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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:27,159 [opera music] 2 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:34,500 [woman] I'm... 3 00:00:34,735 --> 00:00:36,368 making a film... 4 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:39,571 about me... 5 00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:42,641 and my feelings for you. 6 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:46,178 [opera music continues] 7 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:52,251 I'm still not over you. 8 00:00:52,253 --> 00:00:55,220 And I wanna figure out why that is, 9 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,322 and how it got to this point. 10 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:00,325 But it's gonna be fun. 11 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,534 [film reel whirring] 12 00:01:09,203 --> 00:01:12,337 I'm Ann Lupo. I am a... 13 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,491 filmmaker. 14 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,342 [man] What do you hope to find with us? 15 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,179 I hope to find... 16 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,086 that I can change. 17 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:31,557 Yeah. 18 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:34,793 [camera shutter clicking] 19 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,096 [door creaking] 20 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:43,368 [dreamy music] 21 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,504 [Ann] This was me three years ago. 22 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:52,644 I was 23 years old... 23 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:59,151 and most of the time, I was lost in... 24 00:01:59,153 --> 00:02:01,487 one of many fantasies. 25 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:10,529 And almost all of them were about falling in love. 26 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,200 [country music] 27 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:21,273 [Ann] There's this... 28 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:24,610 narrative, or maybe truth... 29 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:25,844 it doesn't, I don't know, 30 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,713 to be in love with someone, 31 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:29,715 and for them to be in love with you 32 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:32,584 is one of the holiest experiences 33 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:34,653 you can have on this Earth. 34 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:38,290 ¶ I'm so happy That you found me ¶ 35 00:02:38,292 --> 00:02:40,826 ¶ And with your arms around me ¶ 36 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:43,295 ¶ It's a happy wonderful world ¶ 37 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:45,497 [Ann] The movies that have written 38 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:47,833 people's mental paradigms about love. 39 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,368 They are heightened. 40 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:51,703 ['60s pop music] 41 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,594 [Ann] And then if you believe 42 00:02:53,595 --> 00:02:55,484 that it's something that you should be a part of, 43 00:02:55,485 --> 00:02:57,374 because it seems like a really fun thing. 44 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,745 ['60s pop music] 45 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:09,421 [Ann] I was just looking to not be single anymore. 46 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:14,326 I wanted to have someone to do all the things 47 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:17,362 that people in couples do with. 48 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:20,399 But it didn't really matter who that person was. 49 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:24,469 I could practically fall in love with anyone. 50 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:26,605 [romantic music] 51 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,360 [romantic music continues] 52 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,254 -I love you. -I love you. 53 00:04:15,256 --> 00:04:17,356 -I love you. -I love you. 54 00:04:17,358 --> 00:04:21,660 So, yeah, I was pretty confused about how love works. 55 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:27,332 But you know, there's a lot of misinformation out there. 56 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,947 [laughing] 57 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:43,882 -[both laughing] -[bell ringing] 58 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:44,950 -Umm... -[door opens] 59 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,452 [background chatter] 60 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:05,070 [Ann] So, I worked for this incredible couple. 61 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:08,507 They run a business together, making videos and commercials, 62 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:10,776 -and... -[woman 1] Now, they're engaged! 63 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:12,711 Oh, my god! 64 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:14,645 -[Ann] Congratulations. -[woman 1] I can't believe it. 65 00:05:14,646 --> 00:05:16,579 -My little sister's engaged. -[Miguel] Hey, Ann. 66 00:05:16,583 --> 00:05:18,250 [both] Dude. 67 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:19,918 -Yes. -[woman 1] Incredible man. 68 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,186 -[sighs] -Aww. 69 00:05:21,187 --> 00:05:22,453 [Rachel] Was it incredible? 70 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:23,956 Yes, Rachel. 71 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,457 -[Rachel] Oh, okay. -Right. 72 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:26,958 [Dennis] How did you, uh, pop the question? 73 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,777 [Miguel] Oh, my god. So, listen to this. 74 00:05:28,778 --> 00:05:30,595 -I spent three months. -He created a scavenger hunt 75 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:31,930 around the entire city. 76 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,682 -What? -Around all the places 77 00:05:33,683 --> 00:05:35,433 we've been to when we were in a relationship, 78 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:38,603 and he set up videos and little riddles for me to solve. 79 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:40,872 -Guess it was perfect? -[all laughing] 80 00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,874 -Right? -Yes, yes, yes. 81 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,242 The birds... [laughs] 82 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:45,609 ...they were just like, right on cue. 83 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,579 -[Dennis] Wow. -Just like... 84 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,715 [Rachel laughing] 85 00:05:50,617 --> 00:05:52,484 It was just so special. 86 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,686 The trees were swaying like... [inhales] 87 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:55,887 ...background dancers. 88 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,356 Yeah. 89 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,824 -It was beautiful. -And then, there was like a... 90 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,125 And then, and then, and then... 91 00:06:00,127 --> 00:06:02,511 [whispers] Can you film us? 92 00:06:02,512 --> 00:06:04,896 And then, at the end of that whole thing, 93 00:06:04,898 --> 00:06:07,282 I was waiting for her 94 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,667 outside of 126 St. Mark's Place, where we first met. 95 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:11,353 Aww. 96 00:06:11,354 --> 00:06:13,037 [Miguel] And I got down on one knee... 97 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,040 -I wanna do it. -[Adrienne chuckles] 98 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,775 -[Miguel] Adrienne. -Mm-hmm? 99 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:19,511 Will you marry me? 100 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,114 And she said, "Yes." 101 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:23,599 [all laughing] 102 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,083 -[man 1] Aww, this is great. -[smooching] 103 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:28,820 Love becomes marriage. 104 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:32,457 Oh, okay. 105 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:36,161 Marriage becomes vows. 106 00:06:36,163 --> 00:06:39,398 Vows last... 107 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:41,800 a lifetime. 108 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,672 Tears... 109 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:51,943 forever... 110 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,679 is... 111 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:56,948 now. 112 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:01,820 -He expressed it. -[Rachel] Whoo. 113 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,054 -[both] Wow. -[claps] 114 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:04,890 Hey, that was awesome. 115 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,725 [Ann] That was really good. 116 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,126 -[Miguel] Oh, yeah. -[overlapping chatter] 117 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:10,195 [Rachel] Oh, I'm so proud of you guys. 118 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:11,797 [Dennis] Congratulations, you two. 119 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,031 [all laughing] 120 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,634 Congratulations. 121 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:17,435 Have a good day writing poetry, dude. 122 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:24,109 [Adrienne] Are you serious? 123 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,845 My videos get way more views than yours. 124 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:29,448 [Miguel] I think we should take the day off. 125 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,216 [Adrienne] Oh, but we have about... 126 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:34,119 that deck with the presentation that's due on Friday. 127 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:38,056 That deck. Are you telling me we can't work on that deck... 128 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:41,526 from bed? 129 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:44,496 -Oh. -Mm. 130 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:47,199 Oh, you know I can work on that deck 131 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:49,868 from anywhere in the apartment. [giggles] 132 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,203 -[chuckles] -[kisses] 133 00:07:51,205 --> 00:07:52,704 Oh, sorry. I can hear you. 134 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:54,806 Oh, Ann. 135 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,907 Um, you can hold down the fort here, right? 136 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:58,043 [Ann] Yeah. 137 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,546 Oh, god, what? 138 00:08:01,548 --> 00:08:03,081 [Ann] It's nothing. 139 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:04,615 -It's nothing. Seriously... -What am I forgetting? 140 00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,252 We were... we were going to... 141 00:08:07,254 --> 00:08:09,154 -Have our meeting today. -[Ann] Yes, but... 142 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:11,073 -About the script. -It's fine. 143 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:12,991 Okay, I read it last night and it's actually pretty bad, 144 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,415 so I don't... 145 00:08:14,416 --> 00:08:15,838 I don't wanna share with you. [chuckles] 146 00:08:15,839 --> 00:08:17,261 -So no worries. -Ann. Ann, Ann, Ann. 147 00:08:17,264 --> 00:08:19,130 We don't have to do the meeting. 148 00:08:19,132 --> 00:08:21,233 I seriously wanna read your script. 149 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:24,236 And I will stay here and I will do that today... 150 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:26,905 because that's the kind of boss I am. 151 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,207 Thank you so much, 152 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,510 but seriously, go. Have fun. 153 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:32,844 -Yeah. -Really? 154 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:33,945 [Ann] Yeah. Go. 155 00:08:33,947 --> 00:08:35,263 Okay. 156 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:36,580 [Miguel] Hey, why don't you use the studio for yourself today? 157 00:08:36,581 --> 00:08:37,897 -Okay. -[Miguel] Use all the equipment. 158 00:08:37,898 --> 00:08:39,214 -[Miguel] Use whatever you want. -Maybe I will. 159 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,753 -Bring your friends. -[Adrienne chuckles] 160 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,755 [Adrienne] Yeah, and tomorrow, I promise, 161 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,124 we will resume professional work but... 162 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:48,093 [giggles] ...you know. 163 00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:49,520 -Oh, download this card -Okay, bye. 164 00:08:49,521 --> 00:08:50,946 when you get a chance, please. 165 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:52,372 -[Miguel] Thanks. -Bye. 166 00:08:52,373 --> 00:08:53,798 -[Adrienne] Okay. -[Miguel speaking indistinctly] 167 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,943 [sighs deeply] 168 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,551 -[beeps] -[keyboard clacking] 169 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,961 [calm music] 170 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:25,096 [keyboard clacking] 171 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,833 [inaudible chatter] 172 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,237 [static] 173 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,673 [audience cheering] 174 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,976 [emcee]It's What's the Problem? with your host, 175 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:41,580 Andy Pincers! 176 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,815 Thank you for joining us. I'm Andy Pincers. 177 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:47,252 And welcome back yet again to What's the Problem? 178 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,704 Where we shame young women 179 00:09:48,705 --> 00:09:50,155 who are not living up to their full potential. 180 00:09:50,157 --> 00:09:51,657 [bell dings] 181 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:53,158 Let's say hello to our contestants today. 182 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,193 -Ann Lupo! -[crowd cheering] 183 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:57,095 [crowd applauding, whistles] 184 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,996 So, Ann, you've been on the show quite a few times now. 185 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:00,565 Is that right? 186 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:02,132 Yeah, um, practically every day. 187 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:03,234 So you know the drill. 188 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:04,936 [lively music] 189 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,738 You want a relationship 190 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:10,742 that is the most epic, cosmic, white sizzling hot, 191 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:14,346 bodice-ripping, intellectually explosive, 192 00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:16,147 emotionally supportive, yadda yadda yadda, 193 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:18,183 love affair of our time. 194 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,884 -Is that right? -Uh-huh. 195 00:10:19,886 --> 00:10:21,953 But there's just this one thing though. 