Original subtitles

Mr Chang

What's up?

I would like to tell you I enjoy your lecture very much

Thank you

This is my phone number

Every Thursday nights

My parents would go out for a bridge game

If you have time, come over

And teach me to read The Golden Lotus

I'm a lecturer, I have my principles

Too bad!

The Golden Lotus and principles don't mix

You can insult my spirit

But you can't insult my holy spirit

She is still a student

How can she be a slut?

What? He's not come home for dinner?

Tell him to forget about getting a car loan from me

Ching and I will stop by China Town for some candies

Hey, we still have to go to China Town?

I am supposed to meet my girl downtown

If ever you've kids, teach them to respect their elderly

I'm in a rush, you knows

She's been waiting sometime

Did you pay your respect...

...to your mom's grave?

I did, on April 11

April 117

Isn't April 11 Easter?

You thought Jesus is your Mom?

Jesus Christ

When I was dating your aunt

I dreamt about her every night

Have you dream about your Miss Prefect yet?

No!

Do you know how to pick the perfect wife?

How?

I'll teach you a way

Which I learnt from my father-in-law

OK, when we sit down for lunch in a minute

See if she would say Bon Appetite to everyone

If she shows such a respect

That would prove her sensitivity

That means she can easily adapt to our Chinese custom

Know how to respect our daily life ritual

Understand?

She's no good...

...if she wouldn't even say 'Bon Appetite'

Hey, your father-in-law's got a point

And that's how I felt into the trap

Hello, I'll pick you up

Where are you going?

I will be back soon for dinner

Oh God, my legs are numb!

Hurry up!

Michael and I are working for the U.S.government

Teaching is only a cover-up

We grew up together

I witness Michael marry

and witness him divorce

His whole life is being dragged down by gamble

This time, we're going to save a member of Yamagushi

His name is Yamanmoto

He is very useful to C.I.A

I've done much for the US government in these few years

But every time after work

I feel awkward

As if the feeling of glory is lacking

Do you think any bonus for

taking out the 'Jap' this time?

Why don't you ask the chief?

I hope so. I'm short of cash

To get laid?

Fuck off! You mean I have to pay to get laid?

Joe, get ready!

I see that car coming!

You ex-girlfriend has the heart for me these days

Crazy Susan?

She even gave me a ring

You meant she has money to buy you a ring?

Sure, from the dough that you left her

Hell, with it, using my money

That's no big deal

Your money ends up anyways

You want her back?

No thank you, it was hard working getting rid of her

Now that she has the heart for you, she's all yours

You can have her back

You fucking stupid Joe, always cutting so close

What do you think you're doing? Fucking asshole

You better put on a good show

Back off! Fucking Chinese! Fuck you!

Mike, take off your pants

He dares not do it, come on

You must be crazy

You caught my car

Why are you talking here?

You fucking stinky bastard!

Go check.

Shut up

Shut up

Joe, japanese is in the second car

Hey, in there, heh...

Mike

Put down your weapon!

I said put down your weapon!

Move! Move!

Drop your fucking gun

Shut up

Try it man and he is history

Hey! I said back off!

What! You want him dead?

I don't care!

1,2...

Yamamoto San. It's OK

OK, you're safe

We're from the U.S.Government

- U.S.Government? - Yes

You have six

I have six

We're even

Alright, the job's all down

So let's go

What happen to you, uncle Bill?

He mumbled

other woman's name when he was napping

I decided to wake him up with my fist

Woo!

Bon Appetite Dad, bon Appetite Mom

Bon Appetite Jeff, bon Appetite Josephine

Bon Appetite Dad, bon Appetite Mom

Bon Appetite Jeff, bon Appetite Gary

Bon appetite Josephine

Bon Appetite Uncle, bon Appetite Aunt

Josephine eat rice

Let's eat!

- Bye! - Bye! Take care!

The aim we send you to China

Is to steal a national treasure back to the U.S.A

What? I am a Chinese!

You're asking me to steal a national treasure out of China?

Do you remember?

You've made an oath that you'll be loyal to the Government?

As soon as you arrive at China

A man called Tong Ling will met you

He'll arrange everything for you

I heard that he is very cautious

And his background is complicated and confidential

According to our information, he's arranged

Many extremists escape from China

How about Michael?

Michael? I'll arrange him to meet you

In Taiwan when the proper time comes

Good luck!

YEAH! YEAH!

A new job was offered to me in China

What?

