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[SIGHS LOUDLY]
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Aw, what's wrong?
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Not having a care in the world
getting you down?
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It's Nora's and my
three-month anniversary.
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- Aww.
- Aww.
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And I want to take her out
and do something nice.
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- Aww!
- Aww!
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So, can I have 40 bucks?
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Aww! No!
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- Mom, please!
- Here's $20.
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Fold it in half, and it looks like $40.
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But I want to do something
really big and special.
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Aw, you heteros and your grand gestures
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to cover up your bad communication.
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Girls don't need all that.
Just be nice to her.
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Tell her she's pretty. It's classic.
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And it's free.
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If you're done giving
bad advice, can I go?
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Tonight there is a supermoon.
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You just take Nora's hand and look up
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and let the magic
of the supermoon do the rest.
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Actually, the supermoon
is just a regular moon
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that's in its closest position
to the Earth's orbit,
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making the lunar disk
look larger than usual.
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Go before you catch this.
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Pero cuidado!
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The supermoon makes people
do super-romantic things.
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♪ This is it ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, whoa ♪
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♪ One Day at a Time ♪
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This is so beautiful.
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I really outdid myself.
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If I wasn't already pregnant,
I'd say, "Let's go make a baby."
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, I can't wait to see
our little Schnavery!
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- Schnavery.
- Ha ha!
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- Do you love it?
- No, I hate it.
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But I love you.
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I love you, too.
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I have never been so happy in my life.
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Oh, me, too.
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Which is crazy, because I
literally own one of everything.
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I own three.
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Whoever said rich people
can't be happy hasn't met us.
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If somebody would have told me
10 years ago that I'd be sober
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and with the love of my life,
I would have said,
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"Hey, bartender,
you're not my therapist."
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I was always too scared
to let anyone in.
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Figured if they saw the real me,
they'd head for the hills.
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Or the ocean, depending on traffic.
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But you saw me.
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And you stayed.
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I'm always going to stay.
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Forever.
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Avery, I can't wait
to have this baby with you.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Then we have to have two more,
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'cause, you know, three of everything.
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Well, I guess there's only
one thing left for me to do...
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Clean up after myself.
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I'll get the tape measure.
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Let's go back downstairs.
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Ah. You did such a great job
on the rooftop.
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They're gonna love it.
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I love it!
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Everything looks beautiful,
especially in the light
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of the exactly-the-same-size-
as-every-other-night moon.
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You know, scientifically speaking,
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the actual name of the supermoon is...
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- perigee syzygy.
- Perigee syzygy.
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I love when you talk nerdy to me!
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- Perigee syzygy.
- Ohh.
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I'm really so happy we're
staying together for college.
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It takes a load off,
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and now I really can't wait
till I'm at Yale.
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And I can't wait till I'm at
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the equally prestigious
Quinnipiac University.
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They call it the "Yale of Connecticut."
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It really is beautiful up here.
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Yeah.
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I wonder who did all of this.
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I mean, at least we get to use it.
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Think of it as recycled romance...
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Great for the environment.
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That's so hot.
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I mean, the Earth, but also you.
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So, we're up here...
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alone.
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Should we, you know...
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watch the new episode of "Batwoman"?
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Ruby Rose in a bat-suit? Sign me up!
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I love how we're so open with
each other about our crushes.
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Totally.
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Who else do you have a crush on?
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Ellen Page, Halsey,
Samira Wiley, Hermione Granger.
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Wow.
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Four people just flew right out...
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one on a broomstick.
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Come on. You've got some, too.
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Okay. I guess...
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Emma Gonzalez and Janelle Monáe
and Tanya the barista.
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Who's Tanya?
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That super-cute barista
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that works in the coffee shop
on the corner.
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Oh. I thought we were doing
celebrity crushes,
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not real people who work and/or
live in our neighborhoods.
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I'm so sorry.
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I probably only have a crush on her
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because she gives me coffee.
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I just have a crush on caffeine.
