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- ♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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- [laughs]
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Ooh! [growls]
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- Mommy!
- Aaaaaaah!
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- Duncan!
- Duncan!
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- I'm wearing
a ski jacket and skis.
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Can you guess where I am?
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- Burning Man!
- You know,
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you don't have to guess.
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- Easy, easy.
Engage your core, Jack.
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- Are you trying to get
in shape again? Give up!
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- We're seeing
Bruce Springsteen
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and the E Street Band tonight,
and I gotta be able
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to hold your mother on my
shoulders for four hours.
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- Isn't that rude
to the people behind you
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to be staring at Mom's butt
all night?
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- Rude? I think they're lucky,
'cause they get two shows.
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- Aw...
kids: Eew!
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- [kiss]
[phone chimes]
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- Oh, great, our sitter
just canceled.
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Her dad's shipping out
in the morning.
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Why does that have to
ruin our evening?
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[water splashing]
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- Hmm.
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Hey, Helen, do you wanna
babysit our kids?
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- I'll watch the cute one.
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The girls can sleep
in the yard.
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- I guess I should be relieved
she's so blatant about it.
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Ah, she's a hot ticket.
- What about that dog
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down the street, the one
that almost saved his owner
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from dying of a heart attack.
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- 811 was so close.
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- I hear it still haunts him.
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- [muffled barks]
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- But you left us alone
a few weeks ago,
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and we did great
as far as you know.
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- Okay, we said we left you
alone, but we really didn't.
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- We were watching you
the entire time.
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This urn with
my grandmother's ashes
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is actually a nanny cam.
kids: Huh?!
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- Her ashes are actually
in that creepy doll
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we keep in the garage.
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- No, it's right there.
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- How does that keep
getting in here?!
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- You were spying on us?
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- Are spying, honey.
All the time.
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- I don't need a sitter.
I'm 15 years old.
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I'm a big, big boy.
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- And I'm 12--kids at school
have already hurt me in ways
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a burglar never could.
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kids: Please?!
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- I don't know.
If we went to that concert
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and anything ever
happened to any of you,
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I would never forgive myself.
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- On the other hand,
if we don't go
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and I find out tomorrow
he played "Jungleland",
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I will never forgive
any of you.
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- [sighs] Okay, Duncan.
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You're in charge.
Kimberly, watch Duncan.
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Jing, if anything goes wrong,
get the neighbor dog.
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He needs a win.
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- One, two--hup!
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[thud]
- Oof!
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- I'm at Burning Man!
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- Ha. Pay up.
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- Bruuuuce!
- Bruuuuce!
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- This is great!
Now that the kids
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are old enough to be
responsible,
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our lives are never
gonna be the same.
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- We could follow Bruce
all over the world
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until he gets a restraining
order against us.
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[singsong]
And he'll have to sign it!
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- Then we'll get to see him
in concert and in court!
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[siren wailing]
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- You don't suppose
that's for our house...
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- No!
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There are so many
other people's homes
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that could be on fire.
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Helen Diggins
probably fell asleep
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with a cigarette
in her mouth again.
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- Yeah, she's a wreck.
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- Damn it!
- Damn it.
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- Bruuuuce!
- Bruuuuce!
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- We were gone for 20 minutes!
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- Okay, we wanted pizza,
but I didn't know
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if I should set the oven
to 200 or 300,
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so I split the difference
and I set it to 500.
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- And in my defense,
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the plastic wrapper looked
a lotlike shiny cheese.
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- At least the sad doggie
called 911.
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- [growling]
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- Why didn't you use
the fire extinguisher?
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- I did!
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That's it.
Do your thing.
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Aah!
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- Why didn't you run
and get help from a neighbor?
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- And get murdered?
We barely know those people!
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- Do the words "stranger,
danger" mean nothingto you?
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- So you stayed
in a burning house?
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- I had to make a tough
decision, and I stand by it.
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[crunch]
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What?
I didn't have any dinner!
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- Got a text from Hal.
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Bruce played "Jungleland"
twice.
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I hate those kids.
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- It's our own fault
for leaving them alone.
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They're just not ready.
