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Pretzel Fang.
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'Los Angeles.
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'I call it the City of Bullshitters.
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'Who am I to judge?
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'I live here, too.
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'This place will suck the life
right out of you.
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'Some people pick themselves up
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'after getting the shit
knocked out of them.
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'Others break down like an
old station wagon.
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'We can try to put off the inevitable...
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'but everything breaks down eventually.
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'Even a person's spirit.
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'But Moose...
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'he's unbreakable.'
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- Hey, Aaron.
- Chocolate Moose.
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I can't talk too long.
I gotta poo.
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Oh.
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So...
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- what's new with you?
- Nothing, just these thieves
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trying to take pictures of my stuff.
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See if they can get it cheaper on eBay.
It's brutal.
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You wanna know what's new with me?
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You got Martin Sheen's autograph on
my "Badlands" poster?
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Nope. I'm going to a party tonight
with Hunter Dunbar.
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- Really?
- Yep.
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- Hunter Dunbar?
- Yep.
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How'd that happen?
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I got invited to the cast and crew party
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- of "The Friday Night Killer".
- Huh!
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Well, somebody's moving up in the world.
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Well, that's cool, but...
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I'm gonna have a lot of Dunbar
autographs myself
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- after this weekend.
- Oh, yeah? Why's that?
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He's coming into the store.
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You're the Moose. You don't know this?
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What?
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He's signing copies of his new
book tomorrow night.
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- What?
- Here.
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Ah.
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Why didn't you tell me this was
actually happening?
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It just came together.
What am I supposed to do?
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Call you on your moped?
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Is he signing collectibles
or just the book?
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No, just the book.
And you gotta buy it here,
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and you gotta have a receipt.
I'm checking.
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I got some special things at home,
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but I need something super special.
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Well, you've had your mitts on just
about everything we got.
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We got those lobby cars, and the
Carver one, two, and four.
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Somebody fucking stole three.
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The British Quad for "Ghost Train".
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You are such an idiot.
"Ghost Train" is so typical.
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I need something... I need...
I need something rememberable.
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Is that a word, Moose?
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Well, this idiot still has...
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this vest.
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That's "Space Vampires".
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- Is it still $800?
- Listen,
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it's never really been an item
in the Moose range.
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Yeah, but make it cheaper. Look, you...
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How many times do I come in
here to this store?
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How many times do I spend my
hard-earned money
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in that cash register?
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And how many times have we had
this exact discussion?
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I got $300, that's all I have.
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Please let me have the vest. Please?
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Please?
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I don't know why it is so hard for me
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to say no to you, Moose.
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I want your $300,
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and I want you to pay it by
the end of this year.
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Yes, sir!
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I want you to have it.
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And don't forget it tomorrow either.
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Oh, my God.
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Moose, that's stupid putting
it on backwards.
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I know.
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♪ When the sun leaks through the shades ♪
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♪ I see your point of view ♪
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♪ I could say everything's OK... ♪
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Dunbar.
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Come on, come on.
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It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Dunbar.
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I have every one of your VHS's and DVD's.
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It's, like, everybody says that.
Say something sm...
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I don't... I'm...
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Say something different.
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Say something... No, I should tell him...
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Oh, oh, my God, he'll love this.
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You were really rad in "Vampire Killers".
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Oh?
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You want me to call you by
your first name?
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Hi, Hunter. This is a one and only shirt,
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but I could tell you where to... get it,
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but there won't be any there.
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He's gonna love me. He's gonna love me!
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'I put some of the
blame on myself.
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'I just wanted to be a good friend.'
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Hey, Moose. Sorry I'm late.
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What took you so long, Leah?
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I've been waiting here, like, 200 hours.
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- I know.
- Seriously, I was gonna leave.
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Sorry. I'm sorry. OK?
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The party's just starting
to ramp up anyway.
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Did you bring the cutters?
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Scissors, dude?
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I said bolt cutters.
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I don't know what they are.
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Couldn't you just go to a hardware store?
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I mean, Dunbar has to be worth a trip
to little Home Depot.
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He sure is. You think he'll like my shirt?
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This is, like, my best horror shirt.
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- Do you think he'll like it?
- Yeah, he'll... he'll like it.
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You know what? We're gonna do this
the old fashioned way.
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OK, you're gonna get up here.
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You're gonna put your foot into my hand.
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You're gonna reach high, and then...
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you'll pull yourself over, OK?
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Alright.
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Up.
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One. Two. Three.
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Whoa, Nelly.
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It's ju...
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Oh, my God. Moose, are you OK?
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Am I alright?
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I mean, you sound alright.
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Is my shirt alright?
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I'm sure your shirt is fine.
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This is not a good idea!
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Just get Hunter Dunbar's autograph
and split, OK?
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Hey there. Can I get you a drink, sir?
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- Hmm?
- Can I get you a drink?
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I'll just have a strawberry milkshake
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with real ice cream, please.
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Yeah, we don't...
we don't have milkshakes,
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but I can make you a cocktail
or pour you a soda?
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No, thanks. I just want a shake.
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- May I ask you a question?
- Sure.
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- Is Hunter Dunbar here tonight?
- Who?
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Hunter Dun...
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Excuse me, Amanda?
Excuse me, Amanda?
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Hi.
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How are you this evening?
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Um, I'm wonderful, thank you. And you?
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I'm just fine. Thank you for asking.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Your... Your movie is amazing,
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and you're going to be amazing in it.
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- Thank you. That's so sweet.
- I love your shirt.
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It's the only one in the world.
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Hmm.
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I'm a really big fan of yours, Amanda.
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I really think your work is solid
and minutes into days,
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and I think you're really good in
"Kill or Be Killed".
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You should do more horror pictures,
Amanda.
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Yeah.
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You're a great Final Girl.
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You certainly know my work.
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Yeah.
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Do you know where Hunter
Dunbar is tonight?
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Uh... Hunter? Well, you know,
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I believe Hunter is at his son's
elementary school play.
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You know, all those kids must think
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that Hunter is some, sorta like,
real-life action hero.
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- Great!
- Oh!
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No outside bags allowed.
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I need... I need to get an
autograph from Amanda.
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Just let me have one autograph, Amanda.
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That's enough, let's go. Come on.
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No, don't... You... Don't let him
do this to me, Amanda.
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I'm a fan. I'm her number one fan.
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Stop it! Stop it!
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Stop it! I came here to see Hunter Dunbar.
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Leah! Leah! Leah!
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Who is it?
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Open the door!
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I just wanted an autograph!
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Open the door, Moose!
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I put my neck on the line for you,
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so that you could continue with
your freaky little hobby
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collecting autographs like a child,
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and this is how you repay me?
By acting like a maniac?
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"Maniac", that's a great movie.
Not the crappy remake.
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That was overrated.
It's the new one I like.
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- Don't change the subject.
- It was, it...
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It was Amanda who got me kicked out, Leah.
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She was the one being a celebutard.
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Well, it doesn't matter, Moose, OK?
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Because I have to pay the rent,
and this camera is how I do it.
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If you can't respect that,
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then this is the last favor I'm
ever doing for you.
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Hunter Dunbar wasn't even
there last night.
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You promised that he'd be there.
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Do not... raise... your voice at me.
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Not a good look, Moose.
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I can do what I want.
You're not my mom.
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♪ Dance with me the gallowdance
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♪ As disorientated...
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♪...as you can ♪
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That was hysterical.
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Poppycock!
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Poppycock!
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Hello. Welcome to Hol...
Welcome to Hollywood.
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Welcome to Hollywood...
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...where
dreams are made of.
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Place where dreams are made of.
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Where dreams are made...
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London Bridge is right over there.
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It's over...
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The Beatles are here!
The Beatles are here!
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- Hello, Tricy.
- 'Hello, Tracy.'
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Hello, Tricy.
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Jack the Ripper.
Jack the Ripper.
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What's up, LA?