A new job was offered to me in China

You don't even know how to speak Putonghua

I am your mandarin tutor

Our first lesson is about social life

Do you have any questions?

My telephone number

Call me please!

Wow! You've been dreaming a lot!

Today

Our topics of discussion is

Courtship

It hurts, ow, ow, ow...

Of course it hurts,

-you know why? - Why?

Because you finger's bigger than banana

Banana?

I have to go!

Good bye!

How come nobody would fit this ring?

- Bye! - Bye!

Welcome to China, Mr Chang. I'm Tong Ling

Please to meet you

My pleasure!

After the revolution

The standard of living has improved

With restaurants and entertainment spots everywhere

Some places are even better than the west

But if it is as good as you describe

Why are so many people leaving?

What did you say?

Why are you laughing?

Where die you learn such fluent Mandarin

I have a special tutor

But I also speak Cantonese

Any which way you prefer

Hope our Chinese-American relationship works well

It would be there best!

Like making sail in the favorable wind

You may talk to me in Cantonese

In Beijing, I've to curl my tongue

In order to speak Putonghua

Maybe God punishes my bad mouth

No

You shouldn't be so superstitious

My car always break down

Needs repair from time to time

It seems that I have worser luck

These rural people are very poor

They don't have good food like you have in the states

Don't push yourself if it doesn't suit your appetite

As a matter of fact, the Americans are flexible

You pay what you get

You eat the whole corn

while we eat popcorn

We eat buckets of popcorn at movies

Is there rice?

Please help yourself, eat more

Thank you

Does it suit your appetite?

When I had my training in Bangladesh

Even though the food was inevitable, I just ate

The old lady wants you to have these 2 eggs

Thank you!

Have you ever consider leaving China?

I thought of it everyday

Why don't you leave then?

I stay to help the ones who really want to leave

It is more meaningful this way!

The water still taste so fresh!

Get out of the car!

It is 140 bucks in total!

Are you sure?

The meter reads a hundred

Do I look like nerd, eh? $1407?

Such a Con? You cheat me

You've gotta pay for the luggages too!

No point of arguing, pay according to the meter

The sign says a dollar per kilometer

And two bucks more per luggage

4 bucks for 2 pieces, you dare say forty bucks?

Right

Each luggage has traveled 20 kilometers

So two pieces would cost forty

There's no mistake, pay now!

No sweat, pa

I'll handle it myself!

What are you doing?

Come over here

I don't have Chinese currency

But I have a thousand dollar bill

And another fifty dollar bill

You pick one yourself

I'll take this one

What a sissy wimp

If not for the money

I would never take you to Shaolin Temple

I'll bet this for a hundred R.M.B

It only worth 40 bucks

What are you talking about?

What a nerd!

A thousand yen can only exchange forty R.M.B

I would never ever go inside Shaolin Temple

You're pretty smart

Arrange for me to hide out at the Shaolin Temple

So nobody would know

I am very careful indeed

The master is my neighbor

Just inform him if you need to see me

Have a seat while I go find him

Someone has sneaked into the Assembly Hall

The door is opened, let's check inside. Let's go

Come out!

How dare you sneak into the Assembly Hall? Out!

Don't!

Who is this?

Don't move, your heart is beating so fast

How do you know?

Your pulse tells me so

Hey, I've seen every woman

And this girl causes my heart to run

What the hell is going on?

Come out!

Don't worry, I won't betray you

Go

Gentlemen, let's talk

I'm innocent

Hey, don't let the other one get away

Leave me alone

Don't come closer or else you will be sorry

Help me!

Hm, your steps are not bad!

Show me some more

Come, dance up!

Be careful!

You're right

I have the gun, so be careful

Who the hell was that?

You little fat ass!

Hands up

Ah! You Shaolin monks

do like to attack from behind?

You don't know the way to hell, eh?

How dare you?

Attack from behind again

Weapons are prohibited at Shaolin Temple

For the time being, I'll keep the gun for you

And who are you anyway?

Again?

I'm sorry

He is Abbot Hung-Chi of Shaolin Temple

This girl has mental problem

Her sickness, is healing fast

If she escapes

It would waste all their effort

Most of the people here speak Cantonese

Treat yourself like home

Help out here and there if you are free

Never leave the temple at daytime

Never leave your room at night

Eat while you may

Shit while you can

Mr Chang, if you happened to need some foreign exchange

Please come to me immediately

Because, we set out rate slightly different from outside

- We're a few percentage higher. - Yes

Master wants me to see if you have any laundry?

