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The dice is lost.

Penalty please!

That's fine.

Jay, turn on the light!

No!

I have lost $500 too.

I have lost my cover.

Really? Turn on the light!

Okay... let me take it.

Just find the dice now.

You said you've lost your cover?

I mean a gauze mask.

Red underpants? Don't you think you're Superman?

It is used to get rid of evil spirit.

A night view?

We aren't going for war.

What about you? Gigolo?

Master, what should we do now?

Let's play... Great!

Jay, how's your aquarium's business?

Recently... it runs very well.

Mr. Tsang came one day...

He said he had tired for bighead.

He wanted to find some clown anemonefish.

North!

Pong...

You know Mr. Tsang?

Are you boasting?

Great, have some rice roll.

Be quick.

9 Characters. Pong...

8 Characters.

This is delicious.

I will never bore with it.

Whose turn is it now?

It's Jay.

It's your turn now.

4 Characters.

Me too.

Master, me too.

It's strange.

Fine, 1 Character.

It's your turn now. Take it.

You are all in a sweat. Move on.

It's hot.

Which tile will it be?

Do you have a lot of tiles?

Damn it. Which one should it be?

Eight Circles. Mahjong!

A flower, a dragon, a dealer, and a pair.

Four-fold...

It's lovely.

Master, you're really great.

Green Dragon.

Pong!

East! Pong!

Prophet, how about your papercraft shop's business? One Circle.

Pong!

It runs really great.

So many people die recently?

No, I am a part-time Feng Shui master.

I serve Mr. Lee's dad.

And tell his son's fortune.

I even have a whole body check for his grandchild.

West!

Pong!

She is only 18 months old.

Why is it strange?

3 Characters. Pong!

Don't you think I can do it when she is 18?

North! Pong...

Glasses, 2 Circles.

Master, why don't you discard it later?

3 Bamboos.

I have 2 Circles too.

You want to stop me? 7 Bamboos.

Damn it!

2 Bamboos.

2 Circles.

You really hate these two Circles.

I can't catch up what you mean.

7 Characters.

What is it?

You take it first. You're more hungry.

Rice roll.

Self touch!

Flowers, Green Dragon, North,

Eyes, all-3, Self Touch...

Total... 25-fold!

Master...

It's fine.

Seven. Opposite match.

I'm jealous of you two.

I'm out of luck.

There were rats in my restaurant.

They charged me for $5000.

And there was leakage in the ceiling.

It costs me another $5000 to fix it.

I even cannot effort for the rent.

You are so poor, Hung.

I am poor, Master.

You may skip the rent this month.

So that you can meet the need.

That's great.

I've told you, it is better to tell the truth...

Thanks.

Not at all. Business is like that.

Jay smokes a lot every time.

Jane, Give me some tissue.

Where is it?

Just next to the cupboard.

Bring it to me.

That's it.

Maybe I am having a gastric fever.

My acnes are getting more and more serious.

Do you have any tissue?

I feel sick. Can you give me some tissue?

Do you have any tissue?

My nose is itching... Master, tissue.

Tissue, tissue please. Tissue.

Clear the acne first.

Please throw it for me, thank you.

Just put it down is okay.

Come on, let's continue.

Get yourself a tile. Get yourself a tile.

No, it's Master's turn.

Great.

Self Touch. Mahjong!

Master. This is a mistake.

You've made a mistake.

Oh, that's right.

You've won again.

Old rules.

Tell them...

to cut off rent by it.

Put off the bra.

Put it off.

Why?

Put it off.

I can take whatever I want.

I like this one!

Me, Beauty Lam,

is selling bras.

But...

I never sell a bra not suitable for my customers.

This one with light purple,

is not match with your skin tone.

You should wear this with dark purple.

I don't like it. I won't take it off.

I want this one!

What do you want?

Stop... Stop messing with my hair...

Stop! Help!

He is crazy!

You are not suitable for the bra...

but you are more unsuitable for not wearing a bra.

Damn it! Shit!

Brother Kwan... Please take good care of Jack.

Please... I beg you...

Brother Kwan... Please take good care of Jack.

Brother Kwan... Please take good care of Jack.

Child, how come you burn so many joss sticks?

You are Brother Kwan.

If I bless all of you, who are going to lose then?

What if I burn more sticks to you?

Stop it. Don't you wanna kill me?

This is not bothering you.

No wonder we enact a total ban on smoking.

Ling.

Sister, you're back.

How was it... win or lose?

Win finally. Gain $300.

Are you okay?

I am sweating all over and my nails got broken.

My eyes are very tired too.

It is.

You're great!

I'll cook you a meal.

Go now.

Ling, why don't you give me some massage?

Rice with pork chop. I'll bring you a fork.

It was such a menace.

Master was so vigorous.

Luckily I performed as God of Gamblers.

I rubbed my rings so as to put pressure on him.

Eventually... I achieved a victory.

Then I acted as Warrior of Gamblers.

So as to suppress the evil spirit. I got myself a tile...

and then... Mahjong again.

What can I eat now?

That's the point.

I used up my extraordinary power to get a tile.

Finally I robbed a gong!

Isn't it great?

You eat it yourself then!

I needed a pair of Circles in the last round.

My meal.

He didn't touch with your rice.

He ate all the dish only.

I'm back.

Great! Great! Great!

I brought you a prize.

Really?

You sell fish. Right.

This is suitable for you.

What is it for?

You can use it to net fish.

It suits you. What about me?

You sell paper. What is the best seller?

