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Flansburgh, Flansburgh, Flansburgh, Flansburgh!
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Flansburgh, Flansburgh, Flansburgh!
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Flansburgh, Flansburgh, Flansburgh, Flansburgh, Flansburgh!
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Roman Colosseum!
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We've waited 2,000 years for this!
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Welcome to the future of rock and roll!
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Hey, let's hear it for those opening acts,
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give it up for Green Day,
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Radiohead and Mr. Bruce Springsteen.
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Oh, hey, I tell you what?
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If they stick with it,
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they might have a career in this business.
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Hey, I've been playing for six damned hours,
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I've been playing 11 encores!
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I've got to go home, buenas noches, motherfuckers!
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Flansburgh, Flansburgh, Flansburgh!
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The Flansburgh is ready.
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40 or 40?
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40.
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We're waiting.
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- Can I have some of this? - Yeah.
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- Bruce, me first, you promised. - Give me some of that.
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- Oh, yeah. - Back taxes, my friend,
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and, oh, that stock you just bought, timber!
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Imagination.
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Formation after taxation.
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We need to talk. Cholesterol, 600 and rising, not good, Bruce.
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Guess what we're having for dinner? Asparagus.
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Asparagus, asparagus, asparagus,
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asparagus, asparagus, asparagus, asparagus!
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Oh.
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Did you hear about Kurt Thompson?
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- Ah, Brazil, right? - Front page.
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Millions of acres of the Amazon will be protected
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from development, ad infinitum, all because of him.
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- Hmm. Wow! - What a powerhouse.
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Yes, he is.
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Come, I've got a job for you.
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We've got to get these in some sort of workable order.
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- Any other paralegals around? - They all left to go out.
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Half price jello shots.
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You can go if you can find somebody else.
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Nah, I'm not in the mood
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to watch single people be single, I'm better off here.
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Vintage Bruce, you set the bar high, my friend.
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- Really? - I've never seen anybody take the mundane
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and perform it with such panache,
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no task is too trivial, it's inspiring.
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Thank you, George.
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No, thank you, Bruce.
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Hey, Charles, how about that Thompson?
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♪ That light ♪
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♪ It's circled around your face ♪
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♪ Is gone and now replaced ♪
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♪ With a darker time ♪
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♪ I heard you singing ♪
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♪ Heard you sing, you sang ♪
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♪ Is that unsaid listen to that ♪
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♪ I feel a rushing out for the national grid ♪
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♪ She takes her partners they're not even close ♪
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♪ And you know you ain't even part of those ♪
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♪ Nights of glory days in shame ♪
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♪ You got your warning And remember your name ♪
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♪ And nights of glory days in shame ♪
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♪ You got your warning And remember your name ♪
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♪ And in the morning you put on your clothes ♪
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♪ Look in the mirror ♪
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♪ I won't, I won't, I won't I won't to be the one ♪
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♪ I know, I know I know, I know ♪
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Did you just chug a beer?
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I took a slight pause.
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It wasn't an official chug.
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- Tough day at work? - Meh, I'm just thirsty.
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Oh, Gwen's book.
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Oh, it's bleak and hopeful just like her.
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I think I've seen more of the bleak.
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Oh, no, those days are over.
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The reviews started coming in, they're fantastic.
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Hmm, so excited.
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Are we really out of beer?
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Bruce.
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Oh, it's great, it's great, you know,
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tell her congratulations, pretty awesome.
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Did you see the list?
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Tough to miss.
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You know, considering I just got home from work,
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can you give me like a few minutes, before I start thinking about...
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It's just, it's just stuff I've been asking you about
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- for a while, that's all. - All right, all right.
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- I will, uh, I'll get on it. - Are you coming up?
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- Basement. - It'd be nice if we went to sleep
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at the same time every once in a while.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just, uh...
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- I got to unwind a little bit. - All right, all right, not too late,
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you're getting those bags under your eyes again.
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Yeah.
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- Hey, Liz. - Hmm.
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Ah...
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I can't not do it anymore.
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- I had a feeling this was coming. - Really?
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Yeah, you're down there every night, it's pretty obvious.
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- Are you cool with that? - Is this about my sister?
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- No. - You're not jealous?
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Of course not, as a matter of fact,
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she used to be jealous of me, when she had no clue what she was...
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- No, she wasn't. - Yes, she was.
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- Do you remember that... - No, no, can I, could I, could just sleep on it?
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Go ahead.
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- Goodnight. - Goodnight.
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Yeah.
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♪ One, two, three, four ♪
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All right.
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Give me an easy cord for a rusty guitar player.
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How about E minor, first one I learned.
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All right, let's let them roll, one, two, three, four.
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♪ I took the time ♪
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♪ I riffed the rhyme again ♪
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♪ The place is clean ♪
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♪ And I popped the wine ♪
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Ooh, yeah.
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The place is clean.
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I popped...
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the wine.
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All right, second verse.
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One, two, three,
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♪ The bed is mine ♪
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♪ I... ♪
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Oh, shit!
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Stay asleep, stay asleep, stay asleep.
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All right.
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♪ Wipe the dust off the ♪
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♪ Old lampshade ♪
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♪ The kids are gone ♪
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♪ They're off to school ♪
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Ooh!
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The pool...
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is... open.
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Morning.
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It cannot interfere with anything around here.
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It won't.
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I promise.
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Go ahead.
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- Thank you! - You want eggs?
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I would love some.
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♪ Me, me, me, me ♪
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♪ Me, me, me, me, me ♪
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♪ Me, me, me, me, me ♪
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♪ Loves you, you, you ♪
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Yeah?
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- Tyler. - Yeah?
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It's Bruce. You working?
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- Some dumb wedding. - When you getting off?
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- When I'm done. - When are you done?
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- Later. - Well, when it's later,
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you want to come to New York for a while?
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♪ Me, me, me, me ♪
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- Why? - I told you you'd be the first person
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- I'd call when I was ready. - The Incoherents?
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I'm ready.
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Bruce...
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if you're messing with me,
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I will murder you, I, I will take my drumstick,
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shove it through your eye and into your brain.
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When can you get here?
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♪ Me, me, me, me, me ♪
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- I'm leaving now. - Call your brother.
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♪ Me, me, me, me, me ♪
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- Tyler! - Late.
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Where are you going?
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We're rehearsing in 30 minutes.
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Tyler!
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Do you even look at the labels?
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- I like to get in and out. - Look at this chicken you're buying,
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you know what kind of chemicals they pump in those animals?
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- Yeah, flavor. - Hey, suit yourself.
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When your children start growing a third ear
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in the middle of their forehead, don't say I didn't warn you.
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What are you, a vegan Nazi all of a sudden?
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Chrissie is helping me relieve all the negative energy in my body.
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No meat, no dairy, no toxins,
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- no stress. - No fun.
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The city planning shit is killing me,
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getting a zoning law change is like amending the constitution.
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- I needed a life change. - Well, how about another?
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I mean, Tyler said you think about it every day.
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Of course I think about it every day,
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doesn't mean I should jump back in.
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Was that you talking or was it Chrissie?
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Hey, Chrissie would never suppress
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my desire to express myself,
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she's Michelle to my Barack.
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I think you might be Michelle.
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- Even better. - Well, what's the holdup then?
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You remember our first gig at CBGB's...
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and I realized I was standing on DD's spot?
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I was a nervous wreck, I don't need that in my life anymore.
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All right, all right, don't worry about that yet.
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If we're feeling good and the vibe is right, maybe we'll go play a show.
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Besides it's only the bass, it's not that tough.
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Yeah, you're a fingers and strings guy, piece of cake.
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Hey, go tell that to Flea.
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Even if I say yes, there's no way Jimmy's going to do it,
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- the guy can hold a grudge. - How come you guys were never
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as pissed off at me as him?
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I came to grips with the fact that the long hard slog
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that is rock and roll was not for you.
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I let it go, he didn't.
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You can't help it, if you're soft, it's genetics.
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You got about a gallon of high fructose corn syrup in there, by the way.
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♪ The Bohos have become bohomeowners, yeah ♪
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♪ The Bohos have become bohomeowners, yeah ♪
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♪ Weren't these people just as penniless as you ♪
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♪ Like three minutes ago ♪
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Damn, Stew.
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Why couldn't I ever write anything as gorgeous as that?
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You been slinging too many drinks, dude.
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You got to get out from behind the motherfucking bar.
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Yeah, maybe.
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- All right. - Yo, man, I got to pay you for this.
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Come on, you just did.
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I got to get back behind the motherfucking bar now.
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- Later, Jimmy. - Later, Stew.
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Have a good show, okay?
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Artifacts.
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No, we don't do bachelorette parties.
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No food, just booze and music, ma'am, the essentials.
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All right, then. Yeah, good luck.
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Bartender.
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- Oh, fuck! - Can I have a Long Island iced tea, please?
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- Mojito for me. - Planter's punch, pomegranate juice,
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freshly-squeezed.
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I like what you've done with the place.
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I can see you're putting a lot of distance
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between you and your past.
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I was until you walked in.
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One Long Island iced tea.
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Mojito.
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One Planter's punch with pomegranate juice.
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That is not freshly-squeezed.
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So how are your fingers feeling, nimble?
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For those two, maybe, not you.
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I know I choked, Jimmy, I panicked, okay, I fucked up,
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but I thought I wanted a more secure life.
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You know how many bands I played in after you broke us up?
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21, 20-fucking-1!
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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But think of all the great bands from our era,
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that reunited, Soundgarden, Replacements, Pavement,
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Pixies, Archers of Loaf.
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- Love the loaf. - Don't deny yourself this, Jimmy,
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don't deny our fans this.
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Fans, what fans?
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No one gives a shit about The Incoherents.
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Oh, come on,
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I bet you, "Irrational Devotion" is blaring out
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of somebody's cassette player as we speak.
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Look, guys, no one's thought about us since 1995,
258
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- when you quit. - We really going to let a bunch of dweebs from Brooklyn
259
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with skinny jeans and synthesizers and cute little beards
260
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- have all the glory? - Hey!
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No offense.
262
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It's time for rock and roll made by men.
263
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- Middle-aged men. - So what?
264
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We're supposed to be driving across Minnesota
265
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in the back of a rickety old van with no heat
266
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in the middle of winter and eating stale corn dogs for nutrition,
267
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just to play a gig in front of 12 people.
268
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Look, I did that for years
269
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and let me give you some news from the front, buddy,
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it blows.
271
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Keith, what's the best gig we ever played?
272
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Sin-é Café, the night Jeff Buckley played with us.
273
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I never heard you sing like that.
274
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Tramps. When the air-conditioning broke.
275
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That's the guitar you used.
276
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2,000 degrees and they wouldn't let us off the stage,
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they chanted your name, Jimmy.
278
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Who was better than us that night?
279
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I quit the wedding band.
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- No shit. - Fuck the Macarena.
281
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What about you, Keith, you quit, too?
282
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And jeopardize my pension?
283
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Hell no.
284
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Five years from being invested.
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Pussy.
286
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Come on, man.
287
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Get it off the wall.
288
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♪ These men I chose ♪
289
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♪ Those hazel eyes ♪
290
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♪ Baby, I'm kneeling ♪
291
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♪ I've been crowned ♪
292
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♪ Clear the stalls around me ♪
293
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♪ Help me to my feet ♪
294
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♪ Where's the earth below Where's the earth below? ♪
295
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♪ Did you know this? ♪
296
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♪ Revival ♪
297
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♪ Revival ♪
298
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♪ See the sky above... ♪
299
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So, are you in or are The Incoherents now a power trio?
300
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And you're going to play lead? You realize
301
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that entails you learn more than one chord, right?
302
00:17:19,381 --> 00:17:22,084
All right, be nice, I'm trying to break out of a rock and roll purgatory.
303
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Let's get some things straight first.
304
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This is not and never will be
305
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about your excuse to get out of the house,
306
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if it is, I'm out.
307
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You will not start acting like a dictator again.
308
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A dictator?
309
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The Hamiltons used to call you Stalin.
310
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All right, that's a little harsh, he killed like 20 million people.
311
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If any one of us don't like a word,
312
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a riff or a chord change, it is gone.
313
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If I'm talking to a pretty, blonde journalist
314
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from Sweden after a gig, you do not walk up to her
315
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and tell her that my guitar was puking mud.
316
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I apologized for that.
317
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And if you ever bail on us again!
318
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Jimmy...
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I won't.
320
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You want to go check out the competition?
321
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:11,733
I bet you these guys have no idea Generation X paved the way for them.
322
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You mean, Bad Brains, don't you?
323
00:18:13,535 --> 00:18:15,604
No, not the band, Generation X.
324
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Oh, no, like we gave a shit about the baby boomers?
325
00:18:19,075 --> 00:18:20,609
Look how psyched they are up there.
326
00:18:23,779 --> 00:18:26,548
Last gig I ever played was at Pianos,
327
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three people showed up including my ex,
328
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who said she was moving to Montana and I wasn't invited.
329
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We were supposed to bring in a minimum of ten people,
330
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so we were banned from ever playing there again.
331
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- I took that as a sign. - I heard that.
332
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So did everybody, my reputation never recovered.
333
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- That has to change. - It will, it will.
334
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- I'm going in! - Are you nuts?
335
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Oh.
336
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Oh.
337
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:46,028
- Who you going with? - Katie.
338
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Katie, Katie with the torpedoes Katie?
339
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No, Katie with the weapons of mass destruction Katie,
340
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Katie who wiped me off the map Katie, you?
341
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- Uh, Carrie. - Nice.
342
00:19:56,138 --> 00:19:58,740
Yeah, I didn't leave her apartment for three and a half days,
343
00:19:58,773 --> 00:20:01,143
- just boned and ordered in. - Yeah, that's the bomb shits
344
00:20:01,177 --> 00:20:04,646
- right there. Mexican? - No, Indian, something about the spices
345
00:20:04,679 --> 00:20:08,284
give my junk this extra kick. Hey, we should do a double date with the girls sometime.
346
00:20:08,317 --> 00:20:10,652
Yeah, maybe they be into doing little swapsies.
347
00:20:10,685 --> 00:20:11,887
Swap room? Yeah, I like that.
348
00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:13,022
Now we're talking.
349
00:20:13,722 --> 00:20:15,858
Okay, I need bodies Sunday.
350
00:20:15,891 --> 00:20:18,693
John, Paul, Mr. Hyman's coming in to work on that brief.
351
00:20:18,727 --> 00:20:22,932
Hmm, no can do, George, Paul and I have, um, a previous engagement.
352
00:20:22,965 --> 00:20:25,500
Not anymore. Bruce?
353
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I kind of have this thing planned with some old friends of mine.
354
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Vintage Bruce,
355
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I need you, pal.
356
00:20:34,176 --> 00:20:37,246
All right, George, I'll make it work.
357
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:40,883
Uh, Grace here will be playing golf at Bethpage,
358
00:20:40,916 --> 00:20:42,952
it takes months to get a tee time there,
359
00:20:42,985 --> 00:20:44,253
so she's getting a pass.
360
00:20:46,822 --> 00:20:47,890
Excuse me.
361
00:20:48,824 --> 00:20:50,926
- Mark, yeah, we're all good for Sunday. - You golf?
362
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,929
Never, but you know how crazy George is about it,
363
00:20:53,963 --> 00:20:56,531
anytime I need an out, that's what I say I'm doing.
364
00:20:57,033 --> 00:20:58,633
I'm actually going to a gallery opening.
365
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,137
Hmm, crafty.
366
00:21:01,170 --> 00:21:04,572
Keep away from those two dumbasses and stick with me, Bruce.
367
00:21:05,074 --> 00:21:06,574
I'll look out for you when I'm partner.
368
00:21:06,942 --> 00:21:07,877
All right, gang.
369
00:21:09,311 --> 00:21:10,212
Let's do this!
370
00:21:13,715 --> 00:21:15,284
It's work, man, my hands are tied.
371
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,053
Bruce, this better not be a trap.
372
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Relax, Jimmy, I'm definitely going to be there this week.
373
00:21:19,754 --> 00:21:21,157
All right, got to go.
374
00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,093
Do I really have to go to this? I have nothing to say to these people.
375
00:21:24,126 --> 00:21:26,262
Well, I promised Polly we'd all be there, we don't have to stay long.
376
00:21:26,295 --> 00:21:28,164
Hey, just send me the signal, I'll come save you.
377
00:21:28,197 --> 00:21:29,899
All right, ear tug or pick my teeth?
378
00:21:29,932 --> 00:21:31,067
Ear tug.
379
00:21:33,269 --> 00:21:37,772
Whatever you do, you don't let your man define you,
380
00:21:37,807 --> 00:21:39,875
I did that for 15 years and now where am I?
381
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:43,045
I'm a single mom, semi wrinkled,
382
00:21:43,079 --> 00:21:45,081
hoping some loser swipes right on Tinder,
383
00:21:45,114 --> 00:21:47,116
so maybe I can get laid every once in a while.
384
00:21:47,149 --> 00:21:48,784
Oh.
385
00:21:48,818 --> 00:21:50,386
You know what I'm calling this season?
386
00:21:50,419 --> 00:21:52,922
Season of short game.
387
00:21:53,856 --> 00:21:56,358
You know what they say, drive for show, putt for dough.
388
00:21:56,992 --> 00:21:59,829
What if the whole golf course was a bunker? You'd be making a ton of money.
389
00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,330
There are worst places to be than the beach.
390
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:02,965
And meanwhile,
391
00:22:02,998 --> 00:22:06,701
he's in Hawaii surfing with some 24-year old.
392
00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:08,636
That gym butt is not going to last forever,
393
00:22:09,038 --> 00:22:11,974
I mean, you can't fight gravity, right? I mean, look at us.
394
00:22:12,007 --> 00:22:14,276
Those big tight tits are going to sag eventually.
395
00:22:14,910 --> 00:22:18,013
Myrtle Beach, the whole week,
396
00:22:18,047 --> 00:22:22,418
no wife, no kids, just me out on the course schmoozing.
397
00:22:22,451 --> 00:22:24,220
whole thing on the company dime.
398
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,123
I've been living the dream, guys.
399
00:22:28,124 --> 00:22:30,826
Bruce, you want me to get you a toothpick?
400
00:22:31,227 --> 00:22:34,029
Oh, no, it's... I got a little burger.
