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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Maybe it's time to take a break
from your college classes.
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What? Why? I've gotten straight As.
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I know you're smart enough for college.
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I'm just not sure you're mature enough.
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I hope you know you're
jeopardizing our relationship.
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I will take that risk.
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You know I'll eventually wear you down.
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We'll see. I'm pretty tough.
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After everything that I've
done for you and your family.
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You give my grandson a job,
so I'm supposed to marry you?
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Well, you can forget I even asked.
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Oh, no.
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You're fired.
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R-Really?
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Get out of my store.
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Now.
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ADULT SHELDON:
In every young man's life,
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there are milestones along
the road to independence.
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Squashing one's very first bug.
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Aah!
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Tending to one's own boo-boo.
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Not today, germs. Not today.
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- (GROANING)
- And preparing a favorite meal
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- without one's mommy.
- (GRUNTS)
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Can you open this?
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I'm making spaghetti with
hot dogs cut up in it.
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You know there's a lady
that does that for us, right?
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Yes, but she's not here right now.
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That's why I'm watching Oprah.
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I would like to introduce each
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of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Leonardo...
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ADULT SHELDON: I was not alone
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in asserting my independence that day.
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(CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME PLAYING)
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This tiny slice of hot dog also
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seemed to yearn for freedom.
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But sometimes...
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freedom comes at a cost.
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In this case,
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a lowly disc of processed meat...
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...would nearly tear my family apart.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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Ugh. Where the heck did it go?
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(TV PLAYING IN BACKGROUND)
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Do we have another flashlight?
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A slice of hot dog rolled
under the refrigerator.
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There's a flashlight
in Mom's nightstand.
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- Totally, dude.
- Totally.
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_
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MISSY: Find the flashlight?
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Yes.
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I also found this letter from Caltech.
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I wonder why she was hiding it.
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So read it.
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I'm not allowed to.
It's not addressed to me.
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Who cares?
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The U.S. Postal Service
is a government agency.
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Mail is protected by federal law.
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- I'll read it.
- Don't.
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If you do, I'll be an
accessory to the crime.
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Interesting.
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What does it say?
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No, don't tell me.
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Okay, tell me. No, don't!
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Sheldon, if I tell you
but you never look at it,
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then you didn't break the law, right?
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Law offices of Morris, Morris & Yorn.
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Janice speaking.
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Hello. I'd like to speak to
either Morris, Morris or Yorn.
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May I ask what it is in regard to?
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Well, I was slicing a hot dog...
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What's up?
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I was wondering if you
could talk to Dale for me.
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Why?
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Wait a minute.
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He fired you?
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Yeah.
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After you gave him the money back?
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He didn't tell you?
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We haven't exactly been
on speaking terms lately.
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Oh.
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I didn't know.
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But we're about to be on yelling terms.
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This is exciting.
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So if I don't actually
look at the letter,
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legally I'm in the clear?
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Thank you. This has been very helpful.
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And if in the future, you
have any physics questions,
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Janice has my info.
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Pizza time!
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Missy, you can legally tell
me what's in the letter.
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See...
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here's where it gets fun.
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Come on!
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Ballard's.
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What's wrong with you?!
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I'm sorry. Who is this?
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You know, you can be
mad at me all you want,
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but don't take it out on my grandson.
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Well, he let the store get robbed.
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And he paid you the money back.
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Like he should've.
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You know,
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I was actually starting
to feel bad for you,
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and now I don't.
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Yeah. Well, thanks for calling.
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(DIAL TONE)
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(GROANS)
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Say cheese.
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- Cheese.
- (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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Now tell me what was in that letter.
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You're pretty cranky for a
princess rodeo clown.
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- Missy!
- Caltech wants you to go to school there.
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Really?
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They want to talk to
Mom and Dad about it.
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I can't believe she
would hide that from me.
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Whatever. Put your nose back on.
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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
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I'm home.
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Would you care to explain this letter,
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which I didn't read but
legally know the contents of?
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Well?
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What were you doing, going
through my nightstand?
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You answer my question first.
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I am your mother, and I
don't need to answer anything.
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How could you not tell me
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that Caltech wants me
to go to school there?
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Because you're not going,
so it doesn't matter.
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So I don't get a say in this?
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Actually, no, which is why
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that letter is addressed to the
parents of Sheldon Cooper.
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So Dad was okay hiding this from me?
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(SIGHS) We are done
having this discussion.
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Go to your room.
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Ugh!
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Hey, what time does Fotomat close?
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ADULT SHELDON: I was angry at my
mother and needed more information.
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While she told me to go to my room,
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she didn't say stay there.