Are you still mad at me?

Master said the world should be filled with

Peace, harmony, respect and love

So if I am still mad at you

I would break the rule of forgiveness

Those were your master's teaching

- What about yourself? - Me...

Monks don't lie

You should be angry at me

I would be if I were you

This is for you

A token of my apology

You know what this is?

Gameboy computer game

Have you played before?

Never

But I saw it in the supplementary classes

What is this supplementary class?

Basically we studied history and geography

And also new products of the world

Master says we monks

should also learn modern things

Like?

The most expensive watch is Swatch

Karaoke is the hittest entertainment

There are four pope kings in Hong Kong

Dr.Martin is better than Nike

I can tell from your clothes, that you are not trendy at all

You are not wearing Calvin Klein

Not even a pair of 501

And no Giorgio Armani

How can you hang around town without basic gear?

What do you mean?

To hit the town and stay cool, dude!

Uncle

Is this Gameboy really for me?

Do you know how to play?

No problem

I'll study it. That's no problem

Be kind, be kind

Good night, good night

- Thank you... - You're welcome

Bye bye, Bye bye

Good night

What's your name?

Priestling Grasshopper

I'll let you cry till you drop

HEY!

I shouldn't be treating you nicely

After what you've done to me today

I have no bad intention

It's OK, I know they haven't cooked anything for you

I brought you two eggs

Come over and eat

I don't want it

You don't need to be so sad even if you don't eat

I'm not sad

It you're not sad, what's the crying for?

I don't know

Maybe it is because of the snow

Are you kidding!

Do you have a radio here?

You should listen to music

In order to loosen up

I don't have music here

Maybe I can sing a song for you to relax

I am singing now

You want me to sing you five songs?

I can't remember that many

- How about three? - No

You are so greedy!

I'll sing you one first!

"La, la, la...!"

Are you alright?

I'm OK

I heard something coming from the backyard

I'll come visit you tomorrow night

What's your name?

Jeffery!

What? Fatty?

Not Fatty, the name is Ching

The name is Ching

Come in

Hi!

You come from the States?

Morning, comrade Master

Would you tell me...

Grasshopper

All the monks gone crazy this morning?

Nobody speaks a word

What's the matter! Tell me

We have to meditate these two days

So nobody is allow to speak

Don't tell anyone you saw me

I know you would come

I have something to show you

The right hand side

I'll come in and talk

Hey! Your room is locked!

I can't open the door without keys

How did you come out yesterday?

Yesterday, I stole the key while they delivered meal

You've stayed here for a long time?

Almost 2 months

Where did you live before?

I don't know

Every time I wake up I change room

Wait a second

You don't even know where you live?

You really don't know?

They've changed my room constantly

I don't even know where I am

Do you want to see what I paint?

How are you going to show me?

You only need to place your hand against the door

Just concentrate and you will get it

Concentrate

Control your mind and your thoughts

What's your name?

Hurry up!

Abbot told me yesterday

you're healing fast

You should concentrate on your health instead

Don't waste other people's effort

Do you hear me?

Ghost!

Hey! Did you get it?

Are you still outside?

Kung-Chi, kung-Chi.

Kung-Chi

I want to find your Master

There is ghost in Shaolin Temple!

Don't bother with this

Stop this silly sound! It's so annoying!

OK! Be silent

I know...

today is the silent day in Shaolin Temple

- However... - Quiet

You dare to stab on me

I accuse you murdering

I have to see Tong Ling

I have to see Tong Ling!

I have to see Tong Ling!...

Talking is prohibited during meditation day

I have to see Tong Ling...

- Abbot, are you fine? - I'm OK

He can't move in four hours

Let's eat

Why don't he show up tonight?

My feet...

A hot shower would be perfect to loosen up

Talk about perfect timing!

Monks should not cunning, but he has created troubles

Hey! What do you want?

I should say what do you want?

How come you didn't tell me

there is no hot water

I'm glad I haven't used soap yet, or else.

Where is my shampoo!

It's right here

Thank you

What is your under arm?

Nothing, just some abscess from a tumor

Abscess? Must be poisonous

You better be careful

Master

Master, what happen to you

Do you want vomit?

Wow! So is that super natural power?

Where are you going?

To the Market

Oh! It's you again, the Canton man!

So you speak Cantonese

So what? Tough!

You'll have to pay double to ride in my cab

What a con!

I don't want to ride with you anymore

I won't let you ride either, tough luck!

You think I don't have a car? Tough?

