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♪♪
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As our Hood Legends
tour continues,
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what you're witnessing here
is what we here in Brooklyn call
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a "shoe drop," okay?
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This line right here could
extend all the way to Manhattan,
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across the bridge,
depending on the hype.
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Yo, shorty,
what shoes you waitin' on?
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The new Jordans.
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You remind me
of me, man.
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I remember my first
pair of Jordans.
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It's a magical day in the hood
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when a boy gets his first
pair of new Jordans.
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It represents them
not having to wear
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duh-dunt-duh-dunt's no more --
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you know, hand-me-downs,
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knock-offs.
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Adidas with seven stripes,
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Chuck Taylors with the heels,
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Pumas with domesticated
house cats on 'em.
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It's the first time
in your life
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when you get to feel rich.
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You feel like
you're walking on air,
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like one of those trolley shots
in a Spike Lee joint.
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I was a superstar.
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Guys wanted to be me,
girls wanted to see me,
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but haters always gonna hate.
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That's the day I met
the hood legend
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"Kangaroo Jack."
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[ Gun cocks ]
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Run 'em.
Put 'em in the pouch.
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Kangaroo Jack was
the "Michael Jordan
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of stealing Jordans."
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He got his name
because his getaway skills
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was legendary.
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Legend has it that,
to this day,
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Kangaroo Jack has
never been caught
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and still roams
these Brooklyn streets.
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♪ Stagnant nonsense,
for if you persist ♪
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♪ You'll get your snotbox bust
you press up on this ♪ So, kids,
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if you ever get a fresh
pair of new Jordans,
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you better keep
your eyes open,
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or you'll get jacked...
by Kangaroo Jack.
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♪ Peep the Dirty Rotten scamp
as his verbal weapons spit ♪
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♪ Weapons spit, uh-oh! ♪ Heads up 'cause
we're droppin' some... ♪
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[ Bars clink ]
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Thank you all
for joining me today.
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Remember, there's a hood legend
in each and every one of y'all.
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♪♪
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You know what?
Cronuts is the only good thing
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to come out
of gentrification.
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How we do?
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The livestream of the tour
went well.
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You're averaging 50 more viewers
than last week.
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10 new people
just followed you,
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and your engagement
is up 3%.
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How much dollars
is that?
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Zero.
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But you can't put a price
on Insta fame.
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You know something?
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I had the original release
of those back in the day.
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You still had them today
in mint condition,
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they'd be worth
$25,000.
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What?! $25,000?!
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Man, you know what I could do
with that kind of money?
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And I think might
still have them.
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Well, I hope they're
hermetically sealed
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in a temperature-controlled
environment.
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I gotta get to Shay, man.
She might know where they at.
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Come on, Miles.
Let's go.
Mnm.
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I've hit my quota
of social interaction.
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Need to recharge.
No, no, no.
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You said we were gonna spend
the day together.
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Plus, I still need your car.
Let's go!
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Shay, I just want you to know
things are gonna change, okay?
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I'm getting
out the game.
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Then me and you
gonna focus on making
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our dreams come true,
I promise.
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♪♪
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[ Gasps ]
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Baby, are these all my sketches?Yes, it is.
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This is what you want to do,
we gonna make it happen.
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Oh, baby,
this means so much to me.
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And you mean
so much to me.
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Happy anniversary.
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Mwah!
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I got something for you, too.Wh-What?
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Shay, come on.
What did you do.
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Open it!
Open it.
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Aw, man.
Open it.
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Aah!
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I'm goin' all out.
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A fresh pair
of new Jordans
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for our fresh
new life together.
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Thank you.I hope you like them.
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I love 'em!
Try 'em on.
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[ Cellphone rings ]Wait a minute.
My phone is ringing.
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[ Ringing continues ]
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It's Wavy.
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This is the last one.
I gotta do this.
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I'll be right back.
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The next night,
I got locked up.[ Banging on door ]
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What is wrong with you,
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banging on my door like that
and just coming in?
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[ Door closes ]And who is this?
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Shay, this is my neighbor,
Miles.
