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*Episode 1* *Incredible Kids*

*Dobong Mountain, Nowon High, Obong High, and Suyu Station*

What was that?

Hey!

Why won't it work?

*Comet Ping Pong Team (on the jacket)*

Ugh, I could've seen her face!

Yes, this is AINSoft president, Ahn Min Hyeok.

I thought I warned you to get rid of the Chronicles of Albertan, or else you'll be dead.

Hey, punk! Do you know what time it is?

If you want to threaten someone, you need to let them sleep for the threat to sink in.

If I were awake, this would be scary!

This is so frustrating, really!

Don't be too surprised at what happens next. You brought it upon yourself.

After AINSoft gets destroyed, I'm going—

What kind of punk is this?!

*From: AINSoft, Inc.* *Your resume was not approved. For more information, please consult your email inbox.* *REJECTED!*

I know. I know that I was rejected.

*Resume*

*Self-Introduction*

Stupid applications.

My name is Do Bong Soon.

Do Bong Soon who lives in Dobong-dong in Dobong-gu. (dong = neighborhood, gu = district)

If I were to introduce myself, I am extremely unique.

Is this not it?

*Chronicles of Strength* *Chronicles of strength in the maternal lineage of Do Bong Soon.*

I have a secret... that I am different.

I am strong and really very, very strong.

During the Siege of Haengju of 1593, the ancestor of this secret DNA, the enemy soldiers she took out outnumbered

the number of boulders she threw: Park Gae Boon

This special power that is passed on matrilineally contains a great secret.

In the year 1862, during the Jinju Peasant Rebellion

an ancestor, Ga Wook Bang, abused her power and stood on the side of the soldiers against innocent victims

for her own personal gain. Afterward, her powers disappeared overnight.

Struck with leprosy, she ended her days in a pitiful way. *The start of the curse of strength.*

After that, my ancestors learned that whoever didn't use this strange power for good

would be cursed.

But...

*Chronicles of Strength*

The person who ignored that curse was none other than my mother, Hwang Jin Yi.

Her strong prejudices and arrogance caused her problems. *1989 Manchester, England, World Weightlifting Championships*

Fantastic technique!

When she used her strength to increase the prestige of the country, there weren't any problems.

But...

Bring it.

Give them. You jump up and down.

Kneel you idiot!

Why aren't you kneeling!

*Weightlifting Team*

Oh, no!

The curse of not using the strength for righteousness ended up being true.

Do Chil Goo, a promising wrestling athlete on the Gran Cormanium team

met the weightlifting athlete Hwang Jin Yi, who had lost all her strength.

What happened to your face?

- Let me— - Oh my!

And in that way, they caused an accident that day.

You punk! You playboy!

A little more!

The first twin is your princess.

The guy hasn't come out yet?

Look at her! She's clenching her fist!

Oh?

This is how I, Do Bong Soon, came into the world.

*My name is*

*sStrong Woman, Do Bong Soon*

There have been multiple times where hiding my strength made me miserable.

I've had to look the other way when I've seen hands like those.

I've lived with the inner turmoil for 27 years.

Things that I could hold in, I've held in even though it was cowardly.

In order to not become a show for the world, I've lived in secret.

If the subscribed commits suicide within two years, the benefits retrieved from life insurance may be reduced.

No, customer. I didn't mean that you would necessarily do...

After graduating high school, there hasn't been a job I haven't tried.

Oh, my little prince, you look so gallant!

She's a girl.

Oh...

I've even tried farming.

In 10 years, only farming will exist.

When oil runs out, mobility will become impossible!

Then, like in prehistoric times, you'll have to be completely self-sufficient.

Bong Soon, what are you going to do with your strength?

You need to become a farmer.

Farm! Do you know how good being a farmer is?

As Bong Gi matriculated into MS1 of medical school, and my uncle started earning money from farming,

Mom opened up a walnut cafe and pushed me into the farming business.

She shipped me out to my uncle's first, as a special recruit.

Oh my God!

Grandmother, look there!

And that's how I failed at farming.

And coincidentally, that's how I found my calling.

In reality, I have to hide my gifts, but here I can make another version of myself.

My dream is to make a game with someone like me as the main hero.

An RPG game's best feature is its ability to share content.

That's how the serial game, Chronicles of Albertan succeeded.

The players feel a sense of exhilaration from being shown a new world.

It doesn't give its users a chance to be bored. Their president only goes to the office twice a week.