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Boy howdy, I do love a loophole.
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All right, who's hotter...
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Cindy Crawford or Jessica Rabbit?
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One's a person, one's a cartoon.
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And you couldn't get either one of 'em.
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- Now answer the question.
- Dad.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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I need to talk to you.
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How'd you even find me?
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It's not like you come
home smelling like coffee.
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What do you want, Sheldon?
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I want to know why no one told me
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about this recruitment
letter from Caltech.
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Let me see that.
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All right, let's get me drunk.
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Hi, Mr. Givens.
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Aw, come on!
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Hey. What are you doing with him?
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I thought you were in your room.
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Oh, don't worry. I was.
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I need to talk to your mother.
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- Go back to your room.
- All right.
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And this time, stay there.
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SHELDON: Aw.
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You want to tell me about this?
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It came a couple of weeks ago,
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and since there's no way
he's going to California,
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I didn't see the point
in him knowing about it.
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And when were you gonna tell me?
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What difference does it make?
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This says to the "parents"
of Sheldon Cooper.
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Last I checked, that was me, too.
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You are making a big
deal out of nothing.
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This could be a huge
opportunity for him.
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I should at least be told about it.
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Okay, now you know.
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You think you get to make
these decisions all by yourself?
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In this case, yeah.
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Well, you don't.
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He's not just your
son. He's my son, too.
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He didn't feel like your
son when he had chicken pox,
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or every morning when I
have to make his lunch.
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Well, he felt like my son
when I took him to Caltech,
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where he clearly
impressed a lot of people.
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So you just want to
ship our baby boy off
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to California to live by himself?
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I want to be included in
decisions about his future.
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If that means California,
maybe I'll go with him.
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He is not going anywhere.
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You can go as far away as you want.
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(INSECTS TRILLING, DOG BARKING)
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This is weird.
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I think it's nice.
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We don't usually get to chat, just us.
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Yeah, I guess.
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How are things in school?
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Fine.
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Still having fun at baseball?
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Mm-hmm.
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So, any boys you like?
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- Hey.
- Thank God.
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MARY: Where have you been?
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Trying to find a job,
but no one's hiring.
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I'm sorry.
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Grab a plate and sit with us.
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I ain't hungry.
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So, where were we?
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Oh. Boys.
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Georgie, come back.
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I should've shown you the letter.
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Yeah, you should have.
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I was going to eventually.
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Sure you were.
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You should know...
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Caltech wasn't the only
school that sent one.
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Are you kidding me?!
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Well, one was in New Jersey
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and one was all the way in Germany.
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Well, who says he can't go
to school in New Jersey?!
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I don't know. Maybe we'll
all move to New Jersey.
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We're not moving to New Jersey, George.
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Well, I guess Mary has spoken.
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Don't start
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- in with that.
- Oh, yes, Your Majesty.
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You know this is your fault.
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You're the one who read the letter.
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You went in her nightstand.
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I was only looking for a flashlight.
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It's not my fault Mom
was hiding things there.
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They're fighting 'cause you're a freak.
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That's your fault.
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You know I'm right.
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GEORGE SR.: This isn't about
what's best for Sheldon,
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this is about what's best for you.
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Where are you going?
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- (KNOCKING)
- To sleep on the couch.
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(CRYING)
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Oh...
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baby, come here.
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I want Dad.
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Come on, let's get you back in bed.
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(EXHALES)
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How did these schools
even hear about me?
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Well, if it's anything like sports,
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there's always recruiters
looking for talent.
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I really enjoyed visiting Caltech,
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but Princeton's an interesting choice.
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Albert Einstein taught there.
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Buddy, it's nice all these
schools are interested, but...
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California and New Jersey
are really far away.
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Now you don't want me
to go to college either?
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I didn't say that. I'm just saying,
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given how young you are,
we need to be realistic.
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I'll have you know I recently took care
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00:11:15,126 --> 00:11:17,016
- of my own boo-boo.
- And as grown-up
263
00:11:17,036 --> 00:11:18,045
as that makes you sound,
264
00:11:18,046 --> 00:11:19,975
I don't think it's gonna
convince your mother.
265
00:11:19,976 --> 00:11:21,396
What will convince her?
266
00:11:21,406 --> 00:11:23,625
I don't know, but I'm
sure between the two of us,
267
00:11:23,626 --> 00:11:24,816
we can come up with a plan.
268
00:11:24,846 --> 00:11:26,556
Well, you managed to
get her to marry you,
269
00:11:26,566 --> 00:11:29,316
so you do have a track record.
