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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,911 --> 00:00:06,748 (mumbling) 2 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:24,895 Subtitles by explosiveskull 3 00:00:24,897 --> 00:00:26,967 (chimes) 4 00:01:20,054 --> 00:01:22,257 (sighs) 5 00:01:43,977 --> 00:01:45,980 (dings) 6 00:02:09,001 --> 00:02:11,004 (dings) 7 00:02:31,725 --> 00:02:33,727 (dings) 8 00:02:44,004 --> 00:02:46,006 (dings) 9 00:02:57,818 --> 00:02:59,818 (rings) 10 00:02:59,820 --> 00:03:01,787 Too late, called you first. 11 00:03:01,789 --> 00:03:03,054 Whoa. 12 00:03:03,056 --> 00:03:03,891 Whoa? 13 00:03:05,124 --> 00:03:06,957 What do you mean, whoa? 14 00:03:06,959 --> 00:03:07,992 Nothing. 15 00:03:07,994 --> 00:03:09,927 I meant, nothing. 16 00:03:09,929 --> 00:03:11,763 You said "whoa" when you answered my call. 17 00:03:11,765 --> 00:03:16,168 I just, I didn't realize, you just look super different. 18 00:03:16,170 --> 00:03:17,802 I hope that's a good thing. 19 00:03:17,804 --> 00:03:20,575 Yeah, I mean, you're totally... 20 00:03:22,910 --> 00:03:24,412 You grew up too. 21 00:03:26,980 --> 00:03:28,879 What grade are you in? 22 00:03:28,881 --> 00:03:30,915 [Madison] I'm in your grade, duh. 23 00:03:30,917 --> 00:03:31,849 Right. 24 00:03:31,851 --> 00:03:34,054 [Madison] How'd you find me? 25 00:03:35,522 --> 00:03:37,789 I was just looking through... 26 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:39,790 Are you stalking me? 27 00:03:39,792 --> 00:03:41,892 No, no, no, no, I wasn't, I wasn't. 28 00:03:41,894 --> 00:03:43,694 I was just kidding! 29 00:03:43,696 --> 00:03:45,997 T, come on, let's skip the awkwardness. 30 00:03:45,999 --> 00:03:48,133 What's your deal? 31 00:03:48,135 --> 00:03:49,501 My deal? 32 00:03:49,503 --> 00:03:51,969 Yeah, what's your deal? 33 00:03:51,971 --> 00:03:54,973 Well, I guess I'm still stuck in Michigan, 34 00:03:54,975 --> 00:03:57,842 I hate school, and my parents suck. 35 00:03:57,844 --> 00:03:59,978 That's true for like everybody. 36 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:02,046 Not everybody lives in Michigan. 37 00:04:02,048 --> 00:04:02,884 Har har. 38 00:04:04,051 --> 00:04:07,152 So you still like comic books? 39 00:04:07,154 --> 00:04:07,989 Oh. 40 00:04:09,623 --> 00:04:11,255 Yeah, I guess I do. 41 00:04:11,257 --> 00:04:13,191 That's awesome. 42 00:04:13,193 --> 00:04:14,558 No, it is. 43 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:15,894 I'm in choir. 44 00:04:15,896 --> 00:04:17,528 They wanted me to join the school musical 45 00:04:17,530 --> 00:04:18,997 but you'd have to be there like every night 46 00:04:18,999 --> 00:04:21,199 and I'm way too busy, so. 47 00:04:21,201 --> 00:04:22,867 My school's doing this Bye Bye Birdie year. 48 00:04:22,869 --> 00:04:24,836 I was gonna audition but then... 49 00:04:24,838 --> 00:04:26,908 (laughs) 50 00:04:28,074 --> 00:04:30,509 What are you doing tonight? 51 00:04:30,511 --> 00:04:31,675 Nothing. 52 00:04:31,677 --> 00:04:33,745 Just probably playing video games. 53 00:04:33,747 --> 00:04:34,812 Nothing? 54 00:04:34,814 --> 00:04:36,047 It's a Saturday night, 55 00:04:36,049 --> 00:04:38,016 you're not going out with your friends? 56 00:04:38,018 --> 00:04:41,722 I would, but they just couldn't tonight. 57 00:04:45,124 --> 00:04:46,156 Come on, T, shake it up. 58 00:04:46,158 --> 00:04:47,858 You gotta live a little. 59 00:04:47,860 --> 00:04:48,692 Yeah. 60 00:04:48,694 --> 00:04:49,428 I usually... 61 00:04:50,930 --> 00:04:52,596 Hey, T, you know what, I gotta go. 62 00:04:52,598 --> 00:04:54,064 My friend's gonna be here in like a minute 63 00:04:54,066 --> 00:04:56,067 and if I don't get downstairs, my dad's gonna get to her 64 00:04:56,069 --> 00:04:58,069 and he gets all weird and flirty, so... 65 00:04:58,071 --> 00:04:59,971 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 66 00:04:59,973 --> 00:05:03,174 Can we talk again sometime? 67 00:05:03,544 --> 00:05:06,110 I don't know, I've got a killer schedule. 68 00:05:06,112 --> 00:05:07,247 Okay, totally. 69 00:05:08,982 --> 00:05:09,947 You know, I was just thinking... 70 00:05:09,949 --> 00:05:11,081 Hey, T, you know what? 71 00:05:11,083 --> 00:05:12,016 She's actually here, I gotta go. 72 00:05:12,018 --> 00:05:12,853 Bye. 73 00:05:14,621 --> 00:05:15,256 Bye. 74 00:05:22,062 --> 00:05:24,064 (sighs) 75 00:05:47,187 --> 00:05:49,189 (rings) 76 00:05:55,595 --> 00:05:56,961 Teel! 77 00:05:56,963 --> 00:05:57,864 Hi, Teel! 78 00:05:58,799 --> 00:06:00,131 This is Sophie. 79 00:06:00,133 --> 00:06:02,033 Oh, oh, no, Sophie, no. 80 00:06:02,035 --> 00:06:03,701 We ignore Sophie right now. 81 00:06:03,703 --> 00:06:04,336 No, don't ignore me! 82 00:06:04,338 --> 00:06:05,370 Here, take a jello shot. 83 00:06:05,372 --> 00:06:06,971 Stop, stop, no. 84 00:06:06,973 --> 00:06:07,838 Okay, you drink it then. 85 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:08,740 No, Sophie, no. 86 00:06:08,742 --> 00:06:11,009 They're non-alcoholic. 87 00:06:11,011 --> 00:06:12,043 Okay, fine. 88 00:06:12,045 --> 00:06:12,877 I promise! 89 00:06:12,879 --> 00:06:13,711 Fine, okay. 90 00:06:13,713 --> 00:06:14,646 I promise. 91 00:06:14,648 --> 00:06:17,051 Okay, I'm putting this down. 92 00:06:18,184 --> 00:06:20,084 I thought that you might be bored tonight 93 00:06:20,086 --> 00:06:22,954 so I brought you to Becky's party. 94 00:06:22,956 --> 00:06:23,788 Oh yeah. 95 00:06:23,790 --> 00:06:24,622 Looks like fun. 96 00:06:24,624 --> 00:06:27,158 (laughs) 97 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,093 What? 98 00:06:28,095 --> 00:06:29,095 Seems fun. 99 00:06:30,129 --> 00:06:33,632 Oh, we're gonna be here until, like, super late. 100 00:06:33,634 --> 00:06:35,333 Okay, so here's the deal. 101 00:06:35,335 --> 00:06:37,836 I've been flirting with Cole McCovey all night 102 00:06:37,838 --> 00:06:40,170 but apparently he would rather play with Ella. 103 00:06:40,172 --> 00:06:42,773 Ping pong, of all things. 104 00:06:42,775 --> 00:06:43,942 What's ping pong? 105 00:06:43,944 --> 00:06:45,076 What? 106 00:06:45,078 --> 00:06:46,681 What's ping pong? 107 00:06:47,381 --> 00:06:50,115 Like, ping pong, table tennis? 108 00:06:50,117 --> 00:06:50,983 You know, the game? 109 00:06:50,985 --> 00:06:53,050 Oh, you actually mean, like, ping pong. 110 00:06:53,052 --> 00:06:55,189 Okay, so here's Cole. 111 00:06:57,189 --> 00:06:58,156 Isn't he cute? 112 00:06:58,158 --> 00:06:59,189 I guess. 113 00:06:59,191 --> 00:07:00,925 And here's Ella. 114 00:07:00,927 --> 00:07:03,927 (gags) I do not like her at all. 115 00:07:03,929 --> 00:07:05,329 So I wanted Sophie's help with this 116 00:07:05,331 --> 00:07:10,134 but she, as you can see, (laughs) is gone. 117 00:07:10,136 --> 00:07:12,103 So I turn to you, okay? 118 00:07:12,105 --> 00:07:14,271 See this guy over here? 119 00:07:14,273 --> 00:07:15,973 His name is John Dixon 120 00:07:15,975 --> 00:07:19,343 but we call him Dix because he literally is, you know, 121 00:07:19,345 --> 00:07:20,177 with that. 122 00:07:20,179 --> 00:07:21,879 Right. 123 00:07:21,881 --> 00:07:23,682 So if I can get him to kiss me in front of Cole, 124 00:07:23,684 --> 00:07:25,382 maybe I can make Cole jealous and have him want 125 00:07:25,384 --> 00:07:27,819 to play ping pong with me. 126 00:07:27,821 --> 00:07:29,053 What do you think? 127 00:07:29,055 --> 00:07:30,088 It doesn't sound like the best... 128 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:31,122 I'll take that as a yes. 129 00:07:31,124 --> 00:07:33,059 Okay, just wait here. 130 00:07:35,095 --> 00:07:36,160 Hey, Dix. 131 00:07:36,162 --> 00:07:37,194 Don't call me that. 132 00:07:37,196 --> 00:07:38,430 What you playing? 133 00:07:38,432 --> 00:07:39,863 What are you playing? 134 00:07:39,865 --> 00:07:40,798 Hey, I was just about to beat my high score! 135 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:41,432 Candy Crush. 136 00:07:41,434 --> 00:07:43,100 High score? 137 00:07:43,102 --> 00:07:45,403 Would you rather score on this or score with me? 138 00:07:45,405 --> 00:07:47,237 I... 139 00:07:47,239 --> 00:07:49,110 (kisses) 140 00:07:59,785 --> 00:08:01,218 Whoa, hey. 141 00:08:01,220 --> 00:08:03,420 You guys, why don't you get a room? 142 00:08:03,422 --> 00:08:05,292 Hey, hey, horndog! 143 00:08:07,026 --> 00:08:07,959 T! 144 00:08:07,961 --> 00:08:09,293 Get the hell off of her! 145 00:08:09,295 --> 00:08:10,461 You watching us, you little perv? 146 00:08:10,463 --> 00:08:11,930 Hey! 147 00:08:11,932 --> 00:08:12,766 Stop! 148 00:08:13,966 --> 00:08:15,466 Oh, you are such a bitch! 149 00:08:15,468 --> 00:08:17,901 Oh my god, oh my god! 150 00:08:17,903 --> 00:08:19,204 Mad... 151 00:08:19,206 --> 00:08:20,241 Mad. 152 00:08:22,141 --> 00:08:24,211 (laughs) 153 00:08:26,513 --> 00:08:27,411 Sophie! 154 00:08:27,413 --> 00:08:28,312 Mad... 155 00:08:28,314 --> 00:08:30,115 (screams) 156 00:08:30,117 --> 00:08:32,817 (splashes) 157 00:08:32,819 --> 00:08:34,251 Teel, hey! 158 00:08:34,253 --> 00:08:35,787 Take a look! 159 00:08:35,789 --> 00:08:37,958 (screams) 160 00:08:57,343 --> 00:08:59,847 (throwing up) 161 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:05,319 (coughs) 162 00:09:07,521 --> 00:09:10,290 (upbeat music) 163 00:09:15,896 --> 00:09:18,732 (chair squeaking) 164 00:09:20,367 --> 00:09:22,336 (crashes) 165 00:09:29,008 --> 00:09:30,240 Come on! 166 00:09:30,242 --> 00:09:31,275 ♪ Your life is like Skyrim 167 00:09:31,277 --> 00:09:32,976 ♪ An endless quest of solitude 168 00:09:32,978 --> 00:09:34,044 ♪ Oh, you beat Angry Birds 169 00:09:34,046 --> 00:09:36,246 ♪ You're not a gamer 'cause you battle your friends 170 00:09:36,248 --> 00:09:38,485 ♪ With words 171 00:09:59,271 --> 00:10:01,275 (dings) 172 00:10:06,112 --> 00:10:08,115 (rings) 173 00:10:17,556 --> 00:10:19,559 (sighs) 174 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:22,493 T, I was supposed to call you. 175 00:10:22,495 --> 00:10:23,427 Are you okay? 176 00:10:23,429 --> 00:10:25,296 Yeah, the party was insane. 177 00:10:25,298 --> 00:10:27,231 That Dix guy is a dick. 178 00:10:27,233 --> 00:10:28,299 Right? 179 00:10:28,301 --> 00:10:30,201 Don't worry, my friends pushed him into the pool too 180 00:10:30,203 --> 00:10:33,605 and he tried to dunk me, but I was on the swim team, so... 181 00:10:33,607 --> 00:10:35,505 It was good because I had beer all over my shirt, 182 00:10:35,507 --> 00:10:39,409 so I totally rinsed it out and Cole came out to watch. 183 00:10:39,411 --> 00:10:41,412 I guess as long as Cole was there. 184 00:10:41,414 --> 00:10:43,313 Isn't it like 4:30 your time? 185 00:10:43,315 --> 00:10:46,484 Yeah, but I'm up, so whatever. 186 00:10:46,486 --> 00:10:48,086 You're a night owl. 187 00:10:48,088 --> 00:10:51,022 Don't you have a curfew? 188 00:10:51,024 --> 00:10:52,523 (yawns) 11:30. 189 00:10:52,525 --> 00:10:54,926 But my dad goes to bed at, like, 10, so. 190 00:10:54,928 --> 00:10:56,427 He doesn't check up on you? 191 00:10:56,429 --> 00:10:58,196 No. 192 00:10:58,198 --> 00:10:59,029 He trusts me. 193 00:10:59,031 --> 00:11:00,130 I'm totally trustworthy. 194 00:11:00,132 --> 00:11:02,299 Yeah, I can see that. 195 00:11:02,301 --> 00:11:04,034 T, it's a party. 196 00:11:04,036 --> 00:11:05,436 It's all part of the fun, you gotta loosen up 197 00:11:05,438 --> 00:11:07,308 if you want friends. 198 00:11:08,308 --> 00:11:09,374 I have friends. 199 00:11:09,376 --> 00:11:12,342 I have, like, tons of friends. 200 00:11:12,344 --> 00:11:13,244 I'm just saying, 201 00:11:13,246 --> 00:11:14,611 it doesn't seem like you go out that much. 202 00:11:14,613 --> 00:11:16,313 No, my friends and I go out all the time, 203 00:11:16,315 --> 00:11:17,347 they just couldn't tonight. 204 00:11:17,349 --> 00:11:18,384 Okay. 205 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:22,120 Besides, you know, sometimes I like having a night 206 00:11:22,122 --> 00:11:23,587 to myself every once in a while. 207 00:11:23,589 --> 00:11:26,591 Sometimes it's nice to just decompress, do some gaming, 208 00:11:26,593 --> 00:11:28,927 listen to some music. 209 00:11:28,929 --> 00:11:29,927 (calm music) 210 00:11:29,929 --> 00:11:31,328 Yeah, no, I get it. 211 00:11:31,330 --> 00:11:32,165 I just... 212 00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:35,401 Wait, I think I hear my dad. 213 00:11:39,405 --> 00:11:40,440 Bye. 214 00:11:45,377 --> 00:11:47,412 My dad took my phone. 215 00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:48,513 What, why? 216 00:11:48,515 --> 00:11:49,580 I'm grounded for two weeks. 217 00:11:49,582 --> 00:11:51,448 He found out that I missed curfew. 218 00:11:51,450 --> 00:11:52,549 How? 219 00:11:52,551 --> 00:11:54,318 He came in here, like, at midnight 220 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:56,486 and I guess I wasn't in here, obviously. 221 00:11:56,488 --> 00:11:58,121 WTF, this is my room. 222 00:11:58,123 --> 00:11:59,456 That's a total invasion of privacy. 223 00:11:59,458 --> 00:12:01,359 I don't want him in here touching my stuff, 224 00:12:01,361 --> 00:12:03,394 sniffing through my underwear drawer. 225 00:12:03,396 --> 00:12:04,430 Okay. 226 00:12:05,365 --> 00:12:07,664 Wait, I thought he goes to bed at, like, 10. 227 00:12:07,666 --> 00:12:08,599 Yeah, usually. 228 00:12:08,601 --> 00:12:10,033 But lately he's all freaked out 229 00:12:10,035 --> 00:12:12,070 because he's retiring in a few weeks. 230 00:12:12,072 --> 00:12:14,105 He just roams the halls drinking nightcaps. 231 00:12:14,107 --> 00:12:15,105 What's he freaked out for though? 232 00:12:15,107 --> 00:12:16,541 'Cause isn't that good news? 233 00:12:16,543 --> 00:12:18,208 You'd think. 