Paper boy and girl.

This will be the coming up best seller.

My new design product - Paper bra.

It's beautiful.

Great handwork. I can give it to my Grandma.

It gives a lovely lavender smell.

What about me?

Hung.

I thought for a long time.

I wonder...

if you need to wear a bra or not.

What do you think?

Give out your opinions.

Let's eat. Jay!

You're so careful.

I use it to put an eye on my shop.

There is the front door.

Not only front door, but also the whole plaza.

Yes.

I have a camera face, right?

I told you before,

you can't match this white color with that yellow.

Don't you think he should put off two buttons?

Nonsense! From the point of fashion...

you should put off three buttons.

Chicken with black bean. Chicken!

Chicken... Pig blood with leeks

Couple will love each other so much.

Great.

This is disgusting and that is sickening.

I don't want to eat now. I'd rather have a soup.

Chow, what is the soup today?

Carrots and pig gambrel,

with two figs.

Long long ago... Fine...

Emperors such as Shunzhi and Tao-kuang...

Fine...

My good health relies on my dead wife...

Your wife is dead? Fine...

Seems that... I have to avoid eating today.

Enjoy your meal.

I have to pick up something. I'll be back.

Hey Miss.

Looking for goods?

No, I am selling goods.

Selling?

Great! What are you selling?

$100 for 4.

4? You mean kissing?

No, I mean discs.

Let's see. $100 for 4 discs.

You'll get big afterwards.

I'll buy if you are in it.

Prophet, buying sex movies again?

Of course not. I'm having a look only.

No way, no...

Miss.

Has he paid?

Not yet.

What if... I buy it for you.

Okay, I've a lot of them.

Miss, please don't mistake me.

I sell and design...

women underwear.

So I'm necessary to...

see things like this so as to do some research.

You sell bras?

What if... give me some discounts?

Come in please.

Miss.

I find you're so pure.

You shouldn't be selling these movies.

Moreover...

your body is really wonderful.

I bet you will have a blessing life.

You can tell fortune too?

Yes! I sell paper goods and partime fortune teller.

Tell fortune, feng shui, everything.

I can give you a whole body check.

Okay, let's go. I'll check thoroughly.

He got 8 marks.

Ladies and gentlemen, "Street Hoax".

A sex manic performed as a feng shui master.

He got 8 marks for lust.

Exposed already, let's go.

Wait...

He got 7.5 marks too.

He tried to get a hook with the girl.

He got 7.5 for lust.

Take photos now...

Take this side only please...

Only take the left hand side, okay?

Stop... stop it!

Dare play a trick on me...

Stop... Stop...

I am Director. Continue... continue!

Director... help!

He is the Director?

So many people here. Doing movies?

The two guys were caught

by the TV show.

And become Mr. Lust of the week.

Let go! Let go...

Help me, Director.

Give me your tape. Give me your tape.

Is it lawful?

I'll give you all afterwards.

Beat him! I'm just for fun...

Beat him! Beat him...

Director, don't run away!

Great... it is a rare scene.

Quick... they're beating the director.

Who dare to come? Come on!

You're too mean, stop running! Bastards!

Stand still! Stand still!

No peeking!

Put down your hand!

You live in 14E Phase 10 Choi I Garden San Po Kong.

Studied in Lutheran Simon Ying Secondary School.

All subjects failed in HKCEE.

You were a reserve of SCAA.

You are Chan Fai Gi, Angela

am I right?

Sam! You're making fun with me.

Don't beat me.

Gigi, you are so beautiful.

You don't have to do this kind of thing.

I may introduce you

to work as a prostitute.

I have no choices. I don't have qualifications.

And I'm not willing to sell my body. What else can I do?

You may sell your smile.

I do.

I work as a rat in Mouseland every weekend.

You may sell alcohol too.

I did it to...

I am going to Lan Kwai Fong.

You are Lady Chastity.

I plan to study cosmetology in US.

I need a lot of money for it.

You need money, right?

Why don't you build up your own business?

There is a vacant apartment.

You can buildup your business around the neighborhood.

But the rent is so high. How can I effort it?

The proprietor here is very interesting.

He may skip your rent.

It's so great.

This is the shop you mentioned?

Yes.

The electronic tube is out of order.

No, it is only out of touch with electricity.

Just a minor thing.

See, this is spacious.

The two guys use it as a store.

I put my new Autumn designs here.

I put my goods here too. What should I do?

Gigi is looking for an apartment. So I brought her here.

Can you tell me...

why should I rent it to you?

What? You are not the owner either.

But you've a share on it.

That's right. Tell him then.

Because...

I can make this shop...

much more beautiful.

Great!

Welcome! Welcome!

We lack a pretty girl here. Welcome!

Great. Welcome! Welcome!

Thank you! Thank you!

Welcome.

Why don't you put an eye on your shops?

I am looking at it.

This is...

Hi.

We should bring him to hospital.

No way. What if... artificial respiration?

What about you, Beauty Lam?

You are good at speech.

He has beautiful skin, but...

He is not my cup of tea.

That's right. He can't do it.

Just close your eyes and go for it.

I don't mind.

But... I'm avoiding love affair...

I may bring him bad luck.

What? How can you get this idea?

What about... Hung?

Hung was a girl guide.

She can do it of course.

Me?

No way, that was long time ago.

What about you. Your dressing...

seems suitable to do this kind of thing.

Right, help him please.

No, I haven't learned this before.

What if...

we simply let him die.

Put him here.

I'd better go and feed my fish. I have to start my business.