270
00:11:29,366 --> 00:11:31,786
- ♪
♪
- GEORGE SR.: Okay,
271
00:11:31,796 --> 00:11:33,475
the "X" is you.
272
00:11:33,476 --> 00:11:35,175
College is the goal.
273
00:11:35,176 --> 00:11:37,475
What stands between
you and the goal line?
274
00:11:37,476 --> 00:11:39,675
- Mom.
- Exactly.
275
00:11:39,676 --> 00:11:41,815
She's a tough opponent,
so we got to be smart
276
00:11:41,816 --> 00:11:43,115
about how we get around her.
277
00:11:43,116 --> 00:11:44,285
Which won't be easy,
278
00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:47,255
because she's got Jesus on her team.
279
00:11:47,256 --> 00:11:49,486
Boy howdy.
280
00:11:53,256 --> 00:11:54,766
BRENDA: Oh, my God.
281
00:11:55,996 --> 00:11:57,525
You smoke?
282
00:11:57,526 --> 00:11:59,295
What? No.
283
00:11:59,296 --> 00:12:01,535
Then your face is on fire.
284
00:12:01,536 --> 00:12:02,966
(SIGHS)
285
00:12:02,976 --> 00:12:04,635
It's just the one.
286
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,535
I'm going through a rough patch.
287
00:12:06,536 --> 00:12:08,305
What happened?
288
00:12:08,306 --> 00:12:11,205
The bookmark fall out of your
Bible, and you lost your place?
289
00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:12,915
- No.
- You run out of room
290
00:12:12,916 --> 00:12:16,246
on your fridge for Sheldon's
perfect report cards?
291
00:12:18,386 --> 00:12:21,186
♪ ♪
292
00:12:22,546 --> 00:12:24,155
Oh.
293
00:12:24,156 --> 00:12:26,195
(CRYING QUIETLY)
294
00:12:26,196 --> 00:12:28,495
Oh, hey, um...
295
00:12:28,496 --> 00:12:30,666
I was just kidding around.
296
00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:33,265
I know.
297
00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:34,366
(SIGHS)
298
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,706
Why don't you come over here?
299
00:12:38,736 --> 00:12:39,875
Really?
300
00:12:39,876 --> 00:12:41,575
And bring the pack.
301
00:12:41,576 --> 00:12:44,676
We'll go in the chicken
coop, where God can't see us.
302
00:12:48,156 --> 00:12:51,056
So, we agree that the only way
this is gonna happen right now
303
00:12:51,076 --> 00:12:52,376
is if you stay local.
304
00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:54,785
I can always go away
for grad school someday.
305
00:12:54,786 --> 00:12:57,396
And truth be told, I don't
have the emotional maturity
306
00:12:57,406 --> 00:12:59,305
to squish my own bugs.
307
00:12:59,306 --> 00:13:01,355
Anyway, that leaves us
with the big question:
308
00:13:01,356 --> 00:13:02,835
how do we get your mom on board
309
00:13:02,836 --> 00:13:04,565
with you going where Sturgis teaches?
310
00:13:04,566 --> 00:13:06,756
Well, how did you get
her to agree to marry you?
311
00:13:06,809 --> 00:13:08,684
Oh, that won't work. She
doesn't drink anymore.
312
00:13:08,696 --> 00:13:10,516
♪ I changed the lock ♪
313
00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:12,216
♪ On my front door... ♪
314
00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:15,026
So, George is mad at me, and Sheldon
315
00:13:15,036 --> 00:13:16,825
is mad at me, and...
316
00:13:16,826 --> 00:13:19,495
honestly, I'm mad at me, too.
317
00:13:19,496 --> 00:13:22,486
Will you please give yourself a break?
318
00:13:22,496 --> 00:13:24,895
All that you do for that family...
319
00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:27,696
(CHUCKLES) I am surprised
you didn't crack years ago.
320
00:13:28,606 --> 00:13:31,026
How do you handle it all?
321
00:13:31,036 --> 00:13:33,336
I'm sitting in a chicken
coop drinking a wine cooler
322
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,206
at 11:00 a.m.... clearly, I don't.
323
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,276
♪ Can't call me up at home ♪
324
00:13:38,286 --> 00:13:41,145
Shelly and this college
stuff is killing me.
325
00:13:41,146 --> 00:13:43,015
I... I never went to college.
326
00:13:43,016 --> 00:13:44,685
How can I prepare him?
327
00:13:44,686 --> 00:13:46,816
Mary, if that kid is smart enough
328
00:13:46,836 --> 00:13:48,786
to have colleges wanting him already,
329
00:13:48,796 --> 00:13:51,556
he's got to be smart
enough to figure it out.