234 00:12:18,210 --> 00:12:20,510 But he, like, doesn't know what to do with himself now, so. 235 00:12:20,512 --> 00:12:22,346 What about your mom? 236 00:12:22,348 --> 00:12:25,383 My mom died seven years ago, so she's not much help. 237 00:12:25,385 --> 00:12:26,451 Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 238 00:12:26,453 --> 00:12:27,751 I didn't know. 239 00:12:27,753 --> 00:12:29,419 Whatever. 240 00:12:29,421 --> 00:12:33,091 I'm over it, but my dad needs to find a new hobby 241 00:12:33,093 --> 00:12:35,525 because this is getting ridiculous. 242 00:12:35,527 --> 00:12:36,561 Sugar free. 243 00:12:36,563 --> 00:12:37,495 [Teel] Wait, if you're grounded, 244 00:12:37,497 --> 00:12:39,364 then how are you talking to me? 245 00:12:39,366 --> 00:12:40,365 Oh, he didn't take my computer. 246 00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:43,234 He thinks I'm doing homework on it, which is you. 247 00:12:43,236 --> 00:12:46,504 So I guess I'll be doing you every day after school. 248 00:12:46,506 --> 00:12:48,339 Whoa. 249 00:12:48,341 --> 00:12:50,140 Mind out of the gutter, little man. 250 00:12:50,142 --> 00:12:51,475 You're the one who said it. 251 00:12:51,477 --> 00:12:53,543 Girls are allowed to have their mind in the gutter. 252 00:12:53,545 --> 00:12:54,412 It's sexy. 253 00:12:54,414 --> 00:12:56,346 When guys do it, it's just, it's gross. 254 00:12:56,348 --> 00:12:59,116 I wasn't aware of that rule. 255 00:12:59,118 --> 00:13:00,418 Stick with me. 256 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:01,351 You'll learn. 257 00:13:01,353 --> 00:13:02,486 [Teel's Mom] Hey, sweetie? 258 00:13:02,488 --> 00:13:04,389 Hon, you've been up here quite a while. 259 00:13:04,391 --> 00:13:05,690 You been playing video games? 260 00:13:05,692 --> 00:13:07,158 What? 261 00:13:07,160 --> 00:13:08,625 No, I'm talking to my friend Madison. 262 00:13:08,627 --> 00:13:10,227 [Teel's Mom] Hon, please don't. 263 00:13:10,229 --> 00:13:11,062 What? 264 00:13:11,064 --> 00:13:12,529 I'm telling the truth! 265 00:13:12,531 --> 00:13:15,232 You know what Dr. Thomas said about you making things up. 266 00:13:15,234 --> 00:13:16,567 Hi, Mrs. Johnson! 267 00:13:16,569 --> 00:13:19,736 Oh my, I'm sorry I didn't realize. 268 00:13:19,738 --> 00:13:21,405 Madison Daniels, do you remember me? 269 00:13:21,407 --> 00:13:23,607 I used to live down the street from you. 270 00:13:23,609 --> 00:13:26,244 Madison, what a surprise. 271 00:13:26,246 --> 00:13:27,644 Madison Daniels, of course I remember. 272 00:13:27,646 --> 00:13:29,580 You didn't tell me you were talking to Madison Daniels. 273 00:13:29,582 --> 00:13:31,048 Yeah, actually, Mom, I did. 274 00:13:31,050 --> 00:13:33,817 Well, that's great, that is just great! 275 00:13:33,819 --> 00:13:35,655 I won't interrupt you. 276 00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:38,221 Nice to see you again. 277 00:13:38,223 --> 00:13:40,557 You too, Mrs. Johnson. 278 00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:42,463 Madison Daniels, huh. 279 00:13:46,065 --> 00:13:46,697 See? 280 00:13:46,699 --> 00:13:48,566 My parents suck. 281 00:13:48,568 --> 00:13:50,368 She seems nice. 282 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,470 You have no idea. 283 00:13:52,472 --> 00:13:53,837 You might think that your parents suck, 284 00:13:53,839 --> 00:13:57,140 but that is just a teenage syndrome 285 00:13:57,142 --> 00:13:59,277 that distorts your perception, 286 00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:03,384 when in actual scientifical fact, they are perfectly legit. 287 00:14:04,583 --> 00:14:06,583 Who says I'm being scientific about it? 288 00:14:06,585 --> 00:14:08,686 No, I'm just saying, I need more proof 289 00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:10,721 before I accept your assertion. 290 00:14:10,723 --> 00:14:12,355 What are you, a lawyer? 291 00:14:12,357 --> 00:14:13,825 I'm gonna be. 292 00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:14,727 So pony up. 293 00:14:16,596 --> 00:14:17,631 Okay. 294 00:14:18,698 --> 00:14:22,600 My parents, every year, make me try out for sports, 295 00:14:22,602 --> 00:14:24,802 even though I don't have any talent or inclination 296 00:14:24,804 --> 00:14:27,404 or even the slightest interest in the jock arts. 297 00:14:27,406 --> 00:14:28,572 Eh, wrong answer. 298 00:14:28,574 --> 00:14:30,475 They're just trying to make sure that you're well-rounded. 299 00:14:30,477 --> 00:14:31,708 Which is actually the distinctive trait 300 00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:33,677 of a loving parent. 301 00:14:33,679 --> 00:14:37,715 Last year, I auditioned, or tried out for the track team 302 00:14:37,717 --> 00:14:39,450 and I deliberately ran as slow as I could 303 00:14:39,452 --> 00:14:41,552 so that I would get cut from the team. 304 00:14:41,554 --> 00:14:43,120 Totally reasonable. 305 00:14:43,122 --> 00:14:45,556 Right, but then my mom read the school guidelines 306 00:14:45,558 --> 00:14:47,658 and she discovered that technically the coach isn't allowed 307 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:49,226 to cut anybody from the team. 308 00:14:49,228 --> 00:14:50,595 It's a little known secret. 309 00:14:50,597 --> 00:14:52,697 So she forced him to let me run. 310 00:14:52,699 --> 00:14:55,298 It was like a whole to-do at my school 311 00:14:55,300 --> 00:14:58,568 and then finally we came up with this shoddy compromise 312 00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:01,541 that kept me on the team as the mascot. 313 00:15:02,608 --> 00:15:04,477 What's the mascot? 314 00:15:13,719 --> 00:15:14,554 Oh no! 315 00:15:17,589 --> 00:15:19,222 Yeah. 316 00:15:19,224 --> 00:15:21,725 So now I'm at all the track meets, 317 00:15:21,727 --> 00:15:23,693 which no one even goes to in the first place, 318 00:15:23,695 --> 00:15:25,663 and I'm stuck wearing this ratty old costume 319 00:15:25,665 --> 00:15:30,400 that hasn't seen the light of day since like 1992. 320 00:15:30,402 --> 00:15:32,702 I think they just wanted me to kind of get involved 321 00:15:32,704 --> 00:15:35,806 and make friends, but it really just made me a target 322 00:15:35,808 --> 00:15:39,576 for the coach's kid who kept kicking me in the shins. 323 00:15:39,578 --> 00:15:42,647 Okay, although misguided, it came out of concern 324 00:15:42,649 --> 00:15:44,514 for your well-being. 325 00:15:44,516 --> 00:15:46,216 They tried to get me to go out for football this year, 326 00:15:46,218 --> 00:15:48,286 Mad, and I had to pretty convincingly sprain an ankle 327 00:15:48,288 --> 00:15:49,620 to get out of that. 328 00:15:49,622 --> 00:15:52,355 Yes, okay, all dads want their kids to play sports. 329 00:15:52,357 --> 00:15:55,625 That's like a primal instinct from our hunter-gatherer days. 330 00:15:55,627 --> 00:15:58,528 It's not my dad, it's my mom. 331 00:15:58,530 --> 00:15:59,797 Unexpected. 332 00:15:59,799 --> 00:16:01,499 Yeah, it's like she's on this mission 333 00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:03,234 to keep me from becoming... 334 00:16:03,236 --> 00:16:03,871 A dweeb? 335 00:16:05,304 --> 00:16:06,140 Thanks. 336 00:16:07,574 --> 00:16:09,740 You'll survive. 337 00:16:09,742 --> 00:16:11,642 It gets worse. 338 00:16:11,644 --> 00:16:12,479 Always. 339 00:16:13,445 --> 00:16:14,711 You remember how I said I wanted to audition 340 00:16:14,713 --> 00:16:16,880 for Bye Bye Birdie? 341 00:16:16,882 --> 00:16:18,582 [Madison] You did? 342 00:16:18,584 --> 00:16:20,717 Yeah, I told you that the first night we talked. 343 00:16:20,719 --> 00:16:21,652 Yeah, yeah. 344 00:16:21,654 --> 00:16:23,387 Bye Bye, yeah. 345 00:16:23,389 --> 00:16:24,589 Right. 346 00:16:24,591 --> 00:16:25,724 Well, I had to miss the auditions 347 00:16:25,726 --> 00:16:28,426 because my mom decided we should take a spontaneous trip 348 00:16:28,428 --> 00:16:29,693 to visit my grandma. 349 00:16:29,695 --> 00:16:31,428 Thank you, Mom. 350 00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:32,697 Family's important. 351 00:16:32,699 --> 00:16:34,664 Yeah, but grandma didn't even want us to come. 352 00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:37,601 So not only did she force us on grandma, 353 00:16:37,603 --> 00:16:40,004 probably just to ruin the long weekend that she had planned 354 00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:42,440 with her man that she's been seeing 355 00:16:42,442 --> 00:16:43,874 who's like 15 years younger than her 356 00:16:43,876 --> 00:16:45,875 and totally just wants her for her money, 357 00:16:45,877 --> 00:16:47,577 but that we should butt out of 358 00:16:47,579 --> 00:16:50,581 because it's grandma's only source of happiness right now. 359 00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:53,250 But she also deliberately ruined any chance that I had 360 00:16:53,252 --> 00:16:55,720 of being in the show. 361 00:16:55,722 --> 00:16:58,788 I don't know, the jury's still out on this one. 362 00:16:58,790 --> 00:17:00,691 And she took grandma's car away from her 363 00:17:00,693 --> 00:17:02,460 because she's not allowed to drive anymore, 364 00:17:02,462 --> 00:17:04,694 so now it's just sitting in our garage instead of hers. 365 00:17:04,696 --> 00:17:06,696 (laughs) And you're complaining about what? 366 00:17:06,698 --> 00:17:08,633 She just scored you a car! 367 00:17:08,635 --> 00:17:09,799 Mad, I can't even drive it. 368 00:17:09,801 --> 00:17:11,301 She won't let me get my license. 369 00:17:11,303 --> 00:17:13,671 "My mom won't let me get my license." 370 00:17:13,673 --> 00:17:15,640 No wonder you're grounded, you're mean. 371 00:17:15,642 --> 00:17:16,840 Nuh uh. 372 00:17:16,842 --> 00:17:17,907 And manipulative. 373 00:17:17,909 --> 00:17:19,609 [Madison] What? 374 00:17:19,611 --> 00:17:20,810 That poor Dix guy didn't know what he had coming. 375 00:17:20,812 --> 00:17:21,979 [Madison] Uh, wow. 376 00:17:21,981 --> 00:17:23,681 Where's all this animosity coming from? 377 00:17:23,683 --> 00:17:26,549 I don't know, I'm just calling it as I see it. 378 00:17:26,551 --> 00:17:31,521 Is this because I said you don't have any friends? 379 00:17:31,523 --> 00:17:32,355 What? 380 00:17:32,357 --> 00:17:33,857 No. 381 00:17:33,859 --> 00:17:35,058 [Madison] 'Cause it's nothing to be ashamed of. 382 00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:36,693 I'm not ashamed of it. 383 00:17:36,695 --> 00:17:38,461 So you admit it! 384 00:17:38,463 --> 00:17:39,800 No, I don't... 385 00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,536 You are a devil woman. 386 00:17:44,069 --> 00:17:46,903 (calm music) 387 00:17:46,905 --> 00:17:47,741 What? 388 00:17:50,842 --> 00:17:53,576 I'm gonna help you. 389 00:17:53,578 --> 00:17:55,313 I don't need help. 390 00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:56,380 [Madison] Fine, not help. 391 00:17:56,382 --> 00:17:57,615 Coaching. 392 00:17:57,617 --> 00:17:59,749 No, I don't want to be your project. 393 00:17:59,751 --> 00:18:01,085 Okay, okay. 394 00:18:01,087 --> 00:18:02,519 I'll be your friend. 395 00:18:02,521 --> 00:18:04,488 What is this, second grade, Mad? 396 00:18:04,490 --> 00:18:07,090 And as your friend, I'm gonna help you get more friends. 397 00:18:07,092 --> 00:18:09,894 I cannot believe we're having this conversation. 398 00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:11,429 Okay, who's your best friend? 399 00:18:11,431 --> 00:18:12,797 I'm not answering that question. 400 00:18:12,799 --> 00:18:14,934 Do you have a best friend? 401 00:18:15,867 --> 00:18:17,803 Who are your friends? 402 00:18:19,071 --> 00:18:22,906 Come on, Teel, just give me some names. 403 00:18:22,908 --> 00:18:24,107 Do you have any friends? 404 00:18:24,109 --> 00:18:24,944 No! 405 00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:28,612 You don't have any friends? 406 00:18:28,614 --> 00:18:29,449 No. 407 00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:35,486 Not even people at school that you casually talk to? 408 00:18:35,488 --> 00:18:37,355 Not really. 409 00:18:37,357 --> 00:18:39,923 I mostly just try to look like I'm running late 410 00:18:39,925 --> 00:18:43,896 so nobody realizes I don't have anybody to talk to. 411 00:18:45,764 --> 00:18:46,599 Wow. 412 00:18:48,533 --> 00:18:49,835 That's really sad. 413 00:18:53,740 --> 00:18:54,939 Yeah. 414 00:18:54,941 --> 00:18:56,073 Well, that's kind of why I wanted to try out 415 00:18:56,075 --> 00:18:57,508 for Bye Bye Birdie, 416 00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:58,541 because I thought I could at least fit in 417 00:18:58,543 --> 00:18:59,910 with the theater geeks. 418 00:18:59,912 --> 00:19:01,979 What about Facebook? 419 00:19:01,981 --> 00:19:03,646 What about Facebook? 420 00:19:03,648 --> 00:19:06,819 Do you have any friends on Facebook? 421 00:19:08,887 --> 00:19:10,954 Are you not on Facebook? 422 00:19:10,956 --> 00:19:12,890 [Teel] You mean Fakebook? 423 00:19:12,892 --> 00:19:15,058 Okay, not everyone on Facebook is fake. 424 00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:17,930 It's like, it's like Clark Kent. 425 00:19:19,132 --> 00:19:21,598 How is it like Clark Kent? 426 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,000 Clark Kent has a secret identity and a public identity. 427 00:19:24,002 --> 00:19:27,070 You need your public identity. 428 00:19:27,072 --> 00:19:29,105 I just, I don't like where this is headed. 429 00:19:29,107 --> 00:19:30,508 Okay, by the end of the year, 430 00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:32,710 you're gonna have 150 Facebook friends. 431 00:19:32,712 --> 00:19:34,944 That is a promise. 