.

Inspector, he's a bit less fuddled now.

Hm...

That English bastard killed her,
if you want to know.

Which one? There are 50 million of us
on these islands.

His name's Matthews.

Robert Matthews. He owns this house.

He was in Paris.

Nicole was my woman.
He took her away.

And may I point out..
my Nicole knew nobody here.

He must've been the one.

I regret to say
that your accusation is erroneous.

The doctor couldn't have done it,
since he was shot last night.

But I'd like you to explain something.

You've been here before, haven't you?

- You knew this house.
- No.

I know it's his house. But that
doesn't mean I've been here.

I came here today because I telephoned
all last night and nobody answered.

And how did you get the address?
Did Nicole tell you?

Why, yes. She...

telephoned to Paris
and told me to get over here.

Splendid. Hallory, could you get me
a cup of coffee, please?

Ah... Come here, will you?

Sit down, Michel.

What will they do?

To Nicole.

Well, the corpse
will first be taken to London

and submitted
to a thorough examination.

Superficially, we can reckon the death
happened in the early hours of today.

A few hours before the fisherman
found her, caught in the net.

Wonder if she meant to commit suicide.

No, she didn't do that.
She was murdered.

There wasn't a mark on her body.
That fact is already established.

They found her with a dress on
and nothing under it.

Not unusual. She never wore much
underwear, being a stripper.

- May I see your passport, a moment?
- Why not, Inspector?

It's in order.

I don't doubt it, but, er...
for the time being, I'll hang onto it.

I'm afraid you won't be able
to leave the country

till we're sure that you are innocent.

Nothing could persuade me to.
I'm not going to leave this country

till that bastard's dead,
who killed Nicole!

And now, if you don't mind,
I want to go out for a bit of air.

All right. I don't mind.

Inspector, your coffee.

I shall hold you responsible for all the
clothes and other articles in this house.

- Here's a copy of the list.
- Right.

Well, it's pretty clear, I'd say, Inspector.

Girl drops her old lover in Paris
and chases off with this doctor.

After a search, the Frenchie finds her,
invites her outside, and, well...

pushes her in the briny.

Brilliant. Then he pitches his little tent
in the village and gets boiled.

Hm...

Call for you, Inspector.
I've got the Yard on the line.

Bloody police...

(Man) Stop!

Just why were you watching?

You're going to tell me. So tell me now.

- Let me go!
- Tell me everything you know!

- You dirty spy!
- Let go, I say!

What if I push you over?

Pennypacker, tell Brown where
he can get the muck off his uniform.

If the fellow can't hold his liquor,
that's the worse for him.

It's not a question of liquor, Bergson.
It's just not logical.

Last night Nicole was killed and
Dr Matthews is only alive by a miracle,

and to my mind, there's some connection
between these two things.

All right. But our French friend
should be held until you're sure, sir.

Where's your sense
of good British justice?

You've started getting fascist, old fellow.
It's a bad sign.

Oh, Pennypacker, call the others.

Let's get the Frenchman
back to London at once.

Very good, Inspector.

Mr Aumont...

- That's all I know...
- Mr Aumont...

(Engine revs)

You won't change hotels, now you're back
in town, will you?

No, no, Inspector. You'll know where
to find me, if you should need me.

If you think you might need me, call
Scotland Yard. The number's well known.

- Just ask the operator.
- Funny.

(Sound of footage is muted)

I took it in Paris. Nicole didn't even know
she was being filmed.

I hadn't even met her yet.

My God. If I hadn't introduced myself
that night...

she might still be alive.

I suppose you know she was living with
another man, didn't you?

A certain Michel Aumont.

And she abandoned this Frenchman
to come over here with you.

She never told me anything about
her past life. I know nothing about it.

Well, Aumont was in the village, Doctor.

But his alibi is perfect.

But...

How did he get there?

Apparently she phoned
and she asked him to come.

Ridiculous.
Nicole and I had decided to get married.

Listen, Matthews...

Are you being completely honest with me?

When you left Nicole,
had you had a fight?

- Was she upset?
- Not at all.