What's the big deal? Tough shit!

To the train station, thanks

- I'm not going, tough luck! - Why?

How about I think you are ugly?

Boss

Is there any books on super natural power?

Please take a look over there

You want this?

Mom, I want the ball

I want the ball

No, be a good child

Put the ball back

We have to go home now, let's go home

Boss, I need a prostitute

A whore?

Sir!

Boss Chang!

Let me introduce to you Miss Blossom

Listen, you better entertain Mr Chang well

- Of course! - This is for you

Thank You!

Do you have Calligraphy brush?

What! You want me to practice Calligraphy?

We are police

Is someone looking for a whore?

Where is the man?

He left already

- He left? - What were you two doing?

He paid me for practicing Calligraphy

"I never be a whore, mother fucker!"

This is the happiest experience ever happened

The man has class

Hey, my bike!

Stop it, it's a new bike

Stop right there

Why are you riding my bike, your crazy bastard, stop it

Stop

Let's go, I say start the car

I'll charge you three times more

It's you? Why don't you just rob a bank?

Four times more

Shit!

It will be five times more if you keeping on bargaining

Alright

- You fucking bastard. - Swearing'll cost you $2 surcharge

My dearest, please start the car

There's more like it

Son of a bitch

Look what I bought you?

Master asked me to return this to you

Who'd beaten you like this

It's the other senior colleagues

Why did they beat you up?

Monks shouldn't be indulged in materialistic hobbies

And not to get in touch in these things

Grasshopper!

I have to go

Let's go

- It hurts eh! - Be quick

Grasshopper

You can't go

What's the problem with playing these game

I thought you say Shaolin needs to match modern pace

We must follow

our Master's teaching

Everything is Master's teaching

Have you got brains?

This game is lifeless but your brain is alive

Playing well doesn't mean indulgence

Mr Chang, teaching Shaolin pupils is my responsibility

Not yours

I've told you before that

Everyone in Shaolin Temple understand Cantonese

How come you have to speak your mixed Cantonese Mandarin?

Your Mandarin are poor, you thought you can get away

Curling your tongue, pretending to be standard Beijing Mandarin

-consulting with a humble attitude. - Grasshopper

Since my Mandarin is marked as 'poor'

Your Mandarin must be perfect

Why don't you teach me?

I'm more than qualified, I welcome your challenge

But I'm busy tonight

- Good your night. - Fuck you!

- Thank you! - I'm sorry

- That's OK! - I'm sorry

You're welcome

It's you! What's up?

I've something to discuss with you

But you have to help me out first

Where did you steal the keys from?

I stole it when they delivered the rice

You'd tell me earlier, I've wasted my efforts to steal these

1,1,1,2,3,4,5,6,7

You look normal, don't seem to have mental disorder

Who told you I have a mental problem?

But why are you here if you don't have a problem?

I don't know the answer either

I woke up and found myself here

Even the people from the research institute disappeared

The research institute?

What kind of research?

Supernatural power

You have supernatural power?

I don't know

But I know

what I have a powerful source within me

But I need another body to reinforce it

Like the other morning

you got the egg through the door

I don't understand what you're saying

You don't understand, eh?

Do you believe in the secret power of crystal?

Sure, a lot of scientist all across the world

Have experiment on crystal forces with success

Right, I'm similar to crystal

I need a mediator to reinforce this power

You don't believe me? Give me your hand!

Just concentrate

you can make your wishes come true

Really?

You want money? Don't even think about it!

Can you turn my fist

to as big as a pot?

Sure, just concentrate

- Are you sure? - Of course!

Start!

Just concentrate

What are you thinking of just now?

Nothing, I thought of my nursing maid just now

- You have to concentrate. - You too

Hey! It still doesn't work

You don't have to be that loud

OK! I'm sure about it this time

Are you sure!

Why am I hearing so clearly now?

Stop laughing, would you?

Wow! Bigger, bigger...

Wow! It's really bigger than a pot

You're really something!

Even Rocky can't beat me now

It's shrinking, shrinking!

It's spectacular

Hey! Wait

- Can you make this blossom? - Sure!

- Of Course! - OK!

Let's start

Blossom

Blossom

I want to see a lot of flowers

So Many, many, many...flowers

Blossom...

Gees! Why isn't this working?

Tell me, why isn't this working?

Really beautiful!

A lot of people had said praises like this before

But I usually do not admit

You know sometimes one has to be humble

But if you don't admit, people will say you are sarcastic

Cantonese would describe a man handsome

They often do that

Do you think I am handsome?

