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[ SILENCE ]

[ ALARM CLOCK BEEPING ]

[ BEEPING CONTINUES ] >> [ SIGHS ] TURN IT OFF. GOD.

>> [ SIGHS ] TURN IT OFF. GOD. [ BEEPING STOPS ]

[ KEYBOARD CLICKING ]

[ KEYBOARD CLICKING ] [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

>> MICHELLE AND SAM ARE A GREAT COUPLE. >> WELL, THEY'VE ONLY BEEN

COUPLE. >> WELL, THEY'VE ONLY BEEN DATING A FEW MONTHS.

>> WELL, THEY'VE ONLY BEEN DATING A FEW MONTHS. >> THEY MET AT NEW YEAR'S LAST

DATING A FEW MONTHS. >> THEY MET AT NEW YEAR'S LAST YEAR.

>> THEY MET AT NEW YEAR'S LAST YEAR. >> [ SIGHS ]

YEAR. >> [ SIGHS ] WHERE'D YOU GUYS GO FOR DINNER?

>> I THINK I SHOULD MOVE OUT. >> OKAY. >> I'M GOING TO.

>> OKAY. >> I'M GOING TO. >> MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

>> I'M GOING TO. >> MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

>> MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? >> YEAH. I'M ECSTATIC.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? >> YEAH. I'M ECSTATIC. >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> YEAH. I'M ECSTATIC. >> WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> MAYBE IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT? >> MAYBE IT'S A GOOD IDEA. >> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ COMPUTER RINGING ] >> HEY. >> HEY! WE CAUGHT YOU!

>> HEY. >> HEY! WE CAUGHT YOU! >> HEY, DOUG.

>> HEY! WE CAUGHT YOU! >> HEY, DOUG. >> HEY, DAD.

>> HEY, DOUG. >> HEY, DAD. FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THIS

>> HEY, DAD. FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THIS THING?

FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THIS THING? >> [ LAUGHS ] VERY FUNNY.

THING? >> [ LAUGHS ] VERY FUNNY. WE WENT UP TO SAN FELIPE ISLAND

>> [ LAUGHS ] VERY FUNNY. WE WENT UP TO SAN FELIPE ISLAND THIS WEEKEND WITH KEITH AND

WE WENT UP TO SAN FELIPE ISLAND THIS WEEKEND WITH KEITH AND KELLY AND DYLAN.

THIS WEEKEND WITH KEITH AND KELLY AND DYLAN. >> OH, YEAH.

KELLY AND DYLAN. >> OH, YEAH. DYLAN WAS PLAYING IN THE WATER

>> OH, YEAH. DYLAN WAS PLAYING IN THE WATER FOR HOURS.

DYLAN WAS PLAYING IN THE WATER FOR HOURS. HE, UH -- NO, HE'S NOT AFRAID OF

FOR HOURS. HE, UH -- NO, HE'S NOT AFRAID OF THE WAVES AT ALL.

HE, UH -- NO, HE'S NOT AFRAID OF THE WAVES AT ALL. >> THAT'S GREAT.

THE WAVES AT ALL. >> THAT'S GREAT. >> SO, WHEN WE CAME BACK, UH, WE

>> THAT'S GREAT. >> SO, WHEN WE CAME BACK, UH, WE STOPPED AT SEAVIEW AND VISITED

>> SO, WHEN WE CAME BACK, UH, WE STOPPED AT SEAVIEW AND VISITED YOUR GRANDFATHER, AND HE'S

STOPPED AT SEAVIEW AND VISITED YOUR GRANDFATHER, AND HE'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD.

YOUR GRANDFATHER, AND HE'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD. >> OH, THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR.

LOOKING PRETTY GOOD. >> OH, THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR. >> HE HAS SOMETHING THAT HE

>> OH, THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR. >> HE HAS SOMETHING THAT HE WANTS YOU TO GIVE CLARE.

>> HE HAS SOMETHING THAT HE WANTS YOU TO GIVE CLARE. SHE'S NOT LISTENING, IS SHE?

WANTS YOU TO GIVE CLARE. SHE'S NOT LISTENING, IS SHE? >> UH, NO. SHE'S NOT HERE.

SHE'S NOT LISTENING, IS SHE? >> UH, NO. SHE'S NOT HERE. >> YEP. ALL RIGHT.

>> UH, NO. SHE'S NOT HERE. >> YEP. ALL RIGHT. IT'S A RING THAT, UH, BELONGED

>> YEP. ALL RIGHT. IT'S A RING THAT, UH, BELONGED TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER.

IT'S A RING THAT, UH, BELONGED TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER. >> HE THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE A

TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER. >> HE THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE A NICE BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

>> HE THOUGHT IT WOULD MAKE A NICE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. >> UH, CLARE AND I HAVE DECIDED

NICE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. >> UH, CLARE AND I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK.

>> UH, CLARE AND I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK. >> WOW.

TO TAKE A BREAK. >> WOW. HAS SHE MOVED OUT?

>> WOW. HAS SHE MOVED OUT? >> YEAH.

HAS SHE MOVED OUT? >> YEAH. >> OH, HONEY.

>> YEAH. >> OH, HONEY. >> WELL, WE WERE STRUGGLING FOR

>> OH, HONEY. >> WELL, WE WERE STRUGGLING FOR A WHILE, AND IT'S REALLY BETTER

>> WELL, WE WERE STRUGGLING FOR A WHILE, AND IT'S REALLY BETTER THIS WAY.

A WHILE, AND IT'S REALLY BETTER THIS WAY. >> WHAT WERE YOU STRUGGLING

THIS WAY. >> WHAT WERE YOU STRUGGLING ABOUT?

>> WHAT WERE YOU STRUGGLING ABOUT? >> WELL...

ABOUT? >> WELL... >> I MEAN, NO, IT'S OKAY, DOUG.

>> WELL... >> I MEAN, NO, IT'S OKAY, DOUG. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT.

>> I MEAN, NO, IT'S OKAY, DOUG. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. >> I KNOW YOU'RE BOTH

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. >> I KNOW YOU'RE BOTH DISAPPOINTED.

>> I KNOW YOU'RE BOTH DISAPPOINTED. >> NO, WE'RE NOT.

DISAPPOINTED. >> NO, WE'RE NOT. >> WELL, OF COURSE WE'RE

>> NO, WE'RE NOT. >> WELL, OF COURSE WE'RE DISAPPOINTED.

>> WELL, OF COURSE WE'RE DISAPPOINTED. I'M NOT SURPRISED.

DISAPPOINTED. I'M NOT SURPRISED. I THINK CLARE'S GETTING OLDER,

I'M NOT SURPRISED. I THINK CLARE'S GETTING OLDER, YOU GUYS HAVEN'T BEEN

I THINK CLARE'S GETTING OLDER, YOU GUYS HAVEN'T BEEN PROGRESSING OR ADVANCING, AND

YOU GUYS HAVEN'T BEEN PROGRESSING OR ADVANCING, AND WOMEN NEED TO THINK ABOUT THOSE

PROGRESSING OR ADVANCING, AND WOMEN NEED TO THINK ABOUT THOSE THINGS, OKAY?

WOMEN NEED TO THINK ABOUT THOSE THINGS, OKAY? CLARE -- SHE NEEDS SOMEONE --

THINGS, OKAY? CLARE -- SHE NEEDS SOMEONE -- >> WELL, YOU KNOW, CLARE'S A

CLARE -- SHE NEEDS SOMEONE -- >> WELL, YOU KNOW, CLARE'S A VERY NICE GIRL, BUT IF SHE'S NOT

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, CLARE'S A VERY NICE GIRL, BUT IF SHE'S NOT THE ONE, SHE'S NOT.

VERY NICE GIRL, BUT IF SHE'S NOT THE ONE, SHE'S NOT. IT'S BETTER NOT TO SETTLE FOR

THE ONE, SHE'S NOT. IT'S BETTER NOT TO SETTLE FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU KNOW ISN'T

IT'S BETTER NOT TO SETTLE FOR SOMETHING THAT YOU KNOW ISN'T RIGHT.

SOMETHING THAT YOU KNOW ISN'T RIGHT. >> YEAH, EXACTLY. THANKS, MOM.

RIGHT. >> YEAH, EXACTLY. THANKS, MOM. >> TWO AGAINST ONE.

>> YEAH, EXACTLY. THANKS, MOM. >> TWO AGAINST ONE. SO, WHEN DID SHE MOVE OUT?

>> TWO AGAINST ONE. SO, WHEN DID SHE MOVE OUT? >> OVER THE WEEKEND.

SO, WHEN DID SHE MOVE OUT? >> OVER THE WEEKEND. I HELPED HER TAKE MOST OF HER

>> OVER THE WEEKEND. I HELPED HER TAKE MOST OF HER STUFF TO HER FRIEND CARA'S.

I HELPED HER TAKE MOST OF HER STUFF TO HER FRIEND CARA'S. SHE'S LEAVING A FEW THINGS HERE

STUFF TO HER FRIEND CARA'S. SHE'S LEAVING A FEW THINGS HERE FOR NOW TILL SHE FINDS A PLACE,

SHE'S LEAVING A FEW THINGS HERE FOR NOW TILL SHE FINDS A PLACE, BUT IT'LL BE OKA--

FOR NOW TILL SHE FINDS A PLACE, BUT IT'LL BE OKA-- HELLO?

BUT IT'LL BE OKA-- HELLO? >> WE'RE LISTENING.

HELLO? >> WE'RE LISTENING. WE'RE JUST OPENING ANOTHER

>> WE'RE LISTENING. WE'RE JUST OPENING ANOTHER BOTTLE.

WE'RE JUST OPENING ANOTHER BOTTLE. >> WE ARE NOT DISAPPOINTED,

BOTTLE. >> WE ARE NOT DISAPPOINTED, DOUG.

>> WE ARE NOT DISAPPOINTED, DOUG. >> YOU'RE NOT DISAPPOINTED.

DOUG. >> YOU'RE NOT DISAPPOINTED. >> SHH.

>> YOU'RE NOT DISAPPOINTED. >> SHH. >> WANT A LITTLE WHITE WINE?

>> SHH. >> WANT A LITTLE WHITE WINE? >> I LOVE THE MERLOT.

>> WANT A LITTLE WHITE WINE? >> I LOVE THE MERLOT. >> ALL RIGHT. YEAH.

>> ALL RIGHT. DOUG, YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO HIT A BULL'S-EYE. LET'S GO.

TRYING TO HIT A BULL'S-EYE. LET'S GO. "E." BEAUTIFUL.

LET'S GO. "E." BEAUTIFUL. LISTEN, DOUG, YOU'RE GONNA WANT

"E." BEAUTIFUL. LISTEN, DOUG, YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO KEEP YOUR DISTANCE NOW, MAN.

LISTEN, DOUG, YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO KEEP YOUR DISTANCE NOW, MAN. I'M SERIOUS -- LIKE RADIO

TO KEEP YOUR DISTANCE NOW, MAN. I'M SERIOUS -- LIKE RADIO SILENCE.

I'M SERIOUS -- LIKE RADIO SILENCE. SHE'S GONNA WANT BACK TOGETHER.

SILENCE. SHE'S GONNA WANT BACK TOGETHER. >> NO, I THINK WE'RE BOTH

SHE'S GONNA WANT BACK TOGETHER. >> NO, I THINK WE'RE BOTH REALIZING HOW UNHAPPY WE WERE.

>> NO, I THINK WE'RE BOTH REALIZING HOW UNHAPPY WE WERE. >> OH, PLEASE. COME ON, DOUG.

REALIZING HOW UNHAPPY WE WERE. >> OH, PLEASE. COME ON, DOUG. SHE'S GONNA GO OUT WITH SOME

>> OH, PLEASE. COME ON, DOUG. SHE'S GONNA GO OUT WITH SOME SLUTTY LITTLE GIRLFRIENDS AND

SHE'S GONNA GO OUT WITH SOME SLUTTY LITTLE GIRLFRIENDS AND THEN SHE'S GONNA FUCK SOME AWFUL

SLUTTY LITTLE GIRLFRIENDS AND THEN SHE'S GONNA FUCK SOME AWFUL GUY AND THEN SHE'S GONNA START

THEN SHE'S GONNA FUCK SOME AWFUL GUY AND THEN SHE'S GONNA START THINKING HOW SHE'S WORTHLESS AND

GUY AND THEN SHE'S GONNA START THINKING HOW SHE'S WORTHLESS AND SHE'S GONNA COME RUNNING TO YOU

THINKING HOW SHE'S WORTHLESS AND SHE'S GONNA COME RUNNING TO YOU SO YOU CAN CONVINCE HER THAT

SHE'S GONNA COME RUNNING TO YOU SO YOU CAN CONVINCE HER THAT SHE'S NOT WORTHLESS, AND THEN

SO YOU CAN CONVINCE HER THAT SHE'S NOT WORTHLESS, AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA GET BACK TOGETHER.

SHE'S NOT WORTHLESS, AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA GET BACK TOGETHER. GUARANTEED.

YOU'RE GONNA GET BACK TOGETHER. GUARANTEED. >> I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GIVING

GUARANTEED. >> I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GIVING EITHER OF US ENOUGH CREDIT.

>> I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GIVING EITHER OF US ENOUGH CREDIT. >> OH, COME ON.

EITHER OF US ENOUGH CREDIT. >> OH, COME ON. LET ME HIT ONE, THEN. MOVE.

>> OH, COME ON. LET ME HIT ONE, THEN. MOVE. HOLD THAT.

LET ME HIT ONE, THEN. MOVE. HOLD THAT. >> NO, YOU'RE WRONG.

HOLD THAT. >> NO, YOU'RE WRONG. THERE'S NO GOING BACK.

>> NO, YOU'RE WRONG. THERE'S NO GOING BACK. I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN GIVEN A

THERE'S NO GOING BACK. I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN GIVEN A NEW LIFE.

I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN GIVEN A NEW LIFE. I FEEL LIKE NOW I CAN --

NEW LIFE. I FEEL LIKE NOW I CAN -- >> [ LAUGHS ]

I FEEL LIKE NOW I CAN -- >> [ LAUGHS ] >> ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA HIT THIS

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA HIT THIS ONE.

>> ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA HIT THIS ONE. >> [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD.

ONE. >> [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD. YOU REALLY NEED TO WORK ON YOUR

>> [ Laughing ] OH, MY GOD. YOU REALLY NEED TO WORK ON YOUR SWING, MAN.

YOU REALLY NEED TO WORK ON YOUR SWING, MAN. >> YEAH, WELL, I'M OUT OF

SWING, MAN. >> YEAH, WELL, I'M OUT OF PRACTICE.

>> YEAH, WELL, I'M OUT OF PRACTICE. >> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

PRACTICE. >> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SHOULD TAKE LESSONS FROM ME.

>> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SHOULD TAKE LESSONS FROM ME. WATCH THIS.

YOU SHOULD TAKE LESSONS FROM ME. WATCH THIS. >> [ Laughing ] YEAH.

WATCH THIS. >> [ Laughing ] YEAH. MAYBE I WILL.

>> [ Laughing ] YEAH. MAYBE I WILL. SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING

MAYBE I WILL. SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I FEEL LIKE NOW I CAN DO THAT.

ABOUT. I FEEL LIKE NOW I CAN DO THAT. LIKE, NOW I CAN TAKE LESSONS.

I FEEL LIKE NOW I CAN DO THAT. LIKE, NOW I CAN TAKE LESSONS. NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.

NICE. >> HEAR THAT ONE? >> I AM GONNA TAKE LESSONS.

>> HEAR THAT ONE? >> I AM GONNA TAKE LESSONS. >> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> I AM GONNA TAKE LESSONS. >> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] >> ACCESS. ACTIVATE.

>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] >> ACCESS. ACTIVATE. >> ♪ AND SHE LOOKED LIKE

>> ACCESS. ACTIVATE. >> ♪ AND SHE LOOKED LIKE >> CUT THEM INTO QUARTER-INCH

>> ♪ AND SHE LOOKED LIKE >> CUT THEM INTO QUARTER-INCH SLICES.

>> CUT THEM INTO QUARTER-INCH SLICES. >> DURING THE DAYS, THE AFRICAN

SLICES. >> DURING THE DAYS, THE AFRICAN SUN CAN RAISE THE MERCURY TO

>> DURING THE DAYS, THE AFRICAN SUN CAN RAISE THE MERCURY TO 23 DEGREES CENTIGRADE OR MORE.

SUN CAN RAISE THE MERCURY TO 23 DEGREES CENTIGRADE OR MORE. THE MOUNTAIN IS, IN FACT, A

23 DEGREES CENTIGRADE OR MORE. THE MOUNTAIN IS, IN FACT, A STRATOVOLCANO CONSISTING OF

THE MOUNTAIN IS, IN FACT, A STRATOVOLCANO CONSISTING OF THREE DISTINCT CONES.

STRATOVOLCANO CONSISTING OF THREE DISTINCT CONES. HIKERS ASCEND THROUGH SEVEN

THREE DISTINCT CONES. HIKERS ASCEND THROUGH SEVEN MICROCLIMATES TO REACH ITS

HIKERS ASCEND THROUGH SEVEN MICROCLIMATES TO REACH ITS SUMMIT, THE UHURU, OR KIBO,

MICROCLIMATES TO REACH ITS SUMMIT, THE UHURU, OR KIBO, PEAK, WHICH STANDS AT NEARLY

SUMMIT, THE UHURU, OR KIBO, PEAK, WHICH STANDS AT NEARLY 6,000 METERS ABOVE SEA LEVEL.

PEAK, WHICH STANDS AT NEARLY 6,000 METERS ABOVE SEA LEVEL. [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]

6,000 METERS ABOVE SEA LEVEL. [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] >> SORRY I MISSED YOUR CALL.

[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] >> SORRY I MISSED YOUR CALL. PLEASE LEAVE --

>> SORRY I MISSED YOUR CALL. PLEASE LEAVE -- >> CALLED "EVERY MAN'S EVEREST,"

PLEASE LEAVE -- >> CALLED "EVERY MAN'S EVEREST," THE MOUNTAIN LURES OVER

>> CALLED "EVERY MAN'S EVEREST," THE MOUNTAIN LURES OVER 10,000 MOUNTAINEERS EVERY YEAR

THE MOUNTAIN LURES OVER 10,000 MOUNTAINEERS EVERY YEAR TO ATTEMPT SCALING ITS HEIGHTS.

10,000 MOUNTAINEERS EVERY YEAR TO ATTEMPT SCALING ITS HEIGHTS. LESS THAN HALF SUCCEED.

TO ATTEMPT SCALING ITS HEIGHTS. LESS THAN HALF SUCCEED. THE FAMED SNOWS OF

LESS THAN HALF SUCCEED. THE FAMED SNOWS OF KILIMANJARO -- IN ACTUALITY, ICE

THE FAMED SNOWS OF KILIMANJARO -- IN ACTUALITY, ICE GLACIERS -- HAVE RECEDED

KILIMANJARO -- IN ACTUALITY, ICE GLACIERS -- HAVE RECEDED MARKEDLY IN RECENT DECADES.

GLACIERS -- HAVE RECEDED MARKEDLY IN RECENT DECADES. BUT THE WEATHER ON THESE SLOPES

MARKEDLY IN RECENT DECADES. BUT THE WEATHER ON THESE SLOPES REMAINS VARIED AND OFTEN

BUT THE WEATHER ON THESE SLOPES REMAINS VARIED AND OFTEN INHOSPITABLE.

REMAINS VARIED AND OFTEN INHOSPITABLE. TO THE WEST, THE BORDER OF

INHOSPITABLE. TO THE WEST, THE BORDER OF TANZANIA BISECTS LAKE VICTORIA.

TO THE WEST, THE BORDER OF TANZANIA BISECTS LAKE VICTORIA. THE CITY OF KAMPALA STANDS ON

TANZANIA BISECTS LAKE VICTORIA. THE CITY OF KAMPALA STANDS ON THE LAKE'S NORTHERN SHORE, HOME

THE CITY OF KAMPALA STANDS ON THE LAKE'S NORTHERN SHORE, HOME TO OVER A MILLION AND A HALF

THE LAKE'S NORTHERN SHORE, HOME TO OVER A MILLION AND A HALF PEOPLE.

TO OVER A MILLION AND A HALF PEOPLE. [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]

PEOPLE. [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] >> HEY, DAD.

[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] >> HEY, DAD. >> HI, DOUG.

>> HEY, DAD. >> HI, DOUG. THE NURSING HOME...JUST CALLED.

>> HI, DOUG. THE NURSING HOME...JUST CALLED. YOUR GRANDFATHER HAS BEEN TAKEN

THE NURSING HOME...JUST CALLED. YOUR GRANDFATHER HAS BEEN TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL, AND I DON'T

YOUR GRANDFATHER HAS BEEN TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW SEVERE IT IS, BUT MOM

TO THE HOSPITAL, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW SEVERE IT IS, BUT MOM AND I ARE GONNA GO THERE RIGHT

KNOW HOW SEVERE IT IS, BUT MOM AND I ARE GONNA GO THERE RIGHT NOW, AND I WILL CALL YOU LATER.

AND I ARE GONNA GO THERE RIGHT NOW, AND I WILL CALL YOU LATER. I JUST -- I WANTED TO LET YOU

NOW, AND I WILL CALL YOU LATER. I JUST -- I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW.

I JUST -- I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW. I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA

KNOW. I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO FLY OUT HERE FOR THE NEXT FEW

I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO FLY OUT HERE FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND SPEND SOME TIME WITH

TO FLY OUT HERE FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND SPEND SOME TIME WITH HIM.

>> HEY, ERNIE! HEY, BUDDY! HEY! COME HERE.

HEY, BUDDY! HEY! COME HERE. WHERE IS EVERYONE?

HEY! COME HERE. WHERE IS EVERYONE? HELLO?!

>> SEEING THIS WHAT SEEMS TO BE... >> GRANDDAD?

BE... >> GRANDDAD? >> HELLO, DOUG!

>> GRANDDAD? >> HELLO, DOUG! COME ON IN HERE.

>> HELLO, DOUG! COME ON IN HERE. >> HEY!

COME ON IN HERE. >> HEY! >> WAIT A MINUTE.

>> HEY! >> WAIT A MINUTE. LET ME TURN THIS THING DOWN.

>> WAIT A MINUTE. LET ME TURN THIS THING DOWN. OH-HO.

LET ME TURN THIS THING DOWN. OH-HO. >> YOU COULD NEVER GET CLOSE

OH-HO. >> YOU COULD NEVER GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO SEE WHAT 95...

>> YOU COULD NEVER GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO SEE WHAT 95... >> OHH. HEY.

ENOUGH TO SEE WHAT 95... >> OHH. HEY. >> OH, GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> OHH. HEY. >> OH, GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> YOU LOOK GOOD.

>> OH, GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> YOU LOOK GOOD. >> THANKS. HOW ARE YOU?

>> YOU LOOK GOOD. >> THANKS. HOW ARE YOU? HOW YOU FEELING?

>> THANKS. HOW ARE YOU? HOW YOU FEELING? >> OH, I'M GREAT.

HOW YOU FEELING? >> OH, I'M GREAT. UH, I -- UH, OH, SORRY. HERE.

>> OH, I'M GREAT. UH, I -- UH, OH, SORRY. HERE. PULL UP A CHAIR.

UH, I -- UH, OH, SORRY. HERE. PULL UP A CHAIR. >> [ SIGHS ]

PULL UP A CHAIR. >> [ SIGHS ] >> I GUESS I'M NOT MUCH OF A

>> [ SIGHS ] >> I GUESS I'M NOT MUCH OF A HOST THESE DAYS.

>> I GUESS I'M NOT MUCH OF A HOST THESE DAYS. >> OH, NONSENSE.

HOST THESE DAYS. >> OH, NONSENSE. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> OH, NONSENSE. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] NOW, I WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ] NOW, I WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE DOING,

NOW, I WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE DOING, BUT FIRST, I WANT TO -- I WANT

EVERYTHING THAT YOU'RE DOING, BUT FIRST, I WANT TO -- I WANT TO TELL YOU.

BUT FIRST, I WANT TO -- I WANT TO TELL YOU. NOW, YOUR FATHER KNOWS THAT I'M

TO TELL YOU. NOW, YOUR FATHER KNOWS THAT I'M GOING TO DO THIS.

NOW, YOUR FATHER KNOWS THAT I'M GOING TO DO THIS. OPEN THAT DRAWER THERE.

GOING TO DO THIS. OPEN THAT DRAWER THERE. YOU SEE THAT RED BOX?

OPEN THAT DRAWER THERE. YOU SEE THAT RED BOX? I WANT YOU TO HAVE THAT.

