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Huh?

My wedding is in three weeks,
and I'm freaking out.

We lost our ceremony space.

My god.

We got to find the space, sis.

And we're not gonna sleep
until we find one.

We cannot disappoint.

I'm really hoping the queens
will know what to do.

Drop it like a what!

We would love
to put you in drag.

Huh?

- Aah!
- My god!

This is so crazy.

But you want
to get married here?

No, bitch.

I've lost several
family members,

one of them being my mom.

I get it.

This should be one of the
happiest moments of kari's life.

We're gonna find
a way to honor her.

I would love it.

It is so important
that we help her through this.

Are you ready, girl?
Okay.

Having somebody to lean on means

more than anybody
could ever imagine.

My god!
Come on in.

Boom.

You get four moms today.

I feel like they're
my family now.

We would like to welcome you
to the gayest straight wedding

you've ever been to.

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- Aah!
- My gosh, guys.

We are here in... where are we?

- Berea, Ohio.
- I think it's "be-ray-a."

"Be-ree-a," guys.
I've looked it up.

You know that I know everything.

You don't know.

So, ladies, we're on our way
to meet kari.

She's our bride.
She is a nurse.

Her fiancé, Eric,
actually nominated her.

He's a cop.
Love cops.

Two people who help each other,
and I just think cops are hot,

so I can't wait to see him.

I'm Eric, and I live
in berea, Ohio.

- Hi!
- What's up?

My fiancé is kari.

We met seven years ago,

and it's been pretty awesome
ever since.

The wedding's
only three weeks away.

But, unfortunately, we just
found out we lost the hall

where we were gonna have
our ceremony.

So she just kind of wanted
to go to the courthouse

and, you know, do everything
that route.

But I just think
we'll regret it later on

if we don't, you know,
celebrate properly.

Kari has had a couple losses
recently with her family.

I want to lift her up a bit
and get her excited

about what's gonna be

basically the biggest day
of our lives.

I'm really hoping the queens
will know what to do.

Love you.
Love you.

We got to bring the zhuzh.

We got to give her
all the tools that she needs.

And you know all four of us
come together,

we can create
one fierce wedding.

Alright, ladies,
here is the hotel.

- Let's go. Let's change.
- I love it.

Let's just do a quick
smack of the wand,

and then we'll be ready.

Foop!

Eric told his fiancée
that he asked for our help,

but she has no idea
that we're coming.

Cute house.

We're gonna help Eric
lift up kari

and give them the wedding
of their dreams.

Ladies, we got this.

Mm-

Knock on the door.

Just knock.
Just knock.

Huh?

- Bebe, that skirt's right.
- Strange here in Ohio.

- Okay, never mind.
- Let us in your house!

- Trick or treat!
- Hello, ladies!

Hi, Eric.
How are you all?

- Hi. Hello.
- Great to meet you.

- Good morning.
- Nice to meet you.

- So cute.
- How are you?

- We're better now.
- I'm so good now.

- Okay, it's okay.
- Don't let go, Eric.

What do we think of Eric?

Hot.
My god.

- Hey!
- Hi. How are you doing?

Eric is so handsome,
I just want to squish him.

Never in my life
would I have thought

there'd be four queens
rolling up at my house.

Kari's gonna freak out.
It's insane.

Where is kari?

Kari is at work right now
at the hospital.

She's a nurse there.

- She's a Saint, basically.
- Yep.

Kari absolutely loves
drag queens,

so I think having
the queens here

to help plan things
will get her a bit more excited

about, you know, how fun things
are gonna be that day instead.

I'm excited.
I can't wait to see her.

I love it!

- She's home!
- Surprise!

My god.

My god!

- Come on over.
- Come in!

I had no idea I was coming home
to finding

four beautiful queens
in my kitchen.

So that was amazing.

- Hi!
- My god!

- Come inside!
- Come on over. Come over.

Hi! Mwah!

I'm thorgy.
Nice to meet you.

- I'm juju.
- Hi, juju.

