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I mean, this store doesn't even open for two days. 2 00:00:12,972 --> 00:00:14,602 MANDI: Freeyond fever. 3 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:17,100 I hear they only have enough for the first ten million uploads. 4 00:00:17,143 --> 00:00:19,563 And they're all reserved for single moms, the handicapped, 5 00:00:19,603 --> 00:00:20,773 the poorest of the poor. 6 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:22,113 WOMAN: Better get in line fast, hon. 7 00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:24,438 There's thousands of stores, and when they run out, 8 00:00:24,483 --> 00:00:25,693 they run out. 9 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:27,985 -How old is your baby? -14 months. 10 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:30,448 But this is her only chance to live forever. 11 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:33,529 -This world's going to shit anyway. -Tell me about it. 12 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:35,616 Wi-Fi speeds are so slow downtown. 13 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:38,411 Wow, look. 14 00:00:38,456 --> 00:00:40,416 MANDI: Check it out. 15 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:41,998 It actually looks like a bargain. 16 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,382 NORA: Yeah. You know, my friend was going to make something 17 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:45,630 just like this. 18 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:48,471 And some bad people were trying to stop the idea. 19 00:00:48,507 --> 00:00:50,507 I guess they couldn't. 20 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:52,301 He sounds for real. 21 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:57,274 Yeah, he's the most "for real" guy I've ever met. 22 00:00:59,602 --> 00:01:01,772 Excited for the update? 23 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,812 Yeah, I guess. I mean, is it that big a deal? 24 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:05,016 Are you kidding? 25 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:06,975 -It's a huge deal. -LUKE: Fuck yeah. 26 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:08,436 For one thing, they're adding bitter, 27 00:01:08,486 --> 00:01:10,356 citrus and umami to our tongues. 28 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:13,204 You didn't notice that we only have sweet and salty now? 29 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:16,040 That's why everything tastes like kettle corn. 30 00:01:16,076 --> 00:01:17,696 Yeah, no, I haven't been paying attention. 31 00:01:17,745 --> 00:01:19,865 I've been trying to work up the nerve to break up with Ingrid. 32 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:22,504 Yes! Did that guy who stole your company cut you in? 33 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:24,173 -How are you affording this? -Oh, Jamie? 34 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:26,090 No, I can't actually prove he did anything bad. 35 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:27,548 He just won't return my calls. 36 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,548 But, um, I think I'm gonna ask Ingrid 37 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:31,800 to give me till February, 38 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,762 and then figure something else out. 39 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,060 After you dump her? 40 00:01:37,473 --> 00:01:38,643 Yeah. 41 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,812 I'm very interested 42 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:42,231 in how you see this playing out. 43 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,859 "Hey, Ingrid, I know you were expecting 44 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:47,017 "to get married, but I'd like to be free 45 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:48,686 "to date someone else. 46 00:01:48,734 --> 00:01:51,244 And can I have $10,000?" 47 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:54,278 Yes, this should be good. 48 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,333 ♪ ♪ 49 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:07,955 ♪ ♪ 50 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:13,633 WHITBRIDGE: This update is very exciting. 51 00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:17,716 Lakeview 8.9 "Scirocco" represents the fulfillment 52 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:21,523 of Horizen's slogan: "We are VR." 53 00:02:21,559 --> 00:02:23,639 So, please, customer service angels 54 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:26,226 all around the world, give your full attention 55 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:28,822 to these important update messages 56 00:02:28,858 --> 00:02:30,938 from head of I.T., Craig Munthers. 57 00:02:32,778 --> 00:02:37,068 I'm gonna say this real slow because it's super important. 58 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:40,446 All of your uploads need to be asleep 59 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,914 during the update tonight. 60 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:45,214 Half of them are paying for trauma blocking, 61 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:48,499 and the update is... (exhales) powerful stuff. 62 00:02:48,544 --> 00:02:52,634 It will remove all blocks if they are awake, 63 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:55,553 and you'll wake up to a screaming shit show 64 00:02:55,593 --> 00:03:00,063 that my I.T. team doesn't want to clean up. 65 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:03,177 So, all sleepy... 66 00:03:03,225 --> 00:03:05,345 no freaky. 67 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,654 Got it? 68 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,317 Over here, you got it? 69 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:11,026 We got it. 70 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,566 ♪ ♪ 71 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:22,044 Why we have Winter party not on Winter Day? 72 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:23,867 Because they combined it with the update 73 00:03:23,913 --> 00:03:25,543 so they only have to pay once. 74 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:27,121 Remember Thankoween? 75 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:28,826 Horizen is cheap as fuck. 76 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,206 Soon, we're gonna have to pay to take the elevator. 77 00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,843 So take stairs. 78 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,550 Strong calves are magnets for rich husbands. 