YOU SEE THAT RED BOX? I WANT YOU TO HAVE THAT. I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT TO YOUR --

I WANT YOU TO HAVE THAT. I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT TO YOUR -- YOUR FRIEND.

I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT TO YOUR -- YOUR FRIEND. THAT WAS YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S.

YOUR FRIEND. THAT WAS YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S. YOUR BROTHER, KEITH'S, ALREADY

THAT WAS YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S. YOUR BROTHER, KEITH'S, ALREADY MARRIED.

YOUR BROTHER, KEITH'S, ALREADY MARRIED. ANYWAY, I THINK SHE WOULD WANT

MARRIED. ANYWAY, I THINK SHE WOULD WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.

ANYWAY, I THINK SHE WOULD WANT YOU TO HAVE IT. >> I APPRECIATE IT.

YOU TO HAVE IT. >> I APPRECIATE IT. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> I APPRECIATE IT. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT WOMEN.

I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT WOMEN. [ CHUCKLES ]

WOMEN. [ CHUCKLES ] YOU'VE GOT TO SPOIL THEM JUST A

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU'VE GOT TO SPOIL THEM JUST A LITTLE BIT.

YOU'VE GOT TO SPOIL THEM JUST A LITTLE BIT. [ CHUCKLES ]

LITTLE BIT. [ CHUCKLES ] CLARE -- OH.

[ CHUCKLES ] CLARE -- OH. SHE'S A RARE GIRL.

CLARE -- OH. SHE'S A RARE GIRL. WELL, ENOUGH ABOUT THAT.

SHE'S A RARE GIRL. WELL, ENOUGH ABOUT THAT. I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT LIFE IN THE

WELL, ENOUGH ABOUT THAT. I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT LIFE IN THE BIG CITY.

I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT LIFE IN THE BIG CITY. >> WELL, THERE'S NOT TOO MUCH TO

BIG CITY. >> WELL, THERE'S NOT TOO MUCH TO TELL.

>> WELL, THERE'S NOT TOO MUCH TO TELL. WHERE'D YOU GET THESE?

TELL. WHERE'D YOU GET THESE? >> YOUR MOTHER MADE THOSE FOR

WHERE'D YOU GET THESE? >> YOUR MOTHER MADE THOSE FOR ME, BLESS HER HEART.

>> YOUR MOTHER MADE THOSE FOR ME, BLESS HER HEART. >> IS THIS WHEN YOU WENT TO

ME, BLESS HER HEART. >> IS THIS WHEN YOU WENT TO MEXICO?

>> IS THIS WHEN YOU WENT TO MEXICO? >> YES, THAT WAS THE FIRST

MEXICO? >> YES, THAT WAS THE FIRST TRIP -- 1948.

>> YES, THAT WAS THE FIRST TRIP -- 1948. THAT'S A PICTURE OF MY FRIEND

TRIP -- 1948. THAT'S A PICTURE OF MY FRIEND JAMES McKENZIE AND ME.

THAT'S A PICTURE OF MY FRIEND JAMES McKENZIE AND ME. >> DOING A HEADSTAND?

JAMES McKENZIE AND ME. >> DOING A HEADSTAND? >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

>> DOING A HEADSTAND? >> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. HE'D DO A HEADSTAND, AND HE'D DO

>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. HE'D DO A HEADSTAND, AND HE'D DO ABOUT ANYTHING YOU'D ASK HIM TO

HE'D DO A HEADSTAND, AND HE'D DO ABOUT ANYTHING YOU'D ASK HIM TO DO.

ABOUT ANYTHING YOU'D ASK HIM TO DO. HE WAS A CRAZY MAN.

DO. HE WAS A CRAZY MAN. WE WERE GONNA TAKE ANOTHER TRIP

HE WAS A CRAZY MAN. WE WERE GONNA TAKE ANOTHER TRIP DOWN THERE.

WE WERE GONNA TAKE ANOTHER TRIP DOWN THERE. HE HAD A WHOLE ITINERARY LAID

DOWN THERE. HE HAD A WHOLE ITINERARY LAID OUT.

HE HAD A WHOLE ITINERARY LAID OUT. WE WERE GONNA GO ALL THE WAY TO

OUT. WE WERE GONNA GO ALL THE WAY TO PANAMA CITY.

WE WERE GONNA GO ALL THE WAY TO PANAMA CITY. YEAH.

PANAMA CITY. YEAH. BUT THEN THE KIDS WERE GETTING

YEAH. BUT THEN THE KIDS WERE GETTING OLDER, AND...WE -- WE STAYED

BUT THEN THE KIDS WERE GETTING OLDER, AND...WE -- WE STAYED CLOSER TO HOME.

OLDER, AND...WE -- WE STAYED CLOSER TO HOME. THERE'S A PICTURE OF YOUR FATHER

CLOSER TO HOME. THERE'S A PICTURE OF YOUR FATHER AND ME ON OUR TRIP UP TO THE

THERE'S A PICTURE OF YOUR FATHER AND ME ON OUR TRIP UP TO THE CASCADES.

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ] >> HEY, MAN. >> HEY! WHAT'S UP, SURVIVORMAN?

>> HEY, MAN. >> HEY! WHAT'S UP, SURVIVORMAN? FUCKING AFRICA? REALLY?

>> HEY! WHAT'S UP, SURVIVORMAN? FUCKING AFRICA? REALLY? >> DID YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURES?

FUCKING AFRICA? REALLY? >> DID YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURES? >> YOU KNOW WHERE WE SHOULD GO?

>> DID YOU LOOK AT THE PICTURES? >> YOU KNOW WHERE WE SHOULD GO? >> WHERE?

>> YOU KNOW WHERE WE SHOULD GO? >> WHERE? >> BANGKOK.

>> WHERE? >> BANGKOK. >> YEAH, I'M NOT GOING TO

>> BANGKOK. >> YEAH, I'M NOT GOING TO BANGKOK WITH YOU.

>> YEAH, I'M NOT GOING TO BANGKOK WITH YOU. >> WHY WOULD WE GO HALFWAY

BANGKOK WITH YOU. >> WHY WOULD WE GO HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD TO GO ON A

>> WHY WOULD WE GO HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD TO GO ON A HIKE?

AROUND THE WORLD TO GO ON A HIKE? >> LET'S MEET UP IN AN HOUR.

HIKE? >> LET'S MEET UP IN AN HOUR. YOU WANT TO GET SOME LUNCH?

>> LET'S MEET UP IN AN HOUR. YOU WANT TO GET SOME LUNCH? >> NAH.

YOU WANT TO GET SOME LUNCH? >> NAH. >> DO YOU HAVE TIME TODAY?

>> NAH. >> DO YOU HAVE TIME TODAY? I CAN COME BY ON MY LUNCH BREAK.

>> DO YOU HAVE TIME TODAY? I CAN COME BY ON MY LUNCH BREAK. >> UH, YEAH, SURE.

I CAN COME BY ON MY LUNCH BREAK. >> UH, YEAH, SURE. YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO.

>> UH, YEAH, SURE. YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO. >> KEN?! KEN!

YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO. >> KEN?! KEN! >> CALL YOU WHEN I'M DOWNSTAIRS.

>> KEN?! KEN! >> CALL YOU WHEN I'M DOWNSTAIRS. >> KEN!

>> CALL YOU WHEN I'M DOWNSTAIRS. >> KEN! WHERE'S KEN?

>> KEN! WHERE'S KEN? >> UH, SORRY. HE'S NOT HERE.

WHERE'S KEN? >> UH, SORRY. HE'S NOT HERE. >> WHERE IS HE?

>> UH, SORRY. HE'S NOT HERE. >> WHERE IS HE? >> I GUESS HE STEPPED OUT.

>> WHERE IS HE? >> I GUESS HE STEPPED OUT. I DON'T KNOW.

>> I GUESS HE STEPPED OUT. I DON'T KNOW. >> HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?

I DON'T KNOW. >> HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW? YOU SIT RIGHT ACROSS FROM THE

>> HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW? YOU SIT RIGHT ACROSS FROM THE GUY.

YOU SIT RIGHT ACROSS FROM THE GUY. >> YEAH. I WAS ON THE PHONE.

GUY. >> YEAH. I WAS ON THE PHONE. >> ALL RIGHT.

>> YEAH. I WAS ON THE PHONE. >> ALL RIGHT. >> IS THERE SOMETHING I COULD

>> ALL RIGHT. >> IS THERE SOMETHING I COULD HELP YOU WITH?

>> IS THERE SOMETHING I COULD HELP YOU WITH? >> NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

HELP YOU WITH? >> NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. WHEN HE GETS BACK, TELL HIM TO

>> NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. WHEN HE GETS BACK, TELL HIM TO BRING IN THE LAYOUTS FROM ANNE.

WHEN HE GETS BACK, TELL HIM TO BRING IN THE LAYOUTS FROM ANNE. >> FOR THE COOKBOOK?

BRING IN THE LAYOUTS FROM ANNE. >> FOR THE COOKBOOK? >> YEP.

>> HEY! >> HEY. >> YOU TAKE LUNCH AT 3:30?

>> YOU TAKE LUNCH AT 3:30? >> YEAH, SORRY. I COULDN'T GET AWAY AS QUICKLY

>> YEAH, SORRY. I COULDN'T GET AWAY AS QUICKLY AS I THOUGHT.

I COULDN'T GET AWAY AS QUICKLY AS I THOUGHT. CHECK IT OUT.

AS I THOUGHT. CHECK IT OUT. >> WHAT? WHAT IS THIS?

CHECK IT OUT. >> WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? >> IT'S ONE OF THE ROUTES WE CAN

>> WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? >> IT'S ONE OF THE ROUTES WE CAN DO.

>> IT'S ONE OF THE ROUTES WE CAN DO. LISTEN, WE FLY IN TO NAIROBI.

DO. LISTEN, WE FLY IN TO NAIROBI. >> I SIT ON MY ASS FOR NINE

LISTEN, WE FLY IN TO NAIROBI. >> I SIT ON MY ASS FOR NINE HOURS A DAY.

>> I SIT ON MY ASS FOR NINE HOURS A DAY. I'M NOT -- WE'RE NOT ATHLETES.

HOURS A DAY. I'M NOT -- WE'RE NOT ATHLETES. >> I RAN TRACK.

I'M NOT -- WE'RE NOT ATHLETES. >> I RAN TRACK. >> YOU SUCKED SO BAD.

>> I RAN TRACK. >> YOU SUCKED SO BAD. >> ALL THE MORE REASON TO DO IT.

>> YOU SUCKED SO BAD. >> ALL THE MORE REASON TO DO IT. LOOK, WE GOT MONTHS TO GET IN

>> ALL THE MORE REASON TO DO IT. LOOK, WE GOT MONTHS TO GET IN SHAPE.

LOOK, WE GOT MONTHS TO GET IN SHAPE. MITCH, THIS IS A TRIP OF A

SHAPE. MITCH, THIS IS A TRIP OF A LIFETIME, MAN, AND WHEN PEOPLE

MITCH, THIS IS A TRIP OF A LIFETIME, MAN, AND WHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOU'RE DOING THIS

LIFETIME, MAN, AND WHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOU'RE DOING THIS SUMMER, YOU CAN SAY, "I DON'T

ASK YOU WHAT YOU'RE DOING THIS SUMMER, YOU CAN SAY, "I DON'T KNOW.

SUMMER, YOU CAN SAY, "I DON'T KNOW. I'M CLIMBING THE HIGHEST PEAK IN

KNOW. I'M CLIMBING THE HIGHEST PEAK IN AFRICA."

I'M CLIMBING THE HIGHEST PEAK IN AFRICA." >> ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS

AFRICA." >> ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS CLARE?

>> ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS CLARE? >> NO, NOT AT ALL.

CLARE? >> NO, NOT AT ALL. >> I TALKED TO HER, YOU KNOW.

>> NO, NOT AT ALL. >> I TALKED TO HER, YOU KNOW. >> OKAY.

>> I TALKED TO HER, YOU KNOW. >> OKAY. LOOK, MAN, THIS IS A SAFARI WE

>> OKAY. LOOK, MAN, THIS IS A SAFARI WE CAN DO.

LOOK, MAN, THIS IS A SAFARI WE CAN DO. THIS IS A TWO-DAY TRIP IN MOSHI,

CAN DO. THIS IS A TWO-DAY TRIP IN MOSHI, THIS TOWN AT THE BASE -- ALL

THIS IS A TWO-DAY TRIP IN MOSHI, THIS TOWN AT THE BASE -- ALL RIGHT? -- SO WE GET A LITTLE

THIS TOWN AT THE BASE -- ALL RIGHT? -- SO WE GET A LITTLE ACCLIMATED BEFORE WE START.

RIGHT? -- SO WE GET A LITTLE ACCLIMATED BEFORE WE START. AND AFTER WE SUMMIT AND DESCEND,

ACCLIMATED BEFORE WE START. AND AFTER WE SUMMIT AND DESCEND, WE GO TO TANGA, MAN.

AND AFTER WE SUMMIT AND DESCEND, WE GO TO TANGA, MAN. IT'S A BEACH TOWN ON THE

WE GO TO TANGA, MAN. IT'S A BEACH TOWN ON THE INDIAN OCEAN.

IT'S A BEACH TOWN ON THE INDIAN OCEAN. >> ARE THERE ANY TOPLESS BEACHES

INDIAN OCEAN. >> ARE THERE ANY TOPLESS BEACHES THERE?

>> ARE THERE ANY TOPLESS BEACHES THERE? >> I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.

THERE? >> I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. >> WHATEVER. I'M IN.

>> I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. >> WHATEVER. I'M IN. >> YOU'RE IN?

>> WHATEVER. I'M IN. >> YOU'RE IN? REALLY? ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> YOU'RE IN? REALLY? ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> YES, I'M SERIOUS. YES.

REALLY? ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> YES, I'M SERIOUS. YES. >> GREAT, MAN.

>> GREAT, MAN. THIS IS -- THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT, MAN.

THIS IS -- THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT, MAN. LOOK AT THIS.

GREAT, MAN. LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE

LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE SHERPAS, AND THEY'RE THE GUY

THIS IS A PICTURE OF THE SHERPAS, AND THEY'RE THE GUY THAT CARRY OUR BAG.

SHERPAS, AND THEY'RE THE GUY THAT CARRY OUR BAG. >> THAT'S GREAT.

THAT CARRY OUR BAG. >> THAT'S GREAT. LOOK, I GOT TO GO.

LOOK, I GOT TO GO. WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, HONESTLY.

WE GOT TO TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, HONESTLY. CALL ME LATER.

HONESTLY. CALL ME LATER. >> CAN I GET A SMOKE?

CALL ME LATER. >> CAN I GET A SMOKE? >> REALLY?

>> CAN I GET A SMOKE? >> REALLY? >> YEAH.

>> REALLY? >> YEAH. >> HERE. ENJOY. KEEP IT.

>> YEAH. >> HERE. ENJOY. KEEP IT. >> THANKS.

>> HERE. ENJOY. KEEP IT. >> THANKS. [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> [ CHUCKLES ] >> ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

>> ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? >> YEAH, MY KEYS.

SOMETHING? >> YEAH, MY KEYS. I HAD THEM ON MY SHOE.

>> YEAH, MY KEYS. I HAD THEM ON MY SHOE. >> OH. DID YOU HAVE A KEYCHAIN

I HAD THEM ON MY SHOE. >> OH. DID YOU HAVE A KEYCHAIN OR SOMETHING?

>> OH. DID YOU HAVE A KEYCHAIN OR SOMETHING? >> YEAH, A BOTTLE OPENER.

OR SOMETHING? >> YEAH, A BOTTLE OPENER. IT'S BLUE.

>> YEAH, A BOTTLE OPENER. IT'S BLUE. >> I'M SORRY.

IT'S BLUE. >> I'M SORRY. LOSING YOUR KEYS IS THE WORST.

>> I'M SORRY. LOSING YOUR KEYS IS THE WORST. >> IT SUCKS BALLS.

LOSING YOUR KEYS IS THE WORST. >> IT SUCKS BALLS. >> I'M DOUG.

>> IT SUCKS BALLS. >> I'M DOUG. >> YVONNE.

>> I'M DOUG. >> YVONNE. >> WELL, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN

>> YVONNE. >> WELL, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD THEM LAST?

>> WELL, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD THEM LAST? >> YEAH -- WHEN I GOT HERE.

YOU HAD THEM LAST? >> YEAH -- WHEN I GOT HERE. >> WAS THERE ANYTHING ON THE

>> YEAH -- WHEN I GOT HERE. >> WAS THERE ANYTHING ON THE BOTTLE OPENER, LIKE A SPECIAL

>> WAS THERE ANYTHING ON THE BOTTLE OPENER, LIKE A SPECIAL SHAPE OR SOMETHING?

BOTTLE OPENER, LIKE A SPECIAL SHAPE OR SOMETHING? >> NO.

SHAPE OR SOMETHING? >> NO. YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? MY ROOMMATE WILL LET ME IN.

YOU KNOW WHAT? MY ROOMMATE WILL LET ME IN. IT'S FINE.

MY ROOMMATE WILL LET ME IN. IT'S FINE. >> I DON'T MIND LOOKING.

IT'S FINE. >> I DON'T MIND LOOKING. >> NO, I-I GOT TO GO.

>> I DON'T MIND LOOKING. >> NO, I-I GOT TO GO. BUT THANKS ANYWAY.

>> NO, I-I GOT TO GO. BUT THANKS ANYWAY. >> I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T FIND

BUT THANKS ANYWAY. >> I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T FIND THEM.

>> I'M SORRY WE DIDN'T FIND THEM. I HOPE THE REST OF YOUR DAY

THEM. I HOPE THE REST OF YOUR DAY DOESN'T SUCK BALLS.

I HOPE THE REST OF YOUR DAY DOESN'T SUCK BALLS. >> [ LAUGHS ]

DOESN'T SUCK BALLS. >> [ LAUGHS ] UH, IT WAS DAVE, RIGHT?

>> [ LAUGHS ] UH, IT WAS DAVE, RIGHT? >> UH, DOUG.

UH, IT WAS DAVE, RIGHT? >> UH, DOUG. >> DOUG. OKAY.

>> UH, DOUG. >> DOUG. OKAY. GOT IT. GOT IT NOW.

>> DOUG. OKAY. GOT IT. GOT IT NOW. [ CHUCKLES ]

GOT IT. GOT IT NOW. [ CHUCKLES ] >> WELL, IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU.

[ CHUCKLES ] >> WELL, IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU. >> YEAH, YOU, TOO. OKAY.

>> WELL, IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU. >> YEAH, YOU, TOO. OKAY. >> YVONNE.

>> YEAH, YOU, TOO. OKAY. >> YVONNE. >> YEAH, YVONNE.

>> YVONNE. >> YEAH, YVONNE. SO, I'LL -- I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.

>> HI. >> HI. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.

>> HI. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO. >> I'M SORRY.

IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO. >> I'M SORRY. I'M JUST SURPRISED YOU'RE HERE.

>> I'M SORRY. I'M JUST SURPRISED YOU'RE HERE. >> I LEFT YOU A MESSAGE ON MY

I'M JUST SURPRISED YOU'RE HERE. >> I LEFT YOU A MESSAGE ON MY WAY OVER.

>> I LEFT YOU A MESSAGE ON MY WAY OVER. >> I DIDN'T GET IT.

WAY OVER. >> I DIDN'T GET IT. >> I JUST CAME TO GET THE REST

>> I DIDN'T GET IT. >> I JUST CAME TO GET THE REST OF MY STUFF.

>> I JUST CAME TO GET THE REST OF MY STUFF. >> UH, THERE'S SOME MAIL FOR YOU

OF MY STUFF. >> UH, THERE'S SOME MAIL FOR YOU OVER HERE.

>> UH, THERE'S SOME MAIL FOR YOU OVER HERE. >> I SAW IT. THANKS.

OVER HERE. >> I SAW IT. THANKS. >> I'M SORRY.

>> I SAW IT. THANKS. >> I'M SORRY. I'M HEADED BACK OUT.

>> I'M SORRY. I'M HEADED BACK OUT. >> IT'S FINE.

I'M HEADED BACK OUT. >> IT'S FINE. >> I MEAN I'M SORRY WE CAN'T

>> IT'S FINE. >> I MEAN I'M SORRY WE CAN'T CATCH UP.

>> I MEAN I'M SORRY WE CAN'T CATCH UP. >> I THINK IF YOU WANTED TO

CATCH UP. >> I THINK IF YOU WANTED TO CATCH UP, YOU WOULD ANSWER YOUR

>> I THINK IF YOU WANTED TO CATCH UP, YOU WOULD ANSWER YOUR PHONE.

CATCH UP, YOU WOULD ANSWER YOUR PHONE. >> I KNOW I DIDN'T GET BACK TO

PHONE. >> I KNOW I DIDN'T GET BACK TO YOU LAST WEEK.

>> I KNOW I DIDN'T GET BACK TO YOU LAST WEEK. I WAS IN CALIFORNIA.

YOU LAST WEEK. I WAS IN CALIFORNIA. MY GRANDFATHER HAD A STROKE.

I WAS IN CALIFORNIA. MY GRANDFATHER HAD A STROKE. >> OH, MY GOD.

MY GRANDFATHER HAD A STROKE. >> OH, MY GOD. IS HE OKAY?

>> OH, MY GOD. IS HE OKAY? >> UH, HE -- HE'S NOT, LIKE, UP

IS HE OKAY? >> UH, HE -- HE'S NOT, LIKE, UP AND ABOUT YET, BUT HE SEEMS

>> UH, HE -- HE'S NOT, LIKE, UP AND ABOUT YET, BUT HE SEEMS FINE.

AND ABOUT YET, BUT HE SEEMS FINE. >> I'M SO SORRY.

FINE. >> I'M SO SORRY. >> HE ASKED ABOUT YOU.

>> I'M SO SORRY. >> HE ASKED ABOUT YOU. >> REALLY?

>> HE ASKED ABOUT YOU. >> REALLY? IS HE SEEING ANYBODY THESE DAYS?

>> REALLY? IS HE SEEING ANYBODY THESE DAYS? TELL HIM I SAID HELLO.

IS HE SEEING ANYBODY THESE DAYS? TELL HIM I SAID HELLO. >> I WILL.

TELL HIM I SAID HELLO. >> I WILL. >> HEY, UM, ANY CHANCE YOU CAN

>> I WILL. >> HEY, UM, ANY CHANCE YOU CAN HELP ME GET THESE DOWN TO THE

>> HEY, UM, ANY CHANCE YOU CAN HELP ME GET THESE DOWN TO THE STREET?

HELP ME GET THESE DOWN TO THE STREET? >> I'M SORRY.

STREET? >> I'M SORRY. I'M RUNNING LATE ALREADY.

>> I'M SORRY. I'M RUNNING LATE ALREADY. I'M MEETING UP WITH MITCH.

I'M RUNNING LATE ALREADY. I'M MEETING UP WITH MITCH. WE'RE LOOKING AT CLIMBING

I'M MEETING UP WITH MITCH. WE'RE LOOKING AT CLIMBING MOUNT KILIMANJARO.

WE'RE LOOKING AT CLIMBING MOUNT KILIMANJARO. >> REALLY? WOW.

MOUNT KILIMANJARO. >> REALLY? WOW. WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN?

>> REALLY? WOW. WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN? >> OH, I JUST, UH -- I JUST GOT

WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN? >> OH, I JUST, UH -- I JUST GOT THE IDEA.

>> OH, I JUST, UH -- I JUST GOT THE IDEA. >> WELL, THAT'S -- THAT'S COOL.

THE IDEA. >> WELL, THAT'S -- THAT'S COOL. THAT'S REALL-- THAT'S REALLY

>> WELL, THAT'S -- THAT'S COOL. THAT'S REALL-- THAT'S REALLY GREAT.

THAT'S REALL-- THAT'S REALLY GREAT. >> WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S

GREAT. >> WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S MOUNT EVEREST.

>> WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S MOUNT EVEREST. >> NO, NO. IT'S REALLY --

MOUNT EVEREST. >> NO, NO. IT'S REALLY -- THAT'S REALLY GREAT, DOUG.

>> NO, NO. IT'S REALLY -- THAT'S REALLY GREAT, DOUG. >> YEAH. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO

THAT'S REALLY GREAT, DOUG. >> YEAH. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, YOU KNOW -- SOMETHING NEW.

>> YEAH. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, YOU KNOW -- SOMETHING NEW. UM...

IT, YOU KNOW -- SOMETHING NEW. UM... WELL, IF YOU CAN'T GET IT ALL

UM... WELL, IF YOU CAN'T GET IT ALL TONIGHT, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

WELL, IF YOU CAN'T GET IT ALL TONIGHT, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I CAN HELP YOU TOMORROW NIGHT OR

TONIGHT, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I CAN HELP YOU TOMORROW NIGHT OR THIS WEEKEND OR SOMETHING.