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Elena, it's okay.
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- This is good.
- Yeah.
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Look at us just freely talking
about who we find attractive.
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We're so evolved.
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Great.
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Great!
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- Great.
- Great.
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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Someone's coming.
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It's probably who all of this is for.
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- Will they be mad?
- Yeah.
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I ate all of these chocolate
hearts before you got here.
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This is so romantic.
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I can't believe you did all this for me.
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I did do all of this.
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I know how much you like flowers.
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And tablecloths.
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And, wow, banners that are
really banking on us making it.
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Relax. You can't fold a $20
enough times
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to pay for all this.
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I'm sorry.
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I just brought you up here
to look at the moon.
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I've been trying to figure out
something special to do
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for our three-month anniversary.
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You don't have to do anything special.
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Just, like, be nice to me
and tell me I'm pretty.
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I guess my mom knows how to get chicks.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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Nora, I think you're the coolest,
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prettiest girl I've ever known.
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That works. Come here.
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Hold it!
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We were never here.
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Enjoy the perigee syzygy.
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I don't know those people.
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Where were we?
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I think we were about to be over here.
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- I don't want to get a divorce!
- What?!
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Uh, I don't know. Forget I said it.
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I can't forget it 'cause it was weird.
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Sometimes I just say random stuff.
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Two months ago, the In-N-Out
cashier said, "Have a good day,"
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and I said, "Thanks, Mommy."
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I really freaked that dude out.
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Come on, Alex.
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What's going on?
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Dime.
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It's just...
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you know, there's, like...
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sex, right?
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[SIGHS] And then the next
thing you know, you're married,
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and then you get a divorce,
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and then I'm a single mother
struggling to have it all!
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I guess my parents' divorce
kind of shook me up.
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I get it.
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But not every marriage ends in divorce.
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That's true.
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My abuelos were madly in love...
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always like, "Ay, mi vida."
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[DEEP VOICE] "Ay, mi amor."
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[NORMAL VOICE] I mean, she
still goes on dates with him,
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and he's been dead 10 years.
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That's so sweet!
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Creepy but still really sweet.
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Anyway, there's nothing to worry about.
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We just started dating, and
we're definitely not having sex.
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Oh, we're not?
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You just said you didn't want to.
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Yeah, but I'm good now.
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You're cute.
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So, am I looking at a man now?
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Mom, Elena's being mean to me!
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Asked and answered.
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Come here.
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Look, I just want to say
that I think it's really cool
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that you set all that stuff up for Nora.
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- I didn't set that stuff up.
- I knew it!
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You're not that smooth!
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Alright, but if you didn't
do it, then who did?
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I don't know. I guess
somebody's getting proposed to.
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Hey. You guys know pudding
can last for a year?
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I'm gonna buy this in bulk.
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Oh, by the way, Max is coming over.
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He's super excited to take me to
the roof to see the supermoon.
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That's all he can talk about.
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I'm like, "Easy, nerd.
It's just a freakin' moon."
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Max invited you up
to the roof to see the moon?
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Yeah. I just said that.
What, did you just get here?
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Well, it's just because
this is all happening so fast.
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I just don't know how I feel about
you going up to look at the moon.
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What are you talking about?
She's got to go up there!
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This could be her last chance
to see a moon!
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No! 40 is the new 30!
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There will be plenty of moons.
Jupiter has four.
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Okay.
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I'm freaking out.
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Mom is about to get surprise
proposed to on the roof.
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How do you feel about it?
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- Max makes her happy.
- Mm-hmm.
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Not pudding happy, but happy.
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And as far as cis white men go,
you probably can't do better.
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Wait.
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Are you gonna go look
at the moon wearing that?
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Yeah. Why? Is there some sort
of supermoon dress code?
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No, just maybe a little lipstick
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instead of the pudding you stole
out of the earthquake kit.
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Oh.
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I'm gonna replace it.
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Yeah, a woman shouldn't have to dress up
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just to satisfy a cultural ideal
created by men for men.