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I hate them too.
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- Good evening, Annie, Jack.
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[deep sniff]
Mmm!
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Jasmine.
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Why does it only bloom
at night?
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- Bradley, it's 9 p.m.
Won't your mom be worried?
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- No. She believes
in "fwee wange parwenting."
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You see, Jack,
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helicopter parwenting
has made kids helpless
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and fearful of the world.
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Tie my shoe?
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No!
- But you just said--
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- And thatis
"fwee wange parwenting."
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- Whoa!
- Wow.
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Duncan still can't do that.
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He uses Velcro even though
the sound scares him.
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Maybe we should give this
free range thingy a chance.
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- Come on, honey, the kids
made one deadly mistake.
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We can't abandon
all our parenting beliefs
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on the advice
of a five-year-old.
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[siren blaring]
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- Mom, Dad, I got
something to tell you,
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but you gotta promise
not to be mad.
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- I wouldn't make that promise.
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- That does it!
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We're going fwee wange.
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- Are you mocking me?
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- Okay, I looked up
free range parenting
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in my Facebook moms group,of which I am an administrator.
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all: We know.
- And it's the complete
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opposite of
helicopter parenting.
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- Instead of us coddling you
and sheltering you
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from the outside world,we're gonna shove you out there
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and let you fall on your face,
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just the way our parents
did for us.
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- Didn't you get hit
by a bus when you were a kid?
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- And I learned to look both
ways before I cross.
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Both ways before I cross.
Both ways before I cross.
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- Honey, it's happening again.
- Both ways before I--
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Good morning!
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- Free range parenting?
That sounds like another one
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of your stupid "I wanna be
a better parent" things,
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like the chore chart.
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- Or when you tried to make us
a sugar-free household.
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- Come on, you spearmint
son of a bitch--
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get in my mouth!
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- You're gonna be okay, honey.
You're just jonesing.
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[gasps]
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[clattering]
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- Yah!
- A Skittle!
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You're holding out on us?
- Yes!
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- Duncan!
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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry so bad!
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[doorbell rings]
kids: Trick or treat?
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- Why did we start this today?
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- Leave this place!
children: Aah!
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- Yeah, I still think
we should have
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given it a second day.
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- You're overreacting
to two fires in one day.
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We can take care of ourselves.
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Mom, milk's on fire.
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[loud gulping]
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- It's very simple, Duncan.
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Just walk up to the hostess
and say,
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"Table for five, please."
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- How am I supposed to
remember all that?
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[sighs]
[muttering] Table for five.
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Table for five.
Table for five.
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Table for--
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- Hello, welcome to Chapman's.
Inside or patio?
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- She said all the cooks
are dead--we gotta go!
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- Okay, Kimberly, you try.
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- Give us your phone.
- I can't talk to people
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without somethingin my hand.
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At least give me a cigarette.
- If neither if you kids
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are going to go up there,
then we are not gonna eat.
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- That's right.
We'll wait all night.
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[background chatter]
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[dishes clatter]
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[stomach rumbles]
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- Daddy,
your stomach's moving.
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- Come on, everyone.
We'll free range at the table.
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- Okay, kids, I know you're
used to us ordering for you,
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but today you're gonna
order for yourselves.
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- What?
- No!
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- You can do this.
When the server comes over,
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you just look 'em in the eye
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and clearly enunciate
what you'd like to eat.
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- Do we have to make
the food too?
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[giggling]
- Zing!
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- Hi, I'm Chad.
- Buckaroo Burger, Chad.
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- Aah!
- Okay, that was terrifying.
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Duncan.
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- [mumbling]
- I'm sorry?
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- [mumbling louder]
Please!
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- Louder...
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- [mutters rapidly]
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- You know what?
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I'll have two orders
of chicken nuggets.
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- No helping your brother.
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- Ugh!
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Chicken nuggets.
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- Oh! Chicken nuggets.
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Yeah, we don't have that.
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- Ohh! Why am I even alive?
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- Duncan, sit up straight.
- I wanna look at the gum
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under the table.
- No, you are going to
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pick something else to eat.
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- Come on, honey, he just
wants to look at the gum.