I CAN HELP YOU TOMORROW NIGHT OR THIS WEEKEND OR SOMETHING. >> I'LL BE FINE.

THIS WEEKEND OR SOMETHING. >> I'LL BE FINE. >> WELL, I'LL SEE YOU SOON?

>> I'LL BE FINE. >> WELL, I'LL SEE YOU SOON? >> WILL YOU?

>> WELL, I'LL SEE YOU SOON? >> WILL YOU? I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD ANY PLANS.

>> WILL YOU? I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD ANY PLANS. IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE YOU AT

I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD ANY PLANS. IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE YOU AT SOME POINT.

IT WOULD BE NICE TO SEE YOU AT SOME POINT. >> YEAH. WE SHOULD GET A DRINK.

SOME POINT. >> YEAH. WE SHOULD GET A DRINK. HOW 'BOUT TOMORROW?

>> YEAH. WE SHOULD GET A DRINK. HOW 'BOUT TOMORROW? >> I CAN'T TOMORROW.

HOW 'BOUT TOMORROW? >> I CAN'T TOMORROW. >> OKAY. UH, THURSDAY?

>> I CAN'T TOMORROW. >> OKAY. UH, THURSDAY? >> YOU WANT TO DO DINNER?

>> OKAY. UH, THURSDAY? >> YOU WANT TO DO DINNER? >> DINNER, UH -- DINNER SOUNDS

>> YOU WANT TO DO DINNER? >> DINNER, UH -- DINNER SOUNDS GREAT.

>> DINNER, UH -- DINNER SOUNDS GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU THEN. OKAY.

I'LL SEE YOU THEN. OKAY. >> BYE.

OKAY. >> BYE. >> BYE.

>> BYE. >> BYE. [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

>> BYE. [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] >> ALLEGEDLY, I'M HERE TO, UH,

[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] >> ALLEGEDLY, I'M HERE TO, UH, TELL EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM TO

>> ALLEGEDLY, I'M HERE TO, UH, TELL EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM TO GIVE YOU THEIR MONEY.

TELL EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM TO GIVE YOU THEIR MONEY. THAT'S HOW THE COMPANY PROFITS.

GIVE YOU THEIR MONEY. THAT'S HOW THE COMPANY PROFITS. THAT'S HOW I GET PAID.

THAT'S HOW THE COMPANY PROFITS. THAT'S HOW I GET PAID. BUT THAT'S NOT HOW I OPERATE.

THAT'S HOW I GET PAID. BUT THAT'S NOT HOW I OPERATE. SEE, I CAN'T KNOWINGLY TAKE

BUT THAT'S NOT HOW I OPERATE. SEE, I CAN'T KNOWINGLY TAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FROM

SEE, I CAN'T KNOWINGLY TAKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FROM SOMEBODY THAT I CAN TELL

THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FROM SOMEBODY THAT I CAN TELL IMMEDIATELY WON'T MAKE IT TO THE

SOMEBODY THAT I CAN TELL IMMEDIATELY WON'T MAKE IT TO THE TOP.

IMMEDIATELY WON'T MAKE IT TO THE TOP. AND LOOKING AROUND THIS ROOM

TOP. AND LOOKING AROUND THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW, I CAN SEE SOME PEOPLE

AND LOOKING AROUND THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW, I CAN SEE SOME PEOPLE WHO WON'T MAKE IT.

RIGHT NOW, I CAN SEE SOME PEOPLE WHO WON'T MAKE IT. SO, I'M GONNA MEET WITH EACH OF

WHO WON'T MAKE IT. SO, I'M GONNA MEET WITH EACH OF YOU, ONE ON ONE, AND WE'RE GONNA

SO, I'M GONNA MEET WITH EACH OF YOU, ONE ON ONE, AND WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND --

YOU, ONE ON ONE, AND WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND -- YOUR EXERCISE REGIMEN, YOUR

TALK ABOUT YOUR BACKGROUND -- YOUR EXERCISE REGIMEN, YOUR HEALTH CONDITIONING -- AND I'M

YOUR EXERCISE REGIMEN, YOUR HEALTH CONDITIONING -- AND I'M GONNA BE BRUTALLY HONEST WITH

HEALTH CONDITIONING -- AND I'M GONNA BE BRUTALLY HONEST WITH YOU ABOUT WHAT I THINK.

GONNA BE BRUTALLY HONEST WITH YOU ABOUT WHAT I THINK. AFTER THAT...

YOU ABOUT WHAT I THINK. AFTER THAT... IT'S UP TO YOU, FOLKS.

AFTER THAT... IT'S UP TO YOU, FOLKS. LIKE THEY SAY, A FOOL AND HIS

IT'S UP TO YOU, FOLKS. LIKE THEY SAY, A FOOL AND HIS MONEY.

LIKE THEY SAY, A FOOL AND HIS MONEY. >> WHAT A FUCKING RETARD.

MONEY. >> WHAT A FUCKING RETARD. WHAT A COCKSUCKER.

>> WHAT A FUCKING RETARD. WHAT A COCKSUCKER. >> WHY? WHAT DID HE TELL YOU?

WHAT A COCKSUCKER. >> WHY? WHAT DID HE TELL YOU? >> THE SAME THING HE TOLD

>> WHY? WHAT DID HE TELL YOU? >> THE SAME THING HE TOLD EVERYBODY.

>> THE SAME THING HE TOLD EVERYBODY. IT'S JUST HIS SPIEL.

EVERYBODY. IT'S JUST HIS SPIEL. >> HE SAID YOU WOULDN'T MAKE IT?

IT'S JUST HIS SPIEL. >> HE SAID YOU WOULDN'T MAKE IT? >> HE SAID I NEEDED TO BE

>> HE SAID YOU WOULDN'T MAKE IT? >> HE SAID I NEEDED TO BE EXERCISING MORE.

>> HE SAID I NEEDED TO BE EXERCISING MORE. IT IS SUCH BULLSHIT.

EXERCISING MORE. IT IS SUCH BULLSHIT. >> THAT'S WHAT HE SAID TO ME.

IT IS SUCH BULLSHIT. >> THAT'S WHAT HE SAID TO ME. >> YEAH, I KNOW.

>> THAT'S WHAT HE SAID TO ME. >> YEAH, I KNOW. HE TOLD THAT TO EVERYBODY, I

>> YEAH, I KNOW. HE TOLD THAT TO EVERYBODY, I BET.

HE TOLD THAT TO EVERYBODY, I BET. YOU KNOW WHAT I TOLD HIM?

BET. YOU KNOW WHAT I TOLD HIM? I TOLD HIM I'M ALREADY RUNNING

YOU KNOW WHAT I TOLD HIM? I TOLD HIM I'M ALREADY RUNNING 5 MILES A DAY.

I TOLD HIM I'M ALREADY RUNNING 5 MILES A DAY. >> [ Laughing ] YOU LIED TO HIM?

5 MILES A DAY. >> [ Laughing ] YOU LIED TO HIM? >> [ Laughing ] IT DOESN'T

>> [ Laughing ] YOU LIED TO HIM? >> [ Laughing ] IT DOESN'T MATTER.

>> [ Laughing ] IT DOESN'T MATTER. HE'S NOT GONNA BE ON OUR TREK.

MATTER. HE'S NOT GONNA BE ON OUR TREK. HE'S JUST A SALES REP.

HE'S NOT GONNA BE ON OUR TREK. HE'S JUST A SALES REP. >> YEAH, "KILI" KURT, THE GUY

HE'S JUST A SALES REP. >> YEAH, "KILI" KURT, THE GUY WHOSE BLOG I READ -- HE SAID

>> YEAH, "KILI" KURT, THE GUY WHOSE BLOG I READ -- HE SAID THAT ALTITUDE'S THE ONLY THING

WHOSE BLOG I READ -- HE SAID THAT ALTITUDE'S THE ONLY THING TO REALLY WORRY ABOUT.

THAT ALTITUDE'S THE ONLY THING TO REALLY WORRY ABOUT. >> YEAH, SEE?

TO REALLY WORRY ABOUT. >> YEAH, SEE? IT'S ALL MENTAL, OKAY?

>> YEAH, SEE? IT'S ALL MENTAL, OKAY? DON'T LET YOURSELF GET PSYCHED

IT'S ALL MENTAL, OKAY? DON'T LET YOURSELF GET PSYCHED OUT BY THAT FUCKING DIPSHIT.

DON'T LET YOURSELF GET PSYCHED OUT BY THAT FUCKING DIPSHIT. >> DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TRAVEL

OUT BY THAT FUCKING DIPSHIT. >> DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TRAVEL INSURANCE AND GUIDE FEES?

>> DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TRAVEL INSURANCE AND GUIDE FEES? >> IT'S, WHAT, LIKE A GRAND,

INSURANCE AND GUIDE FEES? >> IT'S, WHAT, LIKE A GRAND, RIGHT?

>> IT'S, WHAT, LIKE A GRAND, RIGHT? >> $1,200.

RIGHT? >> $1,200. >> YEAH.

>> $1,200. >> YEAH. >> WE SHOULD DO

>> YEAH. >> WE SHOULD DO THE SEPTEMBER TREK.

THE SEPTEMBER TREK. THAT GIVES US THE MOST TIME TO GET IN SHAPE.

THAT GIVES US THE MOST TIME TO GET IN SHAPE. >> NO, NO. I CAN'T DO SEPTEMBER.

GET IN SHAPE. >> NO, NO. I CAN'T DO SEPTEMBER. I GOT TO TAKE MY TIME OFF BEFORE

>> NO, NO. I CAN'T DO SEPTEMBER. I GOT TO TAKE MY TIME OFF BEFORE AUGUST 31st OR I LOSE IT.

I GOT TO TAKE MY TIME OFF BEFORE AUGUST 31st OR I LOSE IT. >> WELL, I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO

AUGUST 31st OR I LOSE IT. >> WELL, I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GET THE TIME OFF IN AUGUST.

>> WELL, I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GET THE TIME OFF IN AUGUST. WE HAVE THE HUDSON BOOK FAIR.

GET THE TIME OFF IN AUGUST. WE HAVE THE HUDSON BOOK FAIR. >> YOU CAN'T TAKE TWO WEEKS OFF?

WE HAVE THE HUDSON BOOK FAIR. >> YOU CAN'T TAKE TWO WEEKS OFF? >> NOT DURING THAT TIME, NO.

>> YOU CAN'T TAKE TWO WEEKS OFF? >> NOT DURING THAT TIME, NO. >> THEN QUIT.

>> NOT DURING THAT TIME, NO. >> THEN QUIT. YOU HATE IT THERE ANYWAY.

>> THEN QUIT. YOU HATE IT THERE ANYWAY. >> YEAH. HOW WOULD I PAY FOR THE

YOU HATE IT THERE ANYWAY. >> YEAH. HOW WOULD I PAY FOR THE TRIP?

>> YEAH. HOW WOULD I PAY FOR THE TRIP? >> NOT NOW.

TRIP? >> NOT NOW. QUIT RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO.

>> NOT NOW. QUIT RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO. >> I CAN'T DO THAT TO THEM.

QUIT RIGHT BEFORE YOU GO. >> I CAN'T DO THAT TO THEM. I'M THE ONLY GUY THAT KNOWS HOW

>> I CAN'T DO THAT TO THEM. I'M THE ONLY GUY THAT KNOWS HOW TO RUN IT.

I'M THE ONLY GUY THAT KNOWS HOW TO RUN IT. >> THAT IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM,

TO RUN IT. >> THAT IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM, DOUG.

>> THAT IS NOT YOUR PROBLEM, DOUG. >> WELL, I CAN'T JUST QUIT.

DOUG. >> WELL, I CAN'T JUST QUIT. >> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> WELL, I CAN'T JUST QUIT. >> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? LOOK -- YOU GO INTO HIS OFFICE,

>> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? LOOK -- YOU GO INTO HIS OFFICE, AND YOU TELL HIM YOU'RE LEAVING

LOOK -- YOU GO INTO HIS OFFICE, AND YOU TELL HIM YOU'RE LEAVING UNLESS HE GIVES YOU THE TIME

AND YOU TELL HIM YOU'RE LEAVING UNLESS HE GIVES YOU THE TIME OFF.

UNLESS HE GIVES YOU THE TIME OFF. HE'LL GIVE YOU THE TIME OFF.

OFF. HE'LL GIVE YOU THE TIME OFF. I'M SERIOUS.

HE'LL GIVE YOU THE TIME OFF. I'M SERIOUS. THERE'S NO WAY HE'S LETTING HIS

I'M SERIOUS. THERE'S NO WAY HE'S LETTING HIS MOST EXPERIENCED GUY JUST WALK

THERE'S NO WAY HE'S LETTING HIS MOST EXPERIENCED GUY JUST WALK OUT THE DOOR.

MOST EXPERIENCED GUY JUST WALK OUT THE DOOR. >> YEAH.

OUT THE DOOR. >> YEAH. >> HE'LL PROBABLY EVEN GIVE YOU

>> YEAH. >> HE'LL PROBABLY EVEN GIVE YOU A RAISE.

>> HE'LL PROBABLY EVEN GIVE YOU A RAISE. >> YEAH, A RAISE WOULD BE NICE.

A RAISE. >> YEAH, A RAISE WOULD BE NICE. >> WHAT, YOU NEED SOME MONEY?

>> YEAH, A RAISE WOULD BE NICE. >> WHAT, YOU NEED SOME MONEY? I-I-I CAN LEND YOU SOME.

>> WHAT, YOU NEED SOME MONEY? I-I-I CAN LEND YOU SOME. >> NO, NO, NO.

I-I-I CAN LEND YOU SOME. >> NO, NO, NO. >> NO, I KNOW YOU'D PAY ME BACK.

>> NO, NO, NO. >> NO, I KNOW YOU'D PAY ME BACK. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

>> NO, I KNOW YOU'D PAY ME BACK. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. >> NO, WHAT -- SERIOUSLY, MITCH,

IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. >> NO, WHAT -- SERIOUSLY, MITCH, I APPRECIATE THE OFFER.

>> NO, WHAT -- SERIOUSLY, MITCH, I APPRECIATE THE OFFER. IT'S NICE. BUT I'LL BE FINE.

I APPRECIATE THE OFFER. IT'S NICE. BUT I'LL BE FINE. I MADE A BUDGET.

IT'S NICE. BUT I'LL BE FINE. I MADE A BUDGET. >> ARE YOU PAYING ALL THE RENT

I MADE A BUDGET. >> ARE YOU PAYING ALL THE RENT NOW?

>> ARE YOU PAYING ALL THE RENT NOW? >> NO, SHE'S GIVING ME SOME OF

NOW? >> NO, SHE'S GIVING ME SOME OF HER SHARE UNTIL JULY.

>> NO, SHE'S GIVING ME SOME OF HER SHARE UNTIL JULY. THAT'S WHEN OUR LEASE IS UP.

HER SHARE UNTIL JULY. THAT'S WHEN OUR LEASE IS UP. THAT WAS PART OF OUR AGREEMENT.

THAT'S WHEN OUR LEASE IS UP. THAT WAS PART OF OUR AGREEMENT. >> OH, OH, THE AGREEMENT.

THAT WAS PART OF OUR AGREEMENT. >> OH, OH, THE AGREEMENT. PBBT! HEY, THAT'LL STICK.

>> BILL. UH, IS THIS AN OKAY TIME? >> WHAT'S UP?

UH, IS THIS AN OKAY TIME? >> WHAT'S UP? >> DID YOU GET MY E-MAIL?

>> WHAT'S UP? >> DID YOU GET MY E-MAIL? >> UH...

>> DID YOU GET MY E-MAIL? >> UH... I HA-- I DIDN'T SEE IT.

>> UH... I HA-- I DIDN'T SEE IT. WH-WHAT'S UP?

I HA-- I DIDN'T SEE IT. WH-WHAT'S UP? >> WELL, I'M PLANNING WITH A

WH-WHAT'S UP? >> WELL, I'M PLANNING WITH A FRIEND OF MINE TO CLIMB

>> WELL, I'M PLANNING WITH A FRIEND OF MINE TO CLIMB MOUNT KILIMANJARO THIS SUMMER,

FRIEND OF MINE TO CLIMB MOUNT KILIMANJARO THIS SUMMER, AND I WANT TO SCHEDULE A TIME

MOUNT KILIMANJARO THIS SUMMER, AND I WANT TO SCHEDULE A TIME THAT'S CONVENIENT TO TAKE OFF IN

AND I WANT TO SCHEDULE A TIME THAT'S CONVENIENT TO TAKE OFF IN EITHER JULY OR AUGUST.

THAT'S CONVENIENT TO TAKE OFF IN EITHER JULY OR AUGUST. I HAVE SOME EXACT DATES I

EITHER JULY OR AUGUST. I HAVE SOME EXACT DATES I COULD --

I HAVE SOME EXACT DATES I COULD -- >> HOW 'BOUT SEPTEMBER?

COULD -- >> HOW 'BOUT SEPTEMBER? >> UH, SORRY.

>> HOW 'BOUT SEPTEMBER? >> UH, SORRY. MY FRIEND CAN'T DO SEPTEMBER.

>> UH, SORRY. MY FRIEND CAN'T DO SEPTEMBER. >> WELL, I CAN'T HAVE YOU OUT IN

MY FRIEND CAN'T DO SEPTEMBER. >> WELL, I CAN'T HAVE YOU OUT IN AUGUST, AND KEN'S ALREADY TAKING

>> WELL, I CAN'T HAVE YOU OUT IN AUGUST, AND KEN'S ALREADY TAKING TIME IN JULY.

AUGUST, AND KEN'S ALREADY TAKING TIME IN JULY. >> NO, I SPOKE TO KEN, AND OUR

TIME IN JULY. >> NO, I SPOKE TO KEN, AND OUR DATES WOULDN'T OVERLAP.

>> NO, I SPOKE TO KEN, AND OUR DATES WOULDN'T OVERLAP. >> BUT YOU'D BE OUT

DATES WOULDN'T OVERLAP. >> BUT YOU'D BE OUT BACK-TO-BACK.

>> BUT YOU'D BE OUT BACK-TO-BACK. WHY DOESN'T YOUR FRIEND JUST DO

BACK-TO-BACK. WHY DOESN'T YOUR FRIEND JUST DO SEPTEMBER?

WHY DOESN'T YOUR FRIEND JUST DO SEPTEMBER? >> WELL, HIS JOB -- HE HAS TO

SEPTEMBER? >> WELL, HIS JOB -- HE HAS TO TAKE HIS VACATION BEFORE THEN.

>> WELL, HIS JOB -- HE HAS TO TAKE HIS VACATION BEFORE THEN. >> WELL...

TAKE HIS VACATION BEFORE THEN. >> WELL... I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

>> WELL... I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO. UM...

SUPPOSED TO DO. UM... MAYBE TALK TO KEN ABOUT CHANGING

UM... MAYBE TALK TO KEN ABOUT CHANGING HIS TRIP?

MAYBE TALK TO KEN ABOUT CHANGING HIS TRIP? I DON'T KNOW, DOUG.

HIS TRIP? I DON'T KNOW, DOUG. >> BILL...

I DON'T KNOW, DOUG. >> BILL... I HAVEN'T ASKED FOR AN EXTENDED

>> BILL... I HAVEN'T ASKED FOR AN EXTENDED VACATION IN OVER THREE YEARS,

I HAVEN'T ASKED FOR AN EXTENDED VACATION IN OVER THREE YEARS, AND I'LL WORK OVERTIME TO MAKE

VACATION IN OVER THREE YEARS, AND I'LL WORK OVERTIME TO MAKE SURE KEN HAS EVERYTHING HE NEEDS

AND I'LL WORK OVERTIME TO MAKE SURE KEN HAS EVERYTHING HE NEEDS WHILE I'M AWAY.

SURE KEN HAS EVERYTHING HE NEEDS WHILE I'M AWAY. >> STOP.

WHILE I'M AWAY. >> STOP. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> STOP. >> [ SIGHS ] >> DOUG, YOU CAN'T TURN KEN INTO

>> [ SIGHS ] >> DOUG, YOU CAN'T TURN KEN INTO YOU.

>> DOUG, YOU CAN'T TURN KEN INTO YOU. YOU'RE THE LEAD GUY HERE.

YOU. YOU'RE THE LEAD GUY HERE. YOU'RE THE ONE I DEPEND ON.

YOU'RE THE LEAD GUY HERE. YOU'RE THE ONE I DEPEND ON. >> WELL, THANK YOU.

YOU'RE THE ONE I DEPEND ON. >> WELL, THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT.

>> WELL, THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT. >> I NEED YOU TO BE THE POINT

I APPRECIATE THAT. >> I NEED YOU TO BE THE POINT PERSON ON THE JAVITS THING,

>> I NEED YOU TO BE THE POINT PERSON ON THE JAVITS THING, OKAY?

PERSON ON THE JAVITS THING, OKAY? I DON'T EVEN WANT KEN TALKING TO

OKAY? I DON'T EVEN WANT KEN TALKING TO THOSE PEOPLE.

I DON'T EVEN WANT KEN TALKING TO THOSE PEOPLE. >> WELL, I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT

THOSE PEOPLE. >> WELL, I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT THIS TRIP IS VERY IMPORTANT TO

>> WELL, I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT THIS TRIP IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

THIS TRIP IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. >> I DON'T KNOW HOW IT COULD

ME. >> I DON'T KNOW HOW IT COULD WORK.

>> I DON'T KNOW HOW IT COULD WORK. >> WELL, I-I WAS THINKING

WORK. >> WELL, I-I WAS THINKING MAYBE --

>> WELL, I-I WAS THINKING MAYBE -- [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

MAYBE -- [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] >> YEAH?

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] >> YEAH? [ LAUGHS ]

>> YEAH? [ LAUGHS ] NO, I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.

[ LAUGHS ] NO, I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. CAN YOU SHUT THE DOOR?

NO, I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING. CAN YOU SHUT THE DOOR? YEAH.

CAN YOU SHUT THE DOOR? YEAH. YEAH.

YEAH. YEAH. WELL, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

YEAH. WELL, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY. >> AY, YI, YI.

WELL, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY. >> AY, YI, YI. [ SIGHS ] SORRY.

>> AY, YI, YI. [ SIGHS ] SORRY. >> MM, FINE.

[ SIGHS ] SORRY. >> MM, FINE. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> MM, FINE. >> [ SIGHS ] MY MOM KEEPS ASKING ME IF I'VE

>> [ SIGHS ] MY MOM KEEPS ASKING ME IF I'VE SEEN YOU.

MY MOM KEEPS ASKING ME IF I'VE SEEN YOU. WE'RE DISCUSSING OUR

SEEN YOU. WE'RE DISCUSSING OUR DIFFERENCES.

WE'RE DISCUSSING OUR DIFFERENCES. >> HMM.

DIFFERENCES. >> HMM. >> I TOLD HER WE WERE HAVING

>> HMM. >> I TOLD HER WE WERE HAVING DINNER TONIGHT.

>> I TOLD HER WE WERE HAVING DINNER TONIGHT. ACTUALLY, I SAID YOU WERE MAKING

DINNER TONIGHT. ACTUALLY, I SAID YOU WERE MAKING DINNER, AND SHE JOKED THAT MY

ACTUALLY, I SAID YOU WERE MAKING DINNER, AND SHE JOKED THAT MY DAD HASN'T MADE HER DINNER IN

DINNER, AND SHE JOKED THAT MY DAD HASN'T MADE HER DINNER IN LIKE 30 YEARS.

DAD HASN'T MADE HER DINNER IN LIKE 30 YEARS. >> WELL, I'M ON A BUDGET.

LIKE 30 YEARS. >> WELL, I'M ON A BUDGET. >> WELL, ANYWAY, SHE'S CONVINCED

>> WELL, I'M ON A BUDGET. >> WELL, ANYWAY, SHE'S CONVINCED THAT I'VE LET THE BEST THING

>> WELL, ANYWAY, SHE'S CONVINCED THAT I'VE LET THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME SLIP

THAT I'VE LET THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS.

THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME SLIP THROUGH MY FINGERS. >> MY PARENTS SAY THE SAME

THROUGH MY FINGERS. >> MY PARENTS SAY THE SAME THING.

>> MY PARENTS SAY THE SAME THING. >> BUT IN YOUR CASE, THEY'RE

THING. >> BUT IN YOUR CASE, THEY'RE RIGHT.

>> BUT IN YOUR CASE, THEY'RE RIGHT. >> HA.

RIGHT. >> HA. [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]

>> HA. [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] OH. MITCH.

