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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:29,388 --> 00:01:30,853 Someone once told me, 2 00:01:30,954 --> 00:01:33,680 a woman's lingerie is like her deepest secrets. 3 00:01:33,786 --> 00:01:37,649 She's mortified of people finding out, yet desperately wants people to know. 4 00:01:47,213 --> 00:01:49,736 Time's up! 5 00:02:10,207 --> 00:02:11,570 Miu Ho 6 00:02:11,706 --> 00:02:14,069 I'm Lena, the COO here 7 00:02:14,206 --> 00:02:15,262 Pop quiz: what was the third bra 8 00:02:15,372 --> 00:02:16,997 on the lower left side 9 00:02:17,105 --> 00:02:19,400 of the red heart shaped sports bra inside the showroom? 10 00:02:21,368 --> 00:02:24,163 -What's the answer? -It was... 11 00:02:25,434 --> 00:02:27,763 a shade of blue, 12 00:02:27,866 --> 00:02:29,058 not the sad bluesy hue, 13 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,289 but the cheerful, fresh kind of blue 14 00:02:32,398 --> 00:02:33,921 It was a plunge bra with wire support 15 00:02:34,032 --> 00:02:36,894 made of lycra and has a jewel stitched on center front 16 00:02:36,997 --> 00:02:39,984 How about the lace Y shaped T-back, 17 00:02:40,095 --> 00:02:41,958 what was the third pair on its lower left side? 18 00:02:42,062 --> 00:02:45,687 It was... an elegant 19 00:02:45,794 --> 00:02:48,260 and graceful black colored, 20 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,415 fully laced with Swiss embroidery, 21 00:02:50,526 --> 00:02:53,922 and weaved floral trimmings, seductive undergarment 22 00:02:54,025 --> 00:02:56,146 It was a huge hit with 40 years old and above women last year 23 00:02:56,255 --> 00:02:58,221 Yeah, that one! 24 00:02:59,088 --> 00:03:02,485 You've got a good memory, but you think with too much sensitivity 25 00:03:02,586 --> 00:03:04,644 It's ok to be sensitive 26 00:03:07,585 --> 00:03:08,983 You have something to ask? 27 00:03:09,252 --> 00:03:13,706 What does a good memory have to do with being a designer? 28 00:03:15,684 --> 00:03:17,943 Honestly speaking, every lingerie company 29 00:03:18,049 --> 00:03:19,946 consults its competition's styles and designs 30 00:03:20,048 --> 00:03:21,639 I often send junior designers 31 00:03:21,748 --> 00:03:23,645 to survey the competitors' shops and exhibits 32 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,974 I can't have our team snapping pictures everywhere 33 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,204 Understand? 34 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:33,569 I think you need a deeper understanding of lingerie 35 00:03:33,675 --> 00:03:35,436 You have a 3-month probation 36 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:37,234 before we hire you as a junior designer 37 00:03:37,341 --> 00:03:39,170 I'm going to give you a mission to complete 38 00:03:39,273 --> 00:03:41,501 Utilize your sensitivity 39 00:03:41,607 --> 00:03:44,799 to complete a comprehensive research on lingerie 40 00:03:45,839 --> 00:03:47,701 I need to think of a right title for you 41 00:03:50,004 --> 00:03:51,468 Lingerie Researcher 42 00:03:53,237 --> 00:03:54,202 Lingerie Researcher? 43 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:06,390 Hey 44 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:08,224 Did you get it?... 45 00:04:08,330 --> 00:04:09,852 Got the job! 46 00:04:10,163 --> 00:04:12,490 Did you get my SMS message? 47 00:04:12,594 --> 00:04:15,458 -No -I've got bad news 48 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,684 -What happened? -Your aunt died 49 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:20,920 The aunt who loves you the most, 50 00:04:21,026 --> 00:04:22,787 the same one who doesn't like me as much 51 00:04:22,892 --> 00:04:25,187 She's dead 52 00:04:31,390 --> 00:04:34,117 Stop being silly 53 00:04:34,223 --> 00:04:36,120 It's true! 54 00:04:40,218 --> 00:04:43,615 Sister Lara had a cold exterior but was truly a passionate person 55 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,178 She didn't have many close friends 56 00:04:46,282 --> 00:04:50,837 but she really cared about everyone in the Church 57 00:04:51,482 --> 00:04:55,708 She kept that love and care deep inside though. 58 00:04:55,813 --> 00:04:59,937 We would like to invite her dearest friends 59 00:05:00,344 --> 00:05:04,606 to take turns in delivering a eulogy in her memory. 60 00:05:07,376 --> 00:05:10,671 I've seen him in Aunt Lara's old photo albums 61 00:05:10,875 --> 00:05:12,670 He might have been 62 00:05:12,775 --> 00:05:15,101 her first love. 63 00:05:15,205 --> 00:05:17,433 Lara called me up 64 00:05:17,538 --> 00:05:19,595 not long ago 65 00:05:20,471 --> 00:05:22,334 She blamed me 66 00:05:23,471 --> 00:05:25,662 and asked me why when we were 16, 67 00:05:25,770 --> 00:05:28,427 I didn't... make love to her 68 00:05:28,534 --> 00:05:31,158 But it was truly a conservative period in time 69 00:05:32,033 --> 00:05:33,659 I told her... 70 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,855 when I return from my studies in Atlanta, 71 00:05:35,964 --> 00:05:38,522 I'll marry her 72 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,596 And we ought to consummate our love on wedding night 73 00:05:44,197 --> 00:05:46,252 I failed to keep my promise 74 00:05:48,029 --> 00:05:50,992 In America it was truly a sexually open period in time 75 00:05:52,692 --> 00:05:54,590 I met an American girl... 76 00:05:55,857 --> 00:05:58,085 I ended up marrying someone else in the States 77 00:06:00,023 --> 00:06:04,920 I was shocked to find out that she kept waiting until she died 78 00:06:06,521 --> 00:06:08,985 I failed to apologize on the phone to her 79 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:11,816 Now I have to say... 80 00:06:13,019 --> 00:06:17,312 I'm a jerk!... 81 00:06:20,949 --> 00:06:22,143 Thank goodness when I was 14 82 00:06:22,250 --> 00:06:24,074 I met the cherry bomber 83 00:06:25,013 --> 00:06:28,241 -What do you mean? -He popped my cherry 84 00:06:31,611 --> 00:06:35,134 My bad, I forgot you're still... 85 00:06:51,771 --> 00:06:53,964 I'm such a jerk 86 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:57,892 I didn't know she kept her virginity all this time 87 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:01,124 She didn't have to, and how could she blame me? 88 00:07:01,266 --> 00:07:02,892 Well... it's hard to say 89 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,793 Are you Miu? 90 00:07:07,765 --> 00:07:10,594 Your Aunt Lara mentioned in our call last week 91 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:12,628 that she worried about you the most 92 00:07:34,754 --> 00:07:38,617 This place is huge! 93 00:07:55,748 --> 00:07:59,372 Housing a lonely spinster, what a waste! 94 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,037 It's a good thing she pre-paid a year's rent 95 00:08:02,147 --> 00:08:04,704 We have a good few months to enjoy it 96 00:08:17,473 --> 00:08:20,437 Name brand undergarments 97 00:08:20,905 --> 00:08:23,371 She even has La Perla 98 00:08:23,471 --> 00:08:25,630 Every piece is an expensive item 99 00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:29,725 The total worth is probably over $200,000 100 00:08:29,836 --> 00:08:33,597 Who knew Aunt Lara had a seductive side 101 00:08:34,135 --> 00:08:36,191 Take them if you want to 102 00:08:37,967 --> 00:08:40,694 They're D-cup's 103 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,526 Not exactly my size 104 00:08:43,896 --> 00:08:45,759 She really loved you, 105 00:08:46,030 --> 00:08:48,688 everything in this house and all these lingerie 106 00:08:48,795 --> 00:08:52,419 are all yours now 107 00:08:56,394 --> 00:08:57,858 Aunt Lara? 108 00:08:57,959 --> 00:09:00,585 You're nuts. Get the door 109 00:09:09,888 --> 00:09:12,183 Hello, I live downstairs 110 00:09:12,287 --> 00:09:15,513 Do you have any missing underwear? 111 00:09:18,384 --> 00:09:20,144 We just moved here 112 00:09:20,249 --> 00:09:21,614 I just keep losing them 113 00:09:21,716 --> 00:09:23,577 I'll need to call the cops if I lose another pair 114 00:09:24,282 --> 00:09:25,509 I'm always away, 115 00:09:25,615 --> 00:09:27,273 try to keep an eye out for me please 116 00:09:27,382 --> 00:09:29,347 My name is Celine, I live downstairs 117 00:09:29,446 --> 00:09:31,503 You can see my place from your terrace 118 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:32,942 I'm... 119 00:09:36,411 --> 00:09:38,900 -What was that about? -I know! 120 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:42,574 Can you see how big my room is? 121 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:48,006 Can you see it? It's so nice! 122 00:09:49,442 --> 00:09:52,893 Much bigger than my old room 123 00:09:53,372 --> 00:09:55,201 Hold the phone steady please 124 00:09:55,305 --> 00:09:57,234 My head is spinning just looking at it 125 00:09:57,369 --> 00:09:59,892 Head spin? 126 00:10:00,103 --> 00:10:04,329 If I just focus on me, you're going to get even dizzier 127 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:07,462 My cousin Donut, she's only 19 years old 128 00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:10,532 But she's a veteran "Uncle Killer" 129 00:10:10,633 --> 00:10:12,996 The guy on the phone is Henry 130 00:10:13,099 --> 00:10:16,326 He's 45, a full 26 years older 131 00:10:16,431 --> 00:10:18,657 They met at the bra store she works in 132 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:29,980 Can I help you, sir? 133 00:10:30,593 --> 00:10:33,682 I need to get a set... 134 00:10:33,791 --> 00:10:37,223 of sexy... 135 00:10:38,256 --> 00:10:39,720 lingerie... 136 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,214 for my wife because... 137 00:10:43,355 --> 00:10:46,717 Well, then... Allow me to be of service 138 00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:48,409 Donut is a pro at pushing 139 00:10:48,519 --> 00:10:50,485 the testosterone buttons of older men 140 00:10:50,585 --> 00:10:51,573 She always wins 141 00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:55,207 It's such a good fortune to have the love of a hopeless romantic like yourself... 142 00:10:55,351 --> 00:10:57,249 She's so lucky 143 00:10:57,351 --> 00:11:00,913 Why can't younger men be as caring as you? 144 00:11:00,913 --> 00:11:04,538 Let me pick one for you 145 00:11:09,245 --> 00:11:10,642 Oops 146 00:11:10,744 --> 00:11:14,369 I chose something I like in my size 147 00:11:16,742 --> 00:11:19,208 Let me put it on for you 148 00:11:21,841 --> 00:11:23,237 Do that now! 149 00:11:23,339 --> 00:11:24,966 When Henry left that day, 150 00:11:25,073 --> 00:11:27,969 he had forgotten about buying his wife a gift 151 00:11:28,072 --> 00:11:30,629 Instead he bought Donut what she had been thinking of getting for herself 152 00:11:30,737 --> 00:11:34,064 Oops, I forgot to use the staff discount! 153 00:11:52,163 --> 00:11:56,788 Auntie? It looks really great on you 154 00:11:58,494 --> 00:12:00,426 You think so? 155 00:12:03,727 --> 00:12:06,624 I forgot I'm already... deceased 156 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,516 I'm not scaring you, am l? 157 00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:12,043 Are you here to resolve some unfinished business? 158 00:12:12,154 --> 00:12:15,608 Silly girl, I don't have any 159 00:12:15,719 --> 00:12:19,616 My only worry is that you would end up like me 160 00:12:19,886 --> 00:12:21,612 Spend your life... 161 00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:24,278 alone with the lingerie 162 00:12:37,148 --> 00:12:39,442 No holding hands!... 163 00:12:39,546 --> 00:12:41,012 I'm the prefect 164 00:12:41,647 --> 00:12:44,166 No holding hands and your skirt's too short 165 00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,870 Kissing? No kissing! Let me mark down your name! 166 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:50,031 Let me get your name, which class are you in? 167 00:12:50,141 --> 00:12:52,368 I will report you both 168 00:12:52,473 --> 00:12:55,268 Dating is a bad thing, not allowed! 