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Okay, Lola, now that you're
officially a Tampa resident,
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there are a few things you need
to know about living in Florida.
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Pro: You can wear flip-flops all year.
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Con: Many things will bite your feet.
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Fire ants, mosquitoes, that
homeschooled kid down the block.
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Basically, the ground is
alive and it hates you.
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Okay, next.
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The beach!
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Pro: It's so pretty.
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Con: The undertow might
actually take one of your toes.
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Next, humidity.
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Oh, sorry. I had humidity,
but I couldn't sleep.
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JJ kept me up all night
with her bubble machine.
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I need my bubble buddy to sleep.
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But you point it right at my face.
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Well, if I point it at my face
then I won't be able to sleep.
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Okay, I've got to get to work,
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and you kids have to get to school.
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And that includes Dad, who's
going to my Career Day today.
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What, what!
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Let's just do the speed round, Mom.
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- Hit her with the cons.
- Okay.
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Tallahassee, tourists, any election day,
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every Florida band except Tom Petty,
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and for sure, old
people driving rascals.
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When you are on a sidewalk,
keep your head on a swivel.
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Wow.
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So Florida's basically
just a giant humid Arby's.
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Well, there is one more giant pro.
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That's the fact that we're all here,
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- and now you are, too.
- Aw.
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Okay,
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tomorrow we will spend
a full day on sinkholes.
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Thank you, Dr. Kim. Wow,
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we've had two heart
surgeons and a judge!
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And now we have JJ's
dad, who's a wrestler.
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I got this, Miss Regie.
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Aidan, lights.
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Strobes.
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Ladies and gentlemen, parents,
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and Caleb's newest stepdad.
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Still just the boyfriend.
Fingers crossed though.
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Please welcome my dad!
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Yeah, that's what we're talking about!
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Hello!
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Whoo! All right!
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That's how you make
an entrance, Dr. Kim.
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I'm JJ's dad.
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I'm the Big Show.
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Hi, Mr. Big Show.
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Any questions for Mr. Show?
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How big is your poop?
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Any career questions for Mr. Show?
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When's your next match?
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Uh, actually, I'm retired.
I don't wrestle anymore.
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So, if you're retired, what do you do?
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That's a good question. I, um...
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My grandma's retired.
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She just watches reruns
of The Golden Girls.
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My grandpa retired, but then he died.
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My dad said he died of
not having a purpose.
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Do you have a purpose?
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I think. Um...
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Kids, this is a good
lesson for career day.
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Sometimes when people retire,
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they take a while to figure
out what they want to do
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with the rest of the
short time they have left.
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What?
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Yes, Cooper.
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I have a follow-up on my poop
question. It's a two-parter.
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♪ He's got a ham
sandwich in his hands ♪
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♪ He's got a Swiss ham
sandwich ♪
♪ In his hands ♪
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♪ He's got some grease ♪
♪
From the bacon on his pants ♪
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♪ 'Cause he's got a dad sandwich ♪
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♪ In his hands ♪
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Dad!
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Why are you sleeping on the couch?
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Because I can't sleep in my room.
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JJ is binging The Walking
Dead without headphones.
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What? She's not supposed to watch
anything that's going to prepare her
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for taking over the world.
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I can't live like this!
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We'll punish JJ in the morning.
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Right now, I need you to help
me pick up my dad sandwich.
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Should be 22 pieces.
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Hello, Jennifer Jane.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, yes.
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Heard you've been enjoying
some late night screen time,
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and I found the notebook
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where you've been
practicing my signature.
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Looks like it's time for a visit from...
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- The Punisher!
- The Punisher?
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That's right.
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The Punisher.
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Let's see. No play dates for a week,
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a written report on
the importance of sleep,
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and I'm confiscating
your bubble machine.
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God, I hate The Punisher,
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but I also want to be her.
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Thanks, Mom, but JJ is relentless.
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I have to get a hotel room.
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Dad, I'm going to need all your
three million Marriott points.
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Yeah, that's not happening.
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Ugh!
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Mandy, I've got a crazy idea.
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Do you want to move in with me?
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I've never shared a room
before. Could be fun.
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Could be fun? Will be fun!
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Living with my older
sister is the dream!
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My dream is to sail around the world
or, like, photobomb Shawn Mendes.
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But I'm really excited about
this, too! What's up, new roommate?
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Oh! Okay, this is happening.