[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] OH. MITCH. >> TAKE IT.

OH. MITCH. >> TAKE IT. >> NO. WE'RE HAVING DINNER.

>> TAKE IT. >> NO. WE'RE HAVING DINNER. I'LL CALL HIM LATER.

>> NO. WE'RE HAVING DINNER. I'LL CALL HIM LATER. OH, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE

I'LL CALL HIM LATER. OH, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE IT'S STILL OKAY FOR YOU TO COVER

OH, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE IT'S STILL OKAY FOR YOU TO COVER PART OF THE RENT.

IT'S STILL OKAY FOR YOU TO COVER PART OF THE RENT. >> UM, WELL, I FEEL LIKE I NEED

PART OF THE RENT. >> UM, WELL, I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO HELP OUT CARA A LITTLE BIT.

>> UM, WELL, I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO HELP OUT CARA A LITTLE BIT. I MEAN, I'M LIVING ON HER COUCH,

TO HELP OUT CARA A LITTLE BIT. I MEAN, I'M LIVING ON HER COUCH, AND, UM, I'M SORRY.

I MEAN, I'M LIVING ON HER COUCH, AND, UM, I'M SORRY. I JUST -- I NEED TO GIVE HER

AND, UM, I'M SORRY. I JUST -- I NEED TO GIVE HER SOMETHING.

SOMETHING. >> WELL, IF YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN'T.

>> WELL, IF YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN'T. >> THANKS. I-I KNOW IT'S NOT

CAN'T. >> THANKS. I-I KNOW IT'S NOT WHAT WE AGREED.

>> THANKS. I-I KNOW IT'S NOT WHAT WE AGREED. HOW'S WORK? HOW'S BILL?

WHAT WE AGREED. HOW'S WORK? HOW'S BILL? >> BILL'S, UM, BILL.

HOW'S WORK? HOW'S BILL? >> BILL'S, UM, BILL. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> BILL'S, UM, BILL. >> [ CHUCKLES ] >> HOW'S SCHOOL?

>> [ CHUCKLES ] >> HOW'S SCHOOL? >> IT'S OKAY.

>> HOW'S SCHOOL? >> IT'S OKAY. >> DID YOU GET YOUR CLASSROOM

>> IT'S OKAY. >> DID YOU GET YOUR CLASSROOM PLACEMENT?

>> DID YOU GET YOUR CLASSROOM PLACEMENT? >> YEAH, STATEN ISLAND.

PLACEMENT? >> YEAH, STATEN ISLAND. >> MM.

>> YEAH, STATEN ISLAND. >> MM. >> YEAH. IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

>> MM. >> YEAH. IT'S NOT THAT BAD. >> YEAH, IT'S A BOROUGH.

>> YEAH. IT'S NOT THAT BAD. >> YEAH, IT'S A BOROUGH. >> [ Laughing ] YEAH.

>> YEAH, IT'S A BOROUGH. >> [ Laughing ] YEAH. [ CELLPHONE CHIMES ]

>> [ Laughing ] YEAH. [ CELLPHONE CHIMES ] >> OH.

[ CELLPHONE CHIMES ] >> OH. OH. UM...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK,

>> OH. OH. UM...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?

OH. UM...I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY? >> OKAY.

OKAY? >> OKAY. >> HI.

>> OKAY. >> HI. [ CHUCKLES ]

>> HI. [ CHUCKLES ] [ RINGING ]

[ CHUCKLES ] [ RINGING ] >> HEY.

[ RINGING ] >> HEY. >> HEY, MAN.

>> HEY. >> HEY, MAN. >> YOU GET MY MESSAGE?

>> HEY, MAN. >> YOU GET MY MESSAGE? >> NO.

>> YOU GET MY MESSAGE? >> NO. >> I FOUND TICKETS IN AUGUST FOR

>> NO. >> I FOUND TICKETS IN AUGUST FOR $1,680.

>> I FOUND TICKETS IN AUGUST FOR $1,680. BOOM!

$1,680. BOOM! >> AWESOME.

BOOM! >> AWESOME. YOU KNOW, I'LL TALK TO BILL

>> AWESOME. YOU KNOW, I'LL TALK TO BILL TOMORROW.

YOU KNOW, I'LL TALK TO BILL TOMORROW. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TOMORROW?

TOMORROW. >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TOMORROW? I ORDERED THEM.

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TOMORROW? I ORDERED THEM. I COULDN'T LET THAT PRICE GO.

I ORDERED THEM. I COULDN'T LET THAT PRICE GO. WHY DIDN'T YOU TALK TO HIM

I COULDN'T LET THAT PRICE GO. WHY DIDN'T YOU TALK TO HIM TODAY?

WHY DIDN'T YOU TALK TO HIM TODAY? >> IT JUST WASN'T A GOOD TIME.

TODAY? >> IT JUST WASN'T A GOOD TIME. >> WHATEVER.

>> IT JUST WASN'T A GOOD TIME. >> WHATEVER. I MEAN, YOU'RE QUITTING THERE

>> WHATEVER. I MEAN, YOU'RE QUITTING THERE ANYWAY, RIGHT?

I MEAN, YOU'RE QUITTING THERE ANYWAY, RIGHT? >> NO, I'M NOT QUITTING.

ANYWAY, RIGHT? >> NO, I'M NOT QUITTING. >> YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO.

>> NO, I'M NOT QUITTING. >> YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO. ALL RIGHT.

>> YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO. ALL RIGHT. AT LEAST WE GOT THE TICKETS.

ALL RIGHT. AT LEAST WE GOT THE TICKETS. >> WELL, I WAS GONNA PUT THEM ON

AT LEAST WE GOT THE TICKETS. >> WELL, I WAS GONNA PUT THEM ON MY CREDIT CARD.

>> WELL, I WAS GONNA PUT THEM ON MY CREDIT CARD. >> ALL RIGHT.

MY CREDIT CARD. >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, NOW YOU CAN PAY ME.

>> ALL RIGHT. WELL, NOW YOU CAN PAY ME. >> O-OKAY. WELL...

WELL, NOW YOU CAN PAY ME. >> O-OKAY. WELL... >> DO YOU NOT HAVE $1,600 IN

>> O-OKAY. WELL... >> DO YOU NOT HAVE $1,600 IN YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT?

>> DO YOU NOT HAVE $1,600 IN YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT? >> I HAVE THE MONEY.

YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT? >> I HAVE THE MONEY. I'LL JUST WRITE YOU A CHECK.

>> I HAVE THE MONEY. I'LL JUST WRITE YOU A CHECK. >> THERE'S NO HURRY, SO YOU CAN

I'LL JUST WRITE YOU A CHECK. >> THERE'S NO HURRY, SO YOU CAN JUST PAY ME AFTER.

>> THERE'S NO HURRY, SO YOU CAN JUST PAY ME AFTER. >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, THANKS.

JUST PAY ME AFTER. >> ALL RIGHT. WELL, THANKS. I APPRECIATE THAT.

>> ALL RIGHT. WELL, THANKS. I APPRECIATE THAT. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THEM

I APPRECIATE THAT. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND THEM SO CHEAP.

SO CHEAP. >> THAT'S AWESOME. ALL RIGHT. UM, I GOT TO GO.

>> THAT'S AWESOME. ALL RIGHT. UM, I GOT TO GO. >> OH, YOU'RE BUSY?

ALL RIGHT. UM, I GOT TO GO. >> OH, YOU'RE BUSY? TELL HER I SAID HELLO.

>> OH, YOU'RE BUSY? TELL HER I SAID HELLO. >> MM. MITCH?

TELL HER I SAID HELLO. >> MM. MITCH? >> YEAH.

>> MM. MITCH? >> YEAH. >> I TALKED TO HIM A COUPLE

>> YEAH. >> I TALKED TO HIM A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.

>> I TALKED TO HIM A COUPLE WEEKS AGO. >> I HEARD. YEAH.

WEEKS AGO. >> I HEARD. YEAH. >> YEAH. MM-HMM.

>> I HEARD. YEAH. >> YEAH. MM-HMM. HE TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE SEEING

>> YEAH. MM-HMM. HE TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE SEEING A 19-YEAR-OLD, A MODEL -- THAT

HE TOLD ME THAT YOU WERE SEEING A 19-YEAR-OLD, A MODEL -- THAT HE SET YOU GUYS UP.

A 19-YEAR-OLD, A MODEL -- THAT HE SET YOU GUYS UP. >> SHE WAS 20.

HE SET YOU GUYS UP. >> SHE WAS 20. >> VERY FUNNY.

>> SHE WAS 20. >> VERY FUNNY. >> YEAH. WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT

>> VERY FUNNY. >> YEAH. WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH IN COMMON.

>> YEAH. WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT MUCH IN COMMON. IT WASN'T REALLY WORKING OUT.

MUCH IN COMMON. IT WASN'T REALLY WORKING OUT. YOU KNOW, SHE DIDN'T LIKE TO

IT WASN'T REALLY WORKING OUT. YOU KNOW, SHE DIDN'T LIKE TO READ.

YOU KNOW, SHE DIDN'T LIKE TO READ. >> DID SHE KNOW HOW TO READ?

READ. >> DID SHE KNOW HOW TO READ? [ BOTH LAUGH ]

>> DID SHE KNOW HOW TO READ? [ BOTH LAUGH ] IT REALLY WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME.

[ BOTH LAUGH ] IT REALLY WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME. I MEAN, WE BREAK UP, AND THEN,

IT REALLY WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME. I MEAN, WE BREAK UP, AND THEN, SUDDENLY, YOU'RE LIKE A

I MEAN, WE BREAK UP, AND THEN, SUDDENLY, YOU'RE LIKE A MOUNTAIN-CLIMBING STUD.

SUDDENLY, YOU'RE LIKE A MOUNTAIN-CLIMBING STUD. >> WELL, I HAVEN'T CLIMBED ANY

MOUNTAIN-CLIMBING STUD. >> WELL, I HAVEN'T CLIMBED ANY MOUNTAINS YET.

>> WELL, I HAVEN'T CLIMBED ANY MOUNTAINS YET. >> SO, TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE STILL

MOUNTAINS YET. >> SO, TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUD?

>> SO, TECHNICALLY, YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUD? >> YEAH, EXACTLY.

JUST A STUD? >> YEAH, EXACTLY. >> I'M REALLY GLAD THAT WE'RE

>> YEAH, EXACTLY. >> I'M REALLY GLAD THAT WE'RE HAVING DINNER.

>> I'M REALLY GLAD THAT WE'RE HAVING DINNER. IT'S WEIRD, RIGHT?

HAVING DINNER. IT'S WEIRD, RIGHT? >> WEIRD WHY?

IT'S WEIRD, RIGHT? >> WEIRD WHY? >> NOT HAVING DINNER EVERY

>> WEIRD WHY? >> NOT HAVING DINNER EVERY NIGHT.

>> NOT HAVING DINNER EVERY NIGHT. [ CHUCKLES ]

NIGHT. [ CHUCKLES ] NOT TALKING ALL THE TIME, AND,

[ CHUCKLES ] NOT TALKING ALL THE TIME, AND, UM, YOU KNOW, I JUST -- THERE

NOT TALKING ALL THE TIME, AND, UM, YOU KNOW, I JUST -- THERE ARE NICE THINGS ABOUT IT.

UM, YOU KNOW, I JUST -- THERE ARE NICE THINGS ABOUT IT. I'M SURE YOU THINK SO, TOO.

ARE NICE THINGS ABOUT IT. I'M SURE YOU THINK SO, TOO. IT'S JUST A BIG CHANGE.

I'M SURE YOU THINK SO, TOO. IT'S JUST A BIG CHANGE. I MEAN, UH, AT LEAST YOU HAVE

IT'S JUST A BIG CHANGE. I MEAN, UH, AT LEAST YOU HAVE THE APARTMENT.

I MEAN, UH, AT LEAST YOU HAVE THE APARTMENT. ARE YOU MAD AT ME?

THE APARTMENT. ARE YOU MAD AT ME? >> NO.

ARE YOU MAD AT ME? >> NO. >> REALLY?

>> NO. >> REALLY? >> WHY WOULD I BE MAD AT YOU?

>> REALLY? >> WHY WOULD I BE MAD AT YOU? >> I DON'T KNOW.

>> WHY WOULD I BE MAD AT YOU? >> I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, FOR BREAKING UP

>> I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, FOR BREAKING UP WITH YOU.

I MEAN, FOR BREAKING UP WITH YOU. [ CHUCKLES ]

WITH YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] [ LAUGHS ]

[ CHUCKLES ] [ LAUGHS ] WE BROKE UP.

[ LAUGHS ] WE BROKE UP. FOR NOT GIVING YOU MORE MONEY

WE BROKE UP. FOR NOT GIVING YOU MORE MONEY FOR THE RENT AND --

FOR NOT GIVING YOU MORE MONEY FOR THE RENT AND -- >> I'M NOT MAD.

FOR THE RENT AND -- >> I'M NOT MAD. I'M NOT.

>> I'M NOT MAD. I'M NOT. >> OKAY.

>> OKAY. >> HERE. YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR HAIR.

>> HERE. YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN YOUR HAIR. >> OH, THANK YOU.

YOUR HAIR. >> OH, THANK YOU. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> OH, THANK YOU. >> [ SIGHS ] [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ GROANS SOFTLY ]

>> WHAT HAPPENED? >> I WAS JUST SAYING YOU BETTER SHOW UP ON CRUTCHES.

>> I WAS JUST SAYING YOU BETTER SHOW UP ON CRUTCHES. >> [ LAUGHS ]

SHOW UP ON CRUTCHES. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> I PUT THE REVISED PAGES FROM

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> I PUT THE REVISED PAGES FROM GENE CHRISTOPHER ON YOUR DESK.

>> I PUT THE REVISED PAGES FROM GENE CHRISTOPHER ON YOUR DESK. >> THANKS.

GENE CHRISTOPHER ON YOUR DESK. >> THANKS. >> I NEED YOU TO PROOF THEM AND

>> THANKS. >> I NEED YOU TO PROOF THEM AND GET THEM BACK TO HIM TODAY IF

>> I NEED YOU TO PROOF THEM AND GET THEM BACK TO HIM TODAY IF THAT'S STILL POSSIBLE.

GET THEM BACK TO HIM TODAY IF THAT'S STILL POSSIBLE. >> NO PROBLEM.

THAT'S STILL POSSIBLE. >> NO PROBLEM. UH...

>> NO PROBLEM. UH... >> ARE YOU OKAY?

UH... >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> YEAH.

>> ARE YOU OKAY? >> YEAH. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A

>> YEAH. I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A SPECIALIST THIS AFTERNOON.

I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT WITH A SPECIALIST THIS AFTERNOON. >> GENE REALLY NEEDS THOSE

SPECIALIST THIS AFTERNOON. >> GENE REALLY NEEDS THOSE TODAY.

>> GENE REALLY NEEDS THOSE TODAY. I TOLD HIM YOU'D BE ALL OVER IT.

TODAY. I TOLD HIM YOU'D BE ALL OVER IT. >> GOT IT.

I TOLD HIM YOU'D BE ALL OVER IT. >> GOT IT. YEAH.

>> GOT IT. YEAH. >> KEN, CAN YOU COME IN HERE?

YEAH. >> KEN, CAN YOU COME IN HERE? >> YEAH.

>> KEN, CAN YOU COME IN HERE? >> YEAH. >> YEAH. HE'S REALLY BOOKED.

>> YEAH. >> YEAH. HE'S REALLY BOOKED. YEAH, I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW.

>> YEAH. HE'S REALLY BOOKED. YEAH, I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T I HAVE THE DOCTOR CALL

YEAH, I DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T I HAVE THE DOCTOR CALL YOU BACK?

WHY DON'T I HAVE THE DOCTOR CALL YOU BACK? >> UH, HI.

YOU BACK? >> UH, HI. I'M HERE TO SEE DR. PATEL.

>> UH, HI. I'M HERE TO SEE DR. PATEL. >> HI!

I'M HERE TO SEE DR. PATEL. >> HI! >> HI. YOU WORK HERE.

>> HI! >> HI. YOU WORK HERE. >> I DO.

>> HI. YOU WORK HERE. >> I DO. [ LAUGHS ]

>> I DO. [ LAUGHS ] >> HOW ARE YOU?

[ LAUGHS ] >> HOW ARE YOU? >> UH, I'M -- I'M GOOD.

>> HOW ARE YOU? >> UH, I'M -- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE -- HOW ARE YOU?

>> UH, I'M -- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE -- HOW ARE YOU? >> WELL, I'VE BEEN BETTER.

HOW ARE -- HOW ARE YOU? >> WELL, I'VE BEEN BETTER. >> OH, MY GOSH.

>> WELL, I'VE BEEN BETTER. >> OH, MY GOSH. [ Laughing ] YEAH, I'LL BET.

>> OH, MY GOSH. [ Laughing ] YEAH, I'LL BET. UM, I DON'T MEAN TO LAUGH AT

[ Laughing ] YEAH, I'LL BET. UM, I DON'T MEAN TO LAUGH AT YOUR AILMENT.

UM, I DON'T MEAN TO LAUGH AT YOUR AILMENT. >> NO, IT'S FINE.

YOUR AILMENT. >> NO, IT'S FINE. >> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT AND

>> NO, IT'S FINE. >> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT AND I'LL GET YOU THE FORMS?

>> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT AND I'LL GET YOU THE FORMS? >> OKAY.

I'LL GET YOU THE FORMS? >> OKAY. >> OKAY.

>> OKAY. >> OKAY. >> I'M PLANNING -- I'M HOPING --

>> OKAY. >> I'M PLANNING -- I'M HOPING -- TO CLIMB KILIMANJARO THIS SUMMER

>> I'M PLANNING -- I'M HOPING -- TO CLIMB KILIMANJARO THIS SUMMER WITH A FRIEND OF MINE, SO...

TO CLIMB KILIMANJARO THIS SUMMER WITH A FRIEND OF MINE, SO... >> COOL. KILIMANJARO? K2?

WITH A FRIEND OF MINE, SO... >> COOL. KILIMANJARO? K2? DAMN.

>> COOL. KILIMANJARO? K2? DAMN. [ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

DAMN. [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] SHIT. I HAVE TO ANSWER THAT.

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ] SHIT. I HAVE TO ANSWER THAT. UH, JUST -- AAH.

SHIT. I HAVE TO ANSWER THAT. UH, JUST -- AAH. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HOW CRAZY!

UH, JUST -- AAH. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HOW CRAZY! I MEAN, IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE HOW CRAZY! I MEAN, IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY RUNNING INTO YOU AGAIN, RIGHT?

I MEAN, IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY RUNNING INTO YOU AGAIN, RIGHT? AHH.

RUNNING INTO YOU AGAIN, RIGHT? AHH. [ RINGING CONTINUES ]

AHH. [ RINGING CONTINUES ] DR. PATEL'S OFFICE.

[ RINGING CONTINUES ] DR. PATEL'S OFFICE. >> ALL RIGHT.

DR. PATEL'S OFFICE. >> ALL RIGHT. LIFT YOUR LEG A LITTLE BIT UP --

>> ALL RIGHT. LIFT YOUR LEG A LITTLE BIT UP -- A LITTLE BIT UP.

LIFT YOUR LEG A LITTLE BIT UP -- A LITTLE BIT UP. I KNOW IT'S GOING TO HURT.

A LITTLE BIT UP. I KNOW IT'S GOING TO HURT. IT'S GONNA HURT. OKAY.

I KNOW IT'S GOING TO HURT. IT'S GONNA HURT. OKAY. YEAH, I SEE THE SWELLING THERE.

IT'S GONNA HURT. OKAY. YEAH, I SEE THE SWELLING THERE. >> WELL, I'M HOPING TO CLIMB

YEAH, I SEE THE SWELLING THERE. >> WELL, I'M HOPING TO CLIMB MOUNT KILIMANJARO THIS SUMMER,

>> WELL, I'M HOPING TO CLIMB MOUNT KILIMANJARO THIS SUMMER, AND...

MOUNT KILIMANJARO THIS SUMMER, AND... IS THAT OUT OF THE QUESTION?

AND... IS THAT OUT OF THE QUESTION? >> WHEN IS YOUR TRIP?

IS THAT OUT OF THE QUESTION? >> WHEN IS YOUR TRIP? >> MY TRIP'S IN AUGUST.

>> WHEN IS YOUR TRIP? >> MY TRIP'S IN AUGUST. [ SIGHS ]

>> ARE YOU STILL GONNA BE -- WAIT. OKAY. OKAY, GREAT.

WAIT. OKAY. OKAY, GREAT. TUESDAY AT 3:30.

OKAY. OKAY, GREAT. TUESDAY AT 3:30. OKAY, BYE.

TUESDAY AT 3:30. OKAY, BYE. OKAY.

OKAY, BYE. OKAY. WHAT DID HE SAY?

OKAY. WHAT DID HE SAY? >> HE SAID I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE

WHAT DID HE SAY? >> HE SAID I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT EASY FOR TWO WEEKS AND SEE

>> HE SAID I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT EASY FOR TWO WEEKS AND SEE HOW I START TO RECOVER, SO...

IT EASY FOR TWO WEEKS AND SEE HOW I START TO RECOVER, SO... >> YOU'LL BE FINE.

HOW I START TO RECOVER, SO... >> YOU'LL BE FINE. JUST STICK TO LOW-IMPACT

>> YOU'LL BE FINE. JUST STICK TO LOW-IMPACT TRAINING, LIKE SWIMMING.

JUST STICK TO LOW-IMPACT TRAINING, LIKE SWIMMING. >> YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

TRAINING, LIKE SWIMMING. >> YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. >> DOES YOUR GYM HAVE A POOL?

>> YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. >> DOES YOUR GYM HAVE A POOL? >> NO.

>> DOES YOUR GYM HAVE A POOL? >> NO. >> UM, THERE'S THIS PLACE IN MY

>> NO. >> UM, THERE'S THIS PLACE IN MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD THAT I ACTUALLY

>> UM, THERE'S THIS PLACE IN MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD THAT I ACTUALLY STILL BELONG TO, AND THEY HAVE A

OLD NEIGHBORHOOD THAT I ACTUALLY STILL BELONG TO, AND THEY HAVE A REALLY NICE POOL.

STILL BELONG TO, AND THEY HAVE A REALLY NICE POOL. I COULD GET YOU IN AS A GUEST IF

REALLY NICE POOL. I COULD GET YOU IN AS A GUEST IF YOU WANTED TO CHECK IT OUT.

I COULD GET YOU IN AS A GUEST IF YOU WANTED TO CHECK IT OUT. >> UH, THAT'D BE GREAT.

YOU WANTED TO CHECK IT OUT. >> UH, THAT'D BE GREAT. >> YEAH.

>> UH, THAT'D BE GREAT. >> YEAH. [ TELEPHONE RINGING ]

>> YEAH. [ TELEPHONE RINGING ] I MEAN, I CAN'T TONIGHT, BUT

[ TELEPHONE RINGING ] I MEAN, I CAN'T TONIGHT, BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW?

I MEAN, I CAN'T TONIGHT, BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW? >> NOTHING.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW? >> NOTHING. >> OH, OKAY.

>> NOTHING. >> OH, OKAY. [ RINGING CONTINUES ]

>> OH, OKAY. [ RINGING CONTINUES ] YEAH? OKAY. OKAY.

[ RINGING CONTINUES ] YEAH? OKAY. OKAY. >> DR. PATEL'S OFFICE.

YEAH? OKAY. OKAY. >> DR. PATEL'S OFFICE. YES. CAN YOU HOLD, PLEASE?

>> DR. PATEL'S OFFICE. YES. CAN YOU HOLD, PLEASE? UM, WHY DON'T YOU JUST, UH,

YES. CAN YOU HOLD, PLEASE? UM, WHY DON'T YOU JUST, UH, WRITE YOUR INFORMATION DOWN

UM, WHY DON'T YOU JUST, UH, WRITE YOUR INFORMATION DOWN THERE AND WE'LL MAKE A PLAN,

WRITE YOUR INFORMATION DOWN THERE AND WE'LL MAKE A PLAN, OKAY?

THERE AND WE'LL MAKE A PLAN, OKAY? YES.

OKAY? YES. >> PHASE 2 BEGINS, OKAY?

YES. >> PHASE 2 BEGINS, OKAY? GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> PHASE 2 BEGINS, OKAY? GOOD TO SEE YOU. HEY.

GOOD TO SEE YOU. HEY. WHERE'S DOUGLAS?

HEY. WHERE'S DOUGLAS? >> UH, DOUG -- DOUGLAS -- IS

WHERE'S DOUGLAS? >> UH, DOUG -- DOUGLAS -- IS RUNNING A LITTLE LATE.