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I am the Boulevard's premiere
multimedia entertainer,
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and extreme performance artist
here to astonish you...
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and leave you breathless.
Alright?
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Now, my name is Todd...
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but some folks, they call me Todd the God.
Alright?
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And I'm about to blow your minds, alright?
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Now you all came to see
an amazing show, right?
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Yeah!
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Alright, now before I prove to you
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that I am the most hardcore
illusionist on the Boulevard,
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can I please get some brave soul to
test this nail for me
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to prove it's not a fake?
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Shh! Shh!
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Is that the "Quine"?
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You heard it hear, folks.
It's real... and it's hard.
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Alright.
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Oh, yeah! Ha-ha!
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Man, I love this shit!
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Whoo! Come on, come on,
get your money out.
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Right now. Money in these buckets.
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Come on, look at this. Ah...
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There we go, keep 'em coming.
Keep 'em coming. Come on.
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This is one-of-a-kind
entertainment right here.
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Right on the streets of Hollywood!
Todd the God, baby!
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Whoo!
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- Man, is this really it?
- How about that, motherfucker?
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I'm doing all the fucking dangerous work.
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- Fuck you, Slim!
- Oh, yeah? Huh?
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- Yeah, go fuck yourself.
- Good luck, you fucking pussy!
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- Fuck off!
- Piece of shit.
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Fucking bullshi... Hey, Moose!
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Hey, man, why the rush?
Sorry about Slim's behavior.
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I gotta go, Todd.
I'm meeting with Hunter Dunbar.
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- Hunter Dumbbell, huh?
- Hunter Dunbar!
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He happens to be the best
actor on the planet.
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OK, well, why haven't you
introduced me, Moose?
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I don't even know him yet, Todd.
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We can do that later.
Right now, I gotta proposition for you.
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Slim and I, we just ended our partnership,
253
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and I want you to fill in for him.
Alright?
254
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,804
- I don't want to.
- Look, it's easy, OK?
255
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:11,644
I do all the hard work
hypnotizing the masses,
256
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:12,961
you just need to pick a couple pockets.
257
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,942
I don't want to, Todd!
258
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,697
You don't respect the Boulevard and
you don't respect the fans.
259
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,654
- And I don't steal from people.
- People? People?
260
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:25,161
They're not people, Moose!
They're fucking tourists!
261
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,955
- Moose, where you been?
- It's not over yet, is it?
262
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,289
Relax, relax. We've gotta get you in line.
263
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,547
- Have you got the vest?
- I sure do. Is he gonna sign?
264
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:38,125
- Is he gonna sign?
- Moose, shh.
265
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,794
- Go right in.
- Yo, man, chill.
266
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,803
- I'm sorry.
- What the hell?
267
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,137
- I got Vis a Vis markers.
- Yeah, great. Cool.
268
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,847
- You can use one if you want.
- Awesome.
269
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,887
Who am I making this out to?
270
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:52,898
- It's, uh, Alex.
- Alex. Alex.
271
00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:56,481
"To... Alex, best wishes..."
272
00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,401
- There you go.
- Thanks.
273
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,029
Thank you.
274
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,492
Thank you. Have a good day.
275
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,415
Thanks for coming by.
276
00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,544
Excuse me, Mr. Dunbar.
There's a woman named Brenda out back?
277
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,375
She says she needs to speak to you.
278
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,461
Says it's important. I don't know.
279
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,000
OK.
280
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:04,965
- Alright.
- It's just out back over here.
281
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,256
Excuse me.
282
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,429
- Aaron, he's leaving.
- Oh, Moo...
283
00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,935
- Is he gonna sign?
- Moose...
284
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,936
- Aaron, he's leaving.
- Moose, it's OK.
285
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,815
- Is he gonna sign?
- Moose, he's gonna sign.
286
00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:20,603
Oh.
287
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,030
Hey, buddy.
288
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,414
What the hell you doing here?
289
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:35,951
Maybe you could remember that I
have date tonight.
290
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,915
You said you'd watch Tanner.
291
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,829
- Tonight?
- Mr. Dunbar?
292
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,464
- Look, I messed up.
- Mr. Dunbar.
293
00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:44,627
I was the next fan in line.
I think you forgot.
294
00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:46,840
Just... just take it easy, buddy.
Take it easy.
295
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,533
- I sure will.
- Just give me a minute, OK?
296
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,345
I sure will. Thank you, Mr. Dunbar.
297
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:56,058
You thought it was OK to bring him here?
298
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:58,018
It's not OK.
299
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,609
OK, alright. OK. OK.
300
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,987
I'm... I'm sorry. I fucked up.
301
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,023
Yeah.
302
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,941
Clearly this means a lot to you.
303
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,193
Clearly.
304
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,953
You know what I'm gonna do?
305
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,909
Tomorrow I'm gonna call you
306
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:17,372
and you can unload whatever it is you
want to unload on me.
307
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:21,292
Get it all off your chest, OK?
308
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:25,960
You're so full of shit, Hunter.
309
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,969
But you're a great actor.
310
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:31,176
You got thirty minutes.
311
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,224
Fuck!
312
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:37,103
I'm on your side.
313
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:40,060
You're the best, Mr. Dunbar.
You're the best.
314
00:22:40,109 --> 00:22:42,101
You need to learn some
fucking manners, buddy.
315
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,776
I'm sorry, Mr. Dunbar, but...
316
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,858
I have every VHS, I have every DVD.
317
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:48,068
You're so rad in "Warriors",
318
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:49,858
I just don't want you not
to sign my stuff.
319
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,750
You came to the place,
but I'm officially done.
320
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,870
But wait till you see the
special items I have.
321
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,997
This is "Space Vampires".
322
00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,498
How about I sign your face
with my fucking fists?
323
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,899
That's a collector's item you're not
gonna want to take home.
324
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,880
Trust me.
325
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,087
Yes, sir.
326
00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,551
Can I ask you a question?
327
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:17,890
Mm-hmm.
328
00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:21,056
How do you guys find celebrity houses?
329
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,316
How do you find them?
330
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,067
Why do you ask?
331
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,983
Well, is it difficult?
332
00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:30,570
Is it difficult to find
famous people's houses?
333
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:34,532
Well, uh... Well, I mean,
sometimes it can be tricky,
334
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:37,573
but we have our ways.
335
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,999
Do you think that...
that it would be difficult
336
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:41,496
to find Hunter Dunbar's house?
337
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,912
I can't think of
one good reason
338
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,957
why you, of all people should know
where Hunter Dunbar lives.
339
00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:50,047
I just... I wanna see how
successful he is.
340
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,717
OK. Cool.
341
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:57,350
Um... well, if I want to get a
really embarrassing shot
342
00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:00,558
of some hung-over
celebutard in his bathrobe
343
00:24:00,648 --> 00:24:02,139
at some other celebutard's house,
344
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,854
I use my handy dandy Star Map app.
345
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:06,894
- Star Map app?
- Yeah.
346
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,445
It is...
347
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,318
right there.
348
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:13,149
Holy cow, Batman.
349
00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,444
- Pretty cool, right?
- Is this for real?
350
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:18,910
Yeah. Well, sometimes, I mean,
if the address is wrong
351
00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,581
you'll still see a celebrity,
352
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,458
because, I mean, they all live up there.
353
00:24:22,503 --> 00:24:25,291
So either way, cha-ching for me, you know?
354
00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:27,456
Ah.
355
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:31,592
OK. I'm downloading.
356
00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:33,720
Wait, Moose. You...
357
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,889
You have to promise me, OK?
358
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,344
You have to be careful.
359
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:40,010
I don't want you to be
accused of stalking.
360
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:43,055
That's hilarious.
361
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:47,477
- I'm not an idiot.
- No. I know you're not.
362
00:24:47,528 --> 00:24:49,690
Alright. You can have one.
363
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,024
- One?
- Yup.
