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Brother Koo, save Snow now.

Stop, you are not capable of defeating us.

Brother Koo, are we going to take her along with us?

Without question.

Those who are hurt by Asia the Invincible,

Are all our friends.

If we can't defeat them by kung-fu we'll use cannons.

If you do, we'll all perish.

A part of this ship has been...

destroyed by Asia the Invincible.

If we try to attack each other with cannons...

the ship will be sunk, all of us will die.

Brother Koo, the cannon has no blast wire.

Save your crocodile tears, this ship can't stay any longer.

As we just want to survive.

Give us Snow, then we'll let you go.

Right, Highlanders are Highlanders, Hans are Hans.

We're of different worlds.

Give us Snow, then we'll let you go.

Have you forgotten...

how Snow treated you?

For this sinner.

Do you think it's worth dying with us?

Ching, don't let the wind extinguish the fire.

Sir, this ship has run aground,

if we delay anymore, we will be sunk with this ship.

Ling, in such as emergency,

how can you talk like this?

What do you mean?

No, I don't want to die like this.

You have internal conflicts among yourselves.

You are not as united as us.

Sir, I don't want to rescue her.

Please let me go!

You'd betray us at such a critical moment? You are not my subordinate.

Go now.

Thank you, Sir!

Come and join us.

He knew the risks.

So I had to do it, please forgive me.

Ching, in order to save an enemy.

We have to kill a brother,

What's that, are we going to rescue or kill?

Brother Koo, what's the matter?

Brother Koo. You...

I think, your valves have been closed by a supreme kung-fu master.

The blood is flowing backward.

You are seriously hurt, you are dying!

Yes, I was hurt by Asia the Invincible.

We are both dying.

Since you can't protect yourself, why should you save me?

It's I who led him here.

I have to bear all responsibilities.

When the sun rises from the East.

That'll be the end of my life.

That's why...

I count the time left.

The noise.

Shit, it's the Spanish warship.

The Spanish warship is approaching.

Where is it?

They come for...

Asia the Invincible.

We fly the flag of our Sun Moon Sect.

They will open fire once they see the flag!

Don't listen to him, don't listen to him.

What are you waiting for?

Lower the sail. Face them with the cannon.

You are the courtier of the gov't, don't cheat me with such trick.

Why should I cheat you?

- Ching, lower the sail. - Don't move!

Or I will shoot you!

Ching, go now. The ship is sinking

Ching, it's quiet here.

Luckily we haven't met another warship.

Brother Koo,

when will this woman leave us?

Just throw me into the sea.

Brother Koo.

Stop helping me.

Will you call me dog again?

Unless you take off those dog's clothes, you'll be a dog forever.

Go on insulting me if it makes you feel good.

Hold it.

Stop thinking foolish thoughts, Asia the Invincible will not come back.

I know you must hate him.

I am just worrying about him.

I feel pity for him as he can't escape from fate.

If I were Asia the Invincible.

I wouldn't leave you.

Ching, when will we reach the camps?

According to the speed of the current.

We can reach the camps in six hours.

Put it on, I am Asia the Invincible.

Boss, she sings better than you.

Give way!

Damn you, where do you come from?

Do you want to take the bread out of our mouths?

Are you the one who gives orders here?

You want to challenge me?

Not necessary, tonight, I will listen to you.

Where are the pretty girls?

Stop bothering me.

Is your boss looking for me?

I do want it, so what?

You are not qualified to touch me.

Damn it!

Do you think that you are protected, so you don't even respect me!

I tell you, we ronin are nasty.

Today, you are the boss, tomorrow I will be the boss.

She is sick, let me serve your boss.

Don't be crazy, get up.

Breathless? He is breathless.

Kidding?

Get up, wake up.

How are you, Master?

How are you, Master?

Kirigakure.

Kirigakure.

If you want to take them away,

gamble with me.

If you win, you may take them away.

I think you two are great kung-fu masters.

But, this is such a small bet.

Why not make it bigger?

What?

The winner can take us away,

The bet is too simple.

Why not cut the legs off from the loser?

You want to add a pair of legs to the bet?

What? Are you scared?

Okay. I don't give a damn.

Just go ahead.

It depends on fate.

What do you want to bet?

Big or small?

Small!

How about you?

Big!

Fine!