401
00:22:34,930 --> 00:22:37,133
Oh, that's my wife, I'll be right back.
402
00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:39,869
Hey, Bruce, foursome, think about it.
403
00:22:39,902 --> 00:22:41,203
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll talk.
404
00:22:43,305 --> 00:22:45,307
What took you so long?, I was about to start manhandling.
405
00:22:45,341 --> 00:22:48,077
Listen, I've been thinking about it, I want to get back into graphic design.
406
00:22:48,110 --> 00:22:51,113
I need to go back to work, and plus we could use the extra money, right?
407
00:22:51,147 --> 00:22:52,281
- You're still interested in that? - Yeah.
408
00:22:52,314 --> 00:22:54,716
I haven't seen you graphic design anything in forever.
409
00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:56,385
What are you talking about? I do the Christmas card every year,
410
00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,254
I use the full range of my skills for that.
411
00:22:58,287 --> 00:23:00,189
- No, that's not that complicated. - All right, you do it.
412
00:23:02,091 --> 00:23:04,827
- All right, I take that back. - Listen, this is important to me
413
00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:07,963
and now that you have the band, I need equal time to get my career off the ground, deal?
414
00:23:08,397 --> 00:23:10,065
Deal, can we split now?
415
00:23:10,099 --> 00:23:11,333
Oh, God, yes.
416
00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:12,468
- All right, let's get the kids. - Yeah.
417
00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:17,739
You ever get nervous being down here by yourself, Mrs. Graham?
418
00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:21,043
- No, I'm not fragile like you. - How are the bands that rehearse here?
419
00:23:21,076 --> 00:23:23,913
Terrible, if I wanted to listen to yelling and screaming,
420
00:23:23,946 --> 00:23:25,981
I would've lived with my parents the rest of my life.
421
00:23:26,982 --> 00:23:31,086
I like opera, I like classical. I like to be soothed.
422
00:23:34,990 --> 00:23:36,225
- You're late. - You're early.
423
00:23:36,258 --> 00:23:37,960
It's called focus, kid.
424
00:23:37,993 --> 00:23:39,862
Here it is, 30 an hour,
425
00:23:39,895 --> 00:23:42,131
get out by midnight or you're locked in till morning.
426
00:23:42,164 --> 00:23:44,266
That's a nice rug, Persian?
427
00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:47,403
Target. Some junkie singer relieved himself mid screech,
428
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,771
couldn't get the stain out.
429
00:23:50,839 --> 00:23:52,208
You ever smell the excrement of a heroin addict?
430
00:23:53,242 --> 00:23:54,076
Twice.
431
00:23:58,247 --> 00:24:01,850
Good luck. Maybe some day I can say, "I knew you when?"
432
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:07,022
This is the best we could do, huh? Fucking rat trap.
433
00:24:07,056 --> 00:24:09,091
How about we spend a little money on an upgrade, guys?
434
00:24:09,124 --> 00:24:13,128
Mm-mm, I'm a public servant, minimal disposable income.
435
00:24:13,162 --> 00:24:14,396
Smell that air,
436
00:24:14,430 --> 00:24:18,801
stale, dank, sweaty.
437
00:24:20,569 --> 00:24:21,370
It's perfect.
438
00:24:24,306 --> 00:24:26,175
♪ My city was pretty ♪
439
00:24:29,245 --> 00:24:32,414
♪ When it was gritty the rubble was no trouble ♪
440
00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:36,919
♪ Grime and crime of the time ♪
441
00:24:36,952 --> 00:24:39,955
♪ All trash, no cash ♪
442
00:24:40,923 --> 00:24:43,993
♪ Fell into potholes stepped over half-dead souls ♪
443
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:46,028
♪ Made beauty out of crumbling liars ♪
444
00:24:47,863 --> 00:24:49,965
♪ You forgot about the gunshots ♪
445
00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,537
♪ Putting holes in the uptown bus ♪
446
00:24:57,373 --> 00:24:59,541
♪ It was strictly downtown for us ♪
447
00:24:59,575 --> 00:25:02,311
♪ The nights turned into the days ♪
448
00:25:03,279 --> 00:25:06,315
♪ Getting lost in the concrete maze ♪
449
00:25:11,453 --> 00:25:14,056
♪ If it were only always this good ♪
450
00:25:16,325 --> 00:25:19,995
♪ Our playground couldn't last forever ♪
451
00:25:21,597 --> 00:25:25,801
♪ Just like the toxins in the river ♪
452
00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:40,115
That looks great. I love it.
453
00:25:57,533 --> 00:25:58,934
Shit!
454
00:26:03,339 --> 00:26:05,441
We need to start this thing off with some pizzazz.
455
00:26:05,474 --> 00:26:07,409
We should've busted out the gange.
456
00:26:07,443 --> 00:26:10,379
Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!
457
00:26:10,412 --> 00:26:14,049
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
458
00:26:14,083 --> 00:26:16,485
- Hey, Liz, is he going to make it? - I don't know,
459
00:26:16,518 --> 00:26:19,088
he barely slept last night.
460
00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:20,589
This is how he was before the Wetland show,
461
00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,658
when the New York Times came to review us.
462
00:26:22,691 --> 00:26:24,626
- I know how that went. - Shit, shit, shit!
463
00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:27,529
Hey, baby, got to relax.
464
00:26:27,563 --> 00:26:28,897
- Okay. - Got to breathe.
465
00:26:28,931 --> 00:26:30,232
I will, I will.
466
00:26:30,265 --> 00:26:32,201
Hey, can we, can we change the set list?
467
00:26:32,234 --> 00:26:33,469
I want to start with "Pigs" instead.
468
00:26:33,502 --> 00:26:35,437
Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't mess with me like that.
469
00:26:36,372 --> 00:26:38,374
I spent all day thinking "Arrive" was the first song.
470
00:26:38,407 --> 00:26:39,942
"Pigs" has more energy, it'll grab the audience.
471
00:26:39,975 --> 00:26:42,544
- Dude, there's six people here. - Four.
472
00:26:42,578 --> 00:26:44,313
Hey, welcome back, Jimmy,
473
00:26:44,346 --> 00:26:46,648
- it's about time. - Jeremy, yes, it is.
474
00:26:46,682 --> 00:26:49,351
I hope these guys are better than that last band you had.
475
00:26:49,385 --> 00:26:51,553
- Anyway, you're up. - Thanks, man.
476
00:26:51,587 --> 00:26:54,123
- We'll be right there. - I think "Pigs" is the way to go.
477
00:26:54,556 --> 00:26:55,624
Hey, I'm good.
478
00:26:56,725 --> 00:26:58,560
"Pigs," "Arrive," "Free Bird," makes no difference.
479
00:27:01,263 --> 00:27:03,098
All right, "Pigs" has less notes, I can do it.
480
00:27:03,465 --> 00:27:04,900
Yes, you can!
481
00:27:05,267 --> 00:27:07,002
- All right, let's rock. - Let's go.
482
00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:31,460
Hello, New York City.
483
00:27:31,493 --> 00:27:34,163
We've waited a long time for this.
484
00:27:37,332 --> 00:27:39,701
- The Incoherents are back, here we go. - Woo!
485
00:27:39,735 --> 00:27:41,970
Thank you, thank you, thank you, we've waited a long time, here we go,
486
00:27:42,004 --> 00:27:43,338
we're The Incoherents, here we go, ready?
487
00:27:56,118 --> 00:27:58,220
♪ Basement of chugs ♪
488
00:27:58,253 --> 00:27:59,588
♪ Those hazel eyes ♪
489
00:28:00,155 --> 00:28:02,157
♪ Baby, I'm kneeling ♪
490
00:28:05,527 --> 00:28:07,596
♪ I've been crowned ♪
491
00:28:07,629 --> 00:28:09,231
♪ Clear the stars around me ♪
492
00:28:09,698 --> 00:28:11,700
♪ Help me to my feet ♪
493
00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:13,702
- You're playing the wrong song! - You're playing the wrong song!
494
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:15,404
You said "Pigs," you're playing "Arrive!"
495
00:28:15,437 --> 00:28:17,406
Oh, fuck!
496
00:28:17,439 --> 00:28:21,109
- Revenge is a bitch, yo! - You're a bitch, yo!
497
00:28:21,143 --> 00:28:22,711
I hope he fucks you better than he plays, honey.
498
00:28:22,744 --> 00:28:25,214
Hey, children, pipe down out there!
499
00:28:25,247 --> 00:28:27,716
All right, all right, right, right. Take two, just give us take two.
500
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:31,553
- Just take two, hold on a sec. - Get off the stage!
501
00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:33,455
- Hey! - All right, come on, come on, come on, come on, here we go.
502
00:28:33,489 --> 00:28:34,456
- We got this. - Let's just do it,
503
00:28:34,490 --> 00:28:36,291
- let's just do it again. - We got this.
504
00:28:53,776 --> 00:28:56,011
♪ The slop in the trough ♪
505
00:28:56,578 --> 00:28:58,113
♪ Splashes the ground ♪
506
00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:01,016
♪ Scraps for the bugs ♪
507
00:29:02,217 --> 00:29:03,218
♪ Beetles and hounds ♪
508
00:29:05,454 --> 00:29:07,723
♪ Big bellies of pigs ♪
509
00:29:07,756 --> 00:29:10,192
♪ Can never be full ♪
510
00:29:10,726 --> 00:29:13,462
♪ Devour, devour ♪
511
00:29:13,495 --> 00:29:15,397
♪ Keep chasing the bull ♪
512
00:29:17,399 --> 00:29:19,368
♪ Dogs herd the sheep ♪
513
00:29:19,768 --> 00:29:21,036
♪ Sheep get in line ♪
514
00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:24,573
♪ Pay some respect ♪
515
00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:26,675
♪ Bow to the swine ♪
516
00:29:27,509 --> 00:29:29,511
♪ Big bellies of pigs ♪
517
00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:32,114
♪ Can never be full ♪
518
00:29:32,648 --> 00:29:35,117
♪ Devour, devour ♪
519
00:29:35,551 --> 00:29:37,252
♪ Keep chasing the bull ♪
520
00:29:49,431 --> 00:29:51,533
♪ There's grist in the mill ♪
521
00:29:52,234 --> 00:29:54,202
♪ Fields full of crops ♪
522
00:29:54,804 --> 00:29:56,572
♪ Open up the gates ♪
523
00:29:57,406 --> 00:30:00,075
♪ Too bad, it's locked ♪
524
00:30:00,509 --> 00:30:02,177
♪ Ox pull the tail ♪
525
00:30:03,278 --> 00:30:05,314
♪ Working up a thirst ♪
526
00:30:05,782 --> 00:30:07,482
♪ Wait their turn ♪
527
00:30:08,584 --> 00:30:11,153
♪ Pigs drink first ♪
528
00:30:22,397 --> 00:30:24,566
♪ Big bellies of pigs ♪
529
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:27,302
♪ Can never be full ♪
530
00:30:27,669 --> 00:30:30,172
♪ Devour, devour ♪
531
00:30:30,205 --> 00:30:32,608
♪ Keep chasing the bull ♪
532
00:30:35,812 --> 00:30:36,645
Yeah!
533
00:30:54,730 --> 00:30:56,732
New York City, we are Sex In Hi-Def.
534
00:30:58,835 --> 00:31:00,937
This song goes out to those dinosaurs of rock and roll,
535
00:31:00,970 --> 00:31:02,604
that just left the stage.
536
00:31:02,638 --> 00:31:05,908
You guys might want to turn down your hearing aids.
537
00:31:09,311 --> 00:31:11,413
♪ I don't miss you ♪
538
00:31:11,446 --> 00:31:13,916
♪ I don't feel you ♪
539
00:31:13,950 --> 00:31:18,553
♪ Even when I'm far away ♪
540
00:31:18,587 --> 00:31:21,423
♪ You don't believe me ♪
541
00:31:21,456 --> 00:31:24,226
♪ I don't believe you ♪
542
00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:29,297
♪ When you say you feel the same ♪
543
00:31:29,331 --> 00:31:34,269
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
544
00:31:34,302 --> 00:31:38,306
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
545
00:31:39,508 --> 00:31:43,946
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
546
00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:48,684
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
547
00:31:50,552 --> 00:31:53,388
♪ Then it's back to work ♪
548
00:31:53,422 --> 00:31:56,324
♪ But I never could forget to say ♪
549
00:31:56,358 --> 00:32:00,262
♪ I'll take it all away and make it right ♪
550
00:32:02,397 --> 00:32:06,401
♪ Wonder if you feel it too ♪
551
00:32:12,541 --> 00:32:14,944
Be honest, how embarrassed were you?
552
00:32:14,977 --> 00:32:15,978
Not at all!
553
00:32:16,012 --> 00:32:17,880
Oh, bullshit.
554
00:32:17,914 --> 00:32:21,416
What? I swear, look, no one there knew I was your wife.
555
00:32:21,450 --> 00:32:23,820
For all they knew I was some random cougar
556
00:32:23,853 --> 00:32:25,587
out hunting for fresh meat.
557
00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:28,891
You know, if I knocked you up in college,
558
00:32:28,925 --> 00:32:31,359
we would have kids as old as that band, Sex In Hi-Def.
559
00:32:31,393 --> 00:32:32,962
No, there had to be a better way to put that.
560
00:32:32,995 --> 00:32:36,032
Jimmy was right, nobody cares.
561
00:32:36,065 --> 00:32:38,734
Oh, what a poor little legion,
562
00:32:38,767 --> 00:32:40,736
you couldn't get your standing ovation.
563
00:32:40,769 --> 00:32:42,004
- Stop! - So sad!
564
00:32:43,739 --> 00:32:45,574
Well, why did you get back into this?
565
00:32:47,409 --> 00:32:48,978
What, so people would ask for your autograph?
566
00:32:49,979 --> 00:32:51,246
- No. - So why?
567
00:32:52,782 --> 00:32:54,282
- To play. - So play.
568
00:32:55,785 --> 00:32:59,254
Don't worry about expectations, just enjoy it.
569
00:33:00,622 --> 00:33:03,458
Now, come to bed, your groupie awaits.
570
00:33:20,475 --> 00:33:23,411
Ow, ow, watch my back, watch my back.
571
00:33:23,445 --> 00:33:24,746
I thought you liked that.
572
00:33:24,781 --> 00:33:27,083
No, I just, I got a lot of pressure on my spine,
573
00:33:27,116 --> 00:33:28,851
I didn't get to the chiropractor this week.
574
00:33:28,885 --> 00:33:30,352
You still going?
575
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,855
My insurance only covers 50% of that.
576
00:33:32,889 --> 00:33:34,756
It's the only thing that helps.
577
00:33:34,791 --> 00:33:36,092
That adds up after a while.
578
00:33:36,125 --> 00:33:38,928
Oh, would you rather I be in constant pain?
579
00:33:40,129 --> 00:33:43,632
All right, I tell you what, I'll get on my back, all right?
580
00:33:43,665 --> 00:33:46,701
- Okay. - All right, there will be a lot less pressure on your spine.
581
00:33:46,735 --> 00:33:47,870
Okay.
582
00:33:47,904 --> 00:33:49,504
- You get on top of me. - Okay.
583
00:33:49,538 --> 00:33:50,807
And then you can just, you know, put it in.
584
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,842
All right, I'm not going to just put it in.
585
00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:55,077
- Are you more comfortable? - Mm, yeah, mm, yeah. Mm.
586
00:33:55,111 --> 00:33:56,545
Mm. Shh.
587
00:33:59,816 --> 00:34:01,483
How about a nice...
588
00:34:01,516 --> 00:34:02,819
...deep,
589
00:34:02,852 --> 00:34:03,920
passionate.
590
00:34:04,787 --> 00:34:06,889
- Mm. - Oh, yes.
591
00:34:08,557 --> 00:34:10,659
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
592
00:34:10,692 --> 00:34:11,626
What?
593
00:34:12,694 --> 00:34:13,595
Did you have garlic today?
594
00:34:14,729 --> 00:34:17,465
- For lunch. - I can still taste it.
595
00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:20,102
I brushed my teeth like twice since then.
596
00:34:21,703 --> 00:34:22,972
Can you use mouthwash or something?
597
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:25,942
You know garlic is my kryptonite.
598
00:34:25,975 --> 00:34:30,745
God. I'm trying here, Bruce.
599
00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:35,684
How long has it been?
600
00:34:39,021 --> 00:34:41,123
Like your breath is always the freshest.
601
00:34:41,157 --> 00:34:41,891
Oh, I'm sorry.
602
00:34:44,593 --> 00:34:46,062
You know how I am after a bad gig.
603
00:34:48,798 --> 00:34:52,567
Too in my head, I can't, I can't lose myself in the moment.
604
00:34:54,170 --> 00:34:57,006
♪ Together ♪
605
00:35:01,844 --> 00:35:02,677
Your groupie awaits.
606
00:35:06,615 --> 00:35:07,682
It wasn't all bad.
607
00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:09,718
It wasn't good.
608
00:35:10,786 --> 00:35:13,455
Not exactly the rock star moment I was dreaming of.
609
00:35:14,589 --> 00:35:16,859
At least Liz is still into it, that's something.
610
00:35:17,559 --> 00:35:19,028
I'm sure your night turned out just fine.
611
00:35:20,729 --> 00:35:22,064
You know, maybe it was the venue,
612
00:35:22,098 --> 00:35:23,698
you know, those really aren't our people.
613
00:35:23,732 --> 00:35:25,835
Yeah, right, the venue.
614
00:35:25,868 --> 00:35:28,037
Is there like a refresher course we can take
615
00:35:28,070 --> 00:35:31,941
- on how to do this again? - What do you mean, like Continuing Rock ed?
616
00:35:31,974 --> 00:35:32,942
We need help.
617
00:35:35,811 --> 00:35:38,948
That one gig at Under Acme, it was transcendent,
618
00:35:38,981 --> 00:35:41,851
it was raucous, polished at the same time.
619
00:35:42,484 --> 00:35:44,086
I was dope on the skins that night.
620
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,855
Yeah, until Jimmy got involved
621
00:35:45,888 --> 00:35:48,024
in the company of second-rate hacks,
622
00:35:48,057 --> 00:35:49,792
what was the name of that one band I caught you with?
623
00:35:49,825 --> 00:35:52,761
Uh, Maelstrom, Blue Horizon,
624
00:35:54,196 --> 00:35:55,831
- Candy Store? - Nah-uh.