364
00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:53,156
Thanks.
365
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,235
I love you, Moosey.
366
00:24:58,247 --> 00:25:00,739
I love you.
367
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:05,702
Leah, pick up, pick up, pick up. Pick up!
368
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,591
- Hello?
- 'Leah! I gotta thank you.'
369
00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,756
Thank you, thank you, so much.
370
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,891
'OK, calm down. Thank me for what?'
371
00:25:19,977 --> 00:25:22,310
The Star Map app. It's awesome!
372
00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,471
It's so awesome. Ben Affleck's house.
373
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,231
'I saw his house. It's so big.
374
00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:29,268
'Did you know he has two pools?'
375
00:25:29,319 --> 00:25:32,858
And James Franco lives 15
minutes away from me.
376
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,528
Fifteen minutes.
He's practically my neighbor.
377
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:39,911
And Jamie Lee Curtis, her bar is so big.
It's so big, Leah.
378
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:41,662
OK, Moose.
379
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:43,699
Just remember what I said, OK?
380
00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:46,209
Don't worry. Don't worry.
Please don't worry.
381
00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:49,337
OK, Moosey out. I gotta go. I gotta go.
382
00:25:58,057 --> 00:26:00,219
'Dear Mr. Dunbar,
383
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:04,261
'I am writing you because I
really care about you.
384
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:08,227
'I met you at the Hollywood
Book and Poster Shop.
385
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:11,985
'You made it clear that I bothered you,
386
00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:15,113
'and that's the last thing
I wanted to do.'
387
00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:25,077
'I have seen all your movies.
388
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:27,208
'I love, love, love them.
389
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:32,464
'But I waited in line for over
an hour to meet you,
390
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:35,251
'and you didn't even take the time
391
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:38,136
'to give me one autograph.
392
00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:42,011
'I even spent all my money
to buy your vest.'
393
00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:46,224
Oh, yeah. I'll draw a picture of...
the vest.
394
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:49,764
'Please take more time to show your fans
395
00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,604
'how much you care about them.
396
00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:54,565
'Without us, you're nothing.'
397
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,605
This is gonna do it.
398
00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:59,821
'P.S. Will you please sign my vest
399
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:03,157
'and follow me on social media?'
400
00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,248
'Love...
401
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:11,710
'Moose.'
402
00:27:15,134 --> 00:27:18,787
2845.
403
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,344
28... Alright.
404
00:27:20,430 --> 00:27:22,422
284...
405
00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:53,081
Hey!
406
00:27:57,718 --> 00:27:58,959
Hey.
407
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,095
Can I help you?
408
00:28:07,186 --> 00:28:09,894
Hey, Danny. Why don't you go inside
the house for a second
409
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,520
and fire up the Xbox, alright?
410
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:13,724
I'll be in in a minute.
411
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:19,480
Hi, Danny. Hi, Danny.
412
00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:37,664
I don't know what you're
doing outside my house
413
00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:41,300
like some deaf, mute pervert,
but I suggest you keep moving.
414
00:28:41,345 --> 00:28:44,383
Unless you want trouble.
415
00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:48,141
- You want trouble?
- I sure don't. I sure don't.
416
00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:50,302
Here's a letter for you.
417
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,937
- It's a letter.
- You wrote a letter?
418
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:54,643
I don't accept letters here.
419
00:28:57,694 --> 00:29:01,358
Listen, pal, I don't know
how you found me,
420
00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:04,023
but I don't ever want to see you
in this neighborhood again.
421
00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,442
OK? You understand?
422
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:07,281
I just want your autograph, Mr. Dunbar.
423
00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:10,072
I collect autographs. And I bought your...
424
00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:12,365
I bought your vest from "Vampire Killers".
425
00:29:12,459 --> 00:29:16,419
It was $300. See?
426
00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,337
What, are you some sorta
freak autograph hound
427
00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:20,749
that won't leave me the fuck alone?
428
00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:22,884
You can't just come to my
private residence
429
00:29:22,928 --> 00:29:25,045
looking for me.
430
00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:30,968
You want my autograph?
431
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,430
Give me the pen.
432
00:29:34,231 --> 00:29:35,472
Thank you.
433
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,350
I got your autograph.
434
00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:40,985
Right there...
435
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:45,023
...is my autograph.
436
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:48,985
Now get the fuck out of here.
437
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:16,312
'They say you should
never meet your heroes.
438
00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:19,269
'But meeting them's not the problem.
439
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,976
'It's when you get too close.
440
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:28,362
'Close enough to see what's
behind the mask.
441
00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,452
'That's a line they don't
want you to cross.'
442
00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,617
'Ello, little boy.
443
00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:14,449
You want to take a photograph with me?
444
00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:17,206
- '...my mate Dave.'
- Did you see my mate Dave?
445
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,661
'No worries.'
446
00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,497
I'm not really from London, you know?
447
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:23,379
A lot of people think I'm from London.
448
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:24,459
But I'm not.
449
00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,545
Come on!
450
00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:32,468
- You seem to know your stuff.
- I sure do. I sure do.
451
00:31:32,516 --> 00:31:34,257
But not like that Todd guy.
452
00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:37,052
He's not a God. He's full of doo-doo.
453
00:31:37,104 --> 00:31:42,816
He doesn't respect Hollywood.
I... I respect Hollywood. Yeah.
454
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,317
Alright, true love?
455
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:49,697
You're really good.
You're really good.
456
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,108
You're so good. Let me just...
457
00:31:57,874 --> 00:32:00,958
Don't forget to see the Wax
Museum before you go home.
458
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:08,048
Ah! 'Sup, fucking gaylord?
459
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:11,211
Hey, hey, oh, oh.
Don't arrest me, Officer.
460
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:12,925
It wasn't me. No, I swear.
461
00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:15,118
I swear I didn't even know she was
still in high school.
462
00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:16,508
He didn't.
463
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,426
Ah, what you doing here, Moose, huh?
464
00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:20,265
Did you make some serious money?
465
00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:22,851
- No, it was pretty slow.
- Oh, slow, huh?
466
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,481
You call that slow? See?
467
00:32:24,526 --> 00:32:26,483
I... I call that ball.
468
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:28,485
A little fake blood.
A little movie magic.
469
00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:29,896
You like movies, don't you, Moose?
470
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,486
That's what's up. Come on, dude.
Let's celebrate.
471
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,387
You do the honors, Slim.
You fucking earned it today.
472
00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:36,698
You know, I think he should do the honors.
473
00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:39,534
Would you like to do these honors?
474
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,951
- I think he fuckin' would!
- Yeah, suck it, huh?
475
00:32:44,004 --> 00:32:47,042
Oh, man!
476
00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:50,583
Yo, when I'm high, it's like the
money rains from the heavens,
477
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,627
right into my pocket.
478
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,591
Then why do you steal from people?
479
00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:57,677
- Why do you steal from people?
- Whoa, whoa, what'd you say?
480
00:32:57,726 --> 00:32:59,308
Something about stealing?
481
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:00,684
You didn't say nothing.
482
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,206
And that's the way you're gonna keep it.
483
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:04,392
Give the guy a break.
484
00:33:04,441 --> 00:33:07,684
He's working his ass off out there,
do righty. Just...
485
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:10,695
He just does it a little bit
different than we do.
486
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:13,698
- Everything OK in here?
- Yeah.
487
00:33:13,742 --> 00:33:15,574
We're just talking about
the Dodgers, Dick.
488
00:33:15,619 --> 00:33:18,612
Why can't you leave this guy alone, huh?
489
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,655
Now get out of here, you degenerates.
490
00:33:20,707 --> 00:33:23,666
Bye-bye, Moosey.
491
00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:26,703
Keepin' two eyes on you, Moose.
492
00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:29,873
That's not very nice, Dick.
493
00:33:29,925 --> 00:33:32,087
OK?
494
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,634
Why are you letting those freaks push
you around like that?