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Not a hugger. Just not for me,
like camping or men's soccer.
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Hey!
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Show Business... in the house!
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My man, Terry. I broke
another doorknob, man.
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Mm. It's cool. I'd be embarrassed
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to own a gym where the members
weren't strong enough to tear it down.
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Can I talk to you about something?
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Anything. Except about toenails.
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I don't like 'em.
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They're like little turtle
shells for your feet.
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No, it's not about that.
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How could it be about that?
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Look, man, it's been a minute
since I retired from wrestling,
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and I feel like I need
to find what's next.
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Dude, you a celebrity.
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You should just endorse stuff.
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And lucky for you, I
got the perfect thing.
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Check this out.
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This is a state-of-the-art juicer
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that runs on artificial intelligence.
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Show, meet blender.
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Hello, Terry, the sexiest man alive.
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I didn't teach her that. That's
just the intelligence talking.
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Blender, make me a smoothie with,
uh, strawberry, banana, and acai.
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That's a superfood, bro.
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Nice...
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That's all good. That's normal.
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Strawberry.
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Banana.
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Acai. Acai. Acai.
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Thank you, acai.
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I like acai.
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Acai.
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Acai.
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Acai.
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Acai.
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Whoo!
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You know, I just talked to Ronny Cuban.
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That's, uh... That's
Mark Cuban's brother,
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and he's in for, uh, 50... bucks.
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What are you in for?
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No, I'm out.
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I'm very, very out.
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Come on, Terry. For
real, I need your help.
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You know, man.
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Retired wrestlers are doing
all kinda cool stuff these days.
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There's wine, there's yoga.
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You could always make
movies like the Rock.
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No, I tried the whole movie thing.
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I wasn't getting put
up for the right roles.
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Hello, I'm Elton John.
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That was great. Thank you.
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Hey, can I keep the hat?
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Ooh! I got the perfect idea.
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You know how the Undertaker and
his wife, they do real estate?
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- Mm-hmm.
- You should do that with Cassy, man.
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She's already in the biz.
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Yeah, but what do I
know about real estate?
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That's the beauty of it.
You don't know anything!
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Cassy's always saying we need to
spend more time together, you know.
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- Maybe this'd get me out of going to the farmers' market.
- Oh...
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Don't bad-mouth the farmers' market.
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That's the only place I can
buy some decent stone fruit.
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Whoo!
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That was a good farmers' market "sesh."
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Yeah, but do we really
need five pounds of pluots?
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I mean, what are pluots, anyway?
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Ah, it's a cross between
an apricot and a plum.
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It's like the labradoodle of fruit,
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which is almost as cute
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as how much you loved
the face paint guy.
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Okay. Weeo is an artist, okay?
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You know I've been thinking about
what I'm gonna do next, right?
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Sure don't, but catch me up.
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- Well, Terry had this great idea.
- Terry?
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The same guy who locked himself in
his Jetta over a holiday weekend.
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I forgot about that.
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But listen,
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what if I become a real estate agent?
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Then you and I can work together,
and that'd be fun, right?
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So much fun.
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You know, when your voice gets higher,
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that usually means you
don't like something.
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That's not true.
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Babe, I'm just saying I'm
looking for my second act,
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and this could be something
I'm really good at.
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Okay, well, uh, you know, sometimes
we have interns at the office.
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Maybe you could intern
and see if you like that.
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Yeah! I could be an intern.
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Like Robert De Niro in that movie.
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Because anything Rob De Niro can do,
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I can do.
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Mm-hmm!
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Hey, roomie.
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I thought we could
do each other's nails.
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I have Pinky Brewster, Katy
Periwinkle or Blue Yonce.
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Ooh! I'd love that.
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Give me Pinky for my
fingers, and Katy for my toes.
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Wow, you have so much stuff.
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It's like, everywhere.
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We'll make it work.
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Of course we will.
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This is the best!
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Are those dolls?
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They're legendary female bobbleheads.
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I have RBG,
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Rosa Parks,
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Ellen DeGeneres...
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Why do they only shake
their heads "yes"?
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Because women...
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are very supportive of each other.
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Is this a half-eaten burrito?
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I like to think of it as
half an uneaten burrito,
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but I'm an optimist.
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You're going to bed?
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It's like 7:30.
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Yeah. If I don't get my 13
hours of sleep, I'm a total mess.
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Really? You?