His only job is to play! It's a nice life, right?

I wish you the best of luck my students!

Hey!

Hey! Stop!

Hey! Stop right there!

I'm going to kill you!

Aish!!

I need a personal bodyguard. Get one. Right now.

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And the accident I knew would happen one day, occurred that day.

*Stop, Children Are Boarding or Unboarding*

Ajussi!

He is not here!

What kind of rotten punk parks his car like this!

What is it?

Are you this truck's driver?

Nope. He's taking a break right now.

What am I supposed to do if you block the road like this?

Look at our ole' man here. This isn't a road you can take.

Who does this? It's not like this... this... is your road.

Hey, listen while I'm using words. Go back.

If you keep barking, I may have to beat you like I would a dog.

*Dobong Neighborhood's New Light Tower Reconstr--*

*Flowertips Kindergarten*

What are you trying to do?

Oh, my phone!

I even gave this geezer a chance to be treated like a human, yet you lost your chance!

Aigoo!!!

What? Aigoo What??

What? What?

Aigoo!

Hurry! Hurry! Are you not getting up? Hurry!

Aigoo!

Hello!

I'm calling to report an incident. I'm at Dobong-dong—

Hey! What are you doing? Give it to me!

Girls always have pictures of everything.

Oh!!

- Is this your boyfriend? - Hey! What are you doing going through my phone? Just give it back to me!

Have you lost your damn mind? How dare you report this. You're just asking to get hit.

Oh, are you some sort of model citizen? Well, I'm a model gangster!

I mean, you guys started it by hitting a helpless elderly man.

Are you him? Were you the one who was beaten?

Aigoo. You little brat. You look so troublesome. Go.

Oh! Oh!

It's cracked!

Ajussi, pay me back for this.

Damn it.

I have a three-year contract for this, but I've only used it for 3 months!

Really, really, I'm begging you for the last time.

Please pay me for this.

Why the heck do girls have no fear nowadays?

Should I wring you out and hang you to dry like laundry?

Little brat thinks she can ask whatever.

What is going on here?

You don't even look big enough for a single fist.

*Children On Board*

Do not hit me!

Seriously, what are the police doing?

You want to die?

This is why I don't like the police.

Don't do that!

Mommy, what do we do?

You have such a little head. Say it again. Are you a cross dresser?

I said to lower your eyes. Lower them!

Lower your eyes.

Hello! I'm at...

At the reconstruction site in Dobong-dong. I think we need one squad car and one riot police car

since there are so many people.

A woman and an elderly senior citizen are being threatened.

Even if I can't use my strength again, and even if disaster strikes my entire body,

I can't just pass this guy by today.

What do the police even do?

Wow!

Hyung-nim! Hyung-nim!

This person really, aish! Aish!

What the...

What happened? Hyung-nim! Hyung-nim!

Mister! Reimburse me for my cellphone!

- What are you? - Don't stand against her!

As you very well know from having a life of your own, your phone contains all your numbers.

- What am I supposed to do if my phone gets like this? - Run! Run!

- She's a crazy bitch! - Why, what a perverted psycho—

Seriously!

It folded... It folded completely!

Don't put it back! Don't do it!

- What to do! - Don't put it back! Don't!

Omo! I'm sorry!

Why did you start it then?

This little!

- Mister! Reimburse me for my phone! - In whose presence do you dare—

What... What's up with her?

♫ She's just a little different. She endured not being able to say it ♫

- Ah! - Oh, I'm sorry!

Wow! She's so cool!

♫ For the peace of the world, she will dash to you ♫

♫ You are my superpower girl. Do not hesitate anymore ♫

♫ Show me the power of a miracle! With all your might! ♫

Wow!

Do I need to call 119?

♫ No one can stop her ♫

♫ Have strength super power girl! Don't hesitate anymore ♫

♫ For the peace of the world, she will dash to you ♫

♫ Have strength super power girl. Don't hesitate anymore ♫

♫ Show me your superpower. Give it all your strength! ♫

Are you just going to— Seriously?

I didn't do it!

Come here.

*Violent Crimes Team 3*

What do I do? Gook Doo is going to think I'm weird. What do I say?

Come to your senses!

*New Light Construction*

What can be done about my hair?

Hi, Gook Doo.

Gook Doo, long time no see!

Gook Doo, you're working hard.

What's wrong with her?

Do Bong Soon!

