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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1}{100}512x288@25fps - 593 MB (622.059.520 bytes) {1152}{1289}{y:b}Very Bad Things|http://www.robitm.3x.ro {1527}{1575}woman: honey,|you sent in {1575}{1623}all the deposit|checks, right? {1623}{1658}man: yeah,|i think so. {1658}{1731}what do you mean,|you think so? {1731}{1779}i mean--what? i mean,|i sent a lot of checks. {1779}{1815}i think|i sent them all. {1822}{1851}the--the wedding|cake check? {1856}{1875}sent it. {1875}{1923}ok,|the photographer?|sent it. {1932}{1971}ok, the hotel|for my parents? {1975}{2006}sent it.|the band? {2006}{2043}brought that one|to them, yeah. {2045}{2067}ok?|yeah. {2067}{2115}the tent and judge.|judge townsend. {2115}{2174}uh, honey, the tent?|i don't know about that. {2185}{2234}you forgot|the tent check? {2240}{2271}i th-- {2271}{2330}why? why would--|why did you forget|the tent check? {2338}{2367}why? i forgot.|i forgot. {2372}{2415}you can't play around|with these tent people. {2415}{2463}you can't. you can't|play around with them. {2464}{2487}i know. i've been|dealing with them, {2487}{2522}and believe me,|i'm not playing with them. {2534}{2570}kyle... {2570}{2630}i have been|doing all of this|by myself, ok? {2630}{2678}i know.|i have been|busting my ass. {2678}{2726}i have done absolutely|everything, everything, {2726}{2774}everything, everything,|everything by myself. {2774}{2798}i know. {2798}{2822}ok, everything has|been on my own, ok? {2835}{2906}ok, i've been|doing it all. {2918}{2954}i bet|you didn't forget {2954}{2990}the bachelor party|checks. {3002}{3098}ok...is that what this--|is that what this is about? {3110}{3129}no! {3134}{3158}because we could|talk about it.|no! {3158}{3182}let's go over it|again.|no, no, no. {3182}{3206}no, it's ok. {3206}{3242}no, i'm just saying|that i'm sure {3242}{3278}that those checks|found their way|to the mailbox. {3278}{3302}that's all. {3309}{3338}i wouldn't know. {3338}{3374}it amazes me, you know,|it really amazes me {3386}{3446}how you and your|little fun bunch can|become so organized {3446}{3482}when it comes to|mobilizing to vegas. {3489}{3518}it's not--|it's not me doing it. {3518}{3542}it's them|handling it all. {3553}{3621}and i'm sure that boyd|is the creative force|behind all of this. {3634}{3686}yeah, boyd--boyd's|organizing the whole thing. {3698}{3782}robert boyd is a big|sack of hot gas. {3794}{3842}[banging, phone ringing] {3847}{3890}robert boyd. {3901}{3962}tina...great, ok.|here's the deal-- {3962}{4010}we're talking 5 guys. {4010}{4082}nice guys, tina.|my friends. {4082}{4141}yeah. well,|i'm calling you directly {4141}{4201}so you don't have|to go through the agency. {4201}{4272}hey! could you please|not enter the house? {4272}{4334}that's correct.|cash straight to you. {4358}{4393}could you hold on? {4400}{4454}could you please|wait off the property? {4454}{4489}we're just trying|to sneak a peak. {4502}{4561}well, just stay off|the property until|i'm off the phone. {4565}{4584}why? {4597}{4645}because that's the way|we do it. {4647}{4669}chop, chop. {4893}{4981}so, it's 5 guys,|900 bucks, just dancing. {4981}{5017}anything else is extra. {5017}{5051}are you in? {5051}{5113}it's just how i feel.|i feel that, at some|point in time, {5113}{5173}you're going to|have to reevaluate|some of your friendships. {5179}{5221}well...ok. {5221}{5280}specifically--|specifically who? {5282}{5305}charles moore. {5317}{5352}you don't like moore? {5355}{5389}i just don't see him|in the big picture. {5400}{5437}ok...but realize, {5437}{5509}i've known him since|the third grade. {5509}{5533}well, he's weird. {5544}{5569}he's quiet. {5569}{5593}he's weird. {5593}{5641}hon, he just|doesn't talk a lot. {5641}{5689}why? i mean,|is he mildly retarded? {5689}{5725}he never speaks!|he's a mechanic. {5737}{5797}well, he's weird, kyle,|and frankly, i really-- {5797}{5833}i--i expect more|from you. {5833}{5881}yeah, ok, wh--|you expect more what? {5892}{5940}you are going to be|hung over for 3 days, {5953}{6012}like those guys|onoprahwho--|who get drunk {6012}{6049}and have disgusting sex|with prostitutes, {6060}{6097}and then they|go ahead, and they|just say their vows. {6097}{6145}they say their vows|with the stench {6157}{6192}of cheap hotel whore|sex all over them. {6192}{6216}that's absurd.|listen to yourself. {6229}{6253}it's vile, kyle.|it's not vile. {6253}{6277}i've seen it|on television.|i'm not going to-- {6288}{6308}what do you mean|it's not vile?! {6312}{6336}i'm not going|to marry you {6349}{6373}with the cheap smell|of hotel whore sex-- {6384}{6421}i am not to be|common, kyle, ok? {6432}{6456}i am a creature|like no other. {6469}{6504}i know that.|i am a creature|like no other. {6504}{6529}and i will not--i|willnot be common. {6540}{6564}do you understand me?|i got you. {6577}{6612}is that|too much to ask, kyle?|is it too much to ask? {6625}{6660}you won't be common! {6708}{6745}honey, take it. {6745}{6793}are we going to eat,|or am i just going to-- {6793}{6840}honey... {6840}{6876}do you love me? {6888}{6924}of course i--|i love you. {6924}{6948}of course i love you. {6948}{6973}how much? {6973}{7021}i love you|with all my heart. {7021}{7057}kiss me. {7128}{7164}man: look, it's just|insecurity. {7177}{7237}kyle: i don't know.|she's just really|been stressing. {7249}{7297}it's insecurity,|nut-gnawing|gut-splitters. {7309}{7333}what does that mean? {7345}{7381}it means|she's insecure. {7381}{7405}about what? {7405}{7441}about--|[telephone rings] {7441}{7477}mike berkow. {7481}{7525}just a second.|all right, big man. {7529}{7597}14.3. thank you.|17.5. {7608}{7657}4-6...29.83... {7657}{7693}at 9. {7693}{7724}look at him. {7737}{7765}i'm amazed|that the windows {7772}{7801}don't blow out of their|fucking sockets {7813}{7836}with all|the ass-puckering rage {7836}{7873}in these|soulless lizards. {7873}{7921}you know, i just--|i just want her to be happy. {7921}{7954}same alarm clock|every morning, {7969}{8005}same two pops on|the same snooze button. {8010}{8079}same shower,|towel, toothbrush,|razor, blazer, {8079}{8125}hair pump, gel spray.|it's a fucking epi-- {8125}{8149}woman:|the beatrice accounts. {8161}{8185}it's an epidemic,|fisher. {8193}{8221}you're getting|married, baby bub. {8231}{8269}i'm not going|to candy coat it.|it just gets worse. {8269}{8305}it's an 18-wheel|cement truck {8305}{8365}that's going|to crush every bone|in your big body. {8365}{8402}well, i'm not breathing|right lately, either. {8402}{8439}course you're not. {8439}{8499}i--i just start getting,|like, lightheaded and dizzy, {8499}{8534}and then the next|thing i know, i realize {8534}{8571}i haven't breathed in,|like--in two minutes.|that's because-- {8571}{8630}hey, hey, hey--|we're leaving from|my house in 3 hours, ok? {8630}{8667}if you want to come,|you better get your|numbers in order by then. {8676}{8715}all right,|first of all-- {8715}{8774}no "first of all."|i'm not in a game mood, ok? {8780}{8822}we were having|a conversation, ok? {8822}{8846}you never said|"excuse me." {8850}{8870}i'm sorry.|fisher, i'm sorry. {8879}{8918}that's all right.|we'll be there, adam. {8926}{8967}i know you'll be ready.|michael--3 hours. {8973}{9002}ok. all right. {9041}{9098}look at that big, blind,|gawky bitch boy. {9098}{9135}well, he's your brother. {9143}{9194}freaks me out, man.|you know that? {9194}{9230}panic junky,|i want to smack him. {9230}{9266}i don't|deserve that. {9272}{9302}[telephone rings]|kyle fisher. {9308}{9338}we've got problems. {9340}{9362}problems? {9366}{9398}seating problems. {9404}{9435}ok, well, uh-- {9435}{9494}ok, first they said|it wasunderstood {9494}{9566}that we were supposed|to have gold-trimmed,|padded seats, right? {9566}{9602}and now they're|trying to tell me {9602}{9650}that there's some sort|of misunderstanding {9652}{9710}and that now we can't|have padded ones! {9710}{9782}ok, so what kind of seats|can we have, then? {9784}{9818}nonpadded ones! {9818}{9878}so what do|we do about it? {9878}{9914}well, you're going|to go down there. {9914}{9950}go down to where? {9950}{9974}you're going|to go down, {9974}{9998}and you're going|to straighten out {9998}{10020}those chair people. {10020}{10082}what--honey, i'm going|to vegas in 3 hours. {10093}{10131}i need your help! {10154}{10202}i'll call|from the road. {10211}{10239}do you love me? {10247}{10335}do--more than i ever|imagined i could|ever love anyone. {10341}{10383}straighten out|these chairs? {10386}{10443}ok, listen, we're|leaving from adam's. {10443}{10526}why don't you come down|and see me off? {10526}{10563}maybe. {10563}{10659}woman: timmy, adam junior,|take a good look at this {10659}{10718}and notice how clean-cut {10720}{10755}and well-behaved|they all appear, {10761}{10849}respectable members|of modern society. {10859}{10879}boyd: that's us. {10885}{10921}ok, boys...smile. {10921}{10957}boy: smile, dad.|smile. {10959}{10983}smile! {10989}{11017}hey.|smile... {11023}{11065}smile, smile... {11077}{11123}boyd:|we're smiling!|and all right. {11125}{11149}as you were! {11153}{11173}[all talking at once] {11173}{11197}good-bye.|i love you. {11209}{11233}i love you. {11233}{11257}have a really,|really good time. {11257}{11293}i'll be back tomorrow. {11293}{11330}woman: no,|hey, hey, hey-- {11330}{11378}no, no, don't let|anybody smoke in the car|honey-- {11378}{11413}because adam junior|gets sick, ok?|ok, i'm-- {11413}{11483}did you hear that,|boyd? no smoking.|i'msoserious. {11483}{11533}i'll drive.|come on.|not on your life. {11533}{11569}[guys yelling] {11569}{11641}boyd, do you|promise on camera|that you won't smoke? {11641}{11677}uh...i won't smoke. {11677}{11713}good. thank you. {11713}{11737}i'm coming, honey! {11741}{11761}bye, dad. {11761}{11785}woman: don't smoke! {11785}{11809}boyd: we won't smoke. {11809}{11845}[horn honking] {11845}{11869}bye!|bye! {11869}{11905}bye!|bye! bye! {11929}{11989}vegas! {11997}{12037}all right... {12037}{12115}dog needs|a flea bath.|let's go. {12337}{12421}mike: oh, what if|i bring the wrong thing? {12421}{12457}what if i bring|cucumber soup? {12457}{12505}boyd: who cares!|you're a fucking moron! {12505}{12552}shut up!|it's my|fucking opinion. {12554}{12577}it's a stupid|fucking opinion, ok? {12588}{12612}oh, thank you. {12625}{12708}you have developed|this incredibly annoying|habit of talking just... {12708}{12756}for the pleasure of|hearing yourself speak. {12756}{12805}listen, he--boyd|brought up statistics-- {12805}{12840}hey, hey, hey!|leave me out of this. {12840}{12864}the hell i did. {12864}{12888}the hell you didn't.|you said-- {12888}{12925}the hell i did-- {12925}{12960}you said one out of|every two marriages|ends in divorce. {12973}{12996}you said it.|boyd: i didn't-- {12998}{13021}you're an asshole,|adam. {13021}{13045}you're an asshole. {13045}{13069}oh, why am i|an asshole? {13074}{13092}multiple reasons. {13093}{13116}give me one.|no. {13128}{13152}name one reason.|no! {13152}{13200}give me one reason.|i'm not going|to give you-- {13203}{13224}you can't give me|a reason.