- You're so beautiful.
- Hi, mama.

- This is bebe. She's extra.
- My god.

She's beautiful.

She's gorg. I mean, when
she walked through that door,

I was like,
"the things we can do!"

- So nice to meet you.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

When your honey called us,
we said, "we have to get there."

This is a dream come true.

We're really here.
This is real.

Yeah, I can...

Yeah, it's real.

Here, Alexis...
Hit her in the face.

Snap out of it!

Ooh!

- My gosh.
- Can we borrow your gal?

- Yeah, that's fine.
- We need some girl time.

- We sure do.
- Come on. Girl time.

Come on, miss kari.
Let's go, honey.

My wedding is in three weeks.

The stress of planning this
wedding has been building up,

and I'm freaking out.

Are you comfortable, bebe?

Bitch, I can't breathe?

We need to get this bride
and groom to the altar.

And find out why
she's running away from it.

I want to know more about kari.

To look at you, I see a bright,

energetic young girl
who is gorgeous.

Yeah, you got
a body there, girl.

One of my biggest insecurities
is my nose is crooked.

Where?

I mean, look at it straight on.
You'll see it.

And growing up, people
used to call me "crooks."

I'm not very confident.

I don't really like to take any
photos that really show my face.

Pretty much everything
from the neck above.

I always have something
negative to say about myself.

That nose is beautiful, honey.
You know?

I appreciate you guys coming out
here and trying to save the day.

- Well, talk to us about that.
- Yeah, what's going on?

We lost our ceremony space.
- Mm-

And being so close to the date,

why not just, you know,
go to a justice of the peace?

For me, it feels like it's more
than just the logistics

of losing the space.
- Yes.

Like, why are you so willing
to throw in the towel

around something
that's so meaningful?

I mean, isn't your family,
friends coming

to the ceremony and stuff?

Yeah, but, um...

through recent years,

I've lost several
family members,

one of them being my mom.

So you've gone through a lot.

I just don't have a lot
of family support,

and when I think of ceremonies,

I think of, like, family.

- Yeah, mm.
- Yeah.

That makes sense.

It just makes me not want
to go through with it

because I've seen
all my friends...

They get married,

and they have such a special
moment with their moms.

Yeah.

It's a moment
I'm not gonna have.

I get it. The memories, kari,
the memories...

Those really good memories,
they carry on.

- Do you know what I'm saying?
- Mm-

I mean, I don't know
if you guys know,

but you know my dad
passed last year?

- Yes.
- Yes.

And that was...

Yeah.

I can't tell you how to grieve.
You can't tell me how to grieve.

But those memories
that we have of our parents,

that's what we have to take
and make them live.

You're right.

We could never
replace kari's mother.

But we can be
that support system

that she's been missing
throughout this whole process.

And, you know what, sisters?

Miss kari just inherited

four fabulous
fairy drag mothers.

We want to make this special
for you...

We love Eric,
and that's why he called us.

He wants it to be memorable.
- Yes.

Do you feel like if we can find

a new place to do the ceremony,

you might be open to doing that?

- Yes.
- Yeah?

If I had you ladies
in my corner,

I would be open to anything.
- Yas!

- We're here.
- You got us, girl.

You got us. 100%.

In our line of work,

we tend to rely heavily
on our chosen family.

100%.
And you know what?

That's exactly what we need
to be for kari.

You know, we can do
this wedding anywhere.

Have you thought of
your backyard? Right, ladies?

- The house is beautiful.
- This is a beautiful house.

- It's gorgeous here.
- Well, let's go take a look.

I wouldn't mind...
- Is it okay?

- Can we see it?
- Yeah. Let's go see it.

- That's awesome.
- Come on.

I am coming around to the idea
of having the ceremony now.

- Here it is!
- Let's see it.

My.
This is the backyard.

I just have no idea
where it's gonna be

or how it's gonna take place.

But it's three weeks away,

so I need to get this
on the ball.

- Ladies?
- Perfect.