When I left her, she was fine.

Strange, because the next day,
you found Nicole had vanished

and later someone tried to kill you
in your surgery in London.

The blind man thinks the footsteps
were a woman's.

Are you quite sure it wasn't
Nicole who tried to murder you?

Absolutely, Inspector.

- Why, you mean you saw your attacker?
- No.

- I only saw the boots, actually...
- Now it all looks quite simple.

You two have a scene
and you break with your mistress.

So, afterwards, she tries to murder you.

But then she commits suicide,
in despair and remorse.

Inspector, that's absolute rot.

That's what you say. The pistol is French.
It could've been Nicole's.

She could never have done a thing like
that. She never had any motive.

- We never quarrelled!
- Calm down, calm down.

Frankly, I hate to upset you,
but it's my work.

- I have to consider every angle.
- I suppose so.

You're after her killer?

It's amazing you should care,
when the stupid bitch nearly murdered

the man who was keeping her.

- No wonder she was murdered.
- One more word about her and I'll kill you.

Come here or I'll strangle you.

Someone saw you in the cottage,
the night Nicole disappeared.

Tell me why you went there to find her.

(Vanessa shrieks)

I've not been anywhere near the place,
I tell you.

I never knew that brothel existed.

Oh, yes, you did.

A woman was seen there.
That woman could only be you. You!

Stop it, please. You're choking me.
Let me go.

- (Man) 'Ere, now. We'll 'ave none o' that.
- Let me go!

It's as well I came.

Come 'ere, you.

- What's your name?
- Aumont.

Michel Aumont.

I'm a French citizen.

In the report it says you had
both hands round her throat.

I lost control, I'm sorry.

Well, what prompted it?

I went to see her cause someone had
seen an unknown woman in the village,

the night they murdered Nicole.

May I suggest you leave
this sort of thing to the police.

If all they can spare to look into this is you,
then Nicole's killer will never be caught.

Since you're so eager to get things going,

why not inform us what made Nicole drop
you in such a damn bloody hurry?

I behaved badly.

In two years, most couples do their share
of fighting. It's part of the pattern.

I know she told me...
she was terrified of something.

But I thought she was putting me on.

She spoke...
someone who was threatening her.

I wonder who.

But you can't be precise, as usual, either.

Go back to your hotel and don't trouble
anyone again, do you hear?

Or you're going to force me
to put you in jail.

And this strange woman that was seen
that night. Who told you about her?

An old sea captain I'd seen
spying from some distance.

He'd been watching the house all morning.

Bergson.

- Yes, Inspector?
- I want you to phone Vanessa Matthews.

- Invite her to picnic.
- To picnic?

- Telephone her, Bergson. Invite her.
- Whatever you say, Inspector.

Well, I can't swear to it,
but I don't think it was this lady I saw.

- No, I'm sure it wasn't.
- And there you have it, Inspector.

You can see it's wiser not to listen to
people like this Frenchman.

Well, I would say
that puts you in the clear, doesn't it?

Now that's been settled, would you mind
coming with me to look at something?

It's only a few minutes' drive away.

Mrs Matthews...

So, did the would-be killer know he was
blind, I wonder?

He was the only witness.

Was it sheer chance
or was he counting on it?

Maybe we should think of Nicole.

What if she'd got jilted?
Couldn't she have shot Robert?

After you, madam.

Ah, Mrs Matthews.
You knew how to open it.

We'd better go into the house, hadn't we?
I'd imagine you'd prefer to talk there.

Please open the door for me.

Well, who are you?

Only Vanessa Matthews.

You do know of me, don't you?

All right. Come in.

Sit down.

The reason for my visit is obvious,
I imagine.

It's to tell you to leave Robert alone.

You think he's rich,
but that's where you're wrong.

All of this belongs to me.

So, let him go.
I mean, you're barking up the wrong tree.

Look, there's a lot of money here.

- Come on.
- (Laughs)

It'll bury your pride.

I knew she'd leave him forever.

Once she got paid.

I mean...it was £5,000.

Was it now? Oh, here, let me.

But, you know,
I can't wait to find out something.