|i don't have to-- {13236}{13260}give me one reason.|give it to me. {13270}{13284}shut up! {13284}{13308}i want one reason. {13321}{13340}shut up|for one second. {13345}{13380}give me a reason.|i want a reason. {13393}{13417}shut up!|shut up! {13428}{13476}you're just|an asshole.|live with it. {13486}{13512}is this culver|party rentals? {13520}{13560}yeah, can i speak|to whoever's in|charge of chairs? {13572}{13596}can't you wait till|we get back there? {13607}{13632}i'll pay you|for the call, ok? {13644}{13668}i'm on a monthly|rate, here. {13668}{13704}how am i going|to tell what call|is your call? {13709}{13728}just use my phone. {13728}{13764}hey, don't|be ridiculous. {13764}{13800}no, you're being|ridiculous. you're|being a tightwad! {13800}{13836}a tightwad, huh?|yeah! {13836}{13896}why don't you just|say what you mean,|huh? jew! say it! {13896}{13920}all right,|you're a jew! {13932}{13968}yeah, "jew."|i knew it.|you're being a jew! {13968}{14004}i knew it|was coming, you|goyisherfuck. {14010}{14029}shut up! hello? {14040}{14064}boyd:|cheap bastard! {14064}{14124}i'd like to|speak to somebody|in chairs, please. {14128}{14159}hola.|you drive like a jew! {14172}{14196}ah, how does|a jew drive? {14196}{14244}4 hours and 15 minutes.|i can make vegas in|3 and change... {14244}{14268}i'm not getting|a ticket. {14280}{14304}i'm not going to get|a ticket for you. {14304}{14328}you slow-driving|son of a bitch! {14340}{14364}kyle: yes?|is this--|let's go! {14373}{14412}tony,|this is kyle fisher. {14424}{14459}i have a wedding|in a week. {14459}{14520}we have--you're|doing my wedding|with the chairs. {14531}{14557}boyd: every car|is passing us. {14557}{14592}yeah, i'll hold. {14595}{14617}hold? you're|going to hold? {14617}{14653}for chrissakes,|call him when|we get there. {14663}{14689}you're being a jew! {14689}{14725}please get off|the goddamn phone-- {14725}{14761}yes, i'm holding|for tony in chairs-- {14773}{14805}don't hold anymore!|hang up! {14809}{14845}it's 45 cents|a minute! {14857}{14919}no, i'm not tony.|i'm holding for tony. {14919}{14964}[funky music playing] {14977}{15013}[roulette wheel clicking] {16057}{16105}[telephone ringing,|background noise] {16106}{16128}hello? {16128}{16153}kyle, funny voice:|hi. {16165}{16201}hello?|hey! {16201}{16237}is it--hello--|baby, is that you? {16249}{16273}hi. {16273}{16297}hi. {16301}{16357}are you calling me|from jail?|not yet. {16367}{16417}hey, did you check out|the chair situation? {16425}{16465}what?|what about the chairs? {16471}{16524}the chairs?|i made 3 calls-- {16536}{16561}what? 3 calls? {16567}{16645}but i can't|stop thinking about|how much i love you. {16657}{16717}well, you should.|well, i do. {16720}{16753}what are you doing? {16753}{16813}oh, just a bit|of organizing. {16813}{16848}are you nesting? {16848}{16896}yeah, i'm nesting. {16917}{16957}go have some fun. {16957}{16992}not too much, ok? {16997}{17029}ok, i'm going|to go have fun|with my friends, {17029}{17064}but not too much. {17089}{17121}[sniffing] {17220}{17257}[tv crowd cheering] {17257}{17292}boyd: and you know|in your heart {17292}{17329}that it is|just a matter of time-- {17329}{17401}all day, bullets flying,|babies are getting shot. {17401}{17460}if i'm the king|of israel, right-- {17468}{17487}israel does not|have a king. {17495}{17520}what the hell|do they have? {17520}{17568}they have|a president--|president yahoo. {17573}{17640}ok, i'd say to myself,|"yahoo"... {17640}{17664}hee hee hee. {17672}{17691}"take a look|at the map."|yeah? {17700}{17725}"look what's|all around you. {17725}{17796}"people who are wishing|horrible, bad, bad things {17796}{17833}for you and your people." {17833}{17863}[tv announcer shouting] {17863}{17915}kyle: the buck's going|to stop right here, buddy. {17915}{17963}not going to happen|with me. {17965}{18023}my kid don't know the 6 fucking|new england states, {18025}{18059}he has trouble|with geography, {18063}{18131}i'm not going to stick that shit|in his face. {18131}{18167}i'm going to help|the little guy, you know? {18177}{18191}that's right. {18191}{18227}put him in the car. {18227}{18263}take him to maine|for the lobster dinner. {18267}{18311}that's how you teach a kid.|go skiing in vermont. {18311}{18347}that's it.|take him skiing! {18347}{18385}or yankee stadium|for a hot dog. {18385}{18409}that's the way.|you got to-- {18421}{18469}i'm just saying, it's not--|you don't stare him down. {18469}{18493}no, don't|stare him down. {18493}{18517}i'm not going|to do it! {18529}{18589}do not...|eyeball your kids. {18589}{18625}boyd:|that's my point exactly! {18625}{18649}mike: what?|what is your point? {18649}{18685}take mexico! {18685}{18733}think about it.|the mexicans would love it. {18736}{18768}they're dying for|a little order down there. {18772}{18816}first of all,|you get what i'm saying. {18820}{18840}you know exactly|what i'm saying. {18840}{18864}[bong water bubbling] {18875}{18912}let the israelis|work it out! {18917}{18949}[tv blaring] {18952}{18984}they kind of|all look alike! {18993}{19045}the jews|and the mexicans! {19046}{19105}so i think, on a whole,|your average joe mexican's {19105}{19152}going to have less of a problem|getting his head around {19154}{19201}the whole fucking|assimilation thing!|am i right? {19211}{19284}yeah! {19294}{19321}i mean, i tell mine-- {19331}{19380}i tell mine|they're little men. {19391}{19440}i tell them|that they're strong, {19443}{19500}that they|make me feel joy. {19506}{19549}i let them know, man.|i mean, i really-- {19549}{19632}i really let them know|that they are just-- {19632}{19680}just as important.|they mean just as much. {19680}{19704}you know|what i'm saying?|mm-hmm. yes. {19716}{19752}just as much, man.|yes, yes. {19760}{19788}and you're|their godfather. {19788}{19812}i know,|and i'm honored. {19824}{19848}no, no, no,|no, no. {19858}{19878}no? i'm not. {19882}{19920}no, no, you're|the godfather, {19920}{19968}but i'm saying--|what i'm saying is, {19968}{20027}if anything|ever happens to me-- {20027}{20076}oh, brother,|don't even--yeah. {20076}{20124}don't worry about it. {20124}{20196}becausethatis|the point here, ok? {20196}{20256}that is what|i'm driving for. {20256}{20328}because, man,|when the big storm comes {20328}{20388}and all the forests|are knocked down {20388}{20435}and all the rocks|have fallen away {20435}{20496}and--and the leaves|are bare, {20496}{20532}what's left? {20568}{20604}what is left? {20642}{20688}the little trees. {20712}{20807}the little fellas|that the storm didn't see. {20815}{20892}the tiny, little fellas.|that's where it's-- {20892}{20928}[clatter] {20928}{20964}the stripper's here. {21096}{21131}excellent. {21156}{21181}gentlemen, {21193}{21265}this...is tina. {21265}{21301}hey, boys. {21308}{21337}hi. {21373}{21410}[loud dance music|playing] {22910}{22946}fish! {22946}{22982}she's all yours,|buddy. {22982}{23066}anything|you want, man,|bought and paid. {23066}{23102}whoo! {23102}{23150}i can't do it.|i can't do it. {23150}{23198}i'm sorry.|i'm sorry. {23716}{23752}i'll take a ride. {24206}{24244}[cheering] {24376}{24400}i didn't jump|the gun, did i? {24412}{24448}i feel the vibe.|i feel the vibe|a little bit. {24460}{24484}i'm michael. {24568}{24605}did i do|ok out there? {24605}{24624}mike:|yeah, you kidding? {24624}{24676}i'm just in vegas|gambling, spending money. {24676}{24700}you're so beautiful. {24700}{24712}did you win anything? {24712}{24748}look at this. {24748}{24796}not what|you thought, huh? {24804}{24856}[all yelling] {24952}{24988}woo! ha! ha! {24988}{25012}woo! {25012}{25092}man on tv:|got an awful big hit. {25092}{25180}ok, you do know|it's 500 right? {25180}{25228}yeah, over there,|no problem, {25228}{25276}but yeah,|500 of my dollars? {25276}{25300}right. {25300}{25336}but i thought--|boyd didn't pay? {25336}{25371}no, boyd didn't pay.|it's 500. {25384}{25408}straight sex,|nothing kinky. {25419}{25467}no, no, i'm not going|to use you as a hand puppet|or anything. {25467}{25504}i just want to make|sweet love to you {25515}{25557}because you have no idea|what you've gotten into. {25900}{25935}oh, yeah! {25935}{25971}man on tv: trying to|get his legs up,|so he can try to-- {25980}{26019}see, you didn't think|it would be like this,|did you? {26019}{26067}you thought|i was some punk,|didn't you. {26067}{26104}you thought i was|a little punk. {26104}{26139}pumped up! pumped up! {26225}{26272}[moaning and screaming] {26295}{26319}good boy. {26319}{26379}this isn't work,|is it? not work. {26435}{26487}man on tv: look at|the jump he did, {26496}{26524}sticking it in there. {26619}{26655}take it! {26665}{26684}take it!|take it! {26723}{26751}[primal scream] {26751}{26805}easy, baby. {26908}{26932}aah! {26936}{26980}[glass breaking] {27032}{27074}[moaning] {27628}{27676}cool. ha ha! {27724}{27772}[all laughing] {27772}{27831}you fucking maniac! {28035}{28072}you... {28280}{28335}[breathing heavily] {28551}{28588}i fucked up. {28731}{28779}[gasping and heavy breathing] {28864}{28899}adam: oh, my god! {28955}{28974}all: oh! {28980}{29019}charles: jesus christ! {29019}{29055}adam: don't touch her!|don't touch her! {29064}{29091}call 9-1-1! {29091}{29127}don't move. {29127}{29199}we were playing.|we were playing. {29199}{29223}i think she's dead. {29223}{29259}how do you|know she's dead? {29263}{29306}she's got no|fucking pulse! {29315}{29367}listen, you don't|know what the hell|you're doing. {29367}{29403}just get back. {29403}{29439}all right,|where do you look?|what side of the neck? {29444}{29463}left, left,|left side. {29463}{29500}either side,|you idiot! {29512}{29572}i'm calling 9-1-1. {29572}{29644}mike: we were playing,|and she bumped her head. {29655}{29679}bumped?! bumped?! {29679}{29727}she's got|a fucking spike|in her head! {29732}{29751}adam, wait!|what? {29751}{29799}boyd:|what are you doing? {29799}{29823}what do you think|you're doing? {29823}{29848}i'm calling|the ambulance! {29860}{29896}just wait one--|wait one second. ok? {29905}{29919}michael? michael? {29919}{29955}i'll take it out. {29955}{29978}i can take it out. {29978}{30027}what the fuck|have you done?! {30027}{30075}why are you calling|an ambulance? she's dead. {30075}{30122}i'm sorry. sorry. {30122}{30155}oh, god, just call|the police.|no. {30155}{30183}just call 9-1-1. {30183}{30207}i slipped. {30207}{30255}what did you do,|goddamn it? {30255}{30273}nothing. {30278}{30316}what the fuck did you do,|you little shit?! {30316}{30339}charles:|get out of here! {30341}{30388}all right, all right,|just calm down. {30388}{30422}mike: it was|an accident! {30427}{30483}boyd: everybody just|get a hold of themselves,|all right? {30483}{30541}you are a lying deviant! {30543}{30566}it was an accident! {30566}{30602}are you sure--|yes, i'm sure! {30602}{30626}what were you doing? {30635}{30674}the floor was wet,|and so i slipped. {30674}{30710}why was|the floor wet?! {30722}{30746}i don't know. {30751}{30770}why, goddamn it?! {30770}{30818}why, you little|fucking pervert?! {30818}{30865}boyd: come on, damn it,|take it easy. {30867}{30903}you don't|fucking know! {30903}{30926}calm down. {30926}{30996}we're not helping|anything by losing|our temper. {30999}{31081}boyd: let's just get|our heads together. ok? {31083}{31178}whatever we associate|in our nervous system|determines our behavior. {31182}{31290}you fucking guys.