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I thought you hated JJ's bubble machine.
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I went from hating it to
being fully dependent on it.
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Weird, right? Good night.
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Ew!
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Sorry.
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The Wi-Fi is awful on
my side of the room.
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I didn't want to wake
you, but I also wanted
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to scroll through We Rate Dogs,
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so you see my dilemma.
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No, I absolutely do not.
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Oh! It's 7:45.
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- Gotta get to school.
- What?
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7:45?
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Why didn't my alarm go off?
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Oh... Sorry, I unplugged
it to use my flatiron.
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You can use it because
this whole hair thing...
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is a bold choice.
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See you downstairs.
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Ew!
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How many burritos are in this room?
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Sorry I'm late.
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I wanted to get Miss Puffin's lemon
poppy muffins for the open house.
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Your fave!
256
00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,091
Wait, isn't Miss Puffins in Orlando?
257
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,718
Yeah, I went there last
night and slept in my car.
258
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,179
Anything for you, Cass-a-frass.
259
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,765
Okay, Bennett, we talked about
how that name is too Jamba Juicy.
260
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,767
- We did, and I'm sorry.
- Okay.
261
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,727
- Cassy-o-keyboard?
- Mm-mm.
262
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:27,811
- We'll find it.
- Yeah.
263
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,482
Hey, you know, if anyone can
sell this haunted house, it's you.
264
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,693
Okay, this house is not haunted.
265
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,028
It's just that the
previous tenant died here,
266
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,322
and her spirit refuses to leave.
267
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,450
Which is the literal
definition of a haunted house.
268
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:43,369
You're still my queen though.
269
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:45,121
Okay. Hey,
270
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,039
my husband is going to
be helping us out today.
271
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,874
He's thinking of becoming
a real estate agent.
272
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,918
Perfect! And I'm thinking of becoming
273
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:52,795
a professional wrestler!
274
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,839
- JK, I'd die quickly.
- Yeah.
275
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:57,216
Ding-dong!
276
00:11:58,008 --> 00:12:00,302
Had to say ding-dong
'cause I broke the doorbell.
277
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:01,554
Hey, babe.
278
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:04,181
You remember Bennett, right?
His dad owns our company.
279
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,308
Of course! Big Ben!
280
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,685
It's Bennett.
281
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,227
Hard "T".
282
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,735
Okay. This is gonna be fun.
283
00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:19,196
You gotta see the light.
284
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,170
And you know, when it's your place,
285
00:12:25,171 --> 00:12:26,830
you can pick any new curtains you want.
286
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,999
How about these closets?
287
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,084
Ow! My bones!
288
00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:37,631
Oh, no!
289
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,009
Show?
290
00:12:40,384 --> 00:12:43,846
Sorry. I mean, that
thing came apart so easy.
291
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,848
I mean, I don't think it's up to code.
292
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,725
Okay. Okay, uh...
293
00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,352
Babe, I've got a new job for you.
294
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:51,936
Okay.
295
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:53,480
Muffins.
296
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,649
Muffins.
297
00:12:55,733 --> 00:12:57,860
Hey, you're the Big Show!
298
00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,403
You're doing real estate now?
299
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,156
Sort of. Mainly focused
on the muffin side of it.
300
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:05,201
Dude, I would love to buy
a house from a celebrity.
301
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,620
I once bought an unlocked
phone from Fifty Cent.
302
00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:11,165
So, what can you tell
me about this place?
303
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,877
This place? Oh, this place is great!
304
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,902
I mean, the last owner
loved this place so much,
305
00:13:16,903 --> 00:13:18,300
she didn't even want to leave.
306
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:19,882
She actually died here.
307
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,008
No, no, no, no, no!
308
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:23,010
But don't worry, I know
what you're thinking.
309
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,470
"Is this place haunted?"
310
00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:25,763
And the answer is...
311
00:13:26,330 --> 00:13:27,330
maybe?
312
00:13:27,348 --> 00:13:29,850
Hi, hello. I can take over from here.
313
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,435
You know what? No, thanks.
314
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,561
I think I'm just gonna go.
315
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,355
No, man, you haven't even seen upstairs.
316
00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,148
No!
317
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,110
Muffin?
318
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,492
Hey, roomie.
319
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:47,993
Love the no makeup look.
320
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:51,872
Well, I was late 'cause
my alarm didn't go off,
321
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,208
I'm wearing glasses 'cause
I couldn't find my contacts
322
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,544
under all of your tubes of
organic toothpaste, and...