No.

Let me try then.

Be quick.

Chow...

What the hell is it? He is fine.

Let's have a cup of tea.

Have some chatting. Let's go.

Sister, who is she?

You can bring us good luck.

I'd never seen such a beautiful boss.

You must gain a lot of profit.

It is our honor for you to join us.

You may put your goods in our shops.

Gigi, I offer you a 20% discount.

I can tell you if you're match with this plaza.

Okay.

I'll get you some fish.

They will help you to make better profit.

That sounds great.

Jack, I've made you a pork chop hamburger.

Eat now.

Don't you know that I'm having a chat?

You don't want my delicious hamburger,

but you treasure this girl so much.

Bad taste.

Sam, she is your girlfriend, right?

Don't say this.

I am not interested in little child.

That's right. Jack doesn't want a burger.

He loves steamed pork dumplings.

My favorite is Mac-burger.

They look the same!

You are okay now?

She looks like Chiu's wife Gillian.

Really?

Reincarnation!

Ghost! Ghost!

They look the same.

You do have fate with this plaza!

It's easy then.

Master should rent the apartment to Gigi.

Think about it...

Master Chow fainted when he saw Gigi.

I wonder if Master would die...

when he see her.

We'd better look for a method.

It's really trouble.

No.

At least I accept you now.

Mr. Chow, nice to meet you.

Mr. Chow, we haven't seen each other for so long.

Mr. Chow,

I plan to invest $3 billion on it.

It may sell at an average of $10000 per square foot.

We can gain at least a forth pay.

Is there any trouble in getting the place?

Of course not. We offer full compensation.

I hate those unscrupulous merchants a lot.

My objective is "do unto others as they do unto you".

Our programme involves a shopping mall.

However, we are not going to torn down this side.

So as to preserve the outlook here.

This is so called nostalgia.

The place will surely become a spot in the future.

I heard that you planned to keep a tree and a wall only.

You think it can describe as a spot, huh?

We are going to build a 60-floor hotel.

Mr. Chiu, I wonder the environmentalists...

will allow us to do this?

Excuse me.

Bro, when will you let us go?

Don't you want to go on a demonstration?

See, we still have time.

I'll let you do it afterwards.

Just take a rest now.

Great, well done!

We can start playing now.

Choose a good location first.

This is empty seat.

Please pay attention.

If not, you cannot rent an apartment.

Okay.

You'd better not study it.

You'd better shut up!

Fine...

I go to take a break, I don't care about you teens.

I wonder why Canton Mahjong is so big,

while Taiwan's is so small.

Why are you so surprising? Period?

Hung, I am surprised too.

We have no ruler here.

I bring it to you.

Taiwan Mahjong is famous for...

small tiles, more folds and big profits.

It is suitable for...

those who got fine skin.

I haven't finished yet.

He is such a sex maniac!

This is out of line.

There is a lot of rules in Taiwan Mahjong.

Let's see.

So many?

I understand grand 3 chiefs and grand 4 happiness.

But what is "dark between", "dok dok",

"Dark dok", "Flower one"

What's that? You need an expert then.

Dok Dok is you need a between tile.

"Fake dok" means a fake between tile.

"Dark between" means you don't need "pong".

And "flower one" means a flower with a waist...

Do you have to touch her pat too?

You've reminded me that...

What about touching her boobs then?

I'm just making fun.

Teaching mahjong!

What?

Do you want we brothers to beat you?

Let's play.

I'm a little bit hungry.

Do you want some egg-tart?

Great! Mahjong!

Mahjong? I know of course. I'm a Feng Shui Master.

We know each other. Of course I know.

How can they do that?

What the hell is it!

How many fold is it?

You got a 30-fold.

I don't have to give money. She didn't place it in the middle.

Hung, it is the first time she got "Mahjong".

This is called "Virgin Mahjong".

Come on...

All is red! Let's celebrate for it!

Though I'm not involve in it, I'll pay for you too.

Thank you.

I'm not that stingy as him.

My former classmate...

It's my fault.

I'll give you one more.

You've done it so well.

Come on... Great...

What kind of teaching method is that?

Run!

She is hungry and not fed yet. We should accommodate with her.

She is having a period. Run.

In order to prove your determination,

$1000 per round, and $200 per fold.

The bet is so high.

Are you going to bet with all your money?

Is it really high?

I just want you to be more serious on it.

Or else how can you remember all the rules?

And how can you represent me to play with Master?

I'll do whatever I can to train you.

Okay! I take it.

Great.

2 Characters.

Mahjong!

30-fold, over $10000.

$10000?

Sister, I don't have that much money.

I'll pay for you. Her luck is one and for all.

Be careful...

Be careful.

Tiles...

2 Tiles... Isn't it?

Self Touch!

You're so great. How can you do it?

It's what a luck if someone get marry with you.

Thank you!

I don't know it is a disaster or luck.

Mahjong.

Mahjong!

Thanks.

Mahjong.

Thank you! Thank you!

What the hell is it?

Mahjong!

Have you got it enough?

Are you pretending to be a fool?

I told you shouldn't replace us already.

You give it away.

Go for it.

No.

I am of bad luck from this minute. You go for it.

You can't say this.

She was so angry just now. I'm really afraid.

Come on.

Okay!

8 Characters.

If you make it worse, you'll get into trouble.

I can get it back in one match.

North.

1 Circle.

2 Circles.

7 Characters.

Hold on.

7 Characters.

Mahjong. Clean Pairs...

Broken bridge.