He's here. Hi.
- Hey.

So we're thinking, if this was
for the ceremony...

- Do we like?
- I don't know.

- I'm not crazy about the idea.
- Okay.

There's just too much work
involved.

There should be other options.

I don't want to believe
that it's all done.

If this is a no,

I have kind of a crazy idea.

I'm so proud of this man,
taking charge.

I would love to see it.
- I like wild ideas.

- Yeah, I know you do, girl.
- I want to go.

- Sisters, we love you.
- We'll hold down the fort.

- Let's go do some work.
- Let's go.

We got to find the space, sis.

And we're not gonna sleep
until we find one.

We cannot disappoint.
- See you later.

Are we worried for their safety?

Going anywhere with Eric
is a dream come true.

Do you think he'll let me,
like, sit on his lap?

Well, well, well...

Well, if that would help us

make kari's day special,
I'm sure he will do anything.

I wasn't even thinking
about kari.

So, tell us where
you're gonna take us right now.

Alright, so, it's definitely
gonna be exciting.

- Okay. A clue.
- Sky diving?

Not quite that exciting.
Okay.

Yeah.

I'm a police officer,
so it's kind of related to work.

I have some alternative
venues in mind.

It's kind of a shot in the dark,

or one could say
it's a bit of a long shot.

Here we are at the range.

Wait, wait, wait.
What did you say? We're...

Wait. No.

- Like a gun firing range?
- Yeah.

But you want to get
married here?

No, no, no, no, no.
We're trying to have a wedding.

Your very own bebe can
design anything anywhere,

but not the gun range.

Why not?!
Mnh-mnh. N-n-n-no, sis!

It's an opportunity.
I'm like...

An opportunity to do what, girl?

Shoot a gun.

No, bitch.

Not in a gun range.

- My god. After you.
- My goodness.

This is fascinating.

My god.
- My god.

I have actually never been
to a gun range before.

This is, like, my first time.
The smell!

Mnh-mnh.
What does it smell like?

Bitch, I don't know what it is.

This is a little crazy, Eric.

This is like me suggesting
we get married

in a hospital waiting room.

We're thinking of...
Of a... Of a...

Of an event here.
Where...

Find your words, bebe.

I'm shocked with the situation.
But if we... if we...

Where would we p... wh...

Exactly, no words.

- She's not into it.
- Right.

And I love crazy ideas,
but I'm like,

I don't know about this.
Mm...

Just to clarify, though, it's...

It's a no?

- No.
- No.

Okay.
Alright, well...

- Alright.
- We can still shoot, so...

I've never done it before.
Would you show me what to do?

- Yeah, absolutely.
- You don't want to shoot?

Absolutely not, girl.

I'll have y'all follow me back.

- We'll watch the video.
- Okay. Perfect.

You ready?

Just point it at that, where
you want the bullet to hit.

The biggest thing is just make
sure your hand is behind this.

Perfect.
Do I look fabulous, though?

You look phenomenal.

- It's the most important.
- Yep.

Ooh, that's cool!

Ooh!
And you've shot a gun.

That was like...

Perfect.
That was a 10.

Yeah. And you shot
really well, too.

Did I?
Yep.

Almost got a bull's-eye
on several of them.

I'm pretty good.
And in heels.

I know!
That's badass.

- Pretty badass. Exactly.
- Hell, yeah.

Look, I hit, like, every target.

Yep.
I mean, am I a good shot?

Yeah, absolutely.
Nice job.

This was awesome.
Yeah.

But, like,
it's time to get serious.

So are we going somewhere else?

We have one more place,

so hopefully
kari likes it enough.

While that was cute,

we're definitely
not getting married there.

I'm very curious.
How did you guys meet?

I crashed a wedding,
and Eric was a groomsman.

My god.
What?!

So you're sitting there,
and you're just...

I wasn't sitting, girl.
I was dancing!

I love it.

You were like, bitch,
I'm gonna find a man.

It was fate, 'cause he's been
prince charming ever since.