625
00:35:55,865 --> 00:35:58,901
Let's see, uh, Creature Feature, Johnny and the Toiletries.
626
00:35:58,935 --> 00:36:00,535
No, come on!
627
00:36:00,568 --> 00:36:01,904
All right, Black Stool?
628
00:36:03,705 --> 00:36:06,242
Uh, Grundle Butter.
629
00:36:06,275 --> 00:36:08,210
Keep going!
630
00:36:08,244 --> 00:36:11,213
- Uh, Chalkboard Nails. - That's the one!
631
00:36:11,247 --> 00:36:12,815
- The name was fitting. - Yeah.
632
00:36:12,848 --> 00:36:15,051
Our one and only gig, the world was spared.
633
00:36:15,084 --> 00:36:16,953
Yeah, the pickings were slim in those days,
634
00:36:16,986 --> 00:36:19,822
that's when I went to London with Pike.
635
00:36:19,855 --> 00:36:22,224
Unfortunately the booze overwhelmed the talent,
636
00:36:22,258 --> 00:36:25,227
so it was off to Berlin with this Kraftwerk
637
00:36:25,261 --> 00:36:30,032
meets Ramones mash up, Eat Bleep I dub shit.
638
00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:31,968
- Eat Behind. - That's the one!
639
00:36:32,001 --> 00:36:35,137
The crowds went bonkers over those guys.
640
00:36:35,171 --> 00:36:38,841
Anyway, one night, the Sashimies opened up for them.
641
00:36:38,874 --> 00:36:40,042
The Japanese chicks?
642
00:36:40,742 --> 00:36:42,577
I fell in love with the guitar player
643
00:36:42,610 --> 00:36:45,047
and I moved to Tokyo.
644
00:36:45,081 --> 00:36:46,715
They were dynamite!
645
00:36:46,748 --> 00:36:49,751
I could've made them into the Go-Go's of Japan.
646
00:36:49,785 --> 00:36:51,120
That's kind of my life.
647
00:36:52,288 --> 00:36:53,688
So what happened?
648
00:36:54,256 --> 00:36:57,525
I was caught in the sack with the bass player,
649
00:36:57,559 --> 00:36:58,894
I was going to make her the wifey
650
00:36:58,928 --> 00:37:00,229
and I don't know the fuck why.
651
00:37:00,262 --> 00:37:02,098
I'm a sucker for the.
652
00:37:04,766 --> 00:37:06,869
That's how I was booted out of the country,
653
00:37:07,303 --> 00:37:10,505
ruined the band, ruined my career and here I am.
654
00:37:11,974 --> 00:37:13,943
I think I just might be doomed.
655
00:37:14,576 --> 00:37:16,644
Jules, raucous and polished.
656
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:19,681
Transcendent.
657
00:37:20,282 --> 00:37:21,150
Dope.
658
00:37:22,184 --> 00:37:23,786
Makes perfect sense.
659
00:37:25,121 --> 00:37:28,057
- Who's got a drink? - There's some wheat grass in my backpack.
660
00:37:29,158 --> 00:37:31,626
I guess rock and roll does really forget.
661
00:37:31,659 --> 00:37:34,629
All right, come on, let's strap them on, let's see what you got.
662
00:37:49,111 --> 00:37:54,216
♪ The wind whipped the sand into our faces ♪
663
00:37:54,250 --> 00:37:58,220
♪ They left red marks on our cheeks ♪
664
00:37:58,854 --> 00:38:02,258
♪ You always loved those winter strolls ♪
665
00:38:03,658 --> 00:38:06,295
♪ Up and down the beach ♪
666
00:38:08,297 --> 00:38:13,202
♪ The cold was more than I could handle ♪
667
00:38:13,235 --> 00:38:17,739
♪ You wore it much better than me ♪
668
00:38:17,772 --> 00:38:21,609
♪ I miss those frozen fingertips ♪
669
00:38:27,116 --> 00:38:31,586
♪ When can we take that walk again ♪
670
00:38:32,021 --> 00:38:35,958
♪ When can we become more than a trend ♪
671
00:38:44,066 --> 00:38:46,634
You're working with those jokers down there?
672
00:38:47,169 --> 00:38:51,140
- Sure am. - You always did like those lost causes, didn't you?
673
00:38:51,874 --> 00:38:56,178
Well, it's more fun starting at the bottom.
674
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:02,418
That way it's more sweet when you get to the top.
675
00:39:06,288 --> 00:39:07,289
Mm,
676
00:39:08,424 --> 00:39:10,092
that's good shit, Beam?
677
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,995
Makers.
678
00:39:13,028 --> 00:39:13,796
God bless bourbon.
679
00:39:16,966 --> 00:39:19,335
Would you like to watch, Mrs. Graham?
680
00:39:21,303 --> 00:39:24,739
Not a fucking chance.
681
00:39:25,808 --> 00:39:27,709
Always a pleasure, Jules.
682
00:39:32,781 --> 00:39:33,382
Sucker.
683
00:39:36,718 --> 00:39:39,221
- About those new demos you sent me... - Yeah.
684
00:39:39,255 --> 00:39:42,258
...stop watching the Disney Channel when you're writing lyrics
685
00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:46,162
- I was just experimenting. - Yeah, but we're not trying to win over 4th graders.
686
00:39:46,195 --> 00:39:48,730
Gentlemen, I think we can all agree
687
00:39:48,763 --> 00:39:53,735
that that last gig wasn't exactly live album material.
688
00:39:54,937 --> 00:39:57,439
Having said that, you don't take all this time off,
689
00:39:57,473 --> 00:40:00,009
right out of the gate expect to play stadiums.
690
00:40:01,043 --> 00:40:03,846
Bruce, I don't care what you have to do,
691
00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:07,883
smoke a joint, pop some Valium, do some jumping jacks,
692
00:40:07,917 --> 00:40:10,252
but you have got to loosen up!
693
00:40:10,286 --> 00:40:12,821
The audience can smell that shit.
694
00:40:12,855 --> 00:40:14,957
Front man has to own the stage,
695
00:40:14,990 --> 00:40:16,691
if you can't, we're fucked!
696
00:40:17,993 --> 00:40:19,995
- Got it. - Jimmy.
697
00:40:20,029 --> 00:40:23,098
- Yeah. - When's the last time you had carnal relations with a woman?
698
00:40:23,132 --> 00:40:25,434
Uh, fairly recently.
699
00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:29,271
You played that thing like a nun at Sunday school.
700
00:40:29,972 --> 00:40:33,776
I want to hear your loins screaming out of that guitar,
701
00:40:33,809 --> 00:40:36,912
let the ladies know you're open for business.
702
00:40:38,781 --> 00:40:42,885
- Mr. Bass Player. - Go easy on me.
703
00:40:42,918 --> 00:40:45,154
When everybody else is on the chorus,
704
00:40:45,187 --> 00:40:47,790
it's time to move on from the verse.
705
00:40:47,823 --> 00:40:49,325
Chrissie and I locked eyes on each other
706
00:40:49,358 --> 00:40:51,193
and I lost my train of thought.
707
00:40:51,227 --> 00:40:52,928
We have a really intense connection.
708
00:40:52,962 --> 00:40:55,364
When you're on stage, you only love your band,
709
00:40:55,397 --> 00:40:56,899
no one else. Tyler!
710
00:40:58,367 --> 00:40:59,468
Well done.
711
00:41:00,703 --> 00:41:03,539
- Word. - But we don't need a drum fill every down moment.
712
00:41:03,572 --> 00:41:06,108
Oh, there's a lot pent up in here, I got to get it out.
713
00:41:06,141 --> 00:41:09,945
- Cut it in half, less is more. - No, it's not.
714
00:41:09,979 --> 00:41:13,916
I got us a gig at the Barn, nail that one, a couple more,
715
00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:16,819
we'll talk about getting ourselves some gigs out of town
716
00:41:16,852 --> 00:41:20,923
and the Vantasy is always at your service, of course.
717
00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:24,827
- What's that? - My ride, it's great for lugging gear.
718
00:41:25,194 --> 00:41:27,863
All right, let me hear "Here Comes the Bitter,"
719
00:41:27,896 --> 00:41:30,499
from the top with chutzpah!
720
00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:32,468
Tyler, count it off.
721
00:41:33,469 --> 00:41:35,537
One, two, three, four.
722
00:41:45,381 --> 00:41:47,249
So, George, I think doc review is going to to be
723
00:41:47,283 --> 00:41:48,951
- finished up in about a week. - Mm-hmm.
724
00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:50,452
- And then we can proceed... - Good morning.
725
00:41:50,486 --> 00:41:51,854
Bruce?
726
00:41:52,221 --> 00:41:53,956
I didn't know you played golf.
727
00:41:53,989 --> 00:41:55,858
Oh, I've got me lessons, I start tonight.
728
00:41:55,891 --> 00:41:58,027
That is just fantastic.
729
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,530
- Bruce, we should play sometime. - We should.
730
00:42:01,563 --> 00:42:04,199
Bruce, do you know what the magic hour is?
731
00:42:05,067 --> 00:42:09,305
It's the last stretch of sun before it sets,
732
00:42:09,338 --> 00:42:12,808
the light at its most spectacular.
733
00:42:13,642 --> 00:42:16,578
A couple of weeks ago, I'm in the middle of the fairway on the 18th hole,
734
00:42:16,612 --> 00:42:18,480
about 170 yards out.
735
00:42:19,448 --> 00:42:22,451
I need to lay up in one, to put in position for birdie
736
00:42:22,484 --> 00:42:24,887
and make par for the round.
737
00:42:25,321 --> 00:42:27,122
Grace, what iron would you use that distance?
738
00:42:28,891 --> 00:42:31,126
Um, the five?
739
00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:35,197
I grabbed the six, stepped to the ball
740
00:42:36,198 --> 00:42:37,499
and thwack!
741
00:42:39,201 --> 00:42:41,003
It lands five feet from the cup.
742
00:42:42,371 --> 00:42:43,605
Walking to the green after that shot
743
00:42:43,639 --> 00:42:47,209
and soaking in the radiant sky before me,
744
00:42:47,242 --> 00:42:49,011
you know what I did?
745
00:42:49,044 --> 00:42:53,549
I wept, overwhelmed by God's beauty,
746
00:42:53,582 --> 00:42:56,852
this game He created, Heaven on Earth.
747
00:42:57,286 --> 00:43:01,056
- The magic hour. - I want to share a moment like that with you both.
748
00:43:01,490 --> 00:43:03,459
I was going to ask you to stay late tonight,
749
00:43:03,492 --> 00:43:06,195
but you've got some more important work to do.
750
00:43:06,562 --> 00:43:09,598
- Grace, I'll still need you. - I'm here for you, George.
751
00:43:09,631 --> 00:43:11,200
Did you make the birdie?
752
00:43:13,302 --> 00:43:14,236
What do you think, Bruce?
753
00:43:17,306 --> 00:43:18,540
Ooh, that was close.
754
00:43:19,308 --> 00:43:21,577
Bruce, you'd better not blow my cover.
755
00:43:22,177 --> 00:43:23,912
Look, what are you really doing?
756
00:43:28,484 --> 00:43:30,452
I'll be there next time, I promise.
757
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,489
All right, it's just, we're going to be better tonight, that's all.
758
00:43:33,522 --> 00:43:36,625
Oh, honey, I... I'm on a roll with the business plan,
759
00:43:36,658 --> 00:43:39,395
I don't want to stop, and plus we have the book party tomorrow night.
760
00:43:39,428 --> 00:43:43,232
- Oh, wish me luck. - Just do what The Jules said, you won't need it.
761
00:43:43,265 --> 00:43:44,066
Bye.
762
00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:46,335
- Hey. - Hey.
763
00:43:48,470 --> 00:43:50,506
- What's in there? - My guitar.
764
00:43:53,275 --> 00:43:55,477
You're going to walk into a club with a golf bag on your shoulder?
765
00:43:55,511 --> 00:43:57,546
- Yeah. - Not with me you're not.
766
00:44:02,418 --> 00:44:04,653
- Christopher. - James.
767
00:44:04,686 --> 00:44:07,322
Are you trying to get a gig here? Isn't this place a step down for you?
768
00:44:07,356 --> 00:44:09,391
Jimmy, I have a gig here.
769
00:44:09,425 --> 00:44:11,026
I like playing these little places,
770
00:44:11,059 --> 00:44:12,594
it's like, you know, helps you connect with the people.
771
00:44:12,628 --> 00:44:15,063
So you're still stuck playing "Little Princes," huh?
772
00:44:15,097 --> 00:44:18,367
Well, first of all, it's "Two Princes"
773
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,403
and it was played on the radio five million times
774
00:44:21,437 --> 00:44:23,572
and we sold like ten million copies of it.
775
00:44:23,605 --> 00:44:25,574
You should play your hit song once in a while.
776
00:44:25,607 --> 00:44:28,210
Oh, I forgot, you don't have a hit song.
777
00:44:28,644 --> 00:44:31,647
You know, you should've played rhythm guitar with us when you had the chance, man.
778
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,248
I play lead guitar.
779
00:44:34,316 --> 00:44:36,518
Is that Chris Baron from the Spin Doctors?
780
00:44:37,186 --> 00:44:39,021
What song are we opening up with tonight?
781
00:44:39,054 --> 00:44:40,389
- "Here Comes the Bitter." - Perfect!
782
00:44:44,226 --> 00:44:45,494
♪ Here comes the bitter ♪
783
00:44:47,296 --> 00:44:49,431
♪ Another creeping winter ♪
784
00:44:51,467 --> 00:44:54,703
♪ Surrounds the buildings of youth ♪
785
00:44:55,437 --> 00:44:56,738
♪ We trudge through the muck ♪
786
00:44:57,406 --> 00:45:00,075
♪ The smell of a garbage truck ♪
787
00:45:01,310 --> 00:45:03,679
♪ Wafting up chapped noses ♪
788
00:45:05,147 --> 00:45:07,149
♪ Off to the train ♪
789
00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:12,588
♪ Full of people in vain ♪
790
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,529
♪ Trying to reach their destination ♪
791
00:45:21,763 --> 00:45:24,166
♪ On the one-track lane ♪
792
00:45:25,667 --> 00:45:28,036
♪ The reminders are vain ♪
793
00:45:30,105 --> 00:45:33,041
♪ They might not be good enough ♪
794
00:45:34,176 --> 00:45:37,646
♪ Enter the room like a push of a broom ♪
795
00:45:37,679 --> 00:45:39,381
♪ Shuffle along ♪
796
00:45:42,718 --> 00:45:47,389
♪ Lay it all bare for the two people who care ♪
797
00:45:54,696 --> 00:45:58,333
Stripped down, completely naked.
798
00:45:58,367 --> 00:46:01,537
By the end of the night, he's still just holding a cup.
799
00:46:01,570 --> 00:46:03,806
Thanks so much for coming, I got to go. I really appreciate it.
800
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:05,240
I'll let you know about the next show, all right?
801
00:46:05,274 --> 00:46:07,142
- Okay. - Thank you, thank you.
802
00:46:07,175 --> 00:46:08,577
Jimmy, Jimmy!
803
00:46:08,610 --> 00:46:10,212
I'm out, I got to go, I got to get out of here.
804
00:46:11,246 --> 00:46:12,180
Hold on.
805
00:46:13,148 --> 00:46:14,349
Quiet, everyone!
806
00:46:15,117 --> 00:46:16,485
I've got something I want to say.
807
00:46:18,654 --> 00:46:19,488
He doesn't remember...
808
00:46:20,689 --> 00:46:23,759
but on this day in 1990...
809
00:46:25,394 --> 00:46:26,762
I met this guy over here...
810
00:46:27,763 --> 00:46:29,498
Bruce Flansburgh.
811
00:46:30,165 --> 00:46:34,269
He played guitar... sort of.
812
00:46:35,905 --> 00:46:37,439
And I played guitar.
813
00:46:37,472 --> 00:46:40,342
Sort of.
814
00:46:43,645 --> 00:46:47,382
And together... with the, uh, rhythm section,
815
00:46:47,416 --> 00:46:49,819
known as the Hamilton brothers.
816
00:46:52,855 --> 00:46:54,824
All right, all right, yeah.
817
00:46:55,424 --> 00:46:57,125
We started a band.
818
00:46:58,393 --> 00:46:59,661
Now, a few years later...
819
00:47:01,463 --> 00:47:03,365
just as we started hitting our stride...
820
00:47:05,802 --> 00:47:07,235
Bruce quit on us.
821
00:47:09,404 --> 00:47:11,573
Leave, leave!
822
00:47:11,607 --> 00:47:13,308
Ho, ho, ho!
823
00:47:13,342 --> 00:47:14,844
I know, I know, I know, I know.
824
00:47:14,877 --> 00:47:17,112
Look, I thought the same thing.
825
00:47:17,679 --> 00:47:23,185
Well, recently, Bruce realized the error of his ways.
826
00:47:24,553 --> 00:47:27,489
And somehow, somehow
827
00:47:28,190 --> 00:47:30,793
he convinced us to reunite.
828
00:47:30,827 --> 00:47:33,161
Yeah!
829
00:47:34,964 --> 00:47:39,601
And tonight, for the first time in many, many years...
830
00:47:41,403 --> 00:47:45,273
we played one hell of a rock and roll show!
831
00:47:47,777 --> 00:47:49,745
And Goddamn did it feel good!
832
00:47:51,781 --> 00:47:52,782
Yeah!
833
00:47:53,615 --> 00:47:54,917
So, so...
834
00:47:56,652 --> 00:47:57,419
that said...
835
00:47:59,655 --> 00:48:01,757
I'd like to, uh, propose a toast...
836
00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:08,196
to my old friend.
837
00:48:10,666 --> 00:48:11,299
Reformed quitter.
838
00:48:12,935 --> 00:48:16,906
Suburban Dad.
839
00:48:16,939 --> 00:48:20,609
And lead singer of the musical force
840
00:48:20,642 --> 00:48:23,578
known as The Incoherents!
841
00:48:23,612 --> 00:48:27,884
Yeah!
842
00:48:31,888 --> 00:48:33,555
Happy anniversary, man.
843
00:48:33,990 --> 00:48:35,424
Happy anniversary, Jimmy.
844
00:48:35,992 --> 00:48:37,426
Bruce!