Let's skip this match.

I heard someone said we should follow the rules.

That's right. We should skip this match.

She has lost $100000 already.

Shut up!

You should take it.

You should obey the rules!

What?

Don't you think you can have no regard on it?

I'll not stop you for dying.

Gambling is something you must follow the rules.

Isn't it enough?

You dare say this to me?

They said it too.

Gillian...

She is as pretty as you.

I'm playing with two Gillian today.

This is better to look at a human being than a photo then.

Do you want a 4?

4 Characters?

Chow now.

What do you want?

You cannot play like that.

Enjoy.

Bird? I bet you love a bird.

A bird, a bird...

How come your hands are so dirty?

I've had Indian food today.

Indian food?

I don't like a bird. It'll fly away.

How about 8 Characters?

8 Characters?

No, it's so slow...

Slow?

You asked me to have a 8 Characters...

Then how about a 9 Characters?

Mahjong! 30-fold.

Great!

You don't have to start your business, just come here everyday.

That's true.

Dad, the gang came yesterday again?

You have been cheated.

Son, you're wrong. Do you know what?

There is a new comer who look like your mom.

You should come and see her.

Of course I will.

Here is the new shop.

Mr. Chiu, you have come!

This is a new shop...

with "special service".

The price here...

shown that it provides sex.

And even body massage.

Furthermore, it provides ice and fire treatment.

That is just another kind of sex service.

It also provides oral sex too.

A clip joint of course.

She is great. Enjoy it.

Thank you, Hung. See ya. Not at all.

Want a facial? Come in please.

Put off your cloth please.

Mr., put off your cloth please.

Since you are our first customer,

we sincerely give you a "special service".

Please come along.

Lie down please.

If you purchase our one-year package,

we'll give you a slimming machine.

So that you can enlarge your boobs...

and slim your body...

Dare to do this kind of thing here.

You're out of luck this time.

Isn't it great?

Mr...

What are you doing here?

What?

What are you doing here?

Dare do this in my place...

What am I doing?

I mean your hands.

Dare to peek?

I am just cleaning my glasses.

You are cleaning glasses?

What do you think it was?

It's cool and comfortable.

This mint cream is really useful.

I wonder... if you're going to push upwards?

Sex manic!

I should give you a lesson.

Mr.,

coming up is the "Ice fire treatment".

Maybe, we can start the "fire" treatment first.

Mr., I'm putting in oil.

It may get hot. But it is normal.

Okay.

It's hot and comfortable.

It seems enough, huh?

You can get "ice" now, right?

It takes time.

It's hot. Can we stop now?

It is normal.

Hung!

Are you okay?

You're bleeding.

It's...

Boss, I will get it done!

I am Chiu, take action now.

I need to get rid of those assholes in Wealth Plaza.

Mr., what can I get you?

Rice with luncheon pork and fried egg.

Miss...

can you bring along your representative here?

This is...

I am Lo Mong Tak.

I am Beauty Lam.

Mr. Lam, I represent Mr. Chiu...

to negotiate with you.

As you know,

2008 Beijing Olympics is coming soon...

Sorry, Mr. Lo.

But your shirt and your tie...

cannot match up.

Would you mind... untie it?

2008 Beijing Olympics is coming.

Mr. Chiu plans to renovate your shopping mall.

And install a 600-inch TV.

So that we can enjoy the Olympic shows together.

It's much better.

I think it is excellent.

But you should pay for goods.

Mr. Chiu hope that we can give a share on it.

So that we can pool together.

Pool together?

We need only one million.

One million?

We understand...

it is not an easy task.

You may look for another choice...

that is to leave here.

If you leave, Mr. Chiu promised that...

he won't ask for compensation. It's so fair.

Force us... to leave?

Mr. Lam, this is not what we mean.

You may still stay here.

However, we have to start our fix-up things.

During that period, we will stop all...

water and electricity supply.

Triad gangs...

You have eaten the appetizer - spoon,

now please enjoy our dish with XO sauce.

Enjoy.

So funny. But I have had enough.

Mr. Lo, your boss Mr. Chiu,

is the son of our friend.

Please make yourself clear first.

Sorry to disturb.

Stop using this tie.

Maybe you can use it to rub your mouth.

Boss, they didn't compromise with us.

Plan A failed.

I knew that isn't easy. Start Plan B then.

Okay. I got it!

I'll get it done.

(Poison Bras.)

Let me cook your fish!

See how you can run your business.

Super glue?!

Yes.

Let's see how you piss in this coming month!

Dad, you told me to be nice to others.

Now my friend was cheated by them.

I told you stop messing around with my friends.

They complained to me now. I should go and talk to them.

Chiu, we've got something...

to talk to you.

Nothing is more important than playing Mahjong.

Let's play...

Master, it is...

How is your health?

I wondered what it is, see...

I am healthy.

Prophet, you are dumb.

Master...

you called me "Prophet"?

Prophet is the guy who sells tropical fish.

Don't you think I couldn't recognize you?

Master... what about me then?

You?

You are Forth of course.

Don't you think you are Fifth?

Tea please.

Chiu...

then... who am I?

You?

Self Touch! You give my tile!

Money please...

Master, this is a contradication...

and you made a mistake here.

Can you see it?

I count for you then.

Son, son, son, girl, girl, girl,

Son, girl, girl, girl, son, son,

they are twins, red dragon...

Self Touch, and the special number is...

1 Circle!

40-fold, $10000 each.

$10000, please give your money.

I've lost all my money.

Master is really great. I take it.