79 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,508 I don't know if that's true. 80 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:45,234 So apparently, your boyfriend's girlfriend's rich daddy 81 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,347 is a big deal, and he called the head of Horizen, 82 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,404 and he got you your job back. 83 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,938 I don't know who you're talking about. 84 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:55,032 My boyfriend's name is Byron. 85 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,399 Yeah, it's quite serious. 86 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:59,365 And he has no influential friends. 87 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,776 I mean, that I can tell. 88 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:03,494 Oh, so you're bringing Byron to the update party tonight? 89 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:05,405 Of course. 90 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:08,665 That's weird. Have you told Nathan? 91 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:12,337 Why would I tell Mr. Brown? 92 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:17,716 Okay, good. Keep it up, sister. 93 00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:19,298 You fuck up again and you're toast. 94 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:20,723 Do you feel me? 95 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,391 And good luck seeing your boyfriend again 96 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,310 if you're not on the system. 97 00:04:25,349 --> 00:04:28,309 I'll give your avatar to fucking Batia! 98 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:35,612 My boyfriend's name is Byron. 99 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:38,281 Huh. 100 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,780 I can't wait to meet him. 101 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:44,123 I am going to go home and change. 102 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:45,909 Better be quick. 103 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,753 I made my famous pigs in a blanket, 104 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:48,788 and they'll go fast. 105 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:50,041 Oh, look, there they are. 106 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,832 Yummy. 107 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,467 Call Byron. 108 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,852 Hi. 109 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:08,059 (device buzzes) 110 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:11,230 Hey, Nora. Glad you called. 111 00:05:11,270 --> 00:05:13,020 No, I'm not doing anything tonight. 112 00:05:13,063 --> 00:05:15,273 Ingrid can erase you at any time. 113 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:17,315 Unless someone else takes over the payments. 114 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:20,319 Which, frankly, your mother can't afford. 115 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:23,322 Sam, what about 2Gig status? Isn't that pay-as-you-go? 116 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,825 Yeah. I mean, if you run out of money, 117 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:28,698 they can always freeze you until more cash is added. 118 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:31,866 Why don't you try this Freeyond that's in the news? 119 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,325 You're broke enough to qualify. 120 00:05:33,375 --> 00:05:34,835 No, it's got to be Lakeview. 121 00:05:34,877 --> 00:05:37,627 Dream on. 122 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,211 -Bye, Viv. -(chuckles) 123 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,756 Okay, what are our other options? 124 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,471 I could give Sam a roll in the hay. 125 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,262 He only hinted at it five times. 126 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,176 Ew, Mom, no. 127 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:51,104 What about Jamie? He must have money. 128 00:05:51,143 --> 00:05:52,273 Even as a loan. 129 00:05:52,311 --> 00:05:53,901 He's not returning my calls. 130 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:56,107 I don't understand that. He was your best friend. 131 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,188 Well, one thing's for sure. 132 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,494 You can't break up with Ingrid until you have a plan. 133 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,318 I have to, okay. I'm not a gigolo. 134 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,073 I'm trying to act with some integrity. 135 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,325 Screw integrity. 136 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,616 I was about to sleep with a lawyer to keep you alive. 137 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:11,908 Sorry. 138 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,285 Integrity is cool. 139 00:06:14,333 --> 00:06:17,343 Jamie Arpaz. 140 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,127 JAMIE (recorded): This is Jamie. You know what to do. 141 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,631 (chimes) 142 00:06:20,672 --> 00:06:23,132 Bro, um... 143 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:25,215 I hate to bring this up, but I'm pretty much 144 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:26,720 the Lakeview equivalent of homeless. 145 00:06:26,762 --> 00:06:29,432 And somehow you ended up with our whole company. 146 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:32,393 I'm not saying that you fucked me, but, um... 147 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:34,604 I could use a hand. 148 00:06:34,645 --> 00:06:38,225 So call me back, all right? I need to talk. 149 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:41,403 Not sure where you are right now. 150 00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:44,913 Maybe you go somewhere tropical for Winter Weekend. 151 00:06:44,947 --> 00:06:47,447 You've come a long way in a short time. 152 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,581 Just... call your old partner. 153 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:01,091 LUCY: You didn't like it? No? 154 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:03,800 Hi. Would you care for some pigs in a blanket? 155 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,721 -No, thanks. -Really? It's my specialty. 156 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,339 -Pigs in a blanket? -No, thank you. 157 00:07:07,386 --> 00:07:08,546 Really? Okay. 158 00:07:10,556 --> 00:07:11,636 (laughs): Wow. 159 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:13,142 Hey. 160 00:07:13,183 --> 00:07:16,563 Good, you're here. (sighs) 161 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:17,603 Ah. 162 00:07:19,398 --> 00:07:21,438 Hey, you like my scarf? 