What do you mean?

Me, handsome!

Who is it?

It's you! Grasshopper

Why did you dress yourself with flowers?

Take a look at your hat yourself

What? My hat?

Who is it?

You bring her with you, I'll distract them

Go

My legs are numb

I'll carry you

Master, master

What is it?

Master, I saw a walking flower pot

What? A walking flower pot? Are you crazy?

I really saw it

We'll split into three teams, let's go!

Grasshopper

Move it

Don't run!

Over there! They are behind the bamboo sheet

The flower is over here!

I think I heard Grasshopper's voice

They are in front

Let's go!

Close your eyes quickly!

You want to kill me!

Hey! Why are you blocking my sight?

I can't see at all

Do you still remember how you get the egg

This is our last chance

Quick, run, run...

Hey, what did you see?

Mr Chang and Ms Mei fly up to the sky

Stupid, how could human being fly?

Shit! Miss Mei!

Come with me!

How can human being fly!

- Good night! - Wait!

Are you coming tonight?

I'll let you know tomorrow

- Hey! What's the matter? - Nothing, go

I saw them flying together yesterday

What?

What did you see?

I thought I saw Chang Ching...

You're always not sure. It must be him!

Let's get him

Come out

Abbot, why are you short of breath

Ha ha ha. You are short of breath too

I should be the only one who should be short of breath

I dreamt of being chased by a chicken!

- A chicken? - Master, master...

I lost him!

You stupid, the chicken is gone already. Let's go!

Why are you so early this morning?

I come out whenever I want to

Why do you have black circles under your eyes?

I didn't sleep well last night

You must be thinking of me last night!

I brought a friend to see you

Oh! It's you, uncle Bill, why are you here?

I come to tell you

Are you dreaming?

Just tell her if you really like her

- I'm dreaming? - If you are not dreaming

You must be out of your mind

Look at her just like a floating cloud

If she is a cloud, what am 1?

You are a bird

You should hand around the cloud

It makes sense?

When you are in heat, dirty mind is hard to beat

Speak!

Do I look like a bird?

Oh my dear little white cloud!

Do you love this bird?

Little white cloud!

I love you, I love you

Please don't leave me!

Hey! What are you doing!

Are you crazy?

Oh! I'm just having a dream

Mr Tong, why are you so early?

You've got black eyes? Didn't you sleep well?

You're right

I was up thinking about you the entire night

Why are you thinking of me?

There's something I need to say to but don't know how

You better think twice before you say it.

Do you know...

Last time, when you left Shaolin Temple alone

You were followed by secret police

Do you know that this action of yours

Would possibly get us all killed!

I remember when I was a kid

My family was really broke

There was once when I queue up for rice

And saw a man who jumped the queue

He was then beaten dead by the others

From then onwards

I knew the result of not following the masses

Otherwise will end up like that man

You Americans are so lucky

You don't need to queue up for rice

But please remember

You're now in China

You have to follow the rules!

Mr Chang

Master wants you in the Monkey Temple

Grasshopper

Is anyone else in the backyard with you last night?

Still that tough, huh?

Spank him again!

Tell the truth

Or else five more spanks

Again!

Get back up there, quick!

Master, I'm finished!

I ask you again

Is there somebody else except you?

I...I...

Tell us the truth

Master, it's painful

Tell me or there will be more pain

The truth

Spank again!

Stop it!

Mr Chang, its none of your business, don't admit it!

Please don't tell them!

He was just sneaking into backyard, it's no big deal!

He is no murderer or anything like that

You can spare all these inhuman torture!

He's only a kid!

He doesn't want to betray his friend

If he betrays me today

He'll betray Shaolin Temple tomorrow

Is that too difficult to comprehend!

How can you teach your pupils from now on?

You say you are moving along with the modern world!

The words are beautiful but you never open the cage

You won't give the kid freedom to visit the backyard!

How can you revolutionize Shaolin Temple like this?

Please don't torture him anymore

I will take the rest of the spanking for him

Come on!

I said go ahead!

Don't spank him, don't!

We are even from now on!

Don't torture this kid anymore

My ass is painful, brother!

Shut your mouth

Wu-Yen

Master

Why are you here?

I thought it's your shift to cook?

Mr Chang said

He's been here too long

He said he wants to cook us a meal

He will arrange all vegetarian dishes for us!

What's that?

It's vegetarian food!

It's Sushi!

Have you tried before?

No!