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- Fine. Look at the gum.
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- I need to use the bathroom.
Can one of you go check
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and make sure there's not
a stranger in there?
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- You'll be fine.
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A stranger is just a friend
you haven't met yet.
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Just use your instincts
and size 'em up.
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If they have a neck tattoo,
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that means
they're probably cool.
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- Jack, that's only often true.
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You can't go through life
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thinking someone's
always trying to kill you
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or you'll never go poop!
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- Mom, it's pee.
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- Sure it is, honey.
Sure, it is.
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[hinges squeak]
- [gasps]
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[door opens]
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[footsteps]
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[ominous music]
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Hello?
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- [singsong]
I'm very proud of you!
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- Mom, get out!
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Hmm?
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Aah!
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- Okay, look at me--tell me
what you're gonna do again.
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- Walk into the store,
buy a three-pack of Hanes,
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count my change, don't apply
for a store credit card.
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- Excellent! And don't just
grab the first pair you see.
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There's lots to choose from--
boxers,
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briefs, boxer briefs,
jockey cut, quad shorts,
251
00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,277
banana hammock,
banana hammock briefs--
252
00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,801
- Just tell me
which one I like!
253
00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:02,629
- That's the beauty of this.
254
00:09:02,672 --> 00:09:04,152
You get to ask
a complete stranger,
255
00:09:04,195 --> 00:09:06,676
and remember, if you don't likethe service you're getting,
256
00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,548
ask to see a person in charge.
257
00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,769
[chuckles]
258
00:09:12,813 --> 00:09:15,729
Okay, that's it, yeah.
Pick the color you like.
259
00:09:15,772 --> 00:09:18,079
Mmm, squeeze the package.
260
00:09:18,122 --> 00:09:20,168
Yes, you big boy, yes!
261
00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:21,865
- 'Scuse me, ma'am.
What are you doing?
262
00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:23,737
- Oh, me?
Oh, I'm just watching
263
00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,826
that beautiful boy
buy underwear.
264
00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,871
That's it...pay my bail.
265
00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:31,179
Firm handshake, identify
which prisoner is yours.
266
00:09:31,222 --> 00:09:32,920
Good job, Dunkie!
267
00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,751
- Movie's about to start.
See ya!
268
00:09:37,794 --> 00:09:39,883
- What? No!
I'm not seeing a movie alone!
269
00:09:39,927 --> 00:09:41,624
- I see movies alone
all the time.
270
00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,017
It's fun, 'cause you can
tell everyone
271
00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:45,106
your favorite lines
with no context.
272
00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:48,979
"Out of the way, Richie!"
Ha ha ha!
273
00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:51,982
- If the projectionist sees me,he'll think I just got dumped!
274
00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:55,812
- Relax, everyone knows
you don't have a boyfriend.
275
00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,773
- Are you alone?
Did you get dumped?
276
00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,601
Did you...?
277
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:02,776
- So he runs through the rain
278
00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:05,648
into the hospital room
where he kisses Jill--
279
00:10:05,692 --> 00:10:06,693
with tongue--
280
00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:08,999
only Jill's been dead
for days!
281
00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:11,436
- Gross!
He kissed a dead girl?
282
00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,308
- It's called true love, Jing.
283
00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,223
You'll understand
when you're grown up like me.
284
00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,355
- Well, I am proud of you,
honey.
285
00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:18,748
Jack, fire up the grill.
286
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,577
I'll go to the grocery store
and get some salad fixins.
287
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,839
- We can go for you.
288
00:10:22,883 --> 00:10:24,885
- Did you hear that, Jack?
What's next--
289
00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:27,322
Duncan tying his own shoes?
290
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:28,453
[both gasp]
291
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:30,368
- Well, it feels like yesterday
292
00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,805
that they were so worthless.
293
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,676
Do you really think
they're ready?
294
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,635
- Only one way to find out.
295
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,853
Bradley!
296
00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:37,898
- They're weady!
297
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,074
[liquid bubbling]
298
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,252
- I think everyone on the bus
299
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,080
was really impressed
with how grown up we are.