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I need to know
if you have these shoes.
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Miles, show her
the picture.
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Remember?
You gave me those.
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Of course,
I remember.
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But why do you care
about some old Jordans?
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I just found out
they're worth 25 grand.
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Come again?Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, it's crazy how much
some of these retro shoes
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can go for now.
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"It's Gotta
Be the Shoes!"
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Um, I heard a story
on NPR last week.
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Do you know
where they are?
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Yeah, we, um...
just got cleaned out our locker
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and gave all your old stuff
to your mom.
Yes!
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My moms is a straight
hoarder, man.
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It's like "Grey Gardens"
up in there.
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She'll have them.
Come on, Miles.
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We goin' back
to the future.
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[ Lock engages ]
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Why'd you lie to Tray?
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We never cleaned out
that locker.
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Do you know what he would do
with $25,000?
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Uh, yeah.
We're not gonna
let that money go to waste.
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Get the car.
We goin' to get some Jordans.
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Mm.
Might get this booty redid.
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♪♪
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Yo.[ Gunfire, screaming on TV]
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Where my mom?Roberta went
to get a pedicure
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because her man
got a foot fetish.
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Yo, don't talk
about my mother's feet.
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Most guys like the baby toe
or the big toe.
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I like that
middle toe --
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you know,
the "fuck me" toe.
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That turns me on.
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What are you playing?
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Playing a little
"Call of Duty."
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♪♪
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Tray: What this dude
do to my room, man?
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Aw!
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♪♪
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I don't want to know.
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Ugh!
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Fucking Carl.
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Yo, where my Jordans?!
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I have no idea.
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Now, I do have
your Pumas,
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and I do have
your Adidas,
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but I have not
seen any Jordans.
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Where...are my...
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Jordans?!
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Thought it was in this --
Nope. Come...
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Look in this...
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[ Man groans on TV]You hesitated
before you shot.
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That's why
you perished.
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Yo! I'm not
playing with you!
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Hey!
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What the hell
is going on here?
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And who
is this boy?
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My neighbor, Miles.
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Hello, Mrs. Barker.
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Ma, where's all my old stuff
Shay gave you?
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Shay didn't
give me anything.
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Shay said she gave you
all of my old stuff.
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It's important.
Please, try to remember.
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Don't talk to me
like that.
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I'm not some
old senile woman!
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My memory is perfect.
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A pair of Michael Jordans
are worth $25,000.
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I can't find 'em.
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You're gonna get murked
if you remain in prone position.
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Just...That's Gaming 101.
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Did you tell Shay
how much they're worth?
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Why?
[ Chuckling ]
That girl is playing you.
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She told you
that she gave me the Jordans
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so she could
go get them herself!
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Aw, Shay wouldn't do me
like that, Ma.
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Oh, money makes people
do stupid stuff.
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I bet you those Jordans
are still i-in Shay's storage.
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Mm-hmm. More-Storage,
3rd and Carroll.
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You know what?
What?
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Ever since you gave
birth to me, Ma,
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I knew
I could count on you!
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I hope I can count on you
to clean up this mess.
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I promise you,
I'll be back.
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I promise, Ma.
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Miles, come on!
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Yeah.
Sorry.
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Hey, hey.
How do you throw a hand grenade?
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Just push triangle.
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[ Explosion]Put on some pants.
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We're going to get
those Jordans.
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I gave Tray the wrong
storage facility.
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Mm, I love
when you get shady.
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♪♪
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Wait a minute.
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This is not the place
Shay brought me to.
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The plot thickens.
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These Jordans are tearing
my family apart!
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They're also keeping me
from binge-watching
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"Mr. Robot."
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I'm notating continuity errors
for my Reddit thread.
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You need
to get out more.
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Let's go.
Oh.
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Let's go, Miles.
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I'm feeling
kind of torn
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about selling
the shoes for money.
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Why the change
of heart?
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They have memories
attached.
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♪♪
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[ Retches ]
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[ Timer dings ]
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[ Panting ]
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♪♪
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[ Retches ]
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See that right there.