330
00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:53,195
Maybe.
331
00:13:53,196 --> 00:13:56,835
♪ I changed the kind of car I drive... ♪
332
00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,305
It still hurts to hear
him say he wants to leave.
333
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,706
I bet.
334
00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:04,955
On the other hand,
335
00:14:04,956 --> 00:14:07,806
I'm worried my Billy will
never be ready to leave.
336
00:14:07,816 --> 00:14:09,845
Oh, of course he will.
337
00:14:09,846 --> 00:14:11,375
Damn.
338
00:14:11,376 --> 00:14:12,915
Smoking, drinking, lying.
339
00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:15,146
You're covering all the sins today.
340
00:14:15,156 --> 00:14:17,816
(CHUCKLING)
341
00:14:17,826 --> 00:14:20,625
Mm. This is terrible.
342
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,825
You ready?
343
00:14:21,826 --> 00:14:22,855
Yes.
344
00:14:22,856 --> 00:14:25,295
Okay, we're rolling.
345
00:14:25,296 --> 00:14:28,115
Hello, Mother. I'd
like to present my case
346
00:14:28,116 --> 00:14:31,135
as to why I should be allowed to
go to East Texas Tech next year.
347
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:33,376
And I'll keep it simple
so you don't get confused.
348
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,605
Stop.
349
00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:36,735
Something in my teeth?
350
00:14:36,736 --> 00:14:38,736
MARY: I brought you a snack.
351
00:14:38,746 --> 00:14:40,705
Thanks.
352
00:14:40,706 --> 00:14:42,306
(SIGHS)
353
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:45,165
So, I don't know if you
heard me and your father
354
00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,245
having a disagreement last night...
355
00:14:47,246 --> 00:14:49,076
A "disagreement"?
356
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:50,416
Fine. A spat.
357
00:14:51,386 --> 00:14:52,885
Okay, a fight.
358
00:14:52,886 --> 00:14:56,656
I just want you to know that
you do not need to worry.
359
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,475
It's kind of hard not to.
360
00:15:00,836 --> 00:15:02,365
(SIGHS)
361
00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:05,405
Uh, sometimes moms and dads have fights,
362
00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:08,566
but it doesn't mean that
they don't work things out.
363
00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:10,385
Did you work it out?
364
00:15:10,386 --> 00:15:12,085
- (DOOR OPENS)
- SHELDON: We're home.
365
00:15:12,086 --> 00:15:13,767
Eat your cookies.
366
00:15:17,576 --> 00:15:19,933
(SIGHS) Why are you so late?
367
00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:21,725
Sheldon?
368
00:15:21,736 --> 00:15:24,736
I've put together a presentation
detailing the reasons
369
00:15:24,756 --> 00:15:26,455
why I should be allowed
to go to college,
370
00:15:26,456 --> 00:15:28,600
and I'd like you to watch
it with an open mind.
371
00:15:31,725 --> 00:15:33,516
I can do that.
372
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:35,349
Excellent.
373
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,267
Is Meemaw here?
374
00:15:37,276 --> 00:15:39,266
I smell cigarettes.
375
00:15:42,226 --> 00:15:44,855
Thank you for this
opportunity to plead my case.
376
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:47,716
And I'd like to thank my
cameraman and driver, Dad.
377
00:15:47,725 --> 00:15:50,475
What, I'm not even,
like, assistant director?
378
00:15:50,476 --> 00:15:51,485
No.
379
00:15:51,486 --> 00:15:52,885
Sit back, enjoy.
380
00:15:52,886 --> 00:15:54,246
(SIGHS)
381
00:15:55,686 --> 00:15:57,855
Hello. I'm Sheldon Cooper,
382
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,926
and this is Why Sheldon Cooper
Should Go to College.
383
00:16:02,076 --> 00:16:05,006
I realize attending college
in another state or country
384
00:16:05,016 --> 00:16:07,165
is unrealistic at this time.
385
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:09,096
Which is why I'm proposing
that I live at home
386
00:16:09,116 --> 00:16:11,276
but enroll full-time
to continue my studies
387
00:16:11,296 --> 00:16:13,716
with Dr. Sturgis at East Texas Tech.
388
00:16:15,356 --> 00:16:17,595
I firmly believe that I'm
ready for this next step
389
00:16:17,596 --> 00:16:19,325
in my academic life.
390
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,895
But don't just take it from me...
391
00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:23,892
He's ready. In the fall,
392
00:16:23,896 --> 00:16:25,826
now, just let him go.
393
00:16:25,836 --> 00:16:27,565
Please.
