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Ugh! This fry
is still frozen in the middle.
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Whoa, curly fries again?
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Th... Those are a dollar more.
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How do you guys afford them every day?
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Babysitting, dingus!
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You're all babysitting now?
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How come I didn't hear about this?
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Our apologies.
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We must have been talking
about it in the curly fry line.
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Why are curly fries
more expensive anyway?
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'Cause you get so much more fry.
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And I'm not out of potato, Steve.
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I'm out of arm.
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Billy, come here!
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Hello, fellow babysitters.
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Him, too?
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Let's show Steve what this fry can do.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Let's blow this tater hater's mind.
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I've reached the door.
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I'm going off campus.
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I'm getting on the bus to Chimdale.
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Wow, I'm sold.
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The curly fries, the babysitting,
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the whole damn thing.
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Wrap it up, I'll take it.
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Do my eyes deceive me?
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Billy?
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Oh, the wonders I've seen.
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Crossed the Sahara on foot,
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made love to an Eskimo,
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had a spicy soup.
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I lived a full, rich life.
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And the fry never touched the ground.
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Not even on my wedding night.
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Or the day I buried my son, Mitsuhiro.
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But here's your fry.
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I lost my flip-flops
over the Indian Ocean.
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Not your red Havaianas!
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It was the red Havaianas.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Listen up, because
I'm only going to say this once.
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I have an interest.
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Oh, that's great, honey!
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Oh, phew. I thought you guys
would think I was weird.
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The CIA has an Exotic Food Club,
and I gotsta get in!
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This club eats crazy stuff and...
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Stop right there... I gotta hear more!
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Well, in order to gain membership,
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I must present an exotic
food to the committee.
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You probably won't see me for a while.
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'Cause if I get in, I'm going to
Mexico by myself to celebrate.
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Looks like you and Jeff have
the house to yourself tonight,
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'cause I have Moms Club.
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Was that "opportunity"
I just heard a-knocking?
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Maybe you can spread
the word at Moms Club,
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I'm getting into the babysitting game.
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No, absolutely not.
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You're not ready to babysit.
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Wait, what? All my friends
are babysitting, why can't I?
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You still have me take
your temperature rectally.
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Yeah, it's more accurate.
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You panic easily, you're neurotic,
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you're afraid of your own shadow...
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Ha-ha, what?
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M-Me and my shadow are totally cool now.
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Ah!
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Please, Mom, this means a lot to me.
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Tell you what...
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If you can tell me which
hand the strawberry's in,
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you're ready.
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I knew you weren't ready.
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Whoa!
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That's how you babysit.
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Whoa, a strawberry gun.
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No, Jeff! Don't!
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Thanks for your business, Leo.
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We'll get you there next time, buddy.
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I knew Leo wasn't going to orgasm.
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In fact, I made sure of it.
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He doesn't know,
but I've been working against him.
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Leo's got it easy compared to me.
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Mom won't let me babysit.
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She keeps treating me like
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I'm still some helpless, little child.
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Kids are no joke.
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I learned that the hard
way after Rogu was born.
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You remember Rogu...
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Rogu? Maybe? Rogu? My baby!
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Probably heard the rumor
that he used to be my tumor.
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He's Rogu, my baby... he's here!
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Anyway, that little rhyme's
how I remember who he is.
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Do you keep Rogu in
the room while you...?
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Punch aluminum-siding
salesmen in the balls?
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Yes, Steve. But I always put Rogu
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in the bath with his favorite music.
Hey, buddy!
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♪ The itsy bitsy Rogu was
wearing his headphones ♪
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♪ Because his dad was
giving a rusty trombone... ♪
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This way,
he has no idea what's going on.
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Rogu is Daddy!
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Yeah...
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maybe I should do my
dates outside the house.
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I know! How about
you watch Rogu while I'm out,
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and afterwards, I'll tell Francine
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what a great job you did.
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She'll have to admit you're ready.
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That's perfect!
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I-I can start tonight
while she's at her club.
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Car go through tunnel.
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Aww. I taught him that.
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If he gets cranky,
just rock him to sleep.
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Sleep fixes everything.
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- Anything else?
- Three important rules.
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Absolutely no candy, no screen time,
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and don't let him look at my ant farm.
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He didn't want to chip in for it,
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so he doesn't get to enjoy it.
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I'm off to Moms Club.
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We're going to the Sharks game.
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Gettin' there early.
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I heard they got a new
Port-A-Potty outside gate J,
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and I'd really like to
break that thing in.
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Now it's just you and me.
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Should I order us some Domino's?
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Rogu no do chain restaurants.
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- Seriously?