196 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,823 This guy. I don't see him. He's not here so... 197 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,891 -what's the problem? -[audience laughing] 198 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,326 -Well, I think if I... -[buzzer buzzes] 199 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:30,295 Oh, Ann, I'm sorry. That is incorrect. 200 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,297 But I'll tell you what the problem is. 201 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,298 The problem is that enormous nose. 202 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,801 [audience laughing] 203 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,204 Those awkward chest hairs. 204 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,056 [audience groaning] 205 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,907 And that, coarse Sicilian mustache. 206 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:44,042 [Andy shrieks] 207 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,545 Ooh, brutas! 208 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,047 And on the other hand, folks, help me out here. 209 00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,081 You're lazy! 210 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,916 [audience] You're lazy! 211 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:53,785 And you're probably not even talented. 212 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:56,154 [audience] Probably not even talented! 213 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,657 -[bell dinging] -Oh. 214 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,225 -[quirky music] -I am just getting word 215 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,811 that Ann believes 216 00:11:02,812 --> 00:11:05,396 that if she can acquire all of these things, 217 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:09,934 only then will she be truly happy. 218 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:12,070 [guffaws] 219 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,206 Happiness. 220 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:17,442 [Andy] She wants to be happy! 221 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,678 [Andy laughing] 222 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,247 Which leads us to our final round! 223 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:26,084 The Underlying Problem! 224 00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,252 Now, Ann... 225 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,289 do you believe that you... 226 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:36,728 deserve all of this? 227 00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:39,931 [timer ticking] 228 00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,891 -[bell dings] -That's correct! 229 00:11:48,892 --> 00:11:52,077 -And that's your problem! -[party poppers popping] 230 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,380 Now get back to work. 231 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,849 [cell phone ringing] 232 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,121 Hello? 233 00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:04,321 [Lallie] Where are you? 234 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,726 Yeah, I'm... 235 00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,228 getting on the subway as we speak. 236 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,163 There was like a crazy delay 237 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,099 and I have to get out at the other subway. 238 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,234 [lively music] 239 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,208 [Ann] Welcome to Wife Night. 240 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,279 [laughter] 241 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:32,016 [Chloe]Okay, now, I will shout it from the rooftops 242 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:34,886 that I love my IUD! 243 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,922 Yeah, I got the one that goes into your arm 244 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,858 and I like... I like never get my period. 245 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,359 You never get it ever? 246 00:12:41,361 --> 00:12:42,861 Oh. 247 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,130 Never. 248 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,770 [pop music] 249 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:57,475 I started this book on past-life regressions. 250 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,245 It's super far out but I love it. 251 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,113 Is she speaking in tongues? 252 00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,549 There are voices that speak through her 253 00:13:04,551 --> 00:13:08,219 about, like, energy fields and higher dimensions. 254 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,921 [Ann] This is Lallie. 255 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:15,326 We've been best friends since we were born. 256 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,996 Have you thought about what you want for your birthday? 257 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:19,798 No. 258 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,933 Would you like me to get you an IUD? 259 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,268 No. 260 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:26,204 Would you like me to get you... 261 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,107 a Yoni Egg made of pure diamond. 262 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,342 Yeah. 263 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,478 Maybe Scott would like that. 264 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,879 Scott? 265 00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:36,197 Like Scott "Scott"? 266 00:13:36,198 --> 00:13:37,514 -Like, two months ago Scott? -Yeah. 267 00:13:37,515 --> 00:13:38,831 -Are you guys still hooking up? -No. No, no, no. 268 00:13:38,832 --> 00:13:40,148 -Are you... -Yes, but no. 269 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,953 -dating? -No, no. We're just... 270 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,222 enjoying each other's company. 271 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,326 But I'm still your primary partner, right? 272 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:52,597 In all my past lives 273 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,899 and all the lives I have yet to live. 274 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:58,136 I will never love anyone more than you. 275 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,874 Even if I come back as a turtle? 276 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,008 [gasps] 277 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,879 I will bejewel your shell. 278 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:10,081 Thank you. 279 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,282 [Lallie laughs] 280 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,550 [pops] 281 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,319 [imitates turtle grunting] 282 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:18,089 -[both laugh] -[Sienna] Ann you're up. 283 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,390 Okay. 284 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,369 Oh. 285 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,273 The Nine of Swords. 286 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,641 [Marquita] I know that card. 287 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,110 That some sexy, sword-wielding man 288 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:42,380 about to storm into your life and bang the shit out of you. 289 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,450 -Cool. -Like Braveheart sex. 290 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,185 Can I haveEnglish Patient sex? 291 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,519 Silence! 292 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,321 -[terrified grunt] -Oh. 293 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:56,160 This is a really serious card. 294 00:14:56,162 --> 00:15:01,032 You are going to go through a total, spiritual upheaval, 295 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,601 and you are gonna be completely blindsided 296 00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:06,104 by the consequences of your actions. 297 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:10,375 Total obsession will drive you to madness! 298 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,678 Okay. 299 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,112 -[thunder rumbling] -[groans] 300 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,517 [cell phone beeps] 301 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,042 Or... 302 00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:29,060 could also be the sexy, sword-wielding man. 303 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,329 No phones during a tarot reading. 304 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:32,664 -Oh. -"Ms. Lupo, 305 00:15:32,666 --> 00:15:34,365 can I see you tonight? 306 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,367 I'm still hard from last time." 307 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,202 It doesn't say that. 308 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,104 Might as well. 309 00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:42,005 [Lallie] Uh, is that who I think it is? 310 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:45,310 When did that happen? 311 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:49,280 We got back in touch. 312 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,548 [Lallie] As in? 313 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,385 We got back in... touch. 314 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,154 Isn't he mean to you? 315 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,388 No, he's hot. 316 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,257 And I'm horny. Let me live. 317 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,526 [Tiffany] Ann, have fun. 318 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:03,027 Be safe. 319 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,129 Go fuck your brains out. 320 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,048 Thank you. 321 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,966 [Ann] And maybe it's not just sex this time you know. 322 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,502 We keep coming back to each other 323 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,036 and I think, there is something there. 324 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,572 Okay. 325 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:20,478 I know what I'm doing. 326 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,415 [thunder rumbling] 327 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,784 When we start dating, 328 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:29,152 it'll be purely for sexual and intellectual fulfillment, 329 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,222 and be totally unexclusive. 330 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,559 Like if you wanna sleep with anyone else 331 00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,594 or I wanna sleep with anybody else. 332 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,662 That's fine. 333 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,263 No, no, no. 334 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:40,665 Back this up. 335 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,066 I don't wanna sleep with anyone else. 336 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,102 [chuckles] Yes, you do. 337 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,005 I just sort of subscribe to this theory 338 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:51,075 that I can really have whatever I want. 339 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:54,012 Without any consequence, you know. 340 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,180 [beeping, hissing] 341 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,349 Uh... 342 00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,517 So I kind of started, like, dating, 343 00:17:00,518 --> 00:17:02,685 like not even, not dating, just hooking up with people. 344 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:05,724 -Ah! -[Ann] And that was like 345 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,760 the normal thing to do as a young person. 346 00:17:08,762 --> 00:17:12,630 Yeah, just playing the parts of people having sex 347 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,365 that don't actually care about each other. 348 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,567 Finally, it was like, "Oh, my god. 349 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,369 Seriously, stop." 350 00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,170 Take a couple of months. Don't think about boys. 351 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,040 No, you are not allowed anymore. 352 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,575 You need a time out. And maybe that will cure you 353 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:27,145 of whatever this is. Um... [laughs] 354 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,279 [sighs] 355 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,315 [playful music] 356 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,289 [Ann] And that's when it dawned on me. 357 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:43,161 I am a strong, independent, career-oriented woman, 358 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:47,465 and the very, very last thing I need 359 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,500 is a fucking boyfriend. 360 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:57,742 So, I had sworn off men. 361 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,344 ¶ Get out my way ¶ 362 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:03,347 ¶ Just keep this shirt 'Less you got something to say ¶ 363 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,485 There was always that pressure, 364 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,354 especially from Aunt Doreen. 365 00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,757 Are you seeing anyone special? 366 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,859 [sighs] Did my mom put you up to this? 367 00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:17,562 We're just trying to help, okay? 368 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,430 Have you tried any of the apps? 369 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,299 No. Not my thing. 370 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,267 -What about joining a gym? -[Ann laughs] 371 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,803 I'm definitely not meeting someone at the gym. 372 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,538 Grad school? 373 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,540 -Oh. -Would you do church? 374 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,659 No, okay. 375 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,777 I don't even wanna be in a relationship right now. 376 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,214 You don't have one of those "fuck buddies", do you? 377 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,348 No. 378 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,935 What? It's fine, okay? 379 00:18:40,936 --> 00:18:43,386 I don't need to be tied down or committed to just one person 380 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:46,691 because there's so much of the world left to explore. 