323
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,796
Oh my God, are you wearing
my new bomber jacket?
324
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,590
Yeah, I got it from our closet.
325
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,425
I just bought it.
326
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,427
It's so new it literally
still has the tags on it.
327
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,971
Not anymore, I took them off.
328
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:10,349
BTW, you can totally
borrow any of my clothes.
329
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,685
I don't want to borrow your clothes.
330
00:14:12,768 --> 00:14:14,562
I want to wear the clothes
I bought for myself.
331
00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:16,689
Okay, calm down. I'll
give it back later today.
332
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,607
- No, I'd like it back now.
- That's crazy.
333
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:19,984
- Give it back.
- No.
334
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:22,945
Mandy, let go!
335
00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,071
No, you let go!
336
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,406
Just straighten your elbows!
337
00:14:25,948 --> 00:14:26,948
Oh!
338
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,243
Ah, my nose! It just got better
339
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,870
after your dad broke it.
340
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,747
What is wrong with your family?
341
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,593
Okay, that car ride was way too quiet.
342
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:47,660
What happened?
343
00:14:47,678 --> 00:14:49,513
Wait, I love a good sister fight.
344
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:50,764
Let me get my popcorn.
345
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:53,391
Where'd you get that?
346
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,434
Teachers' lounge.
347
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,812
We're gonna revisit that.
348
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,731
Okay, you two. Talk.
349
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,656
Ooh, I think I just
blacked out for a second.
350
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,034
If she were a good big sister,
351
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,995
she'd let me wear the jacket
that I clearly look better in.
352
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,706
I don't think you understand
what "clearly" means.
353
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,291
Okay, stop.
354
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,626
Emotions are high.
355
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,190
Right now we need to focus on punishment
356
00:15:20,191 --> 00:15:22,922
'cause that's what's most important.
357
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:25,299
Fine, wait till Mom gets home.
358
00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:27,092
Yeah, we'll wait till Cass gets home.
359
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:28,176
Hold on!
360
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:31,013
Wait a minute, I'm also a parent.
361
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:33,181
I'll punish you.
362
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,808
- So sweet.
- Aw, Dad!
363
00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:36,185
Adorable!
364
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,728
Hey, I can do this.
365
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:40,397
I'm not just some ex-wrestler
who doesn't have a purpose.
366
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,651
Yikes, the kids in my class
really got to you, huh?
367
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:45,945
Yeah, especially that Kelli with an "I."
368
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,406
Okay, here we go.
369
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,204
Punishment time.
370
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,584
Hi, babe. You know, pluots are good.
371
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,503
I think I'm a pluot guy.
372
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:03,963
So,
373
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:05,923
what'd the insurance
company say about the house?
374
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,006
Is it gonna cost a lot?
375
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,175
Ah... Not sure.
376
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,219
Most of the call was
trying to convince them
377
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,639
that the damage was done by one
man and not an entire fraternity.
378
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,602
I'm sorry. I guess my first day
at real estate wasn't the best.
379
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:20,020
Aw. It's okay.
380
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,982
I guess everybody breaks something
on their first day of work.
381
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:26,068
That's true. My first day of
wrestling, I broke Macho Man's shin.
382
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,530
But I promise I'll do better tomorrow.
383
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,199
Oh, you know, actually, I am
not showing the house tomorrow.
384
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,826
I'm just gonna be in the office all day,
385
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,869
but we are having an
open house on Monday.
386
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,915
Great! I'm gonna crush Monday just
like I crush a tray of deviled eggs.
387
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:43,168
Quickly and without prejudice.
388
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,295
Oh! Hey, I got your
text about the girls.
389
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:46,714
Time for The Punisher.
390
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:49,633
No need. Mr. The
Punisher took care of it.
391
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:54,138
So, your punishment was
giving them their iPads?
392
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,514
Yeah, and I split 'em up.
393
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,516
Look how quiet they are.
394
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,018
You know just making them be quiet
395
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,811
isn't really a punishment.
396
00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,105
But if they're not quiet,
it's punishment for me.
397
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,316
Besides, look, they're
not fighting anymore.
398
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,400
Really?
399
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,070
"Mandy, you're being a giant jerk face."
400
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:12,489
"Lola, you're being a
selfish dragon emoji."
401
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,241
Babe, still fighting.