No need to open it. I am the winner.

I have to open it.

The dead won't argue with me.

I am still here.

The loser should pay with his legs.

Open, 4,5,6. Big.

You lost.

Don't offend him.

Cut your legs off.

How dare you!

General Kirigakure, we will follow you.

Please let her go.

She doesn't know the rules.

All of you go back, bring her to see me tonight.

Yes.

General...please set us free

Kirigakure.

Don't think that it's an ordinary bet.

Some one will come to take your legs.

Go.

I don't know your name yet.

I am the same as you, we have no names.

The people are heartless and they claimed me heartless.

I am sorry to drag you down.

I should have to thank you.

It's you who let me know that.

It's painful to be an ordinary person.

Who are you?

Me? Who am I?

I'd like to know the answer to that myself

Enjoy yourself!

Kirigakure, long time no see.

Asia the Invincible, here you are.

After you had visited the Black Cliff 3 years ago.

I wrote to Japan to check which generation...

you are of the Kirigakure Family.

Asia the Invincible, you are very smart.

Oh! How come?

I had told you...

that someone would come for your legs.

You knew my background already.

Right! Because all the troops of the real Kirigakure were destroyed.

Since the 4th generation of Kirigakure

The Family had been taken over by Hamna.

Watch my Kirigakure Sword.

Cut!

Ninja Disappearance!

- It's your real face. - Thunder Bomb!

Come out, Koraka ninjas!

Poison liquid.

You're not a great Kung-fu master.

Why do you pretend to be? Come out, Koraka

What a pity! Actually, you are as miserable as I am.

You dare not show others your real face.

Sir, are you alright?

I'm fine, go out.

Yes.

"Commander of Ming Dynasty Navy"

Why isn't there any guard?

Go in and take a look!

I've caught it, I've caught it! It is still yelling!

Here comes Officer Koo.

Where is Officer Tin?

Officer Tin? He hasn't woken up yet.

Still haven't got up to inspect the military affairs yet.

Being navy officers of Ming Dynasty, all of you are badly disciplined.

You come here to settle the riot.

You are such a mess. How can you fight with the enemies?

Keep on insulting.

I don't mind giving a lecture to your damn soldiers.

How would you tackle your foes when they come?

Yes Sir.

Great. It's great!

- Brother Koo. - Brother Kai Wan.

Brother Koo.

Your camp is loosely guarded,

aren't you afraid of any attack from the foes?

How come! There are so many foes.

All of us just want to live.

Not many people like fighting.

Brother Kai Wan.

May I know your name?

Get us 2 jars of sorghum, hurry up.

Coming, don't be in such a hurry. It'll make you drunk.

Get us the main course.

Get me some more wine.

There are many advantages to being a soldier.

When you go hunting, you'll get a supply of guns from the Court.

There are chefs from the Court who take care of our meals.

I treasure my fortune,

so I enjoy sharing nice things with my bosom friends.

Come, have a cup of wine with us.

Brother Kai Wan.

You bastard.

How dare you scold me?

General...

There is something wrong in the Western yard.

- What's happening? - No information right now.

- Assembly! - General!

General. Here comes Asia the Invincible.

All our soldiers have been injured.

General, Asia the Invincible is so cruel that,

the soldiers of our two battalions were seriously injured.

So powerful? Let me handle him.

- Battalion 7 follow me. - Yes, Sir.

It is the one in red.

I want to compete with you.

Move faster. Protect His Excellency.

Protect His Excellency.

Brother Koo.

Chin, if something happened unexpectedly,.

You would have to leave here at once.

Brother Kai wan.

Officer Koo, where are you hurt?

Brother Kai Wan, cheer up...

Brother Kai Wan...

It's funny. It's really very funny.

Our camp is the happiest one.

We haven't enjoyed such a game for a long time.

It's rare for us to have visitors.

Brother Koo, it's a funny game.

I'm afraid that you have never got such a chance to play.

Brother Koo, don't you believe there is an Asia the Invincible?

Of course, there is an Asia the Invincible.

Call our Asia the Invincible out.

Asia the Invincible...

Asia the Invincible?

See, our Asia the Invincible is not so bad.

Officer Tin and all officers!

Asia the Invincible,

the most prominent among the brothels of the 13 provinces.

I bought them all.

Asia the Invincible is just a name.