432 00:19:34,946 --> 00:19:35,880 Come on, it'll be easy! 433 00:19:35,882 --> 00:19:36,948 I think I'm gonna hurl. 434 00:19:36,950 --> 00:19:38,615 You don't even have to talk to anyone face to face, 435 00:19:38,617 --> 00:19:40,683 you just have to add them and that's it. 436 00:19:40,685 --> 00:19:41,519 You need a Facebook profile page. 437 00:19:41,521 --> 00:19:44,587 (fakes throwing up) 438 00:19:44,589 --> 00:19:46,856 Okay, Madison, that is a great idea. 439 00:19:46,858 --> 00:19:48,826 Thank you so much, yeah. 440 00:19:48,828 --> 00:19:51,897 Yes, Madison, that is a great idea. 441 00:19:52,831 --> 00:19:54,999 What is the worst that can happen? 442 00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:56,866 I could find out nobody likes me. 443 00:19:56,868 --> 00:19:59,636 How is that any different from right now? 444 00:19:59,638 --> 00:20:00,473 Shut up. 445 00:20:01,573 --> 00:20:02,940 [Madison] No, you shut up. 446 00:20:02,942 --> 00:20:04,745 Talk to the hand. 447 00:20:05,978 --> 00:20:07,944 So Sophie just told me that fricking Ella Wilson 448 00:20:07,946 --> 00:20:09,145 is moving in on Cole. 449 00:20:09,147 --> 00:20:10,881 So while I'm stuck here grounded, 450 00:20:10,883 --> 00:20:12,082 she's flirting her ass off with him. 451 00:20:12,084 --> 00:20:14,084 And I do mean her ass right off. 452 00:20:14,086 --> 00:20:17,855 She's super slutty but it doesn't help that she's kinda hot 453 00:20:17,857 --> 00:20:20,758 in like a trashy sort of way. 454 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,093 I mean, I can still flirt with him in Earth Science and Math 455 00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:25,663 but she's in those classes too! 456 00:20:25,665 --> 00:20:27,964 I do get Ella-free lunches though, Tuesday and Thursday, 457 00:20:27,966 --> 00:20:29,900 because she goes to talk time with my dad. 458 00:20:29,902 --> 00:20:30,934 Still. 459 00:20:30,936 --> 00:20:31,736 Wait, with your dad? 460 00:20:31,738 --> 00:20:34,038 Yeah, my dad's my school principal 461 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,740 and he's trying this whole "You can talk to me, 462 00:20:36,742 --> 00:20:38,509 "I'm one of you" thing. 463 00:20:38,511 --> 00:20:40,877 But really it's a bunch of desperate girls clamoring 464 00:20:40,879 --> 00:20:43,047 for attention, it's disgusting. 465 00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:45,516 I've forbidden Sophie from going. 466 00:20:45,518 --> 00:20:46,650 Hey, Mad? 467 00:20:46,652 --> 00:20:48,184 [Madison] What? 468 00:20:48,186 --> 00:20:50,119 I made a Facebook page. 469 00:20:50,121 --> 00:20:52,522 (screams) No you didn't! 470 00:20:52,524 --> 00:20:53,459 Let me see. 471 00:20:57,963 --> 00:20:59,663 (gasps) Oh! 472 00:20:59,665 --> 00:21:01,832 Oh, you're a handsome devil. 473 00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:02,900 [Teel] Very funny. 474 00:21:02,902 --> 00:21:04,201 No, I'm serious, you're really cute 475 00:21:04,203 --> 00:21:06,971 in, like, a Rhett and Link sort of way. 476 00:21:06,973 --> 00:21:08,939 Yeah, well, there it is. 477 00:21:08,941 --> 00:21:11,107 Another reminder that I have zero friends. 478 00:21:11,109 --> 00:21:11,944 Uh-uh. 479 00:21:13,111 --> 00:21:16,012 Not after you accept my friend request. 480 00:21:16,014 --> 00:21:16,980 I don't know if I should accept requests 481 00:21:16,982 --> 00:21:18,182 from just anybody. 482 00:21:18,184 --> 00:21:20,052 [Madison] Har har. 483 00:21:21,721 --> 00:21:22,556 Fine. 484 00:21:23,755 --> 00:21:24,989 Accepted. 485 00:21:24,991 --> 00:21:27,090 What do you think of my new profile pic? 486 00:21:27,092 --> 00:21:28,992 Where's the rest of your skirt? 487 00:21:28,994 --> 00:21:31,665 Hey, if you got it, flaunt it. 488 00:21:34,733 --> 00:21:35,965 Hey, Facebook friends! 489 00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:37,002 Blam! 490 00:21:38,003 --> 00:21:39,236 That's amazing. 491 00:21:39,238 --> 00:21:40,703 And I want to get Sophie to add you too, 492 00:21:40,705 --> 00:21:42,172 so that'll make it nine. 493 00:21:42,174 --> 00:21:44,877 They said it couldn't be done. 494 00:21:45,778 --> 00:21:46,613 Wait. 495 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:49,179 What? 496 00:21:49,181 --> 00:21:51,649 None of these friends go to your school! 497 00:21:51,651 --> 00:21:52,916 I thought we went over that. 498 00:21:52,918 --> 00:21:54,117 I don't have any friends at school, 499 00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:56,119 so why would I friend them online? 500 00:21:56,121 --> 00:21:57,623 Who's Parthoran? 501 00:21:58,323 --> 00:22:00,958 (laughs) Is that his real name? 502 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,295 He's just a guy I met at the Akron Fanboy Expo. 503 00:22:04,297 --> 00:22:06,630 [Madison] You talked to someone you didn't know? 504 00:22:06,632 --> 00:22:09,599 It's way easier when you're wearing a costume. 505 00:22:09,601 --> 00:22:11,167 [Madison] Well, what's his name? 506 00:22:11,169 --> 00:22:13,136 He goes by Parthoran. 507 00:22:13,138 --> 00:22:14,571 [Madison] Where does he live? 508 00:22:14,573 --> 00:22:16,307 British Colombia. 509 00:22:16,309 --> 00:22:19,876 Teel, don't you want friends from your own school? 510 00:22:19,878 --> 00:22:21,811 Yeah, but you have to have at least some small reason 511 00:22:21,813 --> 00:22:24,147 to friend them, right? 512 00:22:24,149 --> 00:22:25,082 No. 513 00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:25,982 People are friend whores. 514 00:22:25,984 --> 00:22:28,352 I just don't know if I want to be that. 515 00:22:28,354 --> 00:22:31,087 Will you just join this century? 516 00:22:31,089 --> 00:22:32,056 Seriously. 517 00:22:32,058 --> 00:22:33,990 What about other people from elementary school 518 00:22:33,992 --> 00:22:36,759 that you used to be friends with but lost touch? 519 00:22:36,761 --> 00:22:37,597 Maybe. 520 00:22:39,365 --> 00:22:40,200 Such as? 521 00:22:42,702 --> 00:22:43,334 Teel! 522 00:22:43,336 --> 00:22:44,268 Sonny. 523 00:22:44,270 --> 00:22:46,170 Sonny Denbrowski. 524 00:22:46,172 --> 00:22:47,738 Sonny, there you go. 525 00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:50,074 But he's like a jock boy tool now. 526 00:22:50,076 --> 00:22:52,212 Beggars can't be choosers. 527 00:22:58,184 --> 00:22:59,886 Cole joined choir! 528 00:23:00,653 --> 00:23:02,152 Can you believe it? 529 00:23:02,154 --> 00:23:04,855 Sophie and I have been working on him for weeks 530 00:23:04,857 --> 00:23:06,624 and he finally caved. 531 00:23:06,626 --> 00:23:08,759 I think we're gonna survive the Ella Wilson attacks. 532 00:23:08,761 --> 00:23:10,126 She only has two classes with him now 533 00:23:10,128 --> 00:23:12,096 and now I have four, including Health 534 00:23:12,098 --> 00:23:15,098 and next week we're doing the unit on human sexuality, 535 00:23:15,100 --> 00:23:18,134 so I can say a whole bunch of accidentally dirty comments 536 00:23:18,136 --> 00:23:20,170 and get him in the right frame of mind. 537 00:23:20,172 --> 00:23:21,238 Gross. 538 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,406 Oh, and I have Sophie running interference for me 539 00:23:23,408 --> 00:23:25,108 while I'm grounded. 540 00:23:25,110 --> 00:23:27,076 So her instructions are to interrupt all conversations 541 00:23:27,078 --> 00:23:30,948 between Ella and Cole and to never, ever let them touch. 542 00:23:30,950 --> 00:23:32,348 Which is gonna be quite a project 543 00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:34,050 because Ella is super grabby. 544 00:23:34,052 --> 00:23:35,919 Wait, when did you go to the beach? 545 00:23:35,921 --> 00:23:38,188 I thought you were grounded. 546 00:23:38,190 --> 00:23:39,722 Oh, no. 547 00:23:39,724 --> 00:23:41,724 The internet doesn't need to know that I'm grounded. 548 00:23:41,726 --> 00:23:44,060 These are old, from the summer. 549 00:23:44,062 --> 00:23:45,828 Don't I look hot? 550 00:23:45,830 --> 00:23:48,365 If you mean sweaty, then yeah. 551 00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:50,166 That's my beach glow. 552 00:23:50,168 --> 00:23:51,868 I'm not a slut. 553 00:23:51,870 --> 00:23:52,936 [Teel] I didn't say that. 554 00:23:52,938 --> 00:23:54,837 [Madison] Then why are you criticizing my pictures? 555 00:23:54,839 --> 00:23:56,205 I'm not criticizing them. 556 00:23:56,207 --> 00:23:57,141 First my skirt is too short 557 00:23:57,143 --> 00:24:00,243 and now you think that I'm some sweaty whore? 558 00:24:00,245 --> 00:24:02,112 You don't look like a... 559 00:24:02,114 --> 00:24:03,113 Look, I can post whatever I want. 560 00:24:03,115 --> 00:24:04,414 I don't need your opinion. 561 00:24:04,416 --> 00:24:06,150 You asked me! 562 00:24:06,152 --> 00:24:08,285 Yeah, learn to spot when a girl wants a compliment. 563 00:24:08,287 --> 00:24:09,752 Okay, I'm sorry. 564 00:24:09,754 --> 00:24:12,191 I didn't mean it, I was just like... 565 00:24:14,694 --> 00:24:15,692 You look hot. 566 00:24:15,694 --> 00:24:17,461 You look totally hot. 567 00:24:17,463 --> 00:24:19,229 You don't mean that. 568 00:24:19,231 --> 00:24:20,163 Yeah, I do. 569 00:24:20,165 --> 00:24:24,101 I just felt weird saying it to you because... 570 00:24:24,103 --> 00:24:25,171 I don't know. 571 00:24:27,338 --> 00:24:29,105 What's wrong? 572 00:24:29,107 --> 00:24:29,943 Nothing. 573 00:24:31,743 --> 00:24:32,442 [Teel] Are you sure? 574 00:24:32,444 --> 00:24:33,277 I have to go. 575 00:24:33,279 --> 00:24:34,280 Wait, Mad! 576 00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:41,050 Did you friend Sonny? 577 00:24:41,052 --> 00:24:42,352 Uh, hi, Madison. 578 00:24:42,354 --> 00:24:44,153 Are you feeling better? 579 00:24:44,155 --> 00:24:45,321 Yes, did you friend him? 580 00:24:45,323 --> 00:24:46,158 Yeah. 581 00:24:47,326 --> 00:24:49,759 Are we gonna talk about yesterday or? 582 00:24:49,761 --> 00:24:50,426 Live in the now. 583 00:24:50,428 --> 00:24:51,795 What happened? 584 00:24:51,797 --> 00:24:54,263 He accepted my request. 585 00:24:54,265 --> 00:24:58,234 (gasps) Your first Facebook friend at school. 586 00:24:58,236 --> 00:24:59,502 Yeah, it's all very good 587 00:24:59,504 --> 00:25:01,471 but it's not like it means anything. 588 00:25:01,473 --> 00:25:02,873 [Madison] Why not? 589 00:25:02,875 --> 00:25:04,474 Because he just sits there on a list. 590 00:25:04,476 --> 00:25:05,875 So? 591 00:25:05,877 --> 00:25:07,810 Then look at his feed. 592 00:25:07,812 --> 00:25:09,078 Learn something about him. 593 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,248 Maybe you can start a conversation that way. 594 00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:12,449 Maybe. 595 00:25:12,451 --> 00:25:13,817 And you gotta post stuff too, okay? 596 00:25:13,819 --> 00:25:15,051 You're in the game now. 597 00:25:15,053 --> 00:25:16,787 No, Mad, I hate all that stuff! 598 00:25:16,789 --> 00:25:20,156 It's all like "Oh, I'm playing my Xbox. 599 00:25:20,158 --> 00:25:21,357 "Look at me play fast. 600 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:22,759 "Look at me play slow. 601 00:25:22,761 --> 00:25:24,327 "Look at me play boring." 602 00:25:24,329 --> 00:25:26,329 Okay, then we'll post something interesting 603 00:25:26,331 --> 00:25:28,164 and somebody might be interested. 604 00:25:28,166 --> 00:25:29,799 I doubt it. 605 00:25:29,801 --> 00:25:33,103 T, sometimes it's just for you. 606 00:25:33,105 --> 00:25:34,337 I talked to Sonny today. 607 00:25:34,339 --> 00:25:35,506 Amazing! 608 00:25:35,508 --> 00:25:36,940 Let's hear. 609 00:25:36,942 --> 00:25:38,174 It's nothing. 610 00:25:38,176 --> 00:25:40,109 We just had this biology test today 611 00:25:40,111 --> 00:25:42,011 and he sits right behind me in class. 612 00:25:42,013 --> 00:25:44,515 So I was like "You ready for the test?" 613 00:25:44,517 --> 00:25:47,284 And he was like "Not even close." 614 00:25:47,286 --> 00:25:49,255 And then we took the test. 615 00:25:52,491 --> 00:25:53,856 Oh, okay, yeah. 616 00:25:53,858 --> 00:25:54,493 Awesome. 617 00:25:56,228 --> 00:25:57,263 Yay. 618 00:25:58,164 --> 00:25:59,262 No girls. 619 00:25:59,264 --> 00:26:00,963 What do you mean no girls? 620 00:26:00,965 --> 00:26:04,300 I mean, no, I don't have my eye on any girls right now. 621 00:26:04,302 --> 00:26:07,203 Not even your peripheral vision? 622 00:26:07,205 --> 00:26:08,872 Look, I'm sorry... 623 00:26:08,874 --> 00:26:10,307 The connection... 624 00:26:10,309 --> 00:26:11,144 Failure... 625 00:26:12,478 --> 00:26:14,013 Teel, come on! 626 00:26:15,246 --> 00:26:16,946 You're telling me there's not a single pretty girl 627 00:26:16,948 --> 00:26:19,016 at your school that you think about more than the others? 628 00:26:19,018 --> 00:26:20,450 There are lots of pretty girls at my school, Mad, 629 00:26:20,452 --> 00:26:22,118 but most of them are stuck up bitches 630 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,121 so I'm not really interested. 631 00:26:24,123 --> 00:26:26,056 [Madison] But you're such a flirt! 632 00:26:26,058 --> 00:26:27,356 I am not a flirt. 633 00:26:27,358 --> 00:26:29,292 Yes, you are! 634 00:26:29,294 --> 00:26:32,496 You flirt with me every single time we talk. 635 00:26:32,498 --> 00:26:34,431 You're telling none of that raw charm is spent 636 00:26:34,433 --> 00:26:36,165 on any other girl? 637 00:26:36,167 --> 00:26:38,000 I think you think I live in a very different world 638 00:26:38,002 --> 00:26:39,368 than I think I live in. 639 00:26:39,370 --> 00:26:41,605 I think you think I think that. 640 00:26:41,607 --> 00:26:43,906 [Teel] Shut up. 641 00:26:43,908 --> 00:26:45,374 I'm just saying! 642 00:26:45,376 --> 00:26:47,246 "I'm just saying." 