How did you first learn that Nicole
and your husband were having an affair?

Suppose it's not true that Nicole rang her
ex-lover and told him where to find her.

Listen, Inspector.
She called me, like I said.

I'm only supposing, dear sir. But it's not
difficult to obtain a person's legal address,

from his hotel registration.

The problem would be to find out
where he'd taken Nicole,

but if you thought the man was married
and knew where the wife lived,

and you went and told her all you knew
about their affair,

probably she'd be jealous and would tell
you of her husband's whereabouts.

And she actually might aid you
in finding her.

A fantastic idea, but not true.

No, I know that. I was supposing.

- Good evening, madam.
- Good evening, Liz.

(Man) Hello, Vanessa.

- Why, Robert!
- I've been waiting for you for ages.

- How are you, darling?
- I'm sorry, Robert.

I didn't know you'd be released
from hospital today.

Oh, I'm feeling much better now.

By the way,
where have you been?

- Inspector Baxter sent for me.
- Oh, really?

Something wrong?

They're having an investigation.

And...by the way,

I was told about you and your...
French doxy.

- Who told you?
- That's not important.

When I found out, I went one evening...

to that seaside nest of yours.

And I gave her £5,000 to have you back.

And she took it.

Have you ever seen anyone refuse
£5,000?

I don't believe you.

Oh, Robert...

We're both so alike.

Do you want anymore?

Oh, Vanessa...

Forgive me.

And besides...I never wanted to hurt you.

I understand.

But I won't...
share you with another woman.

I mind losing you.

And you'd feel exactly the same about me.

You look very tired.

Go to bed.

Vanessa...

You still want me around?

Darling, we'll have plenty of time
to talk about it in the morning.

Goodnight.

Thank you, Liz. Would you
turn out that light for me, please?

Certainly, sir.

- Goodnight, sir.
- Goodnight, Liz.

(Blade snaps)

(Key turns in lock)

(Vanessa yelps)

(Shrieks)

No!

(Shrieks)

(Liz) 'Mrs Matthews.

'Mrs Matthews. What is it?'

(Liz gasps) My God...

- (Shrieks) She's dead!
- What's wrong?

- What's wrong?
- She's dead! She's dead!

(Gasps)

What butchery.

The post-mortem's
as good as done for us.

Take a look at Matthews.

That poor bastard could use your
assistance more than his wife can.

Inspector, who did it this time,
do you think?

I'm so sorry, Bergson, but I'm a detective,
not a fortune teller.

(Baxter) So,
the killer wears contact lenses.

Now, that's a great help.

Such people are so uncommon, sir.

Yes, Bergson. They are.

- Now, Pennypacker.
- Yes, Inspector?

- Take that lens to the laboratory.
- Very good, Inspector.

(Baxter) Have you ever seen this man
before? Come on, speak up.

(Sobbing) He came to see Mrs Matthews.

Then he began choking her
and I called the policeman.

Yes, yes, I know that. But had he ever
been to this house before that?

Yes, about two or three days before.
He was here for hours.

Talking to Mrs Matthews.
And when he went,

she was strange and wouldn't speak,
not to anybody.

- I'll go now, sir.
- Pennypacker, take her outside?

Well, sir. So, what you said you were just
supposing, the other day, was correct.

Funny, I never guess right.
Well, hardly ever.

Well, Baxter, I've given him an injection.

He ought to sleep now.
It was a terrible shock.

When do you think
you can do the autopsy?

Tomorrow, depending on when I get
authorisation. But for what it's worth...

No stone should ever remain unturned.
You know that, don't you, Doctor?

Come along, Bergson.
There's a good chap.

Pennypacker, don't forget
to send that wire off to Paris today.

We should find out
if that fellow wears contacts.

OK, sir.

Well, I warned you, Baxter.
Just as I thought.

The autopsy was completely useless.

Listen, I know who this killer is.
Sure of it, but, er...

My problem is that the night when,
according to the evidence,

the other woman died,

he spent in the local pub,
with at least four witnesses.

That body had only been a few hours
in the water. Nothing I can do about that.