I can call myself Asia the Invincible too.

Come on, call one.

Versatility, a full unity of the world of martial arts.

Hurrah, General Tin!

Sing a song, with bureaucratic tone

"Versatility, unification of the world of martial arts,"

"Asia the Invincible."

"Hurrah! Hurrah, General Tin!"

Sing like this, then I will leave a good reputation for generations

I also know the Kung-fu of Asia the Invincible's flying needles.

Let me show you.

Bingo!

Good! I'm great!

- Snow! - What?

Brother Kai Wan.

I just want to check her wound.

She is my woman.

I won't let anyone touch her.

Yes, it's not decent to fool with another's wife.

She is seriously hurt.

Here is not a good place,

you had better take a rest in my camp.

It's not convenient for us to stay in the camp with you.

Embarrassed?

Let me go out, so you can sleep with her.

- Man! - Yes.

- Take these two guests for a rest. - Yes.

It seems to me that I can only sleep...

with my Asia the invincible tonight.

Am I your woman?

Beautiful! Light more candles!

It's funny!

How wonderful is it.

Give me the wine.

Oh shit! Asia the Invincible?

Versatility, unification of the world of Martial Arts!

Long life to General Tin!

Brother Koo.

Brother Kai Wan, some things a gentleman should do but some things not.

We should not quarrel over a woman!

We can do nothing once we get involved in a war.

Koo, you said I was your woman.

Now, how can you settle it?

Well...Take care of yourself.

He asked me to take care of myself.

Then we'd better take care of ourselves. Go to the camp now.

Okay.

But I've to dress up as Asia the Invincible first.

You want to be Asia the Invincible? Good!

I've closed your vital point.

I don't want you to pretend to be Asia the invincible anymore,

so I must take you away.

You lie down so quickly! My dear Asia the Invincible!

Bingo!

Expel!

- Bingo! - Expel.

Bingo!

Shit! You've hit my laughing valve!

Watch out!

Go away!

Can't you see that I am playing games with General Tin?

Help me.

Expel!

Bingo!

Your laughing valve is hit again.

Brother Tin, Brother Tin, hold on.

It's boring, let's play something else.

You listen, we'll play something else.

We'll rehearse the declaration of war on Asia the Invincible tomorrow.

But you'd better call me Asia the Invincible now.

Versatility, unification of the world of Martial Arts! Come on!

Versatility, unification of the world of Martial Arts!

Unbeaten! Asia the Invincible!

Officer Koo, Hurrah! Hurrah!

Versatility, unification of the world of Martial Arts.

Unbeaten! Asia the Invincible!

Officer Koo, Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!

We can't escape from the war.

Even if we're going to die. I want to die by the side of Asia the Invincible.

Thank you for letting me go.

Snow, you go and look for Asia the Invincible now.

But, I don't want to see you again in the battlefield.

What's the matter?

Chin, are you crazy?

I don't want you to become another Asia the invincible.

When I am lonely.

I wish for a friend to accompany me.

We can't send her back to Black Cliff.

Then we should find ways to defeat her.

Spaniard, are you still looking for the Sacred Scroll?

Who are you?

Do you know the whereabouts of the Sacred Scroll?

You've asked the right person! I am Asia the Invincible.

Asia the Invincible?

You are powerful because of this?

Your science is usless!

What use is armour?

What power did your God give you?

This is our holy cup.

Your God is useless!

Kneel down!

Your Bible should be re-written.

From now on.

The God mentioned in your western Bible...

Should be re-written as Asia the Invincible.

Come on, let's pray.

Holy Asia the Invincible, Holy Asia the Invincible.

Hang the flag of the Sun Moon Sect at the bow.

- Keep on tempting Asia the Invincible. - Yes, Sir!

Anything special?

Nothing.

General Kirigakure

And all ninjas.

We are ready to fight.

Let's go!

Today, I want to show you something,

which you've never seen before, that's my real face.

Look!

Are you surprised?

Can you imagine the invincible General Kirigakure,

is a hooker in the camp of the ronin?

You must be very angry.

Since you have been deceived for a long time.

You don't even know...

who the real master is.

Let me tell you.

The real name of Kirigakure is Asia the Invincible.

I have got the military order.

Who goes against me is to be executed.

Attention.

Let's go ahead. We'll ally with the Spanish warship...

to unite the world.