163 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,033 (chuckles) 164 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:31,704 Probably cost five mil for the drapes alone. 165 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,333 They're not real, idiot. 166 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,080 -Where's Ingrid? -She's not here? 167 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,672 -Have you told her? -Not yet. 168 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:38,747 (glass clinking) 169 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:42,422 Greetings, Lakeview residents and honored guests, 170 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:46,552 who we hope will someday be Lakeview residents. 171 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:49,932 But maybe not too soon. (laughs) 172 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:54,180 To celebrate the update/Winter party, 173 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:57,104 we will have an egg hunt. 174 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,404 -Yes! -(cheers and applause) 175 00:07:58,437 --> 00:07:59,557 LUCY: Mm-hmm. 176 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:03,315 Yes! Yes! 177 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:07,908 There is an egg hidden somewhere here in Lakeview, 178 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:12,526 and whoever finds it will get a million Lakeview bucks 179 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:15,076 and a thousand real bucks 180 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,620 -for their angel. -Whoo! 181 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,043 (cheers and applause) 182 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:20,542 No cheating, Angels! 183 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,424 We'll know. 184 00:08:22,461 --> 00:08:24,881 So, go on, find that egg. 185 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:26,762 -(all clamoring) -Where could it be? 186 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,678 Did you look under the table? 187 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:31,603 Motherfucker, move! 188 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:33,467 I have student loans, and Pence University 189 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,023 wants their money, go! 190 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:37,228 -Split up? -If I find this, 191 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,387 I can be your sugar daddy, 192 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:39,645 and you can get off Ingrid's account. 193 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:40,896 My sugar daddy? 194 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,728 Nothing weird, I just don't know a better term for it. 195 00:08:42,773 --> 00:08:43,903 I'm gonna look out by the lake. 196 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,281 -I have a hunch. -All right, all right. 197 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,357 Uh, I'll check the lounge. 198 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,281 Mom, Uncle Larry, let's find this thing. 199 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,860 -Yeah. -All right, go, go, go. 200 00:08:49,905 --> 00:08:52,235 MAN: There you go. 201 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,452 I got it! 202 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,452 Oh, it's a fucking football. 203 00:08:55,494 --> 00:08:58,414 Mom, wish me luck. 204 00:08:58,455 --> 00:08:59,825 WOMAN: If I were an egg, where would I be? 205 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:00,873 Keep looking. 206 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,876 ♪ ♪ 207 00:09:04,628 --> 00:09:06,758 Pigs in a blanket? 208 00:09:08,090 --> 00:09:10,340 Do you guys want some pigs in a blanket? 209 00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,054 Will you eat a pigs in a blanket? 210 00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:13,104 Hey. 211 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:21,095 Ah... whew. 212 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,314 Huh, more of that. 213 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,984 Yeah, in a, in a sec. 214 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:26,362 Oh. Oh, okay. 215 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:29,571 What the hell, man? I know we fought about 216 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,741 where to take the business, but, I mean, 217 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,280 why are my memories deleted? 218 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,573 W-Why are you avoiding me? 219 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,406 Did you cut some kind of deal to push me out 220 00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:37,790 so you could sell the company to Freeyond? 221 00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:39,908 Did you fucking murder me? 222 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:42,535 I didn't murder you. 223 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,127 I hooked up with your girl, 224 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,498 but I didn't murder you, that's crazy. 225 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:49,255 Whoa, whoa, wait. What? 226 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:50,418 You hate Ingrid. 227 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:51,835 Yeah. 228 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,512 I'm-I'm sorry. 229 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:59,305 One night, I went over to her place 230 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,059 and-and stayed over. 231 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,811 Then she came to her senses and threw me out. 232 00:10:02,853 --> 00:10:03,903 Dude... 233 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,317 I know! I know. 234 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,896 Damn. 235 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,112 I fucked up. 236 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,782 If I didn't need a loan so bad, 237 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,030 I'd have hung up by now. 238 00:10:13,071 --> 00:10:16,581 Look, I got three grand in the bank. 239 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:20,656 I was gonna upgrade our servers, and we fucking need it, 240 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,544 but I'll give it to you. 241 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:25,461 Yeah? Okay. 242 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,630 I can live in 2Gig for a couple months with that. 243 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,749 We're not even, though. 