845
00:48:37,459 --> 00:48:40,696
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce!
846
00:48:40,729 --> 00:48:43,265
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce!
847
00:48:43,298 --> 00:48:45,802
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce!
848
00:48:45,835 --> 00:48:48,670
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce!
849
00:48:48,704 --> 00:48:51,606
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce!
850
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:53,608
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce....
851
00:48:55,377 --> 00:48:56,879
Liz, Liz, wake up.
852
00:48:56,913 --> 00:48:58,815
- What, what is it, the raccoons? - Wake up, wake up, wake up!
853
00:48:58,848 --> 00:49:00,415
Nerd.
854
00:49:00,449 --> 00:49:02,684
Everything's great, we killed it.
855
00:49:03,285 --> 00:49:05,454
Oh, that's so good.
856
00:49:05,487 --> 00:49:09,025
Oh, that's... So, I'm sorry I missed it.
857
00:49:09,058 --> 00:49:10,592
I don't think I can sleep, I'm all jacked up.
858
00:49:10,625 --> 00:49:12,895
Oh, I can't, you tell me all about it in the morning.
859
00:49:12,929 --> 00:49:14,797
Wait, wait, wait, wait, Wait a sec, wait a sec.
860
00:49:16,866 --> 00:49:18,333
And I had roasted garlic for dinner.
861
00:49:23,072 --> 00:49:25,574
Mm, yeah.
862
00:49:25,607 --> 00:49:27,743
What are you going to to say, motherfuckers?
863
00:49:27,777 --> 00:49:28,878
Woo!
864
00:49:36,384 --> 00:49:37,352
For you.
865
00:49:38,386 --> 00:49:39,021
For you.
866
00:49:45,694 --> 00:49:47,864
- Good morning. - Oh, hi.
867
00:49:48,764 --> 00:49:50,532
How you feeling?
868
00:49:50,565 --> 00:49:52,034
Oh, I'm feeling good.
869
00:49:53,102 --> 00:49:55,470
Oh, thank you very...
870
00:49:59,574 --> 00:50:01,043
Muah! That's the way to start the morning.
871
00:50:26,434 --> 00:50:27,937
You're Jimmy Anthony,
872
00:50:27,970 --> 00:50:29,939
and you have the same clothes on as last night.
873
00:50:31,506 --> 00:50:32,741
How do you know that?
874
00:50:33,142 --> 00:50:35,710
I saw The Incoherents gig, great show.
875
00:50:35,744 --> 00:50:37,612
The new song sounded as good as the old stuff.
876
00:50:38,380 --> 00:50:42,450
- You have a minute to talk? - Uh, yeah, sure. A real fan?
877
00:50:43,953 --> 00:50:45,554
- Yeah. - Yeah.
878
00:50:45,587 --> 00:50:47,790
So how do you know the old stuff?
879
00:50:47,824 --> 00:50:49,859
I have the Irrational Devotion album.
880
00:50:50,492 --> 00:50:52,895
Your guitar's been blaring through my speakers for years.
881
00:50:52,929 --> 00:50:55,564
- How'd you get it? - My record store had it when I was a teenager.
882
00:50:55,597 --> 00:50:56,966
- Where? - Boston.
883
00:50:57,566 --> 00:50:59,634
- Newbury Comics. - The one and only.
884
00:51:00,069 --> 00:51:01,603
Can I ask you why you bought it?
885
00:51:02,038 --> 00:51:03,471
I liked the name.
886
00:51:04,639 --> 00:51:07,877
And it was only 50 cents marked down from 99.
887
00:51:08,811 --> 00:51:12,048
- Sorry. - Right, you could've left that part out.
888
00:51:12,081 --> 00:51:14,917
Hey, that was the best bargain of my life.
889
00:51:15,650 --> 00:51:17,719
I wore that tape out in high school.
890
00:51:17,752 --> 00:51:19,487
I voted for "Arrive" to be our prom theme song.
891
00:51:20,422 --> 00:51:21,723
What won?
892
00:51:21,756 --> 00:51:24,559
♪ Who let the dogs out, who ♪
893
00:51:24,593 --> 00:51:25,862
Ouch.
894
00:51:27,029 --> 00:51:29,431
Ah, the wrestling team stuffed the ballot box,
895
00:51:29,464 --> 00:51:32,068
I boycotted and saw Guided by Voices
896
00:51:32,101 --> 00:51:33,602
at the Middle East instead.
897
00:51:33,635 --> 00:51:34,971
- GBV, nice. - Mm-hmm.
898
00:51:35,004 --> 00:51:36,839
- A woman after my own heart. - Hmm.
899
00:51:36,873 --> 00:51:38,640
Weren't you the little hipster?
900
00:51:38,673 --> 00:51:40,609
Well, I book bands there now.
901
00:51:40,642 --> 00:51:42,078
- At Middle East? - Mm-hmm.
902
00:51:42,111 --> 00:51:44,180
- Cool. - There's a 9:00 p.m. slot
903
00:51:44,213 --> 00:51:47,149
that opened up in a couple of weeks, you want the gig?
904
00:51:47,183 --> 00:51:49,618
Uh, yeah, definitely.
905
00:51:49,651 --> 00:51:51,888
The band after you has a big local following,
906
00:51:51,921 --> 00:51:54,689
- so it should be packed. - We like packed.
907
00:51:54,723 --> 00:51:56,893
I also want to interview you guys for my blog,
908
00:51:56,926 --> 00:51:59,394
- Boston Rock Chick Picks. - Anybody read it?
909
00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:03,165
- Sorry. - Mm, 4,700 hits a week and growing.
910
00:52:03,199 --> 00:52:04,766
- Whoa! - Mm-hmm.
911
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:06,135
Well, don't count on The Incoherents
912
00:52:06,168 --> 00:52:07,970
to increase your traffic is all I'm saying.
913
00:52:08,804 --> 00:52:11,107
An indie rock phoenix from the ashes of New York City
914
00:52:11,140 --> 00:52:12,674
rises to play again?
915
00:52:13,843 --> 00:52:15,044
That's a good story.
916
00:52:17,146 --> 00:52:18,047
Listen, I got to run,
917
00:52:19,181 --> 00:52:20,149
but I'll see you in Boston.
918
00:52:30,159 --> 00:52:32,427
That's the weekend Gwen's taking me to Chicago.
919
00:52:32,828 --> 00:52:34,230
I thought it was the weekend after.
920
00:52:34,263 --> 00:52:36,098
Oh, this is what happens when you don't listen
921
00:52:36,132 --> 00:52:37,166
when I tell you something.
922
00:52:39,969 --> 00:52:41,636
Can't you take the kids with you?
923
00:52:41,670 --> 00:52:43,538
Can you take them with you?
924
00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:47,176
All right, how about I pay to change the tickets
925
00:52:47,209 --> 00:52:49,644
- and you can go the next weekend? - Huh-uh, it's Gwen's book tour
926
00:52:49,678 --> 00:52:51,013
and plus our friend from Northwestern
927
00:52:51,047 --> 00:52:52,547
is helping with my business proposal,
928
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:53,648
it's the only time she can do it.
929
00:52:55,084 --> 00:52:56,584
If you had just been there last night,
930
00:52:56,618 --> 00:52:58,955
you would change your mind, that's how good we were.
931
00:52:58,988 --> 00:53:01,023
Honey, we can't afford to pay a babysitter
932
00:53:01,057 --> 00:53:02,825
every time you have a gig,
933
00:53:02,858 --> 00:53:04,961
it's like paying $80 to hear my husband play.
934
00:53:04,994 --> 00:53:07,997
Well, this is an important show, we can start building a fan base in Boston.
935
00:53:08,030 --> 00:53:10,266
Jimmy says this blog is seen by like 30,000 people,
936
00:53:10,299 --> 00:53:11,700
they'll be reading all about us.
937
00:53:11,733 --> 00:53:14,769
So just tell her to book you for another weekend.
938
00:53:14,804 --> 00:53:16,906
It takes months to get a Saturday night slot at that club.
939
00:53:16,939 --> 00:53:19,942
Look, we agreed equal time, remember?
940
00:53:19,976 --> 00:53:20,843
It's my turn.
941
00:53:22,912 --> 00:53:24,612
Are you almost ready? I don't want to be late.
942
00:53:27,682 --> 00:53:29,617
She looked at the door,
943
00:53:30,252 --> 00:53:32,788
the door she was always powerless to open,
944
00:53:33,222 --> 00:53:36,826
the brass knob, a radioactive element never to be touched.
945
00:53:37,326 --> 00:53:39,829
But this was a different day,
946
00:53:40,196 --> 00:53:42,630
a different year, a different life.
947
00:53:42,664 --> 00:53:44,800
She grabbed the knob with the grip of a vice,
948
00:53:44,834 --> 00:53:48,170
adrenaline coursing through every tendon and muscle in her hand.
949
00:53:48,204 --> 00:53:51,740
She twisted and pulled, ultraviolet light devoured the room,
950
00:53:51,773 --> 00:53:55,177
her senses soared, she stepped across the threshold.
951
00:53:56,212 --> 00:53:58,713
She was free.
952
00:54:13,695 --> 00:54:17,800
The prose was so provocative, spare, but rich,
953
00:54:17,833 --> 00:54:21,070
it had traces of Hemingway or McCarthy in there.
954
00:54:21,103 --> 00:54:23,671
- Hemingway. - Joni works with a lot of young male writers
955
00:54:23,705 --> 00:54:27,209
who emulate that style, but infuse it with way too much masculine bluster.
956
00:54:27,243 --> 00:54:30,612
The world has more than enough of that these days.
957
00:54:30,645 --> 00:54:32,747
It's quite a breakthrough for you, bravo.
958
00:54:32,782 --> 00:54:36,018
Well, I couldn't have done it without my big sister here,
959
00:54:36,052 --> 00:54:37,987
she was an amazing sounding board.
960
00:54:38,020 --> 00:54:40,956
Whatever I can do to nurture my sister's art.
961
00:54:40,990 --> 00:54:43,359
It felt very personal.
962
00:54:43,392 --> 00:54:45,294
Yes, always write what you know, very good advice.
963
00:54:45,327 --> 00:54:48,130
For years, I held my characters at such a distance
964
00:54:48,164 --> 00:54:51,801
but now I feel closer to them than ever.
965
00:54:52,268 --> 00:54:56,172
I partially based the character of Lawrence on Bruce.
966
00:54:56,205 --> 00:55:01,010
- Oh, the office drone. - A man with a great sense of responsibility. Bruce?
967
00:55:01,043 --> 00:55:03,079
Did you see yourself in Lawrence?
968
00:55:03,112 --> 00:55:05,948
Uh, you know, I really haven't any time to...
969
00:55:05,981 --> 00:55:09,251
- Bruce isn't a reader. - Gwen knows I'm a really huge fan though.
970
00:55:09,285 --> 00:55:10,853
He writes rock songs.
971
00:55:10,886 --> 00:55:12,620
Oh, it's a different medium, but no less potent.
972
00:55:12,654 --> 00:55:13,923
Liz...
973
00:55:14,824 --> 00:55:18,593
when did you realize Gwen had this kind of talent?
974
00:55:19,161 --> 00:55:25,167
I mean, even as kids her mind was so creative, so unique. I...
975
00:55:26,302 --> 00:55:28,971
I always told her, it's only a matter of time
976
00:55:29,004 --> 00:55:31,107
before the world finds out what I've always known.
977
00:55:39,315 --> 00:55:41,984
Oh, take away this crisis.
978
00:55:42,684 --> 00:55:44,820
I pine for catharsis.
979
00:55:45,354 --> 00:55:47,689
Come to me, sweet Isis.
980
00:55:48,124 --> 00:55:50,159
Don't care what the price is.
981
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,862
It's a lot of is'.
982
00:55:52,895 --> 00:55:55,364
Why would you invite a bunch of terrorists to your house?
983
00:55:55,397 --> 00:55:57,665
Not that Isis, the mythical goddess woman.
984
00:55:58,200 --> 00:55:59,902
We'll ride to the mountaintops,
985
00:55:59,935 --> 00:56:02,338
there we will plant our crops.
986
00:56:02,371 --> 00:56:05,274
You can't plant crops on a mountaintop, I have to veto these.
987
00:56:05,307 --> 00:56:06,976
I'm writing in the voice of a character.
988
00:56:07,009 --> 00:56:08,310
Who the fuck wants to be that guy?
989
00:56:08,344 --> 00:56:11,046
You know who you should write about, Jimmy.
990
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:15,851
- Don't even think about it. - Pushing 50, divorced, serving drunks until 4:00 a.m.
991
00:56:15,885 --> 00:56:17,820
- It's at least a double album. - Hey.
992
00:56:17,853 --> 00:56:22,358
Okay, gents, we need to confirm on the Middle East.
993
00:56:23,125 --> 00:56:26,061
We'll be opening up with "Sheila Divine," a Boston favorite.
994
00:56:26,761 --> 00:56:28,730
- Oh, yeah. - They're already sold out.
995
00:56:28,763 --> 00:56:31,267
And my boy, Eddie Roth, is going to be throwing us the after-party.
996
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:33,302
Eddie!
997
00:56:33,335 --> 00:56:36,205
Best soirée in Beantown, nobody goes home alone.
998
00:56:36,238 --> 00:56:37,840
Jimmy, there's hope for you yet.
999
00:56:38,474 --> 00:56:39,441
I don't think I can do it.
1000
00:56:40,309 --> 00:56:42,845
- What? - No fucking way, Bruce.
1001
00:56:42,878 --> 00:56:44,446
You know how long I've been waiting to play
1002
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,849
a Saturday night show in that town, that's not a wedding?
1003
00:56:46,882 --> 00:56:48,284
Liz is supposed to go away that weekend.
1004
00:56:48,317 --> 00:56:51,086
So talk to her, she'll understand,
1005
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:53,322
I know Liz, she's no Yoko.
1006
00:56:53,355 --> 00:56:54,990
Yoko gets a bad rap.
1007
00:56:55,457 --> 00:56:58,726
Look, this Debbie woman could have picked anybody
1008
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:01,463
to play at this show, but she chose us.
1009
00:57:02,131 --> 00:57:03,032
I don't want to let her down.
1010
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:08,871
250-plus people waiting to be dazzled, Bruce.
1011
00:57:08,904 --> 00:57:10,873
Come on, what do you say?
1012
00:57:18,314 --> 00:57:20,983
A paralegal seminar?
1013
00:57:21,016 --> 00:57:24,386
Yeah, apparently they're going to be teaching me some new techniques,
1014
00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:27,089
that'll keep me on the cutting edge of paralegals.
1015
00:57:27,523 --> 00:57:30,192
- Is that even a thing? - I guess I'm going to find out.
1016
00:57:30,859 --> 00:57:33,062
Did you at least tell them I have plans?
1017
00:57:33,095 --> 00:57:35,064
Of course, they gave me no wiggle room.
1018
00:57:35,431 --> 00:57:38,300
Oh, how can this be happening?
1019
00:57:38,334 --> 00:57:40,768
What could they possibly teach you, you don't already know?
1020
00:57:41,537 --> 00:57:44,907
You said a million times a blind monkey could do your job.
1021
00:57:45,274 --> 00:57:48,177
My profession is in danger, Liz, you know, between outsourcing and technology,
1022
00:57:48,210 --> 00:57:49,845
there's less and less of a need for us.
1023
00:57:50,846 --> 00:57:53,315
Well, look, the most skilled are going to survive,
1024
00:57:53,349 --> 00:57:54,316
I got to stay relevant.
1025
00:57:59,888 --> 00:58:01,756
Keep eating, guys, come on, we got to get to school.
1026
00:58:06,595 --> 00:58:10,065
Honesty is the foundation of any relationship,
1027
00:58:10,099 --> 00:58:13,535
when you violate that, the whole equilibrium gets thrown off.
1028
00:58:13,569 --> 00:58:15,838
Mom always said the girls would lead you around
1029
00:58:15,871 --> 00:58:19,108
by their short and curlies, just like your Dad.
1030
00:58:19,141 --> 00:58:21,577
He was a gentleman, Mom never appreciated him.
1031
00:58:21,610 --> 00:58:24,847
No backbone, that's why she left him for my pops.
1032
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:27,349
Well, at least my father's not a Neanderthal who can't hold down a job.
1033
00:58:27,383 --> 00:58:29,084
Can you guys shut up for a second?
1034
00:58:29,585 --> 00:58:30,953
I can't piss with all that chatter.
1035
00:58:32,988 --> 00:58:34,390
Ah!
1036
00:58:35,457 --> 00:58:37,259
Jules, you lied to your wives, right?
1037
00:58:37,293 --> 00:58:39,128
No, never.
1038
00:58:39,161 --> 00:58:40,829
What caused problems then?
1039
00:58:41,297 --> 00:58:44,400
I never looked at marriage as a permanent thing,
1040
00:58:44,433 --> 00:58:45,401
it's just something to do.
1041
00:58:48,070 --> 00:58:50,539
Jimmy, you definitely kept stuff from your ex.
1042
00:58:50,572 --> 00:58:52,207
A ton, but I left other people out of it,
1043
00:58:52,241 --> 00:58:53,609
now we're your accomplices.
1044
00:58:53,642 --> 00:58:56,078
This was the only way I could make this happen.
1045
00:58:56,111 --> 00:58:59,181
Now we're on the road, headed to a gig, kicking it in the Vantasy.
1046
00:58:59,214 --> 00:59:01,216
"Lies whispered sweetly in my ear.
1047
00:59:01,250 --> 00:59:03,519
Lies, how do I get out of here?"
1048
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:05,821
The Stones.
1049
00:59:07,156 --> 00:59:10,626
- Mick was right. - This has got to be the worst high conversation
1050
00:59:10,659 --> 00:59:12,928
I've ever had. Let's go.
1051
00:59:12,961 --> 00:59:14,463
You want me to drive?
1052
00:59:16,165 --> 00:59:17,966
I'm choosing the tunes, guys.