300
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,038
- Yeah, that one guy
kept patting my back.
301
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,039
- Hmm?
302
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,867
This lettuce is bad.
303
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,477
- All lettuce is bad.
304
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:55,219
- No, it's gone bad--we can't
bring this back to Mom.
305
00:10:55,263 --> 00:10:57,439
Not after all she hasn't
done for us this week.
306
00:10:57,482 --> 00:10:59,049
I bet they have fresh
lettuce in the back.
307
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,834
- You're right.
Let's be responsible
308
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:03,053
and sneak into
that restricted area.
309
00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:07,971
[rustling]
Oof--
310
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,191
Kimberly, help!
311
00:11:10,234 --> 00:11:11,801
- [groaning]
312
00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:13,934
- [panting] That was like
the dry cleaning bag
313
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,892
all over again!
314
00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:19,287
All right!
Let's toss this salad!
315
00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,248
- You don't thump it, idiot.
316
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:26,250
You shake it.
317
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,209
- I don't know what kind of
"Ocean's Eleven" kind of heist
318
00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,602
you're trying to pull here,
but do not try to
319
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,213
pass this cabbage off
as lettuce.
320
00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,302
- Will you at least admit
they look similar?
321
00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:35,956
- I mean...yeah.
322
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,697
- Well, that's all
I needed to hear.
323
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,571
[mechanism whirring]
324
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:44,834
[engine turns]
325
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:46,967
- Whoo...
- Ohh...
326
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,059
- We've been driving forever.
327
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:53,930
Doesn't he need to pee
or buy speed?
328
00:11:53,974 --> 00:11:56,803
- The cabbage is too thick
to get a signal!
329
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,153
The guy at the phone kiosk
warned me about this.
330
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,546
- I got this.
I'll eat our way out.
331
00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,505
[crunch]
I'm full--kill me.
332
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:05,333
[sizzling]
333
00:12:08,815 --> 00:12:11,382
[groans]
Daddy, I wanna be a grown-up
334
00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:13,036
like Duncan and Kimberly.
335
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,734
Can I grill for real?
336
00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,040
- Sorry, honey, but grilling
is dangerous
337
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,346
and for grown-ups only.
338
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,174
Owie!
- I'm sick of people
339
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,915
telling me I'm not a grown-up!
340
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:24,874
I wanna be able to burn meat
just like you.
341
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,920
- But I love what you make
on your BabyBBQ.
342
00:12:26,963 --> 00:12:29,444
Your baby baby-back ribs
are delicious!
343
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:32,795
- This isn't real.
I've seen you take fake bites.
344
00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:34,579
- No, I really eat it.
345
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:36,930
Mmm! Chew, chew, chew,
num, num, num.
346
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,148
- Swallow it.
347
00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:39,933
[ominous music]
348
00:12:39,976 --> 00:12:41,717
[growls]
349
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,153
♪
350
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,589
[door opens]
351
00:12:44,633 --> 00:12:46,374
- The kids have been gone
a long time, Jack.
352
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,897
Maybe you should
give them a call.
353
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,508
- Me? I don't want them
to think I don't trust them.
354
00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,075
- You don't have their numbers
in your phone, do you?
355
00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,599
- I kept texting, "I love you,"and they blocked me.
356
00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,996
- It didn't work.
- Did she at least
357
00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,607
say they look similar?
- I mean...yeah.
358
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:04,609
- You did good.
359
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:06,133
[both gasp]
360
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,048
- I've got a signal!
361
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:10,528
Now I can see how many texts
I missed from my friends.
362
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,052
Weird.
363
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:14,402
They must be inside
a cabbage truck too.
364
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:16,447
[beep]
[dial tone]
365
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,885
- Mom, it's me, Duncan.
From the house.
366
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:20,756
- Duncan, where are you?
367
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,192
I haven't been
worried sick at all!
368
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,890
- I don't know--
there's like one of those
369
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:25,892
Mexican Day of the Dead
parades,
370
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,981
[bell chiming]
some Mexican churches.
371
00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:29,983
What do you call
those Mexican wrestlers?
372
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,941
- Luchadores?
- Yeah, that sounds right.