643 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:49,546 Oh. 644 00:26:49,548 --> 00:26:50,383 Oh, I see. 645 00:26:51,383 --> 00:26:52,348 What? 646 00:26:52,350 --> 00:26:53,383 No, it's cool. 647 00:26:53,385 --> 00:26:54,284 I get it. 648 00:26:54,286 --> 00:26:55,318 What? 649 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:56,385 Nothing, I just... 650 00:26:56,387 --> 00:26:58,387 No need to say another word. 651 00:26:58,389 --> 00:27:00,289 (laughs) What are you talking about? 652 00:27:00,291 --> 00:27:04,894 I see who you're saving the good stuff for. 653 00:27:04,896 --> 00:27:05,863 What? 654 00:27:05,865 --> 00:27:07,200 What good stuff? 655 00:27:08,533 --> 00:27:10,133 Seriously, what? 656 00:27:10,135 --> 00:27:13,205 Screen tells me all I need to know. 657 00:27:15,241 --> 00:27:17,607 He accused me of cheating. 658 00:27:17,609 --> 00:27:19,343 Not like I was cheating off of someone else 659 00:27:19,345 --> 00:27:21,310 because he knows I got like the best grade in the class, 660 00:27:21,312 --> 00:27:24,314 but apparently the second half of Sonny's scantron 661 00:27:24,316 --> 00:27:25,414 was, like, identical to mine. 662 00:27:25,416 --> 00:27:27,917 So now Mr. Hanson thinks I was just holding up my test 663 00:27:27,919 --> 00:27:30,053 so Sonny could look over my shoulder. 664 00:27:30,055 --> 00:27:32,321 But why would I help him, Mad? 665 00:27:32,323 --> 00:27:35,325 He's a macho jackass who I only friended 666 00:27:35,327 --> 00:27:37,094 because you made me. 667 00:27:37,096 --> 00:27:39,363 He just sat there the whole time with this, like, 668 00:27:39,365 --> 00:27:41,932 tight shirt on and all the girls in the hallway 669 00:27:41,934 --> 00:27:44,433 were creaming their pants. 670 00:27:44,435 --> 00:27:48,505 T, I'm very sorry, but I've got a situation here. 671 00:27:48,507 --> 00:27:50,641 Bigger than a cheating scandal? 672 00:27:50,643 --> 00:27:52,375 Yeah, actually. 673 00:27:52,377 --> 00:27:53,442 Two words. 674 00:27:53,444 --> 00:27:55,248 Retardedment party. 675 00:27:56,115 --> 00:27:57,948 Offensive much? 676 00:27:57,950 --> 00:27:59,916 Just because he's retiring, the school board 677 00:27:59,918 --> 00:28:02,551 and the booster club want to throw my dad a party. 678 00:28:02,553 --> 00:28:04,288 Well, that's according to him. 679 00:28:04,290 --> 00:28:07,124 So my dad thought "Oh, I can't use 680 00:28:07,126 --> 00:28:09,625 "the school board's resources for nonessential purposes. 681 00:28:09,627 --> 00:28:12,461 "Why doesn't my daughter throw the party?" 682 00:28:12,463 --> 00:28:14,263 So now I'm stuck planning the party 683 00:28:14,265 --> 00:28:16,499 that the school board wants to throw for my dad 684 00:28:16,501 --> 00:28:18,669 and I have to do all this crap like invitations, 685 00:28:18,671 --> 00:28:21,505 decorations, food, invitations. 686 00:28:21,507 --> 00:28:23,205 You said invitations twice. 687 00:28:23,207 --> 00:28:25,642 Not to mention the doppelganger cake. 688 00:28:25,644 --> 00:28:27,544 Clarification please? 689 00:28:27,546 --> 00:28:30,314 That's the exact replica of Mrs. Spiceman's cake 690 00:28:30,316 --> 00:28:32,382 that I have to bake because hers will be 691 00:28:32,384 --> 00:28:35,352 positively unpalatable and probably give everyone the runs 692 00:28:35,354 --> 00:28:36,619 if it's anything like last year's. 693 00:28:36,621 --> 00:28:37,653 (laughs) 694 00:28:37,655 --> 00:28:39,323 T, don't laugh! 695 00:28:39,325 --> 00:28:41,391 My dad's actually making me do this! 696 00:28:41,393 --> 00:28:43,559 Can't you just ask her not to bake one? 697 00:28:43,561 --> 00:28:46,529 No, she's like the school board's biggest donor 698 00:28:46,531 --> 00:28:47,399 or something. 699 00:28:48,533 --> 00:28:50,334 Truth comes out. 700 00:28:50,336 --> 00:28:52,402 And now he's gonna be home all the time 701 00:28:52,404 --> 00:28:54,104 and I'm gonna have to wife it up for him even more 702 00:28:54,106 --> 00:28:55,338 than I already do. 703 00:28:55,340 --> 00:28:57,540 That man can't, like, do anything for himself. 704 00:28:57,542 --> 00:29:00,109 I'm gonna have to make his food and change his diaper 705 00:29:00,111 --> 00:29:02,278 and god knows what else now that he doesn't have 706 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,413 an administrative assistant. 707 00:29:04,415 --> 00:29:06,519 You're trying to win. 708 00:29:07,418 --> 00:29:08,518 [Madison] What? 709 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:13,155 Yeah, you're trying to win the sucky parent contest. 710 00:29:13,157 --> 00:29:14,357 Whatever. 711 00:29:14,359 --> 00:29:15,726 You love planning parties. 712 00:29:15,728 --> 00:29:19,565 Even mentally challenged parties for your dad. 713 00:29:20,765 --> 00:29:22,432 I bet you're telling all your friends about this 714 00:29:22,434 --> 00:29:24,468 and relishing every minute of extra attention 715 00:29:24,470 --> 00:29:26,303 that you get for your suffering. 716 00:29:26,305 --> 00:29:27,604 Okay, no, I'm not. 717 00:29:27,606 --> 00:29:29,605 And also, by the way, if you enjoy the suffering 718 00:29:29,607 --> 00:29:32,342 caused by your parents, then that negates the suckage 719 00:29:32,344 --> 00:29:34,678 and instantly disqualifies you from the contest. 720 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:38,080 Okay, first of all, there is no contest. 721 00:29:38,082 --> 00:29:41,620 And even if there was, trust me, I would win. 722 00:29:42,754 --> 00:29:45,255 (doorbell rings) 723 00:29:45,257 --> 00:29:46,359 Who's here? 724 00:29:53,499 --> 00:29:54,564 It's Sonny. 725 00:29:54,566 --> 00:29:55,499 Wait, Sonny? 726 00:29:55,501 --> 00:29:56,536 The Sonny? 727 00:29:57,469 --> 00:29:58,304 Yeah. 728 00:29:59,303 --> 00:30:01,473 The hell is he doing here? 729 00:30:02,607 --> 00:30:03,539 I don't know. 730 00:30:03,541 --> 00:30:05,541 What are you waiting for? 731 00:30:05,543 --> 00:30:06,609 Go! 732 00:30:06,611 --> 00:30:08,144 T, go! 733 00:30:08,146 --> 00:30:09,214 Okay, okay. 734 00:30:10,482 --> 00:30:11,314 [Madison] T! 735 00:30:11,316 --> 00:30:12,281 What, what? 736 00:30:12,283 --> 00:30:13,583 Take me with you! 737 00:30:13,585 --> 00:30:15,618 Okay, I'm bringing... 738 00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:17,086 What do I say to him? 739 00:30:17,088 --> 00:30:18,454 Jesus, T, it's like your first day as a human! 740 00:30:18,456 --> 00:30:19,423 Well, I don't know what he wants. 741 00:30:19,425 --> 00:30:21,490 He's the same guy you hung out with before. 742 00:30:21,492 --> 00:30:24,097 No, he's not, not even close. 743 00:30:25,830 --> 00:30:26,797 Let me see! 744 00:30:26,799 --> 00:30:28,198 He's just standing there. 745 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,167 Wait, T, I lost the picture. 746 00:30:31,169 --> 00:30:32,102 T! 747 00:30:32,104 --> 00:30:33,470 Do I open the door? 748 00:30:33,472 --> 00:30:34,538 Yes, open the door! 749 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:35,575 Okay. 750 00:30:37,776 --> 00:30:38,775 Hey. 751 00:30:38,777 --> 00:30:40,443 Sonny, what's up? 752 00:30:40,445 --> 00:30:41,278 Hey. 753 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,778 Oh, he is scrumptious. 754 00:30:42,780 --> 00:30:45,515 [Sonny] My mom said I should apologize to you for cheating 755 00:30:45,517 --> 00:30:47,116 off you in class today. 756 00:30:47,118 --> 00:30:48,652 T, I can't see. 757 00:30:48,654 --> 00:30:49,752 What? 758 00:30:49,754 --> 00:30:53,457 [Teel] I can't see why you'd feel like you'd have to. 759 00:30:53,459 --> 00:30:55,624 It's totally cool, I understand. 760 00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:56,759 Thanks for stopping by. 761 00:30:56,761 --> 00:30:58,161 What are you doing? 762 00:30:58,163 --> 00:30:59,829 What is that? 763 00:30:59,831 --> 00:31:01,631 [Teel] Oh, it's nothing, I was just on the phone 764 00:31:01,633 --> 00:31:02,464 with my friend and... 765 00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:04,667 Hey, Sonny, I thought that was you. 766 00:31:04,669 --> 00:31:06,670 Come in, come in, come in for a few minutes. 767 00:31:06,672 --> 00:31:09,806 I could scoop you and Terrance some ice cream. 768 00:31:09,808 --> 00:31:11,240 Like old times. 769 00:31:11,242 --> 00:31:12,741 [Sonny] Sure, that sounds great. 770 00:31:12,743 --> 00:31:13,576 Wait. 771 00:31:13,578 --> 00:31:15,048 Who's Terrance? 772 00:31:16,214 --> 00:31:18,283 (laughs) 773 00:31:19,318 --> 00:31:21,750 Well, hello there, Terrance. 774 00:31:21,752 --> 00:31:23,487 [Teel] Ha, very funny. 775 00:31:23,489 --> 00:31:24,621 Why didn't you call me? 776 00:31:24,623 --> 00:31:26,455 I wanted to know what happened! 777 00:31:26,457 --> 00:31:27,891 [Teel] I don't know, I just didn't feel like it. 778 00:31:27,893 --> 00:31:29,826 I texted you like six times. 779 00:31:29,828 --> 00:31:31,294 [Teel] I noticed. 780 00:31:31,296 --> 00:31:33,596 Well, I saw those mean posts on your Facebook. 781 00:31:33,598 --> 00:31:35,632 I wanted to know what's going on. 782 00:31:35,634 --> 00:31:37,804 Why is your camera not on? 783 00:31:39,271 --> 00:31:40,636 [Teel] Must be broken. 784 00:31:40,638 --> 00:31:42,506 Okay, that is the stupidest lie I've ever heard. 785 00:31:42,508 --> 00:31:45,608 [Teel] Seriously, it must be like a bug or something. 786 00:31:45,610 --> 00:31:48,178 Whatever, turn it on. 787 00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:49,512 [Teel] Can we just talk like this today? 788 00:31:49,514 --> 00:31:50,646 No, why? 789 00:31:50,648 --> 00:31:52,249 [Teel] To keep up the mystery. 790 00:31:52,251 --> 00:31:54,217 Shut up and turn it on. 791 00:31:54,219 --> 00:31:55,652 [Teel] I can't. 792 00:31:55,654 --> 00:31:57,386 Are you naked or something? 793 00:31:57,388 --> 00:31:59,155 [Teel] No. 794 00:31:59,157 --> 00:32:00,156 Then turn it on! 795 00:32:00,158 --> 00:32:01,590 Or I'm hanging up. 796 00:32:01,592 --> 00:32:03,593 [Teel] Wait, wait, please don't hang up. 797 00:32:03,595 --> 00:32:04,827 T. 798 00:32:04,829 --> 00:32:06,630 Okay, seriously, I got my life back today. 799 00:32:06,632 --> 00:32:09,165 I am officially ungrounded and I may never talk to you again 800 00:32:09,167 --> 00:32:11,468 so this might be your last chance. 801 00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:14,707 [Teel] (sighs) Okay. 802 00:32:16,808 --> 00:32:17,809 Oh my god. 803 00:32:19,344 --> 00:32:21,411 T, what happened? 804 00:32:21,413 --> 00:32:23,646 Nothing, I just fell. 805 00:32:23,648 --> 00:32:25,248 On your face? 806 00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:26,650 Repeatedly? 807 00:32:26,652 --> 00:32:29,952 [Teel] I was playing some sports. 808 00:32:29,954 --> 00:32:31,755 Some sports? 809 00:32:31,757 --> 00:32:32,592 Yeah. 810 00:32:34,292 --> 00:32:36,425 [Madison] T, did you get in a fight? 811 00:32:36,427 --> 00:32:37,262 No. 812 00:32:38,763 --> 00:32:42,632 [Madison] What else would make your face look like that? 813 00:32:42,634 --> 00:32:47,570 A fight implies that I was an active participant. 814 00:32:47,572 --> 00:32:50,673 [Madison] You got beat up? 815 00:32:50,675 --> 00:32:51,309 By who? 816 00:32:52,411 --> 00:32:53,910 Just a bunch of ass cavities. 817 00:32:53,912 --> 00:32:55,612 [Madison] At your school? 818 00:32:55,614 --> 00:32:56,645 Yeah. 819 00:32:56,647 --> 00:32:58,448 Did you tell someone? 820 00:32:58,450 --> 00:33:00,217 [Teel] No. 821 00:33:00,219 --> 00:33:01,750 What did you tell your parents? 822 00:33:01,752 --> 00:33:03,619 Could we talk about something else, please? 823 00:33:03,621 --> 00:33:05,788 No, your face literally looks like a hamburger. 824 00:33:05,790 --> 00:33:08,290 Mad, can we please talk about something else? 825 00:33:08,292 --> 00:33:09,625 Okay. 826 00:33:09,627 --> 00:33:10,894 Terrance. 827 00:33:10,896 --> 00:33:12,229 And not that either. 828 00:33:12,231 --> 00:33:13,730 I don't like it. 829 00:33:13,732 --> 00:33:16,365 Come on, Terrance, I need to know your origin story. 830 00:33:16,367 --> 00:33:17,203 Please? 831 00:33:18,736 --> 00:33:20,604 I'm gonna keep calling you Terrance. 832 00:33:20,606 --> 00:33:22,338 You're so annoying. 833 00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:25,407 That's not very nice, Terrance. 834 00:33:25,409 --> 00:33:26,244 Fine. 835 00:33:27,913 --> 00:33:31,347 My dad started calling me Teel when I was a little kid 836 00:33:31,349 --> 00:33:33,482 because I would always run around the house 837 00:33:33,484 --> 00:33:37,554 wearing, like, a cape yelling "I'm the Man of Teel!" 838 00:33:37,556 --> 00:33:39,788 I couldn't pronounce my Ss yet. 839 00:33:39,790 --> 00:33:40,957 Oh! 840 00:33:40,959 --> 00:33:43,727 Yeah, so now my mom is the only one who calls me Terrance 841 00:33:43,729 --> 00:33:45,295 and I hate it. 842 00:33:45,297 --> 00:33:47,696 My name is Teel and that's what you should call me. 843 00:33:47,698 --> 00:33:50,335 I can't call you T anymore? 844 00:33:51,669 --> 00:33:52,671 T is fine. 845 00:33:55,607 --> 00:33:57,440 Okay, so I need to hurry because Cole's performing 846 00:33:57,442 --> 00:33:58,775 at the school talent show tonight 847 00:33:58,777 --> 00:34:00,777 and my dad's giving, like, his last speech as principal 848 00:34:00,779 --> 00:34:01,644 or whatever. 849 00:34:01,646 --> 00:34:02,613 He's all freaked out. 850 00:34:02,615 --> 00:34:04,647 He just walked in on me while I was showering. 851 00:34:04,649 --> 00:34:06,950 He couldn't wait 10 minutes to borrow my shaving cream? 852 00:34:06,952 --> 00:34:08,917 I was all like "Dad, get out!" 853 00:34:08,919 --> 00:34:11,754 And he's all like "Nothing I've never seen before." 854 00:34:11,756 --> 00:34:12,923 Whatever. 855 00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:15,691 I don't even care though because tonight I'm a free woman. 856 00:34:15,693 --> 00:34:16,828 I am ungrounded! 857 00:34:18,397 --> 00:34:21,734 Mad, I think you wear too much makeup. 858 00:34:23,301 --> 00:34:24,734 That's not insulting. 