495
00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:38,923
They're just playing.
496
00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,682
You're a good guy, Moose!
497
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:42,684
You shouldn't be messing
around with those fools.
498
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:44,721
They're just playing.
499
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:47,641
You can't let people keep shitting on you.
500
00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,149
One day, you're gonna need to learn
501
00:33:49,194 --> 00:33:51,060
how to stand up for yourself.
502
00:33:51,154 --> 00:33:53,897
You're gonna have to learn
how to fight back.
503
00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:56,441
OK?
504
00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:57,529
I'm late.
505
00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:59,694
I've gotta go.
506
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,743
'I have no idea
507
00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:11,085
'why Moose would go back to
that man's house.
508
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:15,801
But I suppose when you find
the cookie jar...
509
00:34:17,013 --> 00:34:19,847
it's hard to not go back for more.
510
00:35:02,976 --> 00:35:05,684
I did it. I did it.
511
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,365
Why would Hunter Dunbar let this die?
512
00:35:23,455 --> 00:35:25,788
Hey!
513
00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:28,874
Get out!
514
00:35:28,918 --> 00:35:31,205
Get out of here!
515
00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:55,647
What are you doing?
You trying to give me a heart attack?
516
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:57,652
Of course not.
517
00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:00,064
You can't just sneak up on
people like that, Moose.
518
00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:02,779
I almost had a shot of Conrad Hall
walking outta Earth Bar.
519
00:36:02,827 --> 00:36:05,285
Earth Bar sucks, no milkshakes.
520
00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:08,038
Yeah, well, your best friend
Hunter Dunbar's co-star,
521
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:10,120
Ms. Title, walked out of there earlier
522
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:13,536
and blessed me with a see-through
blouse, no bra.
523
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,917
It's funny that you mention Dunbar.
524
00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:18,833
Because I was just at his house.
525
00:36:18,927 --> 00:36:21,465
- You're kidding, right?
- Nope.
526
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,755
I used the Star Map app,
the one that you told me about.
527
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:26,766
Takes you directly to his house. And...
528
00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29,518
His plants, he should take
better care of his plants.
529
00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:32,521
I did not tell you to use
the Star Map app.
530
00:36:32,565 --> 00:36:34,727
- You sure did.
- No, I did not.
531
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,267
I told you about the app
532
00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:38,422
because you are the biggest movie
fan I know, and I thought
533
00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:40,132
you'd get a kick out of seeing
where the stars live.
534
00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:42,113
You cannot just invade people's privacy.
535
00:36:42,158 --> 00:36:44,275
I'm not in trouble, Leah.
536
00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:47,570
I just dropped a letter off at
his house, that was it.
537
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,204
Moose, this is really bad.
538
00:36:49,249 --> 00:36:51,582
I can't believe you're acting like this.
539
00:36:51,668 --> 00:36:53,330
I thought you'd be happy for me.
540
00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:55,085
Happy for you?
541
00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,000
I would have never encouraged you
542
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,085
if I knew you'd turn into
a creepy little stalker.
543
00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:04,095
I am not a stalker.
I am a fan, Leah!
544
00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:06,802
You should know that better than anybody.
545
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:09,843
You're being so mean.
Like Hunter's wife.
546
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,303
Moose!
547
00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:17,858
She is not my BBF. She is not.
548
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,732
Moose! Oh, come on...
549
00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:26,442
Hey, hey. My man!
We on for tonight's show or what?
550
00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:28,486
We are gonna be making mucho Donald Trump.
551
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:30,641
- Leave me alone, Todd.
- You're not gonna make paper
552
00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:32,907
in that bullshit bobby
cop outfit, alright?
553
00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:36,290
If you really need money,
I can make you money, alright?
554
00:37:36,379 --> 00:37:38,399
Give you what you need,
easy. I go on in 15. Alright?
555
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:39,959
I can teach you how to hustle.
556
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:42,757
And I really... I need the cash,
Moose, in a bad way.
557
00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:45,590
Yeah, to buy drugs? To buy drugs?
To buy drugs?
558
00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:48,972
- What does it matter to you?
- I'm not doing it, Todd!
559
00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:51,634
Just leave me alone.
Just leave me alone.
560
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,554
Just leave me alone.
Just leave me alone.
561
00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:56,013
Fucking pussy!
562
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:58,269
You don't have the balls to
get what you want.
563
00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:00,731
Alright? I got an amazing
business opportunity here
564
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:03,312
staring you right in the face,
you know that?
565
00:38:03,406 --> 00:38:05,068
I'm done playing nice. Alright?
566
00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:08,530
You're gonna help me make
some fucking cash, bitch.
567
00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:16,501
I wish Freddy Krueger would come
and chop off your head.
568
00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:20,959
And it would roll in the street and
a truck would squish it
569
00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:24,045
and the blood would splatter everywhere.
570
00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:27,302
And everyone would watch it!
571
00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:37,897
You're not worth it anyway.
572
00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:38,977
Moose!
573
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:42,936
Will I get in trouble?
Am I in trouble?
574
00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:45,817
Are you kidding me?
I'm proud of you.
575
00:38:45,865 --> 00:38:47,322
- You're proud of me?
- Yes.
576
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:49,324
- You're proud of me?
- You did good.
577
00:38:49,369 --> 00:38:52,487
People have to just stop
calling me a stalker.
578
00:38:52,539 --> 00:38:53,700
Stalker?
579
00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,910
They have to stop calling me a loser.
580
00:38:55,959 --> 00:38:59,248
Because I...
581
00:38:59,295 --> 00:39:01,127
Even my friends are calling me that.
582
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:04,756
Newsflash, Moose:
Todd is not your friend, man.
583
00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:09,717
I know, but people have to
stop picking on me.
584
00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:14,418
I'm gonna make them stop.
585
00:39:23,194 --> 00:39:24,526
Mr. Dunbar.
586
00:39:24,571 --> 00:39:27,029
I need to talk to you about something.
587
00:39:27,073 --> 00:39:28,860
This afternoon, while you were out,
588
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:31,776
some crazy man ran into your backyard.
589
00:39:31,828 --> 00:39:33,694
What are you talking about?
590
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,658
I had to scare him away.
591
00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:37,990
Yeah, well...
592
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:40,500
you sure this crazy man
wasn't the gardener?
593
00:39:40,545 --> 00:39:42,878
No, this was something different.
594
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:46,006
Well, whatever you did, it worked.
595
00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:55,550
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Come here.
596
00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:59,892
- You alright?
- I was so scared.
597
00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:03,057
Jesus, you're shaking.
598
00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,772
You OK?
599
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:13,283
Yeah.
600
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:21,333
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
601
00:40:23,129 --> 00:40:25,587
I'm sorry, that was...
That's my fault.
602
00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:28,215
- I apologize.
- It's OK.
603
00:40:28,259 --> 00:40:33,050
It's just... I don't think we
can do that anymore.
604
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:35,214
OK. OK.
605
00:40:40,396 --> 00:40:41,603
Dora?
606
00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:44,516
Yeah?
607
00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:47,355
You, uh, you're really doing
a great job around here.
608
00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:50,980
Feels like a home again. Thank you.
609
00:40:51,032 --> 00:40:53,069
Mm-hmm.
610
00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:57,160
Shit!
611
00:40:57,246 --> 00:41:00,034
Julio.
612
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:03,042
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Ah.
613
00:41:03,086 --> 00:41:04,952
You gotta listen to me when I talk to you.
614
00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:07,917
Sorry, señor. I was just
listening to my music.
615
00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:11,000
Dora said she saw somebody
sneak into the yard today.
616
00:41:11,052 --> 00:41:14,136
She's concerned, which, you know,
makes me very concerned.
617
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:17,014
Did you see someone strange
in the yard today?
618
00:41:17,058 --> 00:41:20,096
No, no, señor.
I just focus on work, is all.