381 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,494 And I'm really busy. 382 00:18:49,495 --> 00:18:51,429 That is such a bunch of bullshit. 383 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,198 [exhales] 384 00:18:58,238 --> 00:18:59,470 Okay. 385 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,172 If you must know... 386 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,241 what I really want 387 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,277 is to be in love. 388 00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:10,381 And to meet this person in the most cosmic, 389 00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:13,417 fantastic way 390 00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,586 as if it were destiny. 391 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:20,391 And I'm gonna love him, and he is going to love me. 392 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:22,760 And it's gonna be... 393 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,296 perfect. 394 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,265 Oh, Annie. 395 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,800 No, Annie. 396 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,602 Annie, no! 397 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,737 What? 398 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,739 [groans] 399 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,541 -What? -[Doreen] I have to tell you 400 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,743 that man does not exist. 401 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,311 And if you keep waiting around for him, 402 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,946 you're going to end up alone! 403 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:44,332 And believe me, 404 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,717 you do not want to be alone at my age. 405 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,719 I've seen things. 406 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:49,954 Terrible things. 407 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,356 These thoughts become habits. 408 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,326 And the habits become your life. 409 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,361 [Doreen] Annie, look at Jason. 410 00:19:57,363 --> 00:20:01,465 He thought he would find someone by just waiting around. 411 00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,601 But he waited too long. 412 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,736 And now he's 30. 413 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,339 I mean, what are you even doing here? 414 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,907 We were gonna have lunch. 415 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,876 No, Annie, honey. 416 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,744 You have got to get out there! 417 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,379 [Ann] Oh, right now? 418 00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,614 Yup, yup, yup. 419 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,715 -I'm... -Let's go. 420 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,816 I'm hungry. 421 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,484 [gasps] 422 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,489 Have... Have you met John? 423 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:26,924 [Ann] No, who's John? 424 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,227 My friend Carol's son John. 425 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,928 Have I introduced you to him? 426 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:31,996 -No, I don't... -Oh, honey, 427 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,615 you have to meet him. 428 00:20:33,616 --> 00:20:35,233 [gasps] I mean, you two have so much 429 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,018 in common like so much. 430 00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:38,802 I can't... I can't believe I didn't think of this before. 431 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:40,438 Oh, okay. 432 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,873 [laughs] [Doreen] He is a sweet boy. 433 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,676 I mean, a genuinely good person. 434 00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,445 And his father's a playwright. 435 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:53,501 Okay? 436 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,284 I will... I will e-mail introduce you tonight. 437 00:20:54,285 --> 00:20:55,067 [Ann] Okay, but can you not make it a date thing, 438 00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:55,850 because I'm really not trying to think about boys right now. 439 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,356 [car horn honking] 440 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,059 [Ann] So she set us up. 441 00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,261 I thought that if I didn't dress up, 442 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,463 and I had a reason to leave shortly after he arrived, 443 00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,933 he would understand that I was not interested in him. 444 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,603 I was not trying to impress him. 445 00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,272 And I could meet a guy without it having romantic connotations. 446 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:18,409 And we could just be friends. 447 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,678 Oh, fuck. 448 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:21,812 Sorry I was late. 449 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,382 Uh, were you waiting long? 450 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:27,685 Oh, no. I was in the neighborhood. 451 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:29,654 What were you, uh, writing? 452 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,289 Nothing. 453 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:34,492 [Ann] I sat across from him and I was like, 454 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:37,695 "Whoa, I have the potential to be... 455 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,430 incredibly attracted to you, 456 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:41,565 but I am not gonna do that." 457 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,668 [John] I like the shirt. It's very like... 458 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,392 -Marcel Marceau. -Oh. 459 00:21:45,393 --> 00:21:47,115 -Thank you. -[John] Yeah. 460 00:21:47,116 --> 00:21:48,838 That's exactly what I was going for. 461 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,541 I like yours, um... 462 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:53,311 It's very Steve from Blue's Clues. 463 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,679 -Wow. -I was just watching 464 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,046 -the first season. -Oh, great. That's great. 465 00:21:56,047 --> 00:21:57,413 [waiter] Can I get you something to drink? 466 00:21:57,417 --> 00:21:58,916 [chuckles] Yeah. 467 00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,785 [stammers] Uh, what are you having? 468 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,755 I could see that we just got each other, 469 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,591 and we could just go speeding along in the conversation. 470 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,860 -What were you doing? -[John] I was in Tibet. 471 00:22:10,363 --> 00:22:11,996 -Wow. -Yeah. 472 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,498 What... What's in Tibet? 473 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,999 There's many things, a lot of yaks. 474 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,734 Tell me about your trip. 475 00:22:16,735 --> 00:22:18,468 Oh, it was... No. It was really boring. 476 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:20,404 I was just doing, like, soul search. 477 00:22:20,406 --> 00:22:22,139 -Straight up. -Um... Wow. 478 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:23,873 Did you straight up find this soul? 479 00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:26,110 Cheers. The soul was sought. 480 00:22:26,112 --> 00:22:28,045 Soul was not found. 481 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,880 -No. -Oh, no, but it's okay. 482 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,482 -We made progress. -[John] Okay. 483 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:33,584 You kind of know where it might be? 484 00:22:34,554 --> 00:22:35,865 No. 485 00:22:35,866 --> 00:22:37,177 Maybe I should try Tibet. 486 00:22:37,178 --> 00:22:38,489 You should try Tibet, exactly. 487 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:40,458 I may have seen your soul there. 488 00:22:41,627 --> 00:22:43,361 He seems really nice. 489 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:49,133 And awkward and weird. And I liked that. 490 00:22:49,135 --> 00:22:51,435 [Ann] The reoccurring joke of the night 491 00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:52,870 was that we were the same person. 492 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,473 Finishing each other's sentences. 493 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:58,075 "Oh, my god. Do you think that way too?" 494 00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:00,677 I see time like we're all on this track-and-field track. 495 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:01,746 So we're like here-ish. 496 00:23:01,747 --> 00:23:02,813 -Yeah. Right now. -Thank you. 497 00:23:02,815 --> 00:23:04,307 [laughs] 498 00:23:04,308 --> 00:23:05,800 -Yeah, we're here. Yeah, yeah. -Here, right? Here. 499 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,293 -This is it... -There. I'm with you. 500 00:23:07,294 --> 00:23:08,786 I'm on this track with you. 501 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:09,854 -Cool. -Yes. 502 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,422 -Cheers. -[glasses clink] 503 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,560 [romantic music] 504 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:25,403 [cell phone ringing] 505 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:30,975 -Sorry about that. -Oh, it's okay. 506 00:23:30,976 --> 00:23:32,776 Oh, shit. Did you say you had to be somewhere at 8:00? 507 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:33,844 Yeah, what time is it? 508 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:35,513 It's like 7:57. 509 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:37,548 [gasps] Oh, my god. 510 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,183 I'm so sorry. I have to go. 511 00:23:39,185 --> 00:23:41,018 Oh, no, no, no. I got it. 512 00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:42,553 Oh, no. 513 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:43,754 -No, it's, uh... -[spoon clanks] 514 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:44,954 -It's, uh... -It's okay. 515 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:48,726 It was really great to meet you. 516 00:23:48,728 --> 00:23:50,094 Yeah. Great to meet you. 517 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,629 -See you. -Bye. 518 00:24:03,976 --> 00:24:06,911 [Ann] I left the bar that night thinking, 519 00:24:06,913 --> 00:24:10,815 "Wow. What an amazing person." 520 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,484 I... 521 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,503 probably won't see him ever again. 522 00:24:15,504 --> 00:24:17,521 Like an hour later, I had an e-mail from him. 523 00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:19,490 "Hey, it was so nice to meet you." 524 00:24:19,492 --> 00:24:21,225 Like blah-blah. Things that you say. 525 00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:23,978 And I was like, "Okay." 526 00:24:23,979 --> 00:24:26,730 If you wanna see someone again, you send that e-mail. 527 00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:27,865 Right? 528 00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:34,004 [beeping] 529 00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:35,906 [fireworks] 530 00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:44,748 Do you have something that you would like 531 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:45,983 to share with the class? 532 00:24:46,552 --> 00:24:47,685 No. 533 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,254 [Ann] Spit it out. 534 00:24:50,256 --> 00:24:52,656 [Lallie chuckles] 535 00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:55,626 Scott called me his girlfriend the other day. 536 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:57,027 What? 537 00:24:57,029 --> 00:25:00,164 [gasps] Are you in love? 538 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:02,700 -I... think so. -[Ann gasps] 539 00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:03,901 -[Lallie laughing] -Oh, my god. 540 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:06,971 -What does it feel like? -Um... 541 00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:10,941 a warm pair of wooly socks. 542 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,877 I don't know. [grunts] 543 00:25:13,145 --> 00:25:14,645 Like, uh... 544 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,249 carbonated brain. 545 00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:19,750 Like, uh... 546 00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:23,621 clear gust of mountain air. 547 00:25:23,623 --> 00:25:24,989 Like, uh... [inhales] 548 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:27,191 ...cocoon of comfort. 549 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:31,695 Like the peace of the calm seas. 550 00:25:32,265 --> 00:25:35,032 [chuckles] 551 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:37,800 -I'm so happy for you. -[Lallie giggles] 552 00:25:37,803 --> 00:25:39,703 [sighs] Yeah. 553 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:43,073 Oh, and also, I got confirmation 554 00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:48,045 that my piece will be featured in a prestigious dance showcase. 555 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,114 Yes! Yes! Yes! 556 00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:51,882 -Yes! -That's incredible. 557 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:54,151 [laughter] 558 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:56,921 -Oh, my goodness. -Yes, so that's... 559 00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:00,157 Is that it? That's everything? 560 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:01,225 [gibbers] 561 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:02,293 [mumbles] 562 00:26:02,295 --> 00:26:03,794 -Yeah. -Yeah. 563 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,796 -Thank you for sharing. -Yeah. 564 00:26:05,798 --> 00:26:06,931 That's all. 565 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:12,603 So, you know that guy my aunt set me up with the other day? 566 00:26:12,939 --> 00:26:14,705 Yes. 567 00:26:14,707 --> 00:26:16,941 Methinks he might be a sweet boy. 568 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,109 [gasping] A sweet boy. 569 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:21,912 The rarity of a sweet boy. 570 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,213 Mm-hm. 571 00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:25,649 We'll see, though. We'll see. 572 00:26:25,651 --> 00:26:27,818 -[Lallie] "We'll see"? -[Ann] Mm-hm. 573 00:26:27,819 --> 00:26:29,986 Where that means you like him, you like him! 574 00:26:31,290 --> 00:26:33,724 [both cheering] 575 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:39,663 [humming] 576 00:26:39,665 --> 00:26:44,735 [Ann] So the second time we hung out was a week later. 577 00:26:44,737 --> 00:26:46,937 He invited me to his friend's house party. 