|you fucking guys.|you fucking guys. {31298}{31334}kyle: you fucking guys! {31343}{31381}boyd: now let's just|take a second here, {31383}{31454}and take a hold|of the situation|and review our options. {31454}{31475}we call the police! {31475}{31502}ok, call the police, {31502}{31526}that's good.|that's one option. {31526}{31550}that is not an option! {31550}{31586}this is not|multiple choice here. {31586}{31621}yes, it is! {31621}{31645}there are always|options, adam. {31645}{31669}kyle:|you fucking guys! {31669}{31706}boyd:|we can definitely|call the police. {31706}{31741}that's an easy call. {31741}{31802}now, if we|call the police,|what happens? {31806}{31838}they come up here, {31838}{31873}they find|a dead prostitute|in the bathroom, {31875}{31922}and then they ask us|what happened. {31930}{31945}what the hell|are you going to|tell them? {31945}{31993}you had nothing|to do with it? {31993}{32041}you didn't know|she was a prostitute? {32041}{32078}i mean, that it was|all michael here? {32078}{32113}your brother,|by the way. {32113}{32185}you don't mess around|with a homicide... {32185}{32234}what about|the alcohol,|narcotics... {32242}{32293}don't tell me|there are no options. {32294}{32330}there are always|fucking options. {32330}{32365}what is the choice?|what options? {32533}{32581}we can bury her|out in the desert. {32581}{32629}oh, sure, why not? {32629}{32677}charles: no, no,|he's right, he's right. {32682}{32713}he's right.|he's right. {32713}{32750}boyd: we could take|her up to red rock. {32750}{32785}find some nice|quiet place {32785}{32822}and just put her|in the ground. {32826}{32870}we can do this.|we can get her|out of here. {32870}{32918}have you lost|your fucking mind? {32918}{32953}nobody knows|she's here. {32953}{33013}i called her personally.|nobody knows. {33013}{33085}her blood is|all over the bathroom. {33085}{33133}don't you think we|got a little bit of|a dna problem here? {33133}{33181}it's a marble floor.|we can clean it up. {33181}{33229}they've got|us on accessory|to murder, adam. {33229}{33289}it's not accessory, ok?|i didn't do shit. {33289}{33325}that's not|the point, adam. {33325}{33385}i mean, the room is|covered with blow, {33389}{33445}moore looks like|he went at it with|a fucking mountain lion. {33445}{33517}i mean, the room looks|like the manson family|stayed here a month. {33517}{33588}this is a major|thin-ice situation|we got here. {33588}{33625}i'm getting|married, guys. {33630}{33721}adam: i have got a wife,|and i've got two boys, ok?|don't tell me. {33731}{33817}let's just take|a vote, a simple vote. {33829}{33865}we got two choices: {33865}{33925}one, we clean up|this mess right now, {33925}{33973}bury it out|in the desert, {33973}{34008}go home,|and never look back. {34008}{34080}or, we can easily|call the police, {34080}{34142}roll the dice,|take our chances, {34142}{34226}and pray to god|that it's only|michael who falls. {34226}{34308}the choices are simple:|it's desert or police. {34394}{34442}desert. {34500}{34562}the fucking desert. {34570}{34596}uh-uh. {34596}{34622}fish, {34626}{34734}i owe you, bro.|i owe you, man. {34806}{34838}desert. {34922}{34958}[sobs] {34958}{34982}nobody knows|she's here. {34994}{35074}oh, god...|oh, god. {35132}{35174}[breathing heavily] {35318}{35370}how do we get her|out of here? {35414}{35462}[sighs] {35510}{35558}we can wrap her up|in blankets, {35558}{35630}bring the car|around to the back|of the hotel, {35630}{35678}lower her gently down|off the balcony, {35678}{35726}put her in the car.|we're done. {35726}{35774}jesus christ,|have you done this before? {35846}{35918}the reality is,|you take away the horror|of the situation, {35918}{35966}take away the tragedy|of the death, {35966}{36038}take away the moral|and ethical implications {36038}{36110}of all the crap|that you've had|conditioned and beaten {36110}{36158}into your head|since grade one, {36158}{36194}what are we left with? {36194}{36230}what? {36238}{36301}it's|a 105-pound problem. {36301}{36409}105 pounds that's|got to be moved from|point "a" to point "b." {36421}{36506}now, a straight line is|the shortest distance|between two points, {36506}{36577}but we're denied|the luxury of a visible|straight line, {36577}{36638}but that line exists,|and i see it. {36638}{36672}i see that line. {36697}{36758}trust me. {36758}{36793}adam, trust me. {36806}{36865}[knock on door] {36913}{36985}man: hotel security.|could you please|open the door? {36994}{37021}oh, fuck. {37082}{37117}[knock on door] {37121}{37189}man: hello?|hotel security. {37189}{37237}[whispering]|what do they want? {37285}{37332}shit. {37367}{37393}oh, fuck. {37405}{37424}they know. {37429}{37448}calm down. {37453}{37476}man: hello? {37478}{37513}adam:|goddamn it, they know! {37513}{37537}tell them right now! {37549}{37573}boyd: just keep|your voice down. {37573}{37621}[all talking at once] {37645}{37669}they have cameras|in the ceiling. {37681}{37705}shut up! {37705}{37741}boyd:|shh-shh. {37745}{37813}we don't have time.|shut up. shut up. {37813}{37837}shh. {37885}{37920}he's gone. {37997}{38029}boyd:|he's gone. {38123}{38145}[door unlocks] {38145}{38181}[door opens] {38181}{38217}hello? {38217}{38253}hotel security. {38289}{38336}hi, how are you? {38336}{38384}y'all didn't|hear me knocking? {38393}{38444}no,|we heard you. {38446}{38528}mmm, yeah. you guys|making a lot of|noise tonight. {38528}{38600}what is it,|a toga party? {38660}{38684}[chuckles] {38684}{38732}it's a bachelor party. {38732}{38780}well, y'all|going to have to|keep it down. {38780}{38876}boyd:|well, we will. we will.|we absolutely will. {38889}{38924}listen,|we're very, very sorry,|we apologize. {38924}{38961}we've been partying|a little hard, {38968}{39044}but we're all getting|ready to go to sleep. {39092}{39141}guard: mmm-mmm. {39148}{39199}[chuckles] {39201}{39259}well, this is going|to be a problem. {39261}{39296}someone's going to|have to pay. {39296}{39344}yeah, we're going to|take care of that first|thing in the morning. {39344}{39368}yeah, you will. {39373}{39440}what the hell gets|into you people? {39440}{39488}drugs and alcohol. {39597}{39632}well, i got|no problem with that. {39634}{39668}[laughing loudly] {39668}{39704}dr. bigbucks. {39704}{39728}[laughing loudly] {39728}{39764}adam: hey,|how about a beer? {39776}{39812}no. maybe|some other time. {39824}{39872}listen,|we're very, very sorry,|we apologize. {39872}{39908}we didn't mean any|disrespect to the hotel. {39908}{39944}we're very sorry. {39944}{39991}hey, hey,|don't worry about it.|don't worry about it at all. {39993}{40016}just as long as|you keep it down. {40064}{40124}what the fuck is that? {40321}{40365}adam: sir, please,|before you go in there, {40365}{40399}i just want to explain. {40405}{40447}can i talk to you|one second, please? {40447}{40495}d-d-don't go|in there yet. {40495}{40557}we were calling 9-1-1|right when you came,|i swear to god. {40557}{40605}this is not|what it looks like. {40609}{40641}[all talking at once] {40676}{40713}adam: go in there|and put your fucking pants on. {40713}{40761}mike:|i'm not going to put|my pants back on. {40761}{40820}no, you get dressed.|goddamn it, i'll handle this. {40820}{40857}just get back.|just get back. {40857}{40905}everybody just get--|just move back. {40905}{40976}mike: the floor was wet.|she completely slipped. {40976}{41048}guard: get me a phone.|just get me a telephone. {41057}{41109}back up, back up!|he wants us to back up. {41120}{41157}guard: i want everybody|just to move back. {41157}{41192}just take your|fucking hands off me! {41192}{41253}[all talking at once] {41357}{41401}guard:|clear a path! {41505}{41577}boyd: don't let him bleed|on the carpet! {41577}{41625}go on! get out!|get out! {41661}{41685}shut the door! {41733}{41769}boyd: come over here!|help me! {41769}{41805}jesus! oh, shit! {41805}{41841}son of a bitch! {41841}{41913}boyd: he'll bleed out.|he'll bleed out! {41913}{41986}oh, my god! {41986}{42022}guard:|you motherfuckers! {42022}{42082}boyd: all right,|he'll bleed out.|he'll bleed out. {42094}{42130}[pounding on door] {42130}{42178}oh, die! {42178}{42226}[pounding stops] {42226}{42286}[guard screaming|in bathroom] {42310}{42358}[glass breaks] {42358}{42430}[all breathing heavily] {42441}{42478}think anybody-- {42478}{42514}[guard pounds on door] {42514}{42538}die! {42550}{42586}die, you son|of a bitch! {42586}{42634}[security guard moaning|and screaming] {43353}{43389}it's all right. {43451}{43485}come on. {43523}{43558}come on. {43750}{43786}bingo. {44182}{44218}new plan. {44266}{44290}no, no, {44290}{44313}not so much of|a new plan {44326}{44350}as a modification|on the old one. {44350}{44374}i'm calling the police. {44384}{44434}so help me god,|you touch that|fucking phone, {44434}{44470}i'll bury you|with them. {44470}{44542}surrender is|no longer an option. {44542}{44602}i repeat, it is|not an option. {44602}{44685}is there anyone|here who does not|understand that? {44685}{44746}little gut check|time, fellas. {44757}{44842}time for some serious|self-exploration. {44842}{44878}how do i function? {44890}{44950}for real,|no more bullshit. {44950}{45046}can i keep my cool|when they bounce my bananas, {45046}{45149}when they won't play my song,|et cetera, et cetera? {45166}{45201}you get me? {45211}{45238}do you get me? {45242}{45273}not really, no. {45283}{45333}that's not a problem. {45333}{45441}understand not my words,|but follow my orders. {45453}{45549}follow my orders. {45609}{45717}let me be|the success coach. {50061}{50085}wait a minute. {50085}{50121}wait a minute. {50133}{50157}wait, wait, wait, wait. {50157}{50193}boyd: what?|we can't do this. {50193}{50240}we've already|done this. {50253}{50277}no, no, i mean|the suitcases. {50277}{50325}we can't|bury them like this|in the suitcases. {50325}{50373}why not? {50373}{50457}because it's sacrilegious. {50457}{50493}how do you figure? {50504}{50564}according to jewish law,|the blood and the limbs {50577}{50673}are considered to be|a sacred part of|the human spirit. {50673}{50780}the body has to be united,|or the soul can't|rest in peace. {50780}{50805}what the hell?|that's what|we're doing. {50817}{50877}no, no, it's not.|we got their parts|all mixed together. {50888}{50925}we can't do this|to them. {50925}{50984}she's asian.|they don't have jews|in asia. {50984}{51021}that is absolutely|not true. {51021}{51088}michael, do they|have jews in asia? {51104}{51128}huh? {51128}{51165}they have--|yes, they do. {51165}{51225}they have jews in asia.|he is correct. {51225}{51284}what the fuck are|we supposed to do? {51321}{51369}we're going to have to|open up the suitcases. {51369}{51393}we're going to|unpack the bodies {51405}{51429}and reunite|the appropriate limbs. {51429}{51452}no fucking way! {51463}{51483}that's what|we're going to do! {51490}{51507}no fucking way! {51507}{51527}we have to do this,|goddamn it! {51537}{51573}adam, we got|to get going. {51573}{51607}the sun's coming up.