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Honey?
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Do I hear the sound of chicken bones
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approaching the disposal?
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No, you hear the sound of
chicken bones being disposed of.
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Oh?! You suddenly want
to help me clean up?!
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You can't just throw everything in there
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and expect it to disappear.
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It's not the ocean, Francine.
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B-b-b-burned.
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Shut up, Klaus. That wasn't even a burn.
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Yeah, Klaus. When I'm burned,
I'll let ya know.
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Okay, so no chicken down
the disposal, but...
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How about... this?
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That... That's funny.
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That's making me laugh.
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And I've decided to join in the joke!
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Francine?
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Hit the switch.
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Okay, we've all had our fun.
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Now put me down!
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If you insist...
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Stan, now you're making me laugh.
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And making me kind of hot.
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Oh, no! Oohheeeghhagh! Help!
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Oohheeeghhagh!
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That's you!
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I guess you can put
chicken down the drain.
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It sounds like everyone's
having a good time.
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Yeah, Klaus is in the disposal!
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Tell that idiot pieces of shit
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are supposed to go in the toilet.
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To the ice cream store! My treat!
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Remember, I'm a rum raising guy.
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Cool, I'll put some in a waffle cone
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and throw it in the trash.
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Now that was a burn, fish.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin' that
it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Welp, that was the last straw.
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I am leaving.
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It's too late for apologies.
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Nothing could make it right.
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Not even acknowledging
my existence in any way.
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Alright, Klaus. What's all this?
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You... You're selling lemonade?
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No, I'm leaving.
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I've never asked for anything
but a little respect.
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And it's clear I'm not going to get it.
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Okay, okay. I'll buy a lemonade.
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I'm not selling lemonade!
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I'm leaving! Forever!
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One day you'll all regret
how you treated me!
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Should we stop him?
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The lemonade guy?
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He's just being dramatic. He'll be back.
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Okay, kids. Help Mom with the groceries.
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Jeff Junior, you stop drawing
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rockets shooting lasers on my windows.
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Klaus died?
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Klaus the fish?
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Geez, I haven't seen him
since he walked out.
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_
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Go for the Stanimal.
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Oh, when?
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Yeah, I know where Francine's house is.
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That's where I used to sleep in my car
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until a judge and I came
to a mutual agreement
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that Francine be rewarded that car
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and I remain 80 yards away at all times.
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Hey!
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You know the deal.
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Neither of us gets to do it
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until I can afford a second bullet.
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_
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Steve. It's been years.
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Hello, Mother.
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I follow your company on Newstagram.
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You just bought freakin' Hawaii!
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As a place to store my shoes.
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I'm doing quite well, yes.
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Is he here?
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Of course he's here.
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He's my husband now.
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And he's your father.
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He is not my father.
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He's my ex-best friend.
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__
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Toshi, you finally learned
another language...
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and you chose French?
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That's the kind of kissing he does.
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Ooh, la, la.
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Croissant.
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Hey, everyone.
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Papa Toshi.
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Whoa, you only had one kid
in your Christmas card.
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That was ten years ago.
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I wish it were 15.
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You must be the little darlings
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my daughter's been keeping from me.
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As a good mother, I try to shield them
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from drunk housewives and bad haircuts.
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I hope you wike it.
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I puwled the skeweton out awl by mysewf.
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That's Noah.
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We're a little worried about him.
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Has trouble saying "L" 's.
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What up, sluts? Happy Klaus's funeral.
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Roger! My floor!
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Cool, right?
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Above-ground traffic is for poor people.
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I got here from Tokyo in 20 minutes.
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Bored right through the core.
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No poors in the core, baby.
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Veela, why aren't you stealing anything?
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Stan! How the hell did
you get in my house?!
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I, uh, still have a key to the backdoor.
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Dad, it's good to...
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Y-You look...
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Alive.
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Oh, you noticed?
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Sorry I'm late, gang.
I was busy being awesome,
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eating really expensive
cookies whenever I want,
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swimming in all the oceans,
and not having any parasites.
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Well, I'm sure you'd all like to unpack.
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Hayley, you take your old room.
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Steve, you share the attic with Roger.
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Toshi and I turned your bedroom
into an ass-blast-itorium.
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Real creative.
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Hey, don't turn my kitchen
into a sass-back-itorium!
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Stan, there's a blanket in the basement.