>> UH, DOUG -- DOUGLAS -- IS RUNNING A LITTLE LATE. HE'LL BE HERE LIKE FIVE MINUTES,

RUNNING A LITTLE LATE. HE'LL BE HERE LIKE FIVE MINUTES, TOPS.

HE'LL BE HERE LIKE FIVE MINUTES, TOPS. HE -- HE SAW A DOCTOR TODAY.

TOPS. HE -- HE SAW A DOCTOR TODAY. SAID THERE WAS NO QUESTION THAT

HE -- HE SAW A DOCTOR TODAY. SAID THERE WAS NO QUESTION THAT HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THE

SAID THERE WAS NO QUESTION THAT HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THE TREK, SO...

HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO THE TREK, SO... >> THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT HE

TREK, SO... >> THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID.

>> THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID. >> WELL, YEAH.

SAID. >> WELL, YEAH. I DON'T KNOW THE EXACT MEDICAL

>> WELL, YEAH. I DON'T KNOW THE EXACT MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY, OBVIOUSLY, BUT THAT

I DON'T KNOW THE EXACT MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY, OBVIOUSLY, BUT THAT WAS THE GIST OF IT.

TERMINOLOGY, OBVIOUSLY, BUT THAT WAS THE GIST OF IT. >> UH, DOUGLAS, WE HAVE A REFUND

WAS THE GIST OF IT. >> UH, DOUGLAS, WE HAVE A REFUND POLICY.

>> UH, DOUGLAS, WE HAVE A REFUND POLICY. LET ME GET YOU THE INFO, OKAY?

POLICY. LET ME GET YOU THE INFO, OKAY? >> OKAY.

LET ME GET YOU THE INFO, OKAY? >> OKAY. >> ARE YOU SERIOUS?

>> OKAY. >> ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> LET'S JUST SEE WHAT HE HAS TO

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS? >> LET'S JUST SEE WHAT HE HAS TO SAY.

>> LET'S JUST SEE WHAT HE HAS TO SAY. >> YOU TWISTED YOUR ANKLE.

SAY. >> YOU TWISTED YOUR ANKLE. YOU'LL BE FINE.

>> YOU TWISTED YOUR ANKLE. YOU'LL BE FINE. >> THE DOCTOR SAID TO TAKE IT

YOU'LL BE FINE. >> THE DOCTOR SAID TO TAKE IT EASY FOR TWO WEEKS, SEE HOW I

>> THE DOCTOR SAID TO TAKE IT EASY FOR TWO WEEKS, SEE HOW I START TO RECOVER.

EASY FOR TWO WEEKS, SEE HOW I START TO RECOVER. >> THE DOCTOR DOESN'T KNOW SHIT.

START TO RECOVER. >> THE DOCTOR DOESN'T KNOW SHIT. >> HE'S A FOOT SPECIALIST.

>> THE DOCTOR DOESN'T KNOW SHIT. >> HE'S A FOOT SPECIALIST. >> DOCTORS ALWAYS GIVE YOU THE

>> HE'S A FOOT SPECIALIST. >> DOCTORS ALWAYS GIVE YOU THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO, AND

>> DOCTORS ALWAYS GIVE YOU THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO, AND EVERYTHING'S --

WORST-CASE SCENARIO, AND EVERYTHING'S -- >> THANKS.

EVERYTHING'S -- >> THANKS. I THINK I'LL BE OKAY FOR NOW.

>> THANKS. I THINK I'LL BE OKAY FOR NOW. >> IT'S YOUR MONEY.

I THINK I'LL BE OKAY FOR NOW. >> IT'S YOUR MONEY. >> I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY.

>> IT'S YOUR MONEY. >> I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY. >> DUDE, I HATE HIM, TOO.

>> I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY. >> DUDE, I HATE HIM, TOO. >> I KNOW, SO CAN WE JUST NOT

>> DUDE, I HATE HIM, TOO. >> I KNOW, SO CAN WE JUST NOT SPEND ANY MORE TIME THINKING

>> I KNOW, SO CAN WE JUST NOT SPEND ANY MORE TIME THINKING ABOUT HIM THAN WE ALREADY HAVE?

SPEND ANY MORE TIME THINKING ABOUT HIM THAN WE ALREADY HAVE? >> HE'S JUST SO CONDESCENDING.

ABOUT HIM THAN WE ALREADY HAVE? >> HE'S JUST SO CONDESCENDING. >> I KNOW. HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT.

>> HE'S JUST SO CONDESCENDING. >> I KNOW. HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT. LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT.

>> I KNOW. HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT. LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT. WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT TROY?

LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT. WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT TROY? TALK ABOUT TROY IN THE

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT TROY? TALK ABOUT TROY IN THE AFTERNOON, NOW YOU'RE GONNA GO

TALK ABOUT TROY IN THE AFTERNOON, NOW YOU'RE GONNA GO OUT AT NIGHT AND TALK

AFTERNOON, NOW YOU'RE GONNA GO OUT AT NIGHT AND TALK ABOUT TROY?

OUT AT NIGHT AND TALK ABOUT TROY? >> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT --

ABOUT TROY? >> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- HOLD ON.

>> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT -- HOLD ON. [ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ]

HOLD ON. [ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] >> CLARE?

[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] >> CLARE? >> YEAH.

>> CLARE? >> YEAH. >> WHAT DOES SHE WANT?

>> YEAH. >> WHAT DOES SHE WANT? >> I DON'T KNOW.

>> WHAT DOES SHE WANT? >> I DON'T KNOW. SEE IF SHE LEAVES A MESSAGE.

>> I DON'T KNOW. SEE IF SHE LEAVES A MESSAGE. >> SO, YOU GUYS ARE BACK

SEE IF SHE LEAVES A MESSAGE. >> SO, YOU GUYS ARE BACK TOGETHER NOW?

>> SO, YOU GUYS ARE BACK TOGETHER NOW? >> NO, WE'RE NOT BACK TOGETHER

TOGETHER NOW? >> NO, WE'RE NOT BACK TOGETHER NOW.

NOW. >> "NO, WE'RE NOT BACK TOGETHER NOW."

>> "NO, WE'RE NOT BACK TOGETHER NOW." NO, OF COURSE NOT. WHATEVER.

NOW." NO, OF COURSE NOT. WHATEVER. >> ACTUALLY, I'M GOING OUT WITH

NO, OF COURSE NOT. WHATEVER. >> ACTUALLY, I'M GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE TOMORROW NIGHT.

>> ACTUALLY, I'M GOING OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE TOMORROW NIGHT. >> THAT'S IT?

SOMEONE ELSE TOMORROW NIGHT. >> THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME?

>> THAT'S IT? THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME? >> WHAT?

THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME? >> WHAT? >> WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT

>> WHAT? >> WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT HER?

>> WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT HER? OH, SHE'S BUSTED, THEN, HUH?

HER? OH, SHE'S BUSTED, THEN, HUH? ARE YOU EMBARRASSED?

OH, SHE'S BUSTED, THEN, HUH? ARE YOU EMBARRASSED? YOU'RE EMBARRASSED, AREN'T YOU?

ARE YOU EMBARRASSED? YOU'RE EMBARRASSED, AREN'T YOU? YEAH, SHE'S GOT A FUCKED-UP

YOU'RE EMBARRASSED, AREN'T YOU? YEAH, SHE'S GOT A FUCKED-UP FACE, DOESN'T SHE?

YEAH, SHE'S GOT A FUCKED-UP FACE, DOESN'T SHE? >> NO.

FACE, DOESN'T SHE? >> NO. >> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> NO. >> WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM.

>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING? >> I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM. >> WELL, WHERE'D YOU MEET HER?

>> I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM. >> WELL, WHERE'D YOU MEET HER? >> I MET HER AT THE TRACK.

>> WELL, WHERE'D YOU MEET HER? >> I MET HER AT THE TRACK. >> WELL, TELL ME MORE.

>> I MET HER AT THE TRACK. >> WELL, TELL ME MORE. COME ON.

>> WELL, TELL ME MORE. COME ON. IF I WAS DATING SOMEBODY, I'D

COME ON. IF I WAS DATING SOMEBODY, I'D TELL YOU ABOUT IT.

IF I WAS DATING SOMEBODY, I'D TELL YOU ABOUT IT. >> YEAH, IF. IF.

TELL YOU ABOUT IT. >> YEAH, IF. IF. >> RETARDED.

>> YEAH, IF. IF. >> RETARDED. YOU WANT ANOTHER BEER?

>> RETARDED. YOU WANT ANOTHER BEER? >> NO.

YOU WANT ANOTHER BEER? >> NO. >> I WASN'T GONNA BUY IT FOR YOU

>> NO. >> I WASN'T GONNA BUY IT FOR YOU ANYWAY.

>> I WASN'T GONNA BUY IT FOR YOU ANYWAY. HI. YOU TWO, HI.

ANYWAY. HI. YOU TWO, HI. I'LL BUY YOU GUYS BEERS IF YOU

HI. YOU TWO, HI. I'LL BUY YOU GUYS BEERS IF YOU WANT ONE.

I'LL BUY YOU GUYS BEERS IF YOU WANT ONE. WHATEVER.

WANT ONE. WHATEVER. [ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ]

WHATEVER. [ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] >> ♪ WHERE IS THE ONE TRUE LOVE

[ CELLPHONE VIBRATES ] >> ♪ WHERE IS THE ONE TRUE LOVE WITH EYES THAT DANCE FOR ME? ♪

>> ♪ WHERE IS THE ONE TRUE LOVE WITH EYES THAT DANCE FOR ME? ♪ ♪ I'M GOIN' HOME TODAY

WITH EYES THAT DANCE FOR ME? ♪ ♪ I'M GOIN' HOME TODAY ♪ WHEN WILL THE STARS ALIGN FOR

♪ I'M GOIN' HOME TODAY ♪ WHEN WILL THE STARS ALIGN FOR ME? ♪

>> HOPE YOU HAVE FUN TONIGHT. >> YEAH. WE'LL SEE IF SHE SHOWS. >> YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH

>> YEAH. WE'LL SEE IF SHE SHOWS. >> YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH SOME OF THOSE?

>> YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH SOME OF THOSE? >> UH, NO. I'LL BE FINE. THANKS.

SOME OF THOSE? >> UH, NO. I'LL BE FINE. THANKS. >> I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LATE.

>> UH, NO. I'LL BE FINE. THANKS. >> I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LATE. >> I'M NOT MEETING HER TILL LIKE

>> I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE LATE. >> I'M NOT MEETING HER TILL LIKE 6:30.

>> I'M NOT MEETING HER TILL LIKE 6:30. REALLY, IT'S OKAY.

6:30. REALLY, IT'S OKAY. >> OH, ALL RIGHT.

REALLY, IT'S OKAY. >> OH, ALL RIGHT. I WANT A FULL REPORT.

>> DOUG! HI! OH, MY GOSH. I AM SO SORRY THAT I AM SO LATE.

OH, MY GOSH. I AM SO SORRY THAT I AM SO LATE. HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOREVER?

I AM SO SORRY THAT I AM SO LATE. HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOREVER? >> NO, I JUST GOT HERE.

HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING FOREVER? >> NO, I JUST GOT HERE. >> HONESTLY?

>> NO, I JUST GOT HERE. >> HONESTLY? >> YEAH.

>> HONESTLY? >> YEAH. >> OH, GOD.

>> YEAH. >> OH, GOD. OKAY, GOOD, BECAUSE I JUST HAVE

>> OH, GOD. OKAY, GOOD, BECAUSE I JUST HAVE HAD, LIKE, THE CRAZIEST DAY.

OKAY, GOOD, BECAUSE I JUST HAVE HAD, LIKE, THE CRAZIEST DAY. I'M GOING THROUGH ALL THIS SHIT

HAD, LIKE, THE CRAZIEST DAY. I'M GOING THROUGH ALL THIS SHIT WITH MY FRIEND HALEY AND HER --

I'M GOING THROUGH ALL THIS SHIT WITH MY FRIEND HALEY AND HER -- >> I'M SORRY.

WITH MY FRIEND HALEY AND HER -- >> I'M SORRY. >> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> I'M SORRY. >> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S -- IT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM,

>> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S -- IT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM, IS IT?

IS IT? >> IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT...

>> IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT... >> UM, NO. ACTUALLY, I DON'T.

IT... >> UM, NO. ACTUALLY, I DON'T. >> OKAY.

>> UM, NO. ACTUALLY, I DON'T. >> OKAY. >> OKAY. SHOULD WE --

>> OKAY. >> OKAY. SHOULD WE -- YOU'RE STILL -- OKAY.

>> OKAY. SHOULD WE -- YOU'RE STILL -- OKAY. OH, I'LL GET IT.

YOU'RE STILL -- OKAY. OH, I'LL GET IT. [ CHUCKLES ]

OH, I'LL GET IT. [ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

[ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] UM...

[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] UM... YEP. JUST FEELING AROUND FOR IT.

UM... YEP. JUST FEELING AROUND FOR IT. [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]

YEP. JUST FEELING AROUND FOR IT. [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] UM...YOU KNOW WHAT?

[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] UM...YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN WE JUST GO IN FOR, LIKE, A

UM...YOU KNOW WHAT? CAN WE JUST GO IN FOR, LIKE, A MINUTE?

CAN WE JUST GO IN FOR, LIKE, A MINUTE? >> I'M SORRY.

MINUTE? >> I'M SORRY. >> WHY NOT?

>> I'M SORRY. >> WHY NOT? IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE TERRORISTS.

>> WHY NOT? IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE TERRORISTS. I MEAN, THEY CAUGHT BIN LADEN.

IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE TERRORISTS. I MEAN, THEY CAUGHT BIN LADEN. NO MORE TERRORISM.

I MEAN, THEY CAUGHT BIN LADEN. NO MORE TERRORISM. [ CHUCKLES ]

NO MORE TERRORISM. [ CHUCKLES ] >> I CAN SEE THE POOL FROM HERE.

[ CHUCKLES ] >> I CAN SEE THE POOL FROM HERE. >> NO, I JUST WANT HER TO LOOK

>> I CAN SEE THE POOL FROM HERE. >> NO, I JUST WANT HER TO LOOK IN THE COMPUTER AND SEE THAT MY

>> NO, I JUST WANT HER TO LOOK IN THE COMPUTER AND SEE THAT MY NAME IS IN THE COMPUTER.

IN THE COMPUTER AND SEE THAT MY NAME IS IN THE COMPUTER. >> WE CAN COME BACK SOME OTHER

NAME IS IN THE COMPUTER. >> WE CAN COME BACK SOME OTHER TIME.

>> WE CAN COME BACK SOME OTHER TIME. >> NO, IT'S FINE.

TIME. >> NO, IT'S FINE. THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS.

>> NO, IT'S FINE. THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS. OKAY, LOOK...ARE YOU THE

THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS. OKAY, LOOK...ARE YOU THE MANAGER?

OKAY, LOOK...ARE YOU THE MANAGER? >> NO.

>> NO. >> WELL, CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER?

>> WELL, CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER? >> SORRY. SHE'S NOT HERE.

MANAGER? >> SORRY. SHE'S NOT HERE. >> OH, OF COURSE NOT.

>> SORRY. SHE'S NOT HERE. >> OH, OF COURSE NOT. >> REALLY, IT'S FINE.

>> OH, OF COURSE NOT. >> REALLY, IT'S FINE. >> NO, IT'S NOT FINE.

>> REALLY, IT'S FINE. >> NO, IT'S NOT FINE. IT BLOWS.

>> NO, IT'S NOT FINE. IT BLOWS. OH. OKAY.

IT BLOWS. OH. OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ]

OH. OKAY. [ CHUCKLES ] I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

[ CHUCKLES ] I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. THIS IS JUST NOT MY DAY.

I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. THIS IS JUST NOT MY DAY. >> HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

THIS IS JUST NOT MY DAY. >> HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU WANT TO GO GET A DRINK?

>> HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU WANT TO GO GET A DRINK? >> YEAH, I DO.

YOU WANT TO GO GET A DRINK? >> YEAH, I DO. THAT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD.

>> YEAH, I DO. THAT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD. [ CHUCKLES ]

THAT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD. [ CHUCKLES ] >> I DON'T EVEN THINK I NEED

[ CHUCKLES ] >> I DON'T EVEN THINK I NEED THIS CANE.

>> I DON'T EVEN THINK I NEED THIS CANE. >> REALLY?

THIS CANE. >> REALLY? >> YEAH.

>> YEAH. >> NO, I THINK YOU NEED IT. >> NO, I NEED IT. YEAH.

>> NO, I THINK YOU NEED IT. >> NO, I NEED IT. YEAH. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> NO, I NEED IT. YEAH. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> OH, COOL.

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> OH, COOL. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ]

>> OH, COOL. >> [ CLEARS THROAT ] YEAH, NOPE. YEP, NOPE.

>> [ CLEARS THROAT ] YEAH, NOPE. YEP, NOPE. MNH-MNH.

YEAH, NOPE. YEP, NOPE. MNH-MNH. >> WHAT? WHAT'S UP?

MNH-MNH. >> WHAT? WHAT'S UP? >> YEAH, THAT IS HALEY'S

>> WHAT? WHAT'S UP? >> YEAH, THAT IS HALEY'S BOYFRIEND, AND I JUST -- I

>> YEAH, THAT IS HALEY'S BOYFRIEND, AND I JUST -- I REALLY CAN'T DO SETH RIGHT NOW.

BOYFRIEND, AND I JUST -- I REALLY CAN'T DO SETH RIGHT NOW. [ SIGHS ]

REALLY CAN'T DO SETH RIGHT NOW. [ SIGHS ] >> DO YOU WANT TO GO SOMEPLACE

[ SIGHS ] >> DO YOU WANT TO GO SOMEPLACE ELSE?

>> DO YOU WANT TO GO SOMEPLACE ELSE? >> YOU KNOW, I JUST FEEL LIKE

ELSE? >> YOU KNOW, I JUST FEEL LIKE HAVING A BOTTLE OF WINE AND

>> YOU KNOW, I JUST FEEL LIKE HAVING A BOTTLE OF WINE AND WATCHING TELEVISION.

HAVING A BOTTLE OF WINE AND WATCHING TELEVISION. IS THAT TERRIBLE?

WATCHING TELEVISION. IS THAT TERRIBLE? >> OH, OKAY.

IS THAT TERRIBLE? >> OH, OKAY. >> BUT MY PLACE IS A -- IT'S A

>> OH, OKAY. >> BUT MY PLACE IS A -- IT'S A BIT OF A HIKE, SO...

>> BUT MY PLACE IS A -- IT'S A BIT OF A HIKE, SO... >> WE COULD GO TO MY PLACE IF

BIT OF A HIKE, SO... >> WE COULD GO TO MY PLACE IF YOU WANT.

>> WE COULD GO TO MY PLACE IF YOU WANT. I MEAN, IT'S NOT TOO FAR.

YOU WANT. I MEAN, IT'S NOT TOO FAR. I MEAN, OR WE CAN GO TO ANOTHER

I MEAN, IT'S NOT TOO FAR. I MEAN, OR WE CAN GO TO ANOTHER BAR.

I MEAN, OR WE CAN GO TO ANOTHER BAR. >> NO, NO, NO. OKAY.

BAR. >> NO, NO, NO. OKAY. YEAH, LET'S GO TO YOUR PLACE.

>> NO, NO, NO. OKAY. YEAH, LET'S GO TO YOUR PLACE. >> OKAY.

YEAH, LET'S GO TO YOUR PLACE. >> OKAY. >> OKAY. LEAD THE WAY.

>> OKAY. >> OKAY. LEAD THE WAY. >> UM...I THINK WE SHOULD GO

>> OKAY. LEAD THE WAY. >> UM...I THINK WE SHOULD GO THIS WAY, OKAY?

>> UM...I THINK WE SHOULD GO THIS WAY, OKAY? >> OKAY. [ LAUGHS ]

THIS WAY, OKAY? >> OKAY. [ LAUGHS ] I'M KIND OF HAVING, LIKE, A

>> OKAY. [ LAUGHS ] I'M KIND OF HAVING, LIKE, A MOMENT IN MY LIFE.

I'M KIND OF HAVING, LIKE, A MOMENT IN MY LIFE. LIKE, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I

MOMENT IN MY LIFE. LIKE, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE, YOU

LIKE, I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE, YOU KNOW?

WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE, YOU KNOW? I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LOSER, BUT I

KNOW? I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LOSER, BUT I DON'T KNOW.

I FEEL LIKE SUCH A LOSER, BUT I DON'T KNOW. OH, NICE.

DON'T KNOW. OH, NICE. >> I KNOW.

OH, NICE. >> I KNOW. >> YOU SURE YOU GONNA BE OKAY?

>> I KNOW. >> YOU SURE YOU GONNA BE OKAY? >> YEAH, I GOT IT.

>> YOU SURE YOU GONNA BE OKAY? >> YEAH, I GOT IT. >> OKAY.

>> YEAH, I GOT IT. >> OKAY. >> OH, THAT FIRST DOOR OPENS

>> OKAY. >> OH, THAT FIRST DOOR OPENS WITHOUT A KEY.

>> OH, THAT FIRST DOOR OPENS WITHOUT A KEY. >> OH, IT DOES? OH, OKAY.

WITHOUT A KEY. >> OH, IT DOES? OH, OKAY. HERE. I'LL OPEN IT FOR YOU.

>> OH, IT DOES? OH, OKAY. HERE. I'LL OPEN IT FOR YOU. OH, MY GOSH.

HERE. I'LL OPEN IT FOR YOU. OH, MY GOSH. I WAS TALKING TO THIS GUY LAST

OH, MY GOSH. I WAS TALKING TO THIS GUY LAST NIGHT WHO SAID HE WAS GONNA GO

I WAS TALKING TO THIS GUY LAST NIGHT WHO SAID HE WAS GONNA GO ROCK CLIMBING OR SOMETHING, AND

NIGHT WHO SAID HE WAS GONNA GO ROCK CLIMBING OR SOMETHING, AND I WAS LIKE, "I KNOW SOMEONE

ROCK CLIMBING OR SOMETHING, AND I WAS LIKE, "I KNOW SOMEONE WHO'S CLIMBING K2."

I WAS LIKE, "I KNOW SOMEONE WHO'S CLIMBING K2." THAT SHUT HIM THE FUCK UP.

WHO'S CLIMBING K2." THAT SHUT HIM THE FUCK UP. [ CHUCKLES ]

THAT SHUT HIM THE FUCK UP. [ CHUCKLES ] >> THIS IS IT.

[ CHUCKLES ] >> THIS IS IT. >> COOL.

>> THIS IS IT. >> COOL. >> LET ME JUST GET MY KEYS.

>> COOL. >> LET ME JUST GET MY KEYS. I'VE BEEN HERE LIKE --

>> LET ME JUST GET MY KEYS. I'VE BEEN HERE LIKE -- >> OH, I GOT IT.

I'VE BEEN HERE LIKE -- >> OH, I GOT IT. >> NO.

>> OH, I GOT IT. >> NO. >> I GOT IT.

>> NO. >> I GOT IT. [ CHUCKLES ]

>> I GOT IT. [ CHUCKLES ] >> THANKS.

[ CHUCKLES ] >> THANKS. >> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> THANKS. >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> AFTER YOU.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> AFTER YOU. [ CHUCKLES ]

>> AFTER YOU. [ CHUCKLES ] >> OH. UH...HI.

[ CHUCKLES ] >> OH. UH...HI. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> OH. UH...HI. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> WHAT AM I DOING HERE?

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? >> WHAT AM I DOING HERE? WE HAD PLANS.

>> WHAT AM I DOING HERE? WE HAD PLANS. >> NO, WE DIDN'T.

WE HAD PLANS. >> NO, WE DIDN'T. >> I'M SORRY.

>> NO, WE DIDN'T. >> I'M SORRY. ARE -- ARE -- ARE YOU HIS

>> I'M SORRY. ARE -- ARE -- ARE YOU HIS GIRLFRIEND?

ARE -- ARE -- ARE YOU HIS GIRLFRIEND? >> NO.

GIRLFRIEND? >> NO. CLARE, WE NEVER MADE PLANS.

>> NO. CLARE, WE NEVER MADE PLANS. >> YOU TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT.

CLARE, WE NEVER MADE PLANS. >> YOU TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> YOU TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT. >> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

>> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST GONNA LET YOU GUYS WORK IT OUT.

I'M JUST GONNA LET YOU GUYS WORK IT OUT. >> NO, NO, NO.

IT OUT. >> NO, NO, NO. NO, I'M -- NO, I'M LEAVING.

