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Reading Rock Festival 1979
is deliriously thrilled to welcome
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the holy trinity of Edwin Droodl
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On electric fiddle,
the legendary Roy Pilgriml
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- Are you sure you know where you're going?
- L'll be fine.
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HE-E-E-ELP!
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You're listening to Classic FM.
Coming up next, Vivaldi.
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Morning. Is there a problem? What's happened?
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Do you know Mr Pilgrim?
We're getting no reply.
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L'm his fianc�e. He should be in.
He's expecting me at nine.
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What's this all about?
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Roy?
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Roy?
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In here!
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What the hell's happened to you?
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Got a crack on the back of the head. Thought
they'd gone. One caught me from behind.
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They rifled the safe
and then cuffed me to this thing,
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so I couldn't raise the alarm.
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L think you'll need a hacksaw.
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Before we go into this, there is another matter
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concerning a...
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What kind of sick games
have you been playing?!
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How many of you saw this girl?
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We all did, sir.
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Where is she?
Her mother's worried out of her mind.
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Who?
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The pretty little thing
you invited for tea and crumpets!
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Don't pull that innocent routine!
Why do you think the police are here?
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Francine, I haven't a clue...
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Mr Pilgrim, can you tell us where you were
at four o'clock yesterday afternoon?
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Is this a joke?
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L haven't moved from here in 20 hours!
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L'm not Harry Houdini!
Is someone trying to be funny?
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Nothing funny about a missing person,
Mr Pilgrim.
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We know she left home yesterday morning
for this address.
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It appears she was seen by six eye-witnesses
entering your house through this door
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at 4.00, as the school bus was arriving.
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- Someone's putting you on.
- Mr Pilgrim, a straight answer, please!
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Did you let a 16-year-old girl named
Tracy Cook into this house yesterday?
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L don't know what you're playing at,
but let's lay it to rest now.
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L've been sat here staring
at these four walls since midday yesterday
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till the moment you arrived.
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And, on my granny's grave, no one
has come in through those French windows.
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OK, so, if your friend in the back
could stick an old sock in it this time,
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perhaps we can get this one alone
to give the illusion that we have a brain!
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OK... go.
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"At the post box, look fore and aft to see
the sea. What year does it appear to be?"
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- Fore and aft...
- It's in front of us and behind us.
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- To see the sea...
- Tough one.
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To see the sea, what year does it appear
to be? Fore and aft...
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There's the sea on this pub sign.
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What year does it appear to be?
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The building's Jacobean.
What's that? Early 17th century?
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Too vague. Anyway, it's sideways on,
so it doesn't work.
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Um... what seas are there, then?
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- Red Sea...
- Black Sea...
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- Black Sea... Dead Sea...
- Irish Sea...
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- What year does it appear...
... To be?
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All right, what's the answer?
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1983.
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Why?!
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You see that old Vauxhall back there?
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How do you look forwards and backwards
at it at the same time?
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Oh-h!
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A reg - 1983.
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Well, how do they expect anybody
in the whole wide world to get that?!
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Another miracle!
And, see, it was all done with mirrors!
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Greg, if you're planning to open your legs
any wider, let me know, I'll get out the car.
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Hello?
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Yes. We've just done clue 24, I'm afraid.
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Yes, I know, it's desperately boring.
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Thanks to Abracadabra here,
we'll be finished by half past.
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OK, see you in the pub. Bye, babe.
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L've got a bum bandit on my tail.
Pull back, you little...!
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STUPID, BIRD-HEADED BITCH!
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If she calls me Abracadabra once more,
I may go berserk with that emery board,
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file down her face till it resembles an egg.
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It's just Sheena's way.
L think she quite likes you.
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L can't tell you how much I've enjoyed
sharing the back with Mr Biceps,
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who expands like a gas to fill any space.
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L felt his thigh pulse through my trousers!
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Will you make the effort?
She is my best friend!
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So that's what you do? Sit at home all day
and think up conjuring tricks?
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- How amazingly pointless!
- Thank you.
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What's the deal between you and Maddy?
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L mean, is it like serious passion time here?
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How far into your world is she allowed to go?
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L mean, have you shown her
your magic wand yet?
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Wedding? I
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You've got some nerve, Ron! This is not real!
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Hello, lover's tiff?
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Thanks, treasure.
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That's the cow that carved me up!
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Got other things on her mind, obviously.
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OK, you want me to believe you've changed?
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You'll never change, Roy!
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L'm condemned before I start?!
L don't get a chance?!
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Six eye-witnesses watched her
walk into your house!
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It's a conspiracy! They were bought off!
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Six schoolboys, Roy?!
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Francine, I never touched her! L never saw her!
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For God's sake, just leave!
Don't contaminate my life!
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Oops-a-daisy.
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Go on, chuck it down the drain,
show her what you think of her!
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He still loves her, you see?
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Probably just wants the money back.
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- Are you all blind?!
- What's your problem?
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Can't you see who that is? That guy?
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Who?
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Who?! That is Roy Pilgrim!
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You are KIDDING me!
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- No!
- Who's Roy Pilgrim?
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Roy Pilgrim!
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Edwin Drood?
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You probably liked them, did you?
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They were in the vanguard
of progressive rock through the 70s and 80s!
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- They made some seminal stuff!
- That's a polite way of saying it.
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L suppose you liked Percy Sledge?
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- Ah, now you're talking!
- Yes, Percy!
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- We loved Percy.
- We loved Percy!
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We loved him, but not
quite as much as we loved Otis!
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L know, I've just seen it.
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Kids'll tell you anything to be part
of the story. L don't know what they saw.
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Appearances can be deceptive.
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Yes. Despite the appearance of something
in your trousers, you haven't a leg to stand on.
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You haven't got a case. You've taken
my house to pieces and scored zero.
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Mr Pilgrim, you...
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Are you any good with these?
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You say you never left the room
from about midday onwards?
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Sure, plumbed into the heating system!
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You don't think you could have
passed out again?
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Fallen asleep?
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Thanks.
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L didn't pass out. L was awake until it got dark.
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L knew I was stuck there till Francine
arrived, so I used the time.
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L wrote three songs
to get my mind off my bladderl
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And at 4.00?