578 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,306 And the whole time, I was making sure 579 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:52,676 that my behavior was in no way flirtatious, 580 00:26:52,678 --> 00:26:55,145 so that it would all have to come from him. 581 00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:58,015 [upbeat music] 582 00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:01,819 [Ann] Hello. 583 00:27:01,821 --> 00:27:03,153 Can I help you? 584 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,656 What does it mean? 585 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:11,996 Oui? 586 00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,831 -Oui. -Mmm. 587 00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,669 [pops] 588 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,270 [Ann] Time to go home now. 589 00:27:20,272 --> 00:27:21,672 That's... [sighs] 590 00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:23,207 ...the responsible thing to do. 591 00:27:23,209 --> 00:27:25,075 I think I'm gonna go home, actually. 592 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,044 I have to be up early. 593 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:29,179 Oh, yeah, totally. Me too. Where are you headed? 594 00:27:29,849 --> 00:27:31,015 Uh, Bushwick. 595 00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:32,182 Me too. I'll go with you. 596 00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:35,019 So, we leave together. 597 00:27:37,056 --> 00:27:40,024 I hadn't dressed for the cold, but he had a jacket, 598 00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:42,660 so he gave it to me, and like, zipped it up. 599 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:46,964 [giggles] He's like, so nice. 600 00:27:46,966 --> 00:27:49,667 [playful music] 601 00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:56,824 [train approaching] 602 00:27:56,825 --> 00:28:00,444 [Ann] Um... and then we got on the subway. 603 00:28:00,446 --> 00:28:03,447 A pretty empty car, rocking back and forth. 604 00:28:03,449 --> 00:28:04,815 His face was right here, 605 00:28:04,816 --> 00:28:06,182 and it was getting really close to mine, 606 00:28:06,183 --> 00:28:07,549 and we were like looking into each other's eyes. 607 00:28:07,550 --> 00:28:08,916 Is this abnormal? 608 00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:11,822 And then, he's like, "Oh, I'll walk you home." 609 00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,993 [tranquil music] 610 00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:34,845 As we were rounding the corner, talking to myself, 611 00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,413 "What do you do when you get to the door?" 612 00:28:36,415 --> 00:28:38,382 It was like you can't... 613 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:40,067 kiss him. No way. 614 00:28:40,068 --> 00:28:41,751 You have to just hug him. 615 00:28:41,754 --> 00:28:44,021 So, we got to the door. 616 00:28:44,022 --> 00:28:46,289 "This was so much fun. Thanks for walking me home." 617 00:28:50,129 --> 00:28:53,130 He just grabbed me and kissed me. 618 00:28:55,134 --> 00:28:57,334 [romantic music] 619 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:09,213 ¶ I'm a fool ¶ 620 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:11,148 It... 621 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:15,519 lasted a while before I responded to it. 622 00:29:15,521 --> 00:29:18,322 Holy shit, this is happening. You like me. 623 00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:20,591 Yes! [giggles] 624 00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,159 Party in my brain. [chuckles] 625 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:25,496 [chuckling] 626 00:29:25,498 --> 00:29:28,031 And then, um... 627 00:29:28,033 --> 00:29:30,768 ¶ I wanna make this play ¶ 628 00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:33,303 ¶ Oh, I know you're fading ¶ 629 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:35,439 ¶ Mmm, but stay ¶ 630 00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,508 And then, I was like... 631 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:39,410 do you wanna come upstairs? 632 00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:41,311 ¶ I wanna make this play ¶ 633 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:43,080 ¶ Oh, I know you're fading ¶ 634 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:46,216 So, he came upstairs, we started hooking up, 635 00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:48,352 but, it was... 636 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:51,021 fun. 637 00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:54,224 He was cracking jokes. 638 00:29:55,561 --> 00:29:56,994 Whoa, okay. 639 00:29:56,996 --> 00:30:00,264 New animal to figure out here. 640 00:30:03,002 --> 00:30:05,936 I suggested that we have sex. 641 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:08,572 -So, we did. -[man] How was it? 642 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,073 It was good. 643 00:30:11,944 --> 00:30:16,113 ¶ Ooh, stay over ¶ 644 00:30:42,608 --> 00:30:44,908 [Ann] What if I... 645 00:30:45,511 --> 00:30:47,244 felt like that? 646 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:49,980 But... 647 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:52,449 to him, this was... 648 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:57,521 just like any other sex he's ever had. 649 00:30:57,523 --> 00:30:59,089 And so, maybe... 650 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:02,893 to him, I was just like a girl that he slept with. 651 00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:07,898 [Ann] But at that moment, there was not a doubt in my mind 652 00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:10,868 that we were starting a relationship. 653 00:31:11,871 --> 00:31:13,270 -[phone buzzing] -Oh, my god. He just texted me. 654 00:31:13,272 --> 00:31:14,938 [gasps] What'd he say? 655 00:31:14,940 --> 00:31:16,373 "Hey, Loops. How are you? 656 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,408 What are you up to this weekend?" 657 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,412 Hmm, "Loops." 658 00:31:22,414 --> 00:31:24,759 What should I say? 659 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,105 -[Lallie] You should say, -[keypad clacking] 660 00:31:27,106 --> 00:31:29,451 "I want you to go down on me for the rest of the afternoon." 661 00:31:31,523 --> 00:31:34,024 [keyboard ticking] 662 00:31:34,627 --> 00:31:37,227 [upbeat music] 663 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,997 [Ann] I got it. 664 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,901 "Hey. Me and my friend are hanging out today, 665 00:31:43,903 --> 00:31:45,335 but I'm free for the rest of the weekend." 666 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:47,571 [laughs] That's so boring. 667 00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:50,307 And it should be "My friend and I." 668 00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:54,044 Fuck. I already sent it. 669 00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:57,381 [Lallie] I think I know what I wanna do for my birthday. 670 00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:58,448 [Ann] Oh, yeah? 671 00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:00,350 I was thinking, 672 00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:02,251 since it's my last year of my mid-20s, 673 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:06,123 thought we could do like a roaring 20s party. 674 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,558 Yes! That's a brilliant idea. 675 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:09,626 [Lallie] I'm brilliant. 676 00:32:09,628 --> 00:32:11,261 Can I invite John? 677 00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:14,131 [chuckles] As long as he has a costume. 678 00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:18,268 [sighs, whispers] He's texting me. 679 00:32:18,504 --> 00:32:20,304 Thank you. 680 00:32:20,306 --> 00:32:21,471 Hey, asshole! 681 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,974 -Ow! -[Lallie laughing] 682 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:26,343 [Lallie screams] 683 00:32:26,345 --> 00:32:28,478 [upbeat music] 684 00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:57,140 Welcome to her Infinite Variety Show! 685 00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,376 [scoffs] 686 00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:01,110 While working in my lab like, late... 687 00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:04,648 While working in my lab late one night, 688 00:33:04,650 --> 00:33:06,984 I accidentally became a prima ballerina. 689 00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:08,352 [in British accent] The other day, 690 00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:10,871 I saw a man I liked, 691 00:33:10,872 --> 00:33:13,389 and I went right up to him I did so, and I said, 692 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:14,725 "I like you. 693 00:33:14,727 --> 00:33:17,995 I really like you." 694 00:33:17,997 --> 00:33:20,630 But he did not take so kindly to my advances. 695 00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:22,766 [yelps] Oh, my god. 696 00:33:22,768 --> 00:33:25,369 [Dennis] I'm sorry to disturb you. 697 00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:27,204 I love that voice. 698 00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:29,373 -Thank you. -Keep up the good work. 699 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:31,108 -Thanks. -Okay. 700 00:33:32,011 --> 00:33:34,277 [upbeat music] 701 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:36,546 [in British accent] Good day. 702 00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:41,385 -[car beeps] -[tires screech] 703 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:42,486 -Jesus! -[driver] Hey! 704 00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:44,654 He is texting me. God! 705 00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:46,323 [driver] What the fuck? 706 00:33:47,026 --> 00:33:49,326 [upbeat jazz music] 707 00:33:56,168 --> 00:33:58,368 I need to be in an old city, 708 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:03,073 with ruins, and great poets, and witches, you know? 709 00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,307 Uh-huh. 710 00:34:10,416 --> 00:34:12,549 [people chatting] 711 00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:20,223 [man] It's mainly mergers, distress acquisitions. 712 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:24,161 We may be a small company, but, my guys are sharks. 713 00:34:24,163 --> 00:34:25,695 -[door bell ringing] -I bet. 714 00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:27,497 Excuse me. 715 00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:34,471 [jazz music continues] 716 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,210 Oh, my god. 717 00:34:40,211 --> 00:34:41,811 -Is it too much? -No, it's perfect. 718 00:34:41,814 --> 00:34:43,547 -[both chuckle] -[Ann] Hello. 719 00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:44,748 [sighs] [Ann] Welcome. 720 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:47,384 Lallie, this is John. 721 00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,319 Wow, Lallie. I've never heard that name before. 722 00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:51,755 Well, it's really Lauren... [sputters] 723 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,257 ...but don't call me that. 724 00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:54,758 Okay, nice to meet you, Lallie. 725 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,761 -[John] Happy birthday. -Oh, why thank you. 726 00:34:57,763 --> 00:34:59,229 Thank you. 727 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,364 [Ann] Scott, this is John. 728 00:35:01,366 --> 00:35:03,500 Hey, man. Really nice to meet you. 729 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:04,768 Nice to meet you. 730 00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:06,770 Hey, are you guys ready to dance? 731 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,238 -[John] Oh, yes. -[Ann] Yes. 732 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:09,705 Hey, everybody, everybody! 733 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,475 -Let's Charleston. -[cork pops] 734 00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:13,610 [people cheering] 735 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:17,581 [jazz music playing] 736 00:35:37,736 --> 00:35:40,437 [jazz music continues] 737 00:35:40,439 --> 00:35:43,306 [Ann] Hmm, he s'mores with precision. 738 00:35:43,308 --> 00:35:45,058 [John chuckles] 739 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:46,809 I'm actually very good at making s'mores, 740 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,513 because when my parents got divorced, 741 00:35:49,515 --> 00:35:51,581 my dad didn't know what else to do with us, 742 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:53,383 so he took us on all these camping trips, 743 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:56,219 to like, teach us how to be men or something. 744 00:35:56,221 --> 00:35:57,320 Hmm. 745 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,420 So... [chuckles] 746 00:35:58,423 --> 00:35:59,556 ...great times. 747 00:36:00,425 --> 00:36:01,558 Impressive work. 748 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,160 [smacks] 749 00:36:03,162 --> 00:36:05,162 Yeah. [chuckles] 750 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,163 In the same year, I went through puberty, 751 00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:10,600 my parents got divorced, and 9/11 happened. 752 00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:11,701 -Oh... -So... 753 00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:13,236 -That is rough. -[sighs] 754 00:36:13,572 --> 00:36:14,771 It's fine. 755 00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:17,941 Hmm. 756 00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:19,442 When my parents got divorced, 757 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,313 it was like... 758 00:36:25,184 --> 00:36:26,516 Try it in a haiku. 759 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,785 Ooh, amazing idea. Okay. 760 00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:34,424 There was an affair. 761 00:36:34,426 --> 00:36:35,725 Same. 762 00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:36,760 -Really? -Yeah. 763 00:36:36,762 --> 00:36:38,295 Oh, my god. 764 00:36:38,297 --> 00:36:40,297 -Hashtag same person. -[chuckles] 765 00:36:40,933 --> 00:36:42,732 -Finish the poem. -Oh, okay. 766 00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,234 Um... 767 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:47,737 I played a lot of internet Scrabble. 768 00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,606 [laughs] Oh, no! 769 00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:51,541 That is so sad. 770 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:52,943 -Yeah, I did like a... -[John] That is... 771 00:36:52,945 --> 00:36:55,745 Scrabble chat room that I would do, 772 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,747 -instead of homework. -No. 773 00:36:57,749 --> 00:36:59,583 But yeah, it hit the spot. 774 00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:01,251 I bet it did. 775 00:37:01,253 --> 00:37:02,953 -Okay. -Um... 776 00:37:02,955 --> 00:37:04,754 That's too many syllables. Okay. 777 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,490 There was an affair. 778 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,493 Internet Scrabble saved me. 779 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:12,662 [chuckles] Oh, no. 780 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,798 Everyone's fine now. 781 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:17,634 Mazel tov. 782 00:37:18,303 --> 00:37:20,604 [soft jazz music playing] 783 00:37:24,643 --> 00:37:26,276 You guys want this? 784 00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:28,345 [both] Yes. 785 00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:42,759 I constantly think about... 