But suppose
you made an error of 24 hours.

Look, find yourself another theory,
young fellow. That's much the best way.

When the French girl
was pulled out of the sea,

there were some parts of her body that
were still soft.

Rigor mortis was onlyjust setting in.

So she'd been dead, oh...
six hours, at the most.

But I'm sorry, but I don't understand,
when I look at Vanessa Matthews.

Why, she's been dead for over 24 hours
and, I mean, she's not rigid.

And she lost more blood.

So what? Here the process of
decomposition is retarded in the freezer.

You see, all our clients,

like yours,
have their special sort of cooler.

Under ice. I see.

- (Peggy) Oh, it's not too far.
- (Bergson) Splendid.

And approximately how long
would it take me to get there?

- I'd say roughly half an hour.
- Thank you, my angel.

- Pity your visits are so short.
- Ah, that's the nature of our work.

Oh...

(Chokes)

(Both chuckle)

Soon as I get a bit of time off,
I'll invite you out to dinner.

Hey, I didn't hear you!

- I said I'd take you out to dinner.
- (Horn beeps)

No, the people that usually want ice
are all either the local butchers

or fish merchants,
and order it in bulk.

But private customers don't want ice.
They've all got their own fridges by now.

And you didn't serve anyone else,
five or six days ago?

In this awful weather? No one in their
senses is going to buy ice,

now it's so cold.

Still, if you want information, and there
must be lots you wanted to know,

you must send this one.
He looks most alert...

Yes, I'll do just that.
Good day.

Is this the only landing stage?

No, there's one
on the other side of the house.

Inspector,
what exactly are you up to now?

Elementary, my dear Bergson.

Elementary...

You're not a frustrated fisherman,
are you, sir?

Fisherman yourself. Come help me
pull this thing out, you fool.

Yes, of course, sir. Right away.

(Baxter) Hm... Yes...

Just what I thought.

- What are you getting at?
- Blocks of ice would fit here nicely.

- To check the process of decomposition?
- Yes, exactly, Bergson.

You've hit the nail on the head. A most
ingenious way of creating an alibi.

Evidently it was someone who knew the
victim quite well, Inspector.

Bravo. You're making progress, Bergson.
Now, get that rope.

So, you spied on her, you pig!

How you must have squirmed
and twitched, watching her.

Filthy swine...

Where did you get all this money, uh?

Where?

You saw who it was that killed Nicole,
didn't you?

You saw Nicole murdered. Who was it?

Talk!

All right.

I only saw a man.
It wasn't clear at all.

Because of the pouring rain.
He was dressed all in black.

It was impossible
to recognise who he was.

It could've been anyone.

- Even you.
- (Gunshot)

Hey, you. Frenchman!

Come back at once!

Inspector, it's incredible.
The Frenchman's making off with our car.

- For God's sake, do something.
- Keep calm, Bergson. Keep calm.

And who gave you this?

Santa Claus?

It was too much to resist, Inspector.

Too much.

Man's only flesh and blood.

She used to undress at night,
by the window,

but she didn't think once
of drawing the curtain.

And so I...

used to sit there and watch her.

Her body moved like a snake.

'She'd wriggle and writhe on the floor,
half-naked. And then...'

Then she'd go into a rhythmic motion
until I thought I'd go mad, every night.

And my only moment of happiness
depended on that woman.

'I wanted to watch her forever.'

Then, the last night I saw her,

'she went over to the mantelpiece
and put a lot of money into a box.

'She seemed upset about something.

'Not carefree and sensual,
like other evenings.

'Then, it began to rain.

'And as I moved the telescope, I saw a
man pressed up against the window,

'spying on her.

'I couldn't see as well as before.
But somehow, he got inside.

'And it looked as if he'd pushed
a cushion down, over her face.

'Smothering her.

'By this time, it was raining so hard
that the telescope lens was fogged up.

'And the visibility was so bad,
I couldn't make anything out clearly.'

Some minutes later, I saw his shadow
as he opened the door

'and came out carrying her limp body,
over his shoulder.