402
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:17,244
Babe, I've been in over
3,000 hardcore matches.
403
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,912
One of 'em with a live bear.
404
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,416
Trust me, that ain't fighting.
405
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,045
My clothes!
406
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,130
Just getting your precious clothes
407
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,548
as far away from me as possible.
408
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,384
I know how much you hate sharing.
409
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,303
Ugh! When I get up there,
410
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:37,306
I'm gonna throw away all your
women's tennis trading cards,
411
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,016
starting with Serena.
412
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,561
Now they're fighting.
413
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,981
Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
414
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,608
You are going to stay in this room
415
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,735
with no Wi-Fi and no phones...
416
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,404
until I tell you you can come out.
417
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,948
Mom! That's a harsh punishment.
418
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,909
Oh, that's just level one.
419
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,828
Your real punishment is
gonna be like at a level ten.
420
00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:01,872
So you'd better get ready for it.
421
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,169
Ooh...
422
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,255
That was terrifying.
423
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:11,322
What's level ten?
424
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,781
There is no level ten,
425
00:18:12,782 --> 00:18:15,052
you big beautiful bounce house of a man.
426
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,805
They are going to be so
terrified about what's coming
427
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,331
that they'll talk out their problems
428
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:21,517
and it'll resolve itself, like that.
429
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,477
You know, turning off the Wi-Fi...
430
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,647
such a baller parenting move.
431
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,441
What happened to the Wi-Fi?
432
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:30,692
I was hacking into...
433
00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,529
my paper about the importance of sleep.
434
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,198
It's all about the REM cycle, guys.
435
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,162
Mom's at the office,
436
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,580
so I want to surprise her
437
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,458
by fixing everything that I
broke before the next open house.
438
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,338
- What is that?
- Garlic and sage.
439
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:52,673
Why do you have garlic and sage?
440
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:55,884
TO FIX THE REAL PROBLEM
IN THIS HOUSE: ghosts, duh.
441
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,886
I thought garlic was for vampires.
442
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,555
You dunno what kinda friends she's got.
443
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,973
Why'd I ask?
444
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,016
Look, I'm gonna start on the bannister.
445
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,226
I'll start in the kitchen.
446
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,318
Yeah, I'm out.
447
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,821
Okay, okay. It's nothing.
448
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,490
We're good. It's nothing.
449
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:19,825
Told you there's ghosts!
450
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,828
Dad, save me! They
always want the cuter one!
451
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,206
I'm not saying there's ghosts.
452
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,834
I'm just saying we
should hide in the closet!
453
00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:33,422
Dad, I don't want to die in a closet!
454
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,257
I want to die punching a shark!
455
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,550
We'll be fine!
456
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,886
Are you asking me or telling me?
457
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:45,225
Cassy, I thought you were in the office.
458
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:48,270
I was, and...
459
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:49,938
now I'm here!
460
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,815
And the explanation for that is...
461
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:52,899
You lied to me.
462
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,820
Why do I smell burnt
garlic with a hint of sage?
463
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,488
Is someone making a basic risotto?
464
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:01,490
JJ...
465
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,660
did you use the oven without permission?
466
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,245
Maybe.
467
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:08,207
But the big headline is Mom lied to you.
468
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,833
Mom!
469
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,343
Whatcha watching?
470
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:23,013
The Golden Girls. They're my people now.
471
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,684
Old, retired, making my own jewelry.
472
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,353
Is it good?
473
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:32,522
Yeah, it's a Blanche episode.
474
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,026
JJ, can I talk to your dad for a second?
475
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,319
Well, the Wi-Fi's still out,
476
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,403
so I guess I'll just go
477
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,906
use my imagination or
some dumb crap like that.
478
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:45,160
Okay, I lied to you, and I am so sorry.
479
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,955
I should have talked to you directly.
480
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:51,291
Our relationship is built on
honesty, and I betrayed that.
481
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,876
I mean, I understand.
482
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,836
I was kind of a disaster
as a real estate agent.
483
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,880
- Yes, you were.
- Well, that was a quick yes.
484
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,926
It's just that, you know,
maybe real estate is my thing,
485
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:03,887
and we should focus on
what's coming next for you.
486
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,931
That's what I want, too. I'm just...
487
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,267
I'm just worried, you know.
488
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,602
What if I don't find
what that next thing is?
489
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,896
What? Honey,
490
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,356
you are the Big Show.