244 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:32,415 I know. I'm sorry. 245 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,626 I've been feeling really guilty 246 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,635 -about it lately, man. -Good. 247 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,467 If Oscar Mayer ever figures out the whole download thing, 248 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:39,142 I'm gonna come back and kick your ass. 249 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:41,431 I'd like that. 250 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:43,845 (chuckles) Okay. 251 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,693 (device chimes) 252 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,203 Mr. Brown. 253 00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,374 It's my last night. I'll be checking out in the morning. 254 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:06,633 Oh. Shall I throw your bags into the torrent? 255 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,666 Uh, no. I'm moving down to 2Gigs, 256 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,671 so you can just move them there. 257 00:11:11,713 --> 00:11:13,133 Move them yourself. 258 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,553 (digital whooshing) 259 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,341 Hey, babe. Guess what? 260 00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:19,756 I'm upping your allowance ten percent. 261 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:22,055 (laughs softly) 262 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:24,729 Happy Winter Day. Ooh. 263 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,768 ♪ ♪ 264 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,863 Look, I could let you keep paying for me, 265 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,735 but my feelings have changed. 266 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,953 It wouldn't be fair to you or to me. 267 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,580 Okay. 268 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:49,422 I don't know where you got this new dignity, but... 269 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:50,959 it's making me hot. 270 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,592 Stop. 271 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,220 I'm sorry. 272 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:58,427 Baby, you don't understand. 273 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:02,598 I have to be the owner of your scan, to protect you. 274 00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,349 Wait, what? 275 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,351 (whispers): People want you out of the way. 276 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:09,063 Because of what you know, or what you knew. 277 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,314 Hold on, what are you talking about? 278 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,015 Are you in on this? 279 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,685 -What do you know? -Nothing. 280 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:16,113 -Unless you want to take me back... -No, no, no, no. 281 00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,493 Was I murdered? 282 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:18,949 Tell me! 283 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:20,239 What do know? Tell me. 284 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,911 Ingrid! 285 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,952 Oh, God. 286 00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:34,129 There's a lot of people looking on the ground 287 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,671 -all over the place. -Yeah. 288 00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:37,264 I know. That's where people hide Easter eggs. 289 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,549 -Under a bush. -Well, maybe when all the chickens 290 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:40,973 are pecking under the same bush, 291 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,431 the smart chicken pecks by the water. 292 00:12:42,471 --> 00:12:45,521 What the fuck? Just let me look, okay? 293 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,598 Helping or hurting, Aleesha! 294 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:51,313 LUCY: Leeshee, 295 00:12:51,354 --> 00:12:53,774 Leeshee, no more work. 296 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,315 Turn this shit off, okay? 297 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:59,449 Come to the bar, we'll have a drink, maybe do some shots, 298 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,488 some whiskey, vodka. 299 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,411 Do you like tequila, do you like gin? 300 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,450 -(mouthing) -Come on and party. 301 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,154 NATHAN: Oh, I can't believe this. 302 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,361 Ingrid knows something, but she's too scared 303 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,570 to tell me what it is. 304 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,900 I need those memories back. 305 00:13:40,946 --> 00:13:42,656 People I love could be in danger. 306 00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,777 Well, this morning, I.T. made a big deal about 307 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,794 everyone being asleep during the update. 308 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,196 Apparently it resets memory adjustments. 309 00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:51,286 So I'm thinking maybe if we keep you up, 310 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,501 you know, it would do the same. 311 00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:56,802 It would restore any memories anybody blocked or fucked with. 312 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,546 Okay. Are you sure that's what would happen? 313 00:13:58,588 --> 00:13:59,798 No. 314 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:03,549 It's a guess, but it's a good guess. 315 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,183 Okay. 316 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,350 Yeah, I'll risk it. 317 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,769 All right, I need you to keep me up tonight. 318 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,938 -I need to know what happened to me. -Okay. 319 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,937 I-I just need to set some stuff up. 320 00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:16,439 All right. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. 321 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,901 Um... 322 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,742 There's some good news, too. 323 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,777 Um, I broke up with her. 324 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:26,202 So... 325 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,161 (chuckles) 326 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:33,584 Oh, um, and I got you a Winter present. 327 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:37,423 Um, I don't have any money, 328 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,130 so, uh, I mean, I made it. 329 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,631 (chuckles) This is, uh, 330 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,184 a pebble from the lakeshore 331 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,178 when I made you laugh for the first time. 332 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:52,600 And, uh, this is a feather that was close to the pebble-- 333 00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:54,352 I didn't have a lot to work with. This is stupid. 334 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,154 (laughs) No, I love it. 335 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,568 Here. 336 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,369 Oh, hang on. 337 00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,749 Sensation gloves. 338 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,213 (laughs softly) 339 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,178 I can really feel it. 340 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,465 It's beautiful. 341 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,184 Oh, I got you something, too. 342 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,481 Cool. 343 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,480 No, you don't get it. 344 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:40,902 It's an icon. 345 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,980 I stole it from one of the I.T. guys. 346 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,816 They use it when they're in the system. 347 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,491 It exposes the code. See? 348 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:53,368 Oh, wow. 349 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,121 Yeah, maybe you can use it to make things better. 350 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,384 That's awesome. Thank you. 351 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,916 Oh, my God. 352 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:06,301 I just felt you for the first time. 353 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:09,550 For real. 354 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,823 That's, um... 355 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,609 Really nice. 356 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,664 Yeah. 357 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:34,661 Okay. Okay, go, go. 358 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,543 -(laughs): Okay. All right. -I'll see you tonight. 359 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:41,754 Did you look everywhere on that thing? 360 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,253 Yes. Duh. 361 00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,674 Maybe take a load off 362 00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:47,843 and have a seat on the upturned apple crate. 363 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,472 No time! I'm in it to win it. 364 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,299 Take a load off and sit down on the obvious crate. 365 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,005 Stop being weird and leave me alone! 366 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:58,176 God! (clucking) 367 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,516 Ugh... 368 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,475 Yeah. Yeah, of course. 369 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,693 I mean, the-the coverage has been terrific, hasn't it? 370 00:17:05,734 --> 00:17:07,654 -(crying) -Freeyond is trending all over the country. 371 00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:11,070 No, I think it's shaping up beautifully. 372 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:13,534 No, no. I think we can relax. 373 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,325 Uh, excuse me. What the hell's going on back there? 374 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,171 Oh, nothing, Dad! 375 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,166 I'm sorry to bother you while you're doing 376 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,338 your important, precious work. 377 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,207 -You know what? I'm gonna have to call you back. -Only, I've just 378 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:27,884 been dumped. 379 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,592 Well, can't say I didn't predict that. 380 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:41,063 Your maid is cleaning that up. 381 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,522 Make her. 382 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,152 Oh, you are such a baby! 383 00:17:44,189 --> 00:17:45,819 -Yes, a baby. -Yeah. 384 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,977 Who heard what you two were planning and snuck back 385 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:50,896 into the car and changed it to "protect occupant." 386 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,105 This baby did that. 387 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,406 Are you fucking kidding me? 388 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,828 You. 389 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,659 Yeah, I'm really sorry, Daddy. 390 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:03,334 I love him so much and he broke my heart. 391 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:10,047 The gloves are off now. 392 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,839 Daddy... 393 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:14,593 I think this is gonna be really great for you. 394 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:18,256 I never said anything, because I didn't want to influence you, 395 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:19,926 but I never liked Ingrid. 396 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,944 Really? God, you hid it so well. 397 00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:35,409 -(sighs) -(chiming) 398 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,408 LUCY: And it looks like we have an egg hunt winner. 