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- Exactly!
- Except for tonight.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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- Hello.
- Hey, you.
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Hey.
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Mwah!
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So, uh, you excited?
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- Yes, you have our blessing.
- You're the bestest white guy!
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Oh, nice.
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No.
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Hell, no. No, no, never, no.
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Hell, no. No, no, never.
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- Whoa!
- No, I'm sorry, Max. I am.
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I'm... The... The... The
decorations, they're beautiful.
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The flowers, the candle.
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Oh, my God, the freakin' moon.
It's perfect!
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But I can't marry you.
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No, never, ever, like, never.
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J-Just to clarify, the answer is no.
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Cool.
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Wow. You bounce back real quick.
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Yeah. I didn't do all this.
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Do I look like the kind of guy
that has to work this hard?
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[SIGHS] No, I wasn't
planning on proposing.
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I just wanted to come up to the roof,
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maybe get some under the light
of the supermoon.
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Oh. [LAUGHS]
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That was almost awkward.
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I like your plan. I do.
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I like it. Let's go.
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Yeah, ah, just... just wait a second.
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Now that you turned down
my non-proposal, I'm, uh...
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I'm wondering what it is
about me that made you
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do a one-woman show
about the word "no."
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00:12:01,286 --> 00:12:03,822
Oh, Max, it's not like that.
256
00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:12,763
I made a promise to myself
to never get married again,
257
00:12:12,764 --> 00:12:14,331
no matter what the circumstances,
258
00:12:14,332 --> 00:12:17,369
even if I was lucky enough
to fall in love again.
259
00:12:19,938 --> 00:12:22,106
I can't risk bringing someone
into my home
260
00:12:22,107 --> 00:12:25,943
and have it be torn apart.
261
00:12:25,944 --> 00:12:28,445
I won't put my family
through that pain again.
262
00:12:28,446 --> 00:12:30,981
Oh, babe.
263
00:12:30,982 --> 00:12:32,584
Okay.
264
00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:38,022
But I love you.
265
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:42,526
You're so sweet and charming
and great with my family.
266
00:12:42,527 --> 00:12:45,362
And you drive me crazy.
267
00:12:45,363 --> 00:12:47,064
You're perfect for me.
268
00:12:47,065 --> 00:12:50,834
You're the husband
I never want to marry.
269
00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:52,836
That's something I never
thought I'd want to hear.
270
00:12:52,837 --> 00:12:54,406
[LAUGHS]
271
00:12:57,175 --> 00:12:59,743
Well, it's not like you want
to get married anyway, right?
272
00:12:59,744 --> 00:13:01,645
You're too busy traveling around
the world,
273
00:13:01,646 --> 00:13:03,314
being this hot superhero medic
274
00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:07,184
whose power is stopping dysentery.
275
00:13:07,185 --> 00:13:09,553
Well, actually, since we're
being really, really,
276
00:13:09,554 --> 00:13:11,255
really honest,
277
00:13:11,256 --> 00:13:13,524
uh, maybe we should talk about my job.
278
00:13:13,525 --> 00:13:15,359
Okay.
279
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:18,862
Look, when I took the job,
280
00:13:18,863 --> 00:13:21,732
I-I just needed to get out of the city.
281
00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:24,568
Everything here reminded me of you.
282
00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:27,905
But I wound up loving it.
283
00:13:27,906 --> 00:13:31,408
The thing is, I'm away a lot...
284
00:13:31,409 --> 00:13:33,778
and I can't promise you
when that's gonna end.
285
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:38,882
Is that okay with you?
286
00:13:38,883 --> 00:13:42,386
[SIGHS]
287
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:44,688
So, you're telling me
you're here for a couple months
288
00:13:44,689 --> 00:13:47,858
and then you're gone
for a couple of months?
289
00:13:47,859 --> 00:13:50,861
- Yeah, pretty much.
- Yeah.