491
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:17,150
You invented this
entire life for yourself,
492
00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:18,902
and you will do that again.
493
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,571
And this little lady here
494
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,824
is very excited to see
what that's gonna be.
495
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,786
Well, this man right here
is very lucky he married you.
496
00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:28,869
Mm.
497
00:21:29,454 --> 00:21:31,623
Guys, I tried my imagination,
498
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,001
and you do not want
to go down that road.
499
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,504
- We need to end this.
- Yeah, you know,
500
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:39,840
I can't believe the
girls haven't broken yet.
501
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,508
This was one of my best head games.
502
00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:44,720
You know, maybe the
answer isn't head games.
503
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,139
Maybe we ought to come straight
at this and get them to talk.
504
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,478
You two just been sitting in
silence staring at the walls?
505
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,355
We are teenagers in 2020.
506
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,607
If we don't have
internet, we have nothing.
507
00:21:57,691 --> 00:21:59,943
What is wrong with this generation?
508
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,320
Ah!
509
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,655
Okay, here's the deal.
510
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:06,867
I want each of you to tell
the other what you're feeling.
511
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,119
Be honest and direct.
512
00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:10,703
- I'm fine.
- Whatever.
513
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:14,750
Okay. All right. I'm gonna stay
here till we figure this out.
514
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,376
I'm gonna get comfortable.
515
00:22:16,668 --> 00:22:18,170
I'm gonna take off my shoes,
516
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:20,005
and then I'm gonna take off my socks.
517
00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:21,798
- That smell haunts me!
- No!
518
00:22:23,508 --> 00:22:24,508
Okay.
519
00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:26,345
I'm sorry for blowing up.
520
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,846
I'm new to all of this.
521
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:31,099
I've never had to share
my things, or my space.
522
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,310
I'm sorry for wearing your new jacket.
523
00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:35,227
Your stuff is cool.
524
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,520
You're cool.
525
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,066
I just wanted to be like my big sister,
526
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,234
and if I'm crowding you,
527
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,695
I'll move into the tiny Harry
Potter closet under the stairs.
528
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:46,490
No! I still want to share a room.
529
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,992
We just have to figure out how to do it.
530
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:51,578
I don't know. Maybe we need some rules?
531
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,538
Oh my God, yes. I love rules!
532
00:22:53,622 --> 00:22:55,415
Ooh! I got it! I got it! I got it!
533
00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:56,917
This room needs a contract.
534
00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:00,128
Ladies, if there's one
thing that the WWE taught me,
535
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:01,713
always pee before your match...
536
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:04,508
and how to do a contract signing.
537
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:07,219
I can do this!
538
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:12,349
Lady and Dad, please welcome
539
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:15,268
two girls who both think
they're my favorite sister,
540
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,521
Mandy and Lola.
541
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,689
Whoo!
542
00:23:20,148 --> 00:23:22,275
I still think, to make this
contract signing official,
543
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,569
one of y'all needs to get
powerbombed through the table,
544
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,488
but I got overruled.
545
00:23:27,781 --> 00:23:29,110
Okay, Mandy, you can borrow the clothes
546
00:23:29,111 --> 00:23:30,867
from my top drawer or bottom drawer,
547
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,327
but never the middle.
548
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,411
Lola,
549
00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,414
I'll keep food on my side of the room,
550
00:23:35,497 --> 00:23:38,291
and I'll never assume you want a
hug, unless you give me the signal.
551
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:39,376
Don't wait for it.
552
00:23:39,876 --> 00:23:41,378
Okay.
553
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:46,049
- You really want a hug, don't you?
- I really do.
554
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:47,342
Okay.
555
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,427
Five seconds.
556
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:50,846
Aw...
557
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:52,263
See?
558
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,641
You're The Punisher, but I'm...
559
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,936
The Peacemaker.
560
00:23:58,019 --> 00:24:00,230
Okay, um... let's just
make you a new one.
561
00:24:00,313 --> 00:24:01,898
I don't want you
stretching this one out.
562
00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:03,971
I got it off Etsy, and
it took like 13 weeks
563
00:24:03,972 --> 00:24:05,277
to get here from the Ukraine.
564
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,571
This has been really sweet.
565
00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:08,947
Good stuff, guys.
566
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:13,785
Now please, for the love of
God, turn the Wi-Fi back on.
567
00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:22,874
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