That's your baby.
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[ Sobbing softly ]
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Oh, honey.
It'll be okay.
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Wow. And you see
this right here?
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Yeah?That's your otherbaby.
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Wh-- Why is there
another baby
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Because you're having twins!
Congratulations!
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I didn't know
what I was gonna do with one,
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but two?
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Is the father in the picture?Yeah.
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But I didn't tell him yet
because I didn't know
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how he was gonna react.
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Do you love him?
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Yes, I do.
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And does he love you?
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Yeah,
and he would be a good dad
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if he would just
get his shit together.
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Then don't worry.
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You'll find your own way
to tell him.
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You seem like a strong,
capable woman.
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If you have to
do this on your own,
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you'll be just fine.
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You'll have to take
my word for it.
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I'm the doctor.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Twins.
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♪♪
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For our anniversary this year,
you got me a waffle maker.
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What's that say?
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That I want you
to start making breakfast.
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You didn't update
your payment information,
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so your locker's
been sent to auction.
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Why didn't you
contact us?
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We tried,
but someone said,
255
00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:07,198
"Stop calling my goddamn house
from a private number."
256
00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:08,722
Hmm.
257
00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:13,030
Well, well, well.
If it isn't the Black Widow.
258
00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:15,642
I knew you
did Tray dirty.
259
00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,687
What are you doing here,
"Skillet"?
260
00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:19,254
Tray told me
about the Jordans.
261
00:09:19,254 --> 00:09:20,908
And I know you
lied to him.
262
00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:22,649
Well, the fact
that you're here and he isn't
263
00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:25,869
makes me think
that youlied, too.
264
00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,741
You know,
I bought him those Jordans,
265
00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:31,179
so, technically,
the money is mine.
266
00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:34,835
Besides, Tray owes me
15 years back child support.
267
00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:39,535
Well, I gave birth to Tray,
so he owes me his life.
268
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,406
Plus six months' rent.
269
00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:43,104
Hey,
can't we just split it?
270
00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:44,671
Hell no! Hell no!
271
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:48,196
Listen, when my husband died,
he left me no insurance.
272
00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:50,851
I had to take care of Tray
all by myself.
273
00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:52,940
For 30 years,
I got up every morning
274
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:57,553
and worked 14 hours a day
just to make ends meet, okay?
275
00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,903
Now I'm in the prime
of my life...Mm-hmm.
276
00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:02,645
...and you can be sure
I'mma get something for me.
277
00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,865
Well, I did all that
times two.
278
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,954
Well, neither of you
are getting any money
279
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:09,913
because this joker sent our unit
to the auction block.
280
00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:12,786
♪♪
281
00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:15,049
I-I can give you the address
of where they're auctioning it.
282
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:17,355
Oh, could you write it down,
please?
283
00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,053
And put it in my hand.
284
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:21,272
I wouldn't do that
if I were you.
285
00:10:21,272 --> 00:10:24,406
If you know what's good for you,
you will do that.
286
00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:25,886
Uh...
287
00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:27,496
I hate conflict!
288
00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:28,584
[ Both groaning ]
289
00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,238
Gimme that.
290
00:10:31,805 --> 00:10:33,502
Come on.
291
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:38,115
Two black women
yelling profanities?
292
00:10:38,115 --> 00:10:39,726
Yep.
That's them.
293
00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:42,250
Can you tell us
where they're headed?
294
00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,991
Okay. Thanks.
295
00:10:43,991 --> 00:10:46,602
They're headed to
an auction house in Flatbush.
296
00:10:46,602 --> 00:10:49,083
We're closer.
We'll get there ahead of them.
297
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,172
Time to get
"Fast and Furious."
298
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,913
In my car,
you'll have to settle for slow
299
00:10:52,913 --> 00:10:55,393
and fuel-efficient.
300
00:10:55,393 --> 00:10:57,961
Damn it, Miles!
You are cooking my grits!
301
00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,267
♪♪
302
00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:01,530
1,200!
303
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:02,618
$1,400!