169 00:12:57,972 --> 00:12:59,403 It's alright, Miu 170 00:12:59,505 --> 00:13:02,062 I wore these underneath all the time 171 00:13:02,171 --> 00:13:05,068 never to be seen in front of a man 172 00:13:05,169 --> 00:13:06,260 You have a good chance 173 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,596 You work for a lingerie company 174 00:13:08,702 --> 00:13:10,428 You can make good use of them 175 00:13:10,534 --> 00:13:13,091 Making use of these to attract men 176 00:13:13,201 --> 00:13:16,258 Just do it, ok? I'm leaving 177 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,494 Bye! 178 00:13:21,197 --> 00:13:24,252 -Remember -Yes, I will 179 00:14:02,782 --> 00:14:04,305 Should I sign here? 180 00:14:04,615 --> 00:14:06,408 Good morning everyone 181 00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,978 Good morning 182 00:14:09,146 --> 00:14:10,077 I am Miu 183 00:14:12,778 --> 00:14:14,075 Good morning 184 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,405 This is our design room 185 00:14:22,942 --> 00:14:25,669 Everyone, this is our new colleague 186 00:14:25,772 --> 00:14:26,738 I'm Miu 187 00:14:26,838 --> 00:14:28,498 You can get to know them later 188 00:14:28,605 --> 00:14:30,264 I head up this department 189 00:14:30,372 --> 00:14:31,894 They all call me big sister, 190 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,560 you can do the same 191 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:36,726 Big sister You can take this seat for now 192 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:41,031 -Miu, I'm Vivian -Hi! 193 00:14:41,134 --> 00:14:43,225 -I'm Josephine -Hello! 194 00:14:43,334 --> 00:14:46,458 I'm her secretary, Lotion. Beware of Lucas 195 00:14:46,599 --> 00:14:49,157 Beware of Lucas from Marketing 196 00:14:49,267 --> 00:14:51,198 He preys on young girls 197 00:14:52,132 --> 00:14:54,789 I'm risking my life telling you this 198 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:58,224 Hey, beware of Lucas 199 00:14:58,329 --> 00:15:00,791 I know, he preys on young girls 200 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:03,125 Can I ask you three things? 201 00:15:03,260 --> 00:15:04,383 Sure 202 00:15:04,491 --> 00:15:07,218 As pretty as you are, got lots of boyfriends? 203 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:09,653 Not really, not even one 204 00:15:09,757 --> 00:15:11,484 You mean you just broke up with someone? 205 00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:13,215 I've never been in a relationship before 206 00:15:14,156 --> 00:15:16,713 -So, what's question number three? -Right 207 00:15:17,555 --> 00:15:18,543 Are you free after work? 208 00:15:18,655 --> 00:15:20,382 I'd like to take you out for a drink 209 00:15:20,488 --> 00:15:22,715 And give you the lowdown on everyone in the office 210 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,809 -OK -See you later 211 00:15:26,454 --> 00:15:28,849 Hey, you haven't introduced yourself 212 00:15:30,984 --> 00:15:33,451 Lucas, marketing manager 213 00:15:47,644 --> 00:15:49,767 Are you tired of being a girl? 214 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,633 And really want to become a woman? 215 00:15:52,742 --> 00:15:54,207 Want to get to know about men? 216 00:15:54,308 --> 00:15:58,262 Let me show you the quickest and the most effective way 217 00:15:58,407 --> 00:16:01,099 Devirginize! 218 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,466 Leaving your virginity is the fastest 219 00:16:02,572 --> 00:16:06,004 and the most natural track to womanhood 220 00:16:06,105 --> 00:16:09,999 Experts believe it's more meaningful than bike 221 00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:13,362 or shoulder ride or hurdling accidents 222 00:16:13,467 --> 00:16:15,864 If you are over 18 years old and below 80 223 00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:18,364 and have yet to solve this problem, 224 00:16:18,466 --> 00:16:21,694 devirginization is the way to go 225 00:16:21,799 --> 00:16:25,128 My name is Lucas, call me at this number 226 00:16:25,232 --> 00:16:26,527 This is a virgin 227 00:16:27,096 --> 00:16:28,461 I'm so unhappy 228 00:16:28,564 --> 00:16:30,028 This is not a virgin 229 00:16:30,130 --> 00:16:31,924 I'm so happy now! 230 00:16:33,228 --> 00:16:35,955 Devirginize today, call Lucas! 231 00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:39,116 If unsatisfied, I'll fix your hymen for you 232 00:16:39,226 --> 00:16:42,521 Pick up your phone now, and devirginize! 233 00:16:43,292 --> 00:16:45,254 Cheers!... 234 00:16:48,788 --> 00:16:51,685 Not too much please, you drink like a fish 235 00:16:51,787 --> 00:16:53,843 It tastes good 236 00:16:54,619 --> 00:16:57,380 Enough... It tastes good, right? 237 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:02,405 So, why do they say you prey on young girls? 238 00:17:02,952 --> 00:17:06,109 I'm fixated on younger women 239 00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:08,943 and I fall in love very easily 240 00:17:09,049 --> 00:17:11,514 but have a bad memory when it comes to women 241 00:17:11,615 --> 00:17:13,580 hence this nickname 242 00:17:14,115 --> 00:17:17,170 I do have a credo I follow in life 243 00:17:18,279 --> 00:17:21,174 There isn't a woman who is unconquerable 244 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,235 Do you know what I mean? 245 00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:26,831 -A little bit -Okay 246 00:17:26,941 --> 00:17:28,668 Let's drink, to new colleagues 247 00:17:29,607 --> 00:17:32,004 Cheers!... 248 00:17:32,272 --> 00:17:33,498 Drink to it! 249 00:17:37,038 --> 00:17:38,231 Have some more 250 00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:42,235 Cheers! 251 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:57,562 The check please 252 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,624 Tonight will be a night for you to remember 253 00:18:15,225 --> 00:18:18,952 If it isn't me, it'll be someone else later on 254 00:18:20,888 --> 00:18:22,355 I'll be at your service 255 00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:34,345 Let's begin 256 00:18:42,546 --> 00:18:43,808 It's ok... 257 00:18:46,713 --> 00:18:48,144 Let's start again 258 00:18:57,376 --> 00:18:59,501 That was close 259 00:19:06,038 --> 00:19:07,595 Damn it! 260 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,328 I hate filthiness 261 00:19:31,130 --> 00:19:33,493 I'd rather not kiss the lips then 262 00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:36,650 What is that smell? 263 00:19:53,122 --> 00:19:55,917 Ling, this is Lucas 264 00:19:56,122 --> 00:19:56,848 I need you to check on something for me 265 00:19:56,954 --> 00:19:59,419 I am stuck here and I need some guidance 266 00:19:59,521 --> 00:20:05,576 Listen, a girl born on 28th August, 1985 267 00:20:05,686 --> 00:20:08,014 Is it a bad match with me? 268 00:20:08,117 --> 00:20:11,080 Not only a bad match, she's your worst possible adversary 269 00:20:11,181 --> 00:20:14,510 Will it be better if I claim her virginity? 270 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,841 I mean, it's worth risking everything for, right? 271 00:20:16,946 --> 00:20:20,399 It depends on how much you value your life 272 00:20:23,111 --> 00:20:25,042 Understood. Thanks so much... 273 00:20:25,143 --> 00:20:28,234 Madame fortune teller, you're truly a good friend 274 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,230 -Hello? -The hotel's on fire, run for your life 275 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:44,305 What? We're having fun here, extend my room reservation 276 00:20:47,102 --> 00:20:50,294 -It's raining -Yeah 277 00:20:51,101 --> 00:20:54,553 Turns out there really is someone I can't conquer 278 00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:56,722 What's going to happen then? 279 00:20:58,599 --> 00:21:03,052 -We can be friends -Really good friends 280 00:21:04,996 --> 00:21:07,052 It's raining really hard 281 00:21:46,915 --> 00:21:48,470 If you look really closely, 282 00:21:48,581 --> 00:21:52,774 lingerie is everywhere around us 283 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:56,769 Sometimes accidentally exposed, sometimes barely seen 284 00:21:57,010 --> 00:22:00,203 It gives the city an exciting layer of sensuality 285 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,627 Apart from doing research on the streets, 286 00:22:24,735 --> 00:22:28,030 of course we should also be speaking directly to our customers 287 00:22:33,130 --> 00:22:35,788 It's so pretty. Keep this for me, thanks 288 00:22:35,895 --> 00:22:38,087 I'll keep it for you at the counter 289 00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:44,258 Hi, I'm a lingerie researcher 290 00:22:44,361 --> 00:22:47,349 My name is Miu, can I ask you a few questions? 291 00:22:47,459 --> 00:22:48,517 Sure 292 00:22:48,627 --> 00:22:51,955 Why did you choose so many different styles of underwear? 293 00:22:52,058 --> 00:22:54,922 In order to please men 294 00:22:56,789 --> 00:22:59,278 Men like different styles of lingerie? 295 00:22:59,390 --> 00:23:02,287 Men are fools 296 00:23:02,389 --> 00:23:07,373 They just want new things all the time, so we keep switching packaging 297 00:23:07,484 --> 00:23:11,108 Remember, there isn't any man we can't fool 298 00:23:11,216 --> 00:23:14,181 It's whether or not you want to fool them 299 00:23:15,114 --> 00:23:17,376 -Thanks, this one as well -OK 300 00:23:19,614 --> 00:23:21,773 Can I have your name for the record? 301 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,344 I'm CC, as in the letter C 302 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,342 And which line of work are you in? 303 00:23:26,778 --> 00:23:29,370 I'm in... PR 304 00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:39,433 CC said every man is a fool 305 00:23:39,539 --> 00:23:42,834 And if she so chooses, any man can be wrapped around her finger 306 00:24:34,086 --> 00:24:35,416 That was great... Have another drink then 307 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:36,713 Sure 308 00:24:42,251 --> 00:24:44,240 Sirs 309 00:24:44,351 --> 00:24:46,748 Sorry but excuse us for a second 310 00:24:46,850 --> 00:24:50,370 CC, the client there wants you only 311 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,707 Please get over there and entertain him 312 00:24:59,679 --> 00:25:00,973 Hi! 313 00:25:02,910 --> 00:25:04,704 I'm CC 314 00:25:05,843 --> 00:25:07,308 What's your name? 315 00:25:07,575 --> 00:25:09,474 Call me... Eugene 316 00:25:09,576 --> 00:25:10,905 Eugene? 317 00:25:11,008 --> 00:25:14,030 Why did you ask for the most popular lady in the club? 318 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,465 I don't know 319 00:25:17,006 --> 00:25:21,366 They asked me who I want to get, I said the most popular one 320 00:25:21,669 --> 00:25:23,396 I bet that's the right choice 321 00:25:23,502 --> 00:25:25,127 What do you think? 322 00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:29,297 I really don't know 323 00:25:30,233 --> 00:25:33,221 Men always claim it's their first time here 324 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:35,059 My friends told me to come here 325 00:25:35,164 --> 00:25:36,857 What friends? 326 00:25:38,164 --> 00:25:40,129 My classmates at the university 327 00:25:40,230 --> 00:25:41,786 Hong Kong University? 328 00:25:41,896 --> 00:25:45,622 No, not sure if you've heard of Harvard? 329 00:25:45,728 --> 00:25:47,456 My major subject is Anthropology 330 00:25:48,229 --> 00:25:52,057 Everyone here's an expert in that field 331 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,682 I am an expert with men 332 00:25:55,227 --> 00:25:58,280 Why did your friends tell you to come here? 333 00:25:59,323 --> 00:26:02,220 They say I'm anti-social 334 00:26:02,322 --> 00:26:05,775 You have to approach people and talk to them 335 00:26:05,886 --> 00:26:09,114 The best practice is with people you don't know 336 00:26:09,653 --> 00:26:11,618 It's expensive to do that here 337 00:26:13,318 --> 00:26:14,681 I brought my credit card 338 00:26:17,550 --> 00:26:18,845 The check please 339 00:26:20,149 --> 00:26:23,671 You have to buy my time, house rules 340 00:26:24,548 --> 00:26:27,445 What happens when we leave here? 341 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:30,434 Usually, that means... 