373
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,638
- You're in Mexico!
374
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:34,988
Madre de Dios!
375
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:36,206
[dramatic Spanish music]
376
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,864
- You've gotta stop
blaming yourself.
377
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:44,127
You are a good boy.
378
00:13:44,171 --> 00:13:45,868
- I hope you're happy, Bradley!
379
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:49,567
Our kids free ranged themselvesto Mexico because of you!
380
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,656
- Do not listen to him.
He's a quack!
381
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:55,095
- My methods are controversial.
382
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,140
Home, please.
383
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,142
[grunting]
384
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,449
[tires screeching]
385
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:03,843
- We need three tickets
to Mexico--now!
386
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:06,019
- No problem--I can get you
on the next flight.
387
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,629
- Yes!
- Which is...
388
00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:09,239
Thursday!
- Thursday?
389
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,459
Our kids are lost in Mexico
now!
390
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,809
- Sorry, but Oakdale Airport
used to be
391
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,680
the exclusive hub
for Delta Song
392
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,160
and when they went under,
393
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:19,423
we turned the tarmac
into part-time tennis courts.
394
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,121
- Hey, we reserved this space!
395
00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,687
- My bad!
396
00:14:23,514 --> 00:14:25,168
- Excuse me, sir.
397
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,866
we're trying to find
our way home to Oakdale.
398
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:28,171
- Sorry, I can't help you.
399
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,694
[harp chords]
- And if you're not
400
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,871
getting good service,
ask for the man in charge.
401
00:14:31,914 --> 00:14:33,742
- I wanna speak to
the man in charge.
402
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:35,657
- You mean the guy
who runs this town?
403
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,138
- Yeah, sure, whatever.
404
00:14:38,181 --> 00:14:40,444
[heavy door clanks open]
405
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:42,403
Let's go.
- We're gonna walk into
406
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,144
the house of someone
we don't know?
407
00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:45,885
[harp chords]
- You'll be fine.
408
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:49,236
A stranger is just a friend
you haven't met yet.
409
00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,978
- Come on!
Let's go talk to strangers.
410
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,154
- Table for five,
table for five.
411
00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:57,548
[Spanish rap playing]
412
00:14:57,592 --> 00:15:00,247
♪
413
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:01,465
[bird squeals]
414
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,511
- Nature is beautiful,
is it not?
415
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,992
Let us get down to business.
416
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,998
- These are guns.I thought we were buying drugs.
417
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,304
- Drugs are stopped
at the border.
418
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,002
Guns are welcome.
419
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:19,222
And the best part--the guns are made of chocolate.
420
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,094
So when your transaction
is done,
421
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,313
you have a fun little treat.
422
00:15:23,357 --> 00:15:25,576
- Mmm, mm, que rico,ooh!
423
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,751
Russell Stover.
424
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,058
- Yes.
Nothing but the best.
425
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,843
So, Don Rumaldo,
you have my money?
426
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,108
- Excuse me--which one of you
is the manager?
427
00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:36,587
[both gasp]
- Oh, my God!
428
00:15:36,631 --> 00:15:39,808
Everyone's looking at us.
This is soembarrassing!
429
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,767
- Jack, get on social media
430
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,073
and make a big cyber to-do!
431
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,946
- On it!
If anyone on Facebook
432
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,905
knows how to use Twitter...
433
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,776
- Never mind!
434
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,257
Rise up, fellow outraged
travelers.
435
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:57,347
You, in Hudson News,wondering where the cashier is,
436
00:15:57,391 --> 00:16:00,220
you, pulling a warm Dasani
from the fridge,
437
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,135
and you, people hovering
near the gate
438
00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,528
even though
you're boarding group D--
439
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,182
- All right, you two,
440
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:08,315
an airport is no place
for angry people.
441
00:16:08,358 --> 00:16:10,012
[click]
442
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:13,015
both: You seduce the guard.
I'll make a run for it.
443
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:15,148
- Hello, handsome.
- Hello, Handsome.
444
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,584
- Whoa--
- Oh, easy!
445
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,716
[men grumbling]
446
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,109
- What do we do?