The love between kari and Eric
is so magnetic.

It is. I'm so happy
that we're here,

that we get to support kari

and give her the wedding
that she's always wanted.

I just hope that we can
find the right space.

It's kind of not...
That... pretty.

No.

It's good to see
that kari's open, you know,

to an actual ceremony now.

We have one more space to see,
so hopefully kari likes it.

The last one here that
we're coming up close to is,

I think, something
that's realistic.

I'm very surprised
that the queens got her

on board so quickly.

What I found out is if I want to
convince kari to do something,

just got to dress in drag.

- Is this it?
- We are arriving.

Wow!

Wow.
It's a chapel.

- It's gorgeous.
- How darling.

Cool!

Wow.

Wow. Eric.

We're at the chapel
at Baldwin Wallace university,

which is where
I went to school, so...

This is gorgeous.

Someplace that's
very dear to me.

- This is cool.
- Eric, this is more like it.

So, what do you think
of the space?

It's kind of not...
That... pretty.

It can use a little zhuzh.

- Yeah.
- What can we do to make this...

Lush.
Warm and lush?

What would you like?
Do you like flowers?

I have kind of an allergy
to fresh flowers.

No.
Yeah. It's not...

Do you have something
you can twist, maybe to...?

Honey, I always have tricks.
We bring the fairy dust.

Maybe trapeze artists
and a whole circus.

Elephants.

Let's go to town and have fun.

- Now we're talking.
- Let's spice it up.

Well, thorg, say
if you were walking in

like a bridesmaid,
what would you do?

Show me the walk, girl.
This.

Drop it like a what!

Then I take a little walk
up to the piano.

Play a little chopin?

You know what, sis?

Kari is not seeing
the potential of this space.

She just needs to trust
her very own doll

and keep an open mind.
She's going to love it.

When it comes to your wedding,

anything we can do
to make this day amazing,

to show you support.
We want to show you love.

So how would you feel
if I offer my services,

darling,
to officiate your wedding?

That would be amazing.

And on top of that,

I would love to play violin
as you walk down the aisle.

My gosh.
If that's alright.

It would be a dream come true.

- That's awesome.
- Let's spice it up.

So, you know, kari's gonna miss

not having that special moment
with her mother.

We really need to give her
another new, exciting moment.

We need to put a smile
on her face,

and we need to
make her laugh again.

Yes!

You have some decisions to make.

So take your time, and we
will wait outside for you.

- Talk amongst yourselves. Bye.
- See you then.

- Bye.
- See you, ladies.

And then say,
"ooh, ooh, ooh!"

These queens have made me laugh
more today than I have all year.

A long time.
Yeah.

Very long time.

It's so nice.

I think if they're part of this,
it's gonna be very, very fun.

I agree.

So, what do you think honestly
about this?

I think this has opened my eyes
to every possibility.

Is that a yes?
Yeah.

I think this is gonna be great.

A day ago,

I didn't think that we were
even gonna have a place

to have our ceremony.

And after today,

I have been so opened
to the idea.

So thank you to the queens.

Yes.

Love you.
I love you, too.

I'm here to see
kari this morning

because I spent a lot
of last night

really thinking about the things
that we talked about yesterday.

Hi!
Good morning.

Almost didn't recognize you.

You're beautiful either way.

- Stop.
- You're like our height now.

Hey, I'm still taller.

I think it's important
that we just talk

about what's really going on.

Alright. Have fun.

And that's why
I brought her scones.

We did a lot yesterday.

Yeah.

You're a very strong woman.

And hearing you talk
about you losing your mother,

I can see that your heart
is broken, you know?

And I know that you're probably
still hurting and it's hard.

Just around this time of joy
is when it hurts,

probably, the most.

She was there for me, always.

Mm-

Always came to
my basketball games.

She always picked me up
from school.

My friends loved her.
She was so funny.

I acquired a lot
of personality from my mom.

A lot of people say
I look just like her.