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3.00-4.00, I listened to Classic FM,
so that fixes the time.
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At 4.00, they went into Vivaldi,
so I switched it off.
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L'm staring right at the window
where she's supposed to have come in.
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Did you write to this girl inviting her
to come and meet you on Monday?
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- Why would I do that?
- She was young, attractive.
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She'd sent you photos.
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You're sick
and what you are suggesting is sick.
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And what am I suggesting, Mr Pilgrim?
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That Tracy Cook found her hero
wanted to give her more than an autograph?
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That it all got very nasty
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in ways I don't like to think about.
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Afterwards, to give yourself an alibi,
you cooked up the burglars and radiators!
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Like I told your colleague before you arrived,
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the only thing that come in
through those French windows was a frog.
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- If I...
- What do you mean?
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Er... little green frog with a red belly.
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What do you mean, "Told our colleague"?
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I...
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...never said I was the police.
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L just said I'd like help with my enquiries.
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You're not his legal advisor?
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Legal advisor?
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Hi?
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In here. L'm cooking.
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What's the matter with you?
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L was just reminded of that quote
by Robert Oppenheimer,
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"I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds. "
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L overdid the croutons slightly.
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It's like Gandhi's funeral pyre in here!
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Yes. Now you've put the gas out, thank you
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L was getting on fine till you arrived!
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This lightness of touch you have
in the kitchen is a joy to behold
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So, tell me about Pilgrim.
Is he capable of murder?
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L've heard him sing, obviously.
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L don't get it. Six witnesses
all saw her go in at four o'clock.
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Now, if that's right, he hasn't got a prayer.
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Yet he swears blind he was in the room
all afternoon fully conscious and saw no one.
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He's either very stupid or very devious.
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- Or neither.
- What do you mean?
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Maybe he's saying it because it's true.
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Is that supposed to be doing that?
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Two more minutes. What do you mean, true?
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A girl can't vanish into thin air
while walking through a pair of French...
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Do you know, I never know when
you're winding me up. That's the trouble.
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Do you want to pick us out
a bottle of something?
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Any particular one?
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What's this?
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Oh, petrol.
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Petrol?!
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L can't leave it in the car. Things get nicked!
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L'll put it in the hall, shall I?
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By the canisters of napalm
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So this is the guy, Jacob Flowers,
who stuck the note under my wiper?
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What's his connection with Pilgrim?
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Heard of a cult called the Creed of Eden?
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No.
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They're into some kind of eco-religious thing.
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The world is God's garden, all life is sacred.
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It's easier for a rich man to enter
a camel if he stands on a box.
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This character is their grand prophet
and founding father.
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- If you know your history of rock...
- Intimately.
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You'll know it was on Edwin Drood's tour
of the States in July '87
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that Roy Pilgrim
became a disciple of the order,
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leading to the break-up of the group
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and some deadly solo albums
about rainforests and dolphins.
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So, Flowers will stick up for Pilgrim
because they're buddies,
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or maybe he knows something
about this that we don't.
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Don't scrape that off! It's meant to be
that colour, it's Cajun! Blackened catfish.
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Looks more like halibut to me.
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Blackened halibut, then. L had to improvise.
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Can we have less pedanticism and just eat.
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The word is pedantry.
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No, Mr Danziger, a trifle baffling won't do!
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A trifle baffling doesn't get near it!
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My fianc�e's dumped me, I'm looking
at charges of abduction or murder,
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all because I wasn't smart enough to lie!
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They can put the cast
of "Goodbye, Mr Chips" on the stand,
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but it doesn't change what I saw!
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If you're any kind of lawyer, you'd better...
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Look, I'll call you back.
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That's the one.
You could hardly miss her from here.
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So... when she pressed this bell,
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someone...
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must have let her in.
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- What are you doing?
- You need to check it out.
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- L can't go in there!
- Why not?
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Roy Pilgrim!
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L can't meet Roy Pilg...
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You're talking about mythology!
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You reduce someone to flesh and blood,
the whole thing's destroyed. The whole icon!
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Jonathan, you're beginning to sound like a prat.
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Sorry.
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What does it take
to make you go away?
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L'm sorry about yesterday,
but I'm interested in helping you, actually.
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If you'll just take a minute to let us in.
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What are you?
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Right now, Mr Pilgrim?
We're the only hope you've got.
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The white room. L'm standing in the white room!
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The white room!
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Yes, it's... certainly white, all right, no question.
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The white room
is like a... chamber of contemplation.
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00:22:31,486 --> 00:22:33,602
It's where I centre creatively.
239
00:22:39,646 --> 00:22:43,116
And the actual Bandawi bush cats!
240
00:22:43,926 --> 00:22:46,281
Utterly amazing!
241
00:22:47,606 --> 00:22:53,078
Hand-carved speaker cabinets presented
by the Gambian percussionist Joshua Bandawi
242
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:57,319
- in... what year where you there?
- 1973.
243
00:22:57,486 --> 00:23:00,523
L think you'll find it was '76.
244
00:23:00,686 --> 00:23:07,444
Because "Tribal Jam"
didn't hit the charts until early '77.
245
00:23:07,606 --> 00:23:10,518
We were in Zaire in '76.
246
00:23:10,686 --> 00:23:16,158
No. You were deported from Zaire in May '75.
247
00:23:16,326 --> 00:23:20,604
After Martin Crow rode into the president's
jacuzzi on a wildebeest.
248
00:23:21,446 --> 00:23:23,198
Mad as a light bulb!
249
00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:28,398
Yeah. Er... I don't suppose
you see much of the others now, do you,
250
00:23:28,566 --> 00:23:30,636
since the old firm split up?
251
00:23:31,446 --> 00:23:34,916
The band was always riven
by petty factionalism.
252
00:23:35,086 --> 00:23:37,122
L lived with them for 15 years.
253
00:23:37,286 --> 00:23:39,481
That's 15 years too long.
254
00:23:39,646 --> 00:23:44,037
And then came the Creed of Eden.
That's been quite a crusade for you.
255
00:23:44,206 --> 00:23:46,674
L try to follow my conscience.
256
00:23:47,806 --> 00:23:50,639
Jacob Flowers seems to be on your side.