342 00:26:30,544 --> 00:26:32,669 It's your call 343 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:02,825 I play for the Harvard varsity, as an alternate 344 00:27:02,967 --> 00:27:04,433 You're not into playing ball? 345 00:27:05,131 --> 00:27:08,823 No one's ever bought me out to play basketball 346 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:15,750 Sorry, should we go where they usually take you? 347 00:27:16,028 --> 00:27:18,822 I played for a championship team in primary school 348 00:27:51,949 --> 00:27:53,311 Come on, let's do over 349 00:28:03,013 --> 00:28:04,977 Come on, let's play 350 00:28:11,010 --> 00:28:13,408 CY is a good guy 351 00:28:13,510 --> 00:28:15,562 I've known him since he was a boy 352 00:28:15,672 --> 00:28:18,659 He was a rather slow kid 353 00:28:18,770 --> 00:28:21,327 His mom even thought he was retarded 354 00:28:21,437 --> 00:28:22,402 Yeah 355 00:28:22,503 --> 00:28:26,231 Who knew he'd be where he is today 356 00:28:26,337 --> 00:28:28,494 A banker 357 00:28:28,602 --> 00:28:32,056 On a daily basis you deal with tens of millions, right? 358 00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:36,223 More like tens of billions 359 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,726 That much?... 360 00:28:38,832 --> 00:28:41,661 Not really, that's if it's a weak day 361 00:28:41,764 --> 00:28:45,718 I have to make up for another 800 million to a billion 362 00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:51,226 I told you CY's amazing 363 00:28:51,328 --> 00:28:53,054 How long since you last dated? 364 00:28:53,159 --> 00:28:56,488 Close to 30 years 365 00:28:56,591 --> 00:28:58,648 How old are you? 366 00:28:58,757 --> 00:29:00,814 30 years old 367 00:29:00,923 --> 00:29:03,388 What a perfect match 368 00:29:03,488 --> 00:29:07,887 Miu has never dated either 369 00:29:09,488 --> 00:29:12,975 It's impossible to find someone as pure as him 370 00:29:13,086 --> 00:29:17,040 Tens of billions in earnings daily, you won't have to work again 371 00:29:17,152 --> 00:29:19,709 You're being too loud, he might hear you 372 00:29:19,818 --> 00:29:21,716 Sure, I heard that 373 00:29:21,818 --> 00:29:24,541 I'm just being honest 374 00:29:24,648 --> 00:29:28,044 -Right?... -I guess... 375 00:29:28,148 --> 00:29:30,169 Here, have some more 376 00:29:40,810 --> 00:29:44,296 Honey, I saw on the news yesterday 377 00:29:44,408 --> 00:29:47,965 Lots of hungry people in Ethiopia 378 00:29:48,074 --> 00:29:51,470 Those poor folks, they have no food! 379 00:29:51,573 --> 00:29:54,266 Let's donate some money to them 380 00:29:54,572 --> 00:29:57,535 Honey, if we donate too much money 381 00:29:57,635 --> 00:30:00,623 It might insult them and look like we're showing off 382 00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:01,893 Really? 383 00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:06,694 Here's an idea, let's donate some stuff we don't need 384 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,196 Then they'll feel we're being true to them 385 00:30:09,299 --> 00:30:12,093 Good idea, what should we donate to them? 386 00:30:13,565 --> 00:30:15,120 Red wine 387 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:17,629 We have more than we need in this lifetime anyway 388 00:30:17,730 --> 00:30:19,660 Let's ship over 30 crates of Lafite, 389 00:30:19,762 --> 00:30:21,786 share it with those poor guys 390 00:30:21,896 --> 00:30:23,121 Yes! 391 00:30:23,228 --> 00:30:26,350 I also have some cigars that have ran its course 392 00:30:26,459 --> 00:30:27,926 They can sip red wine 393 00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:31,921 and smoke cigars in Ethiopia, perfect! 394 00:30:32,223 --> 00:30:34,450 That's a great idea, honey 395 00:30:34,556 --> 00:30:36,283 We can also ship over some clothes 396 00:30:36,389 --> 00:30:37,786 They have nothing to wear 397 00:30:37,888 --> 00:30:40,284 My ball gowns will finally find a home 398 00:30:40,387 --> 00:30:41,512 Don't you think? 399 00:30:42,287 --> 00:30:46,513 Honey, I've always said one must keep a low profile 400 00:30:46,618 --> 00:30:48,947 We're definitely succeeding at that 401 00:30:49,051 --> 00:30:51,347 That's just being rich and being kind-hearted 402 00:30:51,452 --> 00:30:53,177 That's so good, honey 403 00:30:53,283 --> 00:30:54,580 Good girl 404 00:31:09,609 --> 00:31:10,836 Hello 405 00:31:10,942 --> 00:31:13,272 -You alright? -I'm fine 406 00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:15,499 Sorry for being late 407 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:18,334 Something happened over at the bank 408 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:20,429 Something huge 409 00:31:20,540 --> 00:31:21,903 Bank run? 410 00:31:22,439 --> 00:31:24,337 We don't have bank runs 411 00:31:24,439 --> 00:31:28,996 There was a hostile takeover 412 00:31:29,770 --> 00:31:31,167 I didn't see anything on the news 413 00:31:31,270 --> 00:31:34,496 It's there. Sanitary Hospital took over 414 00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:36,595 Hospital took over management? 415 00:31:36,702 --> 00:31:41,493 Yes, I work in a... sperm bank 416 00:31:43,365 --> 00:31:45,159 Sperm bank? 417 00:31:49,029 --> 00:31:50,995 Tens of billions daily? 418 00:31:51,862 --> 00:31:55,656 I personally have over a hundred billion deposited 419 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:09,082 Technically it's a man's most personal fortunes 420 00:32:09,189 --> 00:32:11,746 The more they are, the healthier the man is 421 00:32:11,855 --> 00:32:13,822 Health is wealth, right? 422 00:32:14,423 --> 00:32:17,647 Then have the company pay your salary in sperms 423 00:32:19,185 --> 00:32:22,411 I got a little carried away by materialism 424 00:32:22,517 --> 00:32:25,745 What are you reading? Jack Dee's new book? 425 00:32:25,849 --> 00:32:27,371 Are you a fan of his? 426 00:32:27,683 --> 00:32:29,579 I'm hoping to be at his book signing tomorrow 427 00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,375 Have him sign on this cover 428 00:32:32,248 --> 00:32:35,146 Want to know how to attract these cultural, literary types? 429 00:32:35,681 --> 00:32:38,405 Jack Dee is very intelligent 430 00:32:38,512 --> 00:32:40,137 I once read a commentary 431 00:32:40,245 --> 00:32:42,802 he wrote against men who are addicted to boobs 432 00:32:42,911 --> 00:32:46,398 I don't think he's into women with good figures 433 00:32:46,510 --> 00:32:48,634 Pretentious! 434 00:32:48,742 --> 00:32:52,637 No man in this world can resist women with big breasts 435 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,799 Trust me, do as I say 436 00:32:55,905 --> 00:32:58,632 I guarantee you will leave a string of impression tomorrow 437 00:32:58,738 --> 00:33:00,725 But I don't have... 438 00:33:00,836 --> 00:33:04,426 I'm somewhat of a professional in this field 439 00:33:05,235 --> 00:33:07,133 Due to it's being lunch time, I couldn't find 440 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:08,963 anyone your size for example 441 00:33:09,069 --> 00:33:11,624 Imagine Lotion here is an A-cup 442 00:33:12,233 --> 00:33:13,632 Just use your imagination 443 00:33:13,733 --> 00:33:15,062 Over here... 444 00:33:15,166 --> 00:33:17,030 I have all the tools you need 445 00:33:17,665 --> 00:33:19,426 A roll of packing tape 446 00:33:20,399 --> 00:33:22,555 A pair of gel inserts 447 00:33:23,230 --> 00:33:24,557 A pair of nude bra 448 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:26,285 A bra that's a size bigger 449 00:33:26,394 --> 00:33:28,621 and a top that's a size smaller 450 00:33:28,726 --> 00:33:30,987 Lycra is the best 451 00:33:31,658 --> 00:33:34,521 Lotion, show her how it's done 452 00:33:36,157 --> 00:33:37,350 Come on 453 00:33:39,223 --> 00:33:41,450 -Where do you think you're going? -To the washroom 454 00:33:41,555 --> 00:33:43,613 There's no one else around, just do it here 455 00:33:43,723 --> 00:33:45,346 Come on 456 00:33:56,218 --> 00:33:59,114 Like the Grand Canyon got in there, right? 457 00:33:59,647 --> 00:34:01,705 She always has a good figure 458 00:34:01,815 --> 00:34:05,438 It's not as difficult to get it to this level 459 00:34:05,546 --> 00:34:09,671 If we can get you to have it that big... 460 00:34:10,212 --> 00:34:12,269 You want me to show you how it's done? 461 00:34:12,711 --> 00:34:14,676 Lotion, get everything out of there 462 00:34:17,143 --> 00:34:18,268 That's not quite everything 463 00:34:36,136 --> 00:34:38,158 Sexy enough for you? 464 00:34:38,869 --> 00:34:41,424 Press here. It's pretty good 465 00:34:41,533 --> 00:34:43,863 Remember, when all else fails 466 00:34:43,967 --> 00:34:45,865 just remember this one last move 467 00:34:45,966 --> 00:34:48,022 The crossover squeeze 468 00:34:48,365 --> 00:34:50,024 You'll get wrinkled that way 469 00:34:50,131 --> 00:34:53,187 Just make sure you don't, who cares if I do? 470 00:34:53,464 --> 00:34:55,190 Give it a try 471 00:34:56,196 --> 00:34:58,252 Bend your knees and squeeze in 472 00:34:58,628 --> 00:34:59,752 Come on 473 00:35:02,626 --> 00:35:03,990 It works... 474 00:35:05,126 --> 00:35:08,486 Move it... 475 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,314 I really like you a lot 476 00:35:11,955 --> 00:35:14,420 I got the autograph, look 477 00:35:16,021 --> 00:35:19,077 -Please dedicate it to twins -We're twins 478 00:35:20,355 --> 00:35:21,650 Twins 479 00:35:22,852 --> 00:35:26,011 Hard to tell you apart, please buy an extra copy on the next book 480 00:35:26,118 --> 00:35:27,641 Thanks, bye! 481 00:35:34,615 --> 00:35:36,239 Sorry 482 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,937 Yes 483 00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:45,631 -Could you please... -Sure, what do you want me to write? 484 00:35:47,343 --> 00:35:50,899 Dearest Miu. You could write my Chinese name too 485 00:35:51,008 --> 00:35:52,735 Or both 486 00:35:52,841 --> 00:35:54,637 No problem... 487 00:35:56,506 --> 00:35:58,302 Let me draw a heart here for you 488 00:35:59,274 --> 00:36:03,294 Plus an arrow through it 489 00:36:07,170 --> 00:36:09,966 Miu. Hi, Dearest Miu 490 00:36:11,435 --> 00:36:13,664 You remember my name? 491 00:36:13,769 --> 00:36:15,462 Not only your name 492 00:36:15,768 --> 00:36:20,219 I actually like interacting with individual readers 493 00:36:20,331 --> 00:36:24,228 Specially the classy ones, do you mind? 494 00:36:25,262 --> 00:36:27,057 Not at all 495 00:36:28,595 --> 00:36:29,958 I... 496 00:36:31,327 --> 00:36:33,555 I don't know what to say 497 00:36:34,593 --> 00:36:36,820 You're a lingerie researcher 498 00:36:36,926 --> 00:36:42,380 You know, the Cantonese translation for bra is erroneous 499 00:36:42,490 --> 00:36:45,114 -You know why? -No 500 00:36:45,589 --> 00:36:49,077 Let me tell you why 501 00:36:49,189 --> 00:36:53,209 In Chinese literature, the circumference of tree stems 502 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,717 is called hung wai (Cantonese for bra) 503 00:36:54,819 --> 00:36:57,216 You're so knowledgeable 504 00:37:03,582 --> 00:37:07,876 Jack of all trades, I guess. Sorry 505 00:37:13,980 --> 00:37:15,104 The deadline? 506 00:37:16,312 --> 00:37:19,708 I already faxed you the piece I wrote for you 507 00:37:20,077 --> 00:37:21,804 Impossible! 508 00:37:21,910 --> 00:37:25,365 Keep looking for it, it's right there 509 00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,364 I need to rush this one 510 00:37:29,472 --> 00:37:33,028 Am I obstructing you from your work? 511 00:37:33,138 --> 00:37:37,092 No worries. I can write as we talk 512 00:37:37,803 --> 00:37:39,531 Where were we? 513 00:37:40,568 --> 00:37:41,932 Circumference 514 00:37:42,236 --> 00:37:48,187 In the North South Dynasty period, there was this person Zu Chongzhi 515 00:37:48,299 --> 00:37:50,232 He computed the pi to be 516 00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:54,922 between 3.1415926 and 927 517 00:37:55,964 --> 00:37:57,362 You're so... 518 00:38:00,063 --> 00:38:01,526 amazing 519 00:38:11,058 --> 00:38:15,512 Why is it that everything you tell me 520 00:38:15,622 --> 00:38:18,417 turn up on the newspaper the next day? 521 00:38:23,289 --> 00:38:24,186 I take it that... 522 00:38:24,288 --> 00:38:26,014 you don't like me writing about them? 523 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,915 -If that's the case I won't -No, not that 524 00:38:30,385 --> 00:38:32,180 Just being curious, that's all 525 00:38:36,948 --> 00:38:39,175 Why are you walking so slow? 526 00:38:40,382 --> 00:38:43,073 You really like this pose, huh? 527 00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:47,067 -You don't? -I do 528 00:38:47,945 --> 00:38:51,240 Just being curious, that's all. Sorry 529 00:38:52,610 --> 00:38:53,905 Hello? 