Mr Chang, before you go

I have something to tell you

What is it?

The things you say inside the Monkey Temple today

I think it's absolutely right

But this doesn't mean I am wrong

Buddha has a saying

Right is wrong, wrong is right

Mr Chang, do you understand?

No, I don't

That means whatever you say are all wrong!

What?

You are leaving without settling Tong Ling's matter?

We Chinese doesn't work like you American

We follow up from beginning to the end

I am not asking you to stay

But if you decide to stay

It's your own decision!

What are you doing?

Why did you kiss me?

This is our American way of showing affection

You're not a woman, what is the big deal?

This is even worse, two men kissing and hugging!

Master

What?

You speak up!

Master

You tell us to take Mr Chang's luggage back to room?

I've told you already

What do you have or embarrass me?

Namonitabhaya!

Be careful Mr Chang, my ass is still hurting

This is Japanese food, vegetable Tempura!

And this is Sushi, and French fries!

Cheers!

He didn't leave?

He said read this if you are bored

Important thing in playing baseball is personal touch

Do you understand!

Yes we do!

Show me the position

Here's your lunch, miss Mei

Don't let Master know about this

Leave, leave now

Listen carefully, I'll teach you once more only

- Understand? - Yes

- Show me. - What?

I teach you once more

OK!

- Understand? - What?

Making fun of me?

Oh my god! Stay away!

Oh! Shit!

Killing 3 monks with one ball

I'm not sick, I'm just exhausted

You read books till dawn, that's why you're exhausted

Have you ever read this book before

Never. These books are only suitable for kids

Read it. It's very touching

Take this medicine!

Mr Chang, hurry up!

Will be in trouble if Master knows

I'm leaving now!

Swallow it!

Give me back the cover

Good girl

Touching?

Some pages are misssing

Miss Mei

It's my turn today

Use my energy to save my face

1,1,1,1,2,3

4,5,6,7

Take your time, you will be better than me

Bon Appetite...

Bon Appetite, ching

What did you say? You said Bon appetite?

Yes

Dad and Mom, she said Bon appetite

I am thrilled

We are leaving so soon? Leaving in three days

Yes

You don't want to leave?

Why do you say that?

I'm used to here, I'll miss it

What do you miss most?

My first love experience is like that of Miss Ching-Ching

both in love with the man who've afaid to show his affection

These pages in the book

are about how Miss Ching-Ching fells about Man-keung

She was hoping that Man-keung could stayed by her side

and to provide her with a cosy family.

I have the same expectation as Ching

That's why I am keeping these few pages from the book

Hoping that Ching will be able to see this

and learn what I am hoping for

I'll soon finish the book

I wonder if Ching-ching will get together

with Man-keung at the end

Master, it's you

Do you know that Mr Chang is leaving?

I know he'll leave sooner or later

He's only an ordinary passer by in China

Don't blind yourself with short-term happiness

Painful memories often come after happiness

I don't want him to leave Shaolin Temple

And left behind some bad memories for you

Miss Mei

He belongs to the outside world

You would not fit in

And it would be too late to find out!

Moreover, he's been with too many women

He won't stay behind for you

Who is this?

It's me, open up

We need to talk

We can talk likes this

I'm leaving in two days

You don't seem to have friends here

Maybe you want to come to the States with me?

You want me to go to the States with you?

If I ask you to stay in China

can you do that for me?

Namomitabhaya

Just shut up, I'll give you four times more. Just drive!

What do you want?

I don't like to take orders

So how much do you want?

I am a fair person

You cheat me once, I got back to you once

So we are even now

I'll charge according to the meter

You look dried up. I'll take you to a whore house

Beijing chicks are chubby and white

Monoglia chicks have big boops

If you don't like chicken, I can get you a cock

You shut up!

Or else I can get you a noisy bitch!

Wait! Stop the car

You want donkey!

Hey! I'm just kidding, man

Are you sure about this?

This donkey has got disease

Wait for me

You are really going all out for it, eh?

Make sure you have double protection!

Who the hell are you?

Hell, hell, hell

You are going to hell indeed

He just called in, I think he has arrived

Notify Captain Chiu!

OK

You should re-arrange your men

Captain Chiu, Mr Wong has arrived

He is waiting for you downstairs

- Let's go then. - OK

Mr Wong, my room is over there

Mr Wong, please come in

Please

This is the custom documents for the treasure

When she arrives in Taiwan

We'll pay you the other half of the money

No problem

But now I want another ten million U.S

What?

Ten million U.S.?