|come on! {51607}{51657}i am not flexible|on this. {51897}{51946}let's do it. {52027}{52089}i've got her head. {52120}{52161}adam: this is her head. {52161}{52209}i got a combo situation. {52221}{52245}do you have|any of him? {52245}{52293}i have--that's her. {52341}{52389}boyd:|watch your step,|all right. {52389}{52425}hey! hey! {52481}{52521}i've got a mop. {52521}{52569}kyle: just open|the fucking bags up! {52573}{52593}adam, heads up. {52601}{52641}jesus christ! {52644}{52689}mike: don't just toss|it around, goddamn it! {52700}{52737}show a little|fucking respect! {52744}{52797}i have her lower leg. {52797}{52869}ok, i have his upper leg|and her lower leg. {52869}{52917}i have his upper leg|and her lower , {52928}{52965}leg and they don't|go together! {52965}{53000}boyd: how do we|get started, adam? {53000}{53048}look, if you|don't want to do it,|just sit the fuck down! {53048}{53111}great fucking idea!|everybody's losing|their goddamned minds! {53120}{53144}is this her stuff here? {53144}{53180}that's her!|that's him! {53180}{53204}all right,|let's do this. {53204}{53289}boyd: all right,|somebody get his torso,|find his torso. {53289}{53324}forget the head,|we'll just start. {53324}{53361}mike:|we got the head. {53361}{53433}boyd: we'll start|with black, then we'll go|to the asian, all right? {53433}{53457}we're going to|make you very happy. {53468}{53492}ok, you don't|do nothing. {53504}{53528}i got toes! {53528}{53552}ok, relax. {53552}{53608}i got toes.|i have somebody's|toes. {53960}{53996}boyd: ok? {54116}{54164}all right. {54188}{54224}[sighs] {54571}{54644}allow me to be|the first to say {54644}{54752}that what we have done here|is not a good thing. {54752}{54812}it's clearly not|a good thing, {54812}{54895}but it was, given|the circumstances,|the smart play. {54967}{55015}i'm proud of us. {55052}{55160}i am proud of each|and every one of us. {55171}{55208}it's going|to be ok. {55291}{55363}we performed|under the most complex {55363}{55424}and nerve-shattering|of situations. {55424}{55531}i mean, each one|of us stood fast,|and we all delivered. {55531}{55591}i feel proud. {55604}{55663}we're going to hell... {55663}{55748}hell or prison,|whichever comes first. {55748}{55820}that's wrong.|that is flat-out|wrong, adam. {55820}{55879}you got to change|your associations. {55879}{55939}hell is for cowards,|for hypocrites, {55939}{56047}for people who fear|to live by the strength|of their own conviction. {56059}{56083}now, this is war! {56096}{56155}given the circumstances|and given the fact {56155}{56215}that we are alive|and they are not, {56215}{56263}we've all chosen|life over death. {56263}{56323}i mean, two wrongs|don't make a right, {56323}{56359}so our conviction|and execution {56359}{56407}would only mean|more death here,|not less. {56407}{56443}i don't know, boyd. {56443}{56538}just seems to me|ever since you started|this personal growth, {56550}{56623}self-help, power|fucking dysfunctional|fucking bullshit, {56627}{56683}you are all fucked up|in the head! {56683}{56719}don't even go there. {56731}{56791}you don't know|what the hell you're|talking about, all right? {56803}{56851}personal strength has|nothing to do with this. {56851}{56923}true, it's helped me|to unlock energies and see|my options more clearly, {56930}{56982}but to give it credit|for all of this {56982}{57043}is a little bit more|than they deserve. {57091}{57198}kyle: don't you think|we ought to say some|words over the bodies? {57223}{57295}what kind of words? {57295}{57363}like a...a prayer. {57422}{57466}go ahead. {57674}{57722}dear god... {57831}{57866}i don't fucking|know how to pray. {57866}{57903}say what's|on your mind. {57903}{57950}speak from the heart.|let it flow. {57950}{57998}[sighs] {58010}{58046}dear god... {58106}{58130}this is pathetic. {58130}{58155}you're pathetic. {58155}{58203}what did you say? {58214}{58237}you're not a team player. {58237}{58262}don't point at me. {58262}{58286}you've never been|a team player. {58286}{58322}that's why you don't|have any friends. {58322}{58346}what are you|talking about?|i have friends. {58358}{58382}the hell you do. {58382}{58406}the hell|i don't. {58406}{58442}you have|acquaintances. {58442}{58490}business friends,|superficial|golf buddies. {58490}{58514}you've always been|a fringe player. {58526}{58550}don't point at me. {58562}{58598}you have some|serious male-on-male|intimacy problems. {58598}{58622}what are you fucking|talking about? {58634}{58658}you can't deal|with men! {58666}{58717}guys, maybe now is|not the time for this. {58717}{58754}come on, fisher,|this is the perfect time. {58765}{58802}this is the real time.|we're in the moment. {58814}{58862}adam, your brother|and myself {58862}{58898}as well as several|others present {58910}{58933}have always felt|that you were {58933}{59041}a fully repressed,|living-in-major-denial,|lock-down flyboy. {59084}{59125}[chuckles]|what? {59125}{59185}fire in the hole,|big guy. {59189}{59233}what? {59245}{59340}dear god, please forgive us for|what we've done here tonight. {59340}{59377}we've lost our way. {59377}{59437}speaking for myself, {59437}{59533}i am deeply in|love with the woman|i'm about to marry, {59533}{59616}and i am very much|looking forward|to raising a family {59616}{59664}and being a positive|member of society. {59664}{59712}we promise,|if you forgive us, {59725}{59785}that we will never forget|this tragedy {59797}{59845}and we will try|with all our power {59857}{59905}to use it as|a daily reminder {59917}{59989}that we are on|this earth to do|good, not evil. {60001}{60073}let us move from|this day forward with|new spirit and purpose. {60085}{60121}you have given us|a second chance, {60133}{60170}so let us take|that second chance {60181}{60218}and use it to fuel|our fires of productivity {60229}{60313}so that the spirits|of the two people that|we buried here tonight {60313}{60397}can forever live on|in our good deeds|and positive achievements {60397}{60494}that we, from this day forward,|shall make our lives' work. {60494}{60553}thank you, god,|and once again, {60553}{60661}please give us your guidance|and your forgiveness. amen. {62347}{62371}hello? {62375}{62406}it's me. {62413}{62443}hey! {62443}{62502}i'm on the road.|we're running|a little late. {62507}{62550}really? how late? {62555}{62586}um...like an hour. {62586}{62648}honey, did you check|on the chairs? {62656}{62672}what? {62672}{62730}did you check|on the chairs?|ok. {62732}{62779}okwhat?|what? {62780}{62814}what. yeah.|what about the chairs? {62826}{62874}i left a message.|everything's|going to be ok. {62885}{62935}yeah? you sound|a little funny, honey. {62935}{62983}did you do the cocaine|last night? {62994}{63019}um...nope. {63031}{63103}i'm gonna be home|in, like, 4 hours,|ok, hon? {63110}{63151}did you have fun? {63159}{63187}was it fun, honey? {63195}{63247}adam: you think|he had kids? {63247}{63283}what? {63287}{63307}children. {63317}{63391}do you think that man|was a father? {63391}{63438}i don't know. {63438}{63486}i got a really bad|feeling... {63499}{63547}that he had children. {63547}{63643}i don't know.|i think he was too young|to have children. {63679}{63727}we're gonna burn|for this. {64050}{64075}[lois whistles] {64087}{64158}lois: come on, guys.|daddy's home.|let's go. adam jr. {64158}{64230}adam jr.:|where did you go, dad? {64233}{64291}today is the beginning|of the rest of our lives. {64299}{64326}hi, daddy! {64326}{64374}oh... {64381}{64422}honey! honey,|we have to go. {64427}{64470}my soccer game's|today. {64475}{64518}you were gonna drive|me and my friends.|you have to. {64525}{64567}nobody says anything|to anybody...ever. {64575}{64591}we're late. {64591}{64626}boyd: right? {64633}{64668}let's go. {64711}{64759}laura, voice-over:|the idea is to be able to,|like, look at everybody {64759}{64806}and know that they're all|in the same wedding, right? {64806}{64866}i mean, i just want to|make sure that everything's|sort of pressed. {64866}{64926}i don't want to look|like it's been hanging|on a hanger all the time. {64926}{64974}i want everything|to be, like... {64974}{65035}i just want them to all|look like they're just...|you know, clean. {65035}{65083}here, let me... {65083}{65178}let me help--|i'll help you with that.|your nails are filthy. {65178}{65238}i don't care--|like, just for the day, {65238}{65298}all i ask is that|they're clean for the day. {65298}{65358}after that, i don't care|what happens, ok? {65360}{65381}ok. {65381}{65406}hi, boyd.|hey. {65414}{65490}ok, um, basically...|are you gonna stand|like this? {65490}{65586}i'll stand any way|you would like me|to stand. {65586}{65627}[laughs] {65627}{65658}michael... {65668}{65706}mike--what is--|what happened here? {65718}{65790}he gave me a collar|center because i have|an irregular size. {65790}{65814}an irreg-- {65814}{65885}i'm in between sizes.|my neck is wide, and... {65887}{65921}this looks like|it hurts.|it does. {65921}{65958}does it hurt?|yeah. i can't|really breathe. {65958}{66018}is this your shirt?|did you bring this,|or is this theirs? {66030}{66099}it's theirs.|ok, well, this is just|totally unacceptable. {66099}{66149}how are you feeling?|put your arms down. {66149}{66239}if you can just take it in|on the sides right here...|right here. right here. {66293}{66330}[telephone ringing] {66365}{66437}he's got two kids,|goddamn it,|just like i said! {66437}{66473}two fucking kids,|goddamn it! {66486}{66593}calm the fuck down!|let's move on past|the fucking blaming shit. {66593}{66630}ok, now, where'd|you get this? {66630}{66678}at the newsstand|on third. {66678}{66726}fucking boyd,|that fucking idiot! {66726}{66797}goddamn it,|they're onto us!|they're not onto us. {66881}{66930}boyd, did you read|the paper? {66939}{66965}is that him?|is that him?|give me that! {66978}{67002}goddamn it, calm down. {67002}{67085}boyd, you fucking idiot!|this shit is coming down, man! {67096}{67121}that's just nothing. {67121}{67181}that's just a stupid|missing persons thing,|that's all. {67190}{67209}you got us into this mess! {67217}{67253}i did?|from what i remember, {67253}{67301}it was your rat-fuck|brother that decided|to play chop suey {67313}{67349}with the hooker's|fucking head. {67352}{67385}will you shut up?!|calm down. {67385}{67438}shut up! these fucking|phones aren't secure,|goddamn it! {67444}{67505}just lighten up,|would you, please,|adam? all right? {67505}{67565}just show some|character. walk through|some fucking fear. {67576}{67601}don't talk to me|about character, pal. {67613}{67649}watch the tone,|fella, ok? {67652}{67673}fuck you, boyd!|give me the phone. {67684}{67745}fuck you, too,|snake-eyes,|cocksucker! {67745}{67781}fuck you!|shut up. boyd? {67781}{67829}they have my credit card|imprint, you know that? {67829}{67865}he hung up, goddamn it! {67865}{67913}fucking asshole! {67915}{67949}fucking... {67949}{68023}look what you did,|goddamn it!