304
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,315
Do I hear 1,450?
305
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:06,404
[ Crowd murmuring ]
306
00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,754
Sold to this man
and his wife!
307
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,494
Hey!
Oh!
308
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,322
Aw, that's got to hurt.
309
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:13,411
God don't like ugly.
310
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:18,112
Should be in
smaller increments.
311
00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,461
[ High-pitched scream ]
312
00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:21,637
Oh, my God.
I hate dolls.
313
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,987
127?
This isn't ours.
314
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,641
God don't like stank
either!
315
00:11:25,641 --> 00:11:27,077
I'll check and see
where your locker is.
316
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,427
But these dolls
are yours now.
317
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:31,691
No.
No, they're not.
318
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,996
Well, well, well.
319
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:36,130
What a surprise.
My own mother.
320
00:11:36,130 --> 00:11:37,435
Don't look
at me like that.
321
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:40,221
And you,
the mother of my children.
322
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,440
I always knew it would be you,
Fredo.
323
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,746
You broke my heart.
324
00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:44,791
Looks like
it was bought
325
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:46,183
by St. Mary's Church
this morning
326
00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,229
and sent to their shelter
in Queens.
327
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:49,709
[Cellphone clicking ]Got it.
328
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,232
Every man for himself!
329
00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:53,103
[ Indistinct shouting ]
330
00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:56,890
Roberta: What are you
doing in my purse?!
331
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,021
Roberta: I don't know!
332
00:11:58,021 --> 00:11:59,196
I had 'em.
We got to open it.
333
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,459
Hey.
Y'all looking for these?
334
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,461
You pick-pocketed
your own mother?
335
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:04,811
What's that taste
in your mouth?
336
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,290
Sweet revenge?
337
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,466
Ha ha!
338
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,904
Josh, call an Uber.Carl, call a Lyft.
339
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,473
♪♪
340
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:18,215
Are you the manager?Um, yes, but I'm sorry.
341
00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,217
We've filled up.
We have no more beds tonight.
342
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:22,916
We're not homeless.
Do -- Do we look homeless?
343
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:29,183
I'mnot homeless.
Have you seen these shoes?
344
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,881
Well, we received
a donation shipment today,
345
00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:33,927
but it's already been
distributed amongst the needy.
346
00:12:33,927 --> 00:12:36,233
Well, do you know
who has them?We don't keep a record.
347
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,758
They could be anywhere
on the premises.
348
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:42,326
♪♪
349
00:12:42,326 --> 00:12:44,154
Come on, Carl.
350
00:12:44,154 --> 00:12:47,767
♪♪
351
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:50,073
Sorry, bathrooms
for homeless only.
352
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,597
♪♪
353
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,512
[ Indistinct conversations ]
354
00:12:54,512 --> 00:13:01,606
♪♪
355
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:05,436
Psst, honey,
come here.
356
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,961
Are those them?
357
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,789
Can't tell.
We got to get closer.
358
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,096
♪♪
359
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:18,319
If you two want a look...
you don't gotta be shy.
360
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:19,537
Uh...
361
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,801
[ Chuckles ]
Ohh.
362
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,847
Not Jordans and not --Not bad.
363
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:27,458
♪♪
364
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,374
I don't know.
It seemed like a --
365
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,723
Roberta?
366
00:13:31,723 --> 00:13:32,899
Is that you?
[ Laughs ]
367
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,378
It's me, Monty!
368
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:36,076
Monty Stevens!
369
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,774
[ Chuckles ]
Monty!
370
00:13:38,774 --> 00:13:41,864
Oh, I don't believe it!
I haven't seen you in years!
371
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,214
I haven't seen you
since the prom!
372
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,434
And you were the most
beautiful girl there.
373
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:48,349
Still are.
374
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:49,916
And who's this handsome
young man you're with?
375
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:52,309
Your son?No. I'm her Daddy.
376
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,572
Right, Roberta?
Yes.
377
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,748
You back up there,
silver fox.
378
00:13:56,748 --> 00:13:59,012
You might've had her first,
but I got her last.