Master. I give you first.

$10000 each, here is...

$100000.

I'll give you$90000 back.

I'm fair. Pay you back.

I've got $10000.

I can keep playing now.

Give money please!

Chiu, in fact we would like

to talk about the shopping mall.

Shopping...

Shopping...

You can't breath, huh? Master...

Chiu... Are you okay? Wake up...

You helped Master Chow before...

Just help him please.

Me again? This is your turn now.

I'd wear lipstick first.

You gangs come here to cheat my dad again.

Run away! He's fine. He passed out only.

Dad! Are you okay?

What did you do?

Please don't misunderstand us.

We come to pay our rent through playing Mahjong.

That's it. You do know that.

Pong! Give the right tile! Self Touch!

Take care of Master.

Go home... Master...

Master... Stand still!

Just continue.

Master has run away, how can we play?

Since you love playing Mahjong...

I'll play with you for three matches.

You can stay if you win.

But if you lose, you should leave immediately.

To be fair, we start a warm-up match first.

So that you'll know

our real strength.

Mr. Chiu, this spoon-eater,

had become a paper-craft doll already.

You still ask him on stage this time?

Boss, be assured.

I'll get it done!

First round give a "East", no "Pong" is needed.

You give a "East" so easily.

You are definitely...

Lucky.

You too.

Follow.

2 Bamboos.

Thanks, mahjong.

No flowers, no chow, 15-fold,

Two "betweens", another 5-fold,

Plus "Dok Dok" 2-fold, "eyes" 1-fold,

"Double betweens" 5-fold, dealer 1-fold, total is...

29-fold, thank you.

Seems that you'll lose today.

It's easy to see that you don't know how to count.

You have one 5-fold less.

It should be 34-fold.

You counted one 5-fold less.

You can't touch the falling tile.

You're 1 tile short.

Just sit here.

We're here still.

It's fine. Let's see.

5 Bamboos. Chow!

9 Circles.

Mahjong! Master Chow.

Broken bridge. One man less.

Don't think that you can get it away.

You should place you tile in the middle after "chow".

It's my show time now.

Mahjong.

Flower 1-fold,"no dragon" 1 fold, "no chow" 5-fold,

"eyes" 1-fold,"dok dok" 2-fold, "hidden dragon" 20-fold...

total 33-fold

3 Characters. Mahjong.

"Bonus tile" 20-fold, "no dragon" 1-fold,

"Self tile" 3-fold, "Dok Dok" 2-fold,

"no one" 5-fold,"4 in 1"5-fold, "3 hidden chow" 10-fold,

total 28-fold.

West! Mahjong!

No flower 1-fold, "Dok Dok" 2-fold,

"Bonus wind" 8-fold, "All from others" 15-fold,

total 26-fold.

Self touch!

"Grand Chicken Hand" 15-fold, "Inside 7" 20-fold,

"Self Touch" 1-fold, total 31-fold.

Mahjonh!

Self Touch only.

"No dragon and flower" 5-fold, "No pong" 3-fold,

"Eyes" 1-fold, Paris 1-fold, "Two Styles only" 5-fold.

"4 in 1"5-fold, Self Touch 1-fold,

only 26-fold.

Since I am the dealer, I think you can't takeover now.

I bet you should give a triple rent this month.

That spoon-eater is an expert of Taiwan Mahjong.

He made me lost all my money. I must call the police.

In fact he is a grand master.

I found he is so familiar.

So I surfed on internet.

And found that...

He was the mahjong talent for once.

People called him "Evil of Mahjong".

This guy used to...

eat the tiltle which he gave it wrongly.

He has a record that he wrongly "kong" for forth times.

Eventually he ate 12 tiles totally.

A spoon is nothing to him.

Damn it. Why don't you tell us earlier?

Right.

We are neighbors.

We should solve the difficulties together

Yesterday I found that,

Jacky Chan was disguised by Jacky Cheung

Don't you believe it?

Lmpossible.

How can you believe what internet says?

That's right.

Try our best! We can do it!

Remeber...

We are the champion!

Right! Down down Mr. Chiu!

You do have your own drawback.

I'll give you a special training one by one!

Gigi, you are too nervous

You must learn to stay calm.

Right...

Right, what is this?

This is soft tiles.

These invoice some bad tiles.

It's not easy to win.

Prophet, you should break through your superstition belief.

It is not easy to get a "Chicken hand"...

how can I get I win!

You should break through

your own fate.

What you can do is get the worst titles.

It is difficult... but I finally...

find out the worst tiles in the world...

Your tiles will only

get better from now on

"Clean Pairs"!

"Grand 4 Happiness"!

"3 more Scholars"!

"1/2 Pairs"...

Jay, you are afraid of noise. You should overcome it.

7 Circles!

Mahjong!

"13 Unique Wonders"! Changed the voice.

Who are you chatting for?

I can still takeover you when I keep my mouth shut.

Keep concentrate

Keep concentrate

Keep concentrate

Master Chow, you may disguise as woman.

But you shouldn't have such a big eye bag.

And the most dying thing is... the green eye shadow

It cannot match with the color of your lips.

Do you understand?

You are easily

affected by people's appearance.

I have to train you...

get ride of this drawback.

Focus

Focus...

Focus

Is it enough? Dude.

Cheers

Cheers!

Enjoy it...

Enjoy.

If you want it, just take it...

I know who you want to give.

I believe we should give it to Master Chow.

Me?

No way. You are the smallest one, take it.

It's not for me.

I don't want it.