619
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,184
- Alright.
- Just work, eh?
620
00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:23,437
OK. Look, do me a favor.
621
00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:26,189
You see somebody strange in the
yard you let me know, OK?
622
00:41:26,234 --> 00:41:27,395
- Sí, sí, sí, sí.
- Alright?
623
00:41:27,443 --> 00:41:30,186
Señor Hunter, it's raining out,
I cannot finish.
624
00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:32,230
Uh, maybe I go home?
625
00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:36,025
- Yeah. Yeah, go home.
- Gracias.
626
00:41:40,832 --> 00:41:44,291
Alright. Come on, we're late.
627
00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:46,292
You gonna score me some
goals today, or what?
628
00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:48,420
- Yeah.
- Alright. Get in. Get in...
629
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,032
No, don't read it!
630
00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:27,209
Don't read it! Don't read it!
Don't read it!
631
00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:29,377
Ow!
632
00:42:30,715 --> 00:42:33,458
Help! Help! Help!
633
00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:35,466
I'm just a fan. I'm just...
634
00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:37,257
- Ayuda, ayuda!
- Just stop hitting me!
635
00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:39,388
- Ayuda!
- Be quiet!
636
00:42:42,018 --> 00:42:45,477
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
637
00:42:45,521 --> 00:42:48,059
Are you OK?
638
00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:52,101
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
639
00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:54,065
That's a nosebleed.
640
00:42:54,155 --> 00:42:56,147
That... That's bad. That's bad.
641
00:42:56,199 --> 00:42:59,658
I had a nosebleed. It wasn't fun.
642
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:02,115
But you... you fix it.
643
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:05,122
You take paper towels and
you put it up your nose...
644
00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:39,823
No laser.
645
00:43:39,867 --> 00:43:41,779
No alarm.
646
00:43:43,287 --> 00:43:45,995
I'm... in...
647
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,498
Hunter... Dunbar's...
648
00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:50,330
house!
649
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,922
"Best Monster Makeup."
650
00:43:58,094 --> 00:43:59,756
"Best Stunt."
651
00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,218
Moose is in the house.
652
00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:08,932
Moose is in the house.
653
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:11,563
Watch out. Watch out!
654
00:44:11,607 --> 00:44:13,348
Here's... Moosey.
655
00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:18,820
♪ You rock my head
and you rattle my head ♪
656
00:44:18,865 --> 00:44:22,199
♪ You rock it, rock it,
rock it like I go to bed ♪
657
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,487
Poor Danny.
658
00:44:26,622 --> 00:44:29,330
All that money, no ice cream.
659
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:50,348
This is not a good script.
660
00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:53,184
He should not do it.
661
00:44:58,988 --> 00:45:00,604
"Two for sleep."
662
00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:04,282
"One for insomnia."
663
00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:08,369
Poor Dunbar.
664
00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:10,827
He shouldn't be taking drugs.
665
00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:30,059
'Please come out.
666
00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:32,181
- 'Mommy's tired.'
- 'Hockey player.'
667
00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:36,060
'Mommy's tired and fat.
668
00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:38,100
'We're gonna have a little baby.
669
00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:41,145
'Did you look at that? Not funny.
670
00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:43,860
- 'I'm hot.'
- 'You're hot?'
671
00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:45,444
- 'Yes.'
- 'No...'
672
00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:48,907
- 'Don't do it.'
- 'I'm hungry, too.'
673
00:45:48,955 --> 00:45:51,117
'I am hungry. I'm hungry and I'm hot.'
674
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:53,310
- 'Babe, you are hot.'
- 'It's beautiful, but...'
675
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,166
- 'You're hot!'
- 'I am not.'
676
00:45:55,211 --> 00:45:56,418
'You're hot, baby.
677
00:45:56,462 --> 00:45:58,829
- 'You're smiling.'
- 'You're such a jackass.'
678
00:45:58,923 --> 00:46:00,459
'I love when you smile.'
679
00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:05,382
- 'OK, no more camera.'
- 'Alright, no more camera.
680
00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:07,091
'No more camera.'
681
00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:51,890
Where are you, you little shit?
682
00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:04,895
Blazer.
683
00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:07,485
Gonna put on a blazer.
684
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,516
Hey.
685
00:47:40,483 --> 00:47:42,566
No, I'm gonna pass.
686
00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:44,272
Because look, look. Here's the thing.
687
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,214
If I'm gonna be away on location
away from Danny that long,
688
00:47:46,238 --> 00:47:48,981
they gotta make it worth my while.
They gotta come up.
689
00:47:49,033 --> 00:47:50,365
That's just it.
690
00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:55,613
Anyways, I missed your mom this week.
691
00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:59,658
Yeah, Brenda's on another
one of her tears.
692
00:47:59,752 --> 00:48:03,166
No, I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it.
693
00:48:04,757 --> 00:48:07,921
Hey! You should know I, uh...
694
00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:11,636
kissed the maid again.
695
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,343
Cos I'm an idiot.
696
00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:19,094
I don't know, man.
697
00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:22,230
Some weirdo's been sneaking
around the house.
698
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,856
Yeah, I'll talk to you later, OK?
699
00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,896
Alright, call me.
700
00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:43,619
So, what's up? Mom doesn't make
you brush your teeth at home?
701
00:48:43,671 --> 00:48:46,584
- Not a lot.
- What do you mean, "not a lot"?
702
00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:48,168
Not as much as you do.
703
00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:53,095
I think I dropped your toothbrush
on the ground.
704
00:48:53,139 --> 00:48:55,256
Nah, I'm just kidding.
705
00:48:55,307 --> 00:48:56,388
Look, listen to me.
706
00:48:56,475 --> 00:48:58,637
Just because Mom doesn't enforce a rule
707
00:48:58,686 --> 00:49:00,894
doesn't mean you can't not
do something. Alright?
708
00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:03,646
You gotta brush your teeth in the
morning and at night,
709
00:49:03,691 --> 00:49:06,479
because that's what big boys do.
Big boys brush their teeth.
710
00:49:06,527 --> 00:49:10,020
And you're becoming a big boy now,
so you gotta do it.
711
00:49:10,072 --> 00:49:11,483
Spit.
712
00:49:11,532 --> 00:49:14,491
I don't know why you don't run the sink.
713
00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:17,531
- How's Mom?
- Good.
714
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,537
Yeah? She getting you to school OK?
715
00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:21,073
- Yeah.
- Promise?
716
00:49:21,125 --> 00:49:23,333
- Yeah.
- OK.
717
00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:26,370
You know, if there's anything
you ever need or want,
718
00:49:26,422 --> 00:49:28,505
- you can call me, right?
- Yeah.
719
00:49:28,549 --> 00:49:30,381
If you ever got any problems,
or whatever.
720
00:49:30,426 --> 00:49:31,633
Yeah.
721
00:49:31,677 --> 00:49:34,294
Alright. I love you, buddy.
722
00:49:34,346 --> 00:49:37,009
Sleep well, alright?
723
00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:13,753
'I wonder how many times
we bought the same work?
724
00:52:13,839 --> 00:52:18,425
'Hey, I mean, praying's for church, huh?
Come on.'
725
00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:20,631
'I haven't seen
you in church lately.'
726
00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:25,925
'Well, not much
sense in my going to church.
727
00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:29,640
'Do you remember one time when
we were small, we were out here?
728
00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:31,771
'It was from right over there.
729
00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:33,647
'I jumped out at you from behind the tree
730
00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:36,105
'and grandpa got all excited and
he shook his fist at me.
731
00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:39,487
'And he said,
"Boy, you'll be damned to hell."
732
00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:42,524
- 'Remember that?'
- Come on in.
733
00:52:42,576 --> 00:52:45,239
'You used to
really be scared.'
734
00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:48,655
- 'Johnny.'
- 'You're still afraid.'
735
00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,699
'Stop it now, I mean it.'