|look what you did! {68029}{68107}refocus...your mind! {68111}{68215}control...|your...fear! {68221}{68263}[kids chanting repetitively] {68395}{68419}knock it off! {68431}{68467}hey, don't snap at them. {68467}{68491}they're making me nuts! {68503}{68527}no, they're singing. {68527}{68563}it's a disgusting song. {68563}{68599}well, you taught it|to them. {68603}{68633}[kids arguing] {68633}{68681}lois:|guys! guys, be quiet. {68681}{68777}your daddy's in|a really, really bad mood,|and if you're really good, {68787}{68837}you're gonna get|some whizzers--|i promise. {68839}{68873}both: whizzers! {68875}{68936}we want whizzers!|we want whizzers! {68936}{69008}lois: ok? ok, yeah.|high-five. all right. {69019}{69068}kids: we want whizzers!|we want whizzers! {69080}{69116}we want whizzers! {69125}{69188}we want whizzers!|whizzers! whizzers! {69188}{69260}whizzers! whizzers!|whizzers! whizzers! {69260}{69356}whizzers! whizzers!|whizzers! whizzers! {69356}{69403}whizzers! whizzers! {69403}{69440}whizzers! whizzers! {69440}{69512}whizzers! whizzers!|whizzers! {69514}{69596}we want whizzers!|we want whizzers! {69601}{69644}we want whizzers! {69648}{69680}[police radio] {69680}{69714}[kids' chanting continues] {69994}{70052}hey, how do you like|the minivan? {70058}{70124}kids: we want whizzers!|we want whizzers! {70129}{70159}we want whizzers! {70170}{70244}we want whizzers!|we want whizzers! {70250}{70292}we want whizzers! {70299}{70352}so, how do you like|your minivan? {70354}{70376}fine. {70376}{70400}whizzers! {70407}{70448}we want whizzers! {70472}{70520}[adam swears] {70520}{70592}no, no, honey.|honey, go in there and|get them some whizzers. {70598}{70640}what?|they're screaming|for whizzers. {70640}{70699}just go in there|and get some whizzers. {70699}{70736}i'm not going in there. {70736}{70796}they are screaming|like monsters.|it's giving me a headache. {70807}{70868}i used the credit card|so i don't have|to go in there! {70868}{70903}go get them|some fucking whizzers! {70903}{70940}whizzers! whizzers!|whizzers! {70943}{70975}kids: whizzers! whizzers! {70975}{71047}thank you. go.|please. whizzers. {71054}{71083}kids: we want whizzers! {71083}{71119}love you! {71336}{71371}fucking whizzers! {71489}{71527}man: excuse me. {71531}{71575}[police radio] {71575}{71647}yeah. sure.|no--no problem. {71653}{71719}aah! oh! aah! {71719}{71767}ooh! aah! jeez! {71779}{71827}i'm sorry.|i--i got it. {71827}{71875}i got it. sorry!|i'm sorry. {71875}{71911}just leave it. {71916}{71971}leave it|and get out. {71971}{71995}i'm--i'm sorry. {72007}{72031}officer:|buddy, you ok? {72034}{72055}hey--whoa! {72055}{72139}clerk: what the hell|is wrong with you? {72139}{72187}just get out! {72187}{72211}lois: yay! {72211}{72271}kids: dad's got the whizzers!|dad's got the whizzers! {72271}{72343}dad's got the whizzers!|dad's got the whizzers! {72343}{72379}here he comes! {72383}{72415}where are the whizzers? {72415}{72463}they didn't have|any whizzers. {72463}{72511}what do you mean,|they don't have|any whizzers? {72511}{72559}they didn't have any|fucking whizzers, ok?! {72559}{72583}what are you doing?! {72593}{72642}what is your problem?!|what isyour|goddamn problem? {72650}{72669}aah! {72678}{72715}kids: dad! {72822}{72859}oh, oh... {72935}{72955}nice to see you. {72955}{72990}oh, my god! {72990}{73014}[giggling] {73027}{73074}you look so beautiful!|i love that dress. {73074}{73134}oh, my god...|have you seen amanda?|oh, my god, come here. {73134}{73207}she's wearing the same|exact dress she wore|to heidi's wedding. {73207}{73231}i'm losing it, fish. {73242}{73279}hey, now--|how's it going? {73279}{73338}nice to see you.|nice to see you. {73338}{73398}i got a migraine like|a fucking monkey kicking|in the side of my-- {73398}{73470}i get you, i get you.|hi. hi, cynthia.|nice to see you. {73470}{73506}hi, mr. and mrs. wilshire. {73506}{73530}fish. fish-- {73530}{73578}i'm sorry,|i'm not myself. {73578}{73614}just, please, not now. {73614}{73650}where's|the bathroom? {73650}{73686}it's just past--|where's the fucking|bathroom?! {73686}{73722}it's past the bar!|excuse me. {73811}{73891}here's a picture|of kyle, age 4, {73903}{73975}and his good friend,|jo-jo the mule. {73977}{73999}[laughing] {73999}{74035}now... {74042}{74107}evidently,|when they got to camp, {74113}{74191}kyle and boyd over there|had some serious arguments. {74200}{74227}try and get me|in the mouth. {74227}{74251}shh. {74261}{74311}mr. fisher: ...who exactly|was kyle's best friend, {74316}{74359}boyd or the mule? {74363}{74431}boyd: well,|fish had a less than|normal relationship {74438}{74466}with that ass. {74471}{74490}[guests chortling] {74502}{74562}kyle: you're|just jealous, boyd. {74562}{74623}mr. fisher:|well, be that as it may, {74629}{74695}after camp came football, {74707}{74742}and for those of you {74742}{74825}who didn't follow|the sports pages back in 1977, {74825}{74909}you might not remember|the peewee powerhouse|of oklahoma, {74909}{74983}who, under the leadership|of yours truly, {74997}{75103}managed to roll to|an auspicious league record|of 0 for 12... {75129}{75236}scoring exactly|not one damn touchdown. {75240}{75312}[speech continues] {75317}{75372}lois:|where are you going? {75375}{75409}oh...ho ho! {75409}{75481}he was a husky kid then,|and he's a husky kid now... {75490}{75536}whose great talent|was persistence. {75540}{75577}they showed up. {75577}{75612}[whispering] {75612}{75696}mr. fisher:|they didn't score much.|they didn't score at all. {75700}{75744}ha ha! but they showed up. {75751}{75852}so...now i'd like|to propose my toast... {75852}{75959}to the groom and...|his wonderful bride. {75978}{76008}god bless. {76008}{76032}god bless. {76032}{76068}god bless. {76104}{76152}adam,|what's wrong, man? {76152}{76188}[gasping] {76188}{76236}i can't--|i can't fucking breathe. {76248}{76271}what's wrong? {76271}{76308}fish, i'm sorry.|boyd: ok! {76308}{76343}you're freaking me|out, brother. {76343}{76392}that was definitely|not cool--definitely|inappropriate behavior. {76404}{76428}just shut up|for a second. {76440}{76476}negative!|this is not what|you've worked out {76476}{76512}in terms of|self-management|here, adam. {76512}{76548}come on!|pull it together. {76548}{76584}he's having|some kind|of problem? {76584}{76620}what's the problem,|adam? {76620}{76680}what is|the fucking|problem, huh? {76680}{76716}come on. {76718}{76776}i just--i just--|we're gonna get caught. {76776}{76812}we're not gonna|get caught. {76812}{76848}i know we're gonna|get caught. {76848}{76884}they're eyeballing|my minivan. {76884}{76920}who?|what? {76927}{76957}at the minimart. {76957}{77005}what the hell are|you talking about? {77005}{77040}they're|smoking me out!|who's smoking you out? {77040}{77088}nobody is|smoking you out! {77088}{77112}shut up! {77112}{77136}laura: kyle! {77136}{77173}yeah? what, hon? {77173}{77197}honey...|yeah? {77197}{77232}is everything ok? {77232}{77268}yeah, everything's fine.|great. {77280}{77340}ok. can we go|back inside? {77340}{77377}yeah. sure. {77377}{77460}honey,now.now.|can we go inside? {77460}{77508}i just have these...|um, we have these... {77508}{77568}yeah, we got, uh...|groomsmen's last-minute|preparations to make. {77568}{77628}we've got a rehearsal|dinner going on inside. {77628}{77664}dad, everything's|fine, ok? {77664}{77712}i'm in the middle|of my goddamn toast|in there! {77712}{77760}why don't the two of you|go back inside, {77760}{77808}you get back into the toast,|and i'll be back in, ok? {77808}{77845}so just go on, please. {77845}{77904}honey, we have|a rehearsal dinner|here, ok? {77904}{77952}boyd: everything's|beautiful. your wife|looks beautiful, {77952}{78000}except for|what you did to|her fucking nose. {78000}{78060}adam, the timing fucking|sucks on this here. {78060}{78108}we got the rehearsal|dinner thing right now. {78108}{78156}you never gave|a damn about anyone|but yourself. {78156}{78192}you're a fucking|reject, ok? {78192}{78228}you eat my ass! {78233}{78252}hey!|eat my ass! {78256}{78287}boyd:|this doesn't help! {78287}{78348}if youevertouch|my minivan again, {78348}{78396}you are going to be|very sorry, brother! {78408}{78432}very fucking sorry! {78432}{78492}you are aloser!|loser?! {78492}{78552}loser! you're a--|you think your shit's|so fucking righteous? {78552}{78608}you were right there,|right there with us--|side by fucking side. {78608}{78659}you murdered|that girl! {78659}{78720}you murdered her!|you're a murderer!|murderer! {78731}{78768}keep it fucking down!|keep your fucking voice-- {78780}{78804}shut your fucking mouth. {78804}{78852}i didn't do|anything, ok?|yes, you did. {78852}{78900}i might just|turn your little|pathetic ass in. {78900}{78935}how about that, pal? {78935}{78959}did you hear that? {78972}{78996}boyd: adam,|calm down, ok? {79007}{79055}adam: i'm not|gonna calm down!|i can't do this! {79055}{79103}i can't do this!|i'm telling you,|they-- {79103}{79151}it won't work!|it cannot work! {79160}{79199}ithasworked!|itisworking! {79208}{79227}it's done! {79235}{79283}i'm telling you,|they've got|fiber optics, {79283}{79307}they've got|dna samples, {79320}{79355}they've got|fbi scientists-- {79355}{79427}the fucking internet,|goddamn it! {79427}{79512}they figure this shit|out! they figure it out|every fucking time! {79512}{79583}they won't figure it out.|you've just got to relax. {79583}{79643}i've got children.|i've got a life! {79643}{79691}your kids are|one crutch away|from a telethon. {79691}{79727}you got a frigid,|swamp-hog wife-- {79738}{79764}you fuck! {79764}{79823}laura: kyle!|what is going on?! {79823}{79884}jesus! what is--|are they fighting|over there? {79884}{79955}no, baby--|baby, they are fighting|over there! {79955}{80015}now, what the fuck|is--aah! aah! {80015}{80063}boyd:|back off, michael!|that's enough! {80063}{80099}goddamn it,|back off! {80099}{80135}you are not going|to ruin this for us! {80147}{80183}you will not|ruin it for us! {80183}{80231}this is gonna stop.|you fucking go home! {80231}{80255}you fucking|murderer! {80267}{80291}back off!|he's gone! {80299}{80339}you're a fucking loser!|you're a loser! {80339}{80375}you need to take|a time-out. {80382}{80435}go home!|go home, you|fucking murderer! {80435}{80459}fucking loser! {80469}{80507}go home,|you fucking|murderer! {80507}{80578}easy, easy!|we got to go back in.|we got to go back in. {80578}{80626}the problem is gone, ok?|time out. {80639}{80687}oh, fuck.|we got to get in there. {80687}{80747}listen. we're gonna|go back inside, {80747}{80795}we're gonna|collect ourselves. {80807}{80854}adam...are you cool? {80854}{80891}no, boyd. {80902}{80939}no! {80939}{80998}i am definitely|not cool! {81005}{81024}[starts engine] {81035}{81083}all right,|problem child is leaving. {81094}{81131}back inside, ok? {81142}{81179}just get the fuck|out of here! {81179}{81202}[tires squealing] {81212}{81250}go home, you fuck! {81311}{81342}pull it together.