859 00:34:24,736 --> 00:34:27,604 No, no, don't freak out, please. 860 00:34:27,606 --> 00:34:30,607 I just think you look better without makeup than with. 861 00:34:30,609 --> 00:34:32,642 You've never seen me without makeup on! 862 00:34:32,644 --> 00:34:33,743 [Teel] Actually, I have. 863 00:34:33,745 --> 00:34:35,779 It was the accidental pool party? 864 00:34:35,781 --> 00:34:37,479 That night? 865 00:34:37,481 --> 00:34:39,049 Okay, so? 866 00:34:39,051 --> 00:34:41,850 So I just think when you put on all that makeup, 867 00:34:41,852 --> 00:34:45,788 it hides everything that's beautiful about your face. 868 00:34:45,790 --> 00:34:47,557 T, I have to wear some. 869 00:34:47,559 --> 00:34:48,924 No, no, I know. 870 00:34:48,926 --> 00:34:50,727 I just think you should wear less. 871 00:34:50,729 --> 00:34:52,765 So we see more of you. 872 00:34:53,899 --> 00:34:55,799 T, you can't do this to me right now! 873 00:34:55,801 --> 00:34:57,700 Cole's gonna be there! 874 00:34:57,702 --> 00:34:59,935 I know, I know, that's why I'm telling you. 875 00:34:59,937 --> 00:35:02,839 I was already freaking out about seeing him. 876 00:35:02,841 --> 00:35:04,841 And now you drop this on me? 877 00:35:04,843 --> 00:35:05,908 I know. 878 00:35:05,910 --> 00:35:07,879 Just let me help you. 879 00:35:08,714 --> 00:35:09,845 What do you mean? 880 00:35:09,847 --> 00:35:11,948 Let me help you put on your makeup. 881 00:35:11,950 --> 00:35:13,649 No! 882 00:35:13,651 --> 00:35:15,718 [Teel] Just try it for one day and if you don't like it, 883 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,687 then you can go back to your old way. 884 00:35:17,689 --> 00:35:19,522 What do you know about makeup? 885 00:35:19,524 --> 00:35:21,825 My mom's a hairdresser who also does makeup, 886 00:35:21,827 --> 00:35:22,625 so I've been watching her 887 00:35:22,627 --> 00:35:24,894 since I was literally a little kid. 888 00:35:24,896 --> 00:35:26,395 I can do this. 889 00:35:26,397 --> 00:35:27,529 Fine. 890 00:35:27,531 --> 00:35:28,367 Fine? 891 00:35:29,734 --> 00:35:30,535 Fine! 892 00:35:32,738 --> 00:35:33,806 Okay, good. 893 00:35:34,939 --> 00:35:35,839 Now just look right into the camera 894 00:35:35,841 --> 00:35:37,841 and I'll tell you what to do. 895 00:35:37,843 --> 00:35:40,446 No, like right into the camera. 896 00:35:41,113 --> 00:35:42,812 Okay! 897 00:35:42,814 --> 00:35:43,649 Good. 898 00:35:45,783 --> 00:35:46,616 T! 899 00:35:46,618 --> 00:35:47,720 Okay, okay. 900 00:35:49,921 --> 00:35:51,720 Start with powder. 901 00:35:51,722 --> 00:35:52,654 Powder? 902 00:35:52,656 --> 00:35:53,823 I don't have any foundation on. 903 00:35:53,825 --> 00:35:55,024 [Teel] You don't need it. 904 00:35:55,026 --> 00:35:55,859 Yes, I do. 905 00:35:55,861 --> 00:35:57,426 I am way too pale. 906 00:35:57,428 --> 00:35:59,863 No, you don't, your skin is like flawless, 907 00:35:59,865 --> 00:36:01,765 it's the best feature of your face. 908 00:36:01,767 --> 00:36:03,799 Plus, it's a good thing to be pale. 909 00:36:03,801 --> 00:36:04,834 How? 910 00:36:04,836 --> 00:36:06,136 You ever heard of Snow White? 911 00:36:06,138 --> 00:36:08,037 You are such a nerd! 912 00:36:08,039 --> 00:36:10,343 Trust me, less is more. 913 00:36:20,986 --> 00:36:22,419 Good. 914 00:36:22,421 --> 00:36:23,055 Now eyes. 915 00:36:24,722 --> 00:36:26,458 Just a little shadow. 916 00:36:36,167 --> 00:36:38,700 That's good, that's good. 917 00:36:38,702 --> 00:36:40,002 Now mascara. 918 00:36:40,004 --> 00:36:40,937 No, uh-uh. 919 00:36:40,939 --> 00:36:42,171 I need eyeliner. 920 00:36:42,173 --> 00:36:43,872 I have bug eyes. 921 00:36:43,874 --> 00:36:46,075 Fine, fine, but it has to be the lightest brown you have. 922 00:36:46,077 --> 00:36:47,743 Why would I use brown? 923 00:36:47,745 --> 00:36:49,011 And it needs to be razor thin, 924 00:36:49,013 --> 00:36:51,983 so we don't even know we're seeing it. 925 00:37:00,057 --> 00:37:00,859 Good. 926 00:37:07,631 --> 00:37:08,466 Good. 927 00:37:13,104 --> 00:37:14,473 And mascara? 928 00:37:15,707 --> 00:37:17,207 [Teel] Unless you want to skip it. 929 00:37:17,209 --> 00:37:18,741 No. 930 00:37:18,743 --> 00:37:20,846 (laughs) 931 00:37:30,622 --> 00:37:32,589 Okay, that's plenty. 932 00:37:32,591 --> 00:37:34,122 What color blush do you have? 933 00:37:34,124 --> 00:37:36,526 I use this one. 934 00:37:36,528 --> 00:37:38,727 No, that's way too orange for you. 935 00:37:38,729 --> 00:37:41,029 You want your cheeks to look like apples. 936 00:37:41,031 --> 00:37:42,866 What about the red one? 937 00:37:42,868 --> 00:37:43,799 This one? 938 00:37:43,801 --> 00:37:44,901 [Teel] Yeah. 939 00:37:44,903 --> 00:37:46,703 So I can look like a whore? 940 00:37:46,705 --> 00:37:48,037 (laughs) You won't look like a whore, 941 00:37:48,039 --> 00:37:50,209 just don't put so much on. 942 00:37:51,575 --> 00:37:54,847 You just brush it on really lightly, yeah. 943 00:38:00,718 --> 00:38:02,718 (whines) 944 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:03,555 Good. 945 00:38:04,256 --> 00:38:05,089 Now lips. 946 00:38:06,124 --> 00:38:07,857 Not your usual red. 947 00:38:07,859 --> 00:38:10,162 We're going regular lip gloss. 948 00:38:12,964 --> 00:38:14,997 You are killing me. 949 00:38:14,999 --> 00:38:17,100 Something shiny but without color. 950 00:38:17,102 --> 00:38:19,805 Your lips are already perfect. 951 00:38:21,972 --> 00:38:23,741 Yeah, that's great. 952 00:38:34,019 --> 00:38:37,256 Now let me just look at you for a second. 953 00:38:43,327 --> 00:38:45,127 (laughs) 954 00:38:45,129 --> 00:38:48,131 Don't look at me like that, you're making me nervous! 955 00:38:48,133 --> 00:38:51,633 Now I dare you to not look in the mirror for the whole day 956 00:38:51,635 --> 00:38:54,973 and just notice how people react to you. 957 00:38:57,908 --> 00:38:59,241 Okay. 958 00:38:59,243 --> 00:39:01,146 You look beautiful. 959 00:39:04,848 --> 00:39:05,684 Shut up. 960 00:39:07,084 --> 00:39:08,119 T! 961 00:39:11,656 --> 00:39:13,355 Forward to tonight's performances. 962 00:39:13,357 --> 00:39:14,991 As many of you know... 963 00:39:14,993 --> 00:39:16,024 [Madison] It's my dad. 964 00:39:16,026 --> 00:39:17,093 I'll be retiring in a few weeks. 965 00:39:17,095 --> 00:39:18,694 [Madison] Droning on. 966 00:39:18,696 --> 00:39:20,897 [Madison's Father] You're thrilled, I know. 967 00:39:20,899 --> 00:39:23,732 I've spent time getting to know each and every one of you. 968 00:39:23,734 --> 00:39:25,602 [Madison] It's Cole. 969 00:39:25,604 --> 00:39:28,604 [Madison's Father] That means you, Chad Mendez. 970 00:39:28,606 --> 00:39:32,777 I've always told you (mumbles)... 971 00:39:34,044 --> 00:39:37,950 ♪ I'm basking in sunshine on a rainy Wednesday night 972 00:39:41,785 --> 00:39:45,957 ♪ Nothing's impossible when you're here 973 00:39:49,026 --> 00:39:53,197 ♪ I take a look out the window and you'll see 974 00:39:56,834 --> 00:39:59,968 ♪ How long is it gonna rain? 975 00:39:59,970 --> 00:40:02,340 ♪ I just smile 976 00:40:05,075 --> 00:40:06,077 Oh my god. 977 00:40:10,414 --> 00:40:12,115 Okay, okay, okay. 978 00:40:12,117 --> 00:40:13,252 I'm gonna do it. 979 00:40:14,919 --> 00:40:16,121 There she goes. 980 00:40:21,059 --> 00:40:22,225 Cole? 981 00:40:22,227 --> 00:40:24,229 You were, like, amazing. 982 00:40:25,229 --> 00:40:26,062 Thanks. 983 00:40:26,064 --> 00:40:27,933 These are for you. 984 00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:30,165 You were amazing. 985 00:40:30,167 --> 00:40:31,801 I just sang what I felt, you know? 986 00:40:31,803 --> 00:40:33,002 Yeah, totally. 987 00:40:33,004 --> 00:40:34,173 Yeah, totally. 988 00:40:36,740 --> 00:40:38,341 Wow, flowers. 989 00:40:38,343 --> 00:40:39,178 Yeah. 990 00:40:43,448 --> 00:40:46,185 Well, you look, you know, like. 991 00:40:48,153 --> 00:40:49,154 Thank you. 992 00:40:51,222 --> 00:40:53,022 Hey, you know, it sucks that your dad's retiring 993 00:40:53,024 --> 00:40:56,191 because he's like, he's the best. 994 00:40:56,193 --> 00:40:58,261 Oh, no, that's 'cause he's not your dad. 995 00:40:58,263 --> 00:40:59,462 But you know. 996 00:40:59,464 --> 00:41:00,430 You still grounded and stuff? 997 00:41:00,432 --> 00:41:01,863 No. 998 00:41:01,865 --> 00:41:03,366 Well, my parents aren't home tonight 999 00:41:03,368 --> 00:41:08,104 and I wanted to know if you wanted to come over. 1000 00:41:08,106 --> 00:41:09,138 Yeah. 1001 00:41:09,140 --> 00:41:10,872 Yeah, yeah. 1002 00:41:10,874 --> 00:41:13,177 Yeah, I could make time, yeah. 1003 00:41:14,211 --> 00:41:15,044 Cool, I'll text you. 1004 00:41:15,046 --> 00:41:15,877 Okay. 1005 00:41:15,879 --> 00:41:16,712 Okay. 1006 00:41:16,714 --> 00:41:17,345 Bye. 1007 00:41:17,347 --> 00:41:19,651 (laughs) 1008 00:41:22,252 --> 00:41:23,720 T! 1009 00:41:23,722 --> 00:41:25,854 You are a genius! 1010 00:41:25,856 --> 00:41:27,125 Oh, easy now. 1011 00:41:28,258 --> 00:41:30,727 Okay, Mr. Fashion Consultant. 1012 00:41:30,729 --> 00:41:32,495 You have to help me choose what to wear to Cole's 1013 00:41:32,497 --> 00:41:34,229 for the big night. 1014 00:41:34,231 --> 00:41:36,332 You really think tonight's the big night? 1015 00:41:36,334 --> 00:41:37,966 Duh. 1016 00:41:37,968 --> 00:41:39,201 Didn't you hear that song? 1017 00:41:39,203 --> 00:41:41,270 It was totally about me. 1018 00:41:41,272 --> 00:41:44,109 We could do this shirt with jeans. 1019 00:41:45,176 --> 00:41:47,410 But then I'd have to wear a thong. 1020 00:41:47,412 --> 00:41:48,247 T, help! 1021 00:41:49,314 --> 00:41:51,247 What about the dress? 1022 00:41:51,249 --> 00:41:52,415 The dress? 1023 00:41:52,417 --> 00:41:53,381 The dress? 1024 00:41:53,383 --> 00:41:54,883 What am I, like 30? 1025 00:41:54,885 --> 00:41:57,221 At least try it on for me? 1026 00:41:58,490 --> 00:41:59,323 Okay. 1027 00:42:02,292 --> 00:42:03,493 Whoa, wait, whoa. 1028 00:42:03,495 --> 00:42:05,026 What are you doing? 1029 00:42:05,028 --> 00:42:06,529 A little shy, Mr. T? 1030 00:42:06,531 --> 00:42:08,230 No. 1031 00:42:08,232 --> 00:42:10,533 T, okay, when you have a girlfriend 1032 00:42:10,535 --> 00:42:12,368 and you're gonna want to have sex with her, 1033 00:42:12,370 --> 00:42:14,236 you're gonna have to see her naked. 1034 00:42:14,238 --> 00:42:17,173 Okay, well, for now can you please just go off screen 1035 00:42:17,175 --> 00:42:18,243 or something? 1036 00:42:19,144 --> 00:42:19,975 Okay. 1037 00:42:19,977 --> 00:42:23,414 But you don't know what you're missing! 1038 00:42:32,189 --> 00:42:34,193 (blows) 1039 00:42:38,997 --> 00:42:40,296 Wear that. 1040 00:42:40,298 --> 00:42:41,330 Really? 1041 00:42:41,332 --> 00:42:42,397 Yes, really. 1042 00:42:42,399 --> 00:42:44,933 It's ridiculously gorgeous, wear it. 1043 00:42:44,935 --> 00:42:48,337 I'm sorry, T, I'm gonna have to use my veto power here. 1044 00:42:48,339 --> 00:42:50,109 This shows more skin. 1045 00:42:53,178 --> 00:42:56,379 T, I can't believe this is happening. 1046 00:42:56,381 --> 00:42:58,381 Please be careful, Mad. 1047 00:42:58,383 --> 00:42:59,384 Okay, Dad. 1048 00:43:01,318 --> 00:43:02,350 Who else is here? 1049 00:43:02,352 --> 00:43:03,222 I hear music. 1050 00:43:05,890 --> 00:43:07,993 (knocks) 1051 00:43:08,859 --> 00:43:11,259 Mad, you made it! 1052 00:43:11,261 --> 00:43:12,093 [Madison] Hi. 1053 00:43:12,095 --> 00:43:12,930 Hi. 1054 00:43:17,568 --> 00:43:19,968 I guess it could have been worse. 1055 00:43:19,970 --> 00:43:21,069 (laughs) It was worse. 1056 00:43:21,071 --> 00:43:22,370 Oh yeah. 1057 00:43:22,372 --> 00:43:25,241 Oh yeah, I forgot, Cole and Sophie, they had sex. 1058 00:43:25,243 --> 00:43:27,310 With Sophie Sophie? 1059 00:43:27,312 --> 00:43:29,245 Are you effing kidding me? 1060 00:43:29,247 --> 00:43:30,046 How convenient, right? 1061 00:43:30,048 --> 00:43:31,513 Apparently after they dropped me off, 1062 00:43:31,515 --> 00:43:33,348 they went back to his house and had sex. 1063 00:43:33,350 --> 00:43:35,287 Big fat betrayal sex. 1064 00:43:37,021 --> 00:43:38,988 [Teel] How do you know? 1065 00:43:38,990 --> 00:43:40,622 Oh, it's all over Facebook. 1066 00:43:40,624 --> 00:43:42,325 And when I tried to talk to her about it, 1067 00:43:42,327 --> 00:43:44,463 she full on lies to my face. 1068 00:43:49,399 --> 00:43:53,401 You know, Mad, I think it's for the best. 1069 00:43:53,403 --> 00:43:54,270 How? 1070 00:43:54,272 --> 00:43:55,872 Because you don't want your first time 1071 00:43:55,874 --> 00:43:58,274 to be some hookup at a party. 1072 00:43:58,276 --> 00:44:00,243 It was not a hookup! 1073 00:44:00,245 --> 00:44:01,644 It was Cole. 1074 00:44:01,646 --> 00:44:04,448 And besides, it was not my, no. 1075 00:44:05,883 --> 00:44:06,517 What? 1076 00:44:11,321 --> 00:44:12,590 It wasn't what? 1077 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,095 Your first time? 1078 00:44:21,399 --> 00:44:24,336 Madison, are you keeping secrets? 1079 00:44:25,435 --> 00:44:26,238 Madison! 1080 00:44:28,339 --> 00:44:30,105 (laughs) Oh. 1081 00:44:30,107 --> 00:44:32,510 How could you not tell me that? 1082 00:44:33,377 --> 00:44:34,442 Who did you have sex with? 1083 00:44:34,444 --> 00:44:36,678 I can't do this! 1084 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,147 I can't do this! 1085 00:44:38,149 --> 00:44:40,649 I keep trying and I keep messing it up! 1086 00:44:40,651 --> 00:44:42,118 I'm sure they're fine. 1087 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:43,352 No, they're not, they're not fine! 1088 00:44:43,354 --> 00:44:44,687 They're not fine, they have to be perfect! 1089 00:44:44,689 --> 00:44:48,357 My dad is gonna see them and they have to be perfect. 1090 00:44:48,359 --> 00:44:49,959 [Teel] He's not gonna mind. 1091 00:44:49,961 --> 00:44:51,359 No, it has to be perfect! 