786 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,544 [coughs] 787 00:37:44,545 --> 00:37:46,328 ...how to avoid fucking up my future children. 788 00:37:46,331 --> 00:37:47,797 -Me, too. -Right? 789 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,400 I'm like, we're living on a farm 790 00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:52,802 reading by candlelight together as a family. 791 00:37:52,804 --> 00:37:54,804 -Yes, a family. -[Ann] Yes. 792 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,573 -No electronics. -No. 793 00:37:56,575 --> 00:37:57,807 Farm animals only. 794 00:37:57,809 --> 00:37:58,942 -Yes. -[John laughs] 795 00:37:58,944 --> 00:38:00,543 Farm animals. [laughs] 796 00:38:00,545 --> 00:38:01,678 [chuckles] 797 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:05,615 [jazz music] 798 00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:12,455 [people cheering] 799 00:38:14,993 --> 00:38:18,428 [cheering continues] 800 00:38:22,301 --> 00:38:24,601 [music continues] 801 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:01,504 [film reel whirring] 802 00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:03,907 [drumroll] 803 00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:05,942 [narrator]Imagivision presents, 804 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:09,446 Future Memories! 805 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:15,051 Here you are on your first trip around the world. 806 00:39:15,053 --> 00:39:17,487 It's adventurous. It's exciting. 807 00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:20,490 You fight. You make love. 808 00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:22,692 It's everything you've ever wanted. 809 00:39:23,628 --> 00:39:27,397 And here you are on your wedding day. 810 00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:29,999 Converting to Judaism was a no-brainer. 811 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,924 [Rabbi]You may kiss the bride. 812 00:39:31,925 --> 00:39:33,848 [narrator] You are very happy with your decision. 813 00:39:33,849 --> 00:39:35,772 -[glass shatters] -[crowd] L'Chaim! 814 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:43,714 [narrator] And here you are, 815 00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,383 accepting your first joint Academy Award. 816 00:39:46,385 --> 00:39:48,769 Remember to thank the Academy. 817 00:39:48,770 --> 00:39:51,154 -[photographer] Over here! -[shutter clicks] 818 00:39:51,156 --> 00:39:54,057 [narrator]My, how they sparkle on the mantlepiece. 819 00:39:54,059 --> 00:39:55,525 [bell dings] 820 00:39:58,897 --> 00:40:01,198 [babies crying] 821 00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:03,500 [narrator] And here you are with your children. 822 00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:04,901 Would you believe it? 823 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,470 Twins, a boy and a girl. 824 00:40:08,407 --> 00:40:09,973 Coochie coochie coo! 825 00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:14,611 And the grandchildren. 826 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:16,780 [child giggling] 827 00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:18,948 [narrator] Thank God they have his nose. 828 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:22,675 Ah, yes. 829 00:40:22,676 --> 00:40:24,699 It's a truly magnificent life 830 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:26,723 you've manifested for yourselves. 831 00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:32,595 Oh, and here you are, walking off into the sunset. 832 00:40:32,597 --> 00:40:35,899 Still crazy after all these years. 833 00:40:37,636 --> 00:40:40,737 Future Memories! 834 00:40:40,739 --> 00:40:44,140 Jumped on it, and it just cracked completely through. 835 00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,842 It was really funny. 836 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:50,580 [John] Hey, so, we haven't really talked. 837 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:51,714 About what? 838 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,784 About us. 839 00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:58,121 We've been hanging out a lot, and... 840 00:40:58,123 --> 00:41:00,824 things got weird, and stuff happened. 841 00:41:01,493 --> 00:41:04,227 I think you're so rad. 842 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,129 We get along really well, so... 843 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,865 I wanna keep hanging out as friends. 844 00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:11,718 Oh. 845 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,703 Yeah, I just wanted to tell you now before... 846 00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:17,674 'Cause I never wanna lead anyone on or anything. 847 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:20,210 [John] Yeah, I just kind of felt like going in this... 848 00:41:20,212 --> 00:41:22,612 -direction and I wanted to... -[camera shutter clicks] 849 00:41:22,614 --> 00:41:24,747 ...stop it before things got weird. 850 00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:28,485 [sighs] 851 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:31,921 I'm sorry to leave you like this, 852 00:41:31,922 --> 00:41:33,655 but I have to run to this appointment in the city. 853 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:35,058 [film reeling] 854 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:37,060 Oh, yeah. 855 00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:39,162 That's fine. Um... 856 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,831 Sorry, just to clarify, you just wanna be friends? 857 00:41:43,034 --> 00:41:44,634 Yes. 858 00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:48,938 Yeah, we can be friends. 859 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:50,974 Cool, okay. [chuckles] 860 00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:52,976 -Yeah. -Cool. 861 00:41:52,978 --> 00:41:54,110 Uh... 862 00:41:57,516 --> 00:41:59,115 -Bye. -Bye. 863 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:07,790 [dramatic music] 864 00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:14,764 [pen scratching] 865 00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:16,065 [blade slashing] 866 00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:19,802 [dramatic music] 867 00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:37,754 [music continues] 868 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:45,328 I said to myself, I can't be his friend, 869 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,830 just given how strongly I feel for him. 870 00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:50,934 If someone was giving me advice right now, they would say, 871 00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:52,586 "Don't be friends with this person, 872 00:42:52,587 --> 00:42:54,237 'cause it's gonna ultimately hurt you a lot." 873 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,039 Yeah. [sputters] 874 00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:57,740 I can do that. 875 00:42:57,742 --> 00:42:58,875 That's easy. 876 00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:01,844 [dramatic music] 877 00:43:05,050 --> 00:43:09,118 [Ann] It was the only thing on my mind, ever... 878 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,354 'cause I couldn't figure out what happened, 879 00:43:11,355 --> 00:43:13,589 so I just kept replaying it over and over, 880 00:43:13,592 --> 00:43:15,191 just thinking about what I should have done, 881 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:16,893 what I should have said. 882 00:43:18,863 --> 00:43:20,697 [John] I'm sorry to leave you like this, 883 00:43:20,699 --> 00:43:23,700 but I have to run to this appointment in the city. 884 00:43:25,270 --> 00:43:28,037 So, sorry, just to clarify, 885 00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:29,906 you just wanna be friends? 886 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,608 Yes. 887 00:43:34,713 --> 00:43:36,879 Actually, I don't think I could be friends with you. 888 00:43:38,984 --> 00:43:41,067 Oh. [scoffs] 889 00:43:41,068 --> 00:43:43,151 Yeah, I think it's best if we don't see each other anymore. 890 00:43:44,055 --> 00:43:45,355 Okay. 891 00:43:45,357 --> 00:43:47,657 Damn, that's a... a bummer. 892 00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:49,743 Yeah, it fucking sucks. 893 00:43:49,744 --> 00:43:51,828 You think I wanna cut you out of my life like a crazy person? 894 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:54,297 -No? -No, of course not. 895 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,833 But I definitely can't be friends with you 896 00:43:56,835 --> 00:43:59,202 because I'm fucking in love with you. 897 00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:02,038 And you did lead me on. 898 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,673 You kissed me. 899 00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:06,276 You had sex with me. 900 00:44:06,277 --> 00:44:08,878 You always text me, and now you wanna be friends? 901 00:44:10,115 --> 00:44:11,781 Um, yeah. 902 00:44:17,122 --> 00:44:18,888 [Miguel] Ann, Ann. 903 00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:21,090 -Ooh. Jumpy today. -[Ann] Sorry. 904 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,995 What's up? 905 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:28,031 -Okay. Umm, I'm not mad, but... -Oh, god. 906 00:44:28,033 --> 00:44:31,367 What you sent out last night had a lot of mistakes. 907 00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:33,403 I'm sorry. I'll fix it. 908 00:44:33,405 --> 00:44:35,689 [Miguel] It's okay, I'm not mad, 909 00:44:35,690 --> 00:44:37,974 but on top of the mistakes, it was... 910 00:44:37,976 --> 00:44:40,309 just really uninspired. 911 00:44:40,311 --> 00:44:42,445 You know, like, where's the... 912 00:44:42,447 --> 00:44:44,114 Where are you? 913 00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,782 I'm sorry, I think I'm just really tired. 914 00:44:45,783 --> 00:44:47,450 -Can I get you some Adderall? -[Adrienne] Miguel. 915 00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:48,951 I'm just kidding. 916 00:44:48,953 --> 00:44:50,186 I'm fine, thank you. 917 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:51,721 [stutters] I'll just... 918 00:44:51,723 --> 00:44:53,039 I'm gonna fix it tonight. 919 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,356 -You know the drill, right? -Yeah. 920 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:57,927 Serve up that special sauce, you know. 921 00:44:58,329 --> 00:44:59,962 Fuck it up. 922 00:44:59,964 --> 00:45:01,097 Make it weird. 923 00:45:01,099 --> 00:45:03,232 Make them question everything. 924 00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:04,267 Yeah, okay. 925 00:45:04,269 --> 00:45:06,052 Sauce. Fucked up. Weird. 926 00:45:06,053 --> 00:45:07,836 -Weird questions, all right? -[Ann] Got it. 927 00:45:07,839 --> 00:45:09,628 [Miguel] That's what I like to hear. 928 00:45:09,629 --> 00:45:11,418 -Got it. Okay. -All right. 929 00:45:11,419 --> 00:45:13,208 I will see you on the flip side, Ann, and... 930 00:45:13,878 --> 00:45:15,333 Hmm? [kisses] 931 00:45:15,334 --> 00:45:16,789 -I'll see you at home, okay? -All right. Good luck. 932 00:45:16,790 --> 00:45:18,245 -[Miguel] Call you right after. -[Adrienne] Okay. 933 00:45:19,117 --> 00:45:21,250 [retreating footsteps] 934 00:45:31,396 --> 00:45:32,929 Hi. 935 00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:34,731 Hi. 936 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:37,166 What's the matter? 937 00:45:39,037 --> 00:45:42,739 It's really stupid. I don't even wanna tell you. 938 00:45:43,508 --> 00:45:45,007 [whispers] What's up? 939 00:45:46,111 --> 00:45:47,794 [Ann groans] 940 00:45:47,795 --> 00:45:49,478 -There's this guy... -[Adrienne chuckles] 941 00:45:49,481 --> 00:45:51,948 Oh, okay. 942 00:45:51,950 --> 00:45:54,884 So, I started talking about it, and she was like, 943 00:45:54,886 --> 00:45:56,619 "That's... 944 00:45:56,620 --> 00:45:58,353 -exactly what happened..." -With me and Miguel. 945 00:46:00,825 --> 00:46:01,891 What? 946 00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:03,025 Yeah. 947 00:46:04,796 --> 00:46:06,429 -Well... -[static noise] 948 00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:08,114 [Adrienne] So, it was 2005, 949 00:46:08,115 --> 00:46:09,798 I just moved to the city from this small town 950 00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:12,046 in Northern California. 951 00:46:12,047 --> 00:46:14,292 I was 22 and I didn't know anyone in New York. 952 00:46:14,293 --> 00:46:16,538 So, I'm fresh off this bus, waiting in the rain, 953 00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:18,908 when this random dude, 954 00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:21,276 and of course, he totally forgot I was coming. 955 00:46:24,883 --> 00:46:27,167 And so, I met Miguel 956 00:46:27,168 --> 00:46:29,452 because I moved into his apartment. 957 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,420 And I remember when I met him, 958 00:46:31,422 --> 00:46:33,556 I thought he was really handsome. 959 00:46:33,558 --> 00:46:35,258 He looked like a leading man. 960 00:46:35,259 --> 00:46:36,959 All right, well, welcome to New York. 961 00:46:39,330 --> 00:46:41,397 [Miguel] Oh. 962 00:46:41,398 --> 00:46:43,465 [Adrienne]And this is basically like a one-bedroom apartment 963 00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:45,290 in the East Village, that was turned 964 00:46:45,291 --> 00:46:47,113 into a two-bedroom, and three dudes 965 00:46:47,114 --> 00:46:48,936 had been living there before I moved in, 966 00:46:48,940 --> 00:46:51,541 so there was shit all over the place. 967 00:46:51,543 --> 00:46:54,877 It was a mess, but it didn't matter. 968 00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:57,213 -Until I decided... -How do you like it? 969 00:46:57,215 --> 00:46:59,032 [Adrienne] Yes. 970 00:46:59,033 --> 00:47:00,850 I definitely need to live here. 971 00:47:04,055 --> 00:47:06,189 [upbeat music] 972 00:47:10,228 --> 00:47:13,029 [Adrienne] We just, sort of became buddies, 973 00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:16,933 or partners, operating in this little team. 974 00:47:16,935 --> 00:47:18,968 We just did everything together. 975 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:22,271 We'd troll the East Village every night. 976 00:47:22,273 --> 00:47:24,373 Drank and played pool. 977 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:25,975 That's what we did. 978 00:47:28,279 --> 00:47:30,446 We would wait up for each other late at night. 979 00:47:30,448 --> 00:47:32,270 If the other had to work, 980 00:47:32,271 --> 00:47:34,093 meet back up at two in the morning, 981 00:47:34,094 --> 00:47:35,916 and talk for a little while. 982 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,155 I mean, we literally were comparing scars. 983 00:47:39,157 --> 00:47:42,592 After about maybe six months into knowing him, 984 00:47:42,594 --> 00:47:45,061 I thought, "This is very clearly what happens 985 00:47:45,063 --> 00:47:47,714 when two people like each other." 986 00:47:47,715 --> 00:47:50,366 There's a force field around us when we talk to each other. 987 00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:53,069 There's an electricity. 988 00:47:53,071 --> 00:47:55,504 So, I said something to him. 989 00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:58,174 "It seems like you like me. 990 00:47:58,176 --> 00:48:01,577 And I like you. And maybe we should..." 991 00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:02,645 Dot, dot, dot. 992 00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:05,414 I just don't, uh... 993 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:06,983 I don't know what to say to that. 994 00:48:06,985 --> 00:48:09,252 I mean, that's really cool. 995 00:48:09,254 --> 00:48:12,622 [Adrienne] And then, I was really embarrassed. 996 00:48:12,624 --> 00:48:14,257 I, I thought, 997 00:48:14,258 --> 00:48:15,891 "Oh, my god. I've completely misread 998 00:48:15,894 --> 00:48:17,416 this whole situation." 999 00:48:17,417 --> 00:48:18,939 And I normally don't do that. 1000 00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:20,462 Like, I normally really trust my judgement. 