This is ugly. Take it

I should avoid it. Beauty Lam, you take it.

If I take it,

it will hurt somebody else.

I'd rather sacrifice you.

It' s my entire fault. There is only one chicken leg here.

Stop eating now.

My dish is bad...

Stop eating now.

If I eat, nobody will happy.

Stop eating!

I think this pork chop

no more explanation

Let's eat rice only.

Let's eat!

This is our first match.

Taiwan Mahjong. 4 rounds.

See who'll get the most chips in the end.

You three have taken advantage over me.

Let's start now!

Gigi, do you want a 9 Circles?

Chow... Pong!

Excuse me.

7 Circles... do you want it?

Do you know how to play?

Gigi wants a 6 Circles only.

Mahjong!

"No flower" 1-fold, "One dragon" 1-fold, "Dok Dok" 2-fold,

Total 4-fold.

It's you gave it away!

If it weren't you, I wouldn't give that tile.

1 Circle.

Pong!

2 Bamboos. Pong!

1 Character. Pong!

1 Bamboo.

North.

4 Circles. 3 Characters.

4 Bamboos!

White Dragon. West.

8 Characters.

4 Circles. Green Dragon.

5 Characters. Pong!

6 Bamboos!

East.

There are 6 tiles left.

I'm of bad luck today.

I'm easily leading other players angry.

What?

Two men and a woman...

altogether equal to "angry".

I hate playing with these kind of people.

You like her, and he likes her too.

And you know these two guys like you.

It means you two are enemy.

So how can you get along in this match?

You are great, you are great too...

you are especially great!

2 Circles.

You really love that two circles.

Great!

You touch her, he touch you and you touch her.

It seems a 3P. You brothers...

Great! Two men to one woman...

Good brothers!

I touch her finally!

Sorry, would you mind...

playing 4P with me?

Sorry... it is so smooth...

But I found so many people had touch it before.

Let's start another match.

These two guys are showing off here.

It seems that... we can surely win.

1 Character.

Chow!

East.

Your girl is messing with others.

How can you put up with that?

Great!

4 Circles.

Chow. Pong!

How can you do this to me?

She called you first, and then he got you away.

He surely wants to rival with you.

I'd never seen such a man with so much endurance.

Great!

2 Characters!

Chow!

Pong!

1 Character.

Bastard! What are you doing?

What? What's wrong with it?

You get my girl's tile?

2 Bamboos.

Chow!

I'll give 1 Character as you do!

Want to counter with me?

Don't you get it now?

Go home if you can't take it.

Dare to play?

Child, how high is your bet? Of course I can!

We're here to see who is the winner.

I'm not afraid of you!

Come on then! Come on!

Let's have a higher bet!

I'll get one...

Come on, baby!

Be careful, the bet is higher.

7 Bamboos. Stand still!

What's wrong? Pong or Mahjong? Wait...

Make it clear! Make it clear...

Pong or not? Pong...

Do you have it? If yes, I'll eat the tile!

Eat the tile? That's great!

I keep them all. Pong what?

Let me see. I bet you're cheating.

Cheating? Kong!

Kong? Really? Kong!

Do you have it enough?

Bother you? Right!

Mahjong!

Bonus tile 2-fold, "no dragon" 1-fold, "Dok dok" 2-fold,

"Self tile" 3-fold, "No chow" 5-fold, "Two Styles only" 5-fold,

"Double betweens" 10-fold, "hidden dragon" 20-fold.

Total 48-fold!

Damn it! It is a disaster.

It's all your fault!

If it weren't you...

What manner is it!

You too!

Next round...

Stop arguing now!

Just stop arguing!

We should deal with him together.

We're back.

How is it?

How about... Master?

Yes, how about Master?

It's great of course.

He could recognize my fingers.

That's great.

How about you then?

Let's see their face...

you'll know the answer.

Loser! Loser! Loser!

What is the point of shouting it three times?

Please remember...

we are good partners for a decade...

It's none of your business.

Why did you do this to me?

I want your death now! I'll do it to you!

You are lucky to run away so fast!

Come on now.

I'll damage your brain!

Run! Run! Run...

I run away but hurt my eyes.

It is useless. You'll eat dying!

It's better than you have nothing to eat!

I'd rather not. I can drink water only.

I'm not like you. You are a fancy man.

It is love, you know?

You hug your paper man everyday!

It's according to the law. However...

your touch with little girls should fine you for jail!

Asshole! How can you do this with a paper man?

I'm much better than you.

You sell fish only!

Go and feed your goldfish!

They are not goldfish, they are tropical fish!

Beauty Lam, it's your turn tomorrow...

I cooked you some sweet soup.

You are so nice! Kiss...

Beauty Lam,

can you give me a hand?

In fact, if I don't treat you as my sister,

I'll not come in this situation.

I would've afraid you taking advantage of me.

That's great!

In fact, the reason we lost...

is Sam and Prophet do have some misunderstanding to me.

I treat them as friends only.

Can you explain it to them?

Bro, why are you blinking?

I haven't found that.

Maybe I've got something in my eyes.

Old rules. Unlimited bet.

Who get the most chips who'll win.

Life can't take 2.

We'll not listen to you this time.

I'd rather say nothing.

Difficult styles would easily get trapped.

Changing style would put me in a wrong position.

You should know how to follow.

Mahjong!

No flower 1-fold, Eyes 1-fold, Dok Dok 2-fold,

1/2 pairs 40-fold, total 44-fold.

Please!

8 Characters. Pong!

Chow.