447
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,720
- Just remember
what Mom and Dad told us.
448
00:16:22,764 --> 00:16:24,070
- Outta the way, Richie!
449
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,376
- Banana hammock.
Banana hammock briefs.
450
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,204
- How can we tell
if he's a good person
451
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,990
or a bad person?
- Use our instincts.
452
00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,252
- Look--a neck tattoo.
453
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,818
That means he's cool.
- Mom and Dad
454
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,255
would be so proud of us
right now.
455
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,865
Good day.
My name is Duncan Harris.
456
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,258
- And I'm Kimberly.
457
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,650
I'm comfortable
seeing movies alone.
458
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:41,304
- What are you doing?
459
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,219
People have died
for touching El Espantoso.
460
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,178
- Don Rumaldo,
you can't go through life
461
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,831
thinking someone's
gonna kill you,
462
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,051
or you'll never go poop.
- Mm!
463
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,400
- You're as wise
as you are brave,
464
00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,402
and your handshake was firm.
465
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:55,405
I wish my idiot kids
had your poise and confidence.
466
00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,625
- Dad, stop talking
[mumbles] about me, please!
467
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,496
- Ugh! I beg you
to take my life.
468
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,238
- I'm sorry--you've caught me
in the middle of a...
469
00:17:02,282 --> 00:17:04,675
business transaction.
- So what are you selling?
470
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,286
These chocolate guns?
[everyone gasps]
471
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,635
[triggers clicking]
You know what's good?
472
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,289
Put 'em in a freezer
for a while.
473
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:10,464
- It's a little trick
our grandma taught us.
474
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,640
- Yes, yes, grandmas are great.
475
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,729
Don Rumaldo--my money.
476
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,688
Pleasure doing business
with you.
477
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,168
- Wait a minute--you're just
gonna let him go?
478
00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,083
- Is there a problem?
- Well, you should
479
00:17:21,127 --> 00:17:22,737
always count your money,
480
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:26,262
like if you're buying underwear
or paying your mom's bail.
481
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:27,785
- Hmm.
482
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,138
[beep]
483
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,269
[beep!]
484
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,618
Feed him to the gators.
485
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:37,273
- No, please!
You're making a mistake!
486
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:40,363
- Gracias. You have saved me
from a grievous error.
487
00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:43,105
- I have a dollar in my car!
Please!
488
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:45,412
- That's okay--When you said,
"Feed him to the gators,"
489
00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:46,848
what did you mean by that?
490
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,458
- It's just a regional
expression
491
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,504
like how some people say...
- Aah!
492
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,854
- Soda and some people say pop.- Please, I beg you!
493
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:54,334
I know right where it is!
494
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:56,684
- I get it, like,
"Outta the way, Richie!"
495
00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:59,078
- Ha ha.
[laughing] Yes, yes.
496
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:03,256
Richie--
alwaysin the way.
497
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,345
So to show my gratitude...
- Aah!
498
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:07,347
what can I do for you?
- We're trying to get home
499
00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:09,697
to our mom and dad.
- Wait--there it is!
500
00:18:09,740 --> 00:18:11,394
On the floor!
I-it fell out!
501
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,962
- Oh, that is nice.
Family is everything.
502
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:15,485
- Aah!
- I would be happy
503
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:16,965
to fly you home
on my private jet.
504
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:18,706
- Really?
You'd do that?
505
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,708
- Yes.
I'm not made of stone.
506
00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:23,711
- Literally--just look down.
You're standing on it.
507
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,669
Aah!
508
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:30,239
- Oh, hey, he was
screaming the truth!
509
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:33,155
Wanna get a soda?
- I call it pop.
510
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,984
- You can't arrest us
for loving our kids.
511
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,986
both: The whole world
is watching!
512
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,901
The whole world
is watching!
513
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,207
- All right, that's it.
514
00:18:41,250 --> 00:18:42,773
We're putting you
with the lost luggage
515
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:44,427
and dead pets.
516
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:46,299
- Excuse me.
517
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:48,170
Hi. What's your name?
518
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,563
- Beth. Why?
- Hi, Beth, I'm Jing.