Since the people can't forget me.

I'll lead the troops to declare war again.

I will change my name to "Asia and Europe the Invincible".

- Raise the banner. - Yes!

"Asia and Europe the invincible"

Sir, a warship is up ahead.

That is the Kirigakure warship of the Japanese.

Sir,

the Japanese and the Spanish warships

raised their banners.

They declare war on us.

What?

It's strange, why do the Japanese and the Spanish...

declare war on us?

Raise our flag and declare war.

"Koo"

Fire.

Report, Koo's banner is hanging on the warship of Ming Dynasty.

Fire! Tell them we accept their challenge.

Koo's banner.

It's Koo!

Instruct the Spanish warship to attack the warship of Ming Dynasty.

- Check the ship! - Yes!

Koo, you are great!

Fine, let's sink into the water.

Sir,

the Japanese ship has disappeared suddenly.

It's a submarine.

There is a lot of undercurrent here.

If they sail below the sea,

their route will be hindered.

That's what I want.

Pour the paint into the water to disturb their view.

Yes. Execute now!

Sir, our route is hindered by the submerged rocks.

The Ming Dynasty Navy poured paint into the sea.

Visibility is poor, we can't move.

You want to trap us at the bottom of the sea?

Fine, bomb the submerged rocks with the mine.

Yes.

Report, the Spanish warship is approaching us at full speed.

It seems that they want to crash against us, please give instructions.

- Lower the sail. - Lower the sail in full speed.

Yes!

Lower the sail.

Get ready for battle.

Koo, you have been exhausted in the fighting.

Asia the Invincible hasn't shown up yet.

Chin, I tell you.

The wish of everybody,

is to meet the strongest enemy before his death.

If he were the leader of the enemy.

It's too early to say who'll be the winner.

Report, the hull is damaged.

We must emerge from the sea at once.

Koo must be waiting for me.

Well, let's go up.

Asia the Invincible!

Focus on the top of their sail.

Asia the Invincible, you show up eventually.

Get ready the cannon!

Asia the Invincible?

But you are not my match at leading the troops.

You've got the magic power from "Sacred Scroll".

Although this is your personal achievement,

it can't make you achieve great success.

That's why your troops didn't attack,

but were destroyed at the Black Cliff.

Bull shit!

My failure was caused by my foe whom I admired.

I didn't want to hurt him,

thus I pretended that I was killed under the cliff.

Last time, you could escape because of the "Sacred Scroll".

Now, history is repeated.

If you hadn't practised the kung-fu from "Sacred Scroll",

you'd not have escaped from my attack.

You're qualified to be a great martial arts master only.

But being a king or a great general,

You are not qualified to be named Asia the Invincible.

If I want to be king, I have to recruit a great general first.

I want you to be my general, so I will show you my power.

If I had practiced the Sacred Scroll.

You'd not have defeated me.

Anyway, our fight should be over.

You're wrong! Our fight is not over yet.

Give it to me.

It's too easy to defeat you.

Your 14 vital points were closed but I just opened them.

You were at a disadvantage.

Now your Kung fu will be improved greatly,

so you are able to fight with me.

Koo, watch it.

Snow, I said...

I didn't want to see you in the battlefield again.

I want to see Asia the Invincible.

Snow!

Snow, I will save you.

Only Asia the invincible can save me.

Snow, come back to me now.

Holy Master.

Do you think it's worth doing it?

I have waited for this moment.

I knew she'd come for me.

Koo, set her free.

Koo, return Snow to me.

I won't return her to you.

Come and get her yourself.

Asia the Invincible, you are always alone.

Why do you follow me?

Don't go!

Snow, no matter how,

I have to get you back.

But what a pity that, you could never hear what he said.

Otherwise, you'd be very happy.

Hand her over to me.

Asia the Invincible, it's useless to say anything.

She could never hear you.

You are lying!

You have never trusted anybody.

You've made it.

But you have got no one to stay with you.

Asia the Invincible, you always want to search for yourself.

Actually, what you have done,

either good or bad, that's you.

I don't need you to tell me.

What a pity that, you always regret what you've lost.

But, you never treasure the things you've gained.

I want you to lose what you have gained.

Well, but I want her back now.

Snow. Let's start from the very beginning.

Asia the Invincible.