1053
00:59:44,426 --> 00:59:48,263
♪ The route's already known you'll be my pilot ♪
1054
00:59:52,267 --> 00:59:56,505
♪ And I'll be smiling dressed in violet ♪
1055
01:00:01,076 --> 01:00:04,680
♪ Where's the earth below where's the earth below? ♪
1056
01:00:04,713 --> 01:00:06,081
♪ Did you move it? ♪
1057
01:00:06,115 --> 01:00:10,252
♪ Revival, revival ♪
1058
01:00:10,285 --> 01:00:14,056
♪ See the sky above see the sky above ♪
1059
01:00:14,089 --> 01:00:16,158
♪ Did you paint it? ♪
1060
01:00:16,191 --> 01:00:20,129
♪ Arrival, arrival ♪
1061
01:00:21,430 --> 01:00:23,999
Thank you, Boston!
1062
01:00:28,003 --> 01:00:29,571
Once more, once more!
1063
01:00:29,605 --> 01:00:32,374
Hey, you guys, you guys want to hear one more, one more?
1064
01:00:34,543 --> 01:00:36,278
Come on, let's do it, let's do it, let's go, okay.
1065
01:00:38,113 --> 01:00:40,082
- Let's play one more. - What do you want to play?
1066
01:00:40,449 --> 01:00:42,217
We played everything we rehearsed.
1067
01:00:42,251 --> 01:00:45,053
- So what? Let's wing it. - Something easy, like "Devolution."
1068
01:00:45,087 --> 01:00:47,222
Jimmy, "Devolution" is just three chords, right?
1069
01:00:47,256 --> 01:00:49,057
- I'm done. - What do you mean you're done? They're loving us.
1070
01:00:49,091 --> 01:00:50,325
I'm going to sleep with them.
1071
01:00:50,359 --> 01:00:53,095
- Come on, we got plenty of time! - Trust me, Bruce.
1072
01:00:53,128 --> 01:00:55,497
End on a high note, you'll thank me later, wrap it up, guys.
1073
01:00:59,201 --> 01:01:02,471
Hey, guys, I'd love to play one more, but our guitar player is not in the mood.
1074
01:01:02,504 --> 01:01:05,274
Oh, come on! Boo!
1075
01:01:05,741 --> 01:01:08,310
- You suck! - Whatever, man.
1076
01:01:08,343 --> 01:01:09,711
Hey, listen, Boston, thank you so much,
1077
01:01:09,745 --> 01:01:12,181
we'll see you soon, enjoy Sheila Divine, thank you.
1078
01:01:14,516 --> 01:01:16,185
- One song? - Thank you.
1079
01:01:19,354 --> 01:01:21,990
All I'm saying is you made me look like an ass before.
1080
01:01:22,024 --> 01:01:23,358
Give the people what they want.
1081
01:01:23,392 --> 01:01:25,060
We're not prepared to be playing songs
1082
01:01:25,093 --> 01:01:27,196
we haven't rehearsed, I've done that in bands before
1083
01:01:27,229 --> 01:01:29,598
- and it always bombed. - A three-chord song.
1084
01:01:29,631 --> 01:01:32,201
- That's three too many. - Who's being suburban now?
1085
01:01:32,234 --> 01:01:34,503
You know, Jack White never knows what he's going to play next on stage.
1086
01:01:34,536 --> 01:01:37,005
You're not Jack White, you're Bruce Flansburgh.
1087
01:01:37,039 --> 01:01:39,441
What do you want from me, man? I've been waiting for fucking ever for a moment like that,
1088
01:01:39,475 --> 01:01:41,009
why couldn't you just let me have it?
1089
01:01:41,043 --> 01:01:43,412
See, right there, "Let me have it,"
1090
01:01:43,445 --> 01:01:46,215
- it's not all about you. - I meant us, us.
1091
01:01:48,116 --> 01:01:51,220
I don't trust you yet, I don't want to be embarrassed.
1092
01:01:51,253 --> 01:01:53,121
Oh, right, your beloved reputation, I forgot.
1093
01:01:53,155 --> 01:01:55,090
You ruined it once before, that's enough!
1094
01:01:55,123 --> 01:01:57,526
Well, Jimmy, if the other 21 bands were so bad,
1095
01:01:57,559 --> 01:01:58,727
maybe you were the problem.
1096
01:02:00,496 --> 01:02:04,533
Boys, meet the girls. Girls, meet the boys.
1097
01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:06,468
Hey.
1098
01:02:06,502 --> 01:02:08,504
- Hey. - Great show.
1099
01:02:08,537 --> 01:02:11,340
- Thanks. - Ah, Courtney, tell them what you said
1100
01:02:11,373 --> 01:02:14,042
- about how I play the drums? - Like a beast!
1101
01:02:14,076 --> 01:02:16,578
Like a beast!
1102
01:02:16,612 --> 01:02:18,680
She's making me one.
1103
01:02:20,749 --> 01:02:23,185
Hey, everybody.
1104
01:02:24,486 --> 01:02:28,156
Look, who it is, it's the Zimmer Twins!
1105
01:02:34,429 --> 01:02:36,565
Jimmy, how are you, son?
1106
01:02:38,267 --> 01:02:40,335
- A shot of whiskey for you, Jim? - Um...
1107
01:02:40,369 --> 01:02:42,371
It's mandatory upon entry, son.
1108
01:02:42,404 --> 01:02:43,806
Yeah, thanks, Eddie, but I'm good.
1109
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,440
Oh, you're good?
1110
01:02:47,175 --> 01:02:49,678
Hey, everybody, he's good,
1111
01:02:49,711 --> 01:02:53,148
lead guitarist says he doesn't want whiskey.
1112
01:02:53,181 --> 01:02:55,117
What the fuck is wrong with this picture, huh?
1113
01:02:59,488 --> 01:03:02,224
Ooh, how about you, lead singer?
1114
01:03:03,659 --> 01:03:05,494
A little holy water for the cause?
1115
01:03:05,527 --> 01:03:07,195
Oh, cleanse my soul, Father.
1116
01:03:07,696 --> 01:03:09,264
- Bless you, my son. - Cleanse my soul.
1117
01:03:11,233 --> 01:03:13,201
Knock it down you, there's a good boy.
1118
01:03:13,870 --> 01:03:16,839
Woo! what else you got? Oh, I got a lot.
1119
01:03:16,873 --> 01:03:19,107
- I'm all mouths and ears. - I got everything back here.
1120
01:03:19,141 --> 01:03:21,577
Singer and guitar player at odds, that's never happened before.
1121
01:03:21,610 --> 01:03:24,212
Yeah, testosterone's a bitch, ain't it?
1122
01:03:25,882 --> 01:03:27,616
When am I going to get that interview?
1123
01:03:28,283 --> 01:03:29,852
- How about now? - Great.
1124
01:03:30,419 --> 01:03:31,821
Someplace else.
1125
01:03:31,854 --> 01:03:32,654
Yeah.
1126
01:03:35,324 --> 01:03:38,293
We were right on the verge, more and more people were coming to our shows,
1127
01:03:38,327 --> 01:03:40,329
other bands were asking us to tour with them,
1128
01:03:40,362 --> 01:03:42,431
labels were sending their reps to our gigs.
1129
01:03:42,832 --> 01:03:44,499
- But Bruce? - He shrank.
1130
01:03:45,233 --> 01:03:47,569
All he could think about were those bands that got deals,
1131
01:03:47,603 --> 01:03:49,504
that were dropped after one album.
1132
01:03:49,538 --> 01:03:51,773
That and you know, the old rocker at the club,
1133
01:03:51,808 --> 01:03:54,443
who's broke and strung out, hanging on to a dream,
1134
01:03:54,476 --> 01:03:56,545
even though he knew that there was no chance.
1135
01:03:56,946 --> 01:04:00,649
- That would scare me. - You know what the worst thing a musician can have is?
1136
01:04:00,682 --> 01:04:03,719
- Hmm? - A back-up plan, Bruce had one.
1137
01:04:03,752 --> 01:04:06,188
He made a decision that fucked the rest of us.
1138
01:04:06,889 --> 01:04:08,891
- Then why agree to this? - Because...
1139
01:04:11,393 --> 01:04:13,395
he's the person that I write the best songs with.
1140
01:04:15,263 --> 01:04:18,300
I tried to live my life without it, but I just, I can't.
1141
01:04:18,868 --> 01:04:22,204
I guess you could say that The Incoherents are an incurable addiction.
1142
01:04:23,973 --> 01:04:26,341
I have similar issues.
1143
01:04:27,309 --> 01:04:30,545
This is the 63rd night in a row I've gone to see a band.
1144
01:04:31,279 --> 01:04:32,782
Okay, that's just inhumane.
1145
01:04:33,448 --> 01:04:35,918
It's for the blog, I review a show every night,
1146
01:04:35,952 --> 01:04:38,286
- that's my catch. - I don't know how you do it.
1147
01:04:38,320 --> 01:04:41,289
I mean, I've seen enough crummy bands to last a lifetime,
1148
01:04:41,323 --> 01:04:43,960
I played in a few myself, too.
1149
01:04:43,993 --> 01:04:46,628
I'm still hoping to get my socks knocked off.
1150
01:04:47,262 --> 01:04:49,966
Come on, you really think that you're going to find
1151
01:04:49,999 --> 01:04:52,267
- the next Beatles at the Cavern Club? - I might.
1152
01:04:53,435 --> 01:04:56,338
I don't know, I feel like those days are long gone,
1153
01:04:56,371 --> 01:04:58,440
it's a, it's a myth.
1154
01:04:58,473 --> 01:05:00,242
Cynicism will get you nowhere,
1155
01:05:00,642 --> 01:05:01,944
it's no myth and you know it.
1156
01:05:03,245 --> 01:05:04,881
Should we start the interview?
1157
01:05:04,914 --> 01:05:06,381
I thought that was the interview.
1158
01:05:06,415 --> 01:05:08,517
No, that's me and you having a conversation.
1159
01:05:08,550 --> 01:05:10,619
Oh, shit!
1160
01:05:11,319 --> 01:05:13,388
- I'm fine. - Dude.
1161
01:05:13,422 --> 01:05:15,958
- Oops. - I can't take you anywhere. She's good.
1162
01:05:18,493 --> 01:05:21,263
♪ I'll see her in the land of shame maybe ♪
1163
01:05:23,966 --> 01:05:28,470
♪ Who's groping to make the claim, jump out, yeah ♪
1164
01:05:28,871 --> 01:05:31,908
♪ As I fade into black then fade into being ♪
1165
01:05:37,980 --> 01:05:40,783
♪ My woman from So Cal, yo ♪
1166
01:05:40,817 --> 01:05:45,520
♪ I can't rely trouble below ♪
1167
01:05:45,554 --> 01:05:48,925
♪ Below ♪
1168
01:05:54,663 --> 01:05:58,700
♪ I might roll into me and you ♪
1169
01:06:00,302 --> 01:06:04,573
♪ I might roll into me and you ♪
1170
01:06:06,308 --> 01:06:10,412
♪ I might roll into me and you ♪
1171
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:15,584
♪ I might roll in ♪
1172
01:06:25,027 --> 01:06:26,863
- Hello. - Liz?
1173
01:06:26,896 --> 01:06:29,531
- Uh, this is George Watts. - Oh, hi, George.
1174
01:06:30,332 --> 01:06:32,001
I want your husband to come play golf today with me,
1175
01:06:32,034 --> 01:06:33,702
but he's not answering his cell.
1176
01:06:34,336 --> 01:06:35,670
My regular partner had to cancel,
1177
01:06:35,704 --> 01:06:37,305
his hernia is in overdrive.
1178
01:06:38,707 --> 01:06:40,742
Well, he's at the seminar, George, remember?
1179
01:06:41,576 --> 01:06:42,644
What seminar?
1180
01:06:43,780 --> 01:06:44,579
The for ...
1181
01:06:46,681 --> 01:06:48,416
Hello, Liz?
1182
01:06:50,752 --> 01:06:55,024
The, uh, parachuting seminar, George,
1183
01:06:55,057 --> 01:06:57,960
he's, uh, thinking of learning how to skydive,
1184
01:06:57,994 --> 01:06:59,962
I thought he might have mentioned it to you.
1185
01:07:00,529 --> 01:07:03,698
Skydiving, is he trying to get himself killed?
1186
01:07:03,732 --> 01:07:04,934
He might be.
1187
01:07:06,301 --> 01:07:07,937
Well, I'd love to get him on the link soon,
1188
01:07:07,970 --> 01:07:10,840
with those lessons you bought him, he must be Tiger Woods by now,
1189
01:07:10,873 --> 01:07:12,641
without the adultery, of course.
1190
01:07:13,109 --> 01:07:15,644
The golf lessons, right.
1191
01:07:16,511 --> 01:07:18,413
By all means, I'm sure he'd love it.
1192
01:07:19,148 --> 01:07:21,550
And tell him to stop jumping out of planes,
1193
01:07:21,583 --> 01:07:23,953
- that's for idiots. - I certainly will.
1194
01:07:24,619 --> 01:07:26,588
Four?
1195
01:07:40,169 --> 01:07:43,973
Wow, you look like garbage, you paralegals really know how to whoop it up.
1196
01:07:44,006 --> 01:07:46,708
- Yeah, it was a lot wilder... - Yeah, I swear to God, Bruce, if you keep lying to me,
1197
01:07:46,741 --> 01:07:48,845
I'm going to scream at the top of my fucking lungs!
1198
01:07:48,878 --> 01:07:50,112
- What are you talking about? - Bruce!
1199
01:07:51,881 --> 01:07:54,917
- Can I explain? - No, no, let me explain.
1200
01:07:56,185 --> 01:07:58,955
I cook the food, I, I pay the bills,
1201
01:07:58,988 --> 01:08:01,090
I clean the house, I take care of the kids
1202
01:08:01,123 --> 01:08:03,725
and about a million other things that you take for granted,
1203
01:08:03,758 --> 01:08:06,996
and all I want is one fucking measly weekend
1204
01:08:07,029 --> 01:08:09,866
to get my career going, but you won't have it,
1205
01:08:09,899 --> 01:08:12,767
because my sister beat you to the spotlight!
1206
01:08:13,202 --> 01:08:15,171
- Does that sound about right? - This was an important gig, okay?
1207
01:08:15,204 --> 01:08:17,974
- It doesn't come around very... - You lied to me!
1208
01:08:18,007 --> 01:08:20,009
What did you want, did you want the truth? Okay, here's the truth.
1209
01:08:20,042 --> 01:08:22,144
Hey, Liz, uh, my gig is a lot more important
1210
01:08:22,178 --> 01:08:23,745
than your three patient pulls on a computer
1211
01:08:23,779 --> 01:08:25,580
about a business you have no idea is going to take off!
1212
01:08:25,614 --> 01:08:27,116
- Oh, my God! - That one went over really well.
1213
01:08:27,149 --> 01:08:28,483
Thank you for your vote of confidence.
1214
01:08:28,516 --> 01:08:29,684
Like I got one from you.
1215
01:08:30,152 --> 01:08:33,555
- What? I let you do this! - You let me?
1216
01:08:33,588 --> 01:08:35,858
Ah, you know what? I know I don't read books
1217
01:08:35,892 --> 01:08:37,759
and I only play rock songs, but I don't need your permission!
1218
01:08:37,793 --> 01:08:40,729
Is that what this is about, my sister's book party?
1219
01:08:40,762 --> 01:08:42,198
What a fucking child you are!
1220
01:08:42,231 --> 01:08:43,799
You were slobbering all over her
1221
01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:44,934
like she was God's gift to literature.
1222
01:08:44,967 --> 01:08:46,434
Oh, it was her night!
1223
01:08:46,468 --> 01:08:47,837
You never talked about music like that.
1224
01:08:47,870 --> 01:08:49,604
My God!
1225
01:08:49,638 --> 01:08:52,641
Do you know how many of your gigs I fucking sat through?
1226
01:08:55,878 --> 01:08:57,914
- Okay, I'm... - What did you tell me?
1227
01:08:57,947 --> 01:09:00,049
What did you tell me when I told you I wanted to quit the band?
1228
01:09:00,883 --> 01:09:03,920
No, no, you cannot put that on me,
1229
01:09:03,953 --> 01:09:06,588
we both wanted to have kids, we wanted to have a house,
1230
01:09:06,621 --> 01:09:08,523
we both agreed it would be hard...
1231
01:09:08,556 --> 01:09:10,458
You told me it wasn't a sure thing.
1232
01:09:10,927 --> 01:09:13,595
And it wasn't, I still didn't tell you to quit!
1233
01:09:13,628 --> 01:09:16,065
But when Gwen wanted to quit writing, what did you tell her?
1234
01:09:19,802 --> 01:09:22,171
- Don't. - Because you thought she had a better shot!
1235
01:09:27,843 --> 01:09:29,812
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.
1236
01:09:29,845 --> 01:09:31,847
Well, now I think my shot is better than yours.
1237
01:09:37,019 --> 01:09:39,688
You know what, Bruce, if, uh,
1238
01:09:39,721 --> 01:09:41,123
if the road is where you want to be,
1239
01:09:41,857 --> 01:09:42,992
maybe you should stay there.
1240
01:10:33,109 --> 01:10:35,077
♪ Say you want to know me ♪
1241
01:10:36,644 --> 01:10:38,613
♪ Well, I'm not that sure ♪
1242
01:10:42,251 --> 01:10:44,987
Uh-oh, you look beat.
1243
01:10:45,988 --> 01:10:48,190
Is this what I have to look forward to when I get older?
1244
01:10:48,824 --> 01:10:49,792
I think it's just me.
1245
01:10:50,725 --> 01:10:53,863
Hmm, must be all those, uh, golf lessons.
1246
01:10:53,896 --> 01:10:55,297
Yeah, yeah, something like that.
1247
01:10:55,331 --> 01:10:58,000
Hey, are you going to invite me to a show soon?
1248
01:10:58,034 --> 01:11:00,702
- I'll let you know. - Mom's the word.
1249
01:11:06,275 --> 01:11:07,709
Bruce, you look like shit.
1250
01:11:08,144 --> 01:11:10,079
Jesus Christ, Bruce, your wife throw you out?
1251
01:11:10,846 --> 01:11:13,249
Bruce, a quick question, when you're chipping,
1252
01:11:13,282 --> 01:11:15,851
what is it, you use a 3 wood, right?
1253
01:11:16,252 --> 01:11:18,220
- That's right, 3 wood. - Oh, you don't use a wood to chip,
1254
01:11:18,254 --> 01:11:19,822
you use a pitching wedge.
1255
01:11:21,290 --> 01:11:23,059
- Some of us do. - I knew it!