1092 00:44:51,361 --> 00:44:52,865 I'm starting over. 1093 00:44:55,232 --> 00:44:56,432 Hey, look, Mads. 1094 00:44:56,434 --> 00:44:57,633 Stop. 1095 00:44:57,635 --> 00:44:58,569 Let me see. 1096 00:45:00,104 --> 00:45:00,973 Let me see. 1097 00:45:03,173 --> 00:45:04,640 What? 1098 00:45:04,642 --> 00:45:06,508 It has a smudge right there! 1099 00:45:06,510 --> 00:45:08,511 It looks great. 1100 00:45:08,513 --> 00:45:09,948 No, they don't. 1101 00:45:16,287 --> 00:45:18,189 Mad, Cole's an idiot. 1102 00:45:19,691 --> 00:45:22,390 I can't imagine what he was thinking. 1103 00:45:22,392 --> 00:45:24,993 You're so much prettier than Sophie. 1104 00:45:24,995 --> 00:45:26,397 I'm not pretty. 1105 00:45:28,265 --> 00:45:31,700 You're right, you're not pretty, you're beautiful. 1106 00:45:31,702 --> 00:45:32,701 Shut up. 1107 00:45:32,703 --> 00:45:34,136 I mean it. 1108 00:45:34,138 --> 00:45:37,406 You're intelligent and beautiful... 1109 00:45:37,408 --> 00:45:41,444 You're an intelligent and beautiful girl. 1110 00:45:41,446 --> 00:45:42,745 Woman. 1111 00:45:42,747 --> 00:45:44,348 Woman, even, Mad. 1112 00:45:45,615 --> 00:45:48,551 You're an intelligent and beautiful woman who's fun 1113 00:45:48,553 --> 00:45:52,156 and funny and interesting and mysterious. 1114 00:45:54,158 --> 00:45:55,223 And beautiful. 1115 00:45:55,225 --> 00:45:56,691 You said that three times. 1116 00:45:56,693 --> 00:45:58,062 It was four. 1117 00:46:07,405 --> 00:46:10,441 By the way, I have 37 Facebook friends. 1118 00:46:11,642 --> 00:46:13,712 [Madison] That's great. 1119 00:46:16,446 --> 00:46:18,513 I have an audition this week. 1120 00:46:18,515 --> 00:46:19,682 You didn't tell me that. 1121 00:46:19,684 --> 00:46:22,350 It's not really a big deal. 1122 00:46:22,352 --> 00:46:24,620 [Madison] No spontaneous trips to grandma's house? 1123 00:46:24,622 --> 00:46:27,089 I found a way around that. 1124 00:46:27,091 --> 00:46:28,024 [Madison] How? 1125 00:46:28,026 --> 00:46:30,792 I'm not going to tell my mom. 1126 00:46:30,794 --> 00:46:32,160 What's the part? 1127 00:46:32,162 --> 00:46:32,997 Romeo. 1128 00:46:37,035 --> 00:46:39,035 That's a big part. 1129 00:46:39,037 --> 00:46:41,370 Sure you can handle that? 1130 00:46:41,372 --> 00:46:43,772 Well, you know, I memorized the speech 1131 00:46:43,774 --> 00:46:47,311 but I don't really know what else to do. 1132 00:46:48,678 --> 00:46:50,048 You show me. 1133 00:46:53,350 --> 00:46:54,517 No. 1134 00:46:54,519 --> 00:46:55,153 Oh yeah. 1135 00:46:56,754 --> 00:46:58,553 After my whole ordeal with Cole, 1136 00:46:58,555 --> 00:47:02,658 you don't think I deserve some entertainment? 1137 00:47:02,660 --> 00:47:03,495 Come on. 1138 00:47:06,696 --> 00:47:07,531 Fine. 1139 00:47:09,066 --> 00:47:10,568 You and your ways. 1140 00:47:12,169 --> 00:47:16,705 Okay, but for tonight's performance of Romeo and Juliet, 1141 00:47:16,707 --> 00:47:19,274 the role of Juliet will be played 1142 00:47:19,276 --> 00:47:23,280 by the lovely and talented Miss Madison Daniels. 1143 00:47:24,347 --> 00:47:25,182 Okay. 1144 00:47:33,557 --> 00:47:36,125 Oh, and I figure the scene is more funny than serious 1145 00:47:36,127 --> 00:47:37,692 because he's not like this big romantic, 1146 00:47:37,694 --> 00:47:41,529 he's just horny and wants to see Juliet's boobs. 1147 00:47:41,531 --> 00:47:42,367 Wow. 1148 00:47:43,533 --> 00:47:44,568 Okay. 1149 00:47:50,173 --> 00:47:50,809 Here goes. 1150 00:47:57,515 --> 00:48:00,216 (gasps) But soft! 1151 00:48:00,218 --> 00:48:04,153 What light through yonder window breaks? 1152 00:48:04,155 --> 00:48:07,225 It is the east and Juliet is the sun. 1153 00:48:10,660 --> 00:48:13,863 Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon 1154 00:48:13,865 --> 00:48:16,631 who is already sick and pale with grief 1155 00:48:16,633 --> 00:48:20,671 that thou her maid art far more fair than she! 1156 00:48:21,738 --> 00:48:25,473 Be not her maid, since she is envious! 1157 00:48:25,475 --> 00:48:28,511 Her vestal livery is but sick and green 1158 00:48:28,513 --> 00:48:30,816 and none but fools do wear it. 1159 00:48:33,551 --> 00:48:34,553 Cast it off! 1160 00:48:35,685 --> 00:48:36,655 It is my lady. 1161 00:48:40,624 --> 00:48:42,790 (sighs) It is my love! 1162 00:48:42,792 --> 00:48:44,863 (laughs) 1163 00:48:46,597 --> 00:48:50,102 See how she leans her cheek upon her hand. 1164 00:48:52,636 --> 00:48:56,504 Oh, but I were a glove upon that hand 1165 00:48:56,506 --> 00:48:58,809 that I might touch that cheek. 1166 00:49:05,883 --> 00:49:06,718 That's it. 1167 00:49:07,584 --> 00:49:09,588 So did it suck that bad? 1168 00:49:10,588 --> 00:49:11,720 No. 1169 00:49:11,722 --> 00:49:13,357 That didn't suck. 1170 00:49:14,457 --> 00:49:16,461 That didn't suck at all. 1171 00:49:20,798 --> 00:49:22,801 (rings) 1172 00:49:27,738 --> 00:49:28,671 It's late. 1173 00:49:28,673 --> 00:49:29,837 Why are you calling me? 1174 00:49:29,839 --> 00:49:31,973 Were you asleep? 1175 00:49:31,975 --> 00:49:33,508 Yeah. 1176 00:49:33,510 --> 00:49:35,611 Do you know what time it is? 1177 00:49:35,613 --> 00:49:40,549 Well, wake up, because I have something to show you. 1178 00:49:40,551 --> 00:49:43,551 I'm up, I just can't promise I'll stay up. 1179 00:49:43,553 --> 00:49:45,854 [Madison] I think I can keep you up. 1180 00:49:45,856 --> 00:49:47,622 We'll see. 1181 00:49:47,624 --> 00:49:48,792 We will see. 1182 00:49:52,696 --> 00:49:53,597 So, what? 1183 00:49:54,765 --> 00:49:56,568 T, don't rush me. 1184 00:49:57,667 --> 00:49:58,700 Mad, I'm really tired. 1185 00:49:58,702 --> 00:50:00,401 I want to go back to bed. 1186 00:50:00,403 --> 00:50:01,803 You wish. 1187 00:50:01,805 --> 00:50:02,870 You're being weird. 1188 00:50:02,872 --> 00:50:03,973 Good night. 1189 00:50:03,975 --> 00:50:05,307 No, T, wait, wait! 1190 00:50:05,309 --> 00:50:06,711 T, give me a sec. 1191 00:50:08,379 --> 00:50:11,917 I'm just gonna put my head down right here. 1192 00:50:16,254 --> 00:50:18,256 So I've been thinking. 1193 00:50:22,660 --> 00:50:25,828 I've been thinking a lot about what you said. 1194 00:50:25,830 --> 00:50:29,798 Whatever it was, it sure was brilliant. 1195 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,838 How I shouldn't try to have sex with idiots, 1196 00:50:35,606 --> 00:50:37,538 especially Cole. 1197 00:50:37,540 --> 00:50:39,875 It's good to be idiot-free. 1198 00:50:39,877 --> 00:50:40,712 I agree. 1199 00:50:44,749 --> 00:50:47,252 I was also thinking about you. 1200 00:50:48,852 --> 00:50:50,718 I'm flattered. 1201 00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:53,490 I was thinking about you a lot. 1202 00:50:55,459 --> 00:50:57,796 And how you're not an idiot. 1203 00:51:00,464 --> 00:51:01,266 So... 1204 00:51:05,502 --> 00:51:06,338 This... 1205 00:51:08,872 --> 00:51:09,937 Is for you. 1206 00:51:09,939 --> 00:51:12,707 (slow music) 1207 00:51:12,709 --> 00:51:14,778 Uh, what are you doing? 1208 00:51:21,484 --> 00:51:22,618 Seriously, Mad. 1209 00:51:22,620 --> 00:51:23,755 Just enjoy it. 1210 00:51:29,327 --> 00:51:30,725 Do you like it? 1211 00:51:30,727 --> 00:51:31,562 Uh... 1212 00:51:32,430 --> 00:51:34,598 I'll take that as a yes. 1213 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,468 Madison, don't. 1214 00:51:39,470 --> 00:51:40,868 Don't be a prude. 1215 00:51:40,870 --> 00:51:42,470 Mad, Mad, stop, seriously. 1216 00:51:42,472 --> 00:51:44,006 This is not, I'm not watching this! 1217 00:51:44,008 --> 00:51:45,808 I'm not watching. 1218 00:51:45,810 --> 00:51:47,109 Why not? 1219 00:51:47,111 --> 00:51:49,410 [Teel] Because it's weird and desperate. 1220 00:51:49,412 --> 00:51:50,812 Weird and desperate? 1221 00:51:50,814 --> 00:51:51,849 Yeah. 1222 00:51:52,917 --> 00:51:54,415 You're an ass! 1223 00:51:54,417 --> 00:51:55,651 What? 1224 00:51:55,653 --> 00:51:57,019 I'm trying to give you something! 1225 00:51:57,021 --> 00:51:59,455 My own personal internet porn? 1226 00:51:59,457 --> 00:52:00,788 Is that what this is? 1227 00:52:00,790 --> 00:52:02,457 Well, Mad, that's what it feels like. 1228 00:52:02,459 --> 00:52:03,658 So I disgust you. 1229 00:52:03,660 --> 00:52:05,928 No, no, you don't disgust me. 1230 00:52:05,930 --> 00:52:07,363 Then what? 1231 00:52:07,365 --> 00:52:09,798 We're friends and you wanna stay friends? 1232 00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:10,901 Well, yeah. 1233 00:52:14,671 --> 00:52:15,504 Fuck you. 1234 00:52:15,506 --> 00:52:16,341 Wait. 1235 00:52:18,943 --> 00:52:19,778 What? 1236 00:52:29,486 --> 00:52:31,488 (dings) 1237 00:52:39,930 --> 00:52:41,933 (dings) 1238 00:52:54,944 --> 00:52:56,948 (rings) 1239 00:52:58,883 --> 00:52:59,848 What? 1240 00:52:59,850 --> 00:53:01,549 I'm sorry. 1241 00:53:01,551 --> 00:53:02,817 Okay. 1242 00:53:02,819 --> 00:53:06,622 I'll hold onto that while I cry myself to sleep. 1243 00:53:06,624 --> 00:53:07,555 I mean it. 1244 00:53:07,557 --> 00:53:10,526 I didn't even know you liked me. 1245 00:53:10,528 --> 00:53:11,993 Yeah right. 1246 00:53:11,995 --> 00:53:13,629 Mad, I'm serious. 1247 00:53:13,631 --> 00:53:14,796 I figured you'd be out 1248 00:53:14,798 --> 00:53:17,866 chasing all the gorgeous popular guys. 1249 00:53:17,868 --> 00:53:20,067 T, you're gorgeous. 1250 00:53:20,069 --> 00:53:21,669 No, I'm not. 1251 00:53:21,671 --> 00:53:23,504 T, yes, you are. 1252 00:53:23,506 --> 00:53:24,908 And you're sweet. 1253 00:53:26,910 --> 00:53:30,145 And you actually listen to what I say. 1254 00:53:30,147 --> 00:53:32,480 What did you expect? 1255 00:53:32,482 --> 00:53:33,881 I don't know. 1256 00:53:33,883 --> 00:53:35,984 [Madison] First you internet stalk me, 1257 00:53:35,986 --> 00:53:37,986 then you have all these deep conversations with me, 1258 00:53:37,988 --> 00:53:40,522 then you're all like "You're beautiful and intelligent 1259 00:53:40,524 --> 00:53:41,857 "and Cole's an idiot." 1260 00:53:41,859 --> 00:53:43,058 He is an idiot. 1261 00:53:43,060 --> 00:53:45,430 Yeah, well, you are too. 1262 00:53:46,229 --> 00:53:47,895 Yeah, I guess I am. 1263 00:53:47,897 --> 00:53:49,932 Then why do I feel like the idiot? 1264 00:53:49,934 --> 00:53:53,769 Look, Mad, I've been driving around all night 1265 00:53:53,771 --> 00:53:56,037 trying to decide whether to tell you this. 1266 00:53:56,039 --> 00:53:57,872 Wait, driving? 1267 00:53:57,874 --> 00:53:59,640 My mom's afraid to practice with me, 1268 00:53:59,642 --> 00:54:01,944 so sometimes when I can't sleep, I take my grandma's car 1269 00:54:01,946 --> 00:54:04,712 around the neighborhood. 1270 00:54:04,714 --> 00:54:05,550 Rebel. 1271 00:54:09,687 --> 00:54:12,022 I don't really like girls. 1272 00:54:15,626 --> 00:54:16,991 I'm hanging up now. 1273 00:54:16,993 --> 00:54:18,660 No, no, wait, Mad, I mean it. 1274 00:54:18,662 --> 00:54:20,495 You don't get it. 1275 00:54:20,497 --> 00:54:24,500 I don't really like any girls that way. 1276 00:54:24,502 --> 00:54:25,136 Because... 1277 00:54:28,839 --> 00:54:29,674 Oh, crap. 1278 00:54:32,709 --> 00:54:35,879 I like boys. 1279 00:54:36,881 --> 00:54:37,714 What? 1280 00:54:38,848 --> 00:54:39,684 Yeah. 1281 00:54:40,684 --> 00:54:43,086 I think I might be, you know. 1282 00:54:49,026 --> 00:54:50,292 That's convenient. 1283 00:54:50,294 --> 00:54:52,127 Mad, I mean it. 1284 00:54:52,129 --> 00:54:55,029 You're the first person I've ever told. 1285 00:54:55,031 --> 00:54:56,066 Wait, really? 1286 00:54:57,968 --> 00:54:58,803 Really. 1287 00:54:59,970 --> 00:55:02,104 I've been wanting to tell you for like a really long time 1288 00:55:02,106 --> 00:55:05,207 but I didn't know when or how to bring it up. 1289 00:55:05,209 --> 00:55:07,709 Well, this was perfect timing. 1290 00:55:07,711 --> 00:55:08,713 I'm sorry. 1291 00:55:09,613 --> 00:55:10,615 Are you... 1292 00:55:11,314 --> 00:55:13,048 Are you sure? 1293 00:55:13,050 --> 00:55:16,250 I'm not really sure about anything. 1294 00:55:16,252 --> 00:55:18,819 Then how do you know? 1295 00:55:18,821 --> 00:55:21,823 Well, I mean, there aren't really girls 1296 00:55:21,825 --> 00:55:25,093 that I think about more than any others except for you. 1297 00:55:25,095 --> 00:55:27,796 But then I just think about, you know, 1298 00:55:27,798 --> 00:55:30,232 what we're going to talk about next time we see each other. 1299 00:55:30,234 --> 00:55:31,769 Not other stuff. 1300 00:55:33,002 --> 00:55:36,807 Do you think about other stuff with boys? 1301 00:55:37,941 --> 00:55:40,144 Yeah, kind of all the time. 1302 00:55:42,146 --> 00:55:42,981 Oh. 1303 00:55:44,113 --> 00:55:45,550 Like, you know. 1304 00:55:47,084 --> 00:55:47,919 Sonny. 1305 00:55:48,852 --> 00:55:49,854 Wait, him? 1306 00:55:51,055 --> 00:55:52,687 Yeah. 1307 00:55:52,689 --> 00:55:54,122 Him. 1308 00:55:54,124 --> 00:55:55,158 A lot. 1309 00:55:56,359 --> 00:55:57,495 I can see why. 1310 00:55:59,095 --> 00:56:02,196 Me and him used to be such good friends when we were kids. 1311 00:56:02,198 --> 00:56:04,031 But then we both changed so much 1312 00:56:04,033 --> 00:56:06,067 and he became really good at sports 1313 00:56:06,069 --> 00:56:11,006 and I became really good at watching him play sports. 1314 00:56:11,008 --> 00:56:13,077 (laughs) 1315 00:56:14,711 --> 00:56:15,546 T. 1316 00:56:16,847 --> 00:56:19,881 Is this why they beat you up? 1317 00:56:19,883 --> 00:56:21,183 Yeah. 1318 00:56:21,185 --> 00:56:22,820 Well, yes and no. 1319 00:56:23,953 --> 00:56:26,087 [Madison] What do you mean? 1320 00:56:26,089 --> 00:56:28,089 Well, it was because of Sonny. 1321 00:56:28,091 --> 00:56:30,058 Wait, he beat you up? 1322 00:56:30,060 --> 00:56:32,928 No, no, no, no, it was his friends. 1323 00:56:32,930 --> 00:56:35,096 [Madison] He didn't. 1324 00:56:35,098 --> 00:56:35,932 Well... 1325 00:56:39,937 --> 00:56:42,703 You remember when he came over to my house 1326 00:56:42,705 --> 00:56:44,906 after I helped him cheat? 