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Sure, I... I guess I could cancel
my suite at the Four Seasons...
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and my expensive prostitute.
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Can you believe these
little drills are optional?
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If I didn't have a little drill,
I'd kill myself like Klaus.
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I'm assuming it was a suicide?
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Do we know? Do we care?
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I don't know.
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- The woman who called Douglas...
- Douglas?
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- My jerk-off robot...
- Your what?
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My regular robot!
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The woman who called Douglas
was light on details...
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of Klaus's death.
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Which is the topic of this conversation.
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Master, you seem tense.
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Would you like to jerk me off?
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Wait. You do him?
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Awkward.
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Thank you all for coming
on such short notice.
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I'm Sister Madeline.
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I met Klaus while passing out
food and blankets on Skid Row.
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Excuse me, Stan Smith.
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I'd like to start by
saying I was invited
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so I'm allowed to be here.
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Now, where are you passing
out these free blankets?
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I was with Klaus in his final moments.
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He requested that I
gather you all together
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and show you this video.
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Dearest Smiths...
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... I bet you always
wondered what happened
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- to good, ol' Klaus.
- Nope.
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- Not me.
- Oh, that Klaus!
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Well, after I left,
my life went downhill.
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I caught Hep C from a plum
at the 99 cent store.
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And because I didn't have insurance,
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I joined the army,
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but they sent me directly
to the Moon Wars
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where I went completely insane
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after my brain was
infested with moon mites.
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But I never blamed you guys.
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You were the only family...
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I ever loved.
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Was that a snuff film?
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You should be ashamed of yourselves!
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You all turned your back on your friend,
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and he died alone.
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What do you want us
to do about it, lady?
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Give him a proper funeral!
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Say some nice things!
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Throw in one of those blankets
you've been yapping about
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and we got a deal,
but I want it upfront.
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I've been burned before.
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Fine. We'll throw
Klaus a stupid funeral.
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- Then will you feel better?
- This isn't about me.
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It's about Klaus!
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Oh, but it is about me.
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And it's about Klaus,
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for I... am... Klaus!
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Sorry, did you say something?
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Oh, just conversing with the Lord.
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He's the best, you know.
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Okay.
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Remember the blanket.
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So everyone has their assignments
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for Klaus's funeral preparations.
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By the way, where's Jeff?
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I sent him home with the kids.
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He wasn't here when we had Klaus.
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What?! Yes, he was!
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I'm... assuming...
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based on information
available to anybody.
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Come on, let's get this over with.
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This isn't something to "get over with."
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It's a chance to come to terms
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with the great loss you all must feel.
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Quick question...
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You're Klaus, right?
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What?! Who's Klaus?!
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That's... not what you'd say.
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Okay, this family owes me an apology.
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They were wrong to treat me so badly.
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And once the sobering reality
of my funeral hits them,
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they'll sob,
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they'll wail,
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they'll beg the heavens for my return!
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Huh. So it's a goof. That's pretty cool!
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Oh, you know what would be a
good way to reveal you're alive?
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When they're kneeling
in front of your casket,
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just, like, fart really loud.
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No, wait. That's too good.
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I want to do that.
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Oh, man, I am gonna be
the hit of the funeral!
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Us at Familyland. Us at the beach.
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Oh, look. Remember
when we ate this pasta?
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Oh, my God. Yes! It was so good!
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I got full, though.
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Hey, I'm sorry we lost touch.
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- What happened to us?
- I don't know.
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The pictures stop after the pasta.
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How's it going down here?
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Have you found any good photos
of Klaus for the slideshow?
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Actually, it doesn't seem
like we have any.
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What?! How is that possible?
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I guess we didn't have
an underwater camera.
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Jesus H., how stupid are you?
He lived in a bowl.
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You don't have to put the
camera in the bowl.
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Why do you have such a boner for Klaus?
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Aren't you married to God?
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Just find a picture!
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Oh, here's one with
Klaus in the background.
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That's a tangerine.
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Eh. We'll just draw some eyes on it.
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Stan, what are you doing?
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Aren't... Aren't they asparagus?
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God, how are you even alive?
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Francine, I have to come clean with you.
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I'm not doing as well as I maybe look.
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You look like you're dying.
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That's just a facade.
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My life's not a fairy tale.
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This is a ferret tail.
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Nah, things aren't that
great for me either.