736
00:52:50,751 --> 00:52:54,290
Oh... Don't mind
my little Moosey.
737
00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:56,955
'They're coming to get you, Barbara.'
738
00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:00,299
'Stop it. You're ignorant.'
739
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:02,677
'They're coming for you, Barbara.'
740
00:53:02,721 --> 00:53:05,839
'Stop it.
You're acting like a child.'
741
00:53:05,933 --> 00:53:07,890
'They're coming for you.
742
00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:11,344
'Look, there comes one of them now.'
743
00:53:11,397 --> 00:53:13,750
- 'He'll hear you.'
- 'Here he comes now.
744
00:53:13,774 --> 00:53:16,687
- 'I'm getting out.'
- 'Johnny!'
745
00:53:46,682 --> 00:53:47,923
You OK with some music?
746
00:53:48,016 --> 00:53:50,633
- You like a little Limp Bizkit?
- Sure.
747
00:53:50,686 --> 00:53:52,973
- You like a little Bizkit?
- Yeah.
748
00:53:53,021 --> 00:53:54,833
Nice and loud.
749
00:53:54,857 --> 00:53:57,520
I used to listen to this back in the day.
750
00:53:57,568 --> 00:54:02,279
Oh, my God, that is nice.
That is nice.
751
00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:06,365
Ah, here we go, baby.
752
00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,670
♪ You can't sleep, you're restless
753
00:54:19,715 --> 00:54:20,817
♪ And slightly obsessed... ♪
754
00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:25,172
♪ You're a virus
755
00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:27,803
♪ Whose intention is fucking
up something ♪
756
00:54:27,890 --> 00:54:29,802
Stay here.
757
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:34,552
What the hell are you doing back here?
758
00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:37,268
- I just... I just... I... I...
- "I... just..."
759
00:54:37,316 --> 00:54:39,399
Maybe I didn't make myself
clear the first time,
760
00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:41,025
you stuttering fuck.
761
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:43,649
You wanna live to see tomorrow?
762
00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:45,529
- Yes, sir.
- Then you stay away from me,
763
00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:47,357
and you stay away from my son.
764
00:54:47,409 --> 00:54:50,026
And never set foot in this
neighborhood again.
765
00:54:50,078 --> 00:54:53,116
- Do you understand? Huh?
- Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
766
00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:57,951
Now, I catch you in this
neighborhood again,
767
00:54:58,045 --> 00:55:01,379
I will shove my Remington
shotgun so far up your ass
768
00:55:01,423 --> 00:55:04,291
you'll be shitting bullets and
blood for the rest of your life.
769
00:55:04,343 --> 00:55:06,585
You understand?
I want you to say it.
770
00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:09,425
- I want to hear you say it.
- "I'll be shitting bullets..."
771
00:55:09,473 --> 00:55:12,432
No, you idiot! Say you'll never come
in this neighborhood again.
772
00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:14,805
Say it. Say it!
773
00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:17,804
I'll never come back here.
774
00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:20,314
- Goddamn right!
- Never.
775
00:55:23,278 --> 00:55:25,941
Go back where you came from,
you stalker!
776
00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:32,573
I am not a stalker!
777
00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,125
Ow!
778
00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:13,135
Ow!
779
00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:26,103
Am I alright?
780
00:57:38,372 --> 00:57:42,116
Oh, he's everything, I'm nothing.
781
00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:49,130
Well, let me tell you something,
Mr. Dunbar, Mr. Dummybar!
782
00:57:49,925 --> 00:57:51,837
You have not...
783
00:57:51,885 --> 00:57:55,424
I repeat, you have not
made the best choices.
784
00:57:55,514 --> 00:57:58,632
"Ghost Train" was so stupid.
785
00:57:58,684 --> 00:58:01,472
It was so stupid.
786
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,228
And who stuck by you all the time?
787
00:58:04,272 --> 00:58:07,015
Me! I did!
788
00:58:08,986 --> 00:58:13,822
This is a nightmare!
This is a freakin' nightmare!
789
00:58:15,993 --> 00:58:19,236
No! It is not OK!
790
00:58:19,997 --> 00:58:22,740
It is not OK!
791
00:58:43,854 --> 00:58:45,220
You're not nice.
792
00:58:45,272 --> 00:58:48,356
You're a big fake!
793
00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:58,108
'Aren't you afraid of them
seeking revenge?'
794
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,117
'Revenge is my middle name.'
795
00:59:00,162 --> 00:59:04,657
You just pretend all day,
that's all you do.
796
00:59:04,708 --> 00:59:07,166
Anybody can do that.
797
00:59:07,669 --> 00:59:10,082
Anybody can do that!
798
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,338
'Kiss me, Vigo.'
799
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,573
Moose!
800
00:59:41,244 --> 00:59:44,237
Moose, open up! I know you're in there.
801
00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:57,299
You look like shit.
802
00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:01,512
It smells like gasoline.
803
01:00:03,141 --> 01:00:04,677
So...
804
01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:07,514
been using your, uh, Star Map
app to visit some friends?
805
01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:10,103
What are you talking about?
806
01:00:14,236 --> 01:00:16,603
You've been using your social media
807
01:00:16,655 --> 01:00:19,147
to broadcast criminal activities.
808
01:00:19,199 --> 01:00:22,613
Kissing Hunter Dunbar while he's sleeping?
809
01:00:22,661 --> 01:00:24,493
You're officially out of your mind.
810
01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:26,154
I could show these photos to the police
811
01:00:26,206 --> 01:00:28,323
and you'd be in trouble.
812
01:00:28,375 --> 01:00:30,207
Don't do that. Don't do that.
813
01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:32,539
Well, you don't listen to anything.
814
01:00:32,587 --> 01:00:36,297
You don't listen to me, and...
you don't follow rules.
815
01:00:41,221 --> 01:00:42,837
- Give me your phone.
- No.
816
01:00:42,889 --> 01:00:44,380
- Give me your phone.
- No.
817
01:00:44,432 --> 01:00:48,346
Give me your phone!
Give me your phone or this is it. OK?
818
01:00:48,395 --> 01:00:50,289
No more borrowing money. No more advice.
No more anything.
819
01:00:50,313 --> 01:00:51,749
Is that what you want? To lose your BBF?
820
01:00:51,773 --> 01:00:54,937
To lose your only friend
in the entire world?
821
01:00:57,279 --> 01:01:01,774
You're mean!
822
01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:05,201
OK, that's it, Leah. Look at this.
You're blocked.
823
01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:08,238
You're blocked from my social media.
You go!
824
01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:11,199
You go! You get out of here!
825
01:01:11,251 --> 01:01:13,664
I'm trying to protect you.
826
01:02:25,533 --> 01:02:28,446
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
827
01:02:28,495 --> 01:02:29,656
What the fuck?
828
01:02:30,872 --> 01:02:32,613
Hey!
829
01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:34,498
Help!
830
01:02:35,919 --> 01:02:37,876
Help!
831
01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:45,213
Oh, you fucking idiot.
832
01:02:45,303 --> 01:02:47,716
You fucking idiot.
833
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:49,926
You stupid psycho stalker.
834
01:02:49,975 --> 01:02:52,342
You fucking...
835
01:02:52,394 --> 01:02:54,727
Help!
836
01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:01,517
You've been Jigsawed.
837
01:03:01,569 --> 01:03:02,980
Game over.
838
01:03:12,330 --> 01:03:14,663
Help!
839
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:24,336
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
840
01:03:24,384 --> 01:03:27,127
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hey, listen to me.
Listen to me.
841
01:03:27,178 --> 01:03:30,512
Wait, wait. Wait! Wait! Wait!
842
01:03:38,732 --> 01:03:40,519
I fooled Hunter Dunbar.
843
01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:43,935
I fooled Hunter Dunbar!
I'm such a good actor.
844
01:03:43,987 --> 01:03:46,320
- You outta your mind?