She, like myself,
was very down on her appearance,

even though I thought she was
one of the most beautiful women

I've ever seen.

I know that your mom
can't be there physically,

but we're gonna find
a way to honor her.

Would you let me do that?

I would love it.
Yeah.

This should be one of
the happiest moments

of kari's life,
and I know us queens

can turn it around for her.

You're gonna get married, girl.

I know.
That's a big deal.

And, you know, you've got this
really cute man in your life,

and it's time to, like,
brighten that up, girl.

You've got some drag queens
here on your side.

Yes.

Do you have anything of hers?

I do feel connected
to this angel.

Okay. Yeah.

I'll show you.

One thing in my house that
really reminds me of my mom

is an angel
that's in my living room.

It's right over here.

Wow.

I have the fondest memory of it,

when my mom got
this gift for me.

Every time I look at it,
I just think of her,

and, you know,
it makes me smile.

I already know the perfect way
to incorporate an angel

into your wedding.

That's, like, simple.
Okay.

These beautiful drag queens

opened my eyes to having
my mom there with me somehow,

and I think will make
the biggest difference.

My.

Throw me down the stairs!

Sorry.

- I'm heading out. See you.
- Alright. Bye.

- Love you.
- I love you.

Well, well, what about me?

Juju, take care.

I'm sorry.
I just... he just...

What are your plans for hair
and makeup for the wedding?

Um...

I don't even own makeup.

When it comes to feeling good
and feeling confident,

the most important thing is
to feel that from the inside.

But as a queen, I can tell you
that a little lip gloss

and a little hair spray
do go a long way.

So I'm about to give kari
the Alexis Michelle treatment.

- Welcome to my salon.
- Hi! Thank you!

I could just tell from talking
with kari for a few minutes

that her self-esteem
is pretty low.

Here, come get comfy.

But I see a really gorgeous girl
in front of me,

so we're gonna have to
somehow get reality

and her personal perception
of herself closer together.

I'm curious to know,
what are your plans

for hair and makeup
for the wedding?

I am not really good
at that stuff.

I don't put on a lot of makeup.

I don't even own makeup.

I don't usually brush my hair,
and if you are lucky,

I might brush my teeth at...

No, I'm just kidding.
I brush my teeth every day.

What do you think about, like,
a little bit of wave?

Yeah.

A little texture and to help
with the volume, too?

Please.
Volume is a necessity.

The best thing for hair that
lays flat is to give it texture.

So I love using a curling iron
upright like this

to create beachy waves
that frame the face.

I am so glad
that you found a place

that you feel good about
for the ceremony.

Yeah. I'm open to so many
new things right now. And...

What I have learned
about weddings

is that it is sort of this much
about the details

of the flowers and the dress
and the hair and the makeup.

Feelings are this much.

Right.
And...

A very emotional time.
Yeah.

We just want to do anything
we can to help you feel

really good, really special
and supported and loved

on your wedding day.
Ooh, that's hot!

Thank you.

Having the queens here
means everything to me.

And they had talked about
having a chosen family,

and I feel like
I'm part of it now.

Now we're gonna talk
about makeup.

I need help in this department.

You have such
a gorgeous eye color.

Stop!

You stop!

You stop it.

I have noticed that every time
I compliment you

or tell you you're beautiful,
you kind of, like,

brush it off.
Yeah.

We'll see if we can get there

by the wedding day
with no eye-roll.

Okay.

We'll see.

You want to take away any spots
or darkness under the eye

so that you can then focus
on the feature

that we're trying to highlight.

Okay.
That was better!

The eye is not defined
until you create that black line

on the top lash line
and then add the lashes.

That really brings the attention
right to the beautiful eye.

- Are you ready, girl?
- Yes!

Let's do it!
- Alright, here we go.

One, two... Three.

My god!
You did such an amazing job!

How do you feel?

Like a new woman!
Yeah?

I feel so different now
in comparison to how I was

before the queens arrived.
I feel beautiful.