530 00:38:54,610 --> 00:38:57,837 Yes, the novel, right... 531 00:38:57,942 --> 00:39:00,407 I know, the book fair 532 00:39:00,942 --> 00:39:05,498 A couple of days. Fine, yes, I promise 533 00:39:09,870 --> 00:39:12,165 You look like you're always on a rush 534 00:39:12,270 --> 00:39:14,166 That's true, which is why 535 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,657 I want to bring you somewhere 536 00:39:18,099 --> 00:39:18,895 Ok 537 00:39:20,432 --> 00:39:21,921 Come get me 538 00:39:24,697 --> 00:39:26,390 You're such a naughty minx 539 00:39:28,030 --> 00:39:31,825 -I'm over here -Missed you again 540 00:39:33,029 --> 00:39:35,221 Making fun of me? 541 00:39:36,363 --> 00:39:40,725 -I'm going to get you -Lost you again 542 00:39:41,926 --> 00:39:45,151 You'll never get out of my sight 543 00:39:45,757 --> 00:39:48,654 -Missed again. -Over here 544 00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:52,242 You're too cute. Ran away again? 545 00:39:52,354 --> 00:39:54,617 Come and get me... 546 00:39:54,722 --> 00:39:58,481 Time out... 547 00:39:59,852 --> 00:40:02,976 It's fun playing hide and seek in a bookstore 548 00:40:03,851 --> 00:40:05,941 We're playing hide and seek 549 00:40:06,049 --> 00:40:10,311 among thousands of years of recorded knowledge 550 00:40:10,849 --> 00:40:13,713 Do you know what this means? 551 00:40:14,082 --> 00:40:17,377 Maybe I do... but maybe I don't 552 00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:31,865 You've ignited my primitive male desires 553 00:40:32,906 --> 00:40:36,169 This distraction is preventing me from any concentration 554 00:40:36,273 --> 00:40:40,397 Looks like consummation 555 00:40:40,503 --> 00:40:44,958 is the only way to appease this disturbance. Come on 556 00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:47,864 -I can't -Can't? 557 00:40:48,835 --> 00:40:50,857 That time of the month? 558 00:40:52,401 --> 00:40:56,295 Not exactly. I am inexperienced 559 00:40:56,397 --> 00:41:00,328 Perfect. I could be a perfect tutor 560 00:41:00,429 --> 00:41:02,453 to you in this regard 561 00:41:02,563 --> 00:41:05,290 I will take the lead, you just keep up with me 562 00:41:05,396 --> 00:41:07,223 We can make it work. Okay, let's do it 563 00:41:07,327 --> 00:41:09,521 I really couldn't 564 00:41:10,493 --> 00:41:13,516 Can you give me just a little more time? 565 00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:21,379 Time? How much time? 566 00:41:21,490 --> 00:41:24,047 You know even virgins have expiry dates 567 00:41:24,556 --> 00:41:28,143 You're dangerously close to yours 568 00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:31,540 I really do need some more time 569 00:41:31,651 --> 00:41:34,208 to find someone I think is worthwhile 570 00:41:34,318 --> 00:41:37,374 You know this 571 00:41:37,482 --> 00:41:41,278 I have everything in the world, except time 572 00:41:41,381 --> 00:41:44,938 I've given my time to you as well already 573 00:41:45,647 --> 00:41:47,614 I have a few dailies I write for 574 00:41:47,715 --> 00:41:49,110 Two weeklies 575 00:41:49,213 --> 00:41:51,043 Not to mention TV tapings and radio shows I host 576 00:41:51,147 --> 00:41:52,202 I need to finish a novel in time for a book fair 577 00:41:52,312 --> 00:41:53,938 I don't even know what I'm going to be writing yet 578 00:41:54,046 --> 00:41:56,601 Do you realize how many deadlines I missed for being with you? 579 00:41:56,710 --> 00:41:58,700 If we don't seal this deal tonight, 580 00:41:58,811 --> 00:42:02,035 I'm not going to be able to start the novel tonight 581 00:42:02,141 --> 00:42:06,368 Hello listeners, it's the "You don't know Jack show" 582 00:42:06,473 --> 00:42:08,371 The topic of the day is 583 00:42:08,473 --> 00:42:10,834 a virgin's time 584 00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:15,263 There's a type of virgin I hate in this world, 585 00:42:15,370 --> 00:42:19,027 the type who doesn't know that a flower wilts soon after blooming, 586 00:42:19,135 --> 00:42:23,190 the type who doesn't know how to strike while the iron is hot 587 00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:26,595 These women will deservingly... 588 00:42:27,699 --> 00:42:29,926 die as a virgin 589 00:42:33,064 --> 00:42:36,428 He's referring to me 590 00:42:36,527 --> 00:42:39,358 just because I refused to sleep with him 591 00:42:39,461 --> 00:42:42,585 He's taking it out on me 592 00:42:43,127 --> 00:42:46,422 Well, the guy thought you were treating him to a meal 593 00:42:46,525 --> 00:42:48,013 Then you flaked out the last minute 594 00:42:48,125 --> 00:42:51,521 Men have a tendency to get angry in these situations 595 00:42:51,622 --> 00:42:52,748 Also let me tell you a known fact 596 00:42:52,857 --> 00:42:55,252 Talented men tend to be less forgiving 597 00:42:55,354 --> 00:42:56,252 Remember that 598 00:42:56,355 --> 00:42:59,252 Talent and forgiveness are inversely proportional in men 599 00:42:59,354 --> 00:43:01,842 I guess you're the forgiving kind 600 00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:03,976 Not at all 601 00:43:05,119 --> 00:43:07,346 Ok, let me ask you three questions 602 00:43:07,451 --> 00:43:09,747 Firstly, which event does Pamela Anderson 603 00:43:09,852 --> 00:43:11,746 have a good chance of winning at the Olympics? 604 00:43:12,447 --> 00:43:15,140 The 100 meter breast strokes 605 00:43:15,847 --> 00:43:20,108 Secondly, why do politicians like push-up bras? 606 00:43:20,213 --> 00:43:24,508 They make mountains out of mole hills 607 00:43:24,612 --> 00:43:26,405 Lastly, are you free tonight? 608 00:43:30,011 --> 00:43:31,567 I feel better now 609 00:43:34,009 --> 00:43:36,473 -I better get back to work -That's good 610 00:43:40,606 --> 00:43:42,435 Thank you for making me laugh 611 00:43:59,498 --> 00:44:01,226 Broken 612 00:44:01,332 --> 00:44:04,228 Both the radio and the host are broken 613 00:44:23,089 --> 00:44:26,612 So, that move, that was called the superman 614 00:44:31,087 --> 00:44:35,279 It's a butterfly and into an extended butterfly 615 00:44:36,418 --> 00:44:40,372 The next one I'm gonna show you is actually called the hand's spring 616 00:44:51,914 --> 00:44:55,707 And finally, the next one is a knee hold. 617 00:45:10,806 --> 00:45:13,637 Everyone, those high difficulty maneuvers 618 00:45:13,740 --> 00:45:15,862 need a lot of practice at home 619 00:45:15,971 --> 00:45:18,199 I have practice poles to sell, who's interested? 620 00:45:18,303 --> 00:45:19,769 I'll buy one 621 00:45:20,738 --> 00:45:23,462 -Let me buy it for you -I'll buy it for you 622 00:45:23,568 --> 00:45:24,694 You don't want one? 623 00:45:24,803 --> 00:45:27,029 I have all the time in the world to practice here 624 00:45:27,135 --> 00:45:30,189 But you're home most of the time with your wife 625 00:45:35,298 --> 00:45:38,353 Alright everyone, let's practice 626 00:45:42,796 --> 00:45:43,953 You're so good 627 00:45:44,061 --> 00:45:45,687 Of course 628 00:45:46,061 --> 00:45:49,685 -Let's see how long you last -I can be up here for a while 629 00:45:55,058 --> 00:45:56,183 I'll give you a big fat tip 630 00:45:56,290 --> 00:45:59,585 Come on, give him some money 631 00:46:15,717 --> 00:46:19,010 Stop, there's a pole over there 632 00:46:23,048 --> 00:46:25,103 It's a no parking zone 633 00:46:25,213 --> 00:46:28,770 Youngsters like to walk on the wild side 634 00:46:28,879 --> 00:46:32,174 -How about you? -I'll be young enough for you 635 00:46:33,111 --> 00:46:35,406 -Let's go then -Sure, let's do it 636 00:46:37,709 --> 00:46:38,967 Come on 637 00:46:42,272 --> 00:46:45,498 -What? -To practice, of course 638 00:46:45,604 --> 00:46:47,934 -Practice what? -Come on 639 00:46:48,037 --> 00:46:49,663 What are you doing? 640 00:47:00,868 --> 00:47:02,594 Practicing 641 00:47:34,921 --> 00:47:37,318 Gee, where did this come from? 642 00:47:38,187 --> 00:47:39,654 Scared now? 643 00:47:42,020 --> 00:47:45,747 Scared? I eat parking tickets for breakfast 644 00:47:45,852 --> 00:47:47,643 You know us youngsters 645 00:47:49,916 --> 00:47:51,244 Ma'am, you called in a report? 646 00:47:51,347 --> 00:47:53,246 Yes, some things have been stolen from me 647 00:47:53,348 --> 00:47:56,244 HQ, this is PC2594 and 8406 648 00:47:56,346 --> 00:47:58,141 Suspected burglary called in 649 00:47:58,246 --> 00:48:00,710 No one broke in, just things were stolen from me 650 00:48:06,743 --> 00:48:09,641 It looks like breaking and entering took place, what was stolen? 651 00:48:09,743 --> 00:48:12,003 Three sets of undergarments, and a bra 652 00:48:12,108 --> 00:48:13,801 Really? With your flat in this state of chaos 653 00:48:13,908 --> 00:48:16,202 You'd know three sets of underwear and a bra are missing? 654 00:48:18,506 --> 00:48:20,836 PC2594, an old lady suffered a fall outside the building, 655 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:22,958 -please check it out -Roger that. 656 00:48:23,069 --> 00:48:24,967 All yours, bro 657 00:48:52,660 --> 00:48:55,716 How do you know for sure 3 sets of underwear and a bra were stolen? 658 00:48:55,826 --> 00:48:59,346 I left it there before my trip 659 00:49:02,223 --> 00:49:03,618 Could you describe 660 00:49:03,721 --> 00:49:06,152 those missing pieces in detail? 661 00:49:07,054 --> 00:49:11,008 How many times you've worn them and where? 662 00:49:12,386 --> 00:49:15,181 And when you last wore them... 663 00:49:15,552 --> 00:49:16,609 Was there anything unusual you've observed 664 00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:19,842 You like tidying up, officer? 665 00:49:20,717 --> 00:49:24,273 I just couldn't help myself 666 00:49:32,977 --> 00:49:34,273 Give me some details, 667 00:49:34,377 --> 00:49:37,171 it helps in solving the case 668 00:49:37,542 --> 00:49:40,099 One of the three sets... 669 00:49:40,208 --> 00:49:43,333 I remember I bought it in Bangkok some time ago 670 00:49:43,475 --> 00:49:46,269 I hung it there to dry after washing it 671 00:50:33,690 --> 00:50:34,917 Officer? 672 00:50:36,289 --> 00:50:38,414 Where were we? I'm done with the details 673 00:50:38,523 --> 00:50:39,580 Do you want to just ask around 674 00:50:39,687 --> 00:50:41,676 if anyone else is missing bras and undies? 675 00:50:41,786 --> 00:50:42,979 Good idea 676 00:50:50,450 --> 00:50:52,245 The uniform looks great on you 677 00:50:52,350 --> 00:50:54,247 I like uniforms 678 00:50:58,513 --> 00:51:00,036 How can we help you, officer? 679 00:51:00,147 --> 00:51:04,908 Have you lost any undergarments lately? 680 00:51:10,343 --> 00:51:12,503 Not really. All here 681 00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:15,004 It's just that your downstairs neighbor called it in 682 00:51:15,107 --> 00:51:18,004 She said she had some underwear stolen from her 683 00:51:18,106 --> 00:51:19,732 It's that air hostess 684 00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:25,134 Yes, so please keep an eye out for your undergarments 685 00:51:25,937 --> 00:51:29,801 The ones on you and the ones not on you 686 00:51:34,169 --> 00:51:36,030 You girls live together? 687 00:51:36,133 --> 00:51:39,157 -Yes -Neat and tidy 688 00:51:39,267 --> 00:51:41,129 You know where to call if anything fishy happens 689 00:51:58,492 --> 00:52:01,754 -What are you doing? -Setting a trap 690 00:52:03,923 --> 00:52:06,151 I'm a lingerie researcher after all 691 00:52:06,256 --> 00:52:08,449 Is that going to work? 692 00:52:34,912 --> 00:52:36,878 The air hostess and the auxiliary police... 693 00:52:36,978 --> 00:52:39,943 met again without their uniforms on. 694 00:52:49,309 --> 00:52:52,363 Hi, miss 695 00:52:53,140 --> 00:52:54,436 Hi, sir 696 00:52:55,139 --> 00:52:57,694 Didn't recognize you without your clothes on 697 00:52:57,804 --> 00:53:01,031 -I'm just not wearing my uniform -Of course 698 00:53:05,301 --> 00:53:08,595 Officer, you said you're into uniforms? 699 00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:10,595 I like it better without 700 00:53:11,732 --> 00:53:13,095 Uniforms I mean 701 00:53:14,298 --> 00:53:18,286 I'm an auxiliary cop, 36 hours of duty in a month 702 00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:20,021 What's your proper job? 703 00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:22,959 There isn't one right now, just the temp one as a cop 704 00:53:23,062 --> 00:53:24,586 I don't like real jobs 705 00:53:26,894 --> 00:53:31,520 Sir! Is your head ok? 706 00:53:31,628 --> 00:53:34,522 I'm fine. You're so pretty 707 00:53:34,624 --> 00:53:37,054 -What did you say? -You're so pretty 708 00:53:38,123 --> 00:53:40,678 Thanks, see you around 709 00:53:41,889 --> 00:53:43,252 Sorry... 