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I have to confess,
when I agreed to marry Toshi,
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I had him confused with Snot.
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I feel like everything changed
for us after the divorce.
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People don't talk about that part.
263
00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:12,865
What happened to us?
264
00:12:12,890 --> 00:12:15,068
When did everything become a fight?
265
00:12:15,733 --> 00:12:16,733
I'm sorry.
266
00:12:16,758 --> 00:12:18,020
Sorry about Klaus?!
267
00:12:18,045 --> 00:12:20,944
No, we're talking about
our marriage falling apart.
268
00:12:20,969 --> 00:12:22,040
Ever heard of it?
269
00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:23,641
Well, start talking about Klaus
270
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:26,308
or I'll tell God you
should all go to hell!
271
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,952
Ever heard of that?
272
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,513
This robot was trying to get fresh.
273
00:12:33,538 --> 00:12:35,865
Can you believe this family?
274
00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:38,056
All they care about is themselves.
275
00:12:38,058 --> 00:12:39,949
Wow, you sound like Klaus!
276
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,327
I am Klaus!
277
00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:43,245
Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, you got that plan.
278
00:12:43,277 --> 00:12:44,898
You're going to fart or
something at a funeral?
279
00:12:44,922 --> 00:12:45,997
Ugh. That's so stupid.
280
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:47,265
That was your idea!
281
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,505
Well, I see how it could work.
282
00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:51,635
I guess it would all
depend on the execution.
283
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,193
Well, good luck at the wedding.
284
00:13:00,494 --> 00:13:01,747
♪ Hey, now ♪
285
00:13:01,749 --> 00:13:03,163
♪ You're an all-star ♪
286
00:13:03,188 --> 00:13:04,750
♪ Get your game on ♪
287
00:13:04,752 --> 00:13:06,818
♪ Go, play ♪
288
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,153
♪ Hey now ♪
289
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,567
♪ You're a rock star ♪
290
00:13:09,592 --> 00:13:10,956
♪ Get the show on ♪
291
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:12,570
♪ Get paid ♪
292
00:13:12,595 --> 00:13:16,527
♪ And all that glitters is gold ♪
293
00:13:16,552 --> 00:13:22,103
♪ Only shooting stars break the mold ♪
294
00:13:25,316 --> 00:13:27,973
Klaus was a special fish
295
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:31,002
who swam his way into our hearts.
296
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:34,380
Perhaps someone would
like to say a few words?
297
00:13:34,382 --> 00:13:35,581
Stan?
298
00:13:38,396 --> 00:13:39,729
Uh, okay.
299
00:13:39,754 --> 00:13:41,117
Uh, Klaus.
300
00:13:41,601 --> 00:13:43,589
Well, he was a fish. We know that.
301
00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:46,481
And he lived in our
house for a few weeks.
302
00:13:46,506 --> 00:13:47,905
For years!
303
00:13:48,957 --> 00:13:51,196
Maybe focus on your emotions.
304
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:54,606
Like crippling guilt
or haunting remorse?
305
00:13:57,865 --> 00:14:00,583
Yes, it's okay to cry.
306
00:14:00,608 --> 00:14:02,718
Let it flow.
307
00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:05,307
I'm sorry. I'm not crying, I'm laughing.
308
00:14:05,332 --> 00:14:07,613
I'm just remembering this time
Klaus tried to convince us
309
00:14:07,615 --> 00:14:10,015
he could kick a football
over a Burger King.
310
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,450
Ha! He was such a liar.
311
00:14:12,475 --> 00:14:13,751
Remember when he told us
312
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,554
he beat up Brett Favre
at a mini-golf course?
313
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,587
What an idiot!
314
00:14:19,135 --> 00:14:20,358
Check this out, guys.
315
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,758
I always said Klaus was a wiener.
316
00:14:23,417 --> 00:14:27,075
Shut up! Shut up!
317
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,975
You guys are ruining my funeral!
318
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,099
Whoa, you do a better Klaus than he did.
319
00:14:31,124 --> 00:14:32,391
I am Klaus!
320
00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:34,205
Klaus, now's the time for the fart.
321
00:14:34,230 --> 00:14:35,331
Shut up.
322
00:14:35,356 --> 00:14:39,724
I gave you all every chance to
say one decent thing about me.
323
00:14:39,749 --> 00:14:43,412
And now, I'll give you one final chance.