257
00:23:50,806 --> 00:23:53,445
He left a note on my windscreen.
258
00:23:53,606 --> 00:23:58,122
They have a commune
about 20 minutes away - Hog's Belly Farm.
259
00:23:58,286 --> 00:24:01,801
L've been a kind of... patron for them.
260
00:24:01,966 --> 00:24:06,517
L guess he's as rattled about this as I am.
Is that one o'clock?
261
00:24:06,686 --> 00:24:09,280
L've got to record "The Waltons".
262
00:24:09,806 --> 00:24:11,683
"The Waltons"?
263
00:24:13,326 --> 00:24:15,317
L'll be two seconds.
264
00:24:15,486 --> 00:24:16,805
So...
265
00:24:19,886 --> 00:24:21,956
Have you found something clever?
266
00:24:22,846 --> 00:24:25,235
The gateway to a parallel dimension?
267
00:24:26,326 --> 00:24:27,918
"The Waltons"?!
268
00:24:29,326 --> 00:24:30,805
Jonathan!
269
00:24:30,966 --> 00:24:33,958
- The French windows.
- What?
270
00:24:35,286 --> 00:24:40,758
What do you want me to say? They're French
windows that people walk in and out of!
271
00:24:42,086 --> 00:24:45,920
The blinds are Venetian blinds
and the floor is just a...
272
00:24:51,686 --> 00:24:53,005
What?
273
00:24:55,606 --> 00:24:59,281
No, it's just the way these figures
are slightly faded.
274
00:24:59,446 --> 00:25:01,721
You see, down here?
275
00:25:03,366 --> 00:25:06,039
And down here.
276
00:25:09,846 --> 00:25:13,122
They're faded on the wrong side, surely?
277
00:25:14,326 --> 00:25:18,604
- These speakers, do they get moved about?
- Never.
278
00:25:18,766 --> 00:25:22,918
They were positioned for perfect balance
15 years ago. Why do you ask?
279
00:25:24,406 --> 00:25:26,237
L could be wrong,
280
00:25:26,406 --> 00:25:30,558
but it looks to me as if someone
has recently swapped them round.
281
00:25:35,726 --> 00:25:37,682
Well, I don't know.
282
00:25:37,846 --> 00:25:40,440
L mean, it's too incredible for words.
283
00:25:41,446 --> 00:25:44,836
Roy Pilgrim watches "The Waltons".
284
00:25:45,006 --> 00:25:47,395
But does that make him a murderer?
285
00:25:47,566 --> 00:25:49,841
Here, you can navigate.
286
00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:51,519
Where to?
287
00:25:51,686 --> 00:25:54,519
L thought we'd pay a visit to Hog's Belly Farm.
288
00:26:16,286 --> 00:26:18,197
Good afternoon.
289
00:26:18,366 --> 00:26:22,723
- Hi, my name's...
- Madeleine, right? We're expecting you.
290
00:26:23,806 --> 00:26:25,637
Toby Flowers.
291
00:26:25,806 --> 00:26:28,445
Guess you got the note from my uncle, huh?
292
00:26:28,606 --> 00:26:30,597
Well, it did intrigue me.
293
00:26:30,766 --> 00:26:32,961
Oh, this is my friend Jonathan.
294
00:26:33,126 --> 00:26:35,321
Hi, are you a journalist, too?
295
00:26:35,486 --> 00:26:39,365
More in the way of a technical advisor,
aren't you?
296
00:26:39,526 --> 00:26:41,881
On this business of the missing girl.
297
00:26:42,046 --> 00:26:44,241
It's the weirdest thing, isn't it?
298
00:26:44,406 --> 00:26:49,400
She could have walked in through that window
and never arrived the other side.
299
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:51,955
Spooky, kind of, wouldn't you say?
300
00:26:53,286 --> 00:26:55,720
Now, do you want to come with me?
301
00:26:55,886 --> 00:26:59,640
L know my Uncle Jacob and Aunt Polly
are keen to see you.
302
00:26:59,806 --> 00:27:02,764
They're just up ahead bonding with the trees.
303
00:27:02,926 --> 00:27:04,996
And up...
304
00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:08,762
...and down.
305
00:27:08,926 --> 00:27:14,842
Circling and caressing the trunk with your trunk!
306
00:27:20,326 --> 00:27:24,956
If you feel you want to lick or nibble
the bark, don't be afraid to do that.
307
00:27:25,126 --> 00:27:28,243
Let the love flow from your body
308
00:27:28,406 --> 00:27:31,159
rhythmically into the tree.
309
00:27:31,326 --> 00:27:33,362
Down through the roots,
310
00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:35,517
into the earth.
311
00:27:35,686 --> 00:27:39,884
Remember, the tree will get
as much pleasure from this as you will.
312
00:27:40,046 --> 00:27:44,164
Do you do this sort of thing regularly, then?
313
00:27:44,326 --> 00:27:49,081
Since I met Jacob, 18 years ago now.
It's a really liberating experience.
314
00:27:49,246 --> 00:27:52,204
Especially for Polly,
who grew up in East London.
315
00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:56,120
- Which part? Barking?
- Mile End. Quite close.
316
00:27:56,286 --> 00:28:01,758
L've never seen anybody get that friendly
with a knothole. Almost grounds for divorce!
317
00:28:01,926 --> 00:28:05,123
You ever been up in an oak tree, Jonathan?
318
00:28:05,446 --> 00:28:09,724
It's true. We all owe
a tremendous debt to Roy Pilgrim.
319
00:28:09,886 --> 00:28:14,323
This whole estate,
everything you see, is down to his support
320
00:28:14,486 --> 00:28:16,522
and generosity.
321
00:28:16,686 --> 00:28:21,077
He was the greatest benefactor
you could ask for.
322
00:28:21,246 --> 00:28:23,521
How do you mean, was?
323
00:28:23,686 --> 00:28:28,521
L won't pretend this new fianc�e of his
was devoted to our cause.
324
00:28:28,686 --> 00:28:30,802
Francine Faraday.
325
00:28:30,966 --> 00:28:34,276
She runs
a small investment consultancy somewhere,
326
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:39,156
so she's probably
in need of spiritual enlightenment.