1001 00:48:20,465 --> 00:48:22,749 So, I backed away. 1002 00:48:22,750 --> 00:48:25,034 And said like, "Okay. No problem." 1003 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:27,203 And immediately he was fine, 1004 00:48:27,204 --> 00:48:29,371 and so I thought, "Well, if he's fine." 1005 00:48:29,372 --> 00:48:31,539 Then I'm fine, then we went back to being friends. 1006 00:48:31,542 --> 00:48:32,608 ¶ Oh, yeah ¶ 1007 00:48:32,610 --> 00:48:34,577 [indistinct singing] 1008 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:36,178 [Adrienne chuckles] 1009 00:48:36,981 --> 00:48:39,315 ¶ Where are you going? ¶ 1010 00:48:39,651 --> 00:48:41,450 Audition. 1011 00:48:43,454 --> 00:48:44,954 ¶ Where are you going? ¶ 1012 00:48:44,956 --> 00:48:46,255 [door latch clatters] 1013 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:52,561 [Adrienne]But it just felt like there was something amiss. 1014 00:48:52,563 --> 00:48:55,998 Like, there's something not quite right. 1015 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,467 And, after about another six months, 1016 00:48:58,469 --> 00:49:00,887 I said it again. 1017 00:49:00,888 --> 00:49:03,306 "Not to be a weirdo nag, or anything, but, 1018 00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:05,074 I kinda feel like... 1019 00:49:05,076 --> 00:49:07,677 We spend every night together, 1020 00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:10,279 and I think maybe we like each other." 1021 00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:14,784 And it was the same thing again. 1022 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:17,086 He was like, "No. I don't-- not, not like that, 1023 00:49:17,088 --> 00:49:19,055 but you are my best friend." 1024 00:49:20,091 --> 00:49:21,490 We probably had this conversation 1025 00:49:21,492 --> 00:49:23,348 about four or five times. 1026 00:49:23,349 --> 00:49:25,205 The first time, I was embarrassed. 1027 00:49:25,206 --> 00:49:27,062 The second time, I was like, "Really?" 1028 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,998 And then by third, I was like, 1029 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,033 "This is fucked up." 1030 00:49:31,035 --> 00:49:34,503 This went on for three and a half years. 1031 00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:36,328 So, I finally decided to just 1032 00:49:36,329 --> 00:49:38,152 get myself out of this situation. 1033 00:49:38,153 --> 00:49:39,976 Because at that point, it was detrimental to me. 1034 00:49:39,978 --> 00:49:42,111 So I said, "I'm going to move out. 1035 00:49:42,113 --> 00:49:44,158 And when I move out, 1036 00:49:44,159 --> 00:49:46,204 I'm not gonna hang out with you anymore. 1037 00:49:46,205 --> 00:49:48,250 You make me feel bad about myself. 1038 00:49:48,252 --> 00:49:52,221 And it makes me feel like I'm an unlovable person." 1039 00:49:52,223 --> 00:49:55,091 And he was like, "I can't bear to see you go." 1040 00:49:55,093 --> 00:49:57,226 And I was like, "I can't bear to go, 1041 00:49:57,228 --> 00:49:59,428 but, I must." [chuckles] 1042 00:50:00,665 --> 00:50:02,398 [Adrienne]And then I moved out. 1043 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:07,603 About three weeks later, he said, 1044 00:50:07,605 --> 00:50:09,038 "Let's go get a drink." 1045 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,452 And I was like, "No, 1046 00:50:11,453 --> 00:50:13,865 I don't wanna get a drink with you." 1047 00:50:13,866 --> 00:50:16,278 And he said, "Please. Get a drink with me." 1048 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,347 "Okay, fine." 1049 00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:20,415 So, we go to this bar on the Lower East Side. 1050 00:50:20,418 --> 00:50:24,453 I'm just on edge the whole time like, prickly nervous. 1051 00:50:26,491 --> 00:50:28,624 [light music] 1052 00:50:34,565 --> 00:50:39,168 [Adrienne]And then he tells me that he's in love with me. 1053 00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:41,604 And he has been, for a while. 1054 00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:43,562 I was so floored, 1055 00:50:43,563 --> 00:50:45,519 because that's exactly what I wanted him to say, 1056 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:47,476 but I never thought he'd actually ever 1057 00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:48,811 actually say it. 1058 00:50:48,813 --> 00:50:50,780 So, my first reaction was... 1059 00:50:50,782 --> 00:50:53,216 "You fucker! 1060 00:50:53,217 --> 00:50:55,651 Why did you make me go through all that?" 1061 00:50:55,653 --> 00:51:00,256 And we had this weird, lengthy, heated conversation 1062 00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:03,592 that I can't remember at all, because I was in shock. 1063 00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:05,728 I think we both kinda felt like, 1064 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:07,329 "This is it." 1065 00:51:09,067 --> 00:51:12,134 And... We made it. 1066 00:51:14,372 --> 00:51:16,439 [whimsical music] 1067 00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:18,074 [Ann] Okay. 1068 00:51:18,076 --> 00:51:20,176 This is the same situation. 1069 00:51:20,178 --> 00:51:23,145 He loves me and he just doesn't know it, yet. 1070 00:51:23,147 --> 00:51:24,680 We're just gonna keep hanging out 1071 00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:27,349 and, uh, he'll figure it out. 1072 00:51:27,351 --> 00:51:29,385 -[inhales sharply] -[retreating footsteps] 1073 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:31,353 [Adrienne] All right. [exhales sharply] 1074 00:51:31,355 --> 00:51:32,655 Don't forget to lock up. 1075 00:51:32,657 --> 00:51:33,722 [Ann] Okay, bye. 1076 00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:35,224 Bye. 1077 00:51:38,362 --> 00:51:39,428 [Ann sighs] 1078 00:51:39,430 --> 00:51:40,629 [phone chimes] 1079 00:51:43,367 --> 00:51:45,668 Fuck! Fuck. 1080 00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,538 Oh, my god. 1081 00:51:52,410 --> 00:51:53,642 [phone rings out] 1082 00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:56,245 Hey, where are you? 1083 00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:57,379 Hi. 1084 00:51:57,381 --> 00:52:00,116 I am so sorry. 1085 00:52:00,118 --> 00:52:02,184 [Ann] I, I just got completely 1086 00:52:02,186 --> 00:52:03,652 sucked into something at work. 1087 00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:04,820 -[stutters] -It's fine. 1088 00:52:04,822 --> 00:52:06,555 [Ann] I'm so sorry. 1089 00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:08,824 This is inexcusable. 1090 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:11,327 Um, how did it go? How did it go? 1091 00:52:11,329 --> 00:52:14,497 It was great. Um, actually, I have to go. 1092 00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:16,532 I'm just glad you're okay. 1093 00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:17,733 Okay, well. 1094 00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:20,402 I'm so sorry again. 1095 00:52:20,404 --> 00:52:22,471 -Bye. -[Ann] I'll talk to you soon. 1096 00:52:23,674 --> 00:52:25,541 [exhales deeply] 1097 00:52:25,543 --> 00:52:27,143 -[phone thuds] -[sighs] 1098 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:30,146 [dreamy music] 1099 00:52:30,381 --> 00:52:32,515 [rasping] 1100 00:52:43,694 --> 00:52:45,361 [drumroll] 1101 00:52:45,363 --> 00:52:46,896 [Ann echoing] He loves me. 1102 00:52:46,898 --> 00:52:48,497 He just doesn't know it, yet. 1103 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,301 [overlapping voices] 1104 00:52:52,904 --> 00:52:54,404 -Hey! -Hey. 1105 00:52:54,405 --> 00:52:55,905 -How are you? -[John] Good, how are you? 1106 00:52:55,907 --> 00:52:57,806 -What did you do today? -I just got back. 1107 00:52:57,808 --> 00:53:00,025 I had to get out of this-- 1108 00:53:00,026 --> 00:53:02,243 Kind of a huge secret I've never told anyone before. 1109 00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:04,213 Okay, so, whisper it. 1110 00:53:04,215 --> 00:53:06,582 [John] I wanna try doing stand-up. 1111 00:53:06,584 --> 00:53:08,784 -[thuds] -Are you kidding? 1112 00:53:08,786 --> 00:53:10,719 I have been writing a bit in my head, 1113 00:53:10,721 --> 00:53:12,321 -for months. -Wait, can we like, 1114 00:53:12,323 --> 00:53:14,190 -actually do this? -Yes, okay. 1115 00:53:14,192 --> 00:53:15,724 When are you free? Let's plan it out right now. 1116 00:53:15,726 --> 00:53:17,159 [John] I think the 30th. 1117 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:18,593 [Ann] That is the perfect day. 1118 00:53:18,596 --> 00:53:19,862 -[both] ...shoot. -You go. 1119 00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,197 Fuck! Okay. 1120 00:53:21,199 --> 00:53:22,898 -[John chuckles] -Um... 1121 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:24,266 No, can you go first? 1122 00:53:24,268 --> 00:53:25,801 [John] No, you got this. 1123 00:53:25,802 --> 00:53:27,335 [Ann] Can we just watch another stand-up special? 1124 00:53:27,338 --> 00:53:29,005 No. Go! 1125 00:53:29,006 --> 00:53:30,673 -[Ann] Okay. -[John] I still can't believe 1126 00:53:30,675 --> 00:53:32,992 -we did that. -[Ann] I know! 1127 00:53:32,993 --> 00:53:35,310 [John] It felt so good to feel, like, nervous again 1128 00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:36,512 -and scared. -We are the coolest people 1129 00:53:36,514 --> 00:53:37,746 -I know. -We are. 1130 00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:39,126 -[John groans] -Okay, so, 1131 00:53:39,127 --> 00:53:40,505 what are we gonna do next? 1132 00:53:40,506 --> 00:53:41,884 -Hmm. -I always wanted to do like, 1133 00:53:41,886 --> 00:53:44,386 a modern, expressionist dance class. 1134 00:53:45,223 --> 00:53:47,656 Wait, I just took one, last week. 1135 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:49,458 Weird. 1136 00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:51,794 [both panting] 1137 00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,531 [laughing] 1138 00:53:56,834 --> 00:53:59,335 [upbeat music] 1139 00:54:05,610 --> 00:54:06,742 [exhales deeply] 1140 00:54:09,647 --> 00:54:12,381 [buzzing] 1141 00:54:13,384 --> 00:54:15,751 [John]I wanna keep hanging out as friends. 1142 00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:21,390 [Ann] We never kissed again, we never hooked up again. 1143 00:54:21,392 --> 00:54:25,761 And things started to get pretty fucked up in my head. 1144 00:54:30,568 --> 00:54:31,734 [sighs deeply] 1145 00:54:32,536 --> 00:54:33,736 What? 1146 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:36,739 Nothing. 1147 00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:38,540 [phone chimes] 1148 00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:45,915 So, uh... 1149 00:54:45,916 --> 00:54:47,983 John asked me to do a project with him, last night. 1150 00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:52,921 Which I think is a really good sign because... 1151 00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:55,291 But then it's like, "What does that mean?" 1152 00:54:55,860 --> 00:54:57,310 -Can I-- -And then there was 1153 00:54:57,311 --> 00:54:58,761 this other moment, I'm sorry. 1154 00:54:58,762 --> 00:55:00,212 -Okay. -There's this other moment 1155 00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:01,663 last night, where his foot was touching my leg, 1156 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,632 and he was seal flipper-ing me. 1157 00:55:03,634 --> 00:55:06,435 Like just his foot was just grazing my leg, 1158 00:55:06,437 --> 00:55:08,637 and of course, I wasn't gonna make a move, 1159 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:11,807 and neither was he. 1160 00:55:11,808 --> 00:55:14,976 'Cause, I think he's scared of his own feelings, you know? 1161 00:55:14,979 --> 00:55:17,479 Why do you still hang out with him? 1162 00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:21,717 Because I like hanging out with him. 1163 00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:24,386 Don't you think it's a little masochistic? 1164 00:55:24,388 --> 00:55:27,856 No, I fully have accepted and understand 1165 00:55:27,858 --> 00:55:30,326 that he doesn't want to be in a relationship right now. 1166 00:55:30,328 --> 00:55:32,928 And that's fine, because we're friends. 1167 00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:34,963 For now. 1168 00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:36,749 -Mm. -And anyway, 1169 00:55:36,750 --> 00:55:38,534 like you're always with Scott. So, it's like. 1170 00:55:38,869 --> 00:55:40,469 [exhales sharply] 1171 00:55:47,578 --> 00:55:49,245 Where is everyone? 1172 00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:50,913 They said it was too far to come into Manhattan. 1173 00:55:50,915 --> 00:55:52,715 Ha! 1174 00:55:52,717 --> 00:55:53,882 [Marquita] So, Ann. 1175 00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:55,517 What's up with you? 1176 00:55:55,519 --> 00:55:57,753 I'm starting a project with John. 1177 00:55:57,755 --> 00:55:58,954 [clears throat loudly] 1178 00:55:59,623 --> 00:56:01,757 He has this idea 1179 00:56:01,758 --> 00:56:03,892 and, um, I thought it was cool, so I said yes. 1180 00:56:04,495 --> 00:56:05,894 [Marquita] Wait. 1181 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:07,896 You're still hanging out with John? 1182 00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:09,098 Thank you. 1183 00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:10,899 -Yeah. -[Tiffany] Ann. 1184 00:56:10,901 --> 00:56:13,168 Baby girl. [chuckles] 1185 00:56:13,169 --> 00:56:15,436 No, no, no. I don't think this is a good idea. 1186 00:56:15,439 --> 00:56:16,872 Why not? 1187 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:19,441 Because you still like him. 1188 00:56:19,443 --> 00:56:21,744 [Ann] Yeah, but it's not like that, we're just... 1189 00:56:22,747 --> 00:56:24,947 -working on a project together. -[Marquita] Ann. 1190 00:56:24,949 --> 00:56:26,448 Ann. 1191 00:56:27,051 --> 00:56:28,650 Think about it. 1192 00:56:30,388 --> 00:56:31,754 [exhales sharply] 1193 00:56:33,124 --> 00:56:35,758 [inhales] 1194 00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:40,796 [foreboding music] 1195 00:56:47,138 --> 00:56:49,872 Good evening, I'm Andy Pincers, and welcome back 1196 00:56:49,874 --> 00:56:52,474 to What's The Problem? 1197 00:56:52,476 --> 00:56:54,943 Tonight, we bring you some exclusive interviews 1198 00:56:54,945 --> 00:56:57,413 with some very special guests. 1199 00:56:57,882 --> 00:57:00,482 So, Lallie, tell us. 1200 00:57:00,484 --> 00:57:03,018 What is Ann's problem? 1201 00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:04,887 Andy, we've been over this. 1202 00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:07,689 It's that she's repulsively naive. 1203 00:57:07,691 --> 00:57:10,426 -[audience laughs] -Repulsive. 1204 00:57:11,695 --> 00:57:13,162 [sizzles] 1205 00:57:13,164 --> 00:57:15,564 -[John] Penis? -[both laughing] 1206 00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:17,766 -I don't believe you. -No, seriously. 1207 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:22,938 I don't ever, truly, honestly never watched porn. 1208 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:24,706 -I don't. -[John] Wait, so. 1209 00:57:25,209 --> 00:57:28,444 Truly, honestly, how do you like? 1210 00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:31,864 [Ann] Um... 1211 00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:34,750 I kind of just think about like, what it's like to be in love. 1212 00:57:37,655 --> 00:57:39,721 Oh. Interesting. 1213 00:57:39,723 --> 00:57:40,989 Goddamn it, Ann. 1214 00:57:42,026 --> 00:57:44,159 -Yeah. Um... -[static noise] 1215 00:57:44,161 --> 00:57:47,863 Tiffany, what do you think the problem is? 1216 00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:50,132 She pours out all of her power to fill him up. 1217 00:57:50,134 --> 00:57:51,801 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1218 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:53,469 Would you mind doing me a huge favor? 1219 00:57:53,471 --> 00:57:55,170 Yeah, anything. What's up? 1220 00:57:55,172 --> 00:57:56,772 [static noise] 1221 00:57:56,774 --> 00:57:58,006 It's irresponsible. 