324
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,883
Did you kill a nun?
325
00:14:45,908 --> 00:14:46,995
That's it!
326
00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:51,235
Whoa, this is gonna be some fart.
327
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:55,294
Wowee.
328
00:14:58,873 --> 00:15:01,112
What... What's going on?
329
00:15:01,137 --> 00:15:02,972
Where are we?
330
00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:10,942
We're... underwater.
331
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,078
And we're in the attic.
332
00:15:13,103 --> 00:15:15,747
Oh, crap. We're in Klaus's bowl.
333
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,685
No, it's worse.
334
00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,301
We're in Klaus's body.
335
00:15:19,326 --> 00:15:21,945
Bingo, jerkwads.
336
00:15:23,134 --> 00:15:25,000
Welcome to hell,
337
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,418
otherwise known as my life.
338
00:15:27,443 --> 00:15:29,062
Oh, my God.
339
00:15:29,087 --> 00:15:30,762
I left my charger out there
340
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,364
and my phone's at 4%!
341
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,371
This is gonna suck!
342
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,372
Klaus, what the hell is going on?
343
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,562
You shrunk us down and put
us in a fish-sized submarine?
344
00:15:43,587 --> 00:15:45,191
Don't be stupid, Steve.
345
00:15:45,216 --> 00:15:46,938
Even science has its limits.
346
00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:50,149
I simply transferred all of your
consciousnesses into my body,
347
00:15:50,174 --> 00:15:52,460
so you'd feel what it's like to be me.
348
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:53,656
No more questions!
349
00:15:53,681 --> 00:15:56,068
Wait, why did you put yourself in here?
350
00:15:56,093 --> 00:15:57,322
Great question.
351
00:15:57,578 --> 00:15:58,705
That was a mistake.
352
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,802
Okay, quick poll.
353
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,241
Who wants to learn Klaus's dumb lesson?
354
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,149
Not me. I want to watch TV.
355
00:16:05,174 --> 00:16:08,299
We've got to find someone
to help us get back into our bodies.
356
00:16:08,324 --> 00:16:11,589
Maybe we can use these
controls to call for help.
357
00:16:11,614 --> 00:16:13,248
Blat! Eep! Ooh!
358
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,339
You don't know what you're doing.
359
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:15,557
Use one of the presets.
360
00:16:15,807 --> 00:16:17,645
Wuzzuuuuuuuup!
361
00:16:18,305 --> 00:16:19,861
My wife!
362
00:16:20,635 --> 00:16:22,902
It's five to watch, ten to touch.
363
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,716
I... I used to work at a movie theater
364
00:16:25,741 --> 00:16:27,820
where it cost extra to touch the screen.
365
00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:30,268
Eh, you clowns, get out of the way.
366
00:16:30,491 --> 00:16:33,291
There's his cup.
That's how he gets around.
367
00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,466
Nice move, Francine.
368
00:16:37,491 --> 00:16:39,191
It's obviously the levers.
369
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:44,536
Yeah! Daddy just dunked on y'all!
370
00:16:46,613 --> 00:16:47,710
Stan!
371
00:16:51,045 --> 00:16:52,720
Who lit a Yankee candle?
372
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,312
I like the smell of cookies,
373
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,160
but I don't have the time to bake.
374
00:16:56,185 --> 00:16:58,908
Klaus, you've got to help us.
We're all gonna die.
375
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,319
I don't care if I die.
376
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:04,299
In fact, welcome to my suicide.
377
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:17,202
That was lucky.
378
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:19,551
Now we just have to make
it to the front door.
379
00:17:27,161 --> 00:17:28,394
Oh, thank God.
380
00:17:28,419 --> 00:17:30,348
Jeff forgot one of our kids again.
381
00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,429
It's... Noah.
382
00:17:33,454 --> 00:17:36,852
Fishy, your skeleton needs to come out.
383
00:17:38,154 --> 00:17:40,269
The little creep's gonna taxidermy us.
384
00:17:40,294 --> 00:17:42,271
- Go for his knees.
- No, dummy. Choke him.
385
00:17:42,296 --> 00:17:44,240
You idiots, kick him in the balls.
386
00:17:44,265 --> 00:17:46,615
We should be kicking Klaus in the balls.
387
00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:49,158
You can't kick Klaus in
something he doesn't have.