1256
01:11:23,092 --> 01:11:25,593
- Uh-huh. - You don't golf. This whole thing is a front.
1257
01:11:26,095 --> 01:11:28,630
- Keep it down. - Listen, you and Grace have been bailing
1258
01:11:28,663 --> 01:11:31,333
- with all this bullshit. - It's a woman, right?
1259
01:11:31,367 --> 01:11:34,702
Makes perfect sense, it's well-documented, that married people don't have sex.
1260
01:11:34,736 --> 01:11:37,639
Listen, you got a side dish, it doesn't make you a bad person.
1261
01:11:37,672 --> 01:11:39,975
Your secret's safe with us, but we're going to need a little quid pro quo.
1262
01:11:40,009 --> 01:11:41,676
Fine, fine, anything.
1263
01:11:41,709 --> 01:11:44,847
Katie and Carrie want to take us out to a happy hour,
1264
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:47,049
but George has stuck us with these site checks.
1265
01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:49,018
Which, frankly feels a little bit like paralegal work.
1266
01:11:50,419 --> 01:11:51,353
Fork them over.
1267
01:11:53,789 --> 01:11:55,057
- Is that her? - Ooh.
1268
01:11:56,392 --> 01:11:57,326
It's a him.
1269
01:11:59,228 --> 01:12:00,262
It's a dude?
1270
01:12:01,897 --> 01:12:03,799
Devil's three-way.
1271
01:12:04,233 --> 01:12:07,136
- What's up, Tyler? - Remember Courtney from Boston?
1272
01:12:07,169 --> 01:12:09,704
- She fell off the bar stool? - Yeah, yeah.
1273
01:12:09,737 --> 01:12:13,242
Her cousin, Jerry Evans, is a promoter for Governors Ball.
1274
01:12:13,275 --> 01:12:15,144
The Jerry Evans from Vicious Circle Records?
1275
01:12:15,177 --> 01:12:18,781
Exactly, Jerry wants another local act on the bill,
1276
01:12:19,248 --> 01:12:21,150
so five bands are auditioning for the slot
1277
01:12:21,183 --> 01:12:22,918
at Maxwell's, Friday night.
1278
01:12:23,385 --> 01:12:26,288
Courtney starts talking us up, saying that we're the shit,
1279
01:12:26,322 --> 01:12:28,224
so guess who the sixth band is?
1280
01:12:30,092 --> 01:12:31,927
- This Friday? - We're on at midnight.
1281
01:12:31,961 --> 01:12:34,363
We got to rehearse, we got to rehearse.
1282
01:12:34,396 --> 01:12:38,334
- Jules already booked the space. - Fuck, fuck, I'm shaking!
1283
01:12:38,367 --> 01:12:41,636
We are taking this thing down, Bruce, late.
1284
01:13:07,762 --> 01:13:10,732
Oh, come on, Liz, Liz.
1285
01:13:19,741 --> 01:13:20,876
- Can I see the kids? - No!
1286
01:13:20,910 --> 01:13:22,344
- Why not? - Because I told them you're on
1287
01:13:22,378 --> 01:13:24,146
a business trip and it'll confuse them.
1288
01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:25,948
Well, how long did you say I'd be gone for?
1289
01:13:25,981 --> 01:13:28,217
A couple of weeks, maybe longer.
1290
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:34,390
- Where are you staying? - A hostel, it's cheap.
1291
01:13:34,423 --> 01:13:36,492
You always did like those European chicks
1292
01:13:36,525 --> 01:13:37,725
that don't shave their pits.
1293
01:13:40,396 --> 01:13:43,132
- I filed incorporation papers today, by the way. - Oh, you did?
1294
01:13:43,165 --> 01:13:45,201
- Yeah. - That's great, congrats.
1295
01:13:46,101 --> 01:13:47,735
I have to start supporting myself.
1296
01:13:51,173 --> 01:13:52,408
You ever heard of Governors Ball?
1297
01:13:53,642 --> 01:13:55,477
- No. - It's only the biggest music festival in the city,
1298
01:13:55,511 --> 01:13:57,780
everybody who is anybody has ever played there,
1299
01:13:57,813 --> 01:13:58,746
and we might too.
1300
01:13:59,481 --> 01:14:01,083
How'd that happen?
1301
01:14:01,517 --> 01:14:04,119
We have people looking out for us who believe.
1302
01:14:04,153 --> 01:14:05,955
I never said I didn't.
1303
01:14:05,988 --> 01:14:08,357
We're going to be playing in front of thousands of people,
1304
01:14:08,390 --> 01:14:10,025
might even get on the whole festival circuit,
1305
01:14:10,059 --> 01:14:11,460
there's a lot of money in that.
1306
01:14:12,094 --> 01:14:13,963
That's great for you guys.
1307
01:14:14,897 --> 01:14:16,832
- That's all you have to say? - What do you want me to say?
1308
01:14:16,865 --> 01:14:19,835
- How about you're happy for me? - I hope it works out for you, Bruce.
1309
01:14:19,868 --> 01:14:21,103
Okay, yeah, tell the kids I'll call them tomorrow.
1310
01:14:21,136 --> 01:14:21,870
Yeah, gotcha.
1311
01:14:28,811 --> 01:14:30,879
Hey, sourpuss, you owe me money.
1312
01:14:30,913 --> 01:14:33,148
- I'll get you on the way out. - I'm not going to be here, Bob.
1313
01:14:33,515 --> 01:14:34,550
- Bruce. - Whatever.
1314
01:14:34,583 --> 01:14:35,851
Come on, pay up.
1315
01:14:38,420 --> 01:14:40,422
So how long you guys going to keep playing make believe?
1316
01:14:40,456 --> 01:14:42,324
Not that I have any problem taking your money.
1317
01:14:42,992 --> 01:14:44,560
This is far from fantasy, Mrs. Graham.
1318
01:14:44,593 --> 01:14:47,296
Oh, please, spare me, maestro.
1319
01:14:47,329 --> 01:14:49,265
What, do you think the Earth will stop spinning
1320
01:14:49,298 --> 01:14:51,567
if we don't hear one of your three-chord masterpieces?
1321
01:14:51,600 --> 01:14:54,503
There is a whole audience out there waiting to discover us.
1322
01:14:54,536 --> 01:14:57,906
Who, you got any names, maybe some descriptions?
1323
01:15:01,310 --> 01:15:02,311
You'll see.
1324
01:15:03,012 --> 01:15:05,247
What is wrong with you men?
1325
01:15:05,914 --> 01:15:08,183
Always thinking you need to leave a mark
1326
01:15:08,217 --> 01:15:11,120
like a dog pissing on a wall.
1327
01:15:11,854 --> 01:15:14,390
The happiest day of my life was when I realized
1328
01:15:14,423 --> 01:15:17,393
we're all insignificant pieces of dust,
1329
01:15:17,426 --> 01:15:21,163
floating aimlessly, waiting for a comfortable landing spot,
1330
01:15:21,196 --> 01:15:22,398
mine's the beach...
1331
01:15:24,166 --> 01:15:28,304
needlepoint, Ludwig van on the headphones,
1332
01:15:28,337 --> 01:15:30,839
a cigarette in my mouth,
1333
01:15:30,873 --> 01:15:33,042
and a water bottle full of screwdriver.
1334
01:15:34,643 --> 01:15:37,112
This is your spot!
1335
01:15:38,380 --> 01:15:39,515
Enjoy it.
1336
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:46,121
Thank you.
1337
01:15:56,131 --> 01:15:58,534
I'm just letting you guys know we are walking out of Maxwell's
1338
01:15:58,567 --> 01:16:01,603
- on the bill of Governors Ball. - That's the spirit.
1339
01:16:01,637 --> 01:16:04,606
We've got a one in six chance, not the best odds.
1340
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:07,943
- Don't be a party-pooper, man. - I'm just being realistic.
1341
01:16:08,444 --> 01:16:10,979
Here's an idea, Jimmy, be positive,
1342
01:16:11,013 --> 01:16:13,449
instead of focusing on all the things you don't think we can do.
1343
01:16:13,482 --> 01:16:15,517
I guess I'm just channeling you from 20 years ago.
1344
01:16:15,551 --> 01:16:18,954
Oh, jeez, when does the statute of limitations run that out on being a crime?
1345
01:16:18,987 --> 01:16:21,090
- When you can play a solo, so never! - Don't fucking touch me!
1346
01:16:21,123 --> 01:16:24,093
Goddamn, you always are a pain in the ass!
1347
01:16:24,126 --> 01:16:27,229
Now listen up, gents, the lineup on Friday is as follows,
1348
01:16:27,262 --> 01:16:31,600
we got Blue Iguana, Pen Pal, Fiona Silver, The Emanons
1349
01:16:31,633 --> 01:16:34,570
and our old dickhead buddy, Sex In Hi-Def.
1350
01:16:34,603 --> 01:16:37,072
- Turds. - Obviously younger, they're prettier,
1351
01:16:37,106 --> 01:16:39,675
and undoubtedly they have a much wider fan base,
1352
01:16:39,708 --> 01:16:44,947
so Jimmy was right, this is going to be an uphill battle.
1353
01:16:44,980 --> 01:16:48,484
So my suggestion is this, nothing mid-tempo,
1354
01:16:48,517 --> 01:16:51,453
everything hard, fast, relentless,
1355
01:16:51,487 --> 01:16:53,355
leave it all on the field.
1356
01:16:53,389 --> 01:16:56,992
Now, give me "Cosmopolitan Sheen."
1357
01:16:57,426 --> 01:16:59,528
Take it from the top, count it off, T Baby!
1358
01:16:59,561 --> 01:17:01,597
- Let it swing! - One, two, three.
1359
01:17:27,456 --> 01:17:29,124
Oh, hey, George.
1360
01:17:29,158 --> 01:17:31,193
I need you to strap it on tonight, could be a long one.
1361
01:17:31,727 --> 01:17:34,296
- What? - Strategy meeting on the Hyman case,
1362
01:17:34,329 --> 01:17:36,398
we need to come at it from an entirely different angle.
1363
01:17:36,432 --> 01:17:40,469
Oh, uh, George, I had those golf lessons again, remember?
1364
01:17:40,502 --> 01:17:42,404
No get-out-of-jail-free card tonight, Bruce,
1365
01:17:42,438 --> 01:17:44,706
Flatiron conference room at 5:30.
1366
01:17:44,740 --> 01:17:45,974
Let's do this.
1367
01:17:50,646 --> 01:17:53,115
♪ I don't miss you ♪
1368
01:17:53,148 --> 01:17:55,317
♪ I don't feel you ♪
1369
01:17:56,018 --> 01:17:59,188
♪ Even when I'm far away ♪
1370
01:18:00,422 --> 01:18:03,225
♪ You don't believe me ♪
1371
01:18:03,258 --> 01:18:05,227
♪ I don't believe you ♪
1372
01:18:05,727 --> 01:18:10,265
♪ When you say you feel the same ♪
1373
01:18:10,699 --> 01:18:15,437
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1374
01:18:16,171 --> 01:18:19,508
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1375
01:18:20,142 --> 01:18:23,045
I hated this fucking song the first time I heard it.
1376
01:18:23,479 --> 01:18:25,747
No cigarettes at a rock and roll show.
1377
01:18:26,482 --> 01:18:30,085
- A cruel world we live in. - At least my clothes still smell nice.
1378
01:18:30,118 --> 01:18:32,554
Now do something about that kale smoothie breath.
1379
01:18:33,121 --> 01:18:34,990
When did our singer say he was getting here?
1380
01:18:36,492 --> 01:18:38,293
He didn't.
1381
01:18:38,327 --> 01:18:41,997
♪ I'll take it all the way and make it right ♪
1382
01:18:46,101 --> 01:18:48,337
♪ And I don't miss you ♪
1383
01:18:49,071 --> 01:18:51,106
♪ And I don't feel you ♪
1384
01:18:51,139 --> 01:18:55,511
♪ Even when I'm far away ♪
1385
01:18:55,544 --> 01:18:57,346
I need to smoke.
1386
01:18:57,379 --> 01:19:00,682
♪ It'll never be the same as it was before, yeah ♪
1387
01:19:01,416 --> 01:19:05,554
♪ Wonder if you feel it too ♪
1388
01:19:17,366 --> 01:19:20,302
♪ Then it's back to work ♪
1389
01:19:21,336 --> 01:19:23,338
Why isn't this making any sense?
1390
01:19:23,372 --> 01:19:26,843
George, it's 11 o'clock and there's no deadline on this,
1391
01:19:26,876 --> 01:19:29,111
maybe it's best if we just call it a night,
1392
01:19:29,144 --> 01:19:31,380
- start fresh on Monday. - No can do, Grace,
1393
01:19:31,413 --> 01:19:33,649
I don't want this lingering over my head the whole weekend.
1394
01:19:33,682 --> 01:19:36,585
We'll order some food for thought.
1395
01:19:37,252 --> 01:19:38,687
Let's take a break, everybody.
1396
01:19:39,521 --> 01:19:41,123
- All right, what do you guys want to eat? - Nothing green.
1397
01:19:41,156 --> 01:19:42,157
- Something healthy. - Anything.
1398
01:19:42,190 --> 01:19:43,826
No, no, no, let's be...
1399
01:19:47,462 --> 01:19:48,730
Are you a child?
1400
01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:52,334
I'm coming.
1401
01:19:55,637 --> 01:19:56,873
George.
1402
01:19:59,207 --> 01:20:00,242
George.
1403
01:20:02,177 --> 01:20:02,779
George!
1404
01:20:04,212 --> 01:20:05,213
I'm leaving.
1405
01:20:07,215 --> 01:20:08,650
Excuse me?
1406
01:20:08,684 --> 01:20:10,853
George, I sing and play guitar in a rock and roll band.
1407
01:20:11,653 --> 01:20:15,324
In about an hour, I've got a gig and it could potentially change the course of my life
1408
01:20:15,357 --> 01:20:18,828
and erase years of regret. No, I've been sitting here for five and a half hours
1409
01:20:18,861 --> 01:20:22,130
and I've had no impact on anything going on, so I'm going to go.
1410
01:20:22,664 --> 01:20:26,134
- Sorry, everybody. - Bruce, nobody leaves until I say.
1411
01:20:26,168 --> 01:20:29,171
I have to, George, it's the magic hour.
1412
01:20:30,907 --> 01:20:33,108
You don't really play golf, do you?
1413
01:20:33,910 --> 01:20:35,510
I hate golf, George.
1414
01:20:35,544 --> 01:20:38,347
The guy's got balls, brass ones.
1415
01:20:39,381 --> 01:20:40,883
Monster sack.
1416
01:20:41,516 --> 01:20:44,186
Here's a flier for the show, in case anyone wants to come.
1417
01:20:44,219 --> 01:20:44,821
Bye!
1418
01:20:47,924 --> 01:20:49,424
Did anybody know about this?
1419
01:21:08,778 --> 01:21:13,850
♪ I can see the smoking gun ♪
1420
01:21:13,883 --> 01:21:18,587
♪ I can hear the screaming come ♪
1421
01:21:18,620 --> 01:21:23,458
♪ I can feel the ringing hum ♪
1422
01:21:23,492 --> 01:21:27,830
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1423
01:21:28,563 --> 01:21:30,432
♪ I can see ♪
1424
01:21:30,465 --> 01:21:31,366
Excuse me.
1425
01:21:37,006 --> 01:21:40,575
- Don't let me down again, man. - Finally a singer I can relate to.
1426
01:21:40,609 --> 01:21:42,411
Hey, thanks.
1427
01:21:43,946 --> 01:21:47,683
♪ Did it get you high? ♪
1428
01:21:48,250 --> 01:21:49,484
So where is Courtney?
1429
01:21:49,852 --> 01:21:51,319
She and Tyler are getting reacquainted.
1430
01:21:54,023 --> 01:21:57,526
♪ Did it get you high? ♪
1431
01:21:58,527 --> 01:22:03,765
♪ I can see the smoking gun ♪
1432
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:08,303
♪ Did it get you high Did it get you high? ♪
1433
01:22:08,336 --> 01:22:11,339
♪ I can see the smoking... ♪
1434
01:22:11,373 --> 01:22:12,574
Yeah.
1435
01:22:13,275 --> 01:22:14,676
Yeah, the promoter of Governors Ball,
1436
01:22:15,277 --> 01:22:17,212
Jerry Evans was here to see us.
1437
01:22:17,646 --> 01:22:19,715
Yeah. I love you, too, Mom.
1438
01:22:31,460 --> 01:22:33,930
- She's good. - Thank you, Maxwell's.
1439
01:22:33,963 --> 01:22:37,800
Stick around for the, uh, Intangibles?
1440
01:22:37,834 --> 01:22:40,002
Inconceivables?
1441
01:22:40,036 --> 01:22:41,904
The Incontinence?
1442
01:22:41,938 --> 01:22:46,475
I have no idea, but I do know this is Fiona Silver.
1443
01:22:46,508 --> 01:22:48,878
Hope to see you at Governors Ball!
1444
01:22:53,648 --> 01:22:54,549
No respect.
1445
01:22:55,417 --> 01:22:56,853
We're up next.
1446
01:22:56,886 --> 01:22:58,988
Maybe after, we can get back to that interview?
1447
01:22:59,021 --> 01:23:01,723
Yeah, I think I can, uh, squeeze you in.
1448
01:23:03,759 --> 01:23:04,794
Nervous?
1449
01:23:05,560 --> 01:23:07,529
- Jimmy! - Not anymore.
1450
01:23:07,964 --> 01:23:10,398
Wait for me. Where the fuck have you been, man?
1451
01:23:13,435 --> 01:23:14,937
Ladies and gentlemen,
1452
01:23:14,971 --> 01:23:16,105
up next is the last band to vie for a spot
1453
01:23:16,139 --> 01:23:19,508
on stage at Governors Ball, The Incoherents.
1454
01:23:27,516 --> 01:23:30,585
Incoherents, 60 seconds to show time, 60 seconds.
1455
01:23:36,793 --> 01:23:38,393
All right, okay.
1456
01:23:40,096 --> 01:23:42,865
Hey, Incoherents, I'm pretty sure your bass player's going to have a heart attack.
1457
01:23:42,899 --> 01:23:44,566
Hey, Keith, what's wrong?