327
00:28:39,966 --> 00:28:43,276
So she was leading him
off the straight and narrow?
328
00:28:43,446 --> 00:28:46,199
It's for Roy to choose his own destiny.
329
00:28:46,366 --> 00:28:51,804
We were glad he'd found a relationship that
works for him, but now, with these rumours...
330
00:28:51,966 --> 00:28:57,040
If you can shed any light on this, Madeleine,
to clear Roy's name,
331
00:28:57,206 --> 00:29:02,644
believe me, your efforts will not go
unrewarded, and we're not talking money.
332
00:29:02,806 --> 00:29:06,276
Come with me. L want to show you something.
333
00:29:31,846 --> 00:29:35,077
There are four more underway back home,
334
00:29:35,246 --> 00:29:40,161
in Utah, Wyoming, Maine and New Mexico.
335
00:29:40,766 --> 00:29:44,805
Because the day will come,
make no mistake about that.
336
00:29:45,766 --> 00:29:47,757
And I'll make you a promise.
337
00:29:47,926 --> 00:29:52,681
Help Roy and there will be two seats
waiting for you
338
00:29:52,846 --> 00:29:55,360
on the journey to the new world!
339
00:29:59,726 --> 00:30:01,398
No way!
340
00:30:01,566 --> 00:30:03,557
What, like, an ark as in Noah?!
341
00:30:03,726 --> 00:30:07,162
- L don't believe you.
- L don't believe me and I was there!
342
00:30:07,326 --> 00:30:10,204
Seriously potty people, can't tell you!
343
00:30:10,366 --> 00:30:16,077
What do the police think? That he did her in.
He'll bluff it out until they find a body.
344
00:30:16,246 --> 00:30:17,998
If they find a body.
345
00:30:18,166 --> 00:30:21,715
L thought it was all down
to Marvo the Mystic here.
346
00:30:23,646 --> 00:30:27,082
What happened?
Did your special powers desert you?
347
00:30:27,246 --> 00:30:32,718
He did find something, actually.
Two funny speaker cabinets inside the door
348
00:30:32,886 --> 00:30:34,763
had been switched round.
349
00:30:34,926 --> 00:30:39,204
Because that's where he'd hidden her,
after he'd sawed her in half!
350
00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:41,479
No?
351
00:30:41,646 --> 00:30:45,605
OK, why would you deliberately swap round
a couple of speakers?
352
00:30:45,766 --> 00:30:49,554
- That's the question.
- That's not the question.
353
00:30:49,726 --> 00:30:51,364
What do you mean?
354
00:30:51,526 --> 00:30:54,882
- Well, you wouldn't.
- So, what's the point?
355
00:30:55,046 --> 00:30:58,163
None whatsoever, I should think.
356
00:30:58,326 --> 00:31:00,601
All right, you've lost me.
357
00:31:00,766 --> 00:31:06,602
L think what he is saying
is that it could be accidental.
358
00:31:07,086 --> 00:31:11,443
Consider it this way round.
Someone comes into Pilgrim's house.
359
00:31:11,606 --> 00:31:16,077
For whatever reason, they remove
a pair of identical-looking speakers.
360
00:31:16,246 --> 00:31:22,242
Later, they return them. Because they look
alike, they put them back wrong way round.
361
00:31:24,246 --> 00:31:29,274
But who would steal a pair of speakers
and then just put them back again?
362
00:31:31,126 --> 00:31:33,765
A very honest burglar?
363
00:31:38,006 --> 00:31:41,885
Better split, I think.
Adam said he might call from Vegas.
364
00:31:42,446 --> 00:31:46,405
L thought I'd check out the other
band members of Edwin whatsit.
365
00:31:46,566 --> 00:31:48,716
If I get anything, I'll ring you.
366
00:31:48,886 --> 00:31:50,524
See you, Sheena.
367
00:32:55,926 --> 00:33:01,683
Glenn, have you got a moment
to talk to this journalist about Roy Pilgrim?
368
00:33:01,846 --> 00:33:04,838
- From...?
- L'm freelance. Maddy Magellan.
369
00:33:05,006 --> 00:33:11,559
Mr McArthur. L can't believe I just shook the
hand that played guitar on "Hoodoo Woman"!
370
00:33:11,726 --> 00:33:16,595
Now I can die happy. No, I was after a bit
of background on your ex-colleague.
371
00:33:16,766 --> 00:33:22,716
What do you want me to say? That I loathed
the money-grabbing son-of-a-bitch?
372
00:33:22,886 --> 00:33:24,444
It's a start.
373
00:33:24,606 --> 00:33:29,316
We were young. We just wanted to play
rock 'n' roll. We weren't businessmen.
374
00:33:29,486 --> 00:33:34,355
Edwin Drood became a fundraiser
for our management and record companies.
375
00:33:34,526 --> 00:33:37,677
Roy, because he wrote the songs,
got sponsorship.
376
00:33:37,846 --> 00:33:40,406
He was the one who cleaned up.
377
00:33:40,566 --> 00:33:43,876
Don't ask me how.
L've spent years trying to forget.
378
00:33:44,046 --> 00:33:48,756
Did you say extra anchovies?
Mike said you did, but I swear you...
379
00:33:48,926 --> 00:33:50,837
What's this? What's going on?
380
00:33:51,006 --> 00:33:54,203
- Look, Tex, I'm really sorry, but...
- Jerry?
381
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:56,084
Who are these jokers?
382
00:33:56,246 --> 00:33:59,841
There comes a time,
for the greater good of the band...
383
00:34:00,006 --> 00:34:03,237
You've been replaced
is what he's trying to say, guys.
384
00:34:03,406 --> 00:34:06,204
- It happens.
- We were only gone for 20 minutes.
385
00:34:06,366 --> 00:34:10,359
Life moves on.
Can't we all stay cool about this?
386
00:34:10,526 --> 00:34:14,314
You put together another line-up
while we went for a pizza?!
387
00:34:14,486 --> 00:34:15,999
This is unreal!
388
00:34:16,166 --> 00:34:18,157
Jerry, can you handle it?
389
00:34:18,326 --> 00:34:20,317
We needed fresh blood.
390
00:34:20,486 --> 00:34:23,444
And you're gonna get it over these walls!