>> NO, NO, NO. NO, I'M -- NO, I'M LEAVING. >> NO, CLARE, I SWEAR TO GOD, I

NO, I'M -- NO, I'M LEAVING. >> NO, CLARE, I SWEAR TO GOD, I NEVER TEXTED YOU.

>> NO, CLARE, I SWEAR TO GOD, I NEVER TEXTED YOU. >> OKAY.

NEVER TEXTED YOU. >> OKAY. EXCUSE ME.

>> OKAY. EXCUSE ME. >> PLEASE, JUST --

EXCUSE ME. >> PLEASE, JUST -- >> EXCUSE ME.

>> PLEASE, JUST -- >> EXCUSE ME. >> CLARE.

>> EXCUSE ME. >> CLARE. MY EX. I'M SORRY.

>> CLARE. MY EX. I'M SORRY. CAN YOU JUST HANG OUT?

MY EX. I'M SORRY. CAN YOU JUST HANG OUT? >> UH...

CAN YOU JUST HANG OUT? >> UH... >> I'M REALLY -- I'M REALLY

>> UH... >> I'M REALLY -- I'M REALLY SORRY.

>> I'M REALLY -- I'M REALLY SORRY. >> IT'S -- YEAH.

SORRY. >> IT'S -- YEAH. >> CLARE!

>> IT'S -- YEAH. >> CLARE! CLARE!

>> CLARE! CLARE! CLARE!

CLARE! CLARE! CLARE, PLEASE, JUST WAIT A

CLARE! CLARE, PLEASE, JUST WAIT A SECOND.

CLARE, PLEASE, JUST WAIT A SECOND. I'M NOT WITH HER, OKAY?

SECOND. I'M NOT WITH HER, OKAY? SHE'S JUST A FRIEND.

I'M NOT WITH HER, OKAY? SHE'S JUST A FRIEND. >> WHY DID YOU DO THIS?

SHE'S JUST A FRIEND. >> WHY DID YOU DO THIS? >> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

>> WHY DID YOU DO THIS? >> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. >> YOU TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT.

>> I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. >> YOU TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT. >> NO, I DIDN'T.

>> YOU TEXTED ME LAST NIGHT. >> NO, I DIDN'T. MITCH TEXTED YOU.

>> NO, I DIDN'T. MITCH TEXTED YOU. >> FROM YOUR PHONE?

MITCH TEXTED YOU. >> FROM YOUR PHONE? >> WE WERE OUT DRINKING.

>> FROM YOUR PHONE? >> WE WERE OUT DRINKING. HE PROBABLY TOOK IT AT SOME

>> WE WERE OUT DRINKING. HE PROBABLY TOOK IT AT SOME POINT.

HE PROBABLY TOOK IT AT SOME POINT. >> WELL, WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?

POINT. >> WELL, WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? >> WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

>> WELL, WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? >> WHY WOULD I DO THAT? >> TO PUNISH ME.

>> WHY WOULD I DO THAT? >> TO PUNISH ME. >> PUNISH YOU?

>> TO PUNISH ME. >> PUNISH YOU? >> I'M SORRY.

>> PUNISH YOU? >> I'M SORRY. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT.

>> I'M SORRY. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. >> CLARE, PLEASE.

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. >> CLARE, PLEASE. I'M NOT WITH HER.

>> CLARE, PLEASE. I'M NOT WITH HER. SHE'S JUST A FRIEND.

SHE'S JUST A FRIEND. WE WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, SO WE CAME HERE.

WE WERE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, SO WE CAME HERE. THAT'S IT.

WE CAME HERE. THAT'S IT. >> OKAY.

THAT'S IT. >> OKAY. >> OKAY?

>> OKAY. >> OKAY? >> WHAT HAPPENED?

>> OKAY? >> WHAT HAPPENED? >> I WAS RUNNING, AND I FELL.

>> WHAT HAPPENED? >> I WAS RUNNING, AND I FELL. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> I WAS RUNNING, AND I FELL. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> I SHOULD GO.

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> I SHOULD GO. I'LL CALL YOU, OKAY?

I'D BE SURPRISED IF SHE EVER WANTS TO SPEAK TO ME AT THIS POINT.

WANTS TO SPEAK TO ME AT THIS POINT. >> WELL, YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.

POINT. >> WELL, YOU CAN THANK ME LATER. >> THANK YOU?

>> WELL, YOU CAN THANK ME LATER. >> THANK YOU? >> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> THANK YOU? >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> YOU READ A TEXT FROM MY PHONE

>> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> YOU READ A TEXT FROM MY PHONE AND RESPONDED FROM MY PHONE.

>> YOU READ A TEXT FROM MY PHONE AND RESPONDED FROM MY PHONE. >> YEAH. YEAH.

AND RESPONDED FROM MY PHONE. >> YEAH. YEAH. THAT'S PROBABLY A FELONY...IN

>> YEAH. YEAH. THAT'S PROBABLY A FELONY...IN GEORGIA.

THAT'S PROBABLY A FELONY...IN GEORGIA. >> SHE DIDN'T NEED THAT, MITCH.

GEORGIA. >> SHE DIDN'T NEED THAT, MITCH. SHE DIDN'T NEED TO COME TO MY

>> SHE DIDN'T NEED THAT, MITCH. SHE DIDN'T NEED TO COME TO MY APARTMENT THINKING THAT I

SHE DIDN'T NEED TO COME TO MY APARTMENT THINKING THAT I INVITED HER AND HAVE ME WALK IN

APARTMENT THINKING THAT I INVITED HER AND HAVE ME WALK IN WITH SOME GIRL.

INVITED HER AND HAVE ME WALK IN WITH SOME GIRL. >> AND WHAT?

WITH SOME GIRL. >> AND WHAT? WHAT? YOU GUYS AREN'T TOGETHER,

>> AND WHAT? WHAT? YOU GUYS AREN'T TOGETHER, ALL RIGHT?

WHAT? YOU GUYS AREN'T TOGETHER, ALL RIGHT? SHE'S GOT NO RIGHT TO BE UPSET.

ALL RIGHT? SHE'S GOT NO RIGHT TO BE UPSET. >> SHE'S A HUMAN BEING.

SHE'S GOT NO RIGHT TO BE UPSET. >> SHE'S A HUMAN BEING. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> SHE'S A HUMAN BEING. >> [ SIGHS ] WELL, DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY,

>> [ SIGHS ] WELL, DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, "I'M SORRY"?

WELL, DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY, "I'M SORRY"? >> NO, I DON'T.

"I'M SORRY"? >> NO, I DON'T. I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP PULLING

>> NO, I DON'T. I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS.

I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS. >> WHY DOES CLARE STILL HAVE

SHIT LIKE THIS. >> WHY DOES CLARE STILL HAVE KEYS?

>> WHY DOES CLARE STILL HAVE KEYS? YOU NEED TO CUT THE CORD, MAN.

KEYS? YOU NEED TO CUT THE CORD, MAN. >> WHAT DID YOU WANT TO HAPPEN?

YOU NEED TO CUT THE CORD, MAN. >> WHAT DID YOU WANT TO HAPPEN? I MEAN, WHAT WERE YOU HOPING FOR

>> WHAT DID YOU WANT TO HAPPEN? I MEAN, WHAT WERE YOU HOPING FOR WHEN YOU SENT THE TEXT?

I MEAN, WHAT WERE YOU HOPING FOR WHEN YOU SENT THE TEXT? >> WHAT?! I WAS FUCKING AROUND.

WHEN YOU SENT THE TEXT? >> WHAT?! I WAS FUCKING AROUND. IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE.

>> WHAT?! I WAS FUCKING AROUND. IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE. >> YEAH, WELL, IT WASN'T FUNNY.

IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE. >> YEAH, WELL, IT WASN'T FUNNY. >> I FIGURED THAT YOU'D SEE THE

>> YEAH, WELL, IT WASN'T FUNNY. >> I FIGURED THAT YOU'D SEE THE TEXT OR SHE'D CALL BEFORE SHE

>> I FIGURED THAT YOU'D SEE THE TEXT OR SHE'D CALL BEFORE SHE JUST SHOWED UP AND LET HERSELF

TEXT OR SHE'D CALL BEFORE SHE JUST SHOWED UP AND LET HERSELF INTO THE APARTMENT WITH THE KEYS

JUST SHOWED UP AND LET HERSELF INTO THE APARTMENT WITH THE KEYS THAT, APPARENTLY, YOU WON'T TAKE

INTO THE APARTMENT WITH THE KEYS THAT, APPARENTLY, YOU WON'T TAKE BACK.

THAT, APPARENTLY, YOU WON'T TAKE BACK. >> YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE SO

BACK. >> YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE SO CONCERNED WITH ME GETTING RID OF

>> YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE SO CONCERNED WITH ME GETTING RID OF HER, YOU'RE DOING A REALLY

CONCERNED WITH ME GETTING RID OF HER, YOU'RE DOING A REALLY SHITTY JOB HELPING ME FIND

HER, YOU'RE DOING A REALLY SHITTY JOB HELPING ME FIND SOMEONE ELSE.

SHITTY JOB HELPING ME FIND SOMEONE ELSE. >> LIKE THAT'S MY JOB.

SOMEONE ELSE. >> LIKE THAT'S MY JOB. >> OKAY. IS IT YOUR JOB TO

>> LIKE THAT'S MY JOB. >> OKAY. IS IT YOUR JOB TO SABOTAGE WHAT I HAVE GOING ON

>> OKAY. IS IT YOUR JOB TO SABOTAGE WHAT I HAVE GOING ON FOR ME?

SABOTAGE WHAT I HAVE GOING ON FOR ME? >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE GOING ON FOR

FOR ME? >> WHAT DO YOU HAVE GOING ON FOR YOU?

>> WHAT DO YOU HAVE GOING ON FOR YOU? WHAT, YOU AND THIS OTHER CHICK?

YOU? WHAT, YOU AND THIS OTHER CHICK? >> SHE CAME TO MY APARTMENT.

WHAT, YOU AND THIS OTHER CHICK? >> SHE CAME TO MY APARTMENT. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> SHE CAME TO MY APARTMENT. >> [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY THAT I

>> [ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY THAT I SCREWED THINGS UP FOR YOU AND

ALL RIGHT, I'M SORRY THAT I SCREWED THINGS UP FOR YOU AND THIS OTHER CHICK.

SCREWED THINGS UP FOR YOU AND THIS OTHER CHICK. >> YVONNE.

THIS OTHER CHICK. >> YVONNE. >> I OWE YOU.

>> YVONNE. >> I OWE YOU. OKAY?

>> I OWE YOU. OKAY? >> THANK YOU.

OKAY? >> THANK YOU. >> SO, ARE YOU GONNA CALL THIS

>> THANK YOU. >> SO, ARE YOU GONNA CALL THIS YVONNE?

>> SO, ARE YOU GONNA CALL THIS YVONNE? >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S REALLY

YVONNE? >> I DON'T THINK THAT'S REALLY AN OPTION AT THIS POINT.

AN OPTION AT THIS POINT. >> YOU GUYS GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.

>> YOU GUYS GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. THAT'S FOR SURE.

ABOUT. THAT'S FOR SURE. I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

THAT'S FOR SURE. I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. I SAID, "I'M SORRY."

I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU. I SAID, "I'M SORRY." >> I COULD ACTUALLY USE SOME

I SAID, "I'M SORRY." >> I COULD ACTUALLY USE SOME HELP FINANCIALLY.

HELP FINANCIALLY. >> CLARE'S NOT HELPING WITH THE RENT?

>> CLARE'S NOT HELPING WITH THE RENT? >> NO, IT'S MY ANKLE.

RENT? >> NO, IT'S MY ANKLE. THE DEDUCTIBLE FOR THE X-RAYS

>> NO, IT'S MY ANKLE. THE DEDUCTIBLE FOR THE X-RAYS AND THE MRI WAS LIKE

THE DEDUCTIBLE FOR THE X-RAYS AND THE MRI WAS LIKE 1,000 BUCKS.

AND THE MRI WAS LIKE 1,000 BUCKS. THINK MAYBE I COULD BORROW LIKE

1,000 BUCKS. THINK MAYBE I COULD BORROW LIKE $700?

THINK MAYBE I COULD BORROW LIKE $700? >> DOUG, YOU STILL HAVEN'T PAID

$700? >> DOUG, YOU STILL HAVEN'T PAID ME FOR THE TICKETS.

>> DOUG, YOU STILL HAVEN'T PAID ME FOR THE TICKETS. >> BUT YOU SAID I COULD PAY YOU

ME FOR THE TICKETS. >> BUT YOU SAID I COULD PAY YOU AFTER.

>> BUT YOU SAID I COULD PAY YOU AFTER. >> WHEN? WHEN ARE YOU GONNA PAY

AFTER. >> WHEN? WHEN ARE YOU GONNA PAY ME -- NEXT YEAR?

>> WHEN? WHEN ARE YOU GONNA PAY ME -- NEXT YEAR? YOU'RE QUITTING YOUR JOB.

ME -- NEXT YEAR? YOU'RE QUITTING YOUR JOB. >> NO, I'M NOT.

YOU'RE QUITTING YOUR JOB. >> NO, I'M NOT. >> YOU GOT THE TIME OFF?

>> NO, I'M NOT. >> YOU GOT THE TIME OFF? >> I'M WORKING ON IT.

>> YOU GOT THE TIME OFF? >> I'M WORKING ON IT. >> [ SCOFFS ] OKAY.

>> I'M WORKING ON IT. >> [ SCOFFS ] OKAY. >> I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA TAKE

>> [ SCOFFS ] OKAY. >> I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA TAKE OFF.

>> I'M GONNA -- I'M GONNA TAKE OFF. >> YOU'RE LEAVING?

OFF. >> YOU'RE LEAVING? >> YEAH.

>> YOU'RE LEAVING? >> YEAH. >> WH-- 'CAUSE I WON'T GIVE YOU

>> YEAH. >> WH-- 'CAUSE I WON'T GIVE YOU THE MONEY?

>> WH-- 'CAUSE I WON'T GIVE YOU THE MONEY? >> NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE AN

THE MONEY? >> NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.

BILL. >> CAN IT WAIT? I HAVE LIKE TWO MINUTES HERE.

>> CAN IT WAIT? I HAVE LIKE TWO MINUTES HERE. >> I'D PREFER IF WE COULD JUST

I HAVE LIKE TWO MINUTES HERE. >> I'D PREFER IF WE COULD JUST TALK FOR A MINUTE...

>> I'D PREFER IF WE COULD JUST TALK FOR A MINUTE... >> ALL RIGHT.

TALK FOR A MINUTE... >> ALL RIGHT. >> ...ABOUT ME TAKING TIME OFF

>> ALL RIGHT. >> ...ABOUT ME TAKING TIME OFF IN AUGUST.

>> ...ABOUT ME TAKING TIME OFF IN AUGUST. >> I THOUGHT WE ALREADY

IN AUGUST. >> I THOUGHT WE ALREADY DISCUSSED THAT.

>> I THOUGHT WE ALREADY DISCUSSED THAT. >> I UNDERSTAND, BUT I-I CAN'T

DISCUSSED THAT. >> I UNDERSTAND, BUT I-I CAN'T CHANGE THE DATES TO MY TRIP, AND

>> I UNDERSTAND, BUT I-I CAN'T CHANGE THE DATES TO MY TRIP, AND I'M PREPARED TO LEAVE IF

CHANGE THE DATES TO MY TRIP, AND I'M PREPARED TO LEAVE IF NECESSARY.

I'M PREPARED TO LEAVE IF NECESSARY. >> LEAVE?

NECESSARY. >> LEAVE? [ CHUCKLES ]

>> LEAVE? [ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RE GONNA QUIT?

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RE GONNA QUIT? >> I HAVEN'T ASKED FOR A

YOU'RE GONNA QUIT? >> I HAVEN'T ASKED FOR A VACATION IN OVER THREE YEARS.

>> I HAVEN'T ASKED FOR A VACATION IN OVER THREE YEARS. >> YOU CAN HAVE THE VACATION.

VACATION IN OVER THREE YEARS. >> YOU CAN HAVE THE VACATION. YOU CAN HAVE THREE WEEKS IN

>> YOU CAN HAVE THE VACATION. YOU CAN HAVE THREE WEEKS IN SEPTEMBER.

YOU CAN HAVE THREE WEEKS IN SEPTEMBER. BUT I CAN'T HAVE YOU OUT IN

SEPTEMBER. BUT I CAN'T HAVE YOU OUT IN AUGUST.

BUT I CAN'T HAVE YOU OUT IN AUGUST. >> I-I'VE MADE A DECISION.

>> I-I'VE MADE A DECISION. >> WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

>> WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? >> IT MEANS THAT I'M PREPARED TO

MEAN? >> IT MEANS THAT I'M PREPARED TO LEAVE.

>> IT MEANS THAT I'M PREPARED TO LEAVE. >> BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GO IN

LEAVE. >> BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GO IN AUGUST?

>> BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GO IN AUGUST? >> IT'S JUST 11 BUSINESS DAYS IN

AUGUST? >> IT'S JUST 11 BUSINESS DAYS IN TOTAL.

>> IT'S JUST 11 BUSINESS DAYS IN TOTAL. >> NO.

TOTAL. >> NO. NO.

>> NO. NO. CAN I MAKE IT ANY CLEARER?

NO. CAN I MAKE IT ANY CLEARER? >> OKAY.

CAN I MAKE IT ANY CLEARER? >> OKAY. >> SO, YOU'RE GONNA QUIT?

>> OKAY. >> SO, YOU'RE GONNA QUIT? >> I'LL STAY UNTIL THE END OF

>> SO, YOU'RE GONNA QUIT? >> I'LL STAY UNTIL THE END OF JULY.

>> I'LL STAY UNTIL THE END OF JULY. >> DOUG, THAT IS THE WORST

JULY. >> DOUG, THAT IS THE WORST DECISION YOU COULD MAKE.

>> DOUG, THAT IS THE WORST DECISION YOU COULD MAKE. I TRIED TO MAKE IT CLEAR HOW

DECISION YOU COULD MAKE. I TRIED TO MAKE IT CLEAR HOW MUCH I DEPENDED ON YOU.

I TRIED TO MAKE IT CLEAR HOW MUCH I DEPENDED ON YOU. I GUESS THAT DIDN'T MATTER.

MUCH I DEPENDED ON YOU. I GUESS THAT DIDN'T MATTER. >> [ SIGHS ]

I GUESS THAT DIDN'T MATTER. >> [ SIGHS ] I THINK YOU WERE IN A HURRY WHEN

>> [ SIGHS ] I THINK YOU WERE IN A HURRY WHEN I KNOCKED.

I THINK YOU WERE IN A HURRY WHEN I KNOCKED. >> MY BUS?

I KNOCKED. >> MY BUS? OH, I MISSED IT NOW -- BY A LONG

>> MY BUS? OH, I MISSED IT NOW -- BY A LONG SHOT.

OH, I MISSED IT NOW -- BY A LONG SHOT. >> I'M SORRY.

SHOT. >> I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO INCONVENIENCE

>> I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO INCONVENIENCE YOU.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO INCONVENIENCE YOU. >> YOU SAY THAT ALL THE TIME.

YOU. >> YOU SAY THAT ALL THE TIME. "I'M SORRY."

>> YOU SAY THAT ALL THE TIME. "I'M SORRY." HOW SORRY ARE YOU, ANYWAY?

"I'M SORRY." HOW SORRY ARE YOU, ANYWAY? >> IN THIS CASE, I'M NOT THAT

HOW SORRY ARE YOU, ANYWAY? >> IN THIS CASE, I'M NOT THAT SORRY, I GUESS.

>> IN THIS CASE, I'M NOT THAT SORRY, I GUESS. >> I DIDN'T THINK SO.

SORRY, I GUESS. >> I DIDN'T THINK SO. >> YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE STARTING

>> I DIDN'T THINK SO. >> YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE STARTING TOMORROW.

>> YOU CAN FIND SOMEONE STARTING TOMORROW. >> SO, YOU'RE QUITTING NOW?

TOMORROW. >> SO, YOU'RE QUITTING NOW? >> CAN I MAKE IT ANY CLEARER?

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] "YIN." [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]

"YIN." [ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] HEY.

[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] HEY. >> HEY. I SAW YOUR UPDATE.

HEY. >> HEY. I SAW YOUR UPDATE. >> YEAH, I'M STILL PROCESSING

>> HEY. I SAW YOUR UPDATE. >> YEAH, I'M STILL PROCESSING IT.

>> YEAH, I'M STILL PROCESSING IT. >> UM, ARE YOU CELEBRATING?

IT. >> UM, ARE YOU CELEBRATING? >> YEAH, I'M AT ESPLANADE.

>> UM, ARE YOU CELEBRATING? >> YEAH, I'M AT ESPLANADE. >> I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE A LOT

>> YEAH, I'M AT ESPLANADE. >> I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE A LOT HAPPIER.

>> I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE A LOT HAPPIER. >> AW, THANKS.

HAPPIER. >> AW, THANKS. I APPRECIATE YOU CALLING.

>> AW, THANKS. I APPRECIATE YOU CALLING. >> WELL, YEAH.

I APPRECIATE YOU CALLING. >> WELL, YEAH. UM...

>> WELL, YEAH. UM... ARE YOU UP TO ANYTHING SATURDAY?

UM... ARE YOU UP TO ANYTHING SATURDAY? >> UH...TH-THIS SATURDAY?

ARE YOU UP TO ANYTHING SATURDAY? >> UH...TH-THIS SATURDAY? >> I FOUND A NEW PLACE, AND I,

>> UH...TH-THIS SATURDAY? >> I FOUND A NEW PLACE, AND I, UM -- IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D

>> I FOUND A NEW PLACE, AND I, UM -- IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THE HELP

UM -- IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'D REALLY APPRECIATE THE HELP MOVING IN.

REALLY APPRECIATE THE HELP MOVING IN. IT WON'T TAKE VERY LONG.

MOVING IN. IT WON'T TAKE VERY LONG. I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH STUFF,

IT WON'T TAKE VERY LONG. I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH STUFF, OBVIOUSLY.

I DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH STUFF, OBVIOUSLY. >> WELL, CLARE, I DON'T KNOW HOW

OBVIOUSLY. >> WELL, CLARE, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH HELP I CAN REALLY BE WITH

>> WELL, CLARE, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH HELP I CAN REALLY BE WITH MY ANKLE.

MUCH HELP I CAN REALLY BE WITH MY ANKLE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT?

MY ANKLE. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? EVEN IF YOU COULD JUST WATCH THE

>> YOU KNOW WHAT? EVEN IF YOU COULD JUST WATCH THE VAN, I'M SURE THERE'LL BE OTHER

EVEN IF YOU COULD JUST WATCH THE VAN, I'M SURE THERE'LL BE OTHER PEOPLE HELPING WITH BOXES AND

VAN, I'M SURE THERE'LL BE OTHER PEOPLE HELPING WITH BOXES AND STUFF.

PEOPLE HELPING WITH BOXES AND STUFF. I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

>> OH, ALL -- WHAT TIME?

>> HOW'S 10:00? >> OKAY. GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU THEN --

>> OKAY. GREAT. I'LL SEE YOU THEN -- 10:00.

>> YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE? >> UH, NO, THANKS. >> THERE'S JUST 10 MINUTES LEFT

>> UH, NO, THANKS. >> THERE'S JUST 10 MINUTES LEFT TO HAPPY HOUR.

>> THERE'S JUST 10 MINUTES LEFT TO HAPPY HOUR. >> I'M OKAY.

TO HAPPY HOUR. >> I'M OKAY. >> YOU SURE?

>> I'M OKAY. >> YOU SURE? >> YEAH.

>> YOU SURE? >> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT.

>> YEAH. >> ALL RIGHT. >> THANKS.

>> ALL RIGHT. >> THANKS. >> THANKS, DUDE.

>> ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON. I'M -- I'M FINDING IT.

NOW IT WENT AWAY. WHY DOES IT DO THAT? DON'T DO THAT! WHAT?

WHY DOES IT DO THAT? DON'T DO THAT! WHAT? OH, HERE IT IS.

DON'T DO THAT! WHAT? OH, HERE IT IS. ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON.

OH, HERE IT IS. ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON. IT'S AT A LITTLE OVER $6,000,

ALL RIGHT. HOLD ON. IT'S AT A LITTLE OVER $6,000, AND IT MATURES NEXT, UH -- NEXT

IT'S AT A LITTLE OVER $6,000, AND IT MATURES NEXT, UH -- NEXT JANUARY.

AND IT MATURES NEXT, UH -- NEXT JANUARY. >> DOES THAT MEAN I'D HAVE TO

JANUARY. >> DOES THAT MEAN I'D HAVE TO PAY A FINE OR SOMETHING IF I

>> DOES THAT MEAN I'D HAVE TO PAY A FINE OR SOMETHING IF I WITHDRAW IT NOW?