'I stood there like a dummy,
at my telescope.

'I didn't know what to do.

'Some time later,
I saw him come back to the house.

'And this time, he seemed
to be searching for something.

'He went over to the cupboard
and opened it.

'Then, he bent down
and picked something up.

'It looked to me
like a pair of women's boots.

'Well, they...seemed to be like boots.'

Though I wasn't certain.

Well, then the murderer
moved off suddenly.

'I tried to follow him with the telescope.

'But, unfortunately, I never was
able to make out who he was.

'In the end, I lost sight of him.'

The house had the French windows open
and there...

there was a lot of money in there too.

To ignore the matter was completely mad,
I thought.

I mean, several thousand quid were in
that box, just waiting to tempt somebody.

So, I finally took it. Meaning to give it
to Matthews, that is...

Yes, never mind about that.

But the man...

Who do you think it could've been?

You've got no idea at all
that might give a lead?

No. I said before, it was pouring.

And there was no moon, you know.

Visibility was too poor.

And a telescope will make things bigger,
but the brightness will be reduced.

I said all this to that French fellow.

I can make no accusations.

It could've been anyone you like.

It was a man. That's all I know.

Was it him, do you think?

What can I say?

I don't know. Maybe that's how the boy
found out there was all that money.

Well, but all that
was written in the newspaper.

- Thank you very much, Inspector.
- Pleasure.

(Cuffs snap)

All right, Smith.

We two are going to have a little talk, eh.

And you can forget your stick.

Because I'll let you know if there are any
other wallets lying on the pavement.

Come on.

So, the bird's flown. Come on.

You're going to explain.

All right, I will.

I'm almost cured.
Me sight's almost come back.

You're not blind. You're a phoney,
lying crook.

No. I was at first, though.

But I went on faking
that I couldn't see, after.

You've got exactly a minute,
or I'll ring up Scotland Yard.

You're in bad with the police,
young lad.

You won't be calling Scotland Yard.

And if you want a guy to talk,
you're going the wrong way about it.

Get up, then.

- Who shot Matthews?
- I told you already.

He knows this... I was...
I was blind, I tell you.

Who was it?

Please! No! Please...

All right. But...

You gotta believe me.

I was really blind.

Blind for over a month.

A month when I thought
my sight was gone.

- It was due to an accident at my work.
- What do you mean "work"?

You see, we were working with a
blowtorch. A powerful one.

We'd been breaking a safe with it.

I swear, if I'd been able to see
who shot Matthews,

I'd have told it to Baxter.

Even if it meant
that I'd have been put in prison,

and with me all the others.

I'm not trying to put you in jail.
You just tell me who shot that man.

'(Footsteps)'

I heard... I heard a girl's footsteps,
that night.

Seemed to be high heels.

Sure they were.

Eh, hey!

You're not gonna go and tell all this
to the cops, are you?

Don't worry. The less I see
of Inspector Baxter, the better.

(Ringing)

Hello, Baxter's office.
Bergson here.

One moment. Inspector, it's for you.
I don't know who it is.

But they say it's urgent.

Hello. Inspector Baxter speaking.

This is s a friend. I'd like
to give you some advice, Inspector.

If you want to find out more
about the death of Nicole Rochard,

keep an eye on Smith, the blind man
Dr Matthews was treating.

That might be quite an idea.

Thank you, Monsieur Aumont.

Yes.

Ah, by the way, your car, Inspector.

Please don't worry.
I'm going to bring it back.

Goodbye, sir.

(Alarm bell rings)

- (Cries out)
- Oh, merde! I'm sorry, Smithy.

(Smith) 'I just had to grit my teeth
and try not to make a sound.

'The alarm meant we only had
three minutes to finish the job.

'So, my friend got on with it.

'After he got the diamonds,

'we got out...and he helped me
to get to London by train.'

(Baxter) Mm...
A diamond robbery in Paris,

a nasty accident,
and a poor blind fellow in London,

who manages to be cured
at the right moment.

He promised he'd put all those damned
diamonds in a hiding place, first.

Then leave and follow me here.