391
00:34:30,206 --> 00:34:34,563
So, what do you know
about this fianc�e of his?
392
00:34:34,726 --> 00:34:39,163
- Francine Faraday.
- Didn't strike me as Roy's type at all.
393
00:34:39,326 --> 00:34:41,282
More future mother-in-law.
394
00:34:41,446 --> 00:34:43,562
What do you mean by that?
395
00:34:43,726 --> 00:34:45,796
Who did you say you wrote for?
396
00:34:45,966 --> 00:34:52,155
L'm putting a book together with major cases
that the police have got horribly wrong.
397
00:34:54,006 --> 00:34:57,919
My opinion, you're wasting your time
on this one.
398
00:35:01,006 --> 00:35:02,997
Thanks for your help.
399
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:23,315
Have one of these a day.
She'll soon be up and running.
400
00:35:23,486 --> 00:35:28,082
- Is there somewhere to wash my hands?
- Sure, inside in the kitchen.
401
00:35:47,326 --> 00:35:50,682
Toby? Oh, my God, what's happened?!
402
00:35:50,846 --> 00:35:54,839
He appears to have been suffocated or choked.
403
00:35:55,006 --> 00:35:57,520
You'd better call the police.
404
00:36:00,646 --> 00:36:02,796
There's something in there.
405
00:36:19,126 --> 00:36:21,117
What the hell is it?
406
00:36:29,126 --> 00:36:34,678
...damage. The reason
for such vandalism is still a mystery.
407
00:36:34,846 --> 00:36:39,795
Detectives are investigating a bizarre
"Silence of the Lambs" style murder
408
00:36:39,966 --> 00:36:42,526
at Hog's Belly Farm near Wittlingford,
409
00:36:42,686 --> 00:36:46,599
after the victim was found with a frog
inserted in his windpipe.
410
00:36:46,766 --> 00:36:51,715
Toby Flowers was a member of the American
religious sect, the Creed of Eden,
411
00:36:51,886 --> 00:36:54,958
whose members include the rock star
Roy Pilgrim,
412
00:36:55,126 --> 00:37:00,359
himself in the news relating to
the disappearance of teenager Tracy Cook.
413
00:37:10,286 --> 00:37:11,605
Hi.
414
00:37:13,446 --> 00:37:16,358
It's a pig of a night out here.
415
00:37:18,446 --> 00:37:21,756
Before I became a puppet,
I was a gynaecologist.
416
00:37:21,926 --> 00:37:25,521
L wanted to be a brain surgeon,
but I wasn't tall enoughl
417
00:37:25,686 --> 00:37:27,358
Here's another one.
418
00:37:27,526 --> 00:37:33,681
What is long and thin and sticky?
419
00:37:35,246 --> 00:37:36,964
A stickl
420
00:37:39,766 --> 00:37:43,441
Behold the impecunious rock legend!
421
00:37:44,846 --> 00:37:49,442
As you can see, performing
is still my major source of income.
422
00:37:49,606 --> 00:37:55,954
L've got this reputation for instability,
which I could never get my head round.
423
00:37:56,126 --> 00:37:59,163
Don't want Marty Crow, no way!
424
00:38:01,486 --> 00:38:06,037
They don't want a drummer
who urinates on the audience. Why not?
425
00:38:06,206 --> 00:38:10,085
Personal contact with the public,
very important.
426
00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:16,003
Roy Pilgrim. What type of women
did he go for, would you say?
427
00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:20,523
Let's just say he wouldn't look at you
if he thought you'd had too many.
428
00:38:21,686 --> 00:38:24,280
- Drinks?
- Birthdays.
429
00:38:24,446 --> 00:38:28,997
Closer they were to the legal limit,
the more he liked them.
430
00:38:29,166 --> 00:38:33,045
In those days, there were
plenty around to like, believe me!
431
00:38:33,566 --> 00:38:34,999
That was then.
432
00:38:35,926 --> 00:38:38,394
His taste could have changed.
433
00:38:40,126 --> 00:38:41,605
Right.
434
00:38:55,526 --> 00:38:57,915
The "Hocus Pocus Junior"!
435
00:38:58,086 --> 00:39:02,523
L saw it in this old bookshop.
L thought, "What the hell,
436
00:39:02,686 --> 00:39:04,517
"I'll pop it round. "
437
00:39:04,686 --> 00:39:08,645
You drove 35 miles out of London
to bring it here.
438
00:39:08,806 --> 00:39:12,082
Well, you weren't exactly hard to find.
439
00:39:13,406 --> 00:39:15,397
L mean, if it's no good to you...
440
00:39:15,566 --> 00:39:18,922
It's one of the classic texts on medieval magic.
441
00:39:19,086 --> 00:39:21,236
What do I owe you?
442
00:39:22,446 --> 00:39:24,721
What do you want to give me?
443
00:39:28,646 --> 00:39:31,160
Where is your other half tonight?
444
00:39:31,326 --> 00:39:33,237
L shudder to think.
445
00:39:34,406 --> 00:39:36,636
Whoever she is, she has my sympathy.
446
00:39:36,806 --> 00:39:40,321
Sex for Greg is someone to talk to
while doing push-ups.
447
00:39:40,486 --> 00:39:45,719
If they invented an exercise bike that said,
"That was wonderful!", he'd propose.
448
00:39:45,886 --> 00:39:50,243
Yes, I've never met a man before
whose IQ was the same as his bra size.
449
00:39:50,406 --> 00:39:52,442
It's an interesting combina...
450
00:39:53,566 --> 00:39:56,922
- Help yourself to a sherry, by the way
- Thanks.
451
00:40:00,846 --> 00:40:02,677
L've got a theory.
452
00:40:02,846 --> 00:40:06,964
About those speakers, why someone
would take them out of the room.
453
00:40:07,126 --> 00:40:08,718
Go on, then.
454
00:40:09,766 --> 00:40:11,358
He was hypnotised.
455
00:40:12,726 --> 00:40:17,197
Someone took the speakers away,
rigged them up to play some recording
456
00:40:17,366 --> 00:40:21,564
that made him forget he'd seen the girl
come in through the window.
457
00:40:25,246 --> 00:40:26,759
Right.