519
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:52,696
I'm sorry for my parents'
bad behavior.
520
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,220
If you could please
let them go,
521
00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:56,178
I promise they'll never
be naughty again.
522
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,137
Isn't that right?
523
00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:00,400
- Uh, yeah.
- Yes, we'll be good.
524
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:01,531
- Well, aren't you lucky
525
00:19:01,575 --> 00:19:03,403
to have such a grown-up
little girl?
526
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,318
- Would you say
I'm old enough to grill?
527
00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:07,015
- Of course!
- Aha!
528
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,582
[click]
- Mm.
529
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:11,019
Whoa! Look at that.
530
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,761
[rock music]
531
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,458
♪
532
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:18,200
- Hey!
- ♪ Hey, hey, whoa-oa-oa
533
00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,768
- Let's go!
- ♪ Hey, hey, whoa-oa
534
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,030
- Our babies!
535
00:19:22,073 --> 00:19:24,772
- Oh, Duncan looks so handsome!
536
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:27,209
- Ah ha!
Oh, thank God you're home.
537
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,298
Wait till we tell you
what happened to us.
538
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:31,605
It is the craziest story
ever.
539
00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,477
- El Espantoso?
540
00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,263
I watched in "20/20"
about your prison escape!
541
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:40,048
- Two days zipped inside
a soiled mattress.
542
00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:42,050
Disgustingly brilliant!
543
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:43,834
- You're too kind.
Before I go,
544
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,402
I want to tell you
what amazing,
545
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:47,621
independent children
you have.
546
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,579
Perhaps too independent.
547
00:19:49,623 --> 00:19:52,974
Childhood is such a small
amount of one's life.
548
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,802
Don't rush it.
549
00:19:54,845 --> 00:19:57,457
Let them be kids.
- Hmm. You're right.
550
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:00,808
Duncan, Kimberly,
would you like to go back
551
00:20:00,851 --> 00:20:03,202
to being helpless
and noncommunicative?
552
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,204
- [mumbles]
- Sure, whatever.
553
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,423
- Thank you so much
for bringing them home.
554
00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:09,425
I can't let you
go back to Mexico
555
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,166
without giving you a hug.
Come here!
556
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,256
- I would like to, but my feet
cannot touch U.S. soil.
557
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:17,041
- Oh, come on, gimme a hug,
you lug.
558
00:20:17,085 --> 00:20:18,391
- Mm...
559
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:19,783
- Mm...
- Mm...
560
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:22,612
- Come on, everybody.
Let's go home.
561
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,353
- I watched an alligator
eat a man today.
562
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:28,314
- And I tried cabbage.
[engine turns]
563
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,881
[sound of engine
fading]
564
00:20:37,497 --> 00:20:40,761
- Let's wave good-bye
to our new friend.
565
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:43,067
[squeaking]
566
00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:46,070
- Hey, he got a window seat.
Lucky!
567
00:20:46,114 --> 00:20:47,420
- He gave me a chocolate gun.
568
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:49,639
- Ooh, let me try!
[crunching]
569
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:52,773
Wow! It's got a kick.
I'm gonna run home.
570
00:20:52,816 --> 00:20:54,035
[panting]
571
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,167
Jing, we should start a band!
572
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,522
- Thanks for letting me
grill with you.
573
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:04,524
What do grown-ups talk about
while the meat cooks?
574
00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:05,916
- All kinds of stuff!
575
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,441
Power tools, crab grass,
boats we're never gonna buy,
576
00:21:08,484 --> 00:21:10,399
all the girls from high school
we--
577
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:12,706
- Uh-huh...
- Shook hands with.
578
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,838
Anything but our feelings,
really.
579
00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:16,579
- Grilling's the best!
580
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,494
- Hell, yeah, it is.
581
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:21,454
- I think Mommy
had too much chocolate.
582
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:22,846
- Jing, you wanna see me
do a cartwheel?
583
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,326
Say yes, yes, yes, yes!
584
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:26,937
Yes!
[squealing/grunting]
585
00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:31,986
- So, what kinda boatare you thinking of not buying?
586
00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:41,561
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