Chow!

9 Characters. Pong...

Pong!

Pong!

It's the most important match.

Take them.

13 Unique Wonders.

9 Circles.

Pong.

Luckily I got a 9 Circles.

9 Bamboos. Pong.

There is a 9 Bamboo still.

God is for nice guy of course.

Flower.

Flower too.

1 Bamboo.

Not you.

1 Character! Pong!

5 Characters.

Chow.

2 Circles.

Handsome guy do have luck.

9 Characters!

9 Characters, Kong.

13 Unique Wonders?

Damn it. No 9 Characters now.

Flower.

1 Circle.

Flower again?

You'd better wish it is not another flower.

Or else it will become a "Flower hand".

Paper, stone!

It's not a flower. Relax!

Continue...

Another round now.

Let's see what is this one?

East. Relax.

Wait!

If it is not a flower, it means you are cheating.

Not a flower.

Two of you...

It's only you or her.

One of you gets a flower for me then I will win.

Thank you very much!

Thanks so much for doing the last draw for me.

Excuse me, mahjong.

East, south, west, north, red, green and white dragon,

1, 4, 7 Characters, 2, 5, 8 Circles, 3, 6, 9 Bamboos.

Isn't it call... "16 different matches".

Impossible! Let me check with this tile.

It is a flower!

"16 different matches"...

Stop messing around. There is one match left.

You're so disgusting.

What should we do now?

Boss, I found a method eventually.

We can continue our play on the surface.

And burn their mall to the ground in the dark.

Then they should have leave.

Why don't you tell me earlier?

Damn it, sister...

We'll be done if they get lost tomorrow.

We should have leave at that time.

They'll win for sure.

Jay and Gigi is great...

they will get along afterwards.

Be assured. I have a method.

Little Gigi.

Would you mind if I call you that way?

What? Hung, come in please.

You'll go for the last match tomorrow.

No matter how it goes...

we'll not see each other from then on.

I have something to ask you.

What is it?

I keep this beg for a long time.

Please give it to... Beauty Lam.

Hung.

You don't want to do this?

No, but...

it is more suitable for you to give it yourself.

You're the most important woman in his life.

Time has changed.

We're friends only. Please don't mistake it.

Really? I saw you kissing.

Kissing.

That day, Beauty Lam got something in his eyes,

I helped him to blow it off only.

Please don't mistake us.

Stupid sister!

We come by together...

preparing for doing great for Wealth Plaza...

We can do whatever for it!

We can do whatever for it!

You prefer a Green Dragon or gold?

Gold!

You prefer a Red Dragon or gold?

Gold!

You prefer a White Dragon or gold?

Gold!

Are there any things to be added?

We love cash too.

Cash!

Are there any things to be added?

Nothing... there is!

Down down Mr. Chiu!

Down down Mr. Chiu! Down down Mr. Chiu...

Hold on...

How many times should we shout?

Take it easy...

Down down Mr. Chiu!

Great, over!

Brothers! Let's hug...

Run away, I go first.

I go first.

Why care?

Hey guys...

Gigi asked me to... tell you something.

What? Why you?

Why bother you to say it?

You should say it by yourself.

In fact,

I didn't have time to tell you...

I had got a boyfriend already.

I planned to earn money to US,

and get back to marry him.

I treat you as my good brothers, right?

Brothers? Hung, come along...

Brothers, you see? Not my business.

Beauty Lam, Hung is a wonderful woman.

You should treasure her.

Hung, they can't see your beauty,

but I can see it clearly.

Sam, Ling is a wonderful woman too.

She can cook delicious rice with pork chop.

I'd never said she cooks badly.

I love her food, and I finish all every time.

Prophet, in fact...

I know that already. I know this is only "fake affair".

How can I care about it?

You're not serious?

Fool! I am just worrying you.

Take it easy.

I am just worrying you. There'll be blood.

Okay! Let's have some beer after worship.

I see you have well prepared.

You loved playing mahjong when you were young?

Is it weird?

But your mom didn't like it.

Mom?

You are such a gambler.

I beat you to death.

This is long time ago.

6 Bamboos.

Chow.

But you left your mom.

She was such a poor widow.

She brought you up with so much hardships.

But you kept going with your mahjong.

And even stole her savings to play.

I had brought back money!

Pong.

But she was died when you came back.

She is not here. Let's play!

She is here of course. Today is such an important event...

We have asked her to come by.

Auntie, take a seat yourself.

Bastard! You stole my money again!

You are no human at all.

My mom has passed away already...

3 Circles!

Chow.

Impossible...

This is deeply stuck in my heart...

I'm not afraid of it.

Fool!

Don't be fooled. Nobody there!

You can't fool me! Come on!

Aunt has gone...

Let's continue.

Pong.

Pong! 1 Bamboo.

Pong 5 Characters, and give 3 Characters...

Should be waiting for 2 Characters.

9 Circles.

Excuse me, I got a pair of 2 Characters.

9 Circles.

Excuse me, I got a pair too.

"No flower", "eyes", "dok dok",

West, self touch, dealer,

7-fold.

Here! Hold on! Hold on...

It's for you.

Me? Yes.

Hi.

I am.

Yes...

Yes, I come by now. Thank you.

What happened? Who is it?

They said Master has Alzheimer broke out.

We should bring him back in Luohu.

Be quick...

Spoon-eater, the reason why your mom died,

is due to...

your sexual orientation.

What... did you say?

Is Beauty Lam handsome or not?

He is not my cup of tea.