458
00:40:28,086 --> 00:40:29,804
Involuntary hypnosis?
459
00:40:29,966 --> 00:40:31,445
Mmm-hmm.
460
00:40:31,606 --> 00:40:35,884
Not quite sure Roy Pilgrim's the sort
to go under without a fight.
461
00:40:36,046 --> 00:40:40,995
And why do all that instead of just dangling
a watch chain in front of his nose?
462
00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:42,645
Because...
463
00:40:42,806 --> 00:40:44,319
they...
464
00:40:46,086 --> 00:40:48,077
...didn't do that at all.
465
00:40:48,766 --> 00:40:52,998
- So what did they do?
- Why have you come here?
466
00:40:55,446 --> 00:40:57,243
Because I'm like you.
467
00:40:58,566 --> 00:41:00,716
L can't resist a puzzle.
468
00:41:05,486 --> 00:41:08,637
- Let me into your mind.
- Sorry?
469
00:41:14,886 --> 00:41:16,877
Lecture me.
470
00:41:20,246 --> 00:41:21,884
All right.
471
00:41:22,886 --> 00:41:24,444
Let's recap.
472
00:41:25,566 --> 00:41:29,275
Last Monday, a 16-year-old girl...
473
00:41:30,846 --> 00:41:32,802
...Tracy Cook,
474
00:41:32,966 --> 00:41:37,039
calls round to visit her hero,
rock star Roy Pilgrim.
475
00:41:37,206 --> 00:41:42,564
Half a dozen schoolboys see her walk in
through the French windows at the back,
476
00:41:42,726 --> 00:41:44,364
into the white room.
477
00:41:44,526 --> 00:41:47,165
That's proven fact. It's beyond dispute.
478
00:41:47,326 --> 00:41:50,045
At the exact same time, four o'clock,
479
00:41:50,206 --> 00:41:55,121
Pilgrim swears he was in the room,
fully conscious, handcuffed to the radiator,
480
00:41:55,286 --> 00:41:57,197
and saw no one come in.
481
00:41:57,366 --> 00:41:58,924
His watch was wrong.
482
00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:04,725
He knew the time
because he'd been listening to the radio.
483
00:42:04,886 --> 00:42:07,480
He says he was awake all afternoon.
484
00:42:07,646 --> 00:42:11,719
The only time he slept was during the night.
485
00:42:11,886 --> 00:42:15,765
So he has to be lying.
Nothing else makes sense.
486
00:42:15,926 --> 00:42:18,679
But what he says makes even less sense.
487
00:42:18,846 --> 00:42:21,440
Why go to the trouble of making up that story?
488
00:42:21,606 --> 00:42:26,202
He could say he wasn't there at all,
or he was still unconscious.
489
00:42:26,366 --> 00:42:28,277
No one could prove otherwise.
490
00:42:28,446 --> 00:42:33,042
No, instead, he says the one thing
that no jury will believe,
491
00:42:33,206 --> 00:42:37,245
that no one came in through the door.
Why? Because it's true.
492
00:42:37,406 --> 00:42:39,601
Both stories can't be true.
493
00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:41,085
It's impossible.
494
00:42:41,766 --> 00:42:44,997
- Is it?
- Yes, it is!
495
00:42:45,166 --> 00:42:50,081
You've been there. You've inspected it.
The police have inspected it.
496
00:42:50,246 --> 00:42:54,034
How can she just have vanished
into the ether?!
497
00:42:54,206 --> 00:42:57,562
Like some... phantom, or...
498
00:43:02,326 --> 00:43:04,840
What's the matter,
you got a frog in your throat?
499
00:43:24,926 --> 00:43:26,757
L'll get it.
500
00:43:56,046 --> 00:43:57,843
Jonathan Creek.
501
00:43:59,286 --> 00:44:02,323
Sorry, I know it's early.
502
00:44:02,486 --> 00:44:06,638
- Did I wake you?
- Er... no, that's fine.
503
00:44:07,846 --> 00:44:09,438
Are you well?
504
00:44:09,606 --> 00:44:12,723
L just wanted to bring you up to date
on yesterday.
505
00:44:12,886 --> 00:44:14,365
My gut reaction now?
506
00:44:15,326 --> 00:44:16,918
He did it.
507
00:44:17,086 --> 00:44:22,763
All this thing about young girls
seems to check out.
508
00:44:22,926 --> 00:44:26,521
Both his erstwhile buddies
said the same thing.
509
00:44:26,686 --> 00:44:31,760
So... I know it looked promising, but...
510
00:44:31,926 --> 00:44:36,556
I've got a feeling we should ditch it.
We're barking up the wrong tree.
511
00:44:37,726 --> 00:44:42,163
Funnily enough, I've just come
to the exact opposite conclusion.
512
00:44:42,326 --> 00:44:48,356
L draw your attention to page 197
of "The Observer's Book of Frogs".
513
00:44:58,006 --> 00:44:59,325
What...?!
514
00:44:59,486 --> 00:45:03,718
- He's done nothing wrong!
- You've got no evidence!
515
00:45:03,886 --> 00:45:07,435
- Roy, trust in the Lord!
- Vindictive fags!
516
00:45:07,606 --> 00:45:11,155
He's done nothing!
You'll go straight to Hell!
517
00:45:11,326 --> 00:45:16,844
And you'll go straight down the nick!
Sergeant, get those lunatics down!
518
00:45:31,806 --> 00:45:33,637
What's happening?
519
00:45:33,806 --> 00:45:35,683
Has he been charged?
520
00:45:35,846 --> 00:45:39,725
He's not in there to warm the seat!
Want to speak to him?
521
00:45:39,886 --> 00:45:44,402
No, I just came to collect one or two things.
Will that still be possible?
522
00:45:44,566 --> 00:45:46,557
The house is all yours.
523
00:46:03,446 --> 00:46:06,722
They've taken him, as we knew they would!
524
00:46:06,886 --> 00:46:10,515
- God help him!
- Without a shred of proof, of course!
525
00:46:10,686 --> 00:46:15,237
- Where do we go from here?
- L think the back gate's a good place.
526
00:46:59,766 --> 00:47:03,884
- Yes, Miss Faraday?
- L was... looking for my hairbrush.