710 00:53:44,622 --> 00:53:46,745 Are you in a hurry? 711 00:53:47,787 --> 00:53:50,514 Can you stay with me for some more time? 712 00:53:51,786 --> 00:53:54,511 -Ok -My name is James Shum 713 00:54:05,282 --> 00:54:07,573 Lie down... go on 714 00:54:33,271 --> 00:54:35,565 Maybe because they both barely wore anything, 715 00:54:35,670 --> 00:54:40,158 lying on the beach quickly transitioned to lying on bed 716 00:54:42,531 --> 00:54:45,656 If I tell you we can't date each other, 717 00:54:45,765 --> 00:54:47,321 will you mind? 718 00:54:47,431 --> 00:54:49,988 I sure will, why? 719 00:54:51,962 --> 00:54:53,986 I want to marry into money 720 00:54:54,363 --> 00:54:56,417 The day I started my air hostess job, I promised myself 721 00:54:56,527 --> 00:55:00,426 I will only date anyone in front of the business class section 722 00:55:00,528 --> 00:55:03,457 So either first class, or the cockpit 723 00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:07,524 Why don't you move in with me? 724 00:55:09,091 --> 00:55:10,818 I can do that? For real? 725 00:55:11,524 --> 00:55:14,648 I'm always away and the flat is a mess 726 00:55:14,757 --> 00:55:16,686 You can tidy up the place 727 00:55:18,587 --> 00:55:19,745 Really? 728 00:55:20,252 --> 00:55:22,047 I have just one condition 729 00:55:22,684 --> 00:55:23,944 You and I are not lovers 730 00:55:24,050 --> 00:55:26,413 If I meet someone suitable 731 00:55:26,516 --> 00:55:28,914 and he's coming over, I'll need you to stay away 732 00:55:29,016 --> 00:55:31,244 Don't flights have standby passenger lists? 733 00:55:31,349 --> 00:55:33,813 You're the priority standby passenger 734 00:55:34,514 --> 00:55:36,207 It'll work out well 735 00:55:36,513 --> 00:55:40,740 I'm not too ambitious, but I'm a good cook 736 00:55:40,846 --> 00:55:43,276 I held down a job at a fast food store for 6 months 737 00:55:43,411 --> 00:55:46,571 I only know how to microwave 738 00:55:48,243 --> 00:55:50,366 -Can I move in here tomorrow? -Ok 739 00:55:53,674 --> 00:55:55,333 It's such a shame saying goodbye to you 740 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,961 I have so much more to learn from you 741 00:55:58,106 --> 00:56:01,230 Are you looking for cheap thrills from me? 742 00:56:01,338 --> 00:56:03,327 Of course not. I only have respect for you, 743 00:56:03,438 --> 00:56:05,901 no lust 744 00:56:08,002 --> 00:56:11,899 -Here's something for you -Thanks... 745 00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:16,996 I am very happy 746 00:56:17,100 --> 00:56:19,155 Thank you everyone for your continuous support 747 00:56:19,265 --> 00:56:20,630 Thank you! 748 00:56:21,098 --> 00:56:23,428 If it wasn't the head office's acquisition 749 00:56:23,531 --> 00:56:25,220 of the French brand, 750 00:56:25,327 --> 00:56:26,987 I wouldn't leave you to go work on the integration 751 00:56:27,095 --> 00:56:28,992 But there is no reason for concern 752 00:56:29,094 --> 00:56:30,890 I'm hearing the boss's son is returning from Italy 753 00:56:30,995 --> 00:56:33,982 to head this department 754 00:56:34,093 --> 00:56:37,116 And that he is single and available 755 00:56:38,325 --> 00:56:39,788 You girls better get ready 756 00:56:40,424 --> 00:56:41,821 And one more thing to remind you all 757 00:56:41,924 --> 00:56:44,549 He has a quirky personality 758 00:56:44,657 --> 00:56:46,814 He was so handsome that 759 00:56:46,921 --> 00:56:48,319 as a kid he got all the attention 760 00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:50,818 He really hates it if people keep staring at him 761 00:56:50,921 --> 00:56:53,544 It rattles him and makes him fell insecure 762 00:56:53,652 --> 00:56:56,084 So just be mindful of that 763 00:56:56,752 --> 00:57:00,544 Everyone pay attention, the e-mail from HQ says, 764 00:57:00,648 --> 00:57:04,706 no one is to stare at the new boss within a 3-meter radius 765 00:57:04,815 --> 00:57:08,473 Or 10 feet in other words, 10 feet! 766 00:57:08,580 --> 00:57:12,307 You'll all receive the same e-mail in a bit 767 00:57:12,413 --> 00:57:13,967 Let's all give a toast to Lena 768 00:57:14,078 --> 00:57:15,305 Cheers, everyone 769 00:57:15,411 --> 00:57:18,865 Thanks, thank you so much! 770 00:57:19,411 --> 00:57:20,965 Here's your chance 771 00:57:21,575 --> 00:57:24,371 The competition is going to be fierce, I'll never win 772 00:57:26,975 --> 00:57:28,702 This time I'm going for broke 773 00:57:28,808 --> 00:57:30,034 Let's play a trick 774 00:57:30,140 --> 00:57:32,866 With my sunglasses on, I can look at him in anyway I want 775 00:57:32,973 --> 00:57:35,299 I'm so excited. This will be my shot for glory 776 00:57:35,403 --> 00:57:38,857 No way, this one's mine, mine!... 777 00:57:40,301 --> 00:57:43,595 Big sister's here. She also put on heavy make up 778 00:57:59,063 --> 00:58:00,858 Lotion, here comes the boss's son... 779 00:58:00,963 --> 00:58:06,792 He's here... 780 00:58:08,558 --> 00:58:10,183 Welcome, my prince 781 00:58:14,723 --> 00:58:17,187 Listen up, the prince is here 782 00:58:25,719 --> 00:58:28,241 Oh my god 783 00:58:31,785 --> 00:58:34,909 The prince is here! 784 00:58:35,218 --> 00:58:39,580 Thank you!... 785 00:58:39,681 --> 00:58:42,614 Excuse me! Who's shining a light on me? 786 00:58:43,644 --> 00:58:45,167 Excuse me! 787 00:58:48,045 --> 00:58:51,008 The girls in the office were severely disappointed 788 00:58:53,693 --> 00:58:55,591 The reviews were extremely bad 789 00:58:55,693 --> 00:58:57,919 Now we know how handsome he is 790 00:58:58,025 --> 00:59:00,149 Let's all resort back to working hard, shall we? 791 00:59:01,290 --> 00:59:03,653 I'll talk to you later 792 00:59:09,954 --> 00:59:12,250 Thank you!... 793 00:59:12,355 --> 00:59:13,580 How are you my dear prince? 794 00:59:13,686 --> 00:59:16,084 I'm the Marketing Manager here, Lucas 795 00:59:16,187 --> 00:59:18,012 So honored to make your acquaintance today 796 00:59:18,116 --> 00:59:20,344 Under your benevolent leadership, we will do our best 797 00:59:20,450 --> 00:59:22,813 to win more profits for the company 798 00:59:23,350 --> 00:59:24,813 Boss... 799 00:59:25,514 --> 00:59:28,344 -Boss -Excuse me... 800 00:59:29,615 --> 00:59:31,136 How are you? 801 00:59:31,513 --> 00:59:36,343 Please stop referring to me as the prince 802 00:59:36,446 --> 00:59:38,070 Call me Antonio 803 00:59:38,178 --> 00:59:42,075 I hope to have a closer relationship with each one of you 804 00:59:42,177 --> 00:59:44,573 Yes, Antonio 805 00:59:52,270 --> 00:59:56,066 My plant in China has over 30,000 employees 806 00:59:56,170 --> 00:59:58,068 So visiting isn't done in a vehicle 807 00:59:58,169 --> 01:00:00,066 but with a helicopter 808 01:00:06,932 --> 01:00:09,058 It's so boring 809 01:00:11,833 --> 01:00:13,387 I hate being looked down upon 810 01:00:13,498 --> 01:00:16,725 Do you know how much is a sail boat? Just 20 clams 811 01:00:16,830 --> 01:00:18,456 You know how much a clam is? 812 01:00:19,264 --> 01:00:21,126 A million 813 01:00:21,430 --> 01:00:24,122 So I paid him 20 clams in cash 814 01:00:26,759 --> 01:00:29,656 -What's the matter? -Nothing 815 01:00:29,758 --> 01:00:32,553 It was really impressive, what you just said 816 01:00:32,656 --> 01:00:35,054 Your reaction is a bit delayed 817 01:00:35,157 --> 01:00:37,644 I needed to digest it a little bit Have some food 818 01:00:37,756 --> 01:00:39,449 I'm full 819 01:00:44,653 --> 01:00:47,277 I'm so hungry 820 01:00:48,819 --> 01:00:51,045 There was so much food on the table, why didn't you help yourself? 821 01:00:51,151 --> 01:00:55,377 That guy really made me want to throw up 822 01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:03,702 This Saturday there's an alumni ball for Harvard grads 823 01:01:03,812 --> 01:01:05,108 Really? 824 01:01:05,811 --> 01:01:07,606 I would like you to be my date 825 01:01:09,243 --> 01:01:10,607 Me? 826 01:01:11,909 --> 01:01:14,340 I want my friends to get to know you 827 01:01:14,442 --> 01:01:17,032 I'm not suitable for those occasions 828 01:01:18,308 --> 01:01:19,934 Don't worry 829 01:01:20,408 --> 01:01:24,032 No one's going to look down on you because of your work 830 01:01:25,072 --> 01:01:26,868 This isn't the ancient times 831 01:01:30,405 --> 01:01:34,063 I want the whole world to know that we... 832 01:01:34,170 --> 01:01:36,257 What about us? 833 01:01:36,899 --> 01:01:39,763 We haven't even done the deed 834 01:01:41,966 --> 01:01:45,362 I'm fantasizing about bringing you to this ball 835 01:01:45,465 --> 01:01:48,363 It'll surprise everyone there 836 01:01:48,465 --> 01:01:50,361 You're crazy 837 01:01:52,129 --> 01:01:55,027 I'm crazy because of you 838 01:02:10,554 --> 01:02:12,453 Shut up, this is a robbery 839 01:02:19,553 --> 01:02:21,313 Anyone else here? 840 01:02:22,218 --> 01:02:24,182 I... don't think so 841 01:02:24,283 --> 01:02:25,840 Stand over there 842 01:02:30,782 --> 01:02:33,713 Should I check them up first or tie them up? 843 01:02:35,447 --> 01:02:36,505 Don't tie us up yet 844 01:02:36,614 --> 01:02:39,170 You think you call the shots? I'll tie you up first 845 01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:40,938 Can you tie us up separately? 846 01:02:41,045 --> 01:02:44,837 That's not up to you. Go over there 847 01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:51,164 Can we do back to back? 848 01:02:51,273 --> 01:02:55,432 Stop giving him suggestions 849 01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:57,902 Why don't you suggest the opposite? 850 01:03:00,271 --> 01:03:02,736 Tie us up face to face, idiot 851 01:03:03,204 --> 01:03:05,929 Fine, I'll listen to you just once 852 01:03:06,035 --> 01:03:08,001 Face to face 853 01:03:14,933 --> 01:03:17,331 You're right, tying you up first has disadvantages 854 01:03:17,433 --> 01:03:19,157 I told you so 855 01:03:19,530 --> 01:03:21,155 No cash? 856 01:03:21,263 --> 01:03:23,659 Rich folks rarely bring cash anymore 857 01:03:23,761 --> 01:03:25,817 Credit cards, great 858 01:03:25,927 --> 01:03:27,359 Give me your passwords 859 01:03:27,461 --> 01:03:31,983 Those are just discount and membership cards 860 01:03:33,758 --> 01:03:36,223 Looks like I'm just going to have to kill you 861 01:03:37,692 --> 01:03:40,247 Why kill when you can rape someone? 862 01:03:40,356 --> 01:03:42,084 I prefer men though 863 01:03:42,190 --> 01:03:44,381 Oh, my goodness 864 01:03:45,022 --> 01:03:48,146 I have a few hundred bucks in my purse, just take it 865 01:03:48,255 --> 01:03:49,243 A few hundred dollars? 866 01:03:49,354 --> 01:03:52,479 I wasted a 40 ft rope on you, that puts me in the red! 867 01:03:53,187 --> 01:03:54,546 Why are you both avoiding each other's face? 868 01:03:54,683 --> 01:03:56,809 He's my boss 869 01:03:56,917 --> 01:04:00,041 And he hates being stared at 870 01:04:00,182 --> 01:04:02,807 I hate bosses the most 871 01:04:03,082 --> 01:04:05,138 I want you to stare at her 872 01:04:06,014 --> 01:04:07,875 Stare at her 873 01:04:08,412 --> 01:04:10,378 Open your eyes 874 01:04:11,345 --> 01:04:12,867 Where are your pupils? 875 01:04:15,844 --> 01:04:17,706 The girl's pretty cute 876 01:04:18,176 --> 01:04:19,699 Look at him too 877 01:04:20,742 --> 01:04:24,639 Eyes open wide, stare at him 878 01:04:27,408 --> 01:04:28,631 Stop 879 01:04:39,001 --> 01:04:45,331 Perfect... 