|i got my whole fucking|family in there. {81342}{81383}just get it|the fuck over with. {81391}{81434}[tires screeching] {81469}{81490}[muttering] {81490}{81514}[tires squealing] {81723}{81765}what do you want?! {81767}{81814}[revs engine] {81886}{81946}mr. fucking minivan. {81953}{81994}[revving engine] {81994}{82030}get the hell|out of here, mike! {82090}{82114}[tires squealing] {82120}{82162}he's gonna take out|my minivan! {82186}{82210}don't you dare! {82210}{82258}hey, hey, hey--|my god! {82292}{82342}aah!|fucking christ! {82378}{82414}oh... {82420}{82462}oh... {82470}{82534}so it was some sort|of accident? {82534}{82582}yeah. he, uh...|he didn't realize. {82593}{82642}i guess he just lost|control of the car. {82642}{82690}was there some sort|of argument? {82697}{82726}no, nothing like that. {82731}{82786}we heard there was|some arguing going on. {82786}{82846}what, some kind of|sibling muscle-flex thing? {82854}{82917}boyd: no, no, no.|they love each other. {82924}{83002}just, uh...we were|all just outside,|just talking. {83012}{83050}we were just talking. {83054}{83110}what were you|talking about? {83122}{83170}uh, the wedding... {83170}{83206}married...wedding... {83211}{83254}yeah, how it's probably|going to be the last time {83265}{83313}for all of us|to be together...|to see each other... {83313}{83361}before he gets married.|married. i'm|getting married. {83368}{83422}a lot of people seem|to think there was|some hostility. {83433}{83457}unh! {83494}{83529}how the fuck am i|supposed to comment {83540}{83565}on what a lot of other|people thought, huh? {83565}{83602}i mean, listen, {83602}{83650}we've all suffered|an incredible trauma|here, {83650}{83722}and we're in full-on|grieving mode right now, {83722}{83781}and your questions|are just a little bit|poorly timed. {83794}{83853}do you understand?|thank you very much,|officer randone. {83853}{83877}easy, boyd. {83877}{83925}no "easy boyd."|don't give me that shit. {83925}{83985}i got a friend in there|in pieces, for god's sakes. {83992}{84045}how about a little|sensitivity, huh? {84094}{84177}there was no fighting|going on or nothing.|yeah. {84188}{84225}unh, unh, unh! {84227}{84285}randone: what was|that guy's name? {84297}{84321}robert boyd. {84328}{84357}unh, unh, unh! {84360}{84405}excuse me... {84408}{84453}his situation|is critical. {84457}{84525}he's, uh...asking|to speak to his wife. {84537}{84561}yes? {84571}{84680}it's bad. i just want|to warn you of what|you're going to see... {84706}{84742}unh! {84808}{84838}[monitor beeping] {84904}{84932}[adam whispering] {85162}{85196}[monitor alarm sounds] {85196}{85294}woman: he's in defib.|gonna have to step away, ma'am. {85300}{85342}10 of lidocaine. {85344}{85376}man: clear. {85378}{85424}more blood here.|more blood. {85424}{85473}second man:|charge 300. clear. {85481}{85522}woman: nothing. {85524}{85605}man: he's got nothing|left in his heart.|i've got nothing. {85613}{85653}woman:|i'm gonna call it. {85653}{85690}time of death,|11:58 p.m. {85690}{85738}man: i'm very sorry.|he's dead. {85738}{85773}what did he say? {85773}{85821}man: i'm sorry,|he's dead. {85821}{85845}what? {85845}{85907}you--why are you|walking away? {85907}{85963}what are you|walking away for? {85975}{86049}what are you|walking away for? {86049}{86120}[country music playing] {86122}{86181}the need to know is clear: {86181}{86265}what did adam tell lois? {86265}{86373}that's the name of the game.|what did adam tell lois?|what does lois know? {86467}{86491}yeah. {86723}{86778}i killed my brother. {86907}{86968}i killed my brother.|i killed my brother. {86968}{86992}all right. {86992}{87077}i ran my brother down|in cold blood.|i ran him down. {87082}{87125}i killed my brother.|i killed my brother. {87132}{87149}come on. {87149}{87232}i killed my brother.|i killed my brother. {87244}{87268}it's time to pay the man. {87278}{87324}[rambling incoherently] {87398}{87470}goddamn it! it's time|to pay the man! {87470}{87506}just take it easy! {87506}{87544}it's time to pay!|take it easy! {87544}{87580}listen to me.|easy! {87580}{87640}you kill one man,|and you're|a murderer, ok? {87640}{87700}you kill all,|and you are god. {87700}{87759}ok, just take it easy.|i killed my-- {87759}{87796}take it-- {87796}{87844}you motherfucker! {87848}{87891}aah! {87891}{87927}aah! unh! {87939}{87975}never! {87975}{88035}the memory of|the just is blessed, {88035}{88083}while the name|of the wicked|shallrot! {88083}{88120}get the--get the car. {88120}{88179}the evil that men do|lives after us.|you hear me? {88181}{88216}easy.|get off me! {88228}{88264}get off me! {88264}{88336}the memory of|the just is blessed,|while the name-- {88336}{88372}boyd: pick him up. {88372}{88444}it's time|to confess your sins!|confess our sins! {88456}{88492}keep your voice|down, michael. {88492}{88528}open the door! {88528}{88566}just shut your face! {88566}{88601}get in the car! {88601}{88649}get in there.|come on! {88649}{88709}the memory of the just|is blessed, {88709}{88769}while the name of|the wicked shall rot! {88769}{88793}michael! michael! {88793}{88841}you will control|your conditioned|response. {88841}{88889}you will|pull yourself|together, mister! {88889}{88936}all right!|are you hearing me? {88936}{88960}yes. {88960}{88997}jesus.|he's cracked up. {88997}{89069}i'm not cracking up!|he is not|cracking up! {89127}{89161}what have we done? {89171}{89213}what did you ask me? {89225}{89260}i said,|what have we done? {89271}{89321}[tires squealing] {89321}{89380}yes, you did. now,|that is the question. {89380}{89465}that is exactly|the question we should|be asking ourselves. {89465}{89549}"what have we done?"|why don't you tell us.|what have we done? {89561}{89621}i just want|to get married.|exactly! {89621}{89669}exactly my point.|what's your|fucking point? {89669}{89717}i'm not talking|to you, moore. {89717}{89789}what's your point?!|what's your point?! {89837}{89908}you want to know|what you're doing here? {89908}{89957}you are love-pumping. {89993}{90076}you are protecting|all that is sacred|and beautiful {90076}{90161}and in sync with poetry|and sunsets {90161}{90209}and little|newborn babies. {90209}{90256}you're walking the walk. {90266}{90327}this is it, fisher--|the real stuff. {90329}{90376}you love this woman, {90382}{90485}and nothing--|absolutely nothing--|supersedes love, man. {90496}{90520}nothing! {90520}{90592}i love you,|i love moore,|i love michael. {90592}{90640}this car is|full of love! {90640}{90712}but trust me,|we will do|what it takes-- {90724}{90772}whatever it takes. {90820}{90868}[muffled yelling] {91012}{91108}love does not lose. {91110}{91144}[man singing in hebrew] {91144}{91180}[high-pitched sobbing] {92032}{92080}michael. michael--|oh, michael... {92080}{92139}i'm so sorry.|i'm so sorry. {92139}{92200}no, it's not|your fault.|it's not your fault. {92200}{92259}[singing in hebrew] {92259}{92307}i'll get you|a new minivan. {92319}{92367}then you can be|the soccer mom. {92367}{92415}you're|the soccer mom!|steady, boy. {92415}{92463}no, it's not|your fault. {92463}{92548}no--michael,|watch the nose.|the nose! {92550}{92571}oh, michael. {92571}{92619}michael,|come on, let's go. {92619}{92654}oh, god. oh, oh! {92656}{92704}[michael ranting|incoherently] {92948}{92991}i'm sorry! {92991}{93039}i'm sorry! {93041}{93075}i'm sorry! {93075}{93123}woman:|oh! oh, my god! {93123}{93159}i'm sorry! {93159}{93196}[screaming] {93232}{93266}canceled?! {93278}{93304}canceled? {93306}{93340}you're out of|your fucking mind. {93340}{93376}nobody's talking|about canceling. {93376}{93412}i'm just talking|about modifying. {93418}{93448}no way. no way! {93454}{93484}can we just|talk it through? {93486}{93544}talkwhatthrough?|lookit, lookit... {93544}{93580}we are locked and|loaded here, right? {93580}{93615}i mean,|we are nonrefundable. {93624}{93700}i have family at|the airport as we speak, {93700}{93759}getting ready|to come here to see|us get married. {93759}{93808}do you understand?|i have a table full|of presents out there. {93808}{93856}[telephone ringing]|just answer it! {93915}{93939}hello? {93945}{93976}kyle, it's lois. {93976}{94048}i was up at adam's study,|and i found a note. {94048}{94096}it seems to be|some sort of confession {94105}{94192}about some horrible|thing he did to a woman|in las vegas, and... {94200}{94239}buried outside|of vegas, about boyd|being the ringleader... {94239}{94287}she wants to know what|the hell's going on. i'm|starting to freak out. {94295}{94348}we're goosed.|we're not goosed.|what's her disposition? {94355}{94396}regarding what?|did she sound pissed,|scared, hostile? {94407}{94454}did she say anything|about calling the police? {94456}{94503}no, but she's definitely|pissed and hostile, {94510}{94551}and she clearly is|starting to think that|something's not right. {94560}{94599}we're goosed--|goosed by god! {94610}{94671}michael, would you please|calm down, all right?|what did you tell her? {94676}{94732}i told her i had no idea|what adam was talking|about in that letter. {94734}{94780}did she believe you?|i have no idea. {94784}{94816}you can tell when|people believe you.|it's obvious. {94822}{94852}i don't have that skill,|but if i had to guess, {94864}{94898}i'd say that she|in no way believed me. {94900}{94924}goosed!|shut up. {94924}{94948}goosed!|stop it. {94958}{94984}goosed!|what's goosed? {94996}{95044}would you give him|another pill?|he's already had two. {95056}{95092}give him two more. {95092}{95140}we are goosed! {95140}{95188}open sesame. {95188}{95248}jesus, boyd,|you're gonna o.d. him.|suck my ass! {95248}{95284}goosed! {95284}{95332}man: hey! {95332}{95366}lois: i never|liked you, boyd. {95366}{95403}you're a sneaky|little fuck--|always have been. {95403}{95451}what are you|talking about? {95454}{95475}don't sweet-lip me. {95487}{95559}i don't understand where|this personal attack|is coming from. {95562}{95619}you're a liar.|i want to know what|happened in vegas. {95625}{95654}nothing happened|in vegas. {95667}{95715}i don't want|to hear it|from the liar, {95726}{95774}so stick a plug|in it, boyd. {95779}{95835}fisher, what|happened in vegas? {95951}{95991}nothing happened|in vegas. {95999}{96040}moore? {96040}{96094}nothing|happened, lois. {96154}{96184}michael... {96328}{96394}do you have something|to tell me? {96423}{96495}michael, just tell lois|nothing happened in vegas. {96495}{96543}shut up, boyd!|shut up. {96543}{96580}michael... {96615}{96650}michael... {96650}{96723}goosed.|what? {96843}{96880}lois, we were bad. {96880}{96963}we were very, very...|we were very, very bad. {96966}{97047}he's just upset about adam.|we're all a little upset. {97052}{97107}michael,|michael, michael...|what did you do? {97146}{97178}uh... {97429}{97465}nothing. {97465}{97513}nothing happened|in vegas. {97522}{97585}all right,|i'll call the police. {97585}{97644}i will call the police|right now {97657}{97692}if i don't start|getting some answers. {97692}{97753}please calm down, lois.|fuck you, boyd. {97757}{97801}just take it easy, ok?|enough of this. {97809}{97849}nothing|happened, lois. {97853}{97897}nothing happened.