I thought we had a deal

The way I see it

I have to take out Chang Ching in Taiwan

Without causing any suspicion to U.S. authority

Plus returning the national treasure to you guys

So you guys can sell her to another country

All I got is just over ten million

This doesn't seem to be fair

You must realize

It is possible I can't return to U.S. after this

It's better to have some saving in the Bank

What if I say no?

You must bear in mind that

We are all in this together

If you back out now

And the plan is exposed. You'll be in shit too

Fine

Ten million is nothing

No

It's more important to have a friend

There are more chances in the future?

- Finish it off. - Yes

Watch out, I'll find a bag

Seal off all exists

Follow me

What's happening?

Back off, back off, nobody is allowed in

I shot him

Who?

Chang...

Give way

Nobody went through any exits

He must be upstairs

Where to?

Shaolin Temple

You are in a pool of blood

I only contracted this taxi

Don't you mess up the cab

Shut up and drive!

Drive

Listen, you better not die in my cab

You can die outside

Take a look yourself

What's the big deal?

You are stealing stack of blank papers

I told you to get laid!

- The middle pages, you idiot! - Can't we do this later?

Somebody help!

Stop right there

What are you doing here?

He's injured and I helped him

That's none of your business

Out

You think I wanna be here

He's injured

It's bad luck even meeting you

Leave Shaolin Temple immediately

Drive your stupid taxi

How dare you talk to me like that

You two please stop arguing

I'm gonna died of bleeding soon

He's way out of line

Anyway you look at it, I am his senior colleague

But you failed to give up the 6 carnal desires

And you indulge in gambling

You don't qualify to be my senior colleague

No qualify?

When I cash in you also got a share

You didn't say I'm not qualify

Anyway, master has forbidden your entry to Shaolin Temple

Fine, let's go

Don't leave, don't go

He asked you to leave, not me

Hey, we just went through death valleys together

How can I leave you now

Don't be so nice to me

Just leave me here at any corner

No way!

You better put him down so I can move him inside

Fine, I'll teach you a lesson on behalf of our Master

You stupid bald monk

You called me stupid bald monk. You, long hair bandit

Go to hell!

You bit me

- Again. - Sure, be my quest!

- Oh shit! - Great! I got you this time

Give it back to me!

Block him, don't stop me, block him

Kung-chi, stay right here

- Master, catch it... - Ok

Master, here's stick!

Hurry up

You little bugger, you chicken out?

Lost way

You stupid bald monk

Let's fight up here

Whoever falls down deserve to die

Then you'll be the one. I am not scared

You, go to hell!

- Good. - What?

Kung Ching you don't have respect

Betray your Master and injured the Abbot today

Betray my Master?

It's better than you betraying your country for money

What are you saying?

You team up with Tong Ling in crime

I have the evidence with me

Hiding the national treasure at Shaolin Temple

Senior Master

This is a total disgrace to the Buddhist Region

This is against my will

I was blackmailed by Tong Ling

You know how tricky and cunning he is

And now you disclose everything!

Our Master has been kidnapped by Tong Ling

Where is Mr Chang?

He's in my room

Why is he in your room?

He is sick, Sr.Master gave him medicine

he is resting now

What? What did you say?

He is sick

Sick?

I come to visit him and he's sick, what a co-incidence

I suspect he has been to the Police Headquarters

If only I could match his finger print on the weapon

You'll have to die before me!

You two come with me

You bring some people to Mei's room

Master, is he...

It's hard to say

Master

Master, is he going to blow...

Blow what?

He couldn't possibly be uninjured

No finger print on the murderer's weapon

I already know you had saved him with your admission

If it is not you who did it

How can he possibly be alive?

The fingerprints had proven the murder's identity

It's Chang Ching

With this evidence

it is easy to indict him of murder

Even if I let him go

The Americans would never leave him alone

But I need the truth from you

Cos' if anyone else lie to me

I do not care

But if you lie to me

I'll be really upset

You must know

How well I had treated you

at the research institute

Because I really like you a lot

Mr Tong, if you promise you won't hurt Ching

I'll do whatever you say

How can I heal from the two gun wounds?

When you were unconscious

Miss Mei asked me to use her power to save you

You should go to see her now

Thanks

If this incident that

cause the old master any danger

Please forgive me

Mei?