527
00:47:04,046 --> 00:47:05,638
L used to keep...
528
00:47:05,806 --> 00:47:08,366
- What is this? L thought...
- Not quite.
529
00:47:08,526 --> 00:47:11,882
But never fear,
an arrest will be made very shortly.
530
00:47:12,046 --> 00:47:16,164
Though it sticks in the craw to admit
the press had any hand in this,
531
00:47:16,326 --> 00:47:21,480
thanks to our friend here, I'm now
seeing this business in a new light.
532
00:47:24,486 --> 00:47:27,842
- Go on, you're dying to tell them.
- Is she?
533
00:47:28,006 --> 00:47:31,362
You can all stay to listen. L'm off.
534
00:47:31,526 --> 00:47:34,438
You don't tend to hang about,
do you, Francine?
535
00:47:34,606 --> 00:47:38,758
Same as when your husband-to-be
was suspected, off like a bullet.
536
00:47:38,926 --> 00:47:41,838
So wonderful to have faith in one you love!
537
00:47:42,006 --> 00:47:47,364
Please, you think any woman alive would take
his word for it after what happened?
538
00:47:47,526 --> 00:47:52,122
Of course they wouldn't,
and that's what you were banking on...
539
00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:56,598
Mr and Mrs Flowers,
when you engineered this whole affair.
540
00:47:56,766 --> 00:47:58,882
L beg your pardon?!
541
00:47:59,046 --> 00:48:01,480
Not mine to grant, unfortunately.
542
00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:04,877
L don't imagine a judge
will be too lenient, either.
543
00:48:05,046 --> 00:48:08,561
We've stood square behind Roy
from the word go.
544
00:48:08,726 --> 00:48:13,117
Yes... I don't think
believing in someone's innocence
545
00:48:13,286 --> 00:48:16,676
when you framed him
quite counts as loyalty, does it?
546
00:48:16,846 --> 00:48:19,155
Why on earth would we want to frame Roy?
547
00:48:19,326 --> 00:48:23,285
To get rid of the one person
who was a threat to your income.
548
00:48:24,406 --> 00:48:29,241
The logic of shelling out millions of pounds
to people who had sex with trees
549
00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:31,397
was a bit lost on you, wasn't it?
550
00:48:31,566 --> 00:48:34,603
Roy's interest in the Creed was on the wane.
551
00:48:34,766 --> 00:48:38,042
Of course, once you were married... oh, dear.
552
00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:40,879
Serious cash flow problems.
553
00:48:41,046 --> 00:48:43,196
So, she had to be scared off.
554
00:48:43,366 --> 00:48:44,799
Sharpish.
555
00:48:44,966 --> 00:48:48,800
You're saying this was like a trick
to set me up?
556
00:48:48,966 --> 00:48:53,642
Like the best tricks,
it was blindingly simple in theory,
557
00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:56,684
and fantastically elaborate in practice.
558
00:48:56,846 --> 00:49:02,523
But to a bunch of people building an ark
in their back garden, all things were possible.
559
00:49:07,486 --> 00:49:11,320
Staging a break-in and putting him out
were the easy bits.
560
00:49:18,206 --> 00:49:20,595
An hour later, he comes round,
561
00:49:20,766 --> 00:49:23,838
to find he's trapped inside the white room.
562
00:49:24,006 --> 00:49:25,803
HE-E-ELP!
563
00:49:28,326 --> 00:49:31,443
He remains fully conscious all day.
564
00:49:31,606 --> 00:49:36,157
The only thing that comes through the door
is a small red-bellied frog.
565
00:49:43,566 --> 00:49:49,596
At the same time, a teenage girl,
not noted for her frog-like appearance,
566
00:49:49,766 --> 00:49:54,840
is seen entering the door from the outside
by a bunch of boys at the back gate.
567
00:49:55,006 --> 00:49:57,474
There's no way it adds up.
568
00:49:57,646 --> 00:50:02,037
Until you realise the whole thing
was a classic piece of misdirection
569
00:50:02,206 --> 00:50:05,915
which relied on us all making
one, very false, assumption.
570
00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:11,319
That in both version of events,
we were talking about the same door.
571
00:50:17,126 --> 00:50:20,402
A shame you couldn't
have followed that frog, Roy,
572
00:50:20,566 --> 00:50:23,080
as it hopped back outside.
573
00:50:33,526 --> 00:50:38,316
You'd have been impressed by the handiwork
of the drones at Hog's Belly Farm.
574
00:50:38,486 --> 00:50:44,243
God knows how long it took them to come up
with a replica correct to every last detail.
575
00:50:44,406 --> 00:50:49,526
But we can assume months of planning
and preparation when you weren't around.
576
00:50:56,726 --> 00:51:00,162
Sifting through the fan mail
for a suitable candidate.
577
00:51:00,326 --> 00:51:03,796
And forging the letter
that would bring her here.
578
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:19,445
Tracy Cook was instructed to call
at the back gate at four o'clock
579
00:51:19,606 --> 00:51:23,963
because you knew there would be witnesses
then to watch her going in.
580
00:51:26,206 --> 00:51:30,518
Inside, I don't know,
she's told there's a change of plan.
581
00:51:30,686 --> 00:51:32,483
Roy will meet her at the farm.
582
00:51:32,646 --> 00:51:36,798
She's whisked off out of the front
to be hidden away somewhere.
583
00:51:36,966 --> 00:51:42,518
All this time, Roy's been in what he thinks
is his own room, jotting down songs.
584
00:51:42,686 --> 00:51:47,202
The one thing you couldn't duplicate
were the African speakers.
585
00:51:47,366 --> 00:51:49,926
But you just took them with you.
586
00:51:51,806 --> 00:51:54,764
Finally, it gets dark and Roy nods off.
587
00:51:54,926 --> 00:51:57,918
That's when you pull the second switch,
588
00:51:58,086 --> 00:52:00,680
making sure he won't wake up on the way.
589
00:52:13,126 --> 00:52:15,003
Back he goes into his own room.
590
00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:19,876
Along with the speaker cabinets which
we know ended up the wrong way round.
591
00:52:21,966 --> 00:52:25,641
As compromising set-ups go, it was a gem.