And this is how I would
absolutely like to look

and feel on my wedding day.

Look at what you've done!

Hi!

I brought some friends.

Kari has had a huge day,

and I just want to show her
a little fun.

So I've invited all her friends
to show her

that she has a chosen family.
And let me tell you,

these bitches
are ready to party!

Ha-ha!

Kari looks beautiful.

Alexis did an amazing job
on her hair,

her makeup, her lips.
Everything looks great.

This is the woman that's been
hiding under those scrubs.

Great job, Alexis.

The wedding is
like two weeks away,

but our work is not done.

Mnh-mnh.

We would love
to put you in drag.

What better way...
To just have fun!

To bring some joy?
Throw it up there.

You know?

What do you think?

It is the day
before the wedding.

We're prepping
for our rehearsal dinner.

I'm a little nervous.
I just hope

that everything goes smoothly
from here on out

so that kari isn't stressed.

- Welcome back, girls.
- Welcome back, girls!

The thing I'm most nervous about

is being in front of everybody,
being the center of attention.

It's not something I'm used to.

Hi, darling!
Hi!

We are back in Ohio,
and we're here

to roll up our sleeves
to help Eric and kari

get ready for the big day.
- Hi!

And while our dresses
are being steamed for tomorrow,

we're keeping it cazh
at this rehearsal dinner

'cause honestly, there's
only room for one queen.

Thorgy and I have cooked up
a little idea.

We have an idea.

And we'd like you, kari,
to go with juju and bebe.

You have a rehearsal dinner
to get ready for, right?

Yeah.

And we're gonna go hang out
with Eric for a while.

Okay.

- Take good care of him.
- Alright, well, you guys go.

- Alright.
- We're gonna go spice things up.

- Bye, guys.
- Sounds good.

Take good care.
Toodle-oo.

- See you, kar.
- Cheers.

We want kari to have
the best possible time

at her rehearsal dinner,

but we know she's uncomfortable
being in the spotlight.

Mm- And you know what?

Weddings are not only
about the bride.

Grooms can take
the spotlight, too.

Ooh!

Especially tonight.
Yas!

I feel like these
will work well.

But wait, I had a pair
of pink ones for this.

I don't know
where your earrings went.

I don't know.
Bitch!

I don't know where they went.

- Those look good on you.
- Ooh! He's here.

Okay.
We're ready, Eric.

Come on in, Eric.

- Surprise!
- Man!

Hello!

- How are you?
- What's up?

- Okay.
- We know some of the anxiety

that came along with putting
this wedding together.

Right.

So we just thought,
what better way...

To just have fun!
To bring some joy?

Throw it up there.
You know?

And we would love
to put you in drag.

What do you think?

This is so out of my realm.

But...
You tried shooting, so...

I'm never gonna live it down
at work, but...

I'm in for it.

I will try this
for the sake of kari.

She's gonna love it.

Kari is absolutely obsessed
with drag queens,

and I love kari a lot.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be doing
any of this craziness.

Love it. I'm gonna
let you start the makeup.

Okay.

Leave you guys alone.
I'm gonna go get a drink.

And I'll be back in 15 hours
when she's done.

Alright, have fun.

I love Eric.

He is going to be one
drop-dead-gorgeous drag queen.

This is the perfect way
to shake things up,

have a little fun, and also
rally around and support her.

The first thing we always start
with is covering our brows.

Alright,
this is gonna be insane.

I'm really excited
to see kari's reaction,

but I am pretty nervous.

It's mostly just around,
you know, like, work.

Yeah.
I mean, you're a cop.

Right. Exactly.

Well, I guess I'll appreciate
how long it takes,

you know, kari to get ready.

Something tells me
you might take

a little bit longer than her.

Are you saying I'm not
as pretty as she is?

That's what it is.

You're beautiful.

I cannot wait.
I'm so excited.

- Hi, everybody.
- Hi!

We have a very special surprise
for you, kari.

- Yes?
- Are you ready for this?

- I'm ready!
- Come on in.