Oh my gosh! Oh no!

It's her! It's her!

It was her!

So I'm saying...

♫ I am dreaming ♫

♫ I can hear my fluttering heart ♫

♫ I'm staring at you ♫

Detective, you know kids can't lie!

Your name? Do Bong Soon.

Address? Dobong-gu, Dobong-dong 1340 House #2

So then, those people were blocking the entire street and were obstructing vehicular traffic.

When the driver Jeong Seon Ho asked for the truck to be moved, they refused and demonstrated physical prowess instead.

Do Bong Soon's phone, which was used for the purpose of reporting, was...

As she demanded accountability, an argument ensued.

Do Bong Soon of Dobong-dong of Dobong-gu smashed Kim Gwang Bok in a frontal attack.

- After she hit his face, he became... - Ugh, be quiet!

His face was crushed inward, and four of his teeth were knocked out. A fatal—

I'm not joking!

People fly when she just touches them.

On the one hand, while observing Kim Gwang Bok being victimized, Hwang Hyeon Dong,

in attempting to resolve the situation, five of Hwang's fingers were fractured on the spot.

As for Oh Jin Pyo and Yang Yong Cheol, who ran to the scene, she threw them over 30 meters into the air and threw them into the concrete truck.

They sustained fractures in their legs and back, as a result.

And then! Cha Young Nam, who came to take retributive justice,

fell after crashing into Mr. Kim,

and then Mr. Kim was thrown back 10 meters and fell into a dump truck.

Does this make any sense?

Well, that... Whether that does or does not...

First off, the kindergartners' testimonies have no lawful bearing according to the current laws.

And according to the law, this testimony doesn't even make sense. The problem

lies in the fact that it was the driver's testimony.

If this is true, under civil law article number 750, it's considered criminal assault with intent. You'll be prosecuted.

Unless we get the statement from the person who called it in initially—

- That's a wuxia novel (martial arts adventure story), not a police report. - Who's that?

Our country's police are a real problem.

You write those kinds of reports and get paid for it?

- I'm the first witness and reporter. - Who's that?

Kids, you really can't tell lies in a police station!

Are you really saying that this noona beat up all these guys, by herself?

Yes!

Exactly! Kids don't lie!

Bravo! You kids watched "The Avengers" today in class, didn't you?

How are they handling their kindergarteners nowadays?

Letting them watch movies every day under the pretense of audio-visual education.

That kindergarten should undergo a search and seizure.

Are you the first person to call in?

Yes, I was the eyewitness and the reporter, and stuff.

The driver's testimony is bound to be different.

That person was also a victim of the situation at the scene of the crime.

Do you think he was even in his right mind?

That... That situation was... How should I put it?

Like five minutes before total chaos bringing the entire universe into conflict?

Noting that false eyewitness testimony will be ignored,

if the victim files a civil suit, it must be handled in a court of law,

and if that happens, you'll be prosecuted for perjury.

Then how did those men get injured?

Do it properly. Look at me while you speak.

Oh, these people.

They fought amongst themselves.

Sit! Please sit!

That's not true! That lady, all on her own,

destroyed those men!

Kids.

Can you read what it says here? *Police and Law*

Look, look. Their teachers don't even have time to teach them Hangul (Korean alphabet).

Why? Because they turn on movies for them every day.

Since the state of teaching is like this at the start of all education, kindergarten...

This one lady, against seven men, alone

beat them all without a single weapon? It doesn't even make sense from the get-go.

No, why doesn't it make sense!

Hollywood is ruining lives.

Yo, misters! How should I treat you today?

Should I put you all into a jail cell or what?

What kind of ridiculous nonsense is that! Do you people...

Who did this to you guys, huh? Who broke this person's legs?

And who... Who exactly dislocated your neck?

Hey, just wrap it up.

Even if we file this report as is, we'll all get fired.

Seriously, the fact that they got beaten up by a woman,

and as a result seven men had their bones broken and were beaten to a pulp, does that make sense?

The signatories from the higher ups will say that we're making such ridiculous rubbish into an actual incident.

Aggravated assault to the bus driver, and then trying to blame the entire situation on an innocent civilian.

Of course, we should conduct an arrest investigation, especially when they have similar criminal records.

Sit! Sit!

She's the best! She's the best!

She KO'd them all (knock-out)!

Unni! You're the best! Jjang (awesome or best)!

Are you happy?