592
00:52:27,086 --> 00:52:30,237
The man's convicted by his own honesty.
593
00:52:30,406 --> 00:52:34,558
While you lot leap about in his defence
to keep the handouts coming.
594
00:52:34,726 --> 00:52:37,763
Well, you got a colourful imagination.
595
00:52:37,926 --> 00:52:40,963
And you've got a colourful frog.
596
00:52:41,126 --> 00:52:43,845
Lots of them, I reckon.
597
00:52:44,006 --> 00:52:46,440
Where's your little book?
598
00:52:48,566 --> 00:52:50,238
Look familiar?
599
00:52:51,726 --> 00:52:55,002
The Anasase River Toad.
600
00:52:57,166 --> 00:53:01,284
Much prized by the Indians of New Mexico,
and many others,
601
00:53:01,446 --> 00:53:04,119
for its narcotic secretions.
602
00:53:04,286 --> 00:53:07,244
The quickest way to get a fix, basically,
603
00:53:07,406 --> 00:53:09,601
is to put it in your mouth and suck.
604
00:53:09,766 --> 00:53:14,123
Being careful not to overdo it,
or you end up like poor old Toby.
605
00:53:16,206 --> 00:53:19,039
That's what joined it all up, I have to say.
606
00:53:19,206 --> 00:53:22,994
If these frogs are being bred
on a commune at Hog's Belly Farm,
607
00:53:23,166 --> 00:53:27,637
how the hell did one appear at these
French windows nearly 15 miles away?
608
00:53:27,806 --> 00:53:31,276
Unless it had gone for a very long walk,
or hitched a lift,
609
00:53:31,446 --> 00:53:36,236
there was only one explanation - it had
never left the farm in the first place.
610
00:53:36,406 --> 00:53:41,196
And, as ludicrous as it sounds,
the window and the room
611
00:53:41,366 --> 00:53:43,243
and Roy Pilgrim...
612
00:53:46,726 --> 00:53:49,399
...had to be there, as well.
613
00:53:51,286 --> 00:53:54,722
Sorry, I think my head may explode.
L can't take this in.
614
00:53:56,846 --> 00:54:01,158
The lads are turning your place over
even as we speak.
615
00:54:01,326 --> 00:54:04,602
You could save time by telling us where she is.
616
00:54:07,246 --> 00:54:09,806
What the hell, let them have fun.
617
00:54:29,606 --> 00:54:31,597
Cor, look at all this!
618
00:54:56,086 --> 00:54:58,759
Make way, get out of there!
619
00:54:59,726 --> 00:55:01,557
Come down the steps.
620
00:55:16,566 --> 00:55:19,126
# Going home tomorrow
621
00:55:21,446 --> 00:55:24,961
# Can't stand your evil ways... #
622
00:55:25,966 --> 00:55:28,116
Can we turn this down a bit?
623
00:55:36,806 --> 00:55:40,879
What were they going to do?
Just keep her locked up there?
624
00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:46,120
Or work on her mind. Couple of years,
bit of brain washing, she'd be one of them.
625
00:55:46,286 --> 00:55:48,117
Wouldn't be the first time.
626
00:55:48,286 --> 00:55:50,402
Anyway, thanks.
627
00:55:50,566 --> 00:55:55,594
Again. L'll talk to Barry about cutting you in
on this book when it's done.
628
00:55:55,766 --> 00:55:58,838
- What for?
- L don't expect your help for nothing.
629
00:56:00,646 --> 00:56:02,318
Fair enough.
630
00:56:05,126 --> 00:56:08,516
You'd take it as well,
you penny-pinching bastard!
631
00:56:08,686 --> 00:56:11,962
Do you know what I make from all this?
Not very much...
632
00:56:12,126 --> 00:56:15,880
compared with some people,
say a prostitute or something!
633
00:56:16,046 --> 00:56:19,083
But I'd rather do what I believe in!
In my opinion,
634
00:56:19,246 --> 00:56:23,842
I think casual sex is a sign of
a shallow personality, but there we are!
635
00:56:25,766 --> 00:56:27,802
Have you been sucking a frog?
636
00:56:28,926 --> 00:56:30,996
L beg your pardon?!
637
00:56:31,166 --> 00:56:35,762
#... without you, baby,
so why don't you leave me alonel #
638
00:56:48,766 --> 00:56:51,724
You'd better hurry
or you won't miss your train.
639
00:56:51,886 --> 00:56:54,958
What sort of gibberish is that?!
640
00:56:55,126 --> 00:56:58,641
Jonathan, stop being clever! For once!
641
00:56:58,806 --> 00:57:00,159
Just go!
642
00:57:02,806 --> 00:57:07,675
L get it. That call you made to Sheena
just before we got in the car.
643
00:57:07,846 --> 00:57:12,317
She said she spent last night at my place
and now you've got the hump.
644
00:57:12,486 --> 00:57:16,081
- Who's got the hump?!
- Because you think we slept together.
645
00:57:17,286 --> 00:57:22,519
Jonathan, whether or not
you and Sheena slept together
646
00:57:22,686 --> 00:57:25,246
is your business and her business.
647
00:57:25,406 --> 00:57:28,159
It's certainly none of my business.
648
00:57:28,326 --> 00:57:31,682
Quite frankly, I have no desire
to even discuss it.
649
00:57:31,846 --> 00:57:35,805
So if I said I'd rather poke needles
down my nails than poke...
650
00:57:35,966 --> 00:57:39,402
It would be a matter
of no consequence to me whatsoever.
651
00:57:39,566 --> 00:57:46,165
In fact, I find that extremely offensive
and highly insulting to my best friend!
652
00:57:47,046 --> 00:57:48,559
Right.
653
00:57:48,726 --> 00:57:51,194
L'll see you around, then.
654
00:57:51,366 --> 00:57:52,685
Yes!
655
00:57:55,286 --> 00:58:00,963
#... turn his back
on his best friend if he put her down
656
00:58:01,126 --> 00:58:05,244
# When a man loves a woman
657
00:58:06,406 --> 00:58:09,523
# He'd spend his very last dime
658
00:58:10,366 --> 00:58:13,483
# Trying to hold on... #
659
00:58:13,646 --> 00:58:15,477
YES!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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