Oh, I see.

I know that... he is not your cup or tea.

Pong! Pong!

You don't need to be so troublesome.

In fact, I do understand...

the feeling of a gay man.

I had some research...

it stated that you had your first sex...

on 15 April 1985 in a public toilet.

It also said that your first love...

Mahjong!

Is John Silver Lone.

Broken bridge!

How do you know that?

Broken bridge's nothing for you.

Are you handsome?

I'll never be trapped.

I know, I'm not your cup of tea.

That's right. You're Mr. Chiu's assistant...

You can bear hardship and even don't get paid.

You are so helpful for Mr. Chiu...

I wonder if he is your cup of tea.

What?

Chow.

15-tile, "All from others", be careful.

Mr. Chiu, your drink.

Zip up your trousers.

Sorry, Mr. Chiu.

No way. You like Mr. Chiu?

Mr. Chiu, it seems broken.

I don't believe it!

I know he loves dudes.

It's fine. You may concentrate on your mahjong.

I know you are only friends with him.

You are such a loser.

Mr. Chiu! Hold on...

Mahjong, self touch,

One flower, no dragon, "self tile",

"Fake dok", "No chow", "3-sequence", "Hidden-dragon",

Total 42-fold.

Fool!

Stop playing with them now.

Okay! I'll get it done.

Mahjong!

1 get 3, "2-sequence", "dok dok", "eyes",

Total 13-fold.

Mahjong!

2 Flowers, Red dragon, "full styles", self touch...

Total 14-fold!

Mahjong!

No chow, Self-touch, 16-fold,

Mahjong!

No flower, self touch, "13 Unique Wonders"

Total 82-fold.

Research on me?

How can you believe in what Internet says?

I knew acting when I was 2.

My performance is much better than the child actor.

Plan B.

Need it or not? Pong!

2 Characters, need it or not?

Pong!

Mahjong!

5 Characters, need it? Pong!

Pong! Pong! Pong!

Mahjong! Mahjong! Mahjong!

Pong! Pong! Pong!

Mahjong! Mahjong! Mahjong!

Want to get one winner?

You said we're not your tea.

Then you can't bother us...

The point is who gain the most chips...

who'll win.

Great!

Let's play!

East

Mahjong!

Mahjong.

Mahjong! Mahjong!

Do you have it? If not, I have it.

Mahjong. Mahjong.

Move away.

It is the last round now.

These tiles...

shouldn't help you to get a 30-fold.

There isn't any 3 Characters...

Do you want to get it self touch?

It is useless. It only counts for 13-fold.

It counts on you now.

Mahjong!

Mahjong. You too?

Yes.

Mahjong for what?

No flower 1-fold, Dok dok 2-fold,

Green dragon 1-fold, red dragon 1-fold,

"2 hidden chow", "no chow" 3-fold, "3 lesser scholars" 10-fold,

total 22-fold!

You can't get 30-fold though.

Move away!

Hold on!

Mahjong, "1 cannon 3 noise".

No flower 5-fold, No chow 3-fold,

Dok Dok 2-fold, Eyes 1-fold,

Two "betweens" 10-fold,

total 21-fold.

God abandons us too.

It's finished. Go!

Hold on. I haven't finished yet.

In fact, we can arrange the tiles like this.

Pair, pair, pair...

1/2 pairs...

30-fold, and dok dok, 3 Characters,

2-fold, total 32-fold.

It adds 21-fold,

total is 53-fold.

53-fold!

Give me the bit.

53...

You said you want to get one winner?

Don't you know what is making a diversion?

If you don't know Chinese, how about English...

Noise East Heat West.

Korean...

Beitunanbunkupailasai.

It is Thai. Korean is...

Tunbulunkoolayo!

Man, are you losing mad?

You fools.

We do have Plan B too.

Boss, what should we do now?

Action.

I'll get it done!

I sent someone to burn the mall already.

Just wait for compensation now.

You've won but still lose the mall.

There are people in it. How can you do that?

This asshole would do everything.

Let's have a look with your phone.

Do you have a camera?

Damn it!

Where is Master Chow and Gigi?

Where are you?

Lmmigration Department said...

Master has Alzheimer broke out...

and came to Luohu. We are going to bring him back.

You have been cheated.

That asshole plans to burn the plaza.

Back there now.

Okay... we go by now.

This guy looks like Master.

Yes.

He looks like your dad.

He is here now.

Have a look yourself!

Damn it!

Boss, we can take Plan C.

Go to shopping mall immediately.

Be assured. I'll get it done!

Go to hell!

Are you scared?

You're in trouble... Dad!

We'll call the police...

You're in trouble...

You're in trouble... Dad!

Daddy!

All are here now? Let's have some BBQ...

Daddy, what happened here?

I can bribe people as you do.

Sorry, boss.

I will never do something like that again.

We were treated. They asked me to go to Luohu.

Luohu?

Yes, I got the call.

I made the call.

Master, when did you recover?

I was pretending to be ill only.

You are pretending ill?

I wanted to play with you.

How can you do something like this?

I want to stimulate your potential.

You are of ability teenagers.

But you rely on our plaza.

And you are far too radical.

You are just thinking of money.

And no sympathy at all.

It doesn't work.

Luckily, you come to me...

at last.

Or else, I would throw you away.

And cut off our relationship.

Daddy, though I have no sympathy,

I'd never damage you.

Son, be nice.

We have a happy ending finally.

Nobody needs to leave!

Master!

You're great!

THE END Subtitles by: Reklame