I've gone to the bookshop

And I finally finish the whole book

Miss Ching-ching and Hui Man-keung cannot be together

But I know we won't be like them

You must leave with me

You'll be safe at the States

You are leaving with me tonight

Every single time

I was so happy that we spent nights under the moon

I can't let go of you

When we arrive at America

We can spend every night under the moon

You'll be happy as ever

He's OK

He's absolutely fine

- Why are you so worried? - Master has heart problem

You have to take him to the hospital immediately

Why are you so stupid?

The plan will be a failure if I send him to hospital

The all my effort will be in vain

You should be ashamed of yourself

Master has done a lot of favors to us

How can you treat him like this

Calm down

I would let you go soon

Only when I get my share of money...

Everything will be back to normal

You're disguising me selling the national treasure

How can you live up to the country and its people?

I'm the big bastard

I faked you well, don't I?

Even my sister-in-law can't tell the difference in bed

You scared me to death

When [ finish my job

You can be the police captain again

OK?

Hey, this is fun

Keep a good look at my treasure

You must forgive your brother

Man's life is short

Just like the sound of bell

It will disappear in a glimpse...

Wind Charm

Master!

- Please take care. - Please take care

You are a big boy now, don't cry

- Take care. - You too

Master

You don't need to look for Miss Mei

Why not?

Cos' I took her away already

You took her away?

Where did you take her?

To Mr Tong's place

They had an agreement

If only Mr Tong agreed not to hurt you

She agreed to let Tong sell her to anyone

She didn't care about herself

Don't be foolish

Miss Mei had done all this for your own good

If I leave her like this

I can hardly consider myself a man

Wait a second

What do you want again?

Go now

Thank you

Hope you two can live happily ever after

If only you could find her

- Where are you going? - See you tomorrow!

Let's drink!

Let's drink, come over!

Cheers...

What are you doing, don't

Hate these people, pure harassment

Go out and have a look

I said you go and check!

Is everything OK?

Be careful, keep your eye on it!

I think

we can double cross the American...

That will do it

Shut up

Did you hear something?

- No, nothing! - What noise?

- The sound from Wind Charm! - Nothing at all

Are you sure?

Nothing at all

Go, good!

Bottom's up! Bottom's up!

Chang Ching!

Look out!

Use the back door

Open it

How we gonna do?

Cover me and let's go

Let's battle!

Cover me, cover me

Don't stop, move out!

Charge! Charge!

Don't give up...

Don't move!

How can you get out, brother?

You never have thought of that?

You never know the time to confess

Don't push me! We'll all die together!

Let her go

Let her go

Look behind you

I know that's a gun behind me

But only if I can save Mei

I won't care about my life!

Don't come near

I'll kill her

I've decided not to go back to the States

I'll stay in China with you

You're so stupid

We all want to leave China

What can you do here?

I should have said this earlier

I don't know what you're talking about

I need a car to escape

Be quick

- Let her go! - You want to die

I don't care

Don't move

Do you want to cry?

Boss

- Ching - You guys protect her

- The rest follow me. - Yes!

Ching

What is that sound? What is happening?

What is that sound?

Wind Charm? Wind Charm?

Namomitabhaya...

I'm innocent, I'm innocent!

I'm innocent!

Namomitabhaya...

Go to Hell!

This is Captain Chiu

This is Captain Kam

How do you do?

If you have any message

Let me go and tell them

What else can I say?

This is the worse for me

I shouldn't have betrayed the country because of Master

I know I should go to jail

I'm afraid no one would lead Shaolin while I'm away

You are truly the eldest monk

Go back and be a leader if you have the time

No

When Master was alive, he didn't allow me to go back to Shaolin

Maybe when the pupils are out

I'll give them a ride for free

You have to keep your promise then

Thank you!

Don't worry

I don't think I'll have a chance to say farewell

Anything I can help?

I would like to go out for a while

Captain Chiu

One minute

Thank you!

Do you remember in the end of the book?

I don't believe that. This would happen to us

I'm not sure whether I will be allowed to stay in China

And I don't know when will I be able to see you again

But I know whenever I look at the moon

I will remember you

I have something for you

Can we do this one more time

I'm waiting!

I'm waiting...

Mei

I returned to the research institute for almost 2 years

During this period

This spring, the staff of research institute inform me

My power slowly disappeared without any reasonable explanation

That they don't need me anymore!

I finally can try and taste the life of a normal person

Although I got my freedom

But I am not as happy as before

Maybe it's because I've lost Ching!

I tried to locate Ching through many different sources

With no positive news

But I believe that he will come and look for me

Maybe one day, I will meet him again at the train station

Can you fly with me one more time