388
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,215
Good burn, son.
389
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,306
Hayley, you got one?
390
00:17:53,331 --> 00:17:54,950
There's a peanut on the floor.
391
00:17:54,975 --> 00:17:56,641
Hmm, kind of a thinker.
392
00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:58,945
I obviously get it,
but what about the broader audience
393
00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:00,297
you want to reach with your comedy?
394
00:18:00,321 --> 00:18:02,562
No, there's a peanut on the floor.
395
00:18:02,587 --> 00:18:03,719
Noah's allergic.
396
00:18:03,744 --> 00:18:05,913
If you have to explain it,
Hayley, it's not funny.
397
00:18:05,938 --> 00:18:09,187
No, we flick the peanut in Noah's mouth!
398
00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:15,128
Fish...
399
00:18:18,195 --> 00:18:20,205
I got to get my EpiPen!
400
00:18:21,302 --> 00:18:22,302
Yes!
401
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:25,403
Wait. Do you guys
realize what's happening?
402
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,904
When we all make fun of Klaus,
403
00:18:27,929 --> 00:18:30,414
we get along, like at his funeral!
404
00:18:30,439 --> 00:18:34,608
That must be why everything
fell apart after he left.
405
00:18:34,633 --> 00:18:37,938
Klaus is the glue that
holds this family together!
406
00:18:37,963 --> 00:18:40,368
Klaus is incredibly important...
407
00:18:40,393 --> 00:18:42,627
because he sucks so much.
408
00:18:43,753 --> 00:18:44,753
Thank you.
409
00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:46,691
That's all I wanted.
410
00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:50,437
I just needed to be
appreciated for something.
411
00:18:51,634 --> 00:18:52,634
Great, great.
412
00:18:52,659 --> 00:18:54,432
We all love each other again.
Now down the stairs.
413
00:19:03,682 --> 00:19:05,745
Klaus, where's your door claw?!
414
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,120
I buried it.
415
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:08,425
It's what I bludgeoned the nun with
416
00:19:08,449 --> 00:19:10,407
before I stole her body.
417
00:19:10,432 --> 00:19:12,870
Steve, tell your robot to open the door.
418
00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:14,853
I can't. See his eyes?
419
00:19:15,484 --> 00:19:18,378
It's been over 24 hours
since I serviced him.
420
00:19:18,403 --> 00:19:19,403
What?
421
00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:22,729
Okay, it's not a regular robot.
It's a pleasure bot.
422
00:19:22,754 --> 00:19:25,197
And there's only one way to
get him out of attack mode...
423
00:19:25,199 --> 00:19:26,743
Pleasure him.
424
00:19:26,768 --> 00:19:28,167
Oh, God.
425
00:19:28,192 --> 00:19:29,221
Don't worry.
426
00:19:29,246 --> 00:19:31,269
Together, we can do this.
427
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,568
To battle stations!
428
00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:39,850
Follow my lead!
429
00:19:39,875 --> 00:19:41,243
I know what he likes.
430
00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:05,339
We made it.
431
00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:07,039
Well, let me take the helm,
432
00:20:07,041 --> 00:20:09,641
and we'll get you back in your bodies.
433
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:11,643
I want to go find Toshi first.
434
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:14,446
After all this,
you still want to be with him?
435
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:16,581
No, I just think it will be easier
436
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,650
to break up with him inside the fish.
437
00:20:18,652 --> 00:20:19,752
You mean it, honey?
438
00:20:19,777 --> 00:20:21,096
Come here you.
439
00:20:25,279 --> 00:20:27,808
_
440
00:20:27,833 --> 00:20:31,327
Well, my company was surprised
I moved it to Langley Falls,
441
00:20:31,352 --> 00:20:34,199
but I had to oversee a
very important merger.
442
00:20:34,201 --> 00:20:36,571
To Mom and Dad's second marriage!
443
00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:42,807
Ahem. Guys, it's great to
be back with the family,
444
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,609
and I'd like to say...
445
00:20:44,881 --> 00:20:47,588
Disposal. Disposal.
446
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:51,149
Disposal! Disposal! Disposal!
447
00:20:51,151 --> 00:20:52,398
Disposal!
448
00:20:54,243 --> 00:20:57,031
I'm the glue, baby!
449
00:20:58,225 --> 00:20:59,820
Bye bye! See you soon!
450
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:04,023
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