You... If you don't want to get caught up in those bad guys' mess,

then stop playing at home and get a job! A job!

What the heck is he saying to her?

President!

*112 is for urgent reporting of criminal acts*

Just what happened that you're here at the police station?

The longer I live, the weirder the things I see!

Look, here!

Don't you have anything to say to me, like, "Thank you"?

Why did you lie? At the police station, too?

Wow, what the heck is her problem?

I blocked you from getting arrested for assault and battery.

It's not a thank you, or a sorry. What is this?

That's why I'm asking why you protected me?

If you were born a man, then live like a man.

You talk a lot for someone who only observed while a girl was standing up for herself.

Men should know how to be ashamed of themselves.

What is she, that girl? She's very peculiar.

- She's totally sexy. - What?

♫ If I loved you, then where would we be? ♫

♫ If I confessed that time, then where would we be? ♫

♫ Would it be more comfortable than now? ♫

♫ If I waited a little bit longer, then how would that be? ♫

*AINSoft*

- She was more impressive than any character I've ever seen. - What are you talking about?

You know— Oh, Team Leader Seo! That prototype disk was really great!

- Thank you, President! I'll work hard! - Go get it! Jiāyóu (means fighting in Mandarin)!

Geez.

You know, it was more exhilarating than any game character.

- I know, but what? - That girl!

*Dobong Walnuts*

*Dobong Walnut Pie*

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- Please enjoy! - Goodbye!

- Hello! - Ah yes, thank you! Goodbye!

Welcome, Madam.

Did you sell a lot?

Is this all of it?

If I find anything in your pockets, it's 10 hits per bill!

Good, you should've been like this from the beginning.

Don't live so pathetically, huh?

You're supposed to be a man. Come on!

- I'll work on it! - Give me a coffee.

I'm back.

Why are you so late?

Well, something happened.

What "something"? You only eat and play.

Did you go to the internet cafe again?!

I'm so embarrassed in front of Myeong Soo's mom, I can't even look at her.

What am I supposed to do?

Though they say it's an era of three million unemployed young people in Korea,

never did I think that my daughter would be ranked first among those three million! Good going!

Just go and get married!

Someone without a brain but lots of money! Got it?

Get me some water, please.

- Hey, Lieutenant In! - Yes?

That "Avengers" lady from before. How do you know her?

Oh, we're graduates from the same elementary, middle, and high schools.

- Oh, right. You grew up in Dobong-dong. - Yes.

Wow, you know that witness from earlier?

When I looked into his information, it looks like he's the AINSoft president.

- What's AINSoft? - You haven't heard of AINSoft?

It's the company that made all the Chronicles of Albertan games.

The company's president is Ahn Min Hyeok. He's Oh Seong Group's Chairman Ahn Chook Do's son.

No wonder, that punk looked like he had lots of time on his hands.

Hey where are Kim Gwang Bok and Hwang Hyeon Dong? Are they still there? At the hospital?

Yes.

Did you kids look into that bitch or not?

Omo, everything hurts so much.

Ahh! I'm so freaking embarrassed!

Hyung-nim, I'm not even kidding. Out of all the people I've ever fought, she was the strongest!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

What is that wench's name!?

Do Bong Soon!

Do Bong Soon! Do Bong Soon!!

Do Bong Soon!

Look at the state of this hand!

Even for me, an orthopedic surgeon in my 15th year of practice, this is the first time I've seen such a case.

The bones were all bent out of alignment, and then put back together perfectly.

This had to be someone with invincible strength. Otherwise, it wouldn't have been possible.

And look at this arm. The bone was entirely twisted out of the socket.

The academicians are stating opinions that the relationship between the mechanical forces exerted on the muscles and bones

must be re-examined.

This is really radical research! Revolution!

Speaking of which, this person was completely knocked out with one punch.

Professor Shin, how should we understand the situation?

He kept pleading, insisting that a girl did this to him.

Should I call the psych department?

- Oh geez. - The Psych Department? I really envy Dr. Kim.

Here.

*1997 Do Bong Soon, Do Bong Gi kidnapping case.*

My brother peed himself!

Ugh. He's dirtying the car seat!

Please stop the car!

Shut up!

Don't cry, Bong Gi.

You kids want to go home to your mom and dad, right?

So be quiet. If you cry,

it makes me angry.

Ajussi, please! My brother is crying! Please stop the car!

If you cry or pee yourself one more time, I'll kill the both of you with my hands.