1222 00:57:58,008 --> 00:57:59,074 -Hm. -[static noise] 1223 00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:00,576 [laughing] 1224 00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:04,146 [indistinct chanting] 1225 00:58:04,148 --> 00:58:05,714 [phone buzzes] 1226 00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:10,118 Oh, hey. Actually I, um... 1227 00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,920 I have to go let my roommate in. 1228 00:58:11,922 --> 00:58:13,130 -Oh. -Um... 1229 00:58:13,131 --> 00:58:14,339 -Okay. -Yeah, but I'll see you... 1230 00:58:14,340 --> 00:58:15,548 -Yeah, I'll be back. -Yeah. Okay. 1231 00:58:15,549 --> 00:58:16,757 -Cool, see you. -Bye. 1232 00:58:17,928 --> 00:58:20,496 [static noise] 1233 00:58:20,498 --> 00:58:22,664 What do you think the problem is? 1234 00:58:22,666 --> 00:58:24,166 -She's completely, -Mm-hmm. 1235 00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:25,501 -and totally, -[Andy] Mm-hmm. 1236 00:58:25,503 --> 00:58:27,169 -deluded. -Mm. 1237 00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:30,239 My brain had just stopped working. 1238 00:58:30,241 --> 00:58:31,940 Okay. So, I only have access... 1239 00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:33,525 [clacking] 1240 00:58:33,526 --> 00:58:35,109 [Ann] ...I told you to do that everyday. 1241 00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:38,647 [indistinct chatter] 1242 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,984 [machine clattering] 1243 00:58:46,657 --> 00:58:47,756 [sighs] 1244 00:58:47,758 --> 00:58:48,924 [paper rustles] 1245 00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:54,530 I'm sorry, honey, but you're emotionally bankrupt. 1246 00:58:54,999 --> 00:58:56,532 [nail file rasping] 1247 00:58:56,534 --> 00:58:57,900 [sighs deeply] 1248 00:58:58,669 --> 00:59:01,203 [indistinct radio chatter] 1249 00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:03,722 [Tiffany] All you have to do is say, 1250 00:59:03,723 --> 00:59:06,240 "If you don't want to be with me then it's your loss." 1251 00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:08,944 [Marquita] You can do so much better. 1252 00:59:08,945 --> 00:59:11,646 Yeah, you deserve someone who actually cares about you. 1253 00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:13,048 [Marquita] You know what? 1254 00:59:15,185 --> 00:59:16,852 -Call him. -[Lallie] Mm. 1255 00:59:17,021 --> 00:59:18,887 No. 1256 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:20,989 [Marquita] Right now. 1257 00:59:20,991 --> 00:59:22,691 [sighs deeply] 1258 00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:26,879 Ann. 1259 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,564 -[all] Come on, go. -[Ann] Okay. 1260 00:59:28,832 --> 00:59:30,165 Oh, my... 1261 00:59:32,603 --> 00:59:34,169 [door creaks open] 1262 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,272 [Ann sniffles] 1263 00:59:37,274 --> 00:59:38,840 [door shuts] 1264 00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:41,109 [Ann sighs] 1265 00:59:42,246 --> 00:59:44,746 [breathes deeply] 1266 00:59:46,216 --> 00:59:48,116 [phone rings out] 1267 00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:56,024 [John] Hiya, Loops. How's it going? 1268 00:59:56,026 --> 00:59:57,593 [Ann] Hey, how are you? 1269 00:59:57,595 --> 00:59:59,640 [John] I'm good, I'm good. 1270 00:59:59,641 --> 01:00:01,686 I'm just packing up for that trip in the Galápagos. 1271 01:00:01,687 --> 01:00:03,732 There's all these last minute thing to do, um... 1272 01:00:03,734 --> 01:00:05,367 -[Ann] No. -[John] What's up with you? 1273 01:00:05,369 --> 01:00:07,736 [Ann] Um. Not too much. 1274 01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:11,523 -[John] Okay. -[Ann] Okay. 1275 01:00:11,524 --> 01:00:13,307 Um, awkward conversation approaching. 1276 01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:15,060 [John]Oh, great. I love those. 1277 01:00:15,061 --> 01:00:16,811 -[Ann] You ready? -[John] Yup. 1278 01:00:16,814 --> 01:00:18,213 Okay. 1279 01:00:18,215 --> 01:00:20,916 Do you know that I still like you? 1280 01:00:20,918 --> 01:00:24,920 Like, is that within your awareness? 1281 01:00:24,922 --> 01:00:27,072 [John] Uh-huh. 1282 01:00:27,073 --> 01:00:29,223 Yeah, sometimes I am aware of it. 1283 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:32,060 [Ann] We, we hang out so much, 1284 01:00:32,061 --> 01:00:33,961 and sometimes the things that you say, 1285 01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:35,931 and like the stuff that we do together, 1286 01:00:35,933 --> 01:00:37,733 just makes me think... 1287 01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:39,167 [Ann exhales deeply] ...that you like me. 1288 01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:42,704 And I'm just really confused, so... 1289 01:00:42,706 --> 01:00:45,774 I wanted to talk to you about that. 1290 01:00:45,776 --> 01:00:49,378 [John] Well, I really like hanging out with you, 1291 01:00:49,380 --> 01:00:53,415 and we have so much fun together. 1292 01:00:53,417 --> 01:00:55,701 I just like being your friend, 1293 01:00:55,702 --> 01:00:57,986 because you're so cool and you're so rad. 1294 01:00:57,988 --> 01:00:59,855 Uh, not helping. 1295 01:01:00,057 --> 01:01:01,189 Um... 1296 01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:04,192 Okay, how about this? 1297 01:01:06,130 --> 01:01:10,132 I need you to just say out loud, 1298 01:01:10,134 --> 01:01:12,668 that you don't like me that way. 1299 01:01:12,670 --> 01:01:16,738 Or else, I won't believe you. 1300 01:01:16,740 --> 01:01:18,974 [John] Do you want me to say that? 1301 01:01:20,244 --> 01:01:22,044 Yeah. 1302 01:01:22,046 --> 01:01:23,979 [John] Okay, um... 1303 01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:26,148 Ann, I don't... 1304 01:01:26,784 --> 01:01:29,235 like you that way. 1305 01:01:29,236 --> 01:01:31,687 I don't share the same feelings that you do. 1306 01:01:31,689 --> 01:01:34,756 But I really like you as a friend. 1307 01:01:35,159 --> 01:01:36,291 Okay. 1308 01:01:38,829 --> 01:01:40,729 -[John] Okay. -I don't that we should 1309 01:01:40,731 --> 01:01:42,876 hang out any more. 1310 01:01:42,877 --> 01:01:45,022 [John] No, we don't have to do this. 1311 01:01:45,023 --> 01:01:47,168 It'll be such a bummer. 1312 01:01:47,171 --> 01:01:48,804 Yeah, you've said that before. 1313 01:01:48,806 --> 01:01:50,806 [John] Well, I mean it. 1314 01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:52,524 -Okay. -[John] Look, can we just talk 1315 01:01:52,525 --> 01:01:54,241 -Um, I have to go. -about this, when I get back. 1316 01:01:54,244 --> 01:01:55,694 [John] Ann? 1317 01:01:55,695 --> 01:01:57,145 -Are you there? -Okay. 1318 01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:59,247 -[John] Ann? -Bye. 1319 01:02:06,390 --> 01:02:07,956 [clinking] 1320 01:02:07,958 --> 01:02:09,157 [liquid trickling] 1321 01:02:11,195 --> 01:02:13,061 [fire crackles] 1322 01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:16,264 [exhales deeply] 1323 01:02:17,434 --> 01:02:18,917 [Andy] John. 1324 01:02:18,918 --> 01:02:20,401 It's so great to have you on the show. 1325 01:02:20,404 --> 01:02:22,170 Thank you so much again, for joining us. 1326 01:02:22,172 --> 01:02:23,338 Thank you for having me. 1327 01:02:23,340 --> 01:02:25,140 -Cameras are off. -Oh? 1328 01:02:26,343 --> 01:02:27,876 Come on, you can tell me. 1329 01:02:28,312 --> 01:02:31,113 What was the problem? 1330 01:02:33,016 --> 01:02:34,750 [ice clinks] 1331 01:02:34,752 --> 01:02:37,352 Well, what it really came down to was... 1332 01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:39,387 I just wasn't attracted to her. 1333 01:02:39,389 --> 01:02:40,889 Bah! 1334 01:02:41,325 --> 01:02:42,958 [Andy exhales] 1335 01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:45,427 Now, that's a problem. 1336 01:02:45,429 --> 01:02:49,464 Um, and then there was the nose, of course. 1337 01:02:49,466 --> 01:02:51,099 Terrible, the worst. 1338 01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:52,490 She was so clingy, 1339 01:02:52,491 --> 01:02:53,880 she just wasn't someone I wanna start 1340 01:02:53,881 --> 01:02:55,270 -a relationship with. -No, no, no. 1341 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:56,371 You don't need that. 1342 01:02:56,372 --> 01:02:57,471 I just wish she would stop. 1343 01:02:57,474 --> 01:02:59,791 Let me tell you. 1344 01:02:59,792 --> 01:03:02,109 She's on my show every day, and I hate her. 1345 01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,012 Mm. 1346 01:03:04,013 --> 01:03:05,913 I know you got more. [groans] 1347 01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:08,150 And then, uh... 1348 01:03:08,152 --> 01:03:10,218 [overlapping chatter] 1349 01:03:11,088 --> 01:03:13,221 [chatter continues] 1350 01:03:14,792 --> 01:03:16,792 [sighs] It just doesn't make any sense. 1351 01:03:16,794 --> 01:03:19,327 I feel like he's just lying to himself. 1352 01:03:19,329 --> 01:03:20,428 [Lallie scoffs] 1353 01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:22,330 -What? -Ann. 1354 01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:24,933 Wake up. 1355 01:03:24,935 --> 01:03:27,936 It has been an entire year. 1356 01:03:27,938 --> 01:03:30,939 And it never even came close to a relationship. 1357 01:03:30,941 --> 01:03:33,241 And since, okay, no one else will tell you, 1358 01:03:33,243 --> 01:03:36,945 you're being crazy, like actually out of your mind. 1359 01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:39,948 Well, maybe if you weren't 1360 01:03:39,950 --> 01:03:41,161 hanging out with Scott all the time, 1361 01:03:41,162 --> 01:03:42,373 you'd have a better understanding 1362 01:03:42,374 --> 01:03:43,585 of how much pain I'm in right now. 1363 01:03:43,587 --> 01:03:45,304 Listen to yourself! 1364 01:03:45,305 --> 01:03:47,022 I'm telling you that I'm having a hard time, 1365 01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:49,024 -and you're just abandoning me. -There is more to life 1366 01:03:49,026 --> 01:03:51,860 than stupid boys, and stupid love, Ann. 1367 01:03:51,862 --> 01:03:53,995 Have you even read the news lately? 1368 01:03:56,233 --> 01:04:01,937 I don't hang out with you because you suck to be around. 1369 01:04:01,939 --> 01:04:04,372 [Lallie] You suck my energy. 1370 01:04:04,374 --> 01:04:06,241 I'm just this pot, 1371 01:04:06,242 --> 01:04:08,109 that you dump all your emotional shit into. 1372 01:04:08,111 --> 01:04:09,544 And I'm sick of it! 1373 01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:11,346 Figure your shit out. 1374 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:14,349 [door slams] 1375 01:04:15,419 --> 01:04:17,052 [sighs] 1376 01:04:24,094 --> 01:04:25,994 [rasping] 1377 01:04:37,541 --> 01:04:39,040 [Ann groans] 1378 01:04:47,451 --> 01:04:49,017 [oven clangs] 1379 01:04:50,387 --> 01:04:52,020 [sighs deeply] 1380 01:05:06,436 --> 01:05:08,937 [calm music playing] 1381 01:05:13,176 --> 01:05:16,478 ¶ You ¶ 1382 01:05:26,223 --> 01:05:29,524 ¶ You and ¶ 1383 01:05:32,529 --> 01:05:37,933 ¶ You and I ¶ 1384 01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:43,939 ¶ You and ¶ 1385 01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:50,145 ¶ You and I ¶ 1386 01:05:50,147 --> 01:05:51,279 [static] 1387 01:05:52,149 --> 01:05:53,481 Fuck. 1388 01:05:53,483 --> 01:05:55,083 Shit. 1389 01:05:55,085 --> 01:05:56,318 No. 1390 01:05:58,055 --> 01:05:59,287 [sighs] 1391 01:06:00,190 --> 01:06:01,323 [door slams] 1392 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,225 [sighs deeply] 1393 01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:07,963 [groans] 1394 01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:10,065 [phone buzzes] 1395 01:06:13,036 --> 01:06:14,269 [Danger] Miss Lupo. 1396 01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:16,027 [alarm beeping] 1397 01:06:16,028 --> 01:06:17,784 [Danger] I'm here tonight and gone tomorrow. 1398 01:06:17,785 --> 01:06:19,541 I have a bottle of red wine that we can pretend to share 1399 01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:22,344 while we instead make love on every surface of my apartment. 1400 01:06:35,592 --> 01:06:37,559 [retreating footsteps] 1401 01:06:41,198 --> 01:06:42,464 [rasping] 1402 01:06:47,237 --> 01:06:49,371 [dramatic music] 1403 01:06:59,282 --> 01:07:01,149 [elevator whirrs] 1404 01:07:11,261 --> 01:07:12,527 [door lock clicks] 1405 01:07:13,663 --> 01:07:15,163 Hey. 1406 01:07:17,601 --> 01:07:19,567 [both breathe heavily] 1407 01:07:19,569 --> 01:07:21,069 [smooches] 1408 01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:26,341 -Hi. -Hey. 1409 01:07:26,343 --> 01:07:28,810 -[Ann] It's good to see you. -[Danger] Right. 1410 01:07:28,812 --> 01:07:31,446 -[Ann] It's been a while. -[Danger] I know. 1411 01:07:32,049 --> 01:07:34,416 [heavy footsteps] 1412 01:07:36,186 --> 01:07:37,435 [wine trickling] 1413 01:07:37,436 --> 01:07:38,685 [Ann] Where were you? 1414 01:07:38,688 --> 01:07:40,188 [Danger] Everywhere. 1415 01:07:41,725 --> 01:07:43,692 -[glass thuds] -[Ann] Um... 1416 01:07:43,693 --> 01:07:45,660 Western hemisphere? Eastern hemisphere? 1417 01:07:45,662 --> 01:07:47,429 [Danger chuckles] 1418 01:07:47,430 --> 01:07:49,197 [clicks tongue] [Danger] I was in Frankfurt. 1419 01:07:49,766 --> 01:07:52,200 [Ann] Ah, yes. Frankfurt. 1420 01:07:52,202 --> 01:07:55,170 So, what was in Frankfurt? 1421 01:07:56,273 --> 01:07:57,472 [Danger] Work. 1422 01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,341 Just work? 1423 01:08:00,343 --> 01:08:01,543 [Danger] Just work. 1424 01:08:04,748 --> 01:08:06,347 [glass thuds] 1425 01:08:06,349 --> 01:08:08,149 [Ann] Where are you going tomorrow? 1426 01:08:08,151 --> 01:08:09,384 LA. 1427 01:08:09,386 --> 01:08:10,518 What's in LA? 1428 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:12,220 Work. 1429 01:08:17,294 --> 01:08:18,426 [smooches] 1430 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:24,099 [smooching continues] 1431 01:08:27,871 --> 01:08:29,637 [both groan] 1432 01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:31,806 [both panting] 1433 01:08:31,808 --> 01:08:33,374 [Ann] Slow down. 1434 01:08:36,379 --> 01:08:37,779 [both grunt] 1435 01:08:37,781 --> 01:08:39,514 [Ann] Wait, do the-- 1436 01:08:39,516 --> 01:08:40,648 -[thwacks] -[Ann gasps] 1437 01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:44,152 [Danger grunting] 1438 01:08:50,827 --> 01:08:53,328 [retreating footsteps] 1439 01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:09,344 [distant siren blares] 1440 01:09:37,707 --> 01:09:40,175 [distant rumbling] 1441 01:09:46,550 --> 01:09:48,683 [indistinct chatter] 1442 01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:03,231 [chatter continues in distance] 1443 01:10:04,734 --> 01:10:06,601 [train rumbles] 1444 01:10:09,472 --> 01:10:11,606 [rumbling continues] 1445 01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:19,581 [whirring] 1446 01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:25,820 [loud rumble] 1447 01:10:40,804 --> 01:10:42,670 [low rumbling] 1448 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,586 [Ann inhales deeply] 1449 01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:00,588 [exhales sharply] 1450 01:11:06,296 --> 01:11:07,795 [labored breathing] 1451 01:11:14,738 --> 01:11:16,871 [ominous music] 1452 01:11:23,613 --> 01:11:25,413 [sniffles] 1453 01:11:36,559 --> 01:11:38,459 [sobs] 1454 01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:44,565 [sobbing continues] 1455 01:11:48,071 --> 01:11:49,637 [inhales deeply] 1456 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:52,974 [static] 1457 01:11:52,976 --> 01:11:55,977 [static continues] 1458 01:11:55,979 --> 01:12:00,715 [Ann] So, I've been thinking a lot about myself recently. 