290
00:13:50,862 --> 00:13:52,464
That's, like, my dream.
291
00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:57,601
Mine, too.
292
00:13:57,602 --> 00:14:01,972
Split my time between
my two great loves... you...
293
00:14:01,973 --> 00:14:03,107
and dysentery.
294
00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:05,043
[LAUGHS]
295
00:14:05,943 --> 00:14:07,777
See? You are like my supermoon.
296
00:14:07,779 --> 00:14:10,682
Every couple months, you
come around and light things up.
297
00:14:16,321 --> 00:14:18,322
Penelope...
298
00:14:18,323 --> 00:14:21,158
will you agree to never live together...
299
00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:23,093
never take my name...
300
00:14:23,094 --> 00:14:25,896
never file joint taxes...
301
00:14:25,897 --> 00:14:29,333
but hang out with me a lot
when both of us want to?
302
00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:32,669
I hate that we're on
the same eye level, but yes.
303
00:14:32,670 --> 00:14:34,138
Yes, yes, Max!
304
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:35,806
Yes! A thousand times, yes!
305
00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:37,808
Mommy, congratulations!
306
00:14:37,809 --> 00:14:39,843
- Hey!
- Welcome to the family!
307
00:14:39,844 --> 00:14:41,678
Can I be your person of honor?
308
00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:43,154
'Cause I was thinking we could
go to the Museum of Tolerance
309
00:14:43,155 --> 00:14:45,249
for your bachelorette party.
310
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:47,951
Ooooooh! Sounds like a rager!
311
00:14:47,952 --> 00:14:49,520
Hey.
312
00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:52,489
I'm sorry, guys. Max and I
are not getting married.
313
00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:55,325
It was the sweatpants, right?
314
00:14:55,326 --> 00:14:56,927
Max and I love each other very much,
315
00:14:56,928 --> 00:14:58,829
and we are deeply committed
to each other,
316
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:01,331
but we're never getting
married... like, never.
317
00:15:01,332 --> 00:15:04,560
- It's... Never, ever. We're n... Okay.
- Yeah, they get it.
318
00:15:05,603 --> 00:15:07,171
Okay, but if Max didn't do this
319
00:15:07,172 --> 00:15:08,605
and neither did we, then who did?
320
00:15:08,606 --> 00:15:10,541
Because something romantic's going down.
321
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:11,675
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]
322
00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:13,444
- Well, someone's coming.
- Hide!
323
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,279
- No, no. Not in the awning.
- There's a giant spider in there.
324
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,748
We locked eyes.
325
00:15:21,386 --> 00:15:23,954
[GASPS] Ah!
326
00:15:23,955 --> 00:15:26,824
- [CHUCKLES]
- Ah! [LAUGHS]
327
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,525
Leslie!
328
00:15:28,526 --> 00:15:31,662
Oh, oh, oh.
329
00:15:31,663 --> 00:15:33,530
Perfect.
330
00:15:33,531 --> 00:15:36,401
I waited so long to do this.
331
00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:42,106
Oh, I'm just glad we're finally
going to do it.
332
00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,946
- Are you sure you're ready?
- I am ready!
333
00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:53,918
Should we just jump off the roof?
334
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:59,858
Leslie, help me take this top off.
335
00:16:01,392 --> 00:16:04,027
It's really snug.
336
00:16:04,028 --> 00:16:05,596
No, Mami! Keep your top on!
337
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:08,232
[BOTH SCREAM]
338
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,067
What are you doing?!
339
00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:12,600
Don't scare an old man
like Leslie like that!
340
00:16:15,006 --> 00:16:17,274
Are those Papi's ashes?
341
00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:20,278
Yes, and this top is hard to get off.
342
00:16:22,447 --> 00:16:23,914
I heard voices. Are we starting?
343
00:16:23,915 --> 00:16:25,749
Yes. Come in.
344
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:28,886
I was about to call you all
to come up here.
345
00:16:28,887 --> 00:16:32,456
And, Schneider, the roof is perfect.