Ladies and gentlemen,
let's welcome...

Miranda right!

- Aah!

My god!

What's up?!

Fabulous!

Aaah!

My god. He is so beautiful.
Like, this is so crazy.

She's most excited
'cause I'm like 5'8" now.

You did so good.

I'm gorgeous, kari!

You are amazing.

Do you feel ready to walk into
your rehearsal dinner like this?

- I'm ready. Bring it on.
- Yeah?

- Bring it on.
- What do you think, kari?

He's... she's ready.

Well, I guess we got
a rehearsal dinner to go to.

- Alright.
- Let's go.

Miss Miranda, honey!

- Hey, girls!
- Let's do this.

- Alright, let's go.
- Alright.

Eric doing drag tonight
just means so much to me.

This feels like
the tension is off of me.

He just brings so much joy
to my life.

I just can't wait
to be his wife.

Or maybe he's my wife,
I don't know.

Come on in.

What's up?

I'm about to walk
into the dinner...

- Is this where we're going?
- Yep. Right in here.

Presenting myself
as Miranda right.

I'm definitely a little nervous
to see everyone's reaction.

I'm never gonna live this down
at work... never.

Hi, everybody.

Alright, I want to welcome
the soon to be newlyweds.

We have kari and Miranda right.

Holy.
That's my brother.

I didn't know my brother
could look that beautiful.

I would like to thank
each and every one of you

for being here tonight.

It means the world
to kari and I.

And then, also, I would like
to thank the queens

for making this whole event
amazing.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.
- You look so good.

Thank you.
So do y'all!

What's up, man?
Thank you.

- What up?
- Brother!

- What's going on, dude?
- What's up, dawg?

I know, dude.

- I finally got a sister.
- Yep.

My brother is one hell of a cop,

but he is an even better
drag queen.

Wait, what's your name?

Miranda right.

And my tag line is, "you have
the right to remain sassy."

That's my boy!
That's it!

He's good.
Sh... he's good.

He or she.
He, she.

- Yeah.
- I'm gorg, right?

Slay, bitch.
Slay, bitch.

Most definitely.

Slay that, bitch.
Yep...!

Slay that

No, let's not go there.

Shh!

My gosh.
It's wedding day,

so miss bebe has been very,
very busy this morning.

I got up early,
came to the chapel,

and I have been setting it up,

getting ready to bring this
to the ball, honey.

Good morning!
Hi, honey!

Hi!
Good morning, my love!

I am so excited
for this wedding.

I have full faith and confidence

that these queens
will turn it out.

Come on in.
Come on in.

Take a little moment, miss kari.

Okay, I'm ready!
Take a little moment.

And... boom!

My god.

You guys did such a great job!

My gosh!

Kari originally thought
that the space was very boring.

So, what did we do?
We brought her a hedge wall.

And now she's getting married
in a garden.

You mentioned that you were
allergic to flowers,

and so we decided to go
with some really luscious

silk flowers.

Come on up here.
- You brought the zhuzh!

Ooh!

Who has a pink carpet
into your wedding?

This bitch.
Who does that?

Yeah.

You cannot have a beautiful
chapel without a pink carpet.

So I sure brought that.

I have one more surprise.
Okay.

Every bride needs a bouquet, and
it needs to be very beautiful.

My gosh.
How beautiful!

All handmade.
Wow.

All crafted
specifically for you.

Thank you.

Perfect.

I'm happy for you.

It means so much to me.

Don't cry. Give me a hug.
I love you, baby.

I love you, too.
Thank you.

My gosh. I'm happy that
we could do this for you.

It's such an honor.

I could not have pictured
anything more perfect.

Honey, we have a wedding
to go to.

And our miss Alexis
is in the house

ready to doll up the doll,
so bye-bye.

Bye, baby bird.
Bye. Thank you.

See you.

I'm getting married!

Yes, she...

I am getting the bride
ready to walk down the aisle.