1459 01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:03,451 Searching for every flaw I could find. 1460 01:12:03,453 --> 01:12:05,603 My god. 1461 01:12:05,604 --> 01:12:07,754 [Ann] But the only place these flaws ever really existed, 1462 01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:09,857 was in... 1463 01:12:10,794 --> 01:12:13,328 my mind. 1464 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:14,896 So, they don't define me. 1465 01:12:15,598 --> 01:12:16,998 I define me. 1466 01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,800 ¶ So you fucked up ¶ 1467 01:12:18,802 --> 01:12:20,935 ¶ So what? So, you got fucked ¶ 1468 01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:24,289 -¶ Ooh ¶ - ¶ So what ¶ 1469 01:12:24,290 --> 01:12:27,642 ¶ Do you really think That you're the only one ¶ 1470 01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:29,877 ¶ Who dreams of love And romance ¶ 1471 01:12:29,879 --> 01:12:32,113 ¶ But then settles For the nonsense ¶ 1472 01:12:32,115 --> 01:12:37,352 ¶ Of somebody else's Idea of fun ¶ 1473 01:12:37,354 --> 01:12:39,554 ¶ You'll try to change, But don't ¶ 1474 01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:40,989 ¶ You'll get in your way ¶ 1475 01:12:40,990 --> 01:12:42,423 -¶ So don't ¶ -¶ No ¶ 1476 01:12:42,424 --> 01:12:43,857 ¶ You could never change ¶ 1477 01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:46,627 ¶ You're who you're mean to be ¶ 1478 01:12:46,629 --> 01:12:49,764 ¶ So knockers up And let's get cracking ¶ 1479 01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:52,700 ¶ Honey, there's nothing That you're lacking ¶ 1480 01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:56,104 ¶ And besides ¶ 1481 01:12:56,105 --> 01:12:58,139 ¶ This is not about him ¶ 1482 01:12:58,141 --> 01:13:01,476 ¶ This is about you and me ¶ 1483 01:13:01,778 --> 01:13:03,745 [women giggling] 1484 01:13:05,782 --> 01:13:07,949 [upbeat music playing] 1485 01:13:10,854 --> 01:13:12,653 ¶ In reality ¶ 1486 01:13:12,655 --> 01:13:14,822 ¶ Reality's a fickle thing ¶ 1487 01:13:14,824 --> 01:13:17,392 ¶ That tends to happen In between ¶ 1488 01:13:17,394 --> 01:13:19,660 ¶ In all that we do And that we dream ¶ 1489 01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:21,796 ¶ Don't ever Let it bring you down ¶ 1490 01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:24,399 ¶ Or convince you To your dreams, to lie ¶ 1491 01:13:24,401 --> 01:13:26,667 ¶ You risked a lot When you believed ¶ 1492 01:13:26,669 --> 01:13:29,737 ¶ But more if you don't try ¶ 1493 01:13:29,739 --> 01:13:31,723 ¶ In reality ¶ 1494 01:13:31,724 --> 01:13:33,708 ¶ The love you have Is all you need ¶ 1495 01:13:33,710 --> 01:13:36,077 ¶ And it's a coursing river ¶ 1496 01:13:36,079 --> 01:13:38,246 ¶ It's an endless sea ¶ 1497 01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:40,414 -¶ Don't hold it back ¶ -¶ Don't hold it back ¶ 1498 01:13:40,417 --> 01:13:42,650 ¶ You will break free ¶ 1499 01:13:42,652 --> 01:13:44,685 ¶ It's time You started listening ¶ 1500 01:13:44,687 --> 01:13:46,087 ¶ To the best girl in you ¶ 1501 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,855 ¶ That's me, and I say ¶ 1502 01:13:47,857 --> 01:13:49,457 ¶ Move on ¶ 1503 01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:51,826 ¶ You want love ¶ 1504 01:13:51,828 --> 01:13:54,862 ¶ Like, real love ¶ 1505 01:13:54,864 --> 01:13:56,831 ¶ Cosmic love ¶ 1506 01:13:56,833 --> 01:13:59,500 ¶ Ground shaking, Earth quaking ¶ 1507 01:13:59,502 --> 01:14:01,769 ¶ Fantastic, orgasmic ¶ 1508 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:04,155 ¶ Paul Newman Eat your heart out ¶ 1509 01:14:04,156 --> 01:14:06,540 ¶ Oh, baby, it's out there Let me tell you ¶ 1510 01:14:07,744 --> 01:14:09,977 ¶ But what's really More important is this ¶ 1511 01:14:18,188 --> 01:14:21,022 ¶ In reality ¶ 1512 01:14:21,024 --> 01:14:24,692 ¶ There's no one else You have please ¶ 1513 01:14:24,694 --> 01:14:27,495 ¶ No one is more you than you ¶ 1514 01:14:27,497 --> 01:14:29,130 ¶ And I am you ¶ 1515 01:14:29,132 --> 01:14:34,602 ¶ And you are me ¶ 1516 01:14:34,604 --> 01:14:36,571 ¶ Don't hold it back ¶ 1517 01:14:37,574 --> 01:14:39,974 ¶ You will break free ¶ 1518 01:14:40,844 --> 01:14:42,543 ¶ What you want ¶ 1519 01:14:42,545 --> 01:14:46,814 ¶ You already have ¶ 1520 01:14:49,152 --> 01:14:54,522 ¶ In reality ¶ 1521 01:15:02,765 --> 01:15:03,898 [rasping] 1522 01:15:05,902 --> 01:15:06,968 [birds chirping] 1523 01:15:11,174 --> 01:15:13,674 [traffic noise] 1524 01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:18,112 [inhales deeply] 1525 01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:31,092 [exhales deeply] 1526 01:15:51,014 --> 01:15:52,813 [sighs] 1527 01:15:57,654 --> 01:15:58,920 Morning. 1528 01:15:58,922 --> 01:16:00,054 [Ann] Morning. 1529 01:16:00,957 --> 01:16:02,156 How you doing? 1530 01:16:03,226 --> 01:16:04,959 [Ann] I'm okay. 1531 01:16:08,932 --> 01:16:10,698 [birds fluttering] 1532 01:16:17,140 --> 01:16:19,140 I'm sorry I've sucked lately. 1533 01:16:22,579 --> 01:16:24,712 I'm sorry I was mean. 1534 01:16:27,884 --> 01:16:30,685 I was never really happy for you and Scott. 1535 01:16:30,687 --> 01:16:32,186 [Lallie scoffs] I know. 1536 01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:37,592 I judged you hard on the whole John thing. 1537 01:16:40,763 --> 01:16:42,630 Are we even? 1538 01:16:42,632 --> 01:16:44,799 [Lallie] We don't have to keep score. 1539 01:16:44,801 --> 01:16:45,933 [Ann] Hmm. 1540 01:16:49,939 --> 01:16:51,205 How is Scott? 1541 01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:56,877 [sighs] We broke up. 1542 01:16:56,879 --> 01:16:59,046 What? When? 1543 01:16:59,949 --> 01:17:02,116 Same day we were mean. 1544 01:17:03,286 --> 01:17:04,952 [inhales deeply] 1545 01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:06,087 Ah... 1546 01:17:06,089 --> 01:17:07,955 What happened? 1547 01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:09,874 [sighs deeply] 1548 01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:11,792 He just said he wanted to be free. 1549 01:17:14,831 --> 01:17:16,831 And you can't argue with that, right? 1550 01:17:16,833 --> 01:17:18,032 [scoffs] 1551 01:17:20,069 --> 01:17:21,702 I'm sorry. 1552 01:17:27,076 --> 01:17:28,776 [Lallie sniffles] 1553 01:17:29,045 --> 01:17:30,711 [sighs deeply] 1554 01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:37,318 Well, being that I am the only certified 1555 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:38,786 wedding planner in the room. 1556 01:17:38,788 --> 01:17:40,321 -[Adrienne scoffs] -I think... 1557 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:42,423 [Miguel] Look at this face, that's joy 1558 01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:44,291 from being able to dance to good music. 1559 01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:45,793 -Okay, we need-- -Knock, knock. 1560 01:17:45,795 --> 01:17:47,695 -Hey, how are you? -Hi, Miguel. 1561 01:17:47,697 --> 01:17:49,347 -How are you? -Dude, I haven't seen you 1562 01:17:49,348 --> 01:17:50,998 -in forever, how's it going? -[Ann] Hi. 1563 01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:53,023 [smooches] 1564 01:17:53,024 --> 01:17:55,047 -[Ann] Hi. -[Adrienne] Hello. 1565 01:17:55,048 --> 01:17:57,071 Oh, Ann, maybe you can help us end this debate. 1566 01:17:57,073 --> 01:17:58,973 Ann, what's more important? 1567 01:17:59,275 --> 01:18:00,941 A great band. 1568 01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:02,777 Or... 1569 01:18:02,779 --> 01:18:06,347 Gold calligraphy on weighted card stock. 1570 01:18:06,349 --> 01:18:08,032 [Ann giggles] 1571 01:18:08,033 --> 01:18:09,716 Look at it, it's beautiful. 1572 01:18:09,719 --> 01:18:11,786 Well, that is also really beautiful. 1573 01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:13,220 -[Rachel] And inviting. -Yeah. 1574 01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:14,689 And it doesn't look like a bill. 1575 01:18:14,691 --> 01:18:16,357 -No. -It looks like something 1576 01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:18,024 -special for you. -[Ann] Yeah, but... 1577 01:18:18,027 --> 01:18:19,160 Your decision. 1578 01:18:19,162 --> 01:18:21,896 Thank you. And you know, 1579 01:18:21,898 --> 01:18:24,231 you and I can take calligraphy classes 1580 01:18:24,233 --> 01:18:25,744 and we can do this ourselves. 1581 01:18:25,745 --> 01:18:27,256 -[Miguel] I love that. -Yeah. 1582 01:18:27,257 --> 01:18:28,768 I support and encourage that hobby. 1583 01:18:28,771 --> 01:18:30,204 I might join you on that. 1584 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:31,831 -Let me know. -[Miguel] Ann. 1585 01:18:31,832 --> 01:18:33,457 -All right. -What do we need, 1586 01:18:33,458 --> 01:18:35,083 what are we talking about? 1587 01:18:35,084 --> 01:18:36,709 It's pretty. We can. It will look good. 1588 01:18:38,314 --> 01:18:39,847 All right, what's up? 1589 01:18:39,849 --> 01:18:41,248 Okay. 1590 01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:43,184 I'm ready to start my project now. 1591 01:18:43,186 --> 01:18:45,352 Ooh, did you send me the script? 1592 01:18:45,354 --> 01:18:48,189 Nope. This is a brand-new idea. 1593 01:18:48,191 --> 01:18:49,824 It doesn't have a script yet. 1594 01:18:50,359 --> 01:18:52,727 -[Miguel] Cool. -Yeah. 1595 01:18:52,729 --> 01:18:53,994 So, how can I help? 1596 01:18:57,366 --> 01:18:59,200 I need you to interview me. 1597 01:19:01,003 --> 01:19:02,803 [approaching footsteps] 1598 01:19:05,475 --> 01:19:07,842 [microphone rasping] 1599 01:19:09,746 --> 01:19:11,278 [Miguel] There we go. 1600 01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:12,379 -It's too far? -[Adrienne] Yeah. 1601 01:19:12,381 --> 01:19:13,948 [Miguel] Okay. 1602 01:19:13,950 --> 01:19:15,249 All right, um... 1603 01:19:15,752 --> 01:19:17,151 [Ann] I'm... 1604 01:19:17,153 --> 01:19:18,853 making a film... 1605 01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:22,022 about me... 1606 01:19:22,425 --> 01:19:25,092 and my feelings for you. 1607 01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:29,830 And how, even though it's been a year, 1608 01:19:29,832 --> 01:19:33,067 and you've been very clear with me, 1609 01:19:33,336 --> 01:19:34,902 your feelings, 1610 01:19:35,271 --> 01:19:36,904 I'm still not over you. 1611 01:19:36,906 --> 01:19:40,441 And I wanna figure out why that is, and, 1612 01:19:40,443 --> 01:19:42,443 and how I got to this point. 1613 01:19:42,445 --> 01:19:44,395 So. [clicks tongue] 1614 01:19:44,396 --> 01:19:46,346 I don't know what form it's gonna take, yet. 1615 01:19:46,349 --> 01:19:48,315 [Ann] But I just wanted to let you know. 1616 01:19:48,317 --> 01:19:50,384 Before I got too far along with it. 1617 01:19:51,354 --> 01:19:53,320 Oh, huh. [laughs] 1618 01:19:53,322 --> 01:19:56,323 Thank you for letting me know. 1619 01:19:56,325 --> 01:19:58,826 But it's gonna be fun, 1620 01:19:58,827 --> 01:20:01,328 it's gonna be very much a self-investigation. 1621 01:20:01,330 --> 01:20:02,963 Yeah, well... 1622 01:20:10,072 --> 01:20:11,338 I'm sorry that... 1623 01:20:12,108 --> 01:20:13,274 [Ann] It's okay. 1624 01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:17,344 I get it, I think. 1625 01:20:17,346 --> 01:20:19,947 Or at least, I hopefully will soon. 1626 01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:27,354 Are you okay? 1627 01:20:29,025 --> 01:20:30,224 Yeah. 1628 01:20:32,061 --> 01:20:33,194 Okay. 1629 01:20:34,263 --> 01:20:36,030 [rasping] 1630 01:20:37,533 --> 01:20:40,034 [upbeat music] 1631 01:20:45,074 --> 01:20:46,841 [rasping] 1632 01:20:57,353 --> 01:20:59,286 [rasping continues] 1633 01:21:03,459 --> 01:21:04,959 [paper rustling] 1634 01:21:08,431 --> 01:21:10,931 [dramatic music] 1635 01:21:16,873 --> 01:21:19,139 [indistinct chatter] 1636 01:21:21,544 --> 01:21:23,110 [laughter] 1637 01:21:24,513 --> 01:21:27,014 [keyboard clacking] 1638 01:21:30,119 --> 01:21:31,418 [phone chimes] 1639 01:21:36,425 --> 01:21:38,893 [tranquil music] 1640 01:21:52,909 --> 01:21:55,209 [tranquil music continues] 1641 01:22:17,533 --> 01:22:19,066 [door creaks] 1642 01:22:24,473 --> 01:22:25,673 [both gasp] 1643 01:22:25,675 --> 01:22:27,574 [Ann] You look lovely, darling. 1644 01:22:27,576 --> 01:22:30,077 Well, as do you... 1645 01:22:32,315 --> 01:22:33,480 my lady. 1646 01:22:34,183 --> 01:22:36,016 [Lallie laughs] 1647 01:22:36,018 --> 01:22:37,685 [Lallie] Couple Miguel... 1648 01:22:37,687 --> 01:22:39,620 [Ann] And Adrienne. 1649 01:22:39,621 --> 01:22:41,554 My bosses, who I love so much. 1650 01:22:41,557 --> 01:22:44,224 Oh, ladies. I wanna fuck you both! 1651 01:22:44,226 --> 01:22:45,376 [chuckles] 1652 01:22:45,377 --> 01:22:46,527 -How dare you -[man] Whoa! 1653 01:22:46,529 --> 01:22:47,945 disrespect us like that! 1654 01:22:47,946 --> 01:22:49,362 -Yeah, shame on you! -Oh, you're crazy. 1655 01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:50,998 [Ann] We will castrate you! 1656 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,566 [Lallie] You better run! 1657 01:22:52,568 --> 01:22:56,103 [hisses] 1658 01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:01,008 [both laughing] 1659 01:23:01,010 --> 01:23:02,910 [Ann] In all my past lives, 1660 01:23:02,911 --> 01:23:04,811 and the lives that I have yet to live, 1661 01:23:04,812 --> 01:23:06,712 I will never love anyone as much as I love you. 1662 01:23:06,716 --> 01:23:08,983 -Even if I come back as a goat? -[gasps] 1663 01:23:08,985 --> 01:23:11,485 Especially if you come back as a goat. 1664 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:12,753 I will braid your beard. 1665 01:23:12,755 --> 01:23:15,255 Oh, why thank you. 1666 01:23:15,257 --> 01:23:16,490 [imitates goat] 1667 01:23:17,093 --> 01:23:18,209 No. 1668 01:23:18,210 --> 01:23:19,326 That's it, right? 1669 01:23:19,328 --> 01:23:20,661 [Ann yodels] 1670 01:23:20,663 --> 01:23:22,329 [Lallie laughs] 1671 01:23:26,535 --> 01:23:29,003 [light music] 1672 01:23:36,045 --> 01:23:39,146 ¶ Darling ¶ 1673 01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:42,082 ¶ Take in ¶ 1674 01:23:42,084 --> 01:23:45,586 ¶ In my heart it is written ¶ 1675 01:23:46,422 --> 01:23:48,789 Miguel. [chuckles] 1676 01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:51,158 I vow to be your colleague. 1677 01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:53,594 -Your champion. -Your confidant. 1678 01:23:53,596 --> 01:23:56,296 -Your goofball. -And your queen. 1679 01:23:56,298 --> 01:23:58,198 [Adrienne] Through thick and thin. 1680 01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:00,434 Through good times and bad. 1681 01:24:00,436 --> 01:24:02,703 For richer or for poorer. 1682 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:04,471 As long as we both shall live. 1683 01:24:04,473 --> 01:24:06,340 As long as we both shall live. 1684 01:24:06,609 --> 01:24:08,142 [both laugh] 1685 01:24:08,144 --> 01:24:11,045 [crowd applauding, cheering] 1686 01:24:14,050 --> 01:24:16,350 [applause continues] 1687 01:24:17,586 --> 01:24:20,821 As many of you know, I was, uh... 1688 01:24:20,823 --> 01:24:23,323 jilted. [laughs] 1689 01:24:23,325 --> 01:24:24,425 [Rachel groans] 1690 01:24:24,427 --> 01:24:27,395 Uh. 1691 01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:30,364 It happens, and I'm sure you might think I may be a bit 1692 01:24:30,366 --> 01:24:32,199 triggered by this... 1693 01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:34,068 situation. 1694 01:24:34,370 --> 01:24:35,669 Celebration. 1695 01:24:37,339 --> 01:24:39,173 Two trees. 1696 01:24:39,608 --> 01:24:41,508 Planted next to each other. 1697 01:24:42,711 --> 01:24:47,481 Growth, through life. 1698 01:24:47,483 --> 01:24:52,286 Cells dividing, expanding, creating more. 1699 01:24:54,824 --> 01:24:56,356 Consciousness. 1700 01:24:57,827 --> 01:24:59,526 Adrienne... 1701 01:25:00,362 --> 01:25:02,196 you never needed 1702 01:25:02,531 --> 01:25:04,565 anyone to complete you. 1703 01:25:06,669 --> 01:25:08,135 [Rachel] And Miguel, 1704 01:25:08,137 --> 01:25:10,671 you make her more complete. 1705 01:25:11,807 --> 01:25:13,774 You know, I wish I knew what that felt like. 1706 01:25:13,776 --> 01:25:15,309 [chuckles] 1707 01:25:15,311 --> 01:25:16,777 Well, she did hook up with... 1708 01:25:16,779 --> 01:25:18,412 Two trees. 1709 01:25:19,115 --> 01:25:20,647 Planted next to each other. 1710 01:25:21,517 --> 01:25:23,250 [Rachel whimpers] 1711 01:25:23,252 --> 01:25:24,384 Cheers. 1712 01:25:24,386 --> 01:25:25,419 Cheers. 1713 01:25:25,421 --> 01:25:27,121 Love you, Rach. 1714 01:25:27,123 --> 01:25:29,156 You are the trees. 1715 01:25:29,658 --> 01:25:31,458 Cheers. 1716 01:25:31,460 --> 01:25:33,260 You're the tree too, man. 1717 01:25:33,262 --> 01:25:37,297 ¶ Come for me, close ¶ 1718 01:25:37,299 --> 01:25:41,135 ¶ Take all of me ¶ 1719 01:25:41,137 --> 01:25:44,404 ¶ Yours is the only ¶ 1720 01:25:44,406 --> 01:25:47,174 ¶ Love ¶ 1721 01:25:47,176 --> 01:25:51,178 ¶ I need ¶ 1722 01:25:52,781 --> 01:25:55,682 ¶ Darling ¶ 1723 01:25:56,619 --> 01:25:58,752 ¶ Kiss me ¶ 1724 01:25:58,754 --> 01:26:02,489 ¶ In my heart, I'm singing ¶ 1725 01:26:03,859 --> 01:26:06,560 ¶ Softly ¶ 1726 01:26:06,562 --> 01:26:10,364 ¶ And I always will ¶ 1727 01:26:10,866 --> 01:26:14,401 ¶ I belong ¶ 1728 01:26:14,837 --> 01:26:18,305 ¶ To you ¶ 1729 01:26:26,849 --> 01:26:28,482 [film reel clatters] 1730 01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:32,486 [upbeat music] 137128