1458
01:23:44,599 --> 01:23:46,701
- I forgot my picks. - So use one of mine.
1459
01:23:46,735 --> 01:23:48,503
I can't, man, they're too thin, there's not enough fatness
1460
01:23:48,537 --> 01:23:50,106
in the sound, the down-strokes sound like shit!
1461
01:23:50,139 --> 01:23:52,774
- Play with your fingers. - I can't, I'm not funky like that.
1462
01:23:53,142 --> 01:23:55,778
Hey, Keith, get it together.
1463
01:23:55,812 --> 01:23:57,512
If I have to go back to playing Electric Slide,
1464
01:23:57,546 --> 01:23:58,915
I will rip your fucking heart out!
1465
01:23:58,948 --> 01:24:01,117
Okay, Inconsiderates, it's show time.
1466
01:24:01,150 --> 01:24:02,919
Hey, dude, can my bass player
1467
01:24:02,952 --> 01:24:04,821
borrow one of your bass player's picks?
1468
01:24:04,854 --> 01:24:06,823
Sorry, man, he doesn't use one, he's funky like that.
1469
01:24:06,856 --> 01:24:09,424
Thanks a lot.
1470
01:24:09,457 --> 01:24:10,993
Yeah, here we are now, entertain us.
1471
01:24:11,027 --> 01:24:12,694
We will.
1472
01:24:13,162 --> 01:24:15,463
We got to start. Keith, come on. We look like idiots up here!
1473
01:24:15,497 --> 01:24:17,499
- Come on! - Keith!
1474
01:24:17,532 --> 01:24:18,533
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
1475
01:24:19,802 --> 01:24:21,103
- Chrissie? - Oh! Sorry.
1476
01:24:22,737 --> 01:24:25,473
- I love you. - I love you even more.
1477
01:24:25,507 --> 01:24:27,076
Time to get this party started.
1478
01:24:27,109 --> 01:24:29,045
Let's go, we got to start, come on.
1479
01:24:29,078 --> 01:24:30,112
- We ready? - Yeah.
1480
01:24:30,146 --> 01:24:31,479
Keith, let's go.
1481
01:24:32,714 --> 01:24:34,784
Hey, everybody.
1482
01:24:34,817 --> 01:24:37,053
From what I understand, the band before us couldn't get our name quite right.
1483
01:24:37,086 --> 01:24:39,856
We are not The Intangibles, we are not The Inconceivables
1484
01:24:39,889 --> 01:24:41,858
and we sure as hell ain't the Incontinence.
1485
01:24:41,891 --> 01:24:43,793
We are the Incoherents, here we go.
1486
01:24:50,565 --> 01:24:51,901
♪ My city was pretty ♪
1487
01:24:55,104 --> 01:24:58,841
♪ When it was gritty a little rubble was no trouble ♪
1488
01:25:00,709 --> 01:25:02,979
♪ Grime and crime of the time ♪
1489
01:25:03,012 --> 01:25:05,447
♪ All trash, no cash ♪
1490
01:25:06,748 --> 01:25:09,751
♪ Fell into potholes stepped over half-dead souls ♪
1491
01:25:09,785 --> 01:25:12,654
♪ Made beauty out of crumbling liars ♪
1492
01:25:13,089 --> 01:25:15,892
♪ And forgot about the gunshots ♪
1493
01:25:19,494 --> 01:25:21,730
♪ Putting holes in the uptown bus ♪
1494
01:25:23,565 --> 01:25:26,035
♪ It was strictly downtown for us ♪
1495
01:25:26,068 --> 01:25:28,603
♪ The nights turned into the days ♪
1496
01:25:29,038 --> 01:25:31,974
♪ Getting lost in the concrete maze ♪
1497
01:25:37,579 --> 01:25:39,982
♪ If it were only always this good ♪
1498
01:25:41,851 --> 01:25:46,055
♪ When the chaos burned like wood ♪
1499
01:25:47,990 --> 01:25:51,693
♪ Our playground couldn't last forever ♪
1500
01:25:54,130 --> 01:25:58,034
♪ Just like the toxins in the river ♪
1501
01:26:11,948 --> 01:26:13,849
♪ All that's bad is all we had ♪
1502
01:26:15,952 --> 01:26:17,787
♪ Replaced by pretend fads ♪
1503
01:26:17,820 --> 01:26:19,789
♪ A big box strip maxi mall ♪
1504
01:26:21,824 --> 01:26:23,893
♪ Rome wasn't supposed to fall ♪
1505
01:26:23,926 --> 01:26:26,561
♪ Say hello to the older class ♪
1506
01:26:27,762 --> 01:26:30,132
♪ Limousines and champagne glass ♪
1507
01:26:30,166 --> 01:26:32,068
♪ In a city scrubbed bright and clean ♪
1508
01:26:34,602 --> 01:26:37,173
♪ The cosmopolitan sheen ♪
1509
01:26:42,111 --> 01:26:44,246
♪ If it were only always this good ♪
1510
01:26:46,648 --> 01:26:50,252
♪ When the chaos burned like wood ♪
1511
01:26:52,788 --> 01:26:56,192
♪ Our playground couldn't last forever ♪
1512
01:26:58,294 --> 01:27:01,998
♪ Just like the toxins in the river ♪
1513
01:27:23,752 --> 01:27:26,288
♪ No more needles in the parks ♪
1514
01:27:30,026 --> 01:27:32,527
♪ We're all undercover narcs ♪
1515
01:27:35,831 --> 01:27:38,633
♪ Builders, pillars turned into pawns ♪
1516
01:27:42,104 --> 01:27:44,907
♪ Look around here they're all gone ♪
1517
01:27:46,776 --> 01:27:47,810
♪ Gone ♪
1518
01:27:49,945 --> 01:27:50,745
♪ Gone ♪
1519
01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:53,581
♪ Gone ♪
1520
01:27:58,653 --> 01:28:00,322
♪ It's not what it used to be ♪
1521
01:28:01,791 --> 01:28:03,625
♪ Some days we'd rather flee ♪
1522
01:28:04,360 --> 01:28:06,862
♪ Where else are we going to go ♪
1523
01:28:07,363 --> 01:28:10,598
♪ It's the only place that we know ♪
1524
01:28:22,812 --> 01:28:23,611
Thank you!
1525
01:28:29,051 --> 01:28:30,286
- Bruce! - Yeah.
1526
01:28:30,319 --> 01:28:31,921
Oh, my God, what a set, that was great!
1527
01:28:31,954 --> 01:28:33,055
- Thanks, man. - I haven't seen you guys, since you opened
1528
01:28:33,089 --> 01:28:35,157
- for Bongos. - Oh my God, that was a long time ago.
1529
01:28:35,191 --> 01:28:37,326
- And your drummer's still a fucking animal. - He is, I know, he is.
1530
01:28:37,359 --> 01:28:38,828
- Great set, man. - Hey, good to see you.
1531
01:28:38,861 --> 01:28:40,196
- Great to see you, too. - Thanks for coming.
1532
01:28:40,229 --> 01:28:41,897
- All right, bye-bye. - Take it easy. Thanks.
1533
01:28:41,931 --> 01:28:44,266
You guys were so awesome!
1534
01:28:44,300 --> 01:28:46,102
We tried, we been trying.
1535
01:28:46,734 --> 01:28:48,770
This guy, he gave me this card for you guys.
1536
01:28:57,712 --> 01:29:00,983
Jerry Evans wants to talk to you guys.
1537
01:29:02,017 --> 01:29:04,652
♪ We getting popping we do this every day ♪
1538
01:29:04,686 --> 01:29:06,188
♪ So sick of counting my blessings ♪
1539
01:29:06,222 --> 01:29:07,755
♪ So let me count off this prayer ♪
1540
01:29:07,790 --> 01:29:09,291
♪ I'm talking all of my people ♪
1541
01:29:09,325 --> 01:29:10,993
♪ I'm talking all of my friends ♪
1542
01:29:11,026 --> 01:29:12,928
♪ I'm talking all of the haters ♪
1543
01:29:12,962 --> 01:29:14,830
♪ Just trying to take it away ♪
1544
01:29:15,264 --> 01:29:18,434
♪ Based down Eastern Island And they know me, found a way ♪
1545
01:29:18,467 --> 01:29:21,370
♪ Spend my days in Cali now they know me in LA ♪
1546
01:29:21,403 --> 01:29:25,074
♪ I'm talking all the way to Englewood, San Francisco Bay ♪
1547
01:29:25,107 --> 01:29:27,910
♪ Grown up to Miami rolling weed upon the way ♪
1548
01:29:27,943 --> 01:29:29,778
♪ And then I fly out to Jamaica ♪
1549
01:29:29,812 --> 01:29:31,679
♪ Mr. Hard down on the beat, say ♪
1550
01:29:31,713 --> 01:29:33,082
♪ Wind your, wind your feet up ♪
1551
01:29:33,115 --> 01:29:34,416
♪ Wind your, wind your feet up ♪
1552
01:29:35,050 --> 01:29:37,019
They're here, call me back.
1553
01:29:37,719 --> 01:29:40,389
Jerry, these are The Incoherents.
1554
01:29:41,223 --> 01:29:45,027
You guys opened for Sabado
1555
01:29:45,060 --> 01:29:48,898
at the Knitting Factory around '94, I think.
1556
01:29:48,931 --> 01:29:50,065
Yeah, that's right.
1557
01:29:50,099 --> 01:29:52,268
I knew it!
1558
01:29:52,301 --> 01:29:54,303
When I was A&R of Vicious Circle,
1559
01:29:54,336 --> 01:29:56,138
you were totally on our radar screen
1560
01:29:56,872 --> 01:29:59,074
and then you disappeared, what happened?
1561
01:29:59,842 --> 01:30:02,811
Uh, we took a hiatus.
1562
01:30:03,979 --> 01:30:05,281
You shouldn't have.
1563
01:30:05,314 --> 01:30:06,081
Come, sit.
1564
01:30:08,417 --> 01:30:10,920
Anyway, you haven't missed a beat,
1565
01:30:10,953 --> 01:30:14,924
I mean, really great, your songs are great,
1566
01:30:14,957 --> 01:30:17,326
the band, it's tight
1567
01:30:17,359 --> 01:30:22,431
and you have a presence on stage, total package up there.
1568
01:30:22,464 --> 01:30:24,333
They're pros, Jerry, they're total pros.
1569
01:30:24,366 --> 01:30:27,436
Yeah, Courtney has great taste, she's never wrong.
1570
01:30:31,507 --> 01:30:36,011
So, uh, will we be playing Governors Ball?
1571
01:30:37,546 --> 01:30:38,981
You will not.
1572
01:30:40,249 --> 01:30:41,951
Sex In Hi-Def will.
1573
01:30:42,351 --> 01:30:43,986
Oh, come on.
1574
01:30:44,386 --> 01:30:46,055
Those fucking guys?
1575
01:30:46,555 --> 01:30:49,925
They're young, the girls want to have their babies,
1576
01:30:49,959 --> 01:30:54,129
and unlike you guys, they seem to have fans.
1577
01:30:54,163 --> 01:30:56,465
It's a no-brainer, I just, I added you as a favor to Courtney.
1578
01:30:57,800 --> 01:30:58,801
You thought they were the best?
1579
01:31:00,035 --> 01:31:01,203
What's your name?
1580
01:31:01,837 --> 01:31:04,173
It's Bruce, Bruce Flansburgh.
1581
01:31:05,007 --> 01:31:07,509
All right, let me ask you a question, Bruce Flansburgh,
1582
01:31:07,543 --> 01:31:11,046
you guys on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram?
1583
01:31:14,083 --> 01:31:16,919
- No. - I know, I checked.
1584
01:31:17,353 --> 01:31:20,089
Meanwhile, Sex in Hi-Def has already posted a picture
1585
01:31:20,122 --> 01:31:22,358
from tonight and got 1,000 likes and counting.
1586
01:31:22,992 --> 01:31:25,961
And those likes and Retweets, they turn into ticket sales.
1587
01:31:26,495 --> 01:31:27,930
You guys on the other hand...
1588
01:31:29,398 --> 01:31:32,101
you're ghosts, I mean, there is no evidence
1589
01:31:32,134 --> 01:31:34,236
that The Incoherents even exist.
1590
01:31:34,837 --> 01:31:36,872
What about what we just did on stage?
1591
01:31:36,905 --> 01:31:40,542
Okay, and who outside of this room knows that, hmm?
1592
01:31:42,444 --> 01:31:45,180
Wake up, boys, rock and roll is not the cultural force
1593
01:31:45,214 --> 01:31:47,216
it used to be, it's a niche now.
1594
01:31:47,249 --> 01:31:51,186
And the kind of music you play is a niche within a niche.
1595
01:31:51,220 --> 01:31:53,122
Nobody sells records anymore,
1596
01:31:53,155 --> 01:31:55,391
and 100,000 spins on Spotify?
1597
01:31:56,125 --> 01:31:58,994
I mean, that might buy you a sandwich.
1598
01:31:59,428 --> 01:32:02,197
Jules, come on, you got to get these guys out of the 20th century.
1599
01:32:02,231 --> 01:32:05,567
Hey, I'm a dinosaur, Jerry, all this is new to me.
1600
01:32:05,601 --> 01:32:08,037
All right, adapt or die.
1601
01:32:09,238 --> 01:32:10,306
We'll fix it.
1602
01:32:11,073 --> 01:32:14,443
Hey, listen, go play a show in Bushwick
1603
01:32:14,476 --> 01:32:17,446
on a Monday night for four people and then post about it,
1604
01:32:17,479 --> 01:32:18,414
you know, start from there.
1605
01:32:20,616 --> 01:32:24,286
Ah, I got to go to this party in Tribeca for Bono
1606
01:32:24,320 --> 01:32:26,922
with a bunch of industry stooges.
1607
01:32:27,356 --> 01:32:30,259
They're all pretending they care about saving Africa.
1608
01:32:31,960 --> 01:32:33,195
No shortcuts, guys.
1609
01:32:34,063 --> 01:32:35,864
Ooh!
1610
01:32:35,898 --> 01:32:37,599
Hey, where are you?
1611
01:32:37,633 --> 01:32:39,134
Ah, I'm on my way.
1612
01:32:40,169 --> 01:32:41,203
Mm-hmm.
1613
01:32:41,937 --> 01:32:44,306
He knows I love Africa, come on!
1614
01:32:44,340 --> 01:32:46,208
Tell that Irishman he'd better keep the bar open,
1615
01:32:46,241 --> 01:32:48,644
'cause I need a Manhattan like you won't fucking believe.
1616
01:32:48,677 --> 01:32:50,446
Sex In Hi-Def?
1617
01:32:50,479 --> 01:32:52,915
The name itself should've disqualified them.
1618
01:32:52,948 --> 01:32:55,984
I got to go back to practicing "I Will Survive,"
1619
01:32:56,018 --> 01:32:57,619
fucking fuck!
1620
01:32:57,653 --> 01:33:00,589
Di... Disco was never as bad as they said it was.
1621
01:33:01,290 --> 01:33:04,026
Come on, let's go and drown our sorrows, boys.
1622
01:33:04,059 --> 01:33:06,228
Bruce, where are we going? Your pick!
1623
01:33:07,963 --> 01:33:09,231
Hey, Bruce.
1624
01:33:10,632 --> 01:33:12,935
- I'm into it. - I'll give you some guitar lessons sometime.
1625
01:33:12,968 --> 01:33:14,937
- Yeah? - Because your voice is nice.
1626
01:33:14,970 --> 01:33:16,572
- Hey, nice set, dude. - Thanks.
1627
01:33:17,940 --> 01:33:19,375
- Congrats on the Ball. - Thanks.
1628
01:33:20,943 --> 01:33:22,478
Hey, man, I'll follow you on Instagram.
1629
01:33:23,412 --> 01:33:24,913
Fuck you, Instagram.
1630
01:33:36,258 --> 01:33:38,560
I'm not awake.
1631
01:33:40,095 --> 01:33:41,930
Oh, come on, did you not hear me?
1632
01:33:44,266 --> 01:33:45,234
All right!
1633
01:33:47,002 --> 01:33:48,237
I'm coming!
1634
01:33:58,447 --> 01:34:00,416
You know, Jimmy, I'm really enjoying
1635
01:34:00,449 --> 01:34:02,084
wallowing in self-pity right now,
1636
01:34:02,117 --> 01:34:03,685
so it'd be great if you weren't here.
1637
01:34:06,989 --> 01:34:08,123
Those were closed for a reason.
1638
01:34:14,730 --> 01:34:16,031
Ugh!
1639
01:34:17,366 --> 01:34:19,034
All right, if you play our album, I'm going to throw that thing
1640
01:34:19,067 --> 01:34:19,935
out the fucking window.
1641
01:34:21,003 --> 01:34:21,970
Just shut up, man.
1642
01:34:26,442 --> 01:34:27,743
Is this thing on yet?
1643
01:34:27,777 --> 01:34:29,978
Just press record, you dope.
1644
01:34:30,012 --> 01:34:31,280
Where is the dope anyway?
1645
01:34:31,313 --> 01:34:33,048
Up my ass!
1646
01:34:33,081 --> 01:34:35,651
Tyler, why is everything always up your ass?
1647
01:34:35,684 --> 01:34:37,653
Shh, let me start, let me start, please.
1648
01:34:37,686 --> 01:34:39,388
The front man, Bruce!
1649
01:34:39,421 --> 01:34:42,224
The front man, Bruce!
1650
01:34:42,257 --> 01:34:44,326
Settle down, settle down!
1651
01:34:44,359 --> 01:34:48,597
All right, it is now Saturday morning at 3:11 a.m.
1652
01:34:48,630 --> 01:34:54,136
on September 26th, 1991, and we are on beer... 20?
1653
01:34:54,169 --> 01:34:56,305
- 40. - 4,000!
1654
01:34:56,338 --> 01:34:58,140
Celebrating the first gig
1655
01:34:58,173 --> 01:35:00,709
of the greatest rock band ever created, The Incoherents!
1656
01:35:04,246 --> 01:35:07,015
- Greatest rock band created. - Seven people lucky enough to witness this?
1657
01:35:07,049 --> 01:35:09,284
- Actually it was like nine. - Ten, that fat dude
1658
01:35:09,318 --> 01:35:11,253
counts for two.
1659
01:35:11,286 --> 01:35:13,522
Four, four of them were girls.