394
00:16:27,566 --> 00:16:30,706
I don't think I have anything
left to teach Sheldon.
395
00:16:30,716 --> 00:16:33,775
I'm pretty sure he's
already smarter than me.
396
00:16:33,776 --> 00:16:35,536
It's true.
397
00:16:35,546 --> 00:16:37,035
Honestly...
398
00:16:37,036 --> 00:16:40,115
teaching Sheldon is the hardest
thing I've ever had to do.
399
00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:42,915
And I don't say that
because he can be a pain.
400
00:16:42,916 --> 00:16:45,515
I say that because he's so intelligent,
401
00:16:45,516 --> 00:16:48,616
I had to study every
night just to keep up.
402
00:16:50,056 --> 00:16:51,886
I'm gonna miss him.
403
00:16:51,896 --> 00:16:53,355
♪ ♪
404
00:16:53,356 --> 00:16:55,595
A student like Sheldon comes along...
405
00:16:55,596 --> 00:16:57,186
once in a lifetime.
406
00:16:57,196 --> 00:17:00,535
This school is not gonna
be the same without him.
407
00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:02,935
But I know he's gonna do great things.
408
00:17:02,936 --> 00:17:07,136
And I'm honored to have
been a small part of it.
409
00:17:07,146 --> 00:17:09,805
I'll chip in for gas money.
I'll move him into his dorm.
410
00:17:09,806 --> 00:17:11,445
What-Whatever you need.
411
00:17:11,446 --> 00:17:13,775
Let's make it happen.
412
00:17:13,776 --> 00:17:15,145
Hi, Mary.
413
00:17:15,146 --> 00:17:18,815
I know this must be a
hard decision for you.
414
00:17:18,816 --> 00:17:21,355
I can't tell you how
to parent your child.
415
00:17:21,356 --> 00:17:23,555
I don't have children.
416
00:17:23,556 --> 00:17:24,986
But...
417
00:17:24,996 --> 00:17:27,155
I can tell you...
418
00:17:27,156 --> 00:17:30,556
that in all my years in academia,
419
00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:31,855
I've never seen
420
00:17:31,856 --> 00:17:33,896
a mind like Sheldon's.
421
00:17:34,776 --> 00:17:38,605
He's truly extraordinary.
422
00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:40,559
And if you let him come here,
423
00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:43,846
I promise we'll take good care of him.
424
00:17:45,256 --> 00:17:47,575
- ♪
♪
- Sheldon Cooper,
425
00:17:47,576 --> 00:17:50,596
ready for college, ready
to change the world.
426
00:17:50,606 --> 00:17:51,915
GEORGE SR.: Cut.
427
00:17:51,916 --> 00:17:55,017
If that doesn't convince her, I
don't know what her problem is.
428
00:17:57,596 --> 00:17:58,642
Well?
429
00:17:58,646 --> 00:18:00,386
(SIGHS)
430
00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:01,995
(SIGHS)
431
00:18:01,996 --> 00:18:04,465
Why don't you let me and your mom talk.
432
00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:05,966
All right.
433
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,035
Well?
434
00:18:14,036 --> 00:18:16,434
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
435
00:18:19,776 --> 00:18:21,776
♪ ♪
436
00:18:26,586 --> 00:18:29,486
I guess our baby's going to college.
437
00:18:34,756 --> 00:18:36,156
(SIGHS): Oh.
438
00:18:36,166 --> 00:18:38,166
♪ ♪
439
00:18:58,296 --> 00:19:00,566
Whew. That was driving me crazy.
440
00:19:01,636 --> 00:19:03,636
(CHARIOTS OF FIRE THEME PLAYING)
441
00:19:06,176 --> 00:19:08,646
Thank you for getting me into college.
442
00:19:14,846 --> 00:19:16,556
You ready for this?
443
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:18,575
Let's go.
444
00:19:18,576 --> 00:19:20,176
("CHICKEN DANCE" PLAYING)
445
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,415
After you.
446
00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:26,836
(CHUCKLES): Ooh. Why, thank you.
447
00:19:29,256 --> 00:19:31,115
Oh, dang!
448
00:19:31,116 --> 00:19:33,786
- Nice!
- It ain't my first egging.
449
00:19:36,026 --> 00:19:37,716
Whoo! Good one!
450
00:19:37,726 --> 00:19:38,925
Ain't mine, neither.
451
00:19:38,926 --> 00:19:40,392
(LAUGHING)
452
00:19:40,416 --> 00:19:43,596
Here's for firing my grandson...
453
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,767
jackass!
454
00:19:47,516 --> 00:19:54,416
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