346
00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:35,859
Thank you. Thank you for helping
Leslie decorate.
347
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:38,428
Hey, there's nothing we Alvarezes
348
00:16:38,429 --> 00:16:41,098
won't do for each other.
349
00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:43,033
Mami, I... What's going on?
350
00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:46,436
I thought you and Dr. Berkowicz
scattered Papi's ashes in Cuba.
351
00:16:46,437 --> 00:16:49,439
Yeah. Well, that was the plan.
352
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:55,279
But, uh, after we got there,
I-I couldn't do it.
353
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,483
It was not the Cuba that I remembered.
354
00:17:00,785 --> 00:17:03,217
Everything was still there.
355
00:17:04,589 --> 00:17:07,459
But it wasn't home anymore.
356
00:17:08,726 --> 00:17:15,332
I guess I wanted to walk back
into a photograph.
357
00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,001
But you never can.
358
00:17:19,804 --> 00:17:24,641
Berto wanted his final
resting place to be at home,
359
00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:29,146
and I realized that wherever we are...
360
00:17:29,147 --> 00:17:31,014
is home.
361
00:17:31,015 --> 00:17:35,519
Berto belongs with us, aquí.
362
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:38,088
- That's beautiful, Mami.
- Mm.
363
00:17:38,089 --> 00:17:40,657
I'm so glad you're doing this up here.
364
00:17:40,658 --> 00:17:43,293
Actually, it was Leslie's idea
365
00:17:43,294 --> 00:17:47,031
to spread Berto's ashes
in the rooftop garden.
366
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,868
Since the first day I met Lydia,
367
00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:56,240
she always spoke so lovingly
of Berto's perfect zucchini.
368
00:17:58,843 --> 00:18:03,013
At first it made me uncomfortable.
369
00:18:03,014 --> 00:18:06,884
And then I realized she was
talking about his garden.
370
00:18:08,853 --> 00:18:12,522
And I thought this is the place
he should be.
371
00:18:12,523 --> 00:18:14,725
Papi loved coming up here.
372
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:19,062
He stayed for hours, planting
flowers, growing vegetables.
373
00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:22,633
Even at night, I'd find him
working up here.
374
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:25,770
I know it in my heart that this
is where Papi would want to be.
375
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:33,444
Papito, empieza.
376
00:18:34,812 --> 00:18:37,914
Abuelita always says
I remind her of you.
377
00:18:37,915 --> 00:18:42,252
I get it. You were a good-looking man.
378
00:18:42,253 --> 00:18:45,456
I'm gonna try really hard
to live up to who you were.
379
00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:49,794
Te quiero.
380
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:02,406
I wish you could see me now, Abuelito.
381
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:06,043
I mean, you were old-fashioned,
but you loved me,
382
00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:09,112
and I know you would have accepted me.
383
00:19:09,113 --> 00:19:10,982
It makes me miss you even more.
384
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:17,288
I love you.
385
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:28,498
[SIGHS]
386
00:19:28,499 --> 00:19:31,435
I miss you every day, Papi.
387
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:35,372
But you never feel far away
because I see you in the kids.
388
00:19:35,373 --> 00:19:40,343
Papito's smile and Elena's
spirit, you're always there.
389
00:19:40,344 --> 00:19:41,979
You'll always be with us.
390
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,883
Te quiero, Papi.
391
00:19:56,894 --> 00:19:58,696
My dearest Berto...
392
00:20:00,865 --> 00:20:03,000
...there is nothing
I would not do for you.
393
00:20:05,737 --> 00:20:08,138
Juntos...
394
00:20:08,139 --> 00:20:09,941
para siempre, mi amor.
395
00:20:14,045 --> 00:20:15,680
You can rest now.
396
00:20:18,316 --> 00:20:19,917
You are home.
397
00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:23,621
I'll see you tonight.
398
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:39,069
Papi, Papi, Papi.
399
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:41,739
We're done.
400
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,740
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