399 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,412 (drumroll, cymbal crash) 400 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,624 -David Choak. -(cheering and applause) 401 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:47,245 That's good. He needs it. 402 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,963 (laughs) 403 00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,304 Oh, for fuck's sake. 404 00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,629 CHOAK: Thank you, Lucy. 405 00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:55,304 This is truly a Winter's Day miracle. 406 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,473 My father always said, "Heaven showers its bounty 407 00:18:58,513 --> 00:19:00,103 "on the prosperous, 408 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,849 and the wealthy are the most worthy of His grace." 409 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,852 This is for you, Father. 410 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,234 (laughs) And a thousand bucks to my angel. 411 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,443 Not bad. (laughs) 412 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,283 (applause) 413 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,908 I better get bigger in this update 414 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:21,330 or I'm gonna kill my mom. 415 00:19:21,369 --> 00:19:24,459 Hey, maybe someone needs to get a little bigger emotionally. 416 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,707 I'm not paying extra for that. 417 00:19:28,459 --> 00:19:30,459 (liquid spattering) 418 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,179 (spattering stops) 419 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,812 Wait, there's more. 420 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:59,572 (spattering resumes) 421 00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,951 I hope there's apple Brown Betty after the update. 422 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,325 That would be dope. 423 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,791 (sighs) 424 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:25,934 -Cool. -(knocking on door) 425 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,225 BELLBOY: Lights out. 426 00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:31,362 Good night, Mr. Greenstein. 427 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,227 Uh, sweet dreams, Ms. Kannerman. 428 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:42,534 (exhales) 429 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,974 You have something you want to say? 430 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,600 How could you let Choak find it? 431 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:05,137 Why didn't you help me? 432 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:06,981 Sorry, what was that now? 433 00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,726 You get your cash either way but I'm the one... 434 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:13,232 Stop it! Whose side are you... 435 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,112 (laughs) Sorry. Nighty-night. 436 00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,780 LUCY: Bedtime 437 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:18,989 for bit-boys. 438 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:22,408 Shut down those artificial brains. 439 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,158 Shut them down. 440 00:21:37,755 --> 00:21:39,755 (snoring) 441 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,313 (indistinct chatter) 442 00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:57,776 See you. 443 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,824 -(shouts) -Oh, God! 444 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,532 -(laughs) -You're still here? 445 00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,952 Yeah. So, where to now? 446 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,201 My place? 447 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,372 Uh, I don't think so. 448 00:22:08,411 --> 00:22:10,371 I don't get you. 449 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:13,003 You've been blowing hot and cold all night. 450 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,591 I know. Please, don't be angry. 451 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:19,416 Oh, I'm not angry. Just confused and a little hurt. 452 00:22:19,464 --> 00:22:21,634 I care about you. 453 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,554 About us. (chuckles) 454 00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:25,973 Well, there really isn't an us. 455 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:27,892 'Cause we just hooked up a few times. 456 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:30,180 But there's a reason the Nitely app kept matching us. 457 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:33,104 And I gave you your first orgasm. 458 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:37,774 Oh, you gave me your first female orgasm. 459 00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,815 They're not the same. 460 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,439 I think we're meant for each other. 461 00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:42,986 Wow. 462 00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:46,779 I don't agree. 463 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,794 Oh. 464 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:51,616 That's, um... 465 00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:54,292 Ouch. (chuckles) 466 00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,672 You know, for some reason, 467 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,919 that's not making me want to walk away from this. 468 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:00,251 Oh, God. 469 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,956 Oh, I'm not gonna stalk you. 470 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,966 Don't worry. 471 00:23:04,008 --> 00:23:06,218 But I'm not gonna give up hope, either. 472 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:07,850 Look, I know how I feel, 473 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,597 and I-I've never felt this way before. 474 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,810 -Mm-hmm. Got it. I got it. -And that means something. 475 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:16,690 So good night, and goodbye. 