- Ha-ha, Rogu joke.
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Rogu eat from trash can.
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Stan, we're thrilled you're interested
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in the CIA's Exotic Food Club.
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But maybe we weren't clear
on what our objective is.
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For example, when my boy Wolfgang
auditioned for our club,
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he brought in deep-fried pigeon feet.
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Wait, that's Wolfgang?
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I assumed you were Wolfgang.
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No, I'm Dale.
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Oh, then who's Vorasmus?
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She's sick. Anyway, Stan,
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you've brought in what appears
to be gas station coffee cake.
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It's Entenmann's!
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You're not getting it.
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We told you to bring something exotic.
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Oh, I thought you said "quixotic."
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So you feel...
that the Entenmann's is quixotic?
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Yeah, I was banking on no
one knowing what that meant.
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Why don't I just try again?
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Stan, leave the Entenmann's.
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Do you want more, Rogu?
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This means more.
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Hey, Helen Keller. Keep it down.
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Me and my fellow code-monkeys
are mining for Bitcoins.
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I got so many. I'm gonna be so rich.
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You're just writing "Bitcoin"
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over and over in a Word document.
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Okay, man,
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one of us is drowning in cryptocurrency,
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and one of us is being
paid five bucks an hour
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to watch a farting tumor.
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Actually, I'm babysitting Rogu for free
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to prove to Mom I'm ready...
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Oh, my God.
I didn't ask for your life story.
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Unless you'd be willing to sell it.
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How does... three Bitcoins sound?
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This is a restraining order against you
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- from that girl who...
- Oh, man. I got hacked!
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Unh-unh. Roger said no candy.
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Okay.
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But promise to tell Roger how
good of a babysitter I was.
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Rogu! Rogu!
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What the...
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Oh, no! That's why no candy?!
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What the hell?!
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I don't know why you're shocked, man.
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Rogu's crazy. He does crazy shit.
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When Roger said not to feed them candy,
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I didn't think they'd multiply!
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I think I know one way
we can fix this problem.
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Really? What?
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Are you sure you want to hear about it?
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Because you've gotten mad
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when I've tried to discuss this before.
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Oh, my God. I'm not going to
that church with you, Klaus.
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It's a cool church, Steve.
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The preacher wears jeans.
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There's a rock band.
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The preacher's wife
is a graphic designer.
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Do you get the picture I'm painting?
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I-I'll just call Roger.
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He'll know how to defuse this.
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See! I do have a girlfriend!
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All those candles I bought
were for someone who exists!
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So who's the liar now, Brad?!
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Damn it, straight to voicemail.
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Just call your mom.
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She can't know I'm babysitting,
much less screwing it up.
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Where did he get that candy?
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I keep loose gummy worms
under the couch cushions.
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What? Wait!
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Aaah!
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Should we just call
Terminix and call it a day?
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Klaus, we... we got to do something.
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I already did.
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I gave the shy Rogu a bottle to spin.
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- Oooooh.
- Oooooh.
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Rogu have errand to run.
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Oh, no!
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Back inside, Rogu.
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But Rogu have score to settle.
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They're all gone.
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They did it.
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They finally moved to big city.
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♪ I have tons of boys ♪
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Whoa. How did you get them to calm down?
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No thang, I just threw on
some random YouTube video.
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First of all, Roger said no screen time!
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And second, this is not random.
This is your song.
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Steve, this song
belongs to the world now.
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You saw what happened
when they ate candy.
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God knows what your janky-ass
video will do to them.
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Janky-ass?
Not according to the comments.
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Listen. VapePimp77 refers to it as...
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"I make $200 a day working from home."
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Oh. My. God.
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Yeah, that's pretty big
coming from VapePimp.
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He's growing!
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W-We got to get him outside!
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Come on, Rogu.
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You want screen time?
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Yes, but better video.
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Screw you, Rogu.
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I make you all big,
and now you're shitting on my song?
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Rogu want...
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♪ And I gotta have a Nutri-Grain
bar and Mountain Dew! ♪
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♪ Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew ♪
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♪ Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew ♪
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- ♪ Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew ♪
- Oh, balls.
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♪ Every day ♪
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More. More screen time.
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Ooooh.
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Well, that was crazy.
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Want to go grab a bite to eat?
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This is terrible!
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I just unleashed a monster on our town.
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Mom's never gonna let me babysit now!
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Yes, those problems are of
equal weight and importance.
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We have to fix this. Let's go.
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I'm in,
but we'll be having a long talk later
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about what you've done to the lawn.
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Shameful.
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00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,156
Uh, excuse me. I need an exotic dish
259
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,859
that will impress some
real adventurous foodies.