Or if he couldn't,
he'd tell me where they were.

But then,

I 'eard no more and, so, here I sits,
while I grind me bum to dust.

And who is this chum of yours?

Oh, I ain't no stool pigeon.

Anyway, he's shown you
what kind of friend he is.

You're over here in London,
without a penny,

and here the diamonds are conspicuous
by their absence.

I believe he'll turn up again, though.

He'd be the last to promise
and then not keep his word.

I know him too well.

Anyway, for me it may be risky.

But the diamonds are worth
a few years in jail.

(Door opens)

- Inspector, telex from Paris.
- Thanks.

You're really in trouble, Smith.

Your accomplice
was a chap named Rochard.

Ernest Rochard.

And he was killed
while doing a bunk into Switzerland.

Had his throat cut by a colleague,
we assume.

Who was after those jewels.

You're not trying one of those lousy tricks
of yours, Mr Baxter?

Do you never read the news?

If I couldn't see, how the hell
could I read a newspaper?

If it's true, I'm sorry.

Sorry for Rochard.

Look, it wasn't me who murdered him,
you know.

That's only what you say.

Very likely, the person who fired at
Dr Matthews intended to kill you.

Someone who wanted to avenge
Rochard's death

and pocket the jewels.

Three guesses.

Well, the French girl, for example.

Nicole. Nicole Rochard.

Come again?

- Nicole Rochard?
- Yes.

But if she's his child
and was here...

Why, she had to have
all those diamonds, then.

(Dramatic violin instrumental)

(Instrumental masks speech)

(Easy-listening track plays)

(Door opens)

(Aumont groans)

(Aumont) Bastard!

Bastard!

(Aumont groans)

(Baxter) Stop that!

Hallory!

- Bergson. Frisk the Frenchman.
- Pleasure, Inspector.

(Bergson) All right, get up.
And don't try anything smart.

You had your fun stealing our car,
didn't you?

But that's all over now, right?

Not speaking, eh?

Oh, Dr Matthews... I'm sorry.

It comes over me like that...

Forget it.

(Bergson) All right. Let's see
what's in your pockets.

Go on, put your hands up.

Brown. Give a hand, here,
with Myra Breckinridge.

Yes, sir. Come on, lad.

(Bergson) Not so ready with your tricks,
now, are you?

Leave me alone. I'm innocent.

This is all there is, Inspector.

(Baxter) Well, now, let's see.

Mm... Now what have we here?

Interesting...

There's your proof, Bergson.

We certainly don't need
any more evidence than this.

- Put the cuffs on him.
- Yes, sir.

I say, sir. That was rather well done.

That's funny...

I usually hurt my hand.

- (Baxter) Oh, Brown...
- Yes, Inspector?

Handcuffs for the gentleman, please.
Then take him outside.

(Brown) Right away, sir.
Come on. Get up.

(Smith) Inspector. Inspector.

Look at 'em.

Old Rochard said he'd hide them in
his daughter's choker and bracelets.

I never put two and two together till you
told me the dead girl was his daughter.

I felt sure Rochard wouldn't be the type
to go back on his word.

Well, I'm glad to say that seems to settle
that, doesn't it?

And now, a cup of coffee
wouldn't be a bad idea.

I'll get one, Inspector.

Hold that, Bergson.

- What an incredible story.
- Hm...

It took him a bit of time to find the girl.

When he did find her,
she still wouldn't talk.

So he killed her.

After which, with a flash of genius
and two slabs of ice,

he managed to hoodwink the coroner
into making an error

as to the time of her death.

Thus creating an excellent alibi.

Then we must also credit the boy
with the killing of poor Mrs Matthews,

who'd already started to get suspicious
at the time of the original encounter.

Then he went for Smith, but misfired
and very nearly killed you.

All the same, Smith was right.

Even men can wear high heels
if they want to, you know.

I don't want to come back here ever again.

It's over for you, Inspector.

It'll be a case among many others.

But for me... Hm...

(Philip) Ah, up bright and early
this morning, gentlemen.

Good morning, Dr Matthews.

Well, Philip, how are you?