|nothing happened.|nothing happened. {97905}{97957}i am going to count|to 5, and i will|call the police, {97968}{98016}and then we'll find out|what happened. one... {98016}{98040}mike: goosed! {98040}{98088}two...|please don't make|this situation {98088}{98149}3...|any more tense than it|has to be, all right? {98160}{98197}4...|just relax,|would you? {98197}{98245}i am calling|the fucking police! {98245}{98281}ok, here's the deal! {98430}{98498}adam slept with|a prostitute in vegas. {98647}{98699}he was sick|with guilt. {98915}{98951}yeah. {98963}{99023}it's true.|no. {99025}{99095}it wasn't|the first time. {99139}{99190}adam had a... {99190}{99274}adam had a thing|for...prostitutes. {99442}{99490}my adam? {99490}{99538}[crying] {99717}{99789}my adam? no... {99797}{99837}[sobbing]|i don't believe it. {99846}{99920}i don't believe it.|it's not true. {99920}{99968}not my adam! {99971}{100029}we're very, very sorry. {100032}{100065}you're lying! {100068}{100113}you're a bunch|of liars! {100118}{100148}i don't believe you! {100158}{100209}watch your fingers,|watch your toes. {100209}{100268}all right, fellas,|i want you to listen to me. {100268}{100316}now, mommy's going to take|a little time-out, {100316}{100364}and bunker's going to|keep you guys company, {100376}{100448}and everything's going|to be ok--i promise. {100448}{100496}ok? {100533}{100568}ok. {100605}{100629}take my cell phone. {100629}{100677}after you drop|the kids off,|take michael home. {100677}{100712}put a couple drinks|in him so he'll sleep. {100712}{100748}i don't think|that's a good idea. {100748}{100784}just do it.|i'll call you later. {100784}{100808}what are you doing? {100808}{100878}i'm gonna take care|of business. {100878}{100902}what doesthatmean? {100902}{100962}what does that mean?|are you insane? {100962}{101010}do you actually think|i would hurt lois? {101022}{101070}she's the mother|of these kids,|for christ's sakes. {101070}{101094}what's wrong with you? {101094}{101166}you got a real nasty side|to your thought process. {101178}{101200}[bunker barking] {101200}{101274}kyle: look,|i'm sorry. it's|just for tonight. {101274}{101346}lois is a mess,|michael is upset,|everybody's upset. {101346}{101370}shut up! {101378}{101406}ok, i amnotcanceling|this wedding. {101406}{101442}i don't want you to.|i won't even discuss it. {101442}{101478}nobody's|discussing it, ok? {101478}{101526}i'm just gonna bring|them back home. i'm|gonna come right back. {101528}{101576}you have to pick up the cake|in the morning, early. {101586}{101648}don't we have somebody|to do that for us? {101652}{101708}yeah. you.|[bunker barking] {101716}{101756}what...? {101756}{101780}ok. ok. {101790}{101814}aah! {101828}{101862}[sobbing] {101866}{101910}why did i have to... {101910}{101972}aw, jesus|fucking christ! {102014}{102062}evil bastards! {102080}{102140}aah, you hear|that buzzing, fish? {102140}{102164}buzzing? {102172}{102212}yeah, like a... {102212}{102296}like a fucking chirping|in the back of my skull. {102332}{102368}i don't hear anything. {102368}{102440}yeah, well,|it's a nasty problem. {102440}{102476}deedee? deedee. {102476}{102548}boom! bing, bing, bing.|bam, bam, bam. {102763}{102799}[lois snoring] {102899}{102931}[glass slammed on table] {102931}{102967}mike: ahh... {102967}{103075}dad used to bring home|these sparklers for me|and adam, you know? {103075}{103111}[laughing] {103111}{103147}sparklers! {103151}{103195}we'd go out back,|the 3 of us, {103199}{103243}and we'd hold it up|to the sky {103243}{103303}and watch|the explosions of light|and sparks, you know, {103303}{103375}and dad would be all,|"wait for it. here it comes.|watch for it. {103375}{103423}ok, here it comes.|here comes the wah-hoo." {103427}{103447}wah-hoo? {103447}{103507}wah-hoo! the sparkler|would burn hot, {103517}{103555}then hotter,|then even hotter, {103567}{103615}and then there'd be this|one moment of pure burn {103627}{103675}when that little fucker|would cook perfect--|just perfect. {103687}{103747}it would only last a second,|but that second was it. {103747}{103771}it wasit. {103781}{103819}and that's what dad had us|looking for, man. {103825}{103867}are you with me?|the wah-hoo moment? {103867}{103915}that's exactly right.|that's what i'm driving at: {103924}{103975}man burning at|his absolute-- {103975}{104011}all the forces|coming together, {104011}{104071}burning just perfect-- {104071}{104095}perfect harmony. {104095}{104130}that's what|i'm driving at. {104136}{104167}are you with me? {104167}{104202}i think so. {104206}{104250}i've been looking|for that flash. {104250}{104287}i've been looking,|and i've been looking, {104287}{104335}and i can't find it. {104335}{104370}and what if it|already happened,|you know? {104370}{104394}my moment. {104406}{104473}what if it happened,|and i didn't even|see it? {104598}{104622}lois? {104646}{104683}lois? {104683}{104707}adam... {104707}{104754}no, it's boyd. {104754}{104788}i just want you|to know {104788}{104836}just how much|i didn't appreciate {104836}{104884}that|personal attack. {104932}{104956}i'm really offended! {104956}{105005}uhh! no! {105005}{105040}[muffled cries] {105124}{105148}uhh! {105172}{105244}you picked the wrong woman,|motherfucker! {105268}{105304}aaaahhhhh! {105304}{105387}auuuuughh god! {105387}{105436}ahhhhhh! {105436}{105460}ow! {105464}{105496}it's over, baby. {105544}{105580}i'm gonna|turn myself in. {105587}{105616}no.|after the wedding,|of course. {105623}{105664}after the wedding,|out of respect. {105664}{105700}i don't think|that's a good|idea-- {105702}{105736}no, no, no, no, no.|you don't understand. {105736}{105772}out of respect|for fisher. {105772}{105808}out of respect|for you-- {105808}{105832}listen to me,|listen to me-- {105843}{105880}respect for your wife {105880}{105939}and your wedding,|ok? all right? {105939}{105963}do you hear where|i am here? {105971}{105988}i appreciate it. {105988}{106024}you're just being|too hard on yourself. {106024}{106048}no, no, no, no, no. {106060}{106084}this is my doing, ok? {106084}{106119}just stop. {106119}{106143}i'm gonna have a spark|of my own, all right? {106204}{106223}ahh! {106228}{106262}jesus! {106324}{106348}aah! {106398}{106442}get up! {106514}{106562}you're mine! {106564}{106586}i'm gonna do this for lois... {106624}{106648}[glass breaks] {106648}{106672}and for my brother... {106706}{106743}and for the kids... {106778}{106826}i'm gonna turn myself in,|'cause i'm all that. {106826}{106850}shh! {106850}{106886}aaaaahhhhhh! {106944}{106993}mike: [drunk] i've|thinked it over, fish. {106993}{107017}kyle:|what is it? {107017}{107041}listen... {107054}{107091}if you think|about names, {107091}{107138}you know,|babies... {107138}{107186}michael's|a pretty|good one, {107186}{107234}you know? {107234}{107283}this stuff will|be over, right? {107295}{107330}fish? fish? {107330}{107354}[telephone rings] {107378}{107426}you know what|i'm saying? {107426}{107451}hello? {107459}{107499}[breathless]|ok, here's the deal. {107499}{107547}and it's a good one.|lois is cool. {107547}{107607}it's a pacified|situation. {107607}{107666}whoa, whoa.|what do you mean? {107669}{107727}she's resting,|she's comfortable. {107731}{107762}the only thing is, {107762}{107810}you still got|michael there,|right? right? {107810}{107834}yeah. {107847}{107871}ok, great. {107883}{107919}she wants to see him|in person. {107926}{107955}she, uh... {107955}{108003}she needs to grieve|with her family. {108003}{108050}just a little|family time. {108050}{108086}right now?|yeah. {108086}{108123}well, isn't it|a little late? {108123}{108206}get over here|and don't be so|goddamn selfish! {108351}{108423}boyd:|ok, you guys|wait in the car. {108423}{108471}i'm gonna|take him in. {108471}{108519}she just wants to|see him alone. {108519}{108567}mike: lois wants|to see me? {108567}{108615}here we go,|big guy. {108615}{108650}upsy-daisy! {108650}{108687}[drunken stammer] {108687}{108746}yes. she wants|a big hug,|big family hug. {108758}{108778}come on. {108782}{108818}one foot in front|of the other... {108830}{108850}there you go. {108854}{108878}mike:|hey, fisher?|kyle: yeah? {108878}{108939}i'm gonna do this,|and then we're gonna|go to fatburger. {108939}{108974}ok, big guy. {109022}{109046}boyd: lois is|in the house. {109046}{109106}come on, michael,|get in the house. {109190}{109238}[door opens and closes] {109466}{109502}you know... {109538}{109610}i'm thinking about|maybe making a move. {109610}{109634}a move? {109634}{109694}yeah. greenpeace. {109694}{109718}greenpeace? {109718}{109742}yeah. yeah. yeah. {109742}{109802}maybe go up to|the north pole,|the arctic. {109802}{109886}tag polar bears|with dart guns. {109886}{109946}i've always had|pretty good aim. {109958}{109994}[gunshot] {110114}{110174}[footsteps] {110307}{110343}[sighs] {110618}{110679}michael was in love|with lois. {110679}{110750}that's what|michael and adam|were arguing about {110750}{110798}in the parking lot. {110801}{110857}michael killed adam|in a jealous rage, {110857}{110904}lois rejected michael, {110904}{110975}he strangled her|to death... {110975}{111068}and he shot himself|in the head. {111068}{111116}happens all the time. {111219}{111315}that lois, she fought|like a fucking comanche. {111375}{111435}man: well, i don't see how this|could have been kept from you. {111440}{111495}last month, adam and lois|changed their will. {111495}{111580}they requested that you two,|as a married couple, {111588}{111628}be custodians of record|for their estate, {111633}{111741}including all properties,|cash holdings,|security holdings, {111778}{111814}and...children. {111822}{111909}adam had a $500,000 term|life insurance policy. {111912}{111944}what does that mean? {111946}{112004}that means we have|$500,000 to help|raise the kids. {112006}{112027}no!|yes. {112027}{112046}no!|yes. {112054}{112089}actually, no. {112093}{112185}adam failed to make|his last payment,|so his term life lapsed. {112195}{112269}but he did have|a pension account|worth $150,000 {112273}{112331}and the house,|valued at 350,000. {112331}{112368}ok, so where does|that leave us? {112368}{112416}150 and 350, {112416}{112464}that takes us back up|to 500,000. {112464}{112512}not even close.|the property value's down. {112512}{112572}the house is worth|100,000 less... {112572}{112631}3 credit cards... {112636}{112678}the minivan payments... {112686}{112772}and the income|and the state taxes|assessed on his i.r.a... {112776}{112836}that leaves you|in the neighborhood of... {112848}{112931}$14,223. {112940}{112968}are you fucking|kidding me? {113012}{113074}timmy: the hell did|you do that for,|you little asshole? {113076}{113122}what are you|gonna do about it,|you little fucker? {113122}{113156}come on, hit me! {113160}{113219}secretary: hey, hey,|come on--enough,|enough, enough. {113226}{113255}[children fighting] {113255}{113278}so... {113278}{113316}when's the wedding? {113326}{113350}tomorrow. {113374}{113423}we're getting|married tomorrow. {113434}{113471}secretary:|i've had enough|of you two devils! {113484}{113508}enough! enough! {113508}{113579}excuse me for a moment. {113622}{113639}enough! {113639}{113664}what is going on? {113675}{113699}these are|your clients' kids!