260
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,328
Those canned oysters up there,
261
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,530
no one's ever adventured to eat those.
262
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,932
That's pretty high.
263
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:48,301
How are we supposed to get those down?
264
00:12:49,627 --> 00:12:51,872
Well, now they're too low, Tom.
265
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,507
♪ Cut my life into pieces ♪
266
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,010
♪ This is my last resort ♪
267
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,646
♪ Suffocation, no breathing ♪
268
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:03,050
♪ Don't give a hoot if I
cut my arm bleeding... ♪
269
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,985
Beep. Beep.
270
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:08,856
- Car go through tunnel.
- ♪ This is my last resort ♪
271
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,725
♪ This is my last resort ♪
272
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,537
Klaus, my mom is at that game.
273
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,074
We have to get Rogu away from there.
274
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,978
I got it!
275
00:13:31,974 --> 00:13:34,814
- Hey!
- It's okay. We don't need it.
276
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,484
Chcka-chcka-boom-boomboom!
277
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,152
Uh-chunka- chunkachunka-boom!
278
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,088
Splash! Duka-duka-duka-duka!
279
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,590
Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo! Boom!
280
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:44,858
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
281
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:47,760
See? It's working!
282
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,864
Screen time.
283
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,243
Look at this antique nickel I found
284
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,578
at the bottom of one of the toilets!
285
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,885
Look! Excuse me!
286
00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:09,282
Hello?
287
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:13,253
♪ Three blind guys, three blind guys ♪
288
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:17,006
♪ Sperm in their eyes,
sperm in their eyes ♪
289
00:14:17,041 --> 00:14:18,791
♪ This actually might be my lucky day ♪
290
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:21,061
- ♪ I'm taking their wallets and running away ♪
- Daddy have voice of angel.
291
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:24,898
- ♪ Three blind guys, three blind guys ♪
- It's working!
292
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:28,635
♪ Rogu's in the bathtub
while Daddy's with a John ♪
293
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,637
♪ With a uh-huh here
and a don't stop there ♪
294
00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,605
Yay, Daddy.
295
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,873
♪ "Oh, God!" ♪
296
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:35,775
Okay, we can steer him.
297
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,310
Where the hell do we want to go?
298
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,480
I heard New Orleans is dank as hell.
299
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,383
Wait, Rogu likes to be rocked to sleep.
300
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,218
Oh, perfect, and did you forget
301
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,988
that this nerd is three stories tall?!
302
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,290
No, the Viking Ship!
303
00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,392
We need to get him on that ride!
304
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,962
Roger said sleep fixes everything!
305
00:14:55,769 --> 00:14:58,298
♪ Something something La Cucaracha ♪
306
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:02,269
♪ Rogu's in the bathtub
while Daddy's with a John ♪
307
00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,404
♪ With a uh-huh here
and a don't stop there ♪
308
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,638
♪ Here an uuughhh, there an uggghhh ♪
309
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,574
♪ Everywhere an "Oh, God!" ♪
310
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:11,011
♪ Three blind guys, three blind guys ♪
311
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:14,481
♪ Sperm in their eyes,
sperm in their eyes ♪
312
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,683
♪ This actually might be my lucky day ♪
313
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,419
♪ I'm taking their
wallets and running away ♪
314
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,858
♪ Three blind guys, three blind guys ♪
315
00:15:22,893 --> 00:15:24,357
You did it!
316
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,259
I've used lesser occasions than this
317
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,595
as an excuse to break out the Cubans.
318
00:15:29,442 --> 00:15:32,499
Steve, have you never seen
me smoke a cigar before?
319
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,701
You're in for a treat.
320
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,804
It's the CIA!
321
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,472
Where's the big one?
322
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,308
Ah, forget about him.
323
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:44,344
Bring me that
delicious-looking creature.
324
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,683
No!
325
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,052
Rogu!
326
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:57,124
No, boy-whose-name- I-didn't-catch.
327
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,532
This better be good.
I'm missing the halftime show.
328
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,134
Ronnie from "Jersey Shore"
329
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,569
is trying to drink a big
thing of salsa onstage.
330
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,840
Ugh. "Where were you when
Ronnie drank the stuff?"
331
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,309
I was in the parking
lot with two nutsacks.
332
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,712
I'm sorry, Mom. I really messed up.
333
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,016
Roger let me babysit Rogu so
I could prove to you I could!
334
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,884
And now the CIA has him!
335
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,354
I knew your ass wasn't ready.
336
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,089
The CIA, huh?
337
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,425
Lucky for you, I slap uglies
with a guy who works there.