379
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,709
[ Chuckling ] Oh.
380
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:04,278
You sexy
when you get jealous.
381
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:06,976
Hey, move your feet,
lose your seat.
382
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:09,457
[ Chuckles ]Stop, you crazy.
383
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,024
♪♪
384
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,287
Tray, look.
385
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,766
Oh!
386
00:14:14,766 --> 00:14:17,682
[ Indistinct conversations ]
387
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,336
Who are you?!
Oh!
388
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,469
What do you want?!Those shoes in your cart
are mine.
389
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:23,079
I'd like to
get them back.
390
00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:25,168
And I'd like to marry
Jeff Goldblum
391
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:27,518
in a small
and intimate ceremony in Napa.
392
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,303
Please,
they mean a lot to me.
393
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:32,001
Really?
How much?
394
00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,524
I'll give you
whatever you want.
395
00:14:33,524 --> 00:14:35,613
How 'bout a kiss?
396
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,485
How 'bout you
kiss him first?What?
397
00:14:37,485 --> 00:14:40,618
No, I want you
to kiss me on the lips.
398
00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,882
[ Sighs ]
399
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,667
Alright.
Okay. Okay.
400
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:48,713
♪♪
401
00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,193
Hey!
402
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,542
Okay.
403
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:54,850
Okay!
404
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,939
Mwah!
Aah!
405
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,333
Oh, there he is.
Tray.
406
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:02,989
Hand over the shoes.
Don't make Mama get mad.
407
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,381
No, give 'em to me, Tray.
408
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,469
You know you're just gonna
blow that money
409
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:06,949
on foolishness.
410
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:09,038
Is that what
y'all think?
411
00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:12,215
Y'all think I don't appreciate
y'all's sacrifice?
412
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:14,739
This was my opportunity
to spoil y'all.
413
00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:17,525
Ma, I was gonna get you
that gold necklace --
414
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:20,441
and I'm not talking about the
one that turn your neck green --
415
00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,138
and some roses and everything,
because you said
416
00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:24,401
nobody ever gave you none.
417
00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:27,535
And two tickets to Sinbad's
Funk Festival in Aruba.
418
00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:28,753
[ Gasps ] Ohh.
419
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,451
And, Shay...
420
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,975
I was gonna get you
a Malaysian lace front
421
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,238
with the gold hoop earrings,
422
00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:38,981
with that hot-pink
"Bootylicious" Beyoncé outfit
423
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,375
to go on your dream vacation
to Paris.
424
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,682
And, Josh, I was gonna
get you those golf clubs.
425
00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,554
[ Clears throat ] Hey.
Hey. What about me?
426
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,773
No, I didn't forget
about you, Carl.
427
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:49,949
I was gonna get two hard,
428
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,472
pipe-wieldin' dudes
from Brooklyn
429
00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,953
to go Medieval
on your ass.
430
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:54,954
Okay.
431
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,651
I am so sorry, Tray.
432
00:15:56,651 --> 00:15:59,697
I didn't realize how --
how good your intentions were.
433
00:15:59,697 --> 00:16:01,395
Yeah, Shay's right.
434
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,788
We got a little blinded
by our greed.
435
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:05,790
It's okay.
436
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,662
We all behaved badly.
437
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,880
Ma, come on in here.
438
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,361
Let's say a prayer.
You lead us in prayer.
439
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,494
Ohh! Okay.
440
00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,670
[ Chuckles ]
441
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:20,414
Oh, Lord, forgive us,
for we have sinned.
442
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:23,243
Please bring peace
to our hearts
443
00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:28,030
and make us more
like my son, Tray.
444
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,598
Generous.
Loving.
445
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,252
Kind.
446
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,515
[ Sighs ] Amen.
447
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:35,516
Amen.
448
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,431
♪♪
449
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,736
That little
mother...
450
00:16:38,736 --> 00:16:45,526
♪♪
451
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:46,788
Aah! Yes!
452
00:16:46,788 --> 00:16:49,878
25K in full effect, baby.