Come here!

Get over here!

Let go!

You completely destroyed them all.

Those punks were being haughty around me first.

You just try and open your mouth to Mom!

Open, open, open...

Ah, but I wonder. Will you be okay tomorrow morning?

You know, that curse.

It didn't back when we were younger because he was a bad guy,

- but this time— - It's fine. I'm telling you, they were bad people.

Drat. You go study.

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Thank goodness.

What's this?

I'm still completely fine! Woot! Yeah!

Good morning, guys.

Good morning!

*President*

*Resume*

Fourth-dan in Judo. Fifth-dan (level) in Hapkido. Sixth-degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

Semifinalist of 2014 Pan-Korea Jujitsu championship.

Worked at one of the 3 branches of the Presidential Security Service.

That woman! Look into that woman, the one we saw at the police station that time.

Yes, that woman! The woman you're thinking of right now!

So...

A police official, in accordance with Article 60 of the section concerning government officials,

during duty, and without question after retirement, must remain silent on secrets known during his or her tenure.

- But... - Please leave. I cannot reveal personal information.

The police say under no circumstances can personal information be revealed.

The policeman-in-charge was really strict about it, too!

What's the name of that police officer?

Ah yes, his name is In Gook Doo.

In Gook Doo?

The door is open. Come in!

Ah, you arrived?

Okay, that's right. Come here. You've heard what I like, right?

Hurry and show me!

Hey! Stop it!

Stop it!

What is this!?

You have the right to remain silent.

What?!

You have the right to an attorney.

You're the police!?

You bastard, do you have a warrant?

I intend to apply for a warrant for your arrest within the next 24 hours.

Since there is a distinct probability of your escape, I will arrest you now.

- Bastard, are you a man!? - Yes.

Do you know who I am?

Ajussi, do I have to know who you are?!

Hey bastard!

A civil servant must follow Article 61 regarding government officials

such that in relation to my duties, directly or indirectly, compensation, gifts,

and even money cannot be accepted. That's what it says!

I was told to undertake an investigation that didn't have a signature, so I did. I found out he was an assemblyman post-arrest.

Is that my fault!?

So inflexible. Do things moderately.

At this rate, you might be gone without even a bird or a mouse knowing (without any trace)

in the blink of an eye.

Try it then!

Ah yes, I'm sorry.

Yes!

How could he be such a psycho!

Our superiors are in a rage right now.

He's just slightly not right in the head.

He was also a very infamous knucklehead back in the Korean National Police University, too.

So that that punk can die from car exhaust pollution,

send him to the traffic division!

But then, if you do that, your intention will be very obvious.

Then just assign him to one of your worst performing departments or something!

Lower your head. I can't see.

Du Du Du Dee Dee...

Bara Bara Ba.

Look. The classics have all the answers, okay?

Let's just re-educate ourselves, step-by-step from the basics, okay?

Hello, I am In Gook Doo, who has been assigned to Violent Crimes Division Team 3 starting today.

He's such a psycho that words can't get through his head.

Oh my head just hurts thinking about that jerk.

He is a really upright policeman.

What?

But what are you planning to do with her phone number?

She's my type.

Ah, so you need it for your youthful conquests?

Well, you can put it that way.

Chairman Ahn is doing well, right?

Of course, thanks to you.

Well, you have always helped my father in multiple aspects of his life.

I am very proud that you succeeded like this without needing your father.

However, there's a certain limit to things that you can do on your own without any help.

Should I just find a job that uses my strength?

For manual labor, the hourly rates were really great!

It's not like it's a bad thing.

Bong Soon, stop eating. Leave some for Bong Gi.

Also, for abusing my power I had to go through many unfortunate things.

What the heck are you suggesting right now?

Just like how I ended up marrying this man right here.

What?

Hello?

Yes, I am Do Bong Soon. Who are you?

So you're currently not particularly occupied, right?

The correct term for it is "seeking employment." Therefore, I'm not unemployed.

Ah yes. Well anyway...

Our president saw you the other day,

and you left him with such a strong impression that he made a resolute decision.

- Seriously that person is so pathetic. - Pardon?

I mean, if he has something to tell me, he could have personally come to tell me himself, instead of ordering someone else to do it.

When it comes to age, you look significantly older than him too, at that.

Well, you can just think of it as the first round of job interviews.

Ah, first round of job interviews?

- Yes. - Yes.