We got my girl some extensions,
curled her hair,

I feel like I'm gonna be
so beautiful.

You were beautiful
before I started with you.

I'm just here to pamper you.
Aw. Thank you.

This is the day where you
get it back, what you give out.

If you say so.

Yes, I do say so.
I insist.

Okay.

You know, before the drag queens
came into my life,

it was tough accepting help
from others.

I'm full of gratitude
to all the queens.

Having somebody to lean on,

it means more than anybody
could ever imagine.

- Ooh!
- You look stunning.

- As do you, beautiful ladies.
- Gorgeous!

I love what you did
with your hair, juju.

She wants to keep it perfect,
right before the right moment.

I know this is all about me,
but it's not about me.

Enough about me.
You look stunning.

- You do.
- I have something for you.

Remember when we were talking
about your mom

and you showed me the angel?
- Aww.

These wings are
representative of her,

and she's gonna
be there in spirit.

It's beautiful.
Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

I'm so grateful to incorporate
my mom into this wedding day.

I think it'll be amazing.
It'll be nice.

You get four moms today.

I feel like they're
my family now.

Baby.

I have to get this girl
in a dress.

- Exactly.
- We will see you at the church.

- I love you.
- Okay, love you, girls.

- Byeeee!
- Bye! Thank you!

I'm absolutely ready
to get married.

Absolutely.
- Whoo!

Can't wait!

Being with the queens
is life-changing.

I was completely stressed
and didn't even want

to go through with it.
And today I want to get married,

and I just love
my fairy drag queens.

Kari looks like
a Princess, like an angel.

She is glowing.
She looks effortless.

Now, on behalf of kari, Eric,

and her fairy drag mothers,

we would like to welcome you
to the gayest straight wedding

you've ever been to.

There is a love and energy

and spirit in this room.

We should also take a moment
to acknowledge

those who are not able
to be with us,

and recognize that
while we may not see them,

we can feel their spirit,
as they are always with us.

Her mom was here.

Kari, I promise to be faithful
to you, to be your support.

I love you just as you are,

and I will always continue
to do so,

until death do us part.
I love you.

Eric, it's comical that we
waited this long to get married

because I knew,
after two short weeks,

that you would be my forever.

You've been my support through
all these toughest times,

and I'm incredibly
thankful for you.

I vow to you to always
wear flat shoes.

I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

Eric, you may now
kiss your queen.

Kari and Eric are
the best couple.

They belong together.
They're the same height.

Their offspring are gonna be
miniature people.

I cannot wait for them
to name one of them jujubee.

This was the best wedding
I've ever been to,

including my own. So, yeah.
Yeah.

Absolutely.

We did it! Mmm!

Kari looks absolutely stunning.

I'm blown away with
what they've done with her.

She looks great.
She looks great all the time,

but today's like
a whole nother level.

I feel so grateful
to the queens.

They made this whole day
so spectacular.

There's no way I could
have pulled this off.

I'm married!

Finally! About time.
Finally.

Happy anniversary.

Do you know what my favorite
part of the wedding is?

Mm?

- The reception!
- Yes!

My gosh.

Make some noise,
ladies and gentlemen.

Hello!
How are you?

Ladies and gentlemen, we want
to introduce our couple.

Mr. Eric and Mrs. Kari.

If you are ready
to have a good time,

Thank you to our
beautiful fairy drag queens,

because they made this amazing

and an unforgettable moment
in my life.

And thank you to the
queens for making it something

that kari's enjoying, actually.

Yes!

And for making it just
a whole nother level of fun.

- Alright, mama!
- That is right, honey!

Work! Work!
Beauty!

The end!

Hi, my beautiful queens!

I wanted to thank you so much
for all that you did

for Eric and I
during our wedding.

You gave me the greatest gift,
which was my confidence.

I feel like you are
my family now,

so you all are just gonna
have to come back

and help deliver my baby
at the end of September.

You know, it's gonna need
some fairy drag grandmothers.

- Aww!
- They're having a baby!

I love you guys.