338
00:16:32,525 --> 00:16:34,527
Ugh, can't you call it making love?
339
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:35,828
And can't you just call him Dad?
340
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,864
I'm on the phone!
341
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,735
I can see the glint of the oyster can.
342
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,737
You sure you don't want something else?
343
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,174
Wait, actually,
do you have that prehistoric fish,
344
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,709
the whatchamacallit, the...
the coelacanth?
345
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,944
- Unfortunately, no.
- Did you check in the back?
346
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:54,547
- No, I never left.
- Then it's hole time, baby.
347
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,121
He's not answering.
348
00:16:57,185 --> 00:17:00,287
Well, that's the risk you
take when you use a phone.
349
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,589
I'm out.
350
00:17:03,665 --> 00:17:05,258
Don't worry, Steve.
351
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,628
You forget that I'm here with...
Moms Club.
352
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,363
Leave it to us.
353
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,964
But you said the same thing
354
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,534
when I found that lump behind my ear...
355
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,603
and it just keeps getting bigger.
356
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,438
Moms Club will get to it.
357
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,907
Right after we kick some ass.
358
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:28,415
Moms Club!
359
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,317
Moms Club!
360
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,256
Moms Club!
361
00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,657
Oh, my God.
362
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:41,494
Yeah, Steve. We're moms, but we're cool.
363
00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,732
Rogu, are you in here?
364
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,102
Cool.
365
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,470
Check it out.
366
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,738
I'm Doctor Fart Face,
367
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,673
and I need 10cc of diarrhea.
368
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,575
Shh! You're embarrassing yourself.
369
00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,677
That's not what Doctor
Fart Face sounds like.
370
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,780
Uh-oh. Steve's clearly
lost his funny bone.
371
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,150
We need to revive it. Boop!
372
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,290
Where's Rogu?
373
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,792
- D-Did you hurt him?
- It's hard to say.
374
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,027
You see, we jammed him
through a sausage grinder
375
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:17,096
and microwaved him on
the popcorn setting.
376
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,331
Mwah!
377
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,767
You ate him?! Why?!
378
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,336
Because we're the Exotic Food Club.
379
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,472
And there's nothing more exotic
380
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:28,441
than that little mutant of yours.
381
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,846
I can't believe he's gone.
382
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,284
I-I just... I just wish
I could have done more.
383
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,722
More! Rogu's still alive!
384
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,791
And I know how to get him out of there.
385
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:48,395
Hey, Rogu. You want some screen time?
386
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,564
♪ Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew ♪
387
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:56,803
♪ Nutri-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew ♪
388
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:02,375
No! I've never met a dish
I couldn't hold down.
389
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,977
That's, like,
the coolest thing about me.
390
00:19:13,835 --> 00:19:15,922
Rogu, you're okay!
391
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,224
Ehh?
392
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,192
Yeah, I don't... I don't want that.
393
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,761
Seriously. Put it... Just put it...
394
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,162
Put it down!
395
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:26,266
Now come here and hug me.
396
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,667
Sorry, bud.
397
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,101
I wanted to take care of you,
398
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:33,105
but Mom was right...
I'm clearly not ready.
399
00:19:34,496 --> 00:19:38,077
Look, Steve, when I said
you weren't ready to babysit,
400
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,249
I guess I meant I wasn't
ready for you to babysit.
401
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,883
What?
402
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:47,720
See, once you're old enough
to take care of kids,
403
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,590
it means you don't need
me to take care of you.
404
00:19:52,459 --> 00:19:54,627
Mom, I'll always need you.
405
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,896
I mean, look how badly
I screwed this up.
406
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,765
Oh, Steve.
407
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,367
I'll make you a deal.
408
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,935
When I'm old and my memory is shot
409
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,472
and I'm losing control of my bowels,
410
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:10,377
I'll move into your home and
you can babysit me every day.
411
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:14,146
"Who peed on the couch," you'll say,
pretending you don't know.
412
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:16,416
And I'll blame it on the wild dogs
413
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,619
I keep claiming to see
around the neighborhood.
414
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,654
Yay.
415
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:24,324
Canned oysters!
416
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:28,595
Aw, man, I missed the entire meal?
417
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:31,831
More for me, I guess.
418
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:39,138
Did Roger say anything
about Rogu and shellfish?
419
00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,420
Steve! Steve!
420
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,755
You're not gonna believe it, Steve!
421
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,690
The Sharks won!
422
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:00,092
They did it! They won!
423
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:02,161
I'm a sports fan now.
424
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,163
Bye. Have a great time.
425
00:21:06,574 --> 00:21:08,614
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