Anyway, so you're telling me that president, or whoever, needs a personal bodyguard?

Yes, as for compensation, we will give you the best in the industry.

Ajussi, after graduating high school, there wasn't anything that I didn't do.

Whether it is a fraud, a company likely to go bankrupt, or a company that gives you an extreme headache, I'm quite good at catching it.

In addition, instead of using my physical strength, I would rather use my head.

It's a principle of mine for employment. I don't know why you're trying to make me this offer,

but I have already decided on the exact job position and company I want to work for.

If you don't mind me asking, what type or what kind of company may that be?

That is my personal information.

I'm sorry that you had to come all the way here only to be rejected, but have a nice day.

How about a yearly salary of 60 million won ($60K)?

Plus more.

Plus alpha (plus extra).

Ajussi, by any chance...

This isn't some type of club or bar pretending to be a personal protection agency, right?

I mean why are you compensating so highly? There isn't anything you know about me!

By any chance, does he like me? Now that I think about it, how did he know my number?

Ah! Is he a stalker?

No! No! It's not like that.

As I am thinking, I am questioning why they are not using a male bodyguard but hiring a female one.

I think that's the strangest aspect. Now that I think about it, it's extremely strange.

- It's not that. Can you lend me your ear? - What? What? Am I cute? (Start of ear and cute sound similar.)

What— What do you want with my ear?

Male bodyguards...

How does that make any sense?

What is the company's name exactly?

Ah, it's AINSoft.

What?

Where is it?

Did you hear what I said? I said it's AINSoft.

AINSoft...

Ajussi.

When can I meet the president?

Oh, you two!

- Here's your order. - Thank you!

- Here. - Thank you.

I put sugar in yours.

So, how about we call the ward office and city hall about

ten times a day to tell them we are against redevelopment?

Don't be like that. Let's have someone shave all her hair.

Jae Soon's mother, cut your hair.

Seriously.

Cutting off all our hair and starving, those kinds of things don't work.

The only thing we can do is to have a match with the person in charge of the redevelopment.

Honestly, I support the redevelopment.

You know the area where the dry cleaners are? I can't go there after 10 PM because I'm so scared.

Yeah, that area really needs some kind of urgent change.

Why are there so many gangsters around this area nowadays? I'm speechless.

Oh, it's Gook Doo's mother.

- Hello. Welcome. - Hello. So off-putting. Just look at her.

She always has her hair all flying out like a banshee.

Give me four egg tarts and two pieces of pecan pie.

Egg tart and pecan pie (mockingly).

Excuse me, I read your novel, The Hormones in Your Fart, well.

- Oh my! Was it entertaining? - Yes.

I read it all in one day. It was the first time I've ever flipped through something so fast.

The pages just went swish, swish, swish on by.

Oh wait.

- Our Gook Doo said that he met Bong Soon at the police station a few days ago? - Pardon?

Police station?

That's right.

- Bong Soon! Bong Soon! - Let's eat up, okay?

Hurry!

- You! You! - What! What!

Why were you at the police station! Why!

Mom, how'd you find out about that?

Why wouldn't I know when Gook Doo works at the police station?

Why would a girl ever go to a police station! Why! Why!

It just somehow happened.

Hey! Did you beat up a person? Did you beat up a person?

Mom, what happened is—

Are you crazy? Didn't you hear what your maternal grandmother said?

Remember how she suffered from continuous diarrhea for a month and then ended up with anal hemorrhoids after wrongfully beating the wrong man in the market?

- And me! Look at me! - Mom.

I'm fine. Honestly, up until now, I've been through similar situations before.

- But I'm completely fine. - What?

Mom, I guess I'm a mutant!

And I... got a job!

From now on, I'm going to live enjoying my life.

Mom, Noona, I'm hungry.

Bong Gi you're hungry? I will give you something delicio—

Oh, I'm so sorry! Are you okay? I'm sorry! I was excited! Sorry!

Let's go.

- Mom, have a taste. - Let's have a taste.

- Bon appetite. - Looks great!

Hello?

Oh, it's me.

I know.

I was looking into the men that were beaten up at the construction site.

Those guys are very bad people. So don't be out too late,

and at least carry around a taser.

I have a couple so I'll give one to you after I get off work.

Alright.

- I'm hanging up. - Gook Doo, I think I'll be employed.

I'm hanging up.

Jerk. You're such a conceited jerk.

But I still like you so much!