476 00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,820 For now. 477 00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:21,227 Okay, bye. 478 00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:23,025 -Oh. Yeah. -You-- Okay. 479 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,279 Bye. 480 00:23:32,495 --> 00:23:35,075 All right, is that everyone? You're all in here? 481 00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,293 Okay. 482 00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:37,832 NORA: Bye, Lucy. 483 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:40,245 Great party. Don't want these to go to waste. 484 00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:41,594 So yummy. Wow, it is packed in there. 485 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:43,839 I am gonna take the stairs. 486 00:23:43,881 --> 00:23:46,931 Oh, okay. Just make sure you're downstairs for the head count. 487 00:23:46,968 --> 00:23:49,178 Okay. 488 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,060 Bye. 489 00:24:09,073 --> 00:24:11,083 ♪ ♪ 490 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,465 (neighing) 491 00:24:43,357 --> 00:24:45,357 (elevator bell dings) 492 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,872 Happy Winter's Eve! 493 00:24:55,912 --> 00:25:00,212 (laughs) You're all getting bonuses. 494 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:02,749 -(gasping and applause) -Aw, 495 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,753 wouldn't that be something? 496 00:25:04,795 --> 00:25:06,085 (laughs) 497 00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,720 Okay, so seriously, though, 498 00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:13,177 I will see you tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m. sharp. 499 00:25:13,221 --> 00:25:15,391 And just to be clear, you're not really getting bonuses. 500 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:17,181 It was just-- I was being cute. 501 00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:18,345 (laughs) 502 00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:21,062 That's so cute, right? 503 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,879 (door handle rattles) 504 00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:51,301 -(door opens) -(panting) 505 00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:02,562 Hey. 506 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,687 Wake up. 507 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:11,573 Wake up. Wake up. 508 00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:26,044 Wake up. 509 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,921 Wake up. 510 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:34,303 -Wake up! -(coughing) 511 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:35,973 I'm up! 512 00:26:36,012 --> 00:26:37,562 (whispers): Sorry. 513 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,596 -How are you feeling? -I'm tired. 514 00:26:41,851 --> 00:26:44,311 Come on, hang in there. 515 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:46,153 Hey, hey, hey. Okay, okay. 516 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:49,148 Easy. Little too much fun with those. 517 00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:51,151 Well, don't you want to find out everything? 518 00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:53,953 I mean, it's like the Botox Babies finale times ten. 519 00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:55,948 And it didn't even happen to me. 520 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:58,240 Yeah. Yeah, I need to know if there's more to Jamie. 521 00:26:58,284 --> 00:27:00,124 I mean, I feel like I can forgive him 522 00:27:00,161 --> 00:27:01,831 for the whole Ingrid thing, but if he screwed me 523 00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:05,081 out of the business, I don't think I can get past that. 524 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,924 And what if he killed you? 525 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:11,049 No. He was my best friend, for a long time. 526 00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:12,718 I just can't believe that. 527 00:27:15,051 --> 00:27:18,851 Well, won't be long now. 528 00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:20,258 NATHAN: (sighs) I'm gonna remember 529 00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:21,676 the shit out of my life, you know? 530 00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:23,314 Figure it all out. 531 00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:25,351 It's gonna be awesome. 532 00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:27,404 I really think my work could help people. 533 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:30,478 You know? Like the 2Gigs. That'd be cool. 534 00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:44,326 NORA: Wow. 535 00:27:44,372 --> 00:27:46,292 That's better than fireworks. 536 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,922 Yeah. 537 00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:12,731 GARDENER: Hey! Hey! There's someone awake on the fifth floor balcony! 538 00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:14,605 Who we got? 539 00:28:14,652 --> 00:28:16,402 -Oh, shit. -Okay. Here. 540 00:28:22,243 --> 00:28:24,453 How did you learn how to do that so fast? 541 00:28:24,495 --> 00:28:27,035 It's a good gift. Come here. 542 00:28:33,671 --> 00:28:36,051 Hmm. Must've been a glitch. 543 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,840 Okay, boys. Turn down. 544 00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:39,723 Update's here. 545 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:50,019 Whatever happens, I had this. 546 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:53,232 I'll see you on the other side. 547 00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:17,882 What's going on? 548 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:22,468 Um, I just have to select something, 549 00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:26,311 but it just occurred to me that you might wake up clean, 550 00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:28,308 and not remember anything that happened to you 551 00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:29,850 in Lakeview so far. 552 00:29:29,894 --> 00:29:32,404 Like Luke or Dylan 553 00:29:32,438 --> 00:29:35,068 or me. 554 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,235 No. No, I don't want to do it, then. 555 00:29:39,278 --> 00:29:41,488 But you need to know this. 556 00:29:41,530 --> 00:29:43,950 Uh, let me, let me just... 557 00:29:53,334 --> 00:29:55,294 (beeping) 558 00:29:55,336 --> 00:29:56,496 Nora? 559 00:29:58,255 --> 00:30:00,215 You should be good. 560 00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:03,467 You should get your self back. 561 00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:09,433 Restore memories and force sleep. 562 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,826 (exhales) 38670

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