- You were good, too, though.
845
01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:48,026
You were really good.
You were good.
846
01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:50,157
You were better than Jamie Lee Curtis.
847
01:03:51,703 --> 01:03:53,740
OK.
848
01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:55,324
Did I cut you?
849
01:03:59,377 --> 01:04:01,164
Holy crap.
850
01:04:08,928 --> 01:04:11,215
Oh, this isn't good.
851
01:04:11,264 --> 01:04:13,381
Oh, this is not good.
852
01:04:13,433 --> 01:04:16,016
You're out of line. Let me go.
853
01:04:16,061 --> 01:04:17,347
What do you want?
854
01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:20,354
Why are you so angry all the time?
855
01:04:20,398 --> 01:04:22,731
I should be the one angry at you.
856
01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:24,563
Why do you care so much about me?
857
01:04:24,611 --> 01:04:27,228
Because I love you. And I love you.
And I love you.
858
01:04:27,322 --> 01:04:29,439
And I... and I've seen all your movies.
859
01:04:29,491 --> 01:04:32,279
And I love your movies. And I...
think you're the best.
860
01:04:32,327 --> 01:04:35,786
Untie these ropes, you son of a bitch.
Untie them!
861
01:04:35,830 --> 01:04:39,369
Stop being so mean to me! Stop it!
862
01:04:39,459 --> 01:04:42,577
What? You looking for your
15 minutes of fame? Huh?
863
01:04:42,629 --> 01:04:44,586
You wanna end up on the nightly news?
864
01:04:44,631 --> 01:04:47,374
They're gonna call you a monster.
865
01:04:51,346 --> 01:04:53,008
What's in the bag?
866
01:04:55,016 --> 01:04:59,181
Hunter, be patient, please.
It's a surprise.
867
01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:02,104
OK, ready?
868
01:05:03,024 --> 01:05:04,390
Mr. Blonde.
869
01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:06,775
- Holy shit! No.
- Mr. Blonde.
870
01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:10,655
No, no, no. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Ahh!
871
01:05:10,698 --> 01:05:13,406
♪ Stuck in the middle,
stuck in the middle ♪
872
01:05:13,451 --> 01:05:17,991
Don't burn me! Stop! Stop! Stop! Hey!
873
01:05:18,039 --> 01:05:20,656
There's no gas in here, it's just water.
874
01:05:20,708 --> 01:05:23,542
I'm not gonna burn your
house down or nothing.
875
01:05:23,628 --> 01:05:24,994
Come on.
876
01:05:25,046 --> 01:05:26,912
I'm sorry I was mean to you.
877
01:05:26,965 --> 01:05:29,026
You're the meanest person
I've ever known in my life.
878
01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:31,337
Let me make it up to you.
879
01:05:31,386 --> 01:05:32,922
I'll sign whatever you want.
880
01:05:32,971 --> 01:05:35,884
I even have the ceremonial dagger
from "The Hungry Ones".
881
01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,639
I could get it.
I can sign it right now.
882
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:39,676
What kind of moron do you think I am?
883
01:05:39,727 --> 01:05:42,060
I don't think anybody's a moron.
884
01:05:42,105 --> 01:05:43,596
- Yes, you do.
- No, I don't.
885
01:05:43,648 --> 01:05:46,732
And I know what you think of me.
You think I'm a stalker!
886
01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:48,859
- No.
- Yes, you do.
887
01:05:48,903 --> 01:05:51,816
But I go to every one of your movies.
888
01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:54,107
Even the crappy ones.
889
01:05:54,159 --> 01:05:57,903
You've gotta understand something.
890
01:05:57,954 --> 01:06:00,321
You hold the power in this relationship.
891
01:06:01,708 --> 01:06:04,951
You're a fan, and I'm nothing without you.
892
01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:09,580
Say that again.
893
01:06:10,425 --> 01:06:13,168
- What?
- What you said, say it.
894
01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:20,095
You are a fan.
895
01:06:21,227 --> 01:06:22,763
Without you...
896
01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:25,224
I'm nothing.
897
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:30,059
Are you hungry?
898
01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:33,730
I'm hungry.
899
01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:38,326
You stay there. Don't you move.
900
01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:39,780
Don't you move.
901
01:06:42,916 --> 01:06:44,703
Holy fuck.
902
01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:47,209
Holy fuck. Holy fuck.
903
01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:51,292
Holy fuck! Holy fuck!
904
01:06:53,468 --> 01:06:56,711
'Moose didn't just cross the line,
905
01:06:59,349 --> 01:07:01,932
'he fucking nuked it.
906
01:07:06,648 --> 01:07:10,107
'Honestly, I'd be scared, too.
907
01:07:12,529 --> 01:07:14,361
'Poor Moosey.'
908
01:07:15,490 --> 01:07:17,277
Hey.
909
01:07:20,161 --> 01:07:22,153
Come here.
910
01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,662
Let me sign one for you.
911
01:07:27,752 --> 01:07:31,120
Moose? Is that it?
912
01:07:31,214 --> 01:07:34,332
"To... Moose.
913
01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,626
"With love,
914
01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:40,092
"Hunter Dunbar."
915
01:07:50,650 --> 01:07:52,391
Barbara.
916
01:07:52,443 --> 01:07:55,607
Oh, Barbara.
917
01:07:55,655 --> 01:07:59,774
They're coming to get you, Barbara.
918
01:07:59,826 --> 01:08:01,408
Barbara.
919
01:08:01,452 --> 01:08:07,108
They're coming to get you, Barbara.
920
01:08:13,172 --> 01:08:15,380
"Night of the Living Dead".
921
01:08:15,425 --> 01:08:17,041
Why don't you know that?
922
01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:18,504
I'm starting to think
923
01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:20,636
you don't know anything
about horror pictures.
924
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,467
Sorry to disappoint.
925
01:08:22,515 --> 01:08:24,598
This...
926
01:08:25,810 --> 01:08:29,178
It's not... It's not bad.
It just isn't a treat.
927
01:08:29,230 --> 01:08:31,392
I think Danny's gonna grow up hating you.
928
01:08:31,441 --> 01:08:32,807
Don't talk about my son.
929
01:08:32,859 --> 01:08:34,896
You have no ice cream
in the fridge at all.
930
01:08:34,944 --> 01:08:36,276
Then I'll work on it.
931
01:08:36,321 --> 01:08:38,608
Look... Here, look.
Taste it. Taste it.
932
01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:40,522
Go ahead.
933
01:08:41,451 --> 01:08:43,943
See? See?
934
01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:47,321
It's not sweet. It's not a treat.
935
01:08:47,373 --> 01:08:49,035
It's not a treat.
936
01:08:49,083 --> 01:08:51,541
But they need good tasting treats.
937
01:08:51,586 --> 01:08:52,918
And then horror pictures.
938
01:08:52,962 --> 01:08:56,000
- He's gonna remember this.
- I'll get ice cream, OK?
939
01:08:56,799 --> 01:08:59,712
I'll get it.
940
01:08:59,761 --> 01:09:02,174
I'll get him some right now
if you untie these ropes.
941
01:09:04,682 --> 01:09:06,844
I can't do that.
942
01:09:07,518 --> 01:09:09,851
Of course you can.
943
01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:11,637
You're gonna get me in trouble.
944
01:09:11,689 --> 01:09:13,681
No.
945
01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:17,226
- Are you gonna hurt me?
- No. I won't do that.
946
01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:24,741
I know you're a good person.
947
01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:32,074
I seem mean and...
948
01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:34,459
angry...
949
01:09:34,504 --> 01:09:37,417
but I'm just scared, man. I'm just...
950
01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:40,582
I'm just really scared.
951
01:09:48,643 --> 01:09:50,100
And I know you are, too.
952
01:09:52,313 --> 01:09:54,100
You scared?
953
01:09:56,776 --> 01:09:58,438
You just wanna leave, right?