PAY A FINE OR SOMETHING IF I WITHDRAW IT NOW? >> WELL, Y-YES, DOUG.

WITHDRAW IT NOW? >> WELL, Y-YES, DOUG. I MEAN, IT'S A 5- YEAR CD.

>> WELL, Y-YES, DOUG. I MEAN, IT'S A 5- YEAR CD. >> WELL, HOW MUCH IS THE FINE?

I MEAN, IT'S A 5- YEAR CD. >> WELL, HOW MUCH IS THE FINE? >> I DON'T KNOW.

>> WELL, HOW MUCH IS THE FINE? >> I DON'T KNOW. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

>> I DON'T KNOW. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT? >> WELL, MITCH AND I ARE GONNA

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT? >> WELL, MITCH AND I ARE GONNA CLIMB KILIMANJARO THIS SUMMER.

>> WELL, MITCH AND I ARE GONNA CLIMB KILIMANJARO THIS SUMMER. >> RIGHT, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA

CLIMB KILIMANJARO THIS SUMMER. >> RIGHT, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA SPEND YOUR SAVINGS TO GO CLIMB

>> RIGHT, BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA SPEND YOUR SAVINGS TO GO CLIMB SOME MOUNTAIN.

SPEND YOUR SAVINGS TO GO CLIMB SOME MOUNTAIN. >> I WOULDN'T NEED ALL OF IT.

SOME MOUNTAIN. >> I WOULDN'T NEED ALL OF IT. THE AIRFARE WAS AROUND $1,600 OR

>> I WOULDN'T NEED ALL OF IT. THE AIRFARE WAS AROUND $1,600 OR SO.

THE AIRFARE WAS AROUND $1,600 OR SO. >> YOU ALREADY BOUGHT THE

SO. >> YOU ALREADY BOUGHT THE TICKETS?

>> YOU ALREADY BOUGHT THE TICKETS? >> YEAH.

TICKETS? >> YEAH. >> YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE

>> YEAH. >> YEAH, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.

MONEY. >> WELL, I PREPARED A BUDGET, BUT I WAS THROWN OFF WHEN CLARE

>> WELL, I PREPARED A BUDGET, BUT I WAS THROWN OFF WHEN CLARE BACKED OUT OF HER END

BUT I WAS THROWN OFF WHEN CLARE BACKED OUT OF HER END OF THE RENT.

BACKED OUT OF HER END OF THE RENT. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

OF THE RENT. >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAP INTO

>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAP INTO THIS MONEY TO COVER

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAP INTO THIS MONEY TO COVER IRRESPONSIBLE PURCHASES THAT YOU

THIS MONEY TO COVER IRRESPONSIBLE PURCHASES THAT YOU MADE, RIGHT?

IRRESPONSIBLE PURCHASES THAT YOU MADE, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE

MADE, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE SET THIS MONEY ASIDE SO THAT

BECAUSE YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE SET THIS MONEY ASIDE SO THAT WHEN YOU WANT TO BUY A HOUSE,

SET THIS MONEY ASIDE SO THAT WHEN YOU WANT TO BUY A HOUSE, YOU'LL HAVE HELP WITH THE DOWN

WHEN YOU WANT TO BUY A HOUSE, YOU'LL HAVE HELP WITH THE DOWN PAYMENT.

YOU'LL HAVE HELP WITH THE DOWN PAYMENT. THAT'S WHAT WE DID WITH KEITH

PAYMENT. THAT'S WHAT WE DID WITH KEITH AND KELLY, RIGHT?

THAT'S WHAT WE DID WITH KEITH AND KELLY, RIGHT? THAT'S HOW THEY GOT THE HOUSE

AND KELLY, RIGHT? THAT'S HOW THEY GOT THE HOUSE THAT THEY'RE IN.

THAT'S HOW THEY GOT THE HOUSE THAT THEY'RE IN. >> ALL RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND THAT.

THAT THEY'RE IN. >> ALL RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND THAT. >> NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

>> ALL RIGHT, I UNDERSTAND THAT. >> NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. LET ME MAKE THIS SIMPLE FOR YOU.

>> NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. LET ME MAKE THIS SIMPLE FOR YOU. I'M A COSIGNER, AND I AM NOT

LET ME MAKE THIS SIMPLE FOR YOU. I'M A COSIGNER, AND I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU CASH THE CD.

>> HEY, MAN. >> YO. >> THANKS FOR HELPING OUT

>> YO. >> THANKS FOR HELPING OUT WITH THIS.

>> THANKS FOR HELPING OUT WITH THIS. >> YEAH, MAN.

WITH THIS. >> YEAH, MAN. YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT ASSHOLES

>> YEAH, MAN. YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT ASSHOLES DO FOR EACH OTHER.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHAT ASSHOLES DO FOR EACH OTHER. >> HEY, I GOT THE RING IN THE

DO FOR EACH OTHER. >> HEY, I GOT THE RING IN THE BAG HERE.

>> HEY, I GOT THE RING IN THE BAG HERE. I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT

BAG HERE. I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT FIRST.

I WANT YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT FIRST. >> I'M GOING INTO THE NEXT ONE

FIRST. >> I'M GOING INTO THE NEXT ONE ALONE, YOU UNDERSTAND?

>> I'M GOING INTO THE NEXT ONE ALONE, YOU UNDERSTAND? >> YEAH. WE'RE NOT GONNA SELL IT

ALONE, YOU UNDERSTAND? >> YEAH. WE'RE NOT GONNA SELL IT FOR LESS THAN $1,000.

>> YEAH. WE'RE NOT GONNA SELL IT FOR LESS THAN $1,000. >> I KNOW -- I KNOW THAT.

FOR LESS THAN $1,000. >> I KNOW -- I KNOW THAT. THE GUY'S JUST -- HE'S

>> I KNOW -- I KNOW THAT. THE GUY'S JUST -- HE'S LOWBALLING US.

THE GUY'S JUST -- HE'S LOWBALLING US. YOU JUST -- YOU LEAVE IT TO ME.

LOWBALLING US. YOU JUST -- YOU LEAVE IT TO ME. >> ALL RIGHT. I'M JUST SAYING.

MITCH, COME HERE. LOOK AT THIS. >> NO, NO, NO.

LOOK AT THIS. >> NO, NO, NO. WE'RE NOT GOING IN A PLACE LIKE

>> NO, NO, NO. WE'RE NOT GOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS, I'M TELLING YOU.

WE'RE NOT GOING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS, I'M TELLING YOU. YOU FIND A SMALL LITTLE HOLE IN

THIS, I'M TELLING YOU. YOU FIND A SMALL LITTLE HOLE IN THE WALL.

>> YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? >> I'M POSITIVE. >> ALL RIGHT.

>> I'M POSITIVE. >> ALL RIGHT. I'M -- I'M LISTENING TO YOU.

WHAT? WHAT DID HE SAY? >> YOU READY FOR THIS? $2,200 CASH.

>> YOU READY FOR THIS? $2,200 CASH. >> HOLY SHIT.

$2,200 CASH. >> HOLY SHIT. >> I TALKED HIM UP FROM $1,500.

>> HOLY SHIT. >> I TALKED HIM UP FROM $1,500. >> [ SIGHS ]

>> [ SIGHS ] WELL, LET'S GET SOME LUNCH AND TALK ABOUT IT.

WELL, LET'S GET SOME LUNCH AND TALK ABOUT IT. >> DOUG, DOUG, $2,200 CASH.

LET'S GO. >> WHERE'S THE RING? >> IT'S UPSTAIRS.

>> WHERE'S THE RING? >> IT'S UPSTAIRS. >> YOU LEFT THE RING UPSTAIRS

>> IT'S UPSTAIRS. >> YOU LEFT THE RING UPSTAIRS WITH THIS GUY?

[ SIGHS ]

YOU SHOULD LEAVE THE REST OF THIS STUFF IN THE HALLWAY FOR NOW.

>> [ SIGHS ] >> WHAT? >> WELL, IT'S JUST THAT SHE TOLD

>> WHAT? >> WELL, IT'S JUST THAT SHE TOLD ME I COULDN'T GET IN TILL TODAY,

>> WELL, IT'S JUST THAT SHE TOLD ME I COULDN'T GET IN TILL TODAY, AND NOW SHE'S SAYING I CAN'T PUT

ME I COULDN'T GET IN TILL TODAY, AND NOW SHE'S SAYING I CAN'T PUT MY STUFF IN THE HALLWAY SO I CAN

AND NOW SHE'S SAYING I CAN'T PUT MY STUFF IN THE HALLWAY SO I CAN PAINT.

MY STUFF IN THE HALLWAY SO I CAN PAINT. >> PAINT'S NOT THAT BAD.

I'M NOT MOVING ANYTHING BACK INTO THE VAN. >> OBVIOUSLY.

INTO THE VAN. >> OBVIOUSLY. ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GET OUT OF

>> OBVIOUSLY. ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE. I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T BREATHE.

HERE. I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T BREATHE. >> OH, YEAH.

I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T BREATHE. >> OH, YEAH. COULD YOU DROP ME OFF AT THE

>> OH, YEAH. COULD YOU DROP ME OFF AT THE SUBWAY?

COULD YOU DROP ME OFF AT THE SUBWAY? >> I'M GOING TO RETURN THE VAN,

SUBWAY? >> I'M GOING TO RETURN THE VAN, AND THEN I'M TAKING YOU TO

>> I'M GOING TO RETURN THE VAN, AND THEN I'M TAKING YOU TO DINNER.

AND THEN I'M TAKING YOU TO DINNER. >> AW, IT'S FINE.

DINNER. >> AW, IT'S FINE. >> NO, NO.

>> AW, IT'S FINE. >> NO, NO. YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE DAY

>> NO, NO. YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE DAY HELPING ME.

YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE DAY HELPING ME. >> NO, REALLY.

HELPING ME. >> NO, REALLY. I APPRECIATE IT, BUT IT'S ALL

>> NO, REALLY. I APPRECIATE IT, BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT.

I APPRECIATE IT, BUT IT'S ALL RIGHT. >> LOOK, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE

RIGHT. >> LOOK, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE JUST MOVED IN WITH, LIKE, A

>> LOOK, I THINK I MIGHT HAVE JUST MOVED IN WITH, LIKE, A TOTAL BITCH, AND I JUST WANT TO

JUST MOVED IN WITH, LIKE, A TOTAL BITCH, AND I JUST WANT TO GO TO DINNER.

TOTAL BITCH, AND I JUST WANT TO GO TO DINNER. >> WELL, YOU SHOULD.

>> OKAY. I'LL DROP YOU AT THE TRAIN. >> I'M JUST TIRED.

I'LL DROP YOU AT THE TRAIN. >> I'M JUST TIRED. LET'S HAVE DINNER SOME NIGHT

>> I'M JUST TIRED. LET'S HAVE DINNER SOME NIGHT THIS WEEK, MAYBE.

LET'S HAVE DINNER SOME NIGHT THIS WEEK, MAYBE. >> PLEASE DON'T.

THIS WEEK, MAYBE. >> PLEASE DON'T. >> WHAT?

>> PLEASE DON'T. >> WHAT? >> YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T WANT

>> WHAT? >> YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME, THAT'S

>> YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME, THAT'S FINE.

TO SPEND TIME WITH ME, THAT'S FINE. >> CLARE, I SPENT ALL DAY WITH

FINE. >> CLARE, I SPENT ALL DAY WITH YOU.

>> CLARE, I SPENT ALL DAY WITH YOU. >> I'M SORRY IT WAS SUCH A

YOU. >> I'M SORRY IT WAS SUCH A TORTURE.

>> I'M SORRY IT WAS SUCH A TORTURE. >> I WANTED TO HELP YOU.

TORTURE. >> I WANTED TO HELP YOU. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE

>> I WANTED TO HELP YOU. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE FIGHTING WITH ME.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE FIGHTING WITH ME. >> I KNOW. I'M SORRY.

FIGHTING WITH ME. >> I KNOW. I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW.

>> I KNOW. I'M SORRY. I DON'T KNOW. I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE TRAIN.

>> I MEAN, NOW YOU'RE PISSED AT ME. >> WELL, YEAH, 'CAUSE I DON'T

ME. >> WELL, YEAH, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU WANT.

>> WELL, YEAH, 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU WANT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU THINK WE'RE

KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU WANT. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU THINK WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU THINK WE'RE JUST FRIENDS. BUT MORE THAN THAT SOMETIMES?

JUST FRIENDS. BUT MORE THAN THAT SOMETIMES? I'M FEELING A LITTLE LOST HERE.

>> I WANT TO STAY FRIENDS. I WANT TO SEE YOU.

I JUST DON'T WANT TO GET BACK TOGETHER. I DON'T THINK THAT WILL EVER

TOGETHER. I DON'T THINK THAT WILL EVER WORK.

>> YEAH. THANK YOU FOR MAKING THAT CLEAR.

>> I'M SORRY. I SHOULD GO. >> I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE TRAIN. >> I WANT TO WALK.

>> OH, YEAH. AW, THIS IS SOME REALLY GOOD SHIT.

AW, THIS IS SOME REALLY GOOD SHIT. ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT? SO, WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF THIS, AND THEN, UH, WE'LL GO

SO, WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF THIS, AND THEN, UH, WE'LL GO OVER TO SOME NYU BARS.

THIS, AND THEN, UH, WE'LL GO OVER TO SOME NYU BARS. YEAH?

OVER TO SOME NYU BARS. YEAH? >> UH, NO.

YEAH? >> UH, NO. >> NO, COME ON, MAN.

>> UH, NO. >> NO, COME ON, MAN. NO. NO, NO, NO.

>> NO, COME ON, MAN. NO. NO, NO, NO. WE'LL GO TO FIT. DONE.

NO. NO, NO, NO. WE'LL GO TO FIT. DONE. YEAH, WE'LL GO DOWN THERE, MEET

WE'LL GO TO FIT. DONE. YEAH, WE'LL GO DOWN THERE, MEET SOME FIT GIRLS.

YEAH, WE'LL GO DOWN THERE, MEET SOME FIT GIRLS. >> NOT TONIGHT, MAN.

SOME FIT GIRLS. >> NOT TONIGHT, MAN. >> REALLY?

>> NOT TONIGHT, MAN. >> REALLY? ARE YOU SHITTING ME?

>> REALLY? ARE YOU SHITTING ME? ALL RIGHT, FINE.

>> WHERE'D YOU GET THIS? >> I, UH -- OH, ONE OF OUR LONDON V.P.s GAVE A BOTTLE TO

>> I, UH -- OH, ONE OF OUR LONDON V.P.s GAVE A BOTTLE TO EACH ONE OF THE GUYS AT THE

LONDON V.P.s GAVE A BOTTLE TO EACH ONE OF THE GUYS AT THE DESK.

EACH ONE OF THE GUYS AT THE DESK. IT'S LIKE $300 SCOTCH.

TO FUCKING THE PAIN AWAY.

>> TO KILI. >> OKAY, TO KILI. ALL RIGHT.

UGH! >> DAMN. >> AW, YEAH! FEEL THAT?

>> DAMN. >> AW, YEAH! FEEL THAT? >> HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY CIGARS?

>> AW, YEAH! FEEL THAT? >> HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY CIGARS? >> YES! I HAVE -- YES, I --

>> HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY CIGARS? >> YES! I HAVE -- YES, I -- DOUG, THAT IS A FANTASTIC IDEA,

>> YES! I HAVE -- YES, I -- DOUG, THAT IS A FANTASTIC IDEA, DOUG!

DOUG, THAT IS A FANTASTIC IDEA, DOUG! [ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

>> TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOURSELF THAT THIS RESUME DOESN'T TELL ME.

>> INTEGRITY IS VERY IMPORTANT TO OUR CULTURE. TELL ME ABOUT A TIME THAT YOU

TO OUR CULTURE. TELL ME ABOUT A TIME THAT YOU EMBRACED INTEGRITY.

>> THANKS FOR COMING IN. SOMEONE FROM OUR OFFICE WILL BE IN TOUCH.

SOMEONE FROM OUR OFFICE WILL BE IN TOUCH. >> GREAT. UH, THANK YOU.

[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ]

HEY, MAN. >> HEY, BIG NEWS. >> WHAT'S UP?

>> HEY, BIG NEWS. >> WHAT'S UP? >> I'M MOVING TO HONG KONG.

>> WHAT'S UP? >> I'M MOVING TO HONG KONG. >> WHAT?

>> I'M MOVING TO HONG KONG. >> WHAT? >> YEAH. I FOUND THERE WAS AN

>> WHAT? >> YEAH. I FOUND THERE WAS AN OPENING AT OUR HONG KONG DESK,

>> YEAH. I FOUND THERE WAS AN OPENING AT OUR HONG KONG DESK, AND -- BOOM -- I'M GOING.

OPENING AT OUR HONG KONG DESK, AND -- BOOM -- I'M GOING. BEST NEWS IS THEY'RE GONNA GIVE

AND -- BOOM -- I'M GOING. BEST NEWS IS THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME THIS BIG, FAT-ASS BONUS CHECK

BEST NEWS IS THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME THIS BIG, FAT-ASS BONUS CHECK FOR GOING OVERSEAS AND THEY'RE

ME THIS BIG, FAT-ASS BONUS CHECK FOR GOING OVERSEAS AND THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME UP RENT-FREE FOR

FOR GOING OVERSEAS AND THEY'RE GONNA PUT ME UP RENT-FREE FOR SIX MONTHS.

GONNA PUT ME UP RENT-FREE FOR SIX MONTHS. >> THAT'S GREAT, MAN.

SIX MONTHS. >> THAT'S GREAT, MAN. CONGRATULATIONS.

>> THAT'S GREAT, MAN. CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANKS, MAN. THANK YOU.

CONGRATULATIONS. >> THANKS, MAN. THANK YOU. UH, THERE'S ONLY ONE DOWNSIDE,

>> THANKS, MAN. THANK YOU. UH, THERE'S ONLY ONE DOWNSIDE, THOUGH.

UH, THERE'S ONLY ONE DOWNSIDE, THOUGH. UM...OBVIOUSLY, I GOT TO BAIL ON

THOUGH. UM...OBVIOUSLY, I GOT TO BAIL ON KILI.

UM...OBVIOUSLY, I GOT TO BAIL ON KILI. BUT, YOU KNOW, I GOT TO DO THIS,

KILI. BUT, YOU KNOW, I GOT TO DO THIS, MAN.

BUT, YOU KNOW, I GOT TO DO THIS, MAN. >> YEAH.

MAN. >> YEAH. WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE AN AMAZING

>> YEAH. WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY.

WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY. >> YEAH, THANK YOU.

OPPORTUNITY. >> YEAH, THANK YOU. IT IS. IT IS. I'M PSYCHED.

>> YEAH, THANK YOU. IT IS. IT IS. I'M PSYCHED. I'M SO PSYCHED.

IT IS. IT IS. I'M PSYCHED. I'M SO PSYCHED. >> THAT'S AWESOME.

I'M SO PSYCHED. >> THAT'S AWESOME. >> YEAH. I NEED SOME, LIKE,

>> THAT'S AWESOME. >> YEAH. I NEED SOME, LIKE, SAMURAI-WARRIOR GEAR, PRONTO.

>> YEAH. I NEED SOME, LIKE, SAMURAI-WARRIOR GEAR, PRONTO. >> YEAH, MAYBE I CAN COME VISIT

SAMURAI-WARRIOR GEAR, PRONTO. >> YEAH, MAYBE I CAN COME VISIT YOU.

>> YEAH, MAYBE I CAN COME VISIT YOU. >> YEAH.

YOU. >> YEAH. I'M GONNA CHOP SOME PEOPLE UP.

>> YEAH. I'M GONNA CHOP SOME PEOPLE UP. >> YEAH, IT'S -- THAT'S AWESOME.

I'M GONNA CHOP SOME PEOPLE UP. >> YEAH, IT'S -- THAT'S AWESOME. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.

>> YEAH, IT'S -- THAT'S AWESOME. I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. >> CHONG CHING CHOCA-CHAW-CHAW!

I'M HAPPY FOR YOU. >> CHONG CHING CHOCA-CHAW-CHAW! [ LAUGHS ]

>> [ SIGHS ]

>> [ LAUGHS ] DOUG! HI.

>> HI. >> [ CHUCKLES ] ARE YOU COMING HERE?

>> [ CHUCKLES ] ARE YOU COMING HERE? >> I'M, UH -- YEAH.

ARE YOU COMING HERE? >> I'M, UH -- YEAH. I'M MEETING SOMEONE HERE FOR A

>> I'M, UH -- YEAH. I'M MEETING SOMEONE HERE FOR A DRINK IN A BIT.

I'M MEETING SOMEONE HERE FOR A DRINK IN A BIT. >> OH, COOL.

DRINK IN A BIT. >> OH, COOL. >> HEY, MAN.

>> OH, COOL. >> HEY, MAN. >> HEY. I'M -- I'M DOUG.

>> HEY, MAN. >> HEY. I'M -- I'M DOUG. >> SETH.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] >> SO, YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING? >> NO, BABE. I WAS --

>> NO, BABE. I WAS -- >> OH, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. >> YEAH.

>> OH, IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. >> YEAH. >> OKAY, BYE.

>> YEAH. >> OKAY, BYE. >> SHE SAID...

[ UP-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

>> HEY. >> HI, DOUG. HEY, LISTEN, I'M GONNA PUT YOU

>> HI, DOUG. HEY, LISTEN, I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON THE SPEAKERPHONE -- OKAY? --

HEY, LISTEN, I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON THE SPEAKERPHONE -- OKAY? -- 'CAUSE I'M HERE WITH MOM.

ON THE SPEAKERPHONE -- OKAY? -- 'CAUSE I'M HERE WITH MOM. HOLD ON.

CAN YOU HEAR ME? >> YEAH. >> HI, HONEY.

>> YEAH. >> HI, HONEY. >> HEY, MOM.

>> HI, HONEY. >> HEY, MOM. >> SO, UH, YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T

>> HEY, MOM. >> SO, UH, YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN A WHILE.

>> SO, UH, YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN A WHILE. >> I KNOW. I'M SORRY.

HEARD FROM YOU IN A WHILE. >> I KNOW. I'M SORRY. I'VE BEEN A LITTLE BUSY LATELY.

>> I KNOW. I'M SORRY. I'VE BEEN A LITTLE BUSY LATELY. >> THAT'S GOOD.

I'VE BEEN A LITTLE BUSY LATELY. >> THAT'S GOOD. >> KEITH SAID HE SAW ON YOUTUBE

>> THAT'S GOOD. >> KEITH SAID HE SAW ON YOUTUBE THAT YOU QUIT YOUR JOB.

>> KEITH SAID HE SAW ON YOUTUBE THAT YOU QUIT YOUR JOB. >> UH, FACEBOOK, DAD.

THAT YOU QUIT YOUR JOB. >> UH, FACEBOOK, DAD. >> UH-HUH.

>> UH, FACEBOOK, DAD. >> UH-HUH. SO, IT -- IT'S TRUE?

>> UH-HUH. SO, IT -- IT'S TRUE? >> YEAH. IT IS.

SO, IT -- IT'S TRUE? >> YEAH. IT IS. >> THAT'S...BIG NEWS.

>> YEAH. IT IS. >> THAT'S...BIG NEWS. >> YEAH.

>> THAT'S...BIG NEWS. >> YEAH. >> WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON?

>> YEAH. >> WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON? >> AN ARGUMENT WITH BILL.

>> WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON? >> AN ARGUMENT WITH BILL. >> AN ARGUMENT? ABOUT WHAT?

>> AN ARGUMENT WITH BILL. >> AN ARGUMENT? ABOUT WHAT? >> ABOUT ME TAKING TIME OFF THIS

>> AN ARGUMENT? ABOUT WHAT? >> ABOUT ME TAKING TIME OFF THIS SUMMER.

>> ABOUT ME TAKING TIME OFF THIS SUMMER. >> TO GO TO AFRICA?

SUMMER. >> TO GO TO AFRICA? >> YEAH, THAT WAS PART OF IT.

>> TO GO TO AFRICA? >> YEAH, THAT WAS PART OF IT. >> WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY?

>> YEAH, THAT WAS PART OF IT. >> WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY? >> A LOT OF THINGS.

>> WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY? >> A LOT OF THINGS. LISTEN, CAN I JUST CALL YOU GUYS

>> A LOT OF THINGS. LISTEN, CAN I JUST CALL YOU GUYS LATER?

LISTEN, CAN I JUST CALL YOU GUYS LATER? >> WELL, NO, NO.