880 01:04:46,565 --> 01:04:49,690 Keep staring, don't stop 881 01:04:52,164 --> 01:04:55,458 Prince, he left already 882 01:04:55,562 --> 01:05:00,255 I think... I've fallen for you 883 01:05:28,051 --> 01:05:30,108 Thank you 884 01:05:33,217 --> 01:05:34,773 Let me have the flower 885 01:05:36,482 --> 01:05:38,206 Thank you! 886 01:05:38,312 --> 01:05:41,675 I love flowers and anything beautiful 887 01:05:44,143 --> 01:05:47,371 I couldn't imagine myself ever falling in love 888 01:05:47,477 --> 01:05:51,100 I have never tried loving anyone in my life 889 01:05:51,642 --> 01:05:55,165 This is absolutely my first time 890 01:05:55,875 --> 01:05:56,999 How about you? 891 01:05:57,474 --> 01:05:58,598 I... Let's get something to eat 892 01:05:58,706 --> 01:06:00,501 Monsieur 893 01:06:02,139 --> 01:06:03,662 What do you want? 894 01:06:05,204 --> 01:06:06,761 Salad 895 01:06:06,871 --> 01:06:10,825 I'm sure you want the freshest salad available 896 01:06:11,967 --> 01:06:15,024 -How about you, sir? -I want... 897 01:06:15,133 --> 01:06:17,190 For appetizer I want three pieces of ravioli 898 01:06:17,300 --> 01:06:22,423 A soup order of truffle scented artichoke puree with bacon lardoons 899 01:06:22,530 --> 01:06:25,824 And for my entree 900 01:06:27,196 --> 01:06:31,524 Roasted rack of lamb with ratatouille and butter poached potato 901 01:06:31,628 --> 01:06:34,492 -Clear? -Yes, thank you. 902 01:06:39,291 --> 01:06:43,155 I'm so pleased, I want to know more about you 903 01:06:43,624 --> 01:06:46,644 I agree, we need to know more about each other 904 01:06:47,454 --> 01:06:49,943 What do you look for in a date? 905 01:06:50,054 --> 01:06:51,247 Mine is pretty simple 906 01:06:51,354 --> 01:06:52,251 She needs to like me more than I like her 907 01:06:52,354 --> 01:06:53,580 She needs to love me more than I love her 908 01:06:53,686 --> 01:06:54,912 She has to care for me, protect me 909 01:06:55,019 --> 01:06:57,416 She has to like my singing and acting 910 01:06:57,518 --> 01:06:59,745 And most important of all... 911 01:06:59,851 --> 01:07:01,317 She needs to put me in the center of her world 912 01:07:01,451 --> 01:07:05,143 I have to be the one and only in her life 913 01:07:09,014 --> 01:07:10,570 Why are you being so quiet? 914 01:07:13,845 --> 01:07:18,005 I don't have any special feelings towards Antonio 915 01:07:18,111 --> 01:07:20,134 But dating the heir to the company 916 01:07:20,242 --> 01:07:22,731 has its perks 917 01:07:24,274 --> 01:07:27,139 Good morning, Ms. Ho... 918 01:07:27,939 --> 01:07:30,565 -Good morning -Good morning, Miu 919 01:07:30,673 --> 01:07:32,502 Sorry for being late today 920 01:07:32,607 --> 01:07:33,663 I'm actually... 921 01:07:33,772 --> 01:07:35,999 Don't be silly, it's fine 922 01:07:36,105 --> 01:07:39,900 We know you have developments with the prince 923 01:07:40,004 --> 01:07:42,468 You need to get more beauty sleeps 924 01:07:42,602 --> 01:07:45,727 Leave everything at work to me 925 01:07:45,835 --> 01:07:47,629 Have a cup of coffee 926 01:07:49,166 --> 01:07:50,564 Thanks, big sister 927 01:07:52,832 --> 01:07:55,057 We probably shouldn't see each other for a while 928 01:07:55,163 --> 01:07:56,891 Why? 929 01:07:56,996 --> 01:07:59,052 My wife is getting suspicious 930 01:07:59,162 --> 01:08:02,388 I don't care, I want to see you 931 01:08:02,493 --> 01:08:04,050 Do you want to see me dead? 932 01:08:08,327 --> 01:08:09,552 Why are you talking to yourself in there? 933 01:08:09,658 --> 01:08:11,284 Later... bye bye 934 01:08:13,825 --> 01:08:16,311 Who are you talking to in the bathroom? 935 01:08:17,424 --> 01:08:18,548 Just practicing Buddha chants 936 01:08:18,656 --> 01:08:22,382 Experts say it's quite laxative 937 01:08:22,488 --> 01:08:24,043 But you're a pharmacist 938 01:08:24,155 --> 01:08:26,552 Couldn't you just get your own laxative? 939 01:08:27,154 --> 01:08:30,810 I usually dispense the meds for patients 940 01:08:30,917 --> 01:08:32,143 but when it comes to myself, 941 01:08:32,250 --> 01:08:34,374 I don't have another pharmacist dispensing meds to me 942 01:08:34,483 --> 01:08:36,470 hence I'm resorting to the chants 943 01:08:36,582 --> 01:08:38,605 What's this pole, darling? 944 01:08:39,814 --> 01:08:41,644 This is obviously a... 945 01:08:41,748 --> 01:08:43,608 camera tripod 946 01:08:44,579 --> 01:08:48,478 We have such a small camera we're using 947 01:08:48,580 --> 01:08:50,373 It's not going to go well with this tripod 948 01:08:51,643 --> 01:08:55,632 This is why we need to buy a bigger camera, darling 949 01:08:55,743 --> 01:08:57,900 I know, there's a model I quite like, 950 01:08:58,008 --> 01:08:59,599 when should we buy? 951 01:08:59,975 --> 01:09:01,769 Jerk 952 01:09:03,474 --> 01:09:05,265 I'll make you come out and meet me 953 01:09:14,569 --> 01:09:16,295 I'm here to see you. Get down here 954 01:09:16,401 --> 01:09:17,832 I'm at the ground floor of your apartment building 955 01:09:17,967 --> 01:09:20,796 Are you kidding me? I told you I can't 956 01:09:20,899 --> 01:09:23,297 Hello... 957 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:24,796 What are you doing here? 958 01:09:24,897 --> 01:09:26,124 Playing a video game 959 01:09:26,232 --> 01:09:27,027 Then what are you doing with the phone? 960 01:09:27,132 --> 01:09:28,357 I'm talking to someone on the phone 961 01:09:28,964 --> 01:09:30,191 Are you on the phone or playing video games? 962 01:09:30,298 --> 01:09:31,852 I'm on the phone while playing my game 963 01:09:31,962 --> 01:09:34,520 It's easy splitting your time between two preoccupations 964 01:09:35,461 --> 01:09:36,758 Who taught you that? 965 01:09:48,124 --> 01:09:49,350 Blown fuse? 966 01:09:50,122 --> 01:09:52,021 What the hell? 967 01:09:54,621 --> 01:09:56,086 Who did this? 968 01:10:17,279 --> 01:10:19,507 As soon as their eyes met, 969 01:10:19,612 --> 01:10:22,509 the uncle's son fell in love with Donut 970 01:10:27,708 --> 01:10:29,833 Sorry I didn't prepare a lot. Have some food 971 01:10:29,942 --> 01:10:31,338 This is great, let's eat 972 01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:34,201 Auntie, Uncle. Let's eat... 973 01:10:34,307 --> 01:10:36,330 Our son's girlfriend is greeting, darling 974 01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:38,598 Sure, let's eat 975 01:10:38,706 --> 01:10:40,432 Her name is Donut 976 01:10:40,539 --> 01:10:42,834 I have never heard of anyone with this name 977 01:10:42,938 --> 01:10:46,232 It's really unique 978 01:10:54,099 --> 01:10:57,258 Some parents don't like their kids dating at a young age 979 01:10:57,365 --> 01:10:59,159 -But I don't subscribe to that -Thanks 980 01:10:59,264 --> 01:11:01,491 Not really. Dad said, 981 01:11:01,595 --> 01:11:03,926 no dating till I reach university 982 01:11:04,961 --> 01:11:08,325 What are we going to do, Uncle? 983 01:11:08,427 --> 01:11:11,359 How the heck would I know? 984 01:11:12,094 --> 01:11:15,820 Truth is, before I started dating Ray, 985 01:11:15,926 --> 01:11:19,221 I went out with a much older guy 986 01:11:19,526 --> 01:11:23,750 But he just let me down and had hurt me so badly 987 01:11:23,855 --> 01:11:27,151 I want him to know how hurt I was 988 01:11:27,255 --> 01:11:29,480 I know... 989 01:11:29,585 --> 01:11:30,312 What do you know? 990 01:11:30,419 --> 01:11:32,576 She said she wanted that older guy to know 991 01:11:32,684 --> 01:11:34,742 She couldn't have been clearer, of course I know 992 01:11:34,851 --> 01:11:39,305 The truth is that older guy is... 993 01:11:40,415 --> 01:11:42,472 a jerk 994 01:11:44,249 --> 01:11:45,805 You're way too young 995 01:11:45,915 --> 01:11:48,642 It's better if you see someone closer to your age 996 01:11:48,748 --> 01:11:50,075 -Right, darling? -Of course... 997 01:11:50,179 --> 01:11:52,112 That means you're fine with me seeing Donut? 998 01:11:52,247 --> 01:11:55,371 I am not... objecting to it 999 01:11:57,342 --> 01:12:01,068 That's good to know, thanks 1000 01:12:01,174 --> 01:12:02,698 Uncle! 1001 01:12:19,503 --> 01:12:21,365 Shall we? 1002 01:13:00,388 --> 01:13:03,114 We've known each other for like a month now 1003 01:13:05,317 --> 01:13:09,010 I'm a guy, you're a girl... 1004 01:13:10,884 --> 01:13:12,779 You're ok with pre-marital sex? 1005 01:13:16,214 --> 01:13:20,145 I don't believe the words coming out of my mouth... 1006 01:13:21,047 --> 01:13:22,603 Are you ok with that? 1007 01:13:25,213 --> 01:13:27,506 If both parties are of age 1008 01:13:27,610 --> 01:13:29,770 and consenting... 1009 01:13:30,211 --> 01:13:33,108 We fit the profile of your "if" scenario 1010 01:13:34,375 --> 01:13:35,773 I'm not at all experienced 1011 01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:39,272 What a coincidence 1012 01:13:39,373 --> 01:13:40,529 But I need this now 1013 01:13:40,637 --> 01:13:42,762 Don't worry, you know I'm a perfectionist 1014 01:13:42,870 --> 01:13:45,995 just like the name of our company, Parfait 1015 01:13:47,802 --> 01:13:50,427 I'm a little scared 1016 01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:53,926 Scare's fine, no need to be frightened though 1017 01:13:54,033 --> 01:13:56,659 No worries, I will perform with you... 1018 01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:00,526 a pain-free and pollution-less, safety-ensured sexual activity 1019 01:14:00,632 --> 01:14:06,427 It is called... safe sex 1020 01:14:06,965 --> 01:14:10,259 Safe sex? 1021 01:14:10,363 --> 01:14:15,519 The safest sexual activity in the world is... 1022 01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:17,251 you do yours and I do mine 1023 01:14:30,621 --> 01:14:35,074 I am ready. Let's begin 1024 01:14:43,784 --> 01:14:46,578 We can start now, can you be a little aggressive? 1025 01:14:51,013 --> 01:14:55,502 More force... 1026 01:14:57,144 --> 01:15:00,507 I meant to be forceful with your moans, not your bounce 1027 01:15:07,341 --> 01:15:10,772 Bravo!... 1028 01:15:12,772 --> 01:15:14,898 Great!... 1029 01:15:15,007 --> 01:15:18,301 Don't... Yes!... 1030 01:15:27,633 --> 01:15:30,826 Bravo!... 1031 01:15:32,432 --> 01:15:37,261 Great... 1032 01:15:46,261 --> 01:15:49,285 I'm coming!... 1033 01:15:53,092 --> 01:15:57,285 Hey... Come back!... 1034 01:16:09,551 --> 01:16:12,539 That's great 1035 01:16:12,983 --> 01:16:18,643 Miu! That's great 1036 01:17:10,230 --> 01:17:11,786 Sir? 1037 01:17:11,896 --> 01:17:14,588 Hi! You live nearby? 1038 01:17:17,961 --> 01:17:21,584 Just a floor down from you, where the air hostess lives 1039 01:17:22,058 --> 01:17:23,853 Not sure for how long 1040 01:17:24,724 --> 01:17:29,178 We're not what you think we are. It's weird 1041 01:17:34,056 --> 01:17:36,180 That night he told me 1042 01:17:36,288 --> 01:17:40,219 about their arrangement 1043 01:17:41,221 --> 01:17:43,649 There's a co-pilot up there 1044 01:17:43,751 --> 01:17:45,683 Now so I need to excuse myself 1045 01:17:48,949 --> 01:17:50,505 And you don't mind? 1046 01:17:50,882 --> 01:17:52,814 It's all part of the understanding 1047 01:17:52,949 --> 01:17:55,345 I don't fit the profile of her targets 1048 01:17:55,447 --> 01:18:01,003 So... I mind, I do mind 1049 01:18:02,711 --> 01:18:04,733 That's why I needed someone to talk to 1050 01:18:05,610 --> 01:18:09,006 Please keep it to yourself though, or I won't even have a chance to mind 1051 01:18:13,707 --> 01:18:16,829 Hello? Yes... 1052 01:18:17,939 --> 01:18:19,165 Didn't work out? 1053 01:18:20,703 --> 01:18:22,727 Just keep looking then 1054 01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:29,800 Should I just come cook something up for you? 1055 01:18:30,501 --> 01:18:31,989 Ok, bye-bye 1056 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:36,895 Bye-bye 1057 01:18:46,529 --> 01:18:48,154 Bye, prince 1058 01:18:54,257 --> 01:18:55,382 Lucas 1059 01:18:56,592 --> 01:18:57,816 Lucas is here! 1060 01:18:57,923 --> 01:18:59,083 No need to look away 1061 01:18:59,191 --> 01:19:02,748 Look at me, I am so happy 1062 01:19:02,856 --> 01:19:04,548 What made you so happy? 1063 01:19:05,021 --> 01:19:07,647 Today I finally feel like a real man 1064 01:19:07,755 --> 01:19:10,312 I have finally tasted... 1065 01:19:11,087 --> 01:19:12,814 I'm too embarrassed to say 1066 01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:14,317 You don't have to 1067 01:19:14,419 --> 01:19:16,317 I feel you need to know 1068 01:19:16,419 --> 01:19:17,748 What? 1069 01:19:17,852 --> 01:19:21,078 Last night, Miu and I did... 1070 01:19:21,184 --> 01:19:23,480 -Did?... -Did... 1071 01:19:23,583 --> 01:19:25,808 Did it! Bravo! 1072 01:19:25,914 --> 01:19:30,471 Did you know it was also Miu's first time? 1073 01:19:32,243 --> 01:19:34,573 -Happy for me? -Sure 1074 01:19:34,677 --> 01:19:36,801 But you don't look like you do 1075 01:19:38,409 --> 01:19:41,965 -Better? -So great... 1076 01:19:42,508 --> 01:19:44,440 You look like you want to hear about the details 1077 01:19:44,575 --> 01:19:46,630 -Not exactly -What do you mean? 1078 01:19:46,740 --> 01:19:50,069 I really do but am ashamed to ask for it 1079 01:19:50,173 --> 01:19:52,105 That's great... 