954
01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:05,236
That's alright, man. That's OK.
955
01:10:15,378 --> 01:10:17,290
This doesn't feel good.
956
01:10:19,757 --> 01:10:22,966
Hear me out, OK?
957
01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:26,094
If you let me go,
958
01:10:26,139 --> 01:10:27,755
I pledge...
959
01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:31,847
I... I swear to God... I swear to God,
960
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:34,432
I will not call the police.
961
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,767
That's a promise between you and me.
962
01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:38,352
- No police?
- No police.
963
01:10:38,401 --> 01:10:40,609
- No police.
- And after that...
964
01:10:40,653 --> 01:10:43,145
I will sign whatever you want,
965
01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:46,110
whenever you want,
for the rest of your life.
966
01:10:46,159 --> 01:10:47,741
That's another promise.
967
01:10:47,785 --> 01:10:50,778
That is a lifetime commitment.
968
01:10:50,830 --> 01:10:53,322
- You'd sign for me?
- For a real fan.
969
01:10:53,374 --> 01:10:55,115
You'll sign for me?
970
01:10:55,168 --> 01:10:57,125
You'll sign for me personally?
971
01:10:58,129 --> 01:11:01,372
Because everything on eBay
is a lie, it's a fake.
972
01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:02,960
Hell, yeah.
973
01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:04,671
- Yeah?
- Hell, yeah!
974
01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:07,211
You're smart. You're real smart.
975
01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:10,973
I will sign everything personally to you.
976
01:11:11,017 --> 01:11:14,055
- What's your name?
- Moose.
977
01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:17,266
- Did you say Moose?
- Moose.
978
01:11:17,315 --> 01:11:19,807
OK. OK, Moose.
979
01:11:19,859 --> 01:11:22,943
All the autographs will be
personally autographed
980
01:11:22,987 --> 01:11:25,195
to you, Moose.
981
01:11:28,367 --> 01:11:29,699
Is that it?
982
01:11:32,955 --> 01:11:35,072
Just don't hurt my kid.
983
01:11:37,877 --> 01:11:40,836
Hurt your kid? Wh...
984
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:44,499
I would never ever, ever,
ever hurt your son!
985
01:11:44,550 --> 01:11:45,836
Ever!
986
01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:48,719
Why would you even say that?
987
01:11:51,599 --> 01:11:53,511
Just let me go, man.
988
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:03,357
I'm an actor, alright?
989
01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:08,230
Well, actors they try this technique
990
01:12:08,282 --> 01:12:10,820
called visualization.
991
01:12:10,868 --> 01:12:12,951
What is that? What is that?
992
01:12:12,995 --> 01:12:14,827
It means to imagine.
993
01:12:20,419 --> 01:12:22,832
You wanna try this technique with me?
994
01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:27,007
Alright, here. Come here.
995
01:12:27,051 --> 01:12:30,135
Kneel down, get comfortable.
996
01:12:30,179 --> 01:12:32,887
Drop your shoulders. Relax.
997
01:12:32,932 --> 01:12:35,970
Go ahead, drop 'em. Just feel
comfortable. Just relax.
998
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:39,637
I need you to take a deep breath in.
999
01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:49,153
Yeah.
1000
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:55,286
Now I want you to imagine you and me.
1001
01:12:55,329 --> 01:12:57,286
- You and me?
- Yeah. You see us?
1002
01:12:57,331 --> 01:12:58,947
- I do.
- Alright.
1003
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,241
First thing we're gonna do, is
1004
01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:02,751
we're gonna change these dirty clothes.
1005
01:13:02,795 --> 01:13:05,879
We're gonna take off this sweat,
this blood and this gasoline,
1006
01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:08,165
and we're gonna put on
some fresh new duds.
1007
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:11,756
We're gonna look spiffy, Moose.
We're gonna look good.
1008
01:13:11,804 --> 01:13:13,323
And then we're gonna go out on the town.
1009
01:13:13,347 --> 01:13:16,135
We're gonna go to one of those
Hollywood fancy joints.
1010
01:13:16,183 --> 01:13:18,891
Musso & Frank's?
We're going to Musso & Frank's?
1011
01:13:18,936 --> 01:13:20,472
Wherever you want, man.
1012
01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:22,416
We'll go wherever you want.
I'll call my manager,
1013
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:24,397
he'll get us a table wherever
you wanna go.
1014
01:13:24,442 --> 01:13:26,149
And when it's all done,
1015
01:13:26,193 --> 01:13:28,105
we'll get a big bowl of
chocolate ice cream.
1016
01:13:28,154 --> 01:13:29,816
Strawberry. Strawberry ice cream.
1017
01:13:29,864 --> 01:13:32,197
Yeah! Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1018
01:13:32,241 --> 01:13:35,109
Strawberry ice cream, Moose,
of course. Of course.
1019
01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:38,074
And then... and then we'll
go back to my place
1020
01:13:38,122 --> 01:13:40,705
and throw on a couple of my action films,
1021
01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:42,833
and watch them on the HD TV.
1022
01:13:42,877 --> 01:13:45,085
Does that sound good, man?
1023
01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:49,123
- I love you. I love you.
- Ah, you, me,
1024
01:13:49,175 --> 01:13:50,916
couple of action flicks,
1025
01:13:50,968 --> 01:13:54,382
and some strawberry ice cream, right?
1026
01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:57,548
- Just... just you and I, man.
- Just you and me.
1027
01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:00,343
Wait, we just gotta take these
ropes off first, you know?
1028
01:14:00,394 --> 01:14:02,807
- OK. OK.
- Yeah? Alright.
1029
01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:03,971
OK.
1030
01:14:06,317 --> 01:14:08,604
Man, wait till you see this collection.
1031
01:14:08,653 --> 01:14:10,269
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1032
01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:17,155
These are some serious knots.
Where'd you learn these?
1033
01:14:17,203 --> 01:14:19,035
- YouTube.
- YouTube?
1034
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:21,117
YouTube. Teaches you everything.
1035
01:14:21,165 --> 01:14:25,000
Teaches you all kind of knots.
C knots, barrel knots.
1036
01:14:26,420 --> 01:14:28,002
Put it here, pal.
1037
01:15:31,110 --> 01:15:33,227
You can't leave, Moose.
1038
01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:35,737
I'm nothing without you.
1039
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:49,038
I just like your movies.
1040
01:18:35,336 --> 01:18:36,372
Oh, man!
1041
01:19:03,864 --> 01:19:05,480
Holy shit!
1042
01:19:17,378 --> 01:19:19,244
Oh, my God!
1043
01:19:19,338 --> 01:19:21,500
What happened?
1044
01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:23,502
OK, you know what?
It's OK, we're...
1045
01:19:23,550 --> 01:19:27,260
I'm gonna get you some help.
I'm right here, buddy, OK?
1046
01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:29,671
'And Hunter? He's an actor.'
1047
01:19:29,723 --> 01:19:32,466
Oh, God, please, God.
1048
01:19:33,227 --> 01:19:36,265
'And he's a survivor.
1049
01:19:37,481 --> 01:19:40,690
'It's Dora that I'm worried about.'
1050
01:20:46,175 --> 01:20:47,586
My head!
1051
01:20:47,634 --> 01:20:49,500
'I know, I know,
1052
01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:52,591
'Moose lost his hand and his eye.
1053
01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:56,759
'But eventually, he looked at it
like a badge of honor.'
1054
01:20:56,810 --> 01:21:00,144
I can't see without my glasses.
What does it say?
1055
01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:02,397
It says, "Louise... Louise Fletcher."
1056
01:21:02,441 --> 01:21:05,730
Louise Fletcher, she's not a good nurse.
1057
01:21:05,778 --> 01:21:08,020
- No.
- She's not.
1058
01:21:08,113 --> 01:21:10,196
No, she's not.
1059
01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:21,742
I am not a stalker!
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