Oh! Yay! Yay! Yay! Oh!

My goodness, there she goes again.

Don't you think we should add some laver flakes to this?

That's right.

Yes?

Hello.

Hello, welcome!

Have a seat. My ceiling won't fall on top of you.

- Did you bring your resume? - Yes.

You have interviewed for our company in the past?

Yes.

You want to work at our company with this kind of resume? You're quite brave.

- I picked this company because I heard that you don't discriminate based on age, gender, or educational skills. - You are pretty brave.

You're definitely really brave. Do Bong Soon of Dobong-dong, Dobong-gu.

Did you perhaps, move here to Dobong-dong to match your name?

Well, do arsonists (banghwa) only live in Bangwha-dong? While Yeon Hui's only live in Yeonhui-dong?

Sorry. I just thought it would be funny.

- That's quite dated. - Understood.

Why did you want to work for our company?

Because it's a good company.

- Let's work well together. - Yes.

It's quite a shame since this isn't the planning and development team.

Yes.

I have something I'm curious about.

Your body looks to be in complete order, and you look healthy, so may I ask why you need a personal bodyguard?

I have enemies everywhere I go, but don't misunderstand. I'm not a bad person.

Yes, of course.

May I ask about benefits or pension plans?

Differential treatment based on ability. I need to know how skilled you are first.

- Does your company have an in-house cafeteria? - Yes.

What about a yoga class?

We don't have that.

Oh, this is a pretty harsh environment.

However, bodyguards do not have a single day off, due to the job description.

Fine. Then, do you have stop motion?

What is stop motion?

You don't know what stop motion is?

You mean "stock options?"

Yeah, that.

How am I able to give a personal bodyguard "stock options"?

Let's ponder on that.

As expected, the environment is very very inadequate.

Then, may I look at my contract?

- Let's arm wrestle. - Pardon?

I have to see how strong you are to decide your compensation. This is the entrance exam.

Let's do it quickly.

Hurry up.

Ah, arm wrestling.

Try to pull my hand down.

You should try to pull my hand down.

Okay.

You can use the folder, too, if you want.

Seriously.

Don't be embarrassed about losing to a girl. I'm a bit of a unique case.

Could you please keep this a secret?

Look, Secretary Gong, come in with the contract.

Please have a seat.

*Labor Contract*

*₩60,000,000?!*

You just have to sign here.

Yes.

*Do Bong Soon*

Then, when do I start working?

Are your legs strong too?

Pardon?

You go have a chicken fight.

With who? With this woman?

Yeah.

President, why are you being like this? I have the tenets of the Marine Corps to uphold.

How can I have war of words, lest a chicken fight with a woman?

Just try it for now.

President, please don't do this.

Secretary Gong, if you win against her, I'll give you my car.

Fighters, come in.

Now, ready.

Wait! Can't we do this wearing helmets?

What?

He can hurt his head, so wearing a helmet would be wise.

Helmets?

Then, let's order black bean noodles.

Order three black bean noodles.

- Enjoy your food! - Hey, give us your helmet.

What?

Could we borrow your helmet?

Give it to me.

Buy a better helmet, and this is for the black bean noodles too.

Enjoy!

Work hard.

No need!

Let's do this before the noodles swell. Hurry!

I can't believe I'm chicken fighting against a girl. This is really a disgrace to my family.

If I win, you're really giving me your car, right?

If you win, you can take it right away.

When I say "one, two three," you two start fighting immediately, got it?

Yes.

One. Two. Three!

He's not dead, right?

Uh, h-hold on.

Are you okay?

Thank you. You're alive!

- Are you okay? - It hurts!!!

- Excuse m— - Hey, are you okay?

- What? - Since you signed the contract, I'm going to speak informally now.

I can't speak formally to my own bodyguard, right?

Yes.

Say what you were going to say.

I want to know my specific responsibilities.

Responsibilities? It's taking care of me—complete and utter protection.

I have a favor to ask of you.

What is it?

If I perform my bodyguard duties very well as your employee,

could you help me get into the planning and development team?

I don't know... I haven't seen that skill set yet.

With what I've seen with my own eyes, your aptitude isn't im planning and development but in protection.

I mean, I'm just asking for an opportunity.

Okay, fine. I'll give you a chance. But for now, protect me well, got it?

Yes.

- Take care of this and head out. And come to the executive assistant's office tomorrow by 10. - Yes.