I've brought you a barrel of wonderful fish,
this morning.

All caught today, so you won't be needing
them great blocks of ice

like you did last time.
(Chuckles)

(Vanessa) 'There are £5,000 here.
Come on, take it.'

(Chuckles)

It'll help bury your pride.

And what makes you think
I'd leave Robert for your money, chérie?

All right.

Then I'm going to tell you something
that's really so horrible you'll be appalled.

Go ahead, I'm waiting.

Your father...and Robert...

were associates for years.

And that means only one thing, of course.

They carried out their crimes together.

The brain was Robert and, er...

the brawn, your father.

Robert conceived the robberies
and Rochard executed them.

It was Robert who worked out
that diamond robbery

and he was the one
who murdered your father to get them.

And he'll murder you too
to have those diamonds for himself.

And I did. I had no choice.

I got rid of Rochard on the train.
And he didn't have the diamonds with him.

'Smith didn't know me. I lured him into my
surgery by offering him free treatment.

'But I couldn't get anything out of him.'

(Nicole starts, thunderclap)

(Screams)

'I roped some slabs of ice around
Nicole's body and threw her into the sea.

'I calculated that rigor mortis
would be held up for some hours.

'Then I went back to the cottage
to look for the diamonds,

'but I couldn't do anything because
that damned Frenchman was there.

'He was looking at a pair of boots
I'd given Nicole.'

'They were just like a pair
I'd bought Vanessa.'

It's a sort of thing with me.

I like my women to wear them.

I didn't go back that night.

'I planned to return
after Nicole's body had been found,

'when I'd established a foolproof alibi.'

But I didn't plan on what my wife would do.

First of all, she tried to buy off Nicole
with £5,000.

And then she tried to kill me
and take over the situation herself.

But she missed, though.
And when she merely wounded me,

she botched everything and handed me
an alibi which was absolutely ironclad.

Well. You knew it was your wife
who had planned to murder you?

From the boots she was wearing.

But I had to kill her when she found out
I was working with the father of Nicole.

Otherwise, she would've blackmailed me
for the rest of my life, you see.

Well, since they won't be
of any further use to me,

I might as well hand over to you
the real jewels.

- So, what sort do I have now?
- Now, Inspector...

Did you expect me to kill Nicole before I'd
hidden the jewels where I wanted them?

The diamonds you found are paste.

I replaced the real ones
after Nicole's death.

- Oh? And where's all the good stuff, then?
- Over there.

In the mantelpiece.
They're hidden in a secret drawer.

- You want me to show them to you?
- Yes. You bet.

Just for safekeeping...

I put them in here.

Until I could come back.

Here they are.

Rochard's diamonds, Inspector.
Get up.

You haven't a chance.
You know that, Matthews.

Take your handcuffs. All of you.

Lock yourselves together.
Last man, to the mantelpiece.

Come on, you too.

Go on. Hurry up!

Don't waste time.

Come on!

- (Aumont groans)
- (Matthews chuckles)

Goodbye, Inspector.

I trust we shall...never meet again.

(Baxter) Try and get up, Aumont.
Come on!

(Matthews) Get out of my way!

(Matthews groans)

(Philip) Help! Help! Help!

(Groans)

(Gasps)

I'm afraid I have to apologise,

but when I saw that pair of contact lenses
we found,

I was ready to lay any odds you like
it was you.

In Paris, that same morning
when Nicole disappeared,

I realised her story was true.

Because I saw them lying there
on the bathroom shelf.

Matthews had planted them there,
to make me look guilty to Nicole.

Yes. Managed to convince us like that,
as well.

I know you did your best, Inspector.

- Oh, pretty poor, actually...
- (Man) Monsieur Aumont...

Hurry. Come on, come on.

- Well...
- Well...

Bon voyage.

Au revoir, Inspecteur.

- Monsieur, au revoir.
- Au revoir, sir.

All the better he's gone, Bergson.

And now I think we should both go
and report humbly to our superiors,

making it clear to them all
just what bloody good sleuths we are.

Yes, you're right, sir.
It's about time they found out.