1327 00:56:44,908 --> 00:56:47,075 You said you didn't. 1328 00:56:47,077 --> 00:56:50,212 [Teel] Yeah, that's what I said. 1329 00:56:50,214 --> 00:56:51,747 Okay. 1330 00:56:51,749 --> 00:56:55,852 Well, ice cream with my mom was perfectly awkward. 1331 00:56:57,321 --> 00:57:00,087 But then we started talking about this card game 1332 00:57:00,089 --> 00:57:03,290 that we used to play when we were kids, Magic? 1333 00:57:03,292 --> 00:57:08,095 And it turned out that he was still really bummed 1334 00:57:08,097 --> 00:57:12,700 about this card he traded me, like, years ago. 1335 00:57:12,702 --> 00:57:16,037 And so I told him that I still had it. 1336 00:57:16,039 --> 00:57:20,210 So we went up to my room and I gave it back to him. 1337 00:57:21,377 --> 00:57:24,245 And then we started looking at all the other cards 1338 00:57:24,247 --> 00:57:26,818 and kind of looking at each one 1339 00:57:28,017 --> 00:57:30,451 and reliving some of our old battles. 1340 00:57:30,453 --> 00:57:32,888 (laughs) 1341 00:57:32,890 --> 00:57:36,728 And then I honestly don't know how it happened 1342 00:57:38,162 --> 00:57:41,832 but there was this, like, tingly electric gravity 1343 00:57:43,734 --> 00:57:46,435 between us and it kept pulling us closer 1344 00:57:46,437 --> 00:57:48,106 and closer together. 1345 00:57:49,740 --> 00:57:52,377 And then suddenly we were kissing. 1346 00:57:53,343 --> 00:57:55,410 (gasps) 1347 00:57:55,412 --> 00:57:58,182 I know, I was, like, shocked too. 1348 00:58:00,249 --> 00:58:03,151 It was literally like every fantasy I ever had 1349 00:58:03,153 --> 00:58:06,957 was coming true in one simultaneous moment. 1350 00:58:08,292 --> 00:58:11,392 And so we kept kissing for like five minutes 1351 00:58:11,394 --> 00:58:13,227 and then, you know, 1352 00:58:13,229 --> 00:58:16,798 both of us getting more and more into it. 1353 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:20,035 And then really suddenly, he pulled away. 1354 00:58:20,037 --> 00:58:21,903 Like super abruptly. 1355 00:58:21,905 --> 00:58:24,906 And he got out of there as fast as he could. 1356 00:58:24,908 --> 00:58:27,241 He didn't say anything to me as he was leaving, 1357 00:58:27,243 --> 00:58:31,214 but, Mad, for those five minutes, it was like magic. 1358 00:58:34,151 --> 00:58:34,986 T! 1359 00:58:37,854 --> 00:58:40,321 So what happened though? 1360 00:58:40,323 --> 00:58:42,924 He completely ignored me the next day at school, 1361 00:58:42,926 --> 00:58:44,125 so I tried texting him. 1362 00:58:44,127 --> 00:58:48,330 But he was just like "Who is this, how'd you get my number?" 1363 00:58:48,332 --> 00:58:52,703 So I mustered up the courage to go talk to him after school. 1364 00:58:57,173 --> 00:59:00,441 Well, I wasn't gonna show you this, 1365 00:59:00,443 --> 00:59:01,745 but whatever. 1366 00:59:04,847 --> 00:59:05,482 Here. 1367 00:59:12,388 --> 00:59:14,321 Hey, Mad, I know you're in school right now 1368 00:59:14,323 --> 00:59:17,258 but I wanted to show you my latest triumph. 1369 00:59:17,260 --> 00:59:21,264 I think I'm gonna go try to talk to Sonny again. 1370 00:59:23,432 --> 00:59:24,501 Wish me luck. 1371 00:59:38,981 --> 00:59:39,816 Hey. 1372 00:59:40,984 --> 00:59:41,819 Hey. 1373 00:59:43,319 --> 00:59:46,488 [Teel] So biology sucked today, huh? 1374 00:59:46,490 --> 00:59:47,325 Yeah. 1375 00:59:49,993 --> 00:59:51,359 Listen, I gotta go. 1376 00:59:51,361 --> 00:59:52,961 [Teel] I was actually wondering if maybe we could... 1377 00:59:52,963 --> 00:59:57,098 Hey, that that fag you were talking about? 1378 00:59:57,100 --> 00:59:58,299 Yeah. 1379 00:59:58,301 --> 01:00:00,301 I don't know what he wants, but he's not gonna find it here. 1380 01:00:00,303 --> 01:00:02,169 I think I know what he wants. 1381 01:00:02,171 --> 01:00:03,370 [Teel] Can we go somewhere and talk? 1382 01:00:03,372 --> 01:00:04,872 We have nothing to talk about. 1383 01:00:04,874 --> 01:00:05,906 [Teel] I just was... 1384 01:00:05,908 --> 01:00:06,540 Whoa! 1385 01:00:06,542 --> 01:00:08,243 Get away! 1386 01:00:08,245 --> 01:00:09,276 Get away, assbag. 1387 01:00:09,278 --> 01:00:10,444 [Teel] Get off of me! 1388 01:00:10,446 --> 01:00:11,446 That was a mistake. 1389 01:00:11,448 --> 01:00:13,448 [Teel] Get off! 1390 01:00:13,450 --> 01:00:14,452 Like that? 1391 01:00:16,553 --> 01:00:19,557 Oh, Sonny, Sonny, I want you so bad! 1392 01:00:21,390 --> 01:00:23,493 (laughs) 1393 01:00:27,430 --> 01:00:29,300 (crying) 1394 01:00:32,602 --> 01:00:33,436 T. 1395 01:00:35,472 --> 01:00:36,307 Yeah. 1396 01:00:37,540 --> 01:00:41,209 T, I can't believe they would do that. 1397 01:00:41,211 --> 01:00:43,414 Is this gonna be weird now? 1398 01:00:45,348 --> 01:00:46,180 [Madison] Us? 1399 01:00:46,182 --> 01:00:47,482 Yeah. 1400 01:00:47,484 --> 01:00:49,283 [Madison] No, T. 1401 01:00:49,285 --> 01:00:50,584 Yeah, it's gonna be totally weird. 1402 01:00:50,586 --> 01:00:52,287 This is why I didn't tell you for so long, Mad, 1403 01:00:52,289 --> 01:00:54,455 because I knew things would get all weird. 1404 01:00:54,457 --> 01:00:55,522 No. 1405 01:00:55,524 --> 01:00:57,325 No, they're not weird. 1406 01:00:57,327 --> 01:01:00,127 Yeah, well, if you say so. 1407 01:01:00,129 --> 01:01:02,129 T, I'm serious. 1408 01:01:02,131 --> 01:01:03,631 You gotta give me a break. 1409 01:01:03,633 --> 01:01:08,004 I just found out tonight while I was in my underwear. 1410 01:01:12,642 --> 01:01:14,845 (rings) 1411 01:01:15,544 --> 01:01:16,511 T, wake up. 1412 01:01:16,513 --> 01:01:17,379 I have an idea. 1413 01:01:17,381 --> 01:01:19,314 Don't you ever sleep? 1414 01:01:19,316 --> 01:01:23,317 What if you start a gay-straight alliance at your school? 1415 01:01:23,319 --> 01:01:24,155 No way. 1416 01:01:25,421 --> 01:01:27,221 I looked and there aren't any in your area. 1417 01:01:27,223 --> 01:01:29,189 You could connect to other gay kids at your school. 1418 01:01:29,191 --> 01:01:31,325 You could maybe even help them out. 1419 01:01:31,327 --> 01:01:33,461 Yeah, help them get the crap kicked out of them. 1420 01:01:33,463 --> 01:01:35,196 No, T, that's the whole point of GSA, 1421 01:01:35,198 --> 01:01:36,598 so that wouldn't happen. 1422 01:01:36,600 --> 01:01:39,401 I'm sorry, not interested. 1423 01:01:39,403 --> 01:01:41,303 T, you need support. 1424 01:01:41,305 --> 01:01:44,372 Look, I really appreciate what you're trying to do 1425 01:01:44,374 --> 01:01:46,644 but I'm not ready for that. 1426 01:01:48,412 --> 01:01:51,279 T, you can't just sit there and suffer. 1427 01:01:51,281 --> 01:01:52,613 All by yourself. 1428 01:01:52,615 --> 01:01:53,984 Yeah, I can. 1429 01:01:55,218 --> 01:01:57,352 [Madison] No, T, you need to tell someone. 1430 01:01:57,354 --> 01:01:58,419 I did. 1431 01:01:58,421 --> 01:01:59,988 No, someone other than me. 1432 01:01:59,990 --> 01:02:02,256 People need to know so that they can help you. 1433 01:02:02,258 --> 01:02:04,325 They're the ones who need help. 1434 01:02:04,327 --> 01:02:05,526 Fine. 1435 01:02:05,528 --> 01:02:07,095 Fine, then make them deal with you. 1436 01:02:07,097 --> 01:02:09,163 Mad, stop pushing me, okay? 1437 01:02:09,165 --> 01:02:10,464 I'm not pushing you. 1438 01:02:10,466 --> 01:02:12,700 I don't want to be your cause anymore. 1439 01:02:12,702 --> 01:02:15,203 You're not my cause, you're my friend. 1440 01:02:15,205 --> 01:02:17,404 Then stop friending me so hard. 1441 01:02:17,406 --> 01:02:21,479 T, just look at the website I'm sending to you. 1442 01:02:27,316 --> 01:02:30,484 You just posted that on my wall. 1443 01:02:30,486 --> 01:02:31,352 [Madison] So what? 1444 01:02:31,354 --> 01:02:33,687 So now everyone's gonna think I'm gay. 1445 01:02:33,689 --> 01:02:35,490 [Madison] No, T, it's just a link. 1446 01:02:35,492 --> 01:02:38,526 It's a link to a gay website, Mad! 1447 01:02:38,528 --> 01:02:40,395 It's for straight people too. 1448 01:02:40,397 --> 01:02:42,629 You don't, you don't send that to someone 1449 01:02:42,631 --> 01:02:44,499 unless you think they're gay! 1450 01:02:44,501 --> 01:02:45,633 You are gay. 1451 01:02:45,635 --> 01:02:48,303 Well, I'm sorry if I don't want to flaunt my sexuality 1452 01:02:48,305 --> 01:02:51,605 all over the internet like some people I know. 1453 01:02:51,607 --> 01:02:53,741 Why are you being such a jerk? 1454 01:02:53,743 --> 01:02:56,511 Because you just outed me to all my friends! 1455 01:02:56,513 --> 01:02:58,215 What friends, T? 1456 01:02:59,548 --> 01:03:01,348 You have like 78 acquaintances on Facebook 1457 01:03:01,350 --> 01:03:02,484 who don't even see your feed 1458 01:03:02,486 --> 01:03:05,156 because you don't post anything. 1459 01:03:08,758 --> 01:03:09,592 T. 1460 01:03:11,327 --> 01:03:13,428 (sighs) 1461 01:03:13,430 --> 01:03:15,162 (rings) 1462 01:03:15,164 --> 01:03:17,567 (slow music) 1463 01:03:35,685 --> 01:03:40,057 ♪ It's been a while since I've been here 1464 01:03:41,524 --> 01:03:46,093 ♪ It's a cold day in hell and 1465 01:03:46,095 --> 01:03:50,266 ♪ I will be what you want me to be 1466 01:03:53,537 --> 01:03:57,604 ♪ It's cold, it judges everyone 1467 01:03:57,606 --> 01:04:01,711 ♪ Beautifully broken, just like everyone 1468 01:04:22,164 --> 01:04:25,668 ♪ Let's never say goodbye 1469 01:04:27,370 --> 01:04:30,674 ♪ Let's never say goodbye 1470 01:04:34,510 --> 01:04:36,276 ♪ Here we are 1471 01:04:36,278 --> 01:04:38,812 ♪ In this park, chasing stars 1472 01:04:38,814 --> 01:04:42,484 ♪ Staring at the distance 1473 01:04:42,486 --> 01:04:45,319 ♪ The distance 1474 01:04:45,321 --> 01:04:48,223 ♪ Hold my hand, take a chance 1475 01:04:48,225 --> 01:04:52,396 ♪ Forget your plans, just sit back and listen 1476 01:04:53,430 --> 01:04:56,131 ♪ And listen 1477 01:04:56,133 --> 01:04:58,732 ♪ All these moments that we share 1478 01:04:58,734 --> 01:05:03,571 ♪ I wouldn't trade them for any reason 1479 01:05:03,573 --> 01:05:05,776 ♪ Any reason 1480 01:05:08,278 --> 01:05:12,348 ♪ Do you remember all the nights 1481 01:05:13,682 --> 01:05:17,655 ♪ You'd stay awake to help me fight 1482 01:05:19,189 --> 01:05:23,223 ♪ Your smile's all I need to survive 1483 01:05:23,225 --> 01:05:27,428 ♪ As long as you're with me, I'm alright 1484 01:05:27,430 --> 01:05:30,734 ♪ Let's never say goodbye 1485 01:05:38,475 --> 01:05:41,779 ♪ Let's never say goodbye 1486 01:05:50,921 --> 01:05:53,453 ♪ You and I, side by side 1487 01:05:53,455 --> 01:05:57,627 ♪ Wasting time, laughing about the nether 1488 01:06:18,281 --> 01:06:21,549 Here we are at my dad's retirement party. 1489 01:06:21,551 --> 01:06:24,451 Wow, look at those amazing decorations. 1490 01:06:24,453 --> 01:06:25,285 Aren't they incredible? 1491 01:06:25,287 --> 01:06:26,787 Oh, but the cake. 1492 01:06:26,789 --> 01:06:29,691 Oh yeah, the cake, yummy. 1493 01:06:29,693 --> 01:06:31,459 I wonder who made it? 1494 01:06:31,461 --> 01:06:33,895 Shh, I won't tell if you don't. 1495 01:06:33,897 --> 01:06:35,796 Obviously, all these people are here 1496 01:06:35,798 --> 01:06:39,000 because of my expertly designed invitations. 1497 01:06:39,002 --> 01:06:41,401 Well, almost everybody. 1498 01:06:41,403 --> 01:06:43,437 I wish my friend Teel was here. 1499 01:06:43,439 --> 01:06:46,543 But we can't have it all now, can we? 1500 01:06:59,756 --> 01:07:01,692 (dings) 1501 01:07:11,267 --> 01:07:13,269 (dings) 1502 01:07:17,506 --> 01:07:19,510 (dings) 1503 01:07:55,711 --> 01:07:57,714 (rings) 1504 01:07:59,816 --> 01:08:00,818 Hey. 1505 01:08:11,861 --> 01:08:13,696 What's with the cards? 1506 01:08:27,644 --> 01:08:28,479 Okay. 1507 01:08:37,087 --> 01:08:38,187 It's alright. 1508 01:08:42,057 --> 01:08:43,624 There's a smudge on that one. 1509 01:08:43,626 --> 01:08:45,695 (laughs) 1510 01:08:54,770 --> 01:08:57,640 Mad, you don't need to be fixed. 1511 01:09:14,723 --> 01:09:16,894 Mad, really, it's alright. 1512 01:09:21,163 --> 01:09:21,998 Yeah. 1513 01:09:27,570 --> 01:09:28,405 Yeah. 1514 01:09:32,809 --> 01:09:34,541 You used to make me climb around the back 1515 01:09:34,543 --> 01:09:37,711 because supposedly the front was being guarded. 1516 01:09:37,713 --> 01:09:39,846 I'd get all these scratches all over my arms 1517 01:09:39,848 --> 01:09:41,017 from the bark. 1518 01:09:46,623 --> 01:09:48,726 (crying) 1519 01:09:51,494 --> 01:09:52,129 Me too. 1520 01:09:55,798 --> 01:09:56,867 Yeah, I know. 1521 01:10:27,529 --> 01:10:28,931 What do you mean? 1522 01:10:35,605 --> 01:10:36,938 (knocking) 1523 01:10:36,940 --> 01:10:38,973 [Madison's Father] Maddie, it's almost nine! 1524 01:10:38,975 --> 01:10:39,943 Okay, Daddy! 1525 01:10:41,910 --> 01:10:44,911 Wait, what are you talking about? 1526 01:10:44,913 --> 01:10:46,516 Keep watching what? 1527 01:10:49,953 --> 01:10:50,988 Madison. 1528 01:10:52,922 --> 01:10:54,458 Okay, I promise. 1529 01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:08,902 You're kinda starting to freak me out. 1530 01:11:08,904 --> 01:11:10,237 Madison. 1531 01:11:10,239 --> 01:11:11,073 Madison! 1532 01:11:30,159 --> 01:11:32,229 (crying) 1533 01:12:20,976 --> 01:12:23,279 (door creaks) 1534 01:13:48,030 --> 01:13:48,864 Stop. 1535 01:13:58,807 --> 01:13:59,642 Stop. 1536 01:14:06,082 --> 01:14:08,185 (crying) 1537 01:14:22,397 --> 01:14:25,202 Hi, I'd like to report a crime. 1538 01:14:30,707 --> 01:14:32,709 (rings) 1539 01:14:39,015 --> 01:14:40,281 You shouldn't have done that. 1540 01:14:40,283 --> 01:14:41,482 Are you okay? 1541 01:14:41,484 --> 01:14:42,450 What happened, did the cops come? 1542 01:14:42,452 --> 01:14:44,785 Did they arrest him? 1543 01:14:44,787 --> 01:14:45,952 Yeah, they came. 1544 01:14:45,954 --> 01:14:47,153 And my dad cleared things up. 1545 01:14:47,155 --> 01:14:49,023 It was all a misunderstanding. 