Secretary Gong is hurt so

we need someone to guard the executive assistant's office. - Okay.

- I'm leaving. - Goodbye.

Okay.

Look at him lording himself over me, starting with informal speech.

It doesn't make sense that he's the president of this company.

If I feel wronged, then I guess he won at that game.

"So, I'll give you a chance." He's so annoying.

I'll hold back since I have a high salary!

I'll think of listening to informal speech as part of my salary too!

The noodles are all swollen now! Ugh, so off-putting!

*Dry Cleaning*

Bodyguard...

*Bodyguards*

Come out for a sec. I'm right outside your house.

Gook Doo!

Gook Doo.

Here.

I'll use it well. Thanks.

What do you mean "use it well?" You shouldn't use it. Live in a way that you'll never have to use it.

Because it's a model that doesn't require registration it doesn't have much power

since it's for personal use. Go inside.

You're leaving already?

It's late. Go in.

Gook Doo, are things going well with your girlfriend?

Hey, Hee Ji. Did you finish practice?

Did you eat? I'm heading home now.

- You're leaving? - Yeah.

Gook Doo! You're leaving? Okay!

Get home safely! I... I'll use this well!

♫ If I was a flower ♫

♫ If only I was a cloud in your sky ♫

♫ I want to decorate and make you prettier ♫

♫ With my own colors ♫

*Absolutely No Redevelopment!*

*Korean Crime Scene Investigation Police*

*Police*

The site has been secured.

Attention!

Last night while we were meeting, there was a murder within our precinct.

What? A murder case?

- Where? - Dobong-dong!

What's going on all of a sudden?

Oh my! Look, it's blood! Oh my!

What's going on?

We've never had anything like an incident in this neighborhood!

- Exactly! How preposterous! - What should we do?

Where are you going?!

- She died over there. - Oh my goodness.

What do we do?

Myeong Soo's mother!

Come here!

*Kill*

- I told you I'm surrounded by enemies, didn't I? - You startled me!

What is this?

I don't know. What is this? That's one reason why I hired you.

People in IT organizations get digital threats. Isn't it fun?

Heol.

From a little while ago, I've been followed and even threatened.

- By whom? - I don't know. If I knew, we would've caught him by now.

- Then report it to the police. - I don't like the police.

I don't trust them either. I'm going to catch him myself.

- Help me. - What?

You said you liked games, didn't you? This is thrilling.

Let's try catching him, like a game. It'll be fun.

You said you wanted to develop a game, right? Do it!

We will be the winners for sure.

Are you joking right now?

Hey look. Life is a game, and game is life. There's no reason to be so serious.

How is it? Isn't it sick?

When you catch that bastard, I'll employ you full-time as part of the planning and development team, and then you can develop your game.

- How about that? Deal? - Last night around midnight in Dobong-dong

- Deal! - there was a homicide.

The victim of this murder case is a 31-year-old single woman

who was to be wed in two months, which makes this more tragic.

There are no witnesses, CCTV footage, black box footage, etc. Nothing that can be used as evidence for this case has been found.

The police are having a difficult time with the initial investigation.

The victim, Ms. Jeong, who worked in the inquiry office at a large bookstore in the vicinity,

had completed her night shift and was walking home per usual—

*Restricted Number*

Don't ignore my warnings. You don't know what will happen next.

Timing and Subtitles brought to you by the Small but Mighty Team @ Viki

♫ Fighting Superpower girl! Don't hesitate anymore ♫

♫ For the peace of the Earth, ♫

*Strong Woman Do Bong Soon*

There is someone watching you and me from a distance.

You never know if there might be explosives.

- You're telling me to die?! - Then, should I die?

Isn't there an utterly stupid, rich, crazy man out there?

Come sleep at my place.

How are they?

So good, so good!

You like that policeman, don't you? He's exactly my type.

He says he's gay.

It's okay. These days there aren't many men without any flaws as bad as his.

Apparently, another girl was attacked.

Please save me!

In whose presence are you for you to dare crawl in here?

The suspect has emerged! We have to isolate the ward!

I heard it, the suspect's voice.

That bastard appeared at the crime scene not even a few minutes after I left the scene!

Call 119, hurry!

That guy saw Bong Soon's face.

Even if you're strong, I guess it doesn't matter in this situation.

Bong Soon, stay with me today.

My friend Do Bong Soon is a weak girl.

- Let's go. - Leave her here.

♫ No one can stop her ♫