1080 01:19:52,239 --> 01:19:54,397 Like a bird I flew into her wet nest 1081 01:19:54,505 --> 01:19:55,902 Fragrance emanated from her essence 1082 01:19:56,005 --> 01:19:57,560 I raised my left arm, she used her right hand 1083 01:19:57,671 --> 01:19:59,566 We glided through endless space together 1084 01:19:59,668 --> 01:20:02,462 I used my sword to dance with her 1085 01:20:02,567 --> 01:20:05,032 Her petals fall one by one 1086 01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:07,064 At long last the crystal and the iceberg collide mightily 1087 01:20:07,166 --> 01:20:09,064 We waded through the winter cold together 1088 01:20:09,166 --> 01:20:12,461 and entered the ninth... 1089 01:20:12,565 --> 01:20:15,495 layer of heaven 1090 01:20:16,996 --> 01:20:18,622 Bravo!... 1091 01:20:18,730 --> 01:20:20,250 Was that too descriptive? 1092 01:20:20,560 --> 01:20:23,957 -It was just right -That's great 1093 01:20:24,060 --> 01:20:26,788 I know you two are very good friends 1094 01:20:26,893 --> 01:20:30,552 And now that we have consummated our love 1095 01:20:30,658 --> 01:20:33,453 I feel like I have to take on the responsibility 1096 01:20:33,558 --> 01:20:35,111 Of course 1097 01:20:35,387 --> 01:20:39,047 I don't know how to ask her hand in marriage 1098 01:20:39,155 --> 01:20:41,711 I've kept to myself for far too long 1099 01:20:41,820 --> 01:20:44,615 I need a suitable person to make the first move for me 1100 01:21:20,306 --> 01:21:23,600 Sir... 1101 01:21:26,138 --> 01:21:26,763 What? 1102 01:21:26,871 --> 01:21:28,700 The two models for the Summer campaign are here 1103 01:21:28,804 --> 01:21:29,962 Will you take a look at them? 1104 01:21:31,870 --> 01:21:33,994 These two? Very good 1105 01:21:35,702 --> 01:21:38,099 These two are our work mates 1106 01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:39,826 You have to look that way 1107 01:21:43,462 --> 01:21:45,020 What's the difference? 1108 01:21:45,397 --> 01:21:48,090 These two are buck naked, those two are overdressed 1109 01:21:48,196 --> 01:21:49,592 Will you just take a look at them? 1110 01:21:50,961 --> 01:21:52,450 What does he mean? 1111 01:21:56,859 --> 01:21:58,290 For you 1112 01:22:30,681 --> 01:22:32,202 What's the occasion? 1113 01:22:32,612 --> 01:22:35,237 Well... where should I begin? 1114 01:22:35,345 --> 01:22:37,141 I was never ever at a loss for words 1115 01:22:39,510 --> 01:22:42,237 You can begin by telling me what you feel about me 1116 01:22:42,343 --> 01:22:43,900 Sure... 1117 01:22:45,110 --> 01:22:47,974 I think you're really simple 1118 01:22:48,276 --> 01:22:50,299 So simple, you're really cute too 1119 01:22:50,775 --> 01:22:53,293 Girls like you are hard to find these days 1120 01:22:54,272 --> 01:22:55,704 And you can be silly sometimes, 1121 01:22:55,838 --> 01:23:00,065 the kind of silly that men fall for 1122 01:23:00,670 --> 01:23:04,227 I just think dating you will be really fantastic 1123 01:23:05,169 --> 01:23:06,895 So if you don't mind... 1124 01:23:07,502 --> 01:23:10,933 I would really like to ask your hand 1125 01:23:11,268 --> 01:23:14,460 I hope you... 1126 01:23:16,164 --> 01:23:18,722 accept. Also this 1127 01:23:23,662 --> 01:23:24,993 It's all happening too fast 1128 01:23:25,097 --> 01:23:28,389 Not really, it's been a while 1129 01:23:28,926 --> 01:23:33,051 Didn't we just start now? 1130 01:23:33,158 --> 01:23:35,089 Not you and I 1131 01:23:37,257 --> 01:23:38,621 Then who with? 1132 01:23:38,923 --> 01:23:42,615 You and Prince Antonio 1133 01:23:43,255 --> 01:23:46,483 Didn't you fly through ninth heaven the other night? 1134 01:23:46,588 --> 01:23:49,814 He felt since he had made love to you 1135 01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:51,715 He needed to shoulder some responsibility 1136 01:23:51,820 --> 01:23:53,580 I respect that 1137 01:23:55,985 --> 01:23:57,881 Let me ask you 1138 01:23:57,983 --> 01:24:01,878 Did you volunteer to represent Antonio today? 1139 01:24:01,980 --> 01:24:03,139 Of course 1140 01:24:03,247 --> 01:24:06,475 You honestly believe I should marry him? 1141 01:24:06,579 --> 01:24:11,010 You both... had your first night and it was memorable 1142 01:24:11,144 --> 01:24:12,040 You're going to be the boss's wife 1143 01:24:12,143 --> 01:24:14,768 Do you or do you not? 1144 01:24:15,742 --> 01:24:17,174 I... 1145 01:24:18,076 --> 01:24:19,200 think so 1146 01:24:21,908 --> 01:24:25,532 You're the biggest jerk in the world 1147 01:24:25,640 --> 01:24:27,038 The first day we met, 1148 01:24:27,140 --> 01:24:28,536 you got me drunk and took me to a love hotel 1149 01:24:28,639 --> 01:24:29,865 Fortunately it didn't happen that night 1150 01:24:29,972 --> 01:24:32,200 If it did, what am I supposed to do now? 1151 01:24:32,305 --> 01:24:34,964 Then you coached me how to attract men 1152 01:24:35,071 --> 01:24:36,795 by telling me all these bad things about men 1153 01:24:36,901 --> 01:24:39,525 I've lost all illusions towards the opposite sex 1154 01:24:39,633 --> 01:24:42,655 And in order to curry favors with your boss, 1155 01:24:42,798 --> 01:24:45,129 you're even making a proposal on his behalf 1156 01:24:45,233 --> 01:24:47,163 You're no better than a dog 1157 01:24:49,296 --> 01:24:50,852 No better 1158 01:24:51,297 --> 01:24:53,557 Actually let me correct myself 1159 01:24:53,662 --> 01:24:56,854 Dogs are way cuter than you are! 1160 01:25:03,393 --> 01:25:05,688 Hey, so is that a yes? 1161 01:25:06,292 --> 01:25:08,849 I need to go back to him with an answer! 1162 01:25:24,951 --> 01:25:28,383 You think I enjoy proposing on his behalf? 1163 01:25:29,951 --> 01:25:32,347 I know who I am 1164 01:25:32,716 --> 01:25:35,340 You didn't have to dump it all on me like that 1165 01:25:37,215 --> 01:25:40,009 Sorry for misunderstanding your motives 1166 01:25:40,113 --> 01:25:41,340 Miu? 1167 01:25:42,545 --> 01:25:45,531 I sat across from you, I saw your sadness 1168 01:26:21,697 --> 01:26:23,888 I've never wept for a guy before 1169 01:26:24,263 --> 01:26:26,160 This is the first time ever 1170 01:26:26,761 --> 01:26:29,886 I don't now why I'm crying over a guy like him 1171 01:27:03,682 --> 01:27:06,113 File 2, Name: CC, Occupation: PR 1172 01:27:13,013 --> 01:27:14,807 CC spent all her savings 1173 01:27:14,912 --> 01:27:16,810 to attend Eugene's party 1174 01:27:16,912 --> 01:27:19,469 What a beautiful skirt 1175 01:27:19,578 --> 01:27:22,134 Find me a set of undergarments that match 1176 01:27:22,243 --> 01:27:23,469 Ok 1177 01:27:25,176 --> 01:27:29,071 Stop fussing over these and find me something 1178 01:27:29,173 --> 01:27:30,365 Does it work? 1179 01:27:31,071 --> 01:27:32,298 Let's see. Do you like it? 1180 01:27:32,405 --> 01:27:35,130 -It works perfectly -How about here? 1181 01:27:35,236 --> 01:27:37,168 -Great -Too tight? 1182 01:27:37,570 --> 01:27:39,194 And here? 1183 01:27:39,569 --> 01:27:42,033 -No problem -Try the skirt on 1184 01:27:42,167 --> 01:27:43,292 Perfect 1185 01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:45,661 -Do you like it? -It's great 1186 01:27:45,766 --> 01:27:47,665 That day, me and Donut just looked like 1187 01:27:47,767 --> 01:27:49,890 fitting a wedding gown for a bride 1188 01:27:49,998 --> 01:27:52,363 I've never seen CC this excited before 1189 01:28:02,062 --> 01:28:02,990 Look 1190 01:28:12,057 --> 01:28:15,489 Do you like my outfit? Do I look pretty? 1191 01:28:18,056 --> 01:28:19,349 We're not going 1192 01:28:19,721 --> 01:28:21,016 We're not? 1193 01:28:23,386 --> 01:28:24,681 They refused to accept you 1194 01:28:30,717 --> 01:28:32,946 They said I was stupid 1195 01:28:35,717 --> 01:28:38,111 I never knew they were like that 1196 01:28:39,980 --> 01:28:41,911 discriminatory 1197 01:28:45,045 --> 01:28:46,476 Bastard! 1198 01:28:48,811 --> 01:28:52,105 Why don't you go on your own? 1199 01:28:52,942 --> 01:28:57,170 I'm fine. Look, I'm fine 1200 01:29:06,037 --> 01:29:07,935 I'll never give you up 1201 01:29:11,370 --> 01:29:13,300 I'll never give you up 1202 01:33:00,886 --> 01:33:04,444 That night CC not only lost everything she owned 1203 01:33:04,553 --> 01:33:07,744 but also a heart that has expected to be in love 1204 01:34:12,193 --> 01:34:14,387 Hey, I'm so tired 1205 01:34:28,588 --> 01:34:30,484 Where did he go? 1206 01:34:55,513 --> 01:34:58,907 Don't be afraid. I'm a lingerie researcher 1207 01:34:59,010 --> 01:35:02,635 I just want to interview you. I won't call the cops 1208 01:35:09,574 --> 01:35:13,698 I want to know if you're a pervert 1209 01:35:17,571 --> 01:35:20,968 You can say that I am 1210 01:35:25,235 --> 01:35:26,860 Then I want to know 1211 01:35:27,234 --> 01:35:30,631 what attracts you to lingerie in the first place 1212 01:35:32,497 --> 01:35:36,294 Lingerie is like a woman's deepest secrets 1213 01:35:36,831 --> 01:35:40,454 They want people to see what they're wearing, yet afraid to show all of it 1214 01:35:40,895 --> 01:35:44,349 They'll show you glimpses of it from time to time 1215 01:35:44,494 --> 01:35:47,482 but they'll try their best not to show its entirety to you 1216 01:35:50,492 --> 01:35:55,287 Where do you keep the lingerie you steal? 1217 01:36:11,051 --> 01:36:12,947 All here? 1218 01:36:15,383 --> 01:36:18,349 -Just some of it -There's more? 1219 01:36:18,482 --> 01:36:20,003 Every piece here 1220 01:36:20,147 --> 01:36:22,079 represents a lady's secret 1221 01:36:25,046 --> 01:36:26,476 That blue one over there? 1222 01:36:27,311 --> 01:36:29,504 A nurse secretly in love with her patient 1223 01:36:32,044 --> 01:36:33,440 The white lacey one 1224 01:36:33,542 --> 01:36:35,975 belonged to an air hostess who wants to marry a rich guy 1225 01:36:37,208 --> 01:36:38,936 And this purple one over here... 1226 01:36:41,038 --> 01:36:44,334 belonged to the lonely former tenant in your flat 1227 01:36:45,305 --> 01:36:46,600 Aunt Lara? 1228 01:37:00,300 --> 01:37:02,528 Emergency hotline? I'm under a bee attack 1229 01:37:02,634 --> 01:37:05,258 Send someone to rescue me 1230 01:37:05,366 --> 01:37:07,659 Not a hive, just one bee 1231 01:37:08,129 --> 01:37:10,028 Not a significant number? 1232 01:37:10,130 --> 01:37:11,754 Ok, let's forget about that 1233 01:37:11,862 --> 01:37:15,313 Can you ask for me then if there are... 1234 01:37:15,459 --> 01:37:17,755 off duty firemen 1235 01:37:17,859 --> 01:37:21,585 41-inch chest or so, hardened ones, 1236 01:37:21,692 --> 01:37:25,521 someone resembling Rain 1237 01:37:25,624 --> 01:37:29,419 or Aaron Kwok. I prefer Aaron 1238 01:37:29,523 --> 01:37:32,920 See if they are willing to help a... 1239 01:37:34,188 --> 01:37:35,777 fair looking, 1240 01:37:36,787 --> 01:37:41,583 single and lonely, rotund career woman 1241 01:37:41,687 --> 01:37:45,640 Remember to call me if you find anyone 1242 01:37:45,785 --> 01:37:47,649 My surname is Ho 1243 01:37:48,617 --> 01:37:50,738 My number should come up on your caller lD 1244 01:37:50,847 --> 01:37:53,368 The bee's here again. Talk to you later 1245 01:37:53,513 --> 01:37:55,241 Bye 1246 01:38:42,931 --> 01:38:46,362 Your auntie fought that bee for an entire evening 1247 01:38:47,095 --> 01:38:48,616 Regardless of that, 1248 01:38:48,761 --> 01:38:52,385 they eventually died one after the other 1249 01:38:53,826 --> 01:38:55,881 Are women lonely 1250 01:38:56,426 --> 01:38:58,150 because they don't have men in their lives? 1251 01:38:58,256 --> 01:39:01,278 Or because they refuse to unclasp? 1252 01:39:01,422 --> 01:39:05,910 The clasp isn't on their bra's, it's in their hearts 1253 01:39:10,288 --> 01:39:12,683 I realize the person who's most knowledgeable about lingerie 1254 01:39:12,785 --> 01:39:16,217 is a self-aware pervert who's into stealing them 1255 01:39:17,119 --> 01:39:19,048 I'll probably pay him another visit soon 1256 01:39:34,142 --> 01:39:38,575 This is probably the last time I fall in love 1257 01:39:39,075 --> 01:39:42,471 As my son, you don't want to take that away from me 1258 01:39:42,574 --> 01:39:45,472 I should be telling mom about you but I'm not going to 1259 01:39:45,574 --> 01:39:48,970 This is my first love after all 1260 01:39:49,072 --> 01:39:50,697 How could you be fighting your son over a woman? 1261 01:39:50,805 --> 01:39:54,667 Enough! I'm the one being fought over, 1262 01:39:54,770 --> 01:39:57,167 I should get to choose 1263 01:39:57,803 --> 01:40:01,732 Yes, let Donut pick the winner 1264 01:40:10,731 --> 01:40:13,628 Sorry Ray, I know you love me a lot 1265 01:40:13,730 --> 01:40:15,626 But I like your dad more 1266 01:40:15,729 --> 01:40:19,023 I couldn't feel the same for you, you're too young 1267 01:40:22,392 --> 01:40:24,018 Daddy! 