1660
01:35:13,555 --> 01:35:15,157
Hey, what's up with that chick, Liz?
1661
01:35:15,190 --> 01:35:17,626
- We're hanging out. - No, you're not, you're with us.
1662
01:35:17,659 --> 01:35:19,796
Wait, she went home without you?
1663
01:35:19,829 --> 01:35:22,264
You idiot! what do you think
1664
01:35:22,297 --> 01:35:24,433
the point of even doing this is for?
1665
01:35:24,466 --> 01:35:26,635
I'm going to see her again, tonight is a band night.
1666
01:35:26,668 --> 01:35:29,605
You have no idea what you're doing.
1667
01:35:29,638 --> 01:35:32,040
- I got the tall one's number. - No way, man!
1668
01:35:32,074 --> 01:35:35,177
- I was going to hit on her. - Lay off the cake stands, my man,
1669
01:35:35,210 --> 01:35:37,179
maybe you'll get to second base someday.
1670
01:35:37,212 --> 01:35:38,714
You don't even know where first is.
1671
01:35:38,747 --> 01:35:41,550
- Hey! - Shh, all right, introduce yourselves.
1672
01:35:41,583 --> 01:35:43,485
All right, all right, let me step up to the mic here, okay.
1673
01:35:43,519 --> 01:35:46,522
Hey, everybody, I'm Keith Hamilton and I play the bass.
1674
01:35:46,555 --> 01:35:49,826
I'm a geography major, which is why I know where the basses are,
1675
01:35:49,859 --> 01:35:52,060
and I've been there at least three times.
1676
01:35:52,094 --> 01:35:53,562
- Oh, yeah, at least two times. - No, once.
1677
01:35:53,595 --> 01:35:56,198
Okay, okay.
1678
01:35:56,231 --> 01:35:58,133
Tyler Hamilton, drums,
1679
01:35:58,166 --> 01:36:00,469
the only instrument that fucking matters!
1680
01:36:00,502 --> 01:36:02,471
- Not! - The only man in this band...
1681
01:36:02,504 --> 01:36:03,605
...that matters.
1682
01:36:03,639 --> 01:36:05,474
- Definitely not! - Come and get it,
1683
01:36:05,507 --> 01:36:07,376
- ladies! - Wa-wah.
1684
01:36:07,409 --> 01:36:09,478
- Some things never change. - The guy's got balls, man.
1685
01:36:09,511 --> 01:36:11,146
He always did.
1686
01:36:11,179 --> 01:36:13,382
I'm Jimmy Anthony, lead guitar.
1687
01:36:13,749 --> 01:36:15,317
This is a message for Jimmy Page.
1688
01:36:15,350 --> 01:36:17,319
Jimmy, it's Jimmy,
1689
01:36:17,352 --> 01:36:19,154
when you're ready for those guitar lessons,
1690
01:36:19,187 --> 01:36:20,422
- you know where to find me. - oh!
1691
01:36:20,455 --> 01:36:21,791
How embarrassing.
1692
01:36:21,824 --> 01:36:23,759
Listen up, front man's talking to you.
1693
01:36:23,793 --> 01:36:25,862
I am Bruce Flansburgh.
1694
01:36:25,895 --> 01:36:28,230
That is the worst name for a singer ever.
1695
01:36:28,263 --> 01:36:31,099
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - The worst, the worst.
1696
01:36:31,133 --> 01:36:34,236
The worst, the worst.
1697
01:36:34,269 --> 01:36:36,738
I'm here with an important message. The Incoherents
1698
01:36:36,772 --> 01:36:39,575
are coming for you, we are the future of rock and roll,
1699
01:36:39,608 --> 01:36:41,443
we will destroy everything in our path!
1700
01:36:41,476 --> 01:36:43,512
We're going to dominate the planet!
1701
01:36:43,545 --> 01:36:45,581
- Yeah! - And once we get to the top,
1702
01:36:45,614 --> 01:36:47,549
I'm going to break up with these untalented assholes.
1703
01:36:50,519 --> 01:36:51,720
You could all reach over for tickets.
1704
01:36:51,753 --> 01:36:54,222
Loser!
1705
01:36:54,256 --> 01:36:55,757
What an asshole.
1706
01:36:56,826 --> 01:36:58,828
- You like that? - That was unbelievable.
1707
01:36:58,861 --> 01:37:01,296
I can't believe you kept it, I totally forgot we did that.
1708
01:37:01,330 --> 01:37:03,332
- We were young, man. - Gosh.
1709
01:37:03,365 --> 01:37:04,366
Feels like yesterday.
1710
01:37:05,767 --> 01:37:06,602
Hey.
1711
01:37:10,205 --> 01:37:12,441
- Thanks, man. - You got it.
1712
01:37:12,909 --> 01:37:14,443
Want to hear it again?
1713
01:37:15,444 --> 01:37:17,479
- Yeah. - Then get dressed, we're going for breakfast.
1714
01:37:23,518 --> 01:37:29,558
♪ Stop thinking it's okay ♪
1715
01:37:29,591 --> 01:37:34,162
♪ Things are going to change ♪
1716
01:37:34,931 --> 01:37:40,870
♪ You can't go on like this again ♪
1717
01:37:40,903 --> 01:37:46,475
♪ You can't avoid the day ♪
1718
01:37:46,508 --> 01:37:50,913
♪ You're the star that lights ♪
1719
01:37:50,947 --> 01:37:54,483
♪ Our way ♪
1720
01:37:56,853 --> 01:38:01,356
♪ I heard you singing ♪
1721
01:38:01,390 --> 01:38:06,261
♪ Heard you sing you sang ♪
1722
01:38:06,294 --> 01:38:11,566
♪ To us ♪
1723
01:38:12,668 --> 01:38:16,906
♪ You sang hallelujah ♪
1724
01:38:16,939 --> 01:38:22,277
♪ How'd we lose us in ♪
1725
01:38:22,310 --> 01:38:26,783
♪ Ourselves ♪
1726
01:38:26,816 --> 01:38:32,922
♪ Stop drinking, it's a waste ♪
1727
01:38:32,955 --> 01:38:37,794
♪ Things have lost their taste ♪
1728
01:38:38,627 --> 01:38:44,599
♪ The light that circled around your face ♪
1729
01:38:44,633 --> 01:38:49,538
♪ Is gone and now replaced ♪
1730
01:38:49,939 --> 01:38:53,810
♪ With a darker time ♪
1731
01:38:54,543 --> 01:38:57,479
♪ Again ♪
1732
01:39:00,382 --> 01:39:04,486
♪ I heard you singing ♪
1733
01:39:04,519 --> 01:39:09,725
♪ Heard you sing you sang ♪
1734
01:39:09,758 --> 01:39:13,896
♪ To us ♪
1735
01:39:15,998 --> 01:39:18,734
♪ You sing hallelujah... ♪
1736
01:39:26,042 --> 01:39:28,243
I decided what I want to call my business...
1737
01:39:29,644 --> 01:39:32,481
- Liz Harvey Design. - Your maiden name?
1738
01:39:32,915 --> 01:39:34,750
Flansburgh doesn't really cut it on the mantle,
1739
01:39:36,052 --> 01:39:37,820
plus I need to forge my own identity.
1740
01:39:43,325 --> 01:39:44,459
I've been reading Gwen's book.
1741
01:39:46,661 --> 01:39:47,562
It's great.
1742
01:39:49,364 --> 01:39:50,967
I can see why all this is happening for her.
1743
01:39:52,001 --> 01:39:53,870
I wish my character was a little less.
1744
01:39:54,937 --> 01:39:56,438
Dark?
1745
01:39:56,471 --> 01:39:57,272
Yeah.
1746
01:39:58,573 --> 01:39:59,508
I like him though.
1747
01:40:03,712 --> 01:40:06,581
You know, Bruce, statistics say the majority of people
1748
01:40:06,615 --> 01:40:08,985
who get married in their 20s end up getting divorced.
1749
01:40:10,052 --> 01:40:12,922
The odds are against us, is that what you want?
1750
01:40:12,955 --> 01:40:14,023
No.
1751
01:40:15,124 --> 01:40:16,691
No, of course not.
1752
01:40:17,492 --> 01:40:18,293
You?
1753
01:40:23,365 --> 01:40:24,934
- We have a lot of work to do. - I know.
1754
01:40:26,035 --> 01:40:27,502
I can't fix the past.
1755
01:40:30,840 --> 01:40:31,841
You didn't break it.
1756
01:40:46,088 --> 01:40:47,089
I saw your show.
1757
01:40:49,158 --> 01:40:51,861
- You were there? - I was in the back, you couldn't see me.
1758
01:40:52,829 --> 01:40:56,431
God, I loved it, how can you think I don't love your music?
1759
01:40:56,464 --> 01:40:58,466
I used to sing "Star" to put the kids to sleep.
1760
01:40:58,500 --> 01:40:59,501
You were there?
1761
01:41:01,403 --> 01:41:02,704
You guys deserved that gig.
1762
01:41:05,007 --> 01:41:07,442
- Damn right, we did. - You over it?
1763
01:41:07,475 --> 01:41:08,443
Nope.
1764
01:41:10,478 --> 01:41:11,113
I'm working on it.
1765
01:41:11,781 --> 01:41:12,982
That's good.
1766
01:41:14,083 --> 01:41:15,417
The world deserves to hear more of the band I named.
1767
01:41:17,887 --> 01:41:19,654
You didn't name the band.
1768
01:41:19,688 --> 01:41:21,423
- Yes, I did. - I came up with that.
1769
01:41:21,456 --> 01:41:24,559
Actually, no, don't you remember in college,
1770
01:41:24,593 --> 01:41:27,063
I was studying that, that French art movement,
1771
01:41:27,096 --> 01:41:29,899
The Inconsistent Arts, or whatever.
1772
01:41:29,932 --> 01:41:32,101
The people who made art, but didn't know what they were doing.
1773
01:41:32,134 --> 01:41:33,635
I had that name since the 8th grade.
1774
01:41:33,668 --> 01:41:35,470
No, you didn't, you're thinking of The Innocents,
1775
01:41:35,503 --> 01:41:36,771
you loved it, 'cause it could be The Innocence
1776
01:41:36,806 --> 01:41:38,373
or The Innocents.
1777
01:41:38,941 --> 01:41:40,609
- That's my name. - It's...
1778
01:41:40,642 --> 01:41:43,012
I waited for years to call a band that name.
1779
01:41:43,045 --> 01:41:45,815
- I cannot believe you. - All right, I'll give in to you.
1780
01:41:45,848 --> 01:41:47,482
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
1781
01:41:53,789 --> 01:41:57,126
Wow, you made us actually sound important.
1782
01:41:57,793 --> 01:42:00,129
This is the article your legions of fans have been waiting for.
1783
01:42:00,830 --> 01:42:02,899
Legions, where are they again?
1784
01:42:03,900 --> 01:42:06,468
They're out there, they just don't know it yet.
1785
01:42:06,501 --> 01:42:08,570
Did you Tweet about the gig tonight?
1786
01:42:08,603 --> 01:42:11,040
I did, hopefully our seven followers will show up.
1787
01:42:12,641 --> 01:42:14,509
Now, link the article to another Tweet,
1788
01:42:14,542 --> 01:42:16,212
get some synergy going.
1789
01:42:16,245 --> 01:42:19,181
Okay, I'm new at all this
1790
01:42:19,215 --> 01:42:21,483
social networking stuff, so bear with me.
1791
01:42:21,951 --> 01:42:24,020
So we're booked for the 16th, right?
1792
01:42:24,053 --> 01:42:28,057
Just confirmed with Jules, you are playing with Inventory and Rollo.
1793
01:42:28,090 --> 01:42:29,624
And I'm taking you to dinner before.
1794
01:42:30,126 --> 01:42:31,928
I already made reservations.
1795
01:42:32,560 --> 01:42:35,530
- Jimmy, two beers, man. - Yeah, I'll be right there.
1796
01:42:35,563 --> 01:42:37,066
- I'll call you tomorrow, okay? - You'd better.
1797
01:42:45,875 --> 01:42:48,144
♪ I'm an insignificant piece of dust ♪
1798
01:42:49,678 --> 01:42:51,914
♪ Floating aimlessly ♪
1799
01:42:53,049 --> 01:42:55,717
♪ For a comfortable landing spot ♪
1800
01:42:55,750 --> 01:42:57,719
The Incoherents aren't unknown,
1801
01:42:57,752 --> 01:42:59,922
though not un-young band from New York City.
1802
01:43:04,293 --> 01:43:07,196
A mainstay of the downtown scene in the early '90s,
1803
01:43:07,229 --> 01:43:11,167
they mysteriously disbanded after one self-released album, "Irrational Devotion,"
1804
01:43:11,200 --> 01:43:13,735
an LP brimming with wit and wisdom,
1805
01:43:13,768 --> 01:43:16,038
that bridges the gap between classic and punk rock.
1806
01:43:17,039 --> 01:43:18,207
Let's do it.
1807
01:43:19,842 --> 01:43:22,111
Suddenly they have re-emerged, looking to find their way
1808
01:43:22,144 --> 01:43:24,546
through a greatly changed musical landscape.
1809
01:43:25,781 --> 01:43:27,883
This four-man unit with their salt-and-pepper hair
1810
01:43:27,917 --> 01:43:30,652
and creased eye lines, stands in great contrast
1811
01:43:30,685 --> 01:43:33,923
to the fresh-faced exuberants that are normally on stage at your local rock club.
1812
01:43:35,757 --> 01:43:38,127
I recently sat down with the band to talk about the past,
1813
01:43:38,160 --> 01:43:40,562
the future and the merits of corn dogs.
1814
01:43:40,595 --> 01:43:42,264
Here's what they had to say.
1815
01:43:44,699 --> 01:43:45,567
Hey, everybody!
1816
01:43:48,204 --> 01:43:49,205
We're the Incoherents.
1817
01:43:49,238 --> 01:43:50,906
- Tyler, start sound. - Woo!
1818
01:43:53,075 --> 01:43:54,110
♪ I did the time ♪
1819
01:43:55,677 --> 01:43:57,046
♪ I wrote the rhyme again ♪
1820
01:43:57,079 --> 01:43:59,148
♪ The pool is open let's take a dive ♪
1821
01:43:59,181 --> 01:44:02,051
♪ The place is clean and I popped the wine ♪
1822
01:44:04,619 --> 01:44:05,587
♪ The bed is made ♪
1823
01:44:06,789 --> 01:44:09,225
♪ All the bills are paid ♪
1824
01:44:10,059 --> 01:44:13,896
♪ Wipe the dust off the old lampshade ♪
1825
01:44:15,164 --> 01:44:17,233
♪ The kids are gone ♪
1826
01:44:17,867 --> 01:44:20,568
♪ They're off to school ♪
1827
01:44:21,070 --> 01:44:24,773
♪ I just want to drown in a sweaty pool ♪
1828
01:44:32,848 --> 01:44:36,318
♪ And at the moment we're most alive ♪
1829
01:44:38,686 --> 01:44:41,023
♪ The pool is open let's take a dive ♪
1830
01:44:44,093 --> 01:44:46,761
♪ In that moment we're most alive ♪
1831
01:44:49,764 --> 01:44:52,734
♪ The pool is open let's take a dive ♪
1832
01:45:12,687 --> 01:45:17,659
♪ The wind whipped the sand into our faces ♪
1833
01:45:17,692 --> 01:45:21,729
♪ They left red marks on our cheeks ♪
1834
01:45:22,264 --> 01:45:25,835
♪ You always loved those winter strolls ♪
1835
01:45:27,069 --> 01:45:29,972
♪ Up and down the beach ♪
1836
01:45:31,841 --> 01:45:36,412
♪ The cold was more than I could handle ♪
1837
01:45:36,445 --> 01:45:40,783
♪ You wore it much better than me ♪
1838
01:45:41,383 --> 01:45:45,054
♪ I miss those frozen fingertips ♪
1839
01:45:50,692 --> 01:45:55,030
♪ When can we take that walk again ♪
1840
01:45:55,431 --> 01:45:59,935
♪ When can we become more than a trend ♪
1841
01:46:05,808 --> 01:46:09,812
♪ You've got soul like I've never seen ♪
1842
01:46:10,179 --> 01:46:15,317
♪ And I've got a heart living in the sea ♪
1843
01:46:32,067 --> 01:46:36,338
♪ Days under the sunshine pass before me ♪
1844
01:46:36,906 --> 01:46:41,010
♪ Though I never go outside ♪
1845
01:46:41,443 --> 01:46:45,347
♪ The light is always too blinding ♪
1846
01:46:46,248 --> 01:46:50,685
♪ It's so much easier in the house ♪
1847
01:46:51,320 --> 01:46:55,791
♪ Looking for some justification ♪
1848
01:46:55,824 --> 01:47:00,963
♪ To face the world beyond my dorm ♪
1849
01:47:00,996 --> 01:47:05,067
♪ I'm just waiting for your invitation ♪
1850
01:47:09,939 --> 01:47:14,510
♪ When can we take that walk again ♪
1851
01:47:14,543 --> 01:47:19,081
♪ When can we become more than a trend ♪
1852
01:47:24,787 --> 01:47:29,024
♪ You've got a soul like I've never seen ♪
1853
01:47:29,391 --> 01:47:34,363
♪ And I've got a heart living in the sea ♪
1854
01:47:39,268 --> 01:47:44,306
♪ I've got a heart living in the sea ♪
1855
01:47:48,444 --> 01:47:53,782
♪ And I've got a heart living in the sea ♪
1856
01:48:14,270 --> 01:48:16,805
♪ I don't miss you ♪
1857
01:48:16,839 --> 01:48:19,141
♪ I don't feel you ♪
1858
01:48:19,174 --> 01:48:23,912
♪ Even when I'm far away ♪
1859
01:48:23,946 --> 01:48:26,382
♪ You don't believe me ♪
1860
01:48:26,415 --> 01:48:28,951
♪ I don't believe you ♪
1861
01:48:29,318 --> 01:48:33,956
♪ When you say you're here to stay ♪
1862
01:48:34,356 --> 01:48:39,428
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1863
01:48:39,461 --> 01:48:44,533
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1864
01:48:44,566 --> 01:48:49,605
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
1865
01:48:49,638 --> 01:48:54,810
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪136000
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