453
00:16:49,878 --> 00:16:57,886
♪♪
454
00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:05,981
♪♪
455
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:09,550
[ Gun cocks ]
456
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,291
You got to be
kidding me.
457
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:13,728
Been a long time, Tray.
How you doing?
458
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:15,512
Not as good as you.
459
00:17:15,512 --> 00:17:17,079
Is that
a Louis Vuitton bag?
460
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:19,299
That it is.
You know the drill.
461
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:21,301
Run 'em.
Throw 'em in the pouch.
462
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:32,138
♪ You wanna front, what?
Jump up and get bucked ♪
463
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,662
♪ If you're feelin' lucky duck
then press your luck ♪
464
00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:37,665
♪ I snatch fake-gangster emcees
and make 'em...flambé ♪
465
00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:40,755
♪ Your nine spray,
my mind spray ♪
466
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:44,237
Tray Leviticus Barker,
you invoked
467
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,716
the name of the Lord
in your deviousness.
468
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,283
Hand over those shoes!
469
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:50,504
I got jacked.
Shay.
470
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,767
I'm sorry
I didn't see this.
471
00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,769
Things would've been different
if I would've just
472
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:55,770
tried those shoes on.
473
00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:57,598
There's no way
to really know,
474
00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,556
but it would've been nice
to see those shoes again.
475
00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,341
Okay, well,
let's go home.
476
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,951
My dogs are
barking.
477
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,561
I'mma treat them dogs
like a chew toy.
478
00:18:04,561 --> 00:18:06,389
-Yi-yi-yi!
-[ Chuckles ] Stop it.
479
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,696
Miles, let me get you home
so you can finish your Reddit.
480
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,828
No way --
This is better
481
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,569
than any WorldStar video
I've ever seen.
482
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:14,832
If you want to get
your Jordans back,
483
00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:18,358
there's only one place
you can get them verified.
484
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:19,707
Let's go
get your Jordans.
485
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,317
Let's go.
486
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:24,799
[ Indistinct conversations ]
487
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,931
Yo! Wait a minute!
Those shoes belong to us!
488
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,759
Yeah? [ Chuckles ]
489
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:29,499
Prove it.
490
00:18:29,499 --> 00:18:31,762
May I?
491
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:33,547
"Amira.
492
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,592
Shahzad."
493
00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:38,073
Those are the names
that I picked out for our kids.
494
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,596
Clerk: You wrote in them?
495
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,381
I'm sorry, but they gotta
be in mint condition
496
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:44,079
to be considered
collector's items.
497
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:45,950
Man,
take your worthless shit.
498
00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,344
They worthless to you.
499
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,564
They priceless to me.
500
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:51,956
Let's go.
501
00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:56,831
♪♪
502
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:58,659
[ Gun cocks ]
[ Music distorts ]
503
00:18:58,659 --> 00:18:59,486
Run it.
504
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:04,882
Sorry about your Jordans, Tray.You know what?
505
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:08,451
Sometime, I feel like
an old pair of Jordans myself.
506
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,758
I used to be the guy
that make you proud,
507
00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:11,802
but these streets,
508
00:19:11,802 --> 00:19:14,022
they scuffed me up
pretty bad, Shay.
509
00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:16,416
Tray, you are rough
around the edges
510
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:19,201
and hard-headed
at times...
511
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:22,465
but your heart
is priceless.
512
00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:23,988
Thank you.They are just a pair of shoes.
513
00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:27,122
Eventually,
they will fade and fall apart.
514
00:19:27,122 --> 00:19:28,602
You're right.
515
00:19:28,602 --> 00:19:30,821
♪♪
516
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,736
Excuse me, Shay.
517
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:36,784
♪♪
518
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:40,048
My man.
519
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:42,616
Here you go.
520
00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:46,446
For you.
521
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:47,229
My dear.
522
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:49,405
[ Chuckles ] My dear.
523
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:52,974
Aw,
this nigga wrote in 'em.
524
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:55,019
[ Exhales sharply ]
525
00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,499
[ Garbage crunches ]
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