|look at these-- {113709}{113736}it's gonna be ok. {113747}{113784}[whimpers]|it's not ok. {113795}{113855}it's not ok.|it's not ok. {113855}{113891}we're gonna be fine. {113891}{113950}we have to cancel. {113950}{113999}no. no, we don't,|no, we don't. {113999}{114035}it's gonna be ok,|honey-- {114035}{114071}it's gonna be ok. {114074}{114107}do you love me? {114116}{114179}kyle...|it's gonna be ok. {114187}{114239}w-w-we killed|a woman. {114239}{114275}[whimpers] {114275}{114311}what are you|talking about? {114311}{114347}in vegas. {114354}{114407}michael killed|a woman. {114413}{114479}michael killed her--|he hit her head|and she bled. {114491}{114563}and she...she died. {114563}{114659}but there was nothing|we could do about it,|so we buried her. {114664}{114707}who's dead? {114711}{114755}the prostitute's dead. {114759}{114791}you fucked|a prostitute? {114791}{114827}no. michael did. {114837}{114874}it was an accident,|michael did it. {114887}{114911}where is she? {114919}{114971}she's buried|in the desert. {114983}{115067}you left|a dead prostitute|alone in the desert? {115073}{115128}she's not alone. {115129}{115175}boyd went-- {115177}{115223}boyd went crazy. {115223}{115272}he went nuts,|and he started|killing everybody. {115285}{115344}he killed a guard.|he killed michael. {115344}{115368}he killed lois-- {115368}{115429}stop, ok?|just stop right there. {115429}{115500}i don't want to hear|any more of this, ok? {115505}{115572}i told you not to do|that stupid fucking|bachelor party thing. {115580}{115609}i know. {115616}{115652}you were warned!|i know. {115655}{115692}you were warned, kyle!|you were warned! {115703}{115740}i told you your friends|were just jackasses! {115751}{115788}i know!|and i'm sorry. {115792}{115884}i've waited|27 years, ok? {115884}{115980}27 years i have|focused and prepared {115980}{116039}to walk down|that aisle, {116041}{116088}and i will not|be derailed. {116096}{116149}i will not be|embarrassed, {116155}{116184}and i will not|be denied! {116196}{116232}so tomorrow,|i am walking down|that aisle, {116244}{116302}come hell or high|fucking water! {117191}{117228}ok! {117228}{117252}showtime. {117263}{117287}we're about|two minutes out. {117300}{117324}moore? {117329}{117372}better take|your position. {117380}{117407}chop-chop! {117444}{117479}let me see you. {117528}{117587}there you are. {117610}{117659}you look great, man. {117696}{117731}go get 'em. {117744}{117796}hoooo... {117871}{117947}this is a situation|that defies judgment. {117952}{118007}we have acted|and shown courage {118012}{118112}of a nature|not known by most. {118162}{118198}you've got a warped|though process. {118198}{118248}your brain doesn't|function properly. {118250}{118270}whatever you say,|kojak. {118270}{118295}i'm serious. {118295}{118319}no, no, no-- {118330}{118368}i'mthe serious one|here, ok? {118368}{118390}i'm the serious one. {118390}{118426}i'm the guy making|the fucking plays. {118436}{118488}i'm the indian runner,|for chrissake, {118490}{118540}and i want my money! {118584}{118602}what money? {118604}{118631}blood money! {118631}{118704}insurance dollars|which you have|thus far {118704}{118780}somehow let|slip your mind|to tell me about! {118824}{118848}you're sick. {118859}{118907}if you think|you can fuck me,|fish, {118920}{118944}you can't, ok? {118944}{119004}i'm backed up.|i'm insulated, baby! {119004}{119052}backed up on floppy,|do you get me? {119052}{119100}i want that|fucking money! {119100}{119148}oh, god,|i can taste it! {119152}{119196}not a prayer. {119201}{119220}goddamn it! {119220}{119268}i'm a fucking|lighthouse, man! {119268}{119327}i stay lit for you!|i stay lit! {119340}{119416}i never go dark!|never go dark! {119507}{119555}you need help. {119579}{119601}i want that|fucking money! {119625}{119675}i told boyd|two fucking minutes. {119712}{119747}i want my money! {119747}{119795}aaahhhh! {119861}{119940}hope you have|a nice wedding,|you stupid idiot! {119947}{120036}you trying to cheat me,|you goddamn bastard! {120046}{120065}[choking] {120070}{120095}laura: boyd! {120130}{120195}this ismyday! {120309}{120335}baby, wait! wait! {120347}{120383}stop, baby. {120539}{120587}[giggles] ok. {120597}{120683}stick him in the crapper|and get your ass upstairs. {120686}{120731}baby? {120735}{120803}[organ plays] {120863}{120911}the best man's not|gonna make it. {120911}{120959}we're gonna just start,|ok? {120959}{120983}sure. {120983}{121019}great. {121079}{121126}where's boyd? {121126}{121163}in the toilet. {121222}{121294}we're gonna|get started, ok? {121307}{121342}[playingwedding march] {122712}{122760}[groans] {122819}{122856}dearly beloved, {122858}{122952}we are all here today|because two very|special people, {122955}{122976}laura and kyle, {122988}{123012}have found each other. {123023}{123108}you can't...spawn|the salmon man! {123110}{123180}when i see|two young people|in love as they are, {123188}{123276}i find myself|renewed and inspired|because the spirit-- {123285}{123324}rise! {123346}{123408}with hope for|the future and joy. {123417}{123454}i'm coming! {123457}{123480}let us begin. {123480}{123515}may we have|the rings, please? {123522}{123563}i'm on my way! {123570}{123611}the rings.|we need the rings. {123618}{123637}i don't have|the rings. {123642}{123682}i got the ring! {123684}{123720}[whispers]|boyd has the rings. {123728}{123780}i'm there... {123785}{123804}excuse me. {124055}{124091}[boyd strikes floor] {124091}{124138}charles: oh, god. {124223}{124272}oh, god... {124277}{124297}where's the rings? {124307}{124331}shh! {124691}{124750}aaaahhhhhh!|jesus christ! {124752}{124787}[murmuring] {124795}{124863}[gasps] {124991}{125015}got 'em. {125117}{125161}now we can begin. {125195}{125279}do you, kyle,|take this woman laura {125282}{125315}to be your wife|and helpmate {125315}{125351}in sickness and in health {125351}{125410}along life's highways,|wherever they may take you, {125422}{125470}until death do you part? {125470}{125494}i do. {125494}{125542}and do you, laura,|take this man kyle-- {125542}{125577}i do. {125582}{125615}you may|kiss the bride. {125654}{125686}[applause] {125792}{125818}hey, guys? {125829}{125853}listen, i need two minutes|with him. {125853}{125890}i'll be right out. {125899}{125925}baby, i just want you|to know that all this, {125930}{125973}everything i did,|is 'cause i love you {125973}{126021}and i wanted you|to have that wedding {126028}{126058}like you always|wanted to have, ok? {126066}{126093}you and moore|are gonna go move|those fucking bodies, {126105}{126129}do you|understand me? {126129}{126166}and you're gonna|bury boyd with them. {126177}{126201}and in fact,|you know what? {126214}{126262}you're gonna|fucking put moore|in the ground, too. {126264}{126310}you want me|to kill moore? {126310}{126358}i know he's|your only friend|left, ok? {126361}{126393}but he is|a loose string, {126393}{126417}and you are gonna|have to start {126417}{126465}fucking flushing|the toilet|like a big boy, {126465}{126489}do you|understand me? {126489}{126513}woman: laura? {126513}{126549}fuck! {126560}{126585}you know... {126591}{126621}you guys, listen-- {126621}{126692}two minutes, please.|just make my apologies for me.|do your job. {126695}{126731}and while|you're at it,|you know, {126731}{126778}just get rid of|that fucking dog. {126778}{126813}the dog? {126813}{126849}i don't care|what you do,|get rid of him. {126849}{126885}lose him|in the desert. {126885}{126933}you want me to kill|the dog? {126933}{126969}do you love me?|yes. {126969}{126994}do you?|mm-hmm. {127001}{127018}do you love me? {127018}{127042}mm-hmm. {127042}{127090}do you love me?|mm-hmm. {127186}{127234}do it? {127282}{127318}[girls pound on door]|laura! {127318}{127342}fuck! {127376}{127425}i told you|two fucking minutes! {129115}{129167}[charles digging] {129394}{129443}i've been thinking. {129443}{129528}i've been thinking|about what you said|that day-- {129528}{129576}the prayer. {129576}{129612}about using|this whole mess {129624}{129660}to bring out|the good in me. {129719}{129743}i think there's a lot|of truth in that. {129756}{129804}i'm gonna pursue|some options. {129887}{129948}i want to join that|big brother thing. {129948}{129972}yeah. {129982}{130044}i want a black one. {130044}{130104}i want a little|black brother. {130104}{130187}it's a big problem,|it seems to me, {130187}{130211}you know? {130224}{130296}lack of racial|integration,|that's a big one. {130296}{130344}don't you think? {130379}{130403}kyle? {130644}{130668}[whines] {130763}{130811}laura, voice-over:|do you love me? {131195}{131255}that ought to be|about the end of that. {131291}{131351}yup. {131651}{131699}adam, voice-over:|because that is|the point here, ok? {131709}{131771}that is what|i'm driving for. {131771}{131819}when the big storm comes {131819}{131854}and it knocks down|all the forests {131854}{131902}and all the rocks|fall down {131902}{131963}and all the leaves are bare,|what is left? {131975}{132034}what is left? {132034}{132106}the little trees. {132119}{132191}the little fellas|that the storm didn't see. {132191}{132246}the tiny little trees. {132257}{132276}[honk] {133054}{133102}[pumping noise] {133290}{133350}kyle:|ok, boys, let's hear|the badger oath. {133362}{133410}come on, boys,|let's hear it|one more time. {133410}{133446}timmy:|a badger is great. {133446}{133542}a badger faces|great adversity... {133542}{133578}[stuff hits floor] {133578}{133614}adam jr.: a badger|is economical, {133619}{133674}saves for|the unforeseen. {133676}{133710}a badger is sanitary, {133719}{133770}keeps his mind|and body pure. {133770}{133794}yes. {133806}{133841}come on, let's see|the badger salute. {133841}{133865}aw, no! {133865}{133913}come on, let's see|the badger salute. {133960}{133986}yes. {133986}{134021}shit! {134021}{134046}[sighs] {134046}{134082}the hell with it. {134082}{134118}come on, give me|your hand. {134118}{134154}timmy: i don't need|any help! {134154}{134237}kyle: if you don't|reach out to me,|i can't help. {134237}{134274}leave me alone! {134274}{134333}your new mommy's|coming. {134345}{134381}your new mommy's-- {134405}{134454}come on. come on, now.|we're gonna make it. {134466}{134502}let's talk about|our feelings. {134504}{134537}i hate you|and your bitch wife! {134540}{134574}get your own crutch,|stump boy! {134581}{134622}please clean|the bathroom. {134628}{134692}let's talk about|our feelings.|how do we feel? {134695}{134729}a little help? {134731}{134777}i can't breathe,|asshole! {134801}{134825}a little help,|please? {134825}{134861}let go of me,|you gimp! {134863}{134885}a little help? {134885}{134909}[moaning] {134933}{134981}honey, could you help me|with the wheelchair? {134994}{135042}honey? i need some help. {135053}{135114}that's ok, she's not|running from you. {135125}{135183}help me, honey.|you want to talk|about us? 90376