LATER? >> WELL, NO, NO. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

>> WELL, NO, NO. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? >> WELL, I'M GONNA FIND ANOTHER

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? >> WELL, I'M GONNA FIND ANOTHER JOB, DAD.

>> WELL, I'M GONNA FIND ANOTHER JOB, DAD. >> YOU KNOW THAT'S GONNA BE KIND

JOB, DAD. >> YOU KNOW THAT'S GONNA BE KIND OF ROUGH WHEN YOUR PAST EMPLOYER

>> YOU KNOW THAT'S GONNA BE KIND OF ROUGH WHEN YOUR PAST EMPLOYER OF SEVEN YEARS WON'T WRITE YOU A

OF ROUGH WHEN YOUR PAST EMPLOYER OF SEVEN YEARS WON'T WRITE YOU A RECOMMENDATION.

OF SEVEN YEARS WON'T WRITE YOU A RECOMMENDATION. >> I REALIZE THAT, DAD.

RECOMMENDATION. >> I REALIZE THAT, DAD. >> HOW ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR

>> I REALIZE THAT, DAD. >> HOW ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR YOUR TRIP?

>> WELL, THIS WILL UPSET YOU GUYS, PROBABLY... BUT I S-SOLD THE RING THAT

GUYS, PROBABLY... BUT I S-SOLD THE RING THAT GRANDFATHER GAVE ME, AND I'M

BUT I S-SOLD THE RING THAT GRANDFATHER GAVE ME, AND I'M USING THAT MONEY TO PAY FOR THE

GRANDFATHER GAVE ME, AND I'M USING THAT MONEY TO PAY FOR THE TRIP.

>> THAT WAS A STUPID THING TO DO, DOUG! OKAY? THAT WAS A STUPID,

DO, DOUG! OKAY? THAT WAS A STUPID, SELFISH, SELFISH THING TO DO.

OKAY? THAT WAS A STUPID, SELFISH, SELFISH THING TO DO. >> THE RING WAS A GIFT TO ME.

SELFISH, SELFISH THING TO DO. >> THE RING WAS A GIFT TO ME. >> IT WAS NOT A GIFT.

>> THE RING WAS A GIFT TO ME. >> IT WAS NOT A GIFT. IT WASN'T A GIFT!

>> IT WAS NOT A GIFT. IT WASN'T A GIFT! IT'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S RING!

IT WASN'T A GIFT! IT'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S RING! OKAY?

IT'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S RING! OKAY? THAT WAS GIVEN TO YOU WITH THE

OKAY? THAT WAS GIVEN TO YOU WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT YOU WOULD

THAT WAS GIVEN TO YOU WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT YOU WOULD GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL,

UNDERSTANDING THAT YOU WOULD GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL, SOMEBODY YOU CARED ABOUT THAT

GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL, SOMEBODY YOU CARED ABOUT THAT YOU WANTED TO MAKE PART OF THIS

SOMEBODY YOU CARED ABOUT THAT YOU WANTED TO MAKE PART OF THIS FAMILY.

YOU WANTED TO MAKE PART OF THIS FAMILY. YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHY YOU WERE

FAMILY. YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHY YOU WERE GIVEN SOMETHING THAT WAS PART OF

YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHY YOU WERE GIVEN SOMETHING THAT WAS PART OF THIS FAMILY!

THIS FAMILY! >> OKAY, DOUG, WE'RE GONNA CALL YOU BACK LATER.

>> OKAY, DOUG, WE'RE GONNA CALL YOU BACK LATER. >> NO, WE'RE NOT.

YOU BACK LATER. >> NO, WE'RE NOT. YOU FUCKED UP, DOUG.

>> NO, WE'RE NOT. YOU FUCKED UP, DOUG. YOU FUCKED UP.

YOU FUCKED UP, DOUG. YOU FUCKED UP. >> DAD, I UNDERSTAND

YOU FUCKED UP. >> DAD, I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE UPSET --

>> DAD, I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE UPSET -- >> NO, NO.

>> NO, NO. THIS IS THE WORST THING YOU COULD HAVE DONE.

[ INTERCOM RINGS ]

>> HELLO? >> HI. I NEED TO COME IN.

>> OKAY.

[ DOOR BUZZES ]

WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT'S WRONG?

MUST BE PRETTY SERIOUS IF YOU'RE WILLING TO COME TO ME ABOUT IT. >> I HAVE TO COME TO YOU.

CONGRATULATIONS.

>> REALLY? >> NO. I'M FUCKING JOKING.

>> WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT?

>> FOR SURE YESTERDAY.

YOU LOOK EVEN MORE DISAPPOINTED THAN MY MOM. >> I'M -- I'M SORRY.

THAN MY MOM. >> I'M -- I'M SORRY. I'M JUST SURPRISED.

>> I'M -- I'M SORRY. I'M JUST SURPRISED. WHAT DID YOUR MOM SAY?

>> THAT I WAS A FUCK-UP, BASICALLY. >> DID SHE ACTUALLY SAY THAT TO

BASICALLY. >> DID SHE ACTUALLY SAY THAT TO YOU?

>> DID SHE ACTUALLY SAY THAT TO YOU? >> WHAT ELSE WOULD SHE SAY --

YOU? >> WHAT ELSE WOULD SHE SAY -- "GOOD JOB?"

>> HAVE YOU TOLD ANYONE ELSE?

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO?

>> OF COURSE.

I CAN'T.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY?

>> THIS IS A BIG SURPRISE, OBVIOUSLY. I CAN'T SAY THAT I'M NOT SCARED,

OBVIOUSLY. I CAN'T SAY THAT I'M NOT SCARED, IN A WAY.

I CAN'T SAY THAT I'M NOT SCARED, IN A WAY. BUT IF THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA

IN A WAY. BUT IF THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA BE, THEN THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA

BUT IF THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA BE, THEN THIS IS HOW IT'S GONNA BE.

YOU'RE NOT A FUCK-UP.

YOUR MOM'S A BITCH.

>> NO, SHE'S RIGHT. >> NO, SHE'S NOT RIGHT.

[ SIGHS ] HERE. >> THANK YOU.

>> IS IT JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS WITH YOU BEING ON BIRTH CONTROL?

THINGS WITH YOU BEING ON BIRTH CONTROL? DID THE DOCTOR SAY ANYTHING?

CONTROL? DID THE DOCTOR SAY ANYTHING? >> I HAD MISSED A FEW DAYS.

DID THE DOCTOR SAY ANYTHING? >> I HAD MISSED A FEW DAYS. I DIDN'T GET IT REFILLED BECAUSE

>> I HAD MISSED A FEW DAYS. I DIDN'T GET IT REFILLED BECAUSE WE HAD BROKEN UP AND I DIDN'T

I DIDN'T GET IT REFILLED BECAUSE WE HAD BROKEN UP AND I DIDN'T WANT TO KEEP TAKING IT, YOU

WE HAD BROKEN UP AND I DIDN'T WANT TO KEEP TAKING IT, YOU KNOW?

I ALSO DIDN'T THINK THAT ANYTHING WOULD HAPPEN THAT NIGHT.

IT WAS LIKE TWO DAYS.

>> YOU THINK SHE'S LYING? >> NO.

>> HERE. >> THANKS, MAN. >> YEAH.

>> THANKS, MAN. >> YEAH. >> AND YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT

>> YEAH. >> AND YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT SHE DIDN'T DO THIS SHIT ON

>> AND YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT SHE DIDN'T DO THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE?

SHE DIDN'T DO THIS SHIT ON PURPOSE? >> YEAH. I DO.

PURPOSE? >> YEAH. I DO. >> THEN SHE -- SHE'S COMPLETELY

>> YEAH. I DO. >> THEN SHE -- SHE'S COMPLETELY IRRESPONSIBLE.

>> THEN SHE -- SHE'S COMPLETELY IRRESPONSIBLE. THAT IS SO FUCKED.

IRRESPONSIBLE. THAT IS SO FUCKED. >> WELL, I PLAYED A PART, AS

THAT IS SO FUCKED. >> WELL, I PLAYED A PART, AS WELL.

>> WELL, I PLAYED A PART, AS WELL. >> NO, NO.

WELL. >> NO, NO. YOU [CLICKS TONGUE] BUT UNDER

>> NO, NO. YOU [CLICKS TONGUE] BUT UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT SHE'S ON

YOU [CLICKS TONGUE] BUT UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT SHE'S ON BIRTH CONTROL.

THE IMPRESSION THAT SHE'S ON BIRTH CONTROL. >> THIS ISN'T SOMETHING SHE

BIRTH CONTROL. >> THIS ISN'T SOMETHING SHE WANTED.

>> THIS ISN'T SOMETHING SHE WANTED. >> SHE WANTS IT ENOUGH TO KEEP

WANTED. >> SHE WANTS IT ENOUGH TO KEEP IT.

WHERE ARE MY SMOKES? YEAH, ALL RIGHT. DOUG, JUST BECAUSE SHE'S

YEAH, ALL RIGHT. DOUG, JUST BECAUSE SHE'S PREGNANT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU

DOUG, JUST BECAUSE SHE'S PREGNANT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING ELSE

PREGNANT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING ELSE IN YOUR LIFE.

HAVE TO GIVE UP EVERYTHING ELSE IN YOUR LIFE. >> NO, I UNDERSTAND.

IN YOUR LIFE. >> NO, I UNDERSTAND. >> AND IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU

>> NO, I UNDERSTAND. >> AND IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU GUYS HAVE TO GET BACK TOGETHER,

>> AND IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU GUYS HAVE TO GET BACK TOGETHER, EITHER.

GUYS HAVE TO GET BACK TOGETHER, EITHER. >> NO, I KNOW.

EITHER. >> NO, I KNOW. >> THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY,

>> NO, I KNOW. >> THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY, MAN.

>> THIS IS THE 21st CENTURY, MAN. THIS IS HOW IT WORKS NOW.

THIS IS HOW IT WORKS NOW. >> YEAH, WELL, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?

>> YEAH, WELL, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST? YOU'RE AN EXPERT ON

SUGGEST? YOU'RE AN EXPERT ON RELATIONSHIPS.

YOU'RE AN EXPERT ON RELATIONSHIPS. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

RELATIONSHIPS. >> [ CHUCKLES ] WELL...GO TO TANZANIA.

>> [ CHUCKLES ] WELL...GO TO TANZANIA. YOU DISAPPEAR INTO THE JUNGLE.

WELL...GO TO TANZANIA. YOU DISAPPEAR INTO THE JUNGLE. FUCK IT, RIGHT?

YOU DISAPPEAR INTO THE JUNGLE. FUCK IT, RIGHT? LEARN HOW TO HUNT BOAR.

FUCK IT, RIGHT? LEARN HOW TO HUNT BOAR. I DON'T KNOW.

LEARN HOW TO HUNT BOAR. I DON'T KNOW. I REALLY DON'T KNOW.

>> IT DOES CHANGE THINGS. OTHER STUFF SEEMS LESS IMPORTANT NOW.

OTHER STUFF SEEMS LESS IMPORTANT NOW. >> LISTEN, MAN...

WHAT IF THERE WAS NO BABY? TAKE THE BABY OUT OF THE EQUATION.

TAKE THE BABY OUT OF THE EQUATION. THIS IS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT?

[ CELLPHONE VIBRATING ] IS THAT HER? DON'T ANSWER IT.

IS THAT HER? DON'T ANSWER IT. DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE.

DON'T ANSWER IT. DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE. >> NO.

DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE. >> NO. >> YOU'RE HOPELESS, MAN.

>> NO. >> YOU'RE HOPELESS, MAN. >> IT'S MY PARENTS.

>> YOU'RE HOPELESS, MAN. >> IT'S MY PARENTS. >> OH. I'M GOING OUTSIDE.

>> IT'S MY PARENTS. >> OH. I'M GOING OUTSIDE. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE.

>> OH. I'M GOING OUTSIDE. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE. >> HEY.

I'M GONNA GO SMOKE. >> HEY. >> DOUG, HONEY...

>> HEY. >> DOUG, HONEY... UM...I'M AFRAID WE'VE HAD SOME

>> DOUG, HONEY... UM...I'M AFRAID WE'VE HAD SOME BAD NEWS.

THE NURSING HOME CALLED.

>> IN OUR CONVERSATIONS, I LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT THE COMMUNITY THAT I HAD JUST COME

LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT THE COMMUNITY THAT I HAD JUST COME TO CALL HOME BUT WHICH HE HAD

COMMUNITY THAT I HAD JUST COME TO CALL HOME BUT WHICH HE HAD KNOWN ALL HIS LIFE.

I SAW THE SELFLESSNESS OF A MAN WHO HAD LEFT COLLEGE WHEN HIS FATHER'S ACCIDENT MEANT THAT HE

WHO HAD LEFT COLLEGE WHEN HIS FATHER'S ACCIDENT MEANT THAT HE WAS NEEDED TO RUN THE STORE, WHO

FATHER'S ACCIDENT MEANT THAT HE WAS NEEDED TO RUN THE STORE, WHO LEFT HOME WHEN HIS NATION CALLED

WAS NEEDED TO RUN THE STORE, WHO LEFT HOME WHEN HIS NATION CALLED HIM TO FACE ITS ENEMIES ACROSS

LEFT HOME WHEN HIS NATION CALLED HIM TO FACE ITS ENEMIES ACROSS THE PACIFIC.

HIM TO FACE ITS ENEMIES ACROSS THE PACIFIC. HE WAS A MAN WHO ALWAYS PUT THE

THE PACIFIC. HE WAS A MAN WHO ALWAYS PUT THE NEEDS OF HIS FAMILY FIRST.

HE WAS A MAN WHO ALWAYS PUT THE NEEDS OF HIS FAMILY FIRST. THAT WAS THE MILTON SR. THAT I

NEEDS OF HIS FAMILY FIRST. THAT WAS THE MILTON SR. THAT I MET, THE MAN SO MANY OF YOU CALL

THAT WAS THE MILTON SR. THAT I MET, THE MAN SO MANY OF YOU CALL "FRIEND," "FATHER,

MET, THE MAN SO MANY OF YOU CALL "FRIEND," "FATHER, "GRANDFATHER."

>> [ CHUCKLES ] GOOD BOY. [ SIGHS ]

GOOD BOY. [ SIGHS ] >> HEY.

[ SIGHS ] >> HEY. >> HEY.

>> WERE YOU JUST, UH, GETTING SOME AIR? >> YEAH.

>> I, UH -- I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD SERVICE. >> YEAH, IT WAS.

>> SO...HOW ARE THINGS IN NEW YORK? >> GOOD, YOU KNOW?

YEAH. >> ANYTHING HAPPENING ON THE JOB FRONT OR, UH...

>> ANYTHING HAPPENING ON THE JOB FRONT OR, UH... >> I HAVE A SECOND INTERVIEW

FRONT OR, UH... >> I HAVE A SECOND INTERVIEW NEXT WEEK.

>> I HAVE A SECOND INTERVIEW NEXT WEEK. >> REALLY?

NEXT WEEK. >> REALLY? >> GETTING SHOTS ON TUESDAY FOR

>> REALLY? >> GETTING SHOTS ON TUESDAY FOR MY TRIP.

>> YEAH.

SO, WHAT'S YOUR, UH -- WHAT'S YOUR SECOND INTERVIEW? >> WITH A SMALL IMPRINT.

YOUR SECOND INTERVIEW? >> WITH A SMALL IMPRINT. THEY PUT OUT FOREIGN-POLICY

>> WITH A SMALL IMPRINT. THEY PUT OUT FOREIGN-POLICY TITLES.

THEY PUT OUT FOREIGN-POLICY TITLES. >> THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING.

TITLES. >> THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING. >> YEAH, WE'LL SEE.

>> GIVEN THE POSSIBILITIES, WE NEED TO ENLARGE OUR TEAM. >> IT'S NOT A TEMPORARY

NEED TO ENLARGE OUR TEAM. >> IT'S NOT A TEMPORARY INCREASE.

>> IT'S NOT A TEMPORARY INCREASE. >> NO. IT WOULD BE A PERMANENT

INCREASE. >> NO. IT WOULD BE A PERMANENT POSITION.

>> NO. IT WOULD BE A PERMANENT POSITION. >> GREAT.

>> RIGHT. WELL, UM...SO, IF WE WERE TO OFFER YOU THE JOB, COULD YOU --

WELL, UM...SO, IF WE WERE TO OFFER YOU THE JOB, COULD YOU -- COULD YOU START IN TWO WEEKS?

>> TWO WEEKS? >> YEAH. >> UM...I BELIEVE I MENTIONED

>> YEAH. >> UM...I BELIEVE I MENTIONED BEFORE IN MY FIRST INTERVIEW

>> UM...I BELIEVE I MENTIONED BEFORE IN MY FIRST INTERVIEW THAT, UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE

BEFORE IN MY FIRST INTERVIEW THAT, UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE TRAVEL PLANS NEXT MONTH.

BUT I COULD START SEPTEMBER 1st OR MAYBE A FEW DAYS BEFORE. I RETURN ON THE 28th.

OR MAYBE A FEW DAYS BEFORE. I RETURN ON THE 28th. >> DOUG, YOU KNOW THE

I RETURN ON THE 28th. >> DOUG, YOU KNOW THE PARTICULARS OF YOUR TRIP, OF

>> DOUG, YOU KNOW THE PARTICULARS OF YOUR TRIP, OF COURSE.

PARTICULARS OF YOUR TRIP, OF COURSE. WE DON'T.

COURSE. WE DON'T. BUT I THINK THE SALARY IS

WE DON'T. BUT I THINK THE SALARY IS COMPETITIVE, AND IT WOULD BE A

BUT I THINK THE SALARY IS COMPETITIVE, AND IT WOULD BE A PROMOTION.

COMPETITIVE, AND IT WOULD BE A PROMOTION. >> PLUS YOU'D HAVE FOUR WEEKS'

PROMOTION. >> PLUS YOU'D HAVE FOUR WEEKS' PAID VACATION THAT YOU COULD

>> PLUS YOU'D HAVE FOUR WEEKS' PAID VACATION THAT YOU COULD START CLAIMING IN SIX MONTHS.

PAID VACATION THAT YOU COULD START CLAIMING IN SIX MONTHS. >> WE HAVE SEVERAL TITLES GOING

START CLAIMING IN SIX MONTHS. >> WE HAVE SEVERAL TITLES GOING TO PRESS IN LATE AUGUST, AND

>> WE HAVE SEVERAL TITLES GOING TO PRESS IN LATE AUGUST, AND WE'D LOVE TO BRING YOU INTO THE

TO PRESS IN LATE AUGUST, AND WE'D LOVE TO BRING YOU INTO THE PROCESS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

WE'D LOVE TO BRING YOU INTO THE PROCESS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. >> THANK YOU.

PROCESS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. >> THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THE OFFER, BUT I

>> THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THE OFFER, BUT I CAN'T ACCEPT.

I APPRECIATE THE OFFER, BUT I CAN'T ACCEPT. >> OKAY, WELL --

CAN'T ACCEPT. >> OKAY, WELL -- [ CHUCKLES ]

>> OKAY, WELL -- [ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT.

[ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT. UM, WELL, YOU TELL US, DOUG.

ALL RIGHT. UM, WELL, YOU TELL US, DOUG. WHAT WOULD MAKE IT WORTH IT FOR

UM, WELL, YOU TELL US, DOUG. WHAT WOULD MAKE IT WORTH IT FOR YOU?

WHAT WOULD MAKE IT WORTH IT FOR YOU? >> WELL, I'M NOT TRYING TO ASK

YOU? >> WELL, I'M NOT TRYING TO ASK FOR MORE MONEY.

>> WELL, I'M NOT TRYING TO ASK FOR MORE MONEY. THIS TRIP IS VERY IMPORTANT TO

FOR MORE MONEY. THIS TRIP IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.

THIS TRIP IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. IT MAY BE THE LAST TIME I GET TO

ME. IT MAY BE THE LAST TIME I GET TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR A

IT MAY BE THE LAST TIME I GET TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR A WHILE.

DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS FOR A WHILE. >> PAID VACATION, SIX MONTHS.

WHILE. >> PAID VACATION, SIX MONTHS. JUST PUSH YOUR TRIP BACK A

>> PAID VACATION, SIX MONTHS. JUST PUSH YOUR TRIP BACK A LITTLE.

JUST PUSH YOUR TRIP BACK A LITTLE. WE REALLY WANT YOU TO JOIN US

LITTLE. WE REALLY WANT YOU TO JOIN US HERE, DOUG.

WE REALLY WANT YOU TO JOIN US HERE, DOUG. SO...

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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] >> [ SIGHS ] >> OH, MY GOODNESS.

>> [ SIGHS ] >> OH, MY GOODNESS. >> YEP. THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM

>> OH, MY GOODNESS. >> YEP. THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM AND THE KITCHEN.

>> YEP. THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM AND THE KITCHEN. >> WOW.

>> THAT IS -- THAT'S AN INCREDIBLE VIEW. >> SO, THIS IS THE BEDROOM, OF

INCREDIBLE VIEW. >> SO, THIS IS THE BEDROOM, OF COURSE.

>> SO, THIS IS THE BEDROOM, OF COURSE. >> COMPARED TO YOUR LAST PLACE,

COURSE. >> COMPARED TO YOUR LAST PLACE, THIS IS LIKE NIGHT AND DAY.

>> COMPARED TO YOUR LAST PLACE, THIS IS LIKE NIGHT AND DAY. >> OH, YOU HAVE A MASTER BATH,

THIS IS LIKE NIGHT AND DAY. >> OH, YOU HAVE A MASTER BATH, TOO.

>> OH, YOU HAVE A MASTER BATH, TOO. THAT'S GREAT.

TOO. THAT'S GREAT. >> YEAH.

>> I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON THE GRILL.

>> IT'S REALLY NICE. >> YEAH. >> THANKS.

>> YEAH. >> THANKS. >> ARE YOU GONNA PAINT?

>> HEY. MAN, THIS IS GREAT. I MEAN, YOU FOUND A GREAT PLACE.

MAN, THIS IS GREAT. I MEAN, YOU FOUND A GREAT PLACE. >> YEAH, WE'RE RENTING IT FROM

I MEAN, YOU FOUND A GREAT PLACE. >> YEAH, WE'RE RENTING IT FROM MITCH.

>> YEAH, WE'RE RENTING IT FROM MITCH. >> WHERE IS HE?

MITCH. >> WHERE IS HE? >> HONG KONG.

>> WHERE IS HE? >> HONG KONG. >> OH, RIGHT. RIGHT.

>> HONG KONG. >> OH, RIGHT. RIGHT. ANYWAY, CHEERS.

>> OH, RIGHT. RIGHT. ANYWAY, CHEERS. >> CHEERS.

>> YOU KNOW, DOUG, I-I, UM... I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU. YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER IS, TOO.

I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU. YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER IS, TOO. WE'RE BOTH REALLY HAPPY FOR THE

YOU KNOW, YOUR MOTHER IS, TOO. WE'RE BOTH REALLY HAPPY FOR THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING FOR YOU.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL VIEW.

>> ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ TROUBLE CAME, THERE'S NO

♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ TROUBLE CAME, THERE'S NO SURPRISE ♪

♪ TROUBLE CAME, THERE'S NO SURPRISE ♪ ♪ FALLING DOWN FROM UP HIGH

SURPRISE ♪ ♪ FALLING DOWN FROM UP HIGH ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

♪ FALLING DOWN FROM UP HIGH ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ A DREAM TO FOLLOW, A BECKONING

♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ A DREAM TO FOLLOW, A BECKONING STAR ♪

♪ A DREAM TO FOLLOW, A BECKONING STAR ♪ ♪ WALKED SO LONG

STAR ♪ ♪ WALKED SO LONG ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

♪ WALKED SO LONG ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

♪ I HEARD THUNDER AND RAIN COME DOWN ♪ ♪ AND I SAW THE DEVIL IN EVERY

DOWN ♪ ♪ AND I SAW THE DEVIL IN EVERY CLOUD ♪

♪ AND I SAW THE DEVIL IN EVERY CLOUD ♪ ♪ I DREAMED I WAS SLEEPING, IT

CLOUD ♪ ♪ I DREAMED I WAS SLEEPING, IT FIT ME SO WELL ♪

♪ I DREAMED I WAS SLEEPING, IT FIT ME SO WELL ♪ ♪ I DREAMED I WAS GOD, AND IT

FIT ME SO WELL ♪ ♪ I DREAMED I WAS GOD, AND IT WORRIED ME STILL ♪

♪ I DREAMED I WAS GOD, AND IT WORRIED ME STILL ♪ ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

WORRIED ME STILL ♪ ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID ♪ OH, BE NOT AFRAID

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