1268 01:40:25,460 --> 01:40:27,754 You once told me... 1269 01:40:28,625 --> 01:40:30,920 you would give me anything and everything 1270 01:40:31,891 --> 01:40:34,685 Now you're taking away my first love 1271 01:40:35,456 --> 01:40:36,820 I don't have a father like you, 1272 01:40:36,923 --> 01:40:39,081 I don't want a father like you 1273 01:40:44,951 --> 01:40:47,849 My girlfriend, my son 1274 01:40:49,781 --> 01:40:53,646 I can't lose my son over a girl, 1275 01:40:53,749 --> 01:40:55,680 I'm sorry 1276 01:40:55,780 --> 01:40:58,837 Say that once more and I'm leaving 1277 01:40:58,981 --> 01:41:02,571 My girlfriend, my son... 1278 01:42:18,585 --> 01:42:22,311 My cousin Donut's bra returning incident was quickly put on the web 1279 01:42:22,417 --> 01:42:24,815 It quickly became the most viewed video 1280 01:42:43,076 --> 01:42:44,541 Hello, you're there? 1281 01:42:44,676 --> 01:42:47,801 I've got great news 1282 01:42:47,909 --> 01:42:50,237 I have found my prince charming 1283 01:42:50,341 --> 01:42:52,136 He was seated on row A seat 1 on First Class 1284 01:42:52,906 --> 01:42:54,303 He's been looking forward 1285 01:42:54,407 --> 01:42:57,133 to getting married 1286 01:42:59,005 --> 01:43:02,990 He wants to come over to my place and eat something I've prepared 1287 01:43:03,733 --> 01:43:08,529 But you know... I'm no cook 1288 01:43:29,228 --> 01:43:30,453 This meal here... 1289 01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:34,579 probably cost 50 bucks or so at a fast food joint? 1290 01:43:34,722 --> 01:43:37,086 Roger, I cooked this myself 1291 01:43:37,988 --> 01:43:41,509 Not many people call me by my first name 1292 01:43:41,653 --> 01:43:46,051 Only the CEO and the Board Members 1293 01:43:46,153 --> 01:43:47,084 call me by my first name 1294 01:43:47,220 --> 01:43:49,342 No one else 1295 01:43:49,484 --> 01:43:50,781 Mr. Lee 1296 01:43:50,885 --> 01:43:53,282 Well, I didn't say you couldn't 1297 01:43:54,051 --> 01:43:55,345 Roger 1298 01:43:56,382 --> 01:44:01,814 My parents raised me without junk food 1299 01:44:02,314 --> 01:44:05,677 They are high in calories and trans-fat 1300 01:44:06,047 --> 01:44:08,569 Know that in the last 6 months alone, 1301 01:44:08,710 --> 01:44:11,869 eight air hostesses tried to court me 1302 01:44:11,976 --> 01:44:15,498 Three white collar executives, one nurse 1303 01:44:15,642 --> 01:44:16,868 One even has a PhD degree 1304 01:44:16,974 --> 01:44:19,769 I don't want celebrities, too high profile 1305 01:44:19,874 --> 01:44:22,895 I've always liked a Cinderella Story 1306 01:44:23,039 --> 01:44:24,938 You know, on the market now 1307 01:44:25,040 --> 01:44:28,004 there's a high demand for Prince Charming 1308 01:44:28,138 --> 01:44:30,364 and an oversupply of Cinderella 1309 01:44:30,470 --> 01:44:33,458 It's impossible to find a balance of trade 1310 01:44:34,470 --> 01:44:37,592 I understand. Can I use the toilet? 1311 01:44:38,135 --> 01:44:39,498 Use the toilet? 1312 01:44:53,362 --> 01:44:54,918 I picked a set of 1313 01:44:55,061 --> 01:44:56,856 killer underwear for you 1314 01:44:58,861 --> 01:45:02,724 And I pricked on the condom here 1315 01:45:02,827 --> 01:45:06,053 Silly boy! You know... 1316 01:45:06,159 --> 01:45:09,612 if you get knocked up, it'll seal the deal 1317 01:45:28,150 --> 01:45:29,307 You're leaving? 1318 01:45:35,280 --> 01:45:37,075 Where are you going, silly boy? 1319 01:45:37,180 --> 01:45:38,271 What happened? 1320 01:45:41,512 --> 01:45:42,944 That was fast? 1321 01:45:47,444 --> 01:45:49,136 You guys got it on right away? 1322 01:45:50,677 --> 01:45:53,968 Can't blame him, you're stunning 1323 01:45:54,439 --> 01:45:56,734 You think the whole world is as stupid as you are 1324 01:45:57,272 --> 01:45:59,633 It's not that easy to bed a rich guy 1325 01:46:00,771 --> 01:46:03,133 Not everyone can be Cinderella 1326 01:46:06,102 --> 01:46:09,534 Why don't you get a proper job? 1327 01:46:09,668 --> 01:46:11,997 You don't even try your luck with the lottery 1328 01:46:12,101 --> 01:46:14,725 What if I couldn't find anyone? 1329 01:46:14,833 --> 01:46:16,855 Did you ever think about that? 1330 01:46:16,999 --> 01:46:20,123 What else do you know apart from housework? 1331 01:46:27,993 --> 01:46:31,790 I know... you 1332 01:46:33,592 --> 01:46:35,023 I know you 1333 01:46:50,754 --> 01:46:54,049 I'm not giving up my dream to marry a rich guy for you 1334 01:46:54,918 --> 01:46:57,111 I already know that 1335 01:46:58,418 --> 01:47:01,210 I don't know if Celine ever gave up that goal 1336 01:47:01,315 --> 01:47:03,837 But she did, on this night at least 1337 01:47:08,079 --> 01:47:11,101 Ok, change the pose 1338 01:47:11,245 --> 01:47:13,871 Think of a tune, let's play some music, ok? 1339 01:47:13,979 --> 01:47:15,943 How about "Can't Get You Out Of My Head"? 1340 01:47:16,077 --> 01:47:19,372 Yes, that's right, over here 1341 01:47:19,477 --> 01:47:21,204 Ok... you can't do that 1342 01:47:21,310 --> 01:47:23,638 You're not doing your bodies justice 1343 01:47:23,742 --> 01:47:25,366 Okay? Look at him 1344 01:47:25,474 --> 01:47:28,634 Oh yeah, that's great, ok? 1345 01:47:28,740 --> 01:47:31,365 Envelope her and cross your legs, like that 1346 01:47:31,473 --> 01:47:34,404 Go over that way, understand? 1347 01:47:41,735 --> 01:47:48,222 Perfect!... Parfait!... 1348 01:47:48,966 --> 01:47:50,487 Everyone, 1349 01:47:50,631 --> 01:47:52,426 what do you all think of this direction I'm taking? 1350 01:47:52,731 --> 01:47:54,925 I would love to hear about your thoughts 1351 01:47:55,064 --> 01:47:56,925 Lucas 1352 01:47:57,463 --> 01:47:59,394 I thought... 1353 01:48:01,730 --> 01:48:03,852 it was perfect! 1354 01:48:04,461 --> 01:48:06,982 I don't believe you. Josephine? 1355 01:48:07,125 --> 01:48:09,024 If I'm being honest... 1356 01:48:11,621 --> 01:48:15,645 this idea... couldn't be any better... 1357 01:48:17,953 --> 01:48:22,180 -I thought... -She thought it was very good! 1358 01:48:24,052 --> 01:48:26,779 I hate hypocrites 1359 01:48:26,885 --> 01:48:31,179 I'm so glad to see how truthful you all are 1360 01:48:31,717 --> 01:48:33,148 What a relief... 1361 01:48:34,782 --> 01:48:36,510 I thought it was mediocre 1362 01:48:37,049 --> 01:48:38,911 Fiancee! 1363 01:48:43,715 --> 01:48:47,007 Since everyone here is truthful, let me tell the lies 1364 01:48:47,711 --> 01:48:49,641 One word review, dreadful 1365 01:48:51,043 --> 01:48:53,473 You're so lying 1366 01:48:54,442 --> 01:48:57,669 -Hilarious -Yeah, she's the funniest 1367 01:48:57,774 --> 01:48:59,670 I'm extremely unfunny 1368 01:49:00,373 --> 01:49:02,463 I'm not here to tell jokes 1369 01:49:03,438 --> 01:49:05,835 I thought it through, I'm saying no 1370 01:49:17,934 --> 01:49:20,658 Sorry, I didn't realize you'd get so hurt 1371 01:49:22,764 --> 01:49:27,490 You didn't hurt me, you hurt yourself 1372 01:49:27,595 --> 01:49:29,720 by giving up on a perfection incarnate 1373 01:49:29,862 --> 01:49:31,794 and the bright future we could've shared 1374 01:49:31,929 --> 01:49:34,653 You're so stupid, how could you be so stupid? 1375 01:49:37,025 --> 01:49:38,719 Say something! 1376 01:49:39,693 --> 01:49:41,316 Why do you made him cry? 1377 01:49:43,024 --> 01:49:45,888 I want you to clarify our relationship 1378 01:49:57,185 --> 01:49:58,411 Lucas! 1379 01:49:58,518 --> 01:50:00,108 Get out of the way, narcissist 1380 01:50:00,251 --> 01:50:01,909 I've had enough of you 1381 01:50:02,016 --> 01:50:03,948 Do you know how selfish you are? 1382 01:50:04,083 --> 01:50:05,708 You really think the universe revolves around you? 1383 01:50:05,850 --> 01:50:07,575 My narcissism is better than your insecurity 1384 01:50:07,682 --> 01:50:09,773 She didn't say she didn't want you, you rejected yourself 1385 01:50:09,915 --> 01:50:11,539 You got no guts to go after her 1386 01:50:12,014 --> 01:50:13,912 -Go after whom? -Miu 1387 01:50:14,013 --> 01:50:17,603 Even the bimbo here can see through it clearly 1388 01:50:17,744 --> 01:50:21,868 You punched me out of no reason because she left 1389 01:50:23,576 --> 01:50:26,302 -Was I really like that? -Yes... 1390 01:50:36,370 --> 01:50:38,563 I've seen many love story endings in the movies 1391 01:50:38,671 --> 01:50:41,602 It's always the guy chasing after the girl 1392 01:50:41,736 --> 01:50:44,065 running like mad on the streets 1393 01:50:44,168 --> 01:50:45,395 Hey! 1394 01:50:45,502 --> 01:50:47,729 I don't know if I'm going to be moved 1395 01:50:47,834 --> 01:50:50,264 but I do want to be chased after for once 1396 01:50:53,233 --> 01:50:55,132 whichever one of them will be fine 1397 01:51:22,889 --> 01:51:24,853 You asked me to clarify our relationship for you 1398 01:51:24,987 --> 01:51:26,180 I have an answer for you 1399 01:51:27,654 --> 01:51:29,745 When I failed to bed you, 1400 01:51:29,886 --> 01:51:31,408 I thought we can be good friends 1401 01:51:31,551 --> 01:51:33,642 and I wanted to be the one to teach you how to get men 1402 01:51:35,018 --> 01:51:36,712 But I get more upset 1403 01:51:36,817 --> 01:51:38,609 with every man you meet 1404 01:51:43,814 --> 01:51:45,606 I do know plenty of men, 1405 01:51:46,312 --> 01:51:48,402 none of them my type though 1406 01:51:49,678 --> 01:51:51,143 I want someone 1407 01:51:51,278 --> 01:51:52,937 who lets me call the shots 1408 01:51:53,810 --> 01:51:55,899 but ends up making all the decisions for me 1409 01:51:57,043 --> 01:52:00,098 I want to find someone who does everything I tell him to do 1410 01:52:00,241 --> 01:52:02,366 but makes me want to do the same for him 1411 01:52:03,441 --> 01:52:05,428 I want to be a woman with successful career 1412 01:52:06,506 --> 01:52:08,664 but I don't want to have to work all that hard 1413 01:52:11,438 --> 01:52:13,629 I'm mortified that you are fooled by the others 1414 01:52:13,737 --> 01:52:15,792 but I can't fool you 1415 01:52:16,035 --> 01:52:17,728 When you and Antonio had sex, 1416 01:52:17,835 --> 01:52:19,800 I felt really sad 1417 01:52:22,433 --> 01:52:25,364 You mean that one time we had safe sex? 1418 01:52:25,498 --> 01:52:26,758 What? 1419 01:52:28,299 --> 01:52:31,627 Safe sex for him was... 1420 01:52:31,731 --> 01:52:34,889 he does his own and I do mine 1421 01:52:37,929 --> 01:52:39,393 Masturbation? 1422 01:52:42,194 --> 01:52:46,589 I want a passionate relationship but I don't want to get hurt 1423 01:52:48,456 --> 01:52:52,286 You're the worst guy I know 1424 01:52:53,221 --> 01:52:55,243 But I don't know why I would cry for you 1425 01:52:55,821 --> 01:52:58,082 I also thought I could claim your virginity 1426 01:52:58,187 --> 01:53:00,481 only to have you conquer mine 1427 01:53:01,285 --> 01:53:03,148 You're still...? 1428 01:53:04,818 --> 01:53:05,251 I meant my first real love 1429 01:53:09,050 --> 01:53:10,844 You said I'm the worst adversary you can have 1430 01:53:10,949 --> 01:53:12,439 True 1431 01:53:31,608 --> 01:53:33,574 Madame Fortune Teller!... 1432 01:53:33,708 --> 01:53:34,798 Hi, Lucas, it's been a while 1433 01:53:34,939 --> 01:53:36,235 -How are you? -Indeed 1434 01:53:36,340 --> 01:53:38,567 Remember I called you once around midnight 1435 01:53:38,672 --> 01:53:40,070 to consult on something? 1436 01:53:40,172 --> 01:53:41,728 Impossible, I am an early sleeper 1437 01:53:41,870 --> 01:53:43,360 and I turn the phone off. How did you locate me? 1438 01:53:43,505 --> 01:53:46,162 That's not possible, I did speak to you 1439 01:53:46,270 --> 01:53:47,328 Forget about that, 1440 01:53:47,471 --> 01:53:48,991 I have an emergency thing to ask 1441 01:53:49,135 --> 01:53:51,159 She was born in 1985 1442 01:53:51,301 --> 01:53:52,995 August 28th. Do we... 1443 01:53:53,101 --> 01:53:55,223 -make a good match?... -Let me take a look 1444 01:53:58,997 --> 01:54:01,327 Actually, forget about that 1445 01:54:01,431 --> 01:54:03,292 It doesn't really matter... 1446 01:54:04,063 --> 01:54:07,517 You guys look like the perfect match 1447 01:54:07,662 --> 01:54:09,149 I need to go somewhere, bye 1448 01:54:10,292 --> 01:54:13,020 -Really? -Of course, believe me 1449 01:54:16,959 --> 01:54:18,754 Perfect match?... 1450 01:54:20,258 --> 01:54:21,814 It's raining! 1451 01:54:34,385 --> 01:54:35,749 Let's be friends 1452 01:54:38,817 --> 01:54:40,838 Boyfriend and girlfriend 1453 01:55:08,839 --> 01:55:11,701 (First Night) 1454 01:56:22,879 --> 01:56:25,002 Sometimes a man's hands 1455 01:56:25,144 --> 01:56:27,609 can help in unclasping a woman's bra 1456 01:56:28,111 --> 01:56:30,338 But to unclasp one's inner self, 1457 01:56:30,443 --> 01:56:32,432 it's best to leave that to herself. 103832

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