1546 01:14:49,025 --> 01:14:50,357 What do you mean, cleared it up? 1547 01:14:50,359 --> 01:14:51,925 Didn't you tell them? 1548 01:14:51,927 --> 01:14:54,027 I told them that I made it up. 1549 01:14:54,029 --> 01:14:55,429 What? 1550 01:14:55,431 --> 01:15:00,267 T, I don't think we should be talking anymore, okay? 1551 01:15:00,269 --> 01:15:02,268 Madison, what the hell? 1552 01:15:02,270 --> 01:15:04,804 I have to be there for my dad right now. 1553 01:15:04,806 --> 01:15:06,273 He's going through a lot, so... 1554 01:15:06,275 --> 01:15:07,207 [Teel] No, no, Madison. 1555 01:15:07,209 --> 01:15:08,408 You need to do something. 1556 01:15:08,410 --> 01:15:10,344 Good luck with the show. 1557 01:15:10,346 --> 01:15:11,746 Wait, Madison! 1558 01:15:11,748 --> 01:15:12,382 Madison! 1559 01:15:19,521 --> 01:15:21,322 Alack, there lies more peril... 1560 01:15:21,324 --> 01:15:22,756 Alack, there lies more... 1561 01:15:22,758 --> 01:15:25,893 Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye... 1562 01:15:25,895 --> 01:15:27,897 (sighs) 1563 01:15:37,038 --> 01:15:39,275 (calm music) 1564 01:15:53,455 --> 01:15:55,758 (laughs) 1565 01:15:58,060 --> 01:15:58,893 Hey, sweetie. 1566 01:15:58,895 --> 01:15:59,527 Mom. 1567 01:15:59,529 --> 01:16:00,460 Sorry, knock knock. 1568 01:16:00,462 --> 01:16:01,828 You need a ride to rehearsal? 1569 01:16:01,830 --> 01:16:03,330 No, Karina and Sydney are picking me up. 1570 01:16:03,332 --> 01:16:05,532 Also I think everyone's going to go out afterwards, 1571 01:16:05,534 --> 01:16:08,301 so I might be home late. 1572 01:16:08,303 --> 01:16:11,138 You know, grandma's coming to your opening tomorrow. 1573 01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:11,975 Okay. 1574 01:16:13,208 --> 01:16:14,841 I'm very proud of you. 1575 01:16:14,843 --> 01:16:16,343 Mom, gotta run my lines. 1576 01:16:16,345 --> 01:16:17,847 Okay, I'm going. 1577 01:16:26,189 --> 01:16:30,360 (mumbles) Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye 1578 01:16:31,260 --> 01:16:33,296 than in 20 of their swords. 1579 01:16:37,499 --> 01:16:39,502 (sighs) 1580 01:17:01,289 --> 01:17:03,357 Obviously all these people are here 1581 01:17:03,359 --> 01:17:06,359 because of my expertly designed invitations. 1582 01:17:06,361 --> 01:17:08,562 Well, almost everybody. 1583 01:17:08,564 --> 01:17:10,598 I wish my friend Teel was here. 1584 01:17:10,600 --> 01:17:11,234 But... 1585 01:17:13,069 --> 01:17:15,469 I wish my friend Teel was here. 1586 01:17:15,471 --> 01:17:17,571 I wish my friend Teel was here. 1587 01:17:17,573 --> 01:17:20,877 But we can't have it all now, can we? 1588 01:18:04,921 --> 01:18:06,386 Hey, Mad! 1589 01:18:06,388 --> 01:18:08,557 Right now I am on the run. 1590 01:18:10,493 --> 01:18:13,559 I stole my grandma's car and a bunch of money 1591 01:18:13,561 --> 01:18:15,395 from my dad's sock drawer 1592 01:18:15,397 --> 01:18:17,331 and I told my director a whole story 1593 01:18:17,333 --> 01:18:19,366 about having, like, a dire family emergency 1594 01:18:19,368 --> 01:18:20,501 and he bought the whole thing. 1595 01:18:20,503 --> 01:18:23,304 It turns out I'm a pretty good actor. 1596 01:18:23,306 --> 01:18:26,307 (laughs) And now here I am on the road. 1597 01:18:26,309 --> 01:18:29,079 I know it's a little bit extreme, 1598 01:18:31,113 --> 01:18:32,412 but you're not taking my calls. 1599 01:18:32,414 --> 01:18:34,383 So California here I come. 1600 01:18:39,488 --> 01:18:43,389 Apparently there are nothing but trees in Illinois. 1601 01:18:43,391 --> 01:18:45,095 Oh, look, a field. 1602 01:18:49,198 --> 01:18:50,264 I guess that's the end of that... 1603 01:18:50,266 --> 01:18:51,635 Oh my god, a field! 1604 01:18:53,336 --> 01:18:54,268 Mad, if you don't pick up, 1605 01:18:54,270 --> 01:18:56,703 I'm gonna be forced to do something drastic. 1606 01:18:56,705 --> 01:18:59,074 (screams) 1607 01:19:00,543 --> 01:19:02,445 Oh man, it's so pretty. 1608 01:19:04,079 --> 01:19:06,513 Hey, Mad, really wish you would talk to me right now. 1609 01:19:06,515 --> 01:19:09,419 I'm trying to stay awake over here. 1610 01:19:11,454 --> 01:19:14,658 Nothing a caffeinated beverage can't fix. 1611 01:19:19,028 --> 01:19:20,493 (sighs) 1612 01:19:20,495 --> 01:19:21,594 (dings) 1613 01:19:21,596 --> 01:19:23,132 Oh, it's my mom. 1614 01:19:25,001 --> 01:19:26,265 She's probably freaking out. 1615 01:19:26,267 --> 01:19:28,568 I bet she's called the cops like three times. 1616 01:19:28,570 --> 01:19:31,573 This could be a very pointless trip. 1617 01:19:36,412 --> 01:19:39,412 19 messages from my mom, six from my dad. 1618 01:19:39,414 --> 01:19:41,014 And yes, they have called the cops, 1619 01:19:41,016 --> 01:19:42,249 so congratulations, Mad. 1620 01:19:42,251 --> 01:19:44,518 You've officially turned me into a fugitive. 1621 01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,085 Morning, Mad! 1622 01:19:46,087 --> 01:19:48,621 I hope you're seeing this. 1623 01:19:48,623 --> 01:19:52,459 I never knew it would be so beautiful. 1624 01:19:52,461 --> 01:19:55,028 (camera clicking) 1625 01:19:55,030 --> 01:19:57,434 (upbeat music) 1626 01:20:16,651 --> 01:20:17,483 Hey, Mad. 1627 01:20:17,485 --> 01:20:18,719 Just got here. 1628 01:20:18,721 --> 01:20:21,621 The GPS sent me on kind of a wild goose chase 1629 01:20:21,623 --> 01:20:23,490 and then I realized that you're on South Maple 1630 01:20:23,492 --> 01:20:26,559 and not North Maple, and those are very different addresses. 1631 01:20:26,561 --> 01:20:27,493 (rings) 1632 01:20:27,495 --> 01:20:29,395 Oh, you're calling me. 1633 01:20:29,397 --> 01:20:30,630 Guess where I am right now... 1634 01:20:30,632 --> 01:20:31,631 T, you shouldn't have come here! 1635 01:20:31,633 --> 01:20:33,267 Go home! 1636 01:20:33,269 --> 01:20:34,468 I figured you might say that, but... 1637 01:20:34,470 --> 01:20:36,636 My dad is right downstairs! 1638 01:20:36,638 --> 01:20:40,142 Don't worry, I'm coming around the back. 1639 01:20:46,147 --> 01:20:47,214 What are you doing? 1640 01:20:47,216 --> 01:20:48,282 [Teel] I'm coming up. 1641 01:20:48,284 --> 01:20:49,349 No! 1642 01:20:49,351 --> 01:20:50,186 T! 1643 01:20:52,288 --> 01:20:53,653 Oh my god. 1644 01:20:53,655 --> 01:20:55,522 Oh my god, T, no. 1645 01:20:55,524 --> 01:20:56,857 T! 1646 01:20:56,859 --> 01:20:57,694 No! 1647 01:21:02,498 --> 01:21:03,563 Shh! 1648 01:21:03,565 --> 01:21:04,666 Oh my god, T. 1649 01:21:06,502 --> 01:21:07,537 T, no way. 1650 01:21:08,837 --> 01:21:10,470 T, you're gonna kill yourself. 1651 01:21:10,472 --> 01:21:11,404 [Teel] What else is new? 1652 01:21:11,406 --> 01:21:13,510 [Madison] Oh my god, no. 1653 01:21:14,577 --> 01:21:15,443 [Teel] Hey. 1654 01:21:15,445 --> 01:21:17,443 If my dad sees you, he will kill you. 1655 01:21:17,445 --> 01:21:19,145 Alack, there lies more peril in thine eye 1656 01:21:19,147 --> 01:21:20,647 than in 20 of their swords. 1657 01:21:20,649 --> 01:21:21,514 You have to leave. 1658 01:21:21,516 --> 01:21:23,183 Oh, will thou leave me so unsatisfied? 1659 01:21:23,185 --> 01:21:24,651 What do you want? 1660 01:21:24,653 --> 01:21:26,487 The exchange of thy love's faithful vow from mine. 1661 01:21:26,489 --> 01:21:28,154 [Madison's Father] Maddie? 1662 01:21:28,156 --> 01:21:30,325 I'll be right down, Dad! 1663 01:21:31,694 --> 01:21:33,359 I had to see you in person. 1664 01:21:33,361 --> 01:21:34,694 No, T. 1665 01:21:34,696 --> 01:21:36,596 I already told you that I can't talk to you anymore. 1666 01:21:36,598 --> 01:21:37,563 No, we can go to the police again 1667 01:21:37,565 --> 01:21:38,499 and tell them everything. 1668 01:21:38,501 --> 01:21:40,367 No, they won't believe me, no. 1669 01:21:40,369 --> 01:21:41,201 [Teel] They'll believe me. 1670 01:21:41,203 --> 01:21:42,435 No. 1671 01:21:42,437 --> 01:21:42,902 [Teel] I'll be with you the whole time. 1672 01:21:42,904 --> 01:21:43,703 I said no. 1673 01:21:43,705 --> 01:21:44,670 Why? 1674 01:21:44,672 --> 01:21:45,507 Madison. 1675 01:21:46,775 --> 01:21:48,774 (crying) Look, he's not a monster, okay? 1676 01:21:48,776 --> 01:21:50,210 Yes, he is. 1677 01:21:50,212 --> 01:21:50,844 No, he's not, you don't know him! 1678 01:21:50,846 --> 01:21:51,577 You don't know him! 1679 01:21:51,579 --> 01:21:52,679 Okay, okay. 1680 01:21:52,681 --> 01:21:53,714 No, I can't. 1681 01:21:53,716 --> 01:21:55,682 I can't, okay? 1682 01:21:55,684 --> 01:21:58,618 I can't turn him in, I can't. 1683 01:21:58,620 --> 01:21:59,585 [Teel] I just need you to come with me 1684 01:21:59,587 --> 01:22:00,453 so we can find some help. 1685 01:22:00,455 --> 01:22:01,755 No. 1686 01:22:01,757 --> 01:22:03,223 He will send the National Guard, you don't get it. 1687 01:22:03,225 --> 01:22:04,691 He shouldn't be doing that to you. 1688 01:22:04,693 --> 01:22:06,626 Better that I learn from him 1689 01:22:06,628 --> 01:22:09,830 than some jerkoff boy who doesn't love me! 1690 01:22:09,832 --> 01:22:10,831 He doesn't love you. 1691 01:22:10,833 --> 01:22:12,765 Yes, he does! 1692 01:22:12,767 --> 01:22:15,935 Do you remember how you helped me? 1693 01:22:15,937 --> 01:22:18,438 When I didn't have any friends? 1694 01:22:18,440 --> 01:22:19,639 You remember that? 1695 01:22:19,641 --> 01:22:22,408 Now I have 142 Facebook friends. 1696 01:22:22,410 --> 01:22:24,580 Mad, can you believe that? 1697 01:22:25,780 --> 01:22:30,450 I never could have been able to do that without you. 1698 01:22:30,452 --> 01:22:31,885 Do you know what I was doing on the first night 1699 01:22:31,887 --> 01:22:33,590 that I called you? 1700 01:22:34,757 --> 01:22:37,427 I was planning to commit suicide. 1701 01:22:38,593 --> 01:22:39,593 Right after you left, I took an entire bottle 1702 01:22:39,595 --> 01:22:41,231 of acetaminophen. 1703 01:22:42,530 --> 01:22:44,598 And then you called back. 1704 01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:46,399 You remember that? 1705 01:22:46,401 --> 01:22:47,834 You called me back from the party 1706 01:22:47,836 --> 01:22:50,673 because I was lonely or something. 1707 01:22:52,373 --> 01:22:56,742 And then suddenly I had one friend and that was enough. 1708 01:22:56,744 --> 01:22:58,545 T, I had no idea. 1709 01:22:58,547 --> 01:23:01,415 Well, I didn't want you to know that it was that bad. 1710 01:23:01,417 --> 01:23:06,319 I was mostly just so amazed that this beautiful, brave, 1711 01:23:06,321 --> 01:23:08,790 smart girl wanted to talk to me. 1712 01:23:10,325 --> 01:23:12,162 You helped me so much. 1713 01:23:13,262 --> 01:23:15,165 It's okay to need help. 1714 01:23:16,231 --> 01:23:18,331 142 Facebook friends? 1715 01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:20,634 [Teel] Acquaintances. 1716 01:23:20,636 --> 01:23:23,737 I wish we'd made it to 150. 1717 01:23:23,739 --> 01:23:24,904 (knocks) 1718 01:23:24,906 --> 01:23:26,676 [Teel] We gotta go. 1719 01:23:28,377 --> 01:23:31,545 [Madison's Father] Maddie, what's going on in there? 1720 01:23:31,547 --> 01:23:32,778 Nothing, Dad. 1721 01:23:32,780 --> 01:23:33,447 [Madison's Father] Why's the door locked? 1722 01:23:33,449 --> 01:23:34,715 It's locked? 1723 01:23:34,717 --> 01:23:35,682 [Teel] You gotta come with me, Mad. 1724 01:23:35,684 --> 01:23:36,782 I can't. 1725 01:23:36,784 --> 01:23:37,818 [Madison's Father] Madison, is there a boy in there? 1726 01:23:37,820 --> 01:23:39,353 No, Dad, no! 1727 01:23:39,355 --> 01:23:41,487 [Madison's Father] Open the goddamn door! 1728 01:23:41,489 --> 01:23:42,456 He's gonna kill you. 1729 01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:43,389 I'm not afraid. 1730 01:23:43,391 --> 01:23:43,991 [Madison's Father] Madison! 1731 01:23:43,993 --> 01:23:45,626 Dad, stop, please! 1732 01:23:45,628 --> 01:23:46,893 Oh my god. 1733 01:23:46,895 --> 01:23:47,693 [Madison's Father] Open this door immediately. 1734 01:23:47,695 --> 01:23:48,562 No, I can't go. 1735 01:23:48,564 --> 01:23:49,295 I can't do this. 1736 01:23:49,297 --> 01:23:50,397 It's okay. 1737 01:23:50,399 --> 01:23:51,234 You can. 1738 01:23:52,467 --> 01:23:53,300 No, T. 1739 01:23:53,302 --> 01:23:55,305 You're my best friend. 1740 01:23:56,471 --> 01:24:00,609 [Madison's Father] (banging) Madison! 1741 01:24:04,779 --> 01:24:07,546 (rings) 1742 01:24:07,548 --> 01:24:08,381 Hey. 1743 01:24:08,383 --> 01:24:09,218 Hi. 1744 01:24:09,952 --> 01:24:11,486 How you doing? 1745 01:24:12,354 --> 01:24:13,088 I'm okay. 1746 01:24:14,757 --> 01:24:18,558 Today's been one of the better days. 1747 01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:19,859 [Teel] Good. 1748 01:24:19,861 --> 01:24:20,693 Yeah. 1749 01:24:20,695 --> 01:24:22,728 How's your audition? 1750 01:24:22,730 --> 01:24:26,768 Some are born great, some achieve greatness, 1751 01:24:27,869 --> 01:24:31,404 and some have greatness thrust upon them. 1752 01:24:31,406 --> 01:24:34,441 You are such a drama queen. 1753 01:24:34,443 --> 01:24:36,443 Hey, where are you right now? 1754 01:24:36,445 --> 01:24:37,780 Don't be nosy. 1755 01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:40,617 Close your eyes. 1756 01:24:41,816 --> 01:24:42,948 Why? 1757 01:24:42,950 --> 01:24:45,719 Just close your eyes. 1758 01:24:45,721 --> 01:24:46,556 Okay. 1759 01:25:04,339 --> 01:25:04,973 Tada! 1760 01:25:07,443 --> 01:25:08,742 What is it? 1761 01:25:08,744 --> 01:25:10,810 What does it look like? 1762 01:25:10,812 --> 01:25:11,814 It's a cape. 1763 01:25:14,350 --> 01:25:15,351 Oh my god. 1764 01:25:16,351 --> 01:25:17,917 That is amazing. 1765 01:25:17,919 --> 01:25:20,589 Where were you when I was seven? 1766 01:25:21,789 --> 01:25:22,824 T. 1767 01:25:23,958 --> 01:25:26,729 I just wanted to say thank you. 1768 01:25:27,863 --> 01:25:29,929 To you and your parents 1769 01:25:29,931 --> 01:25:33,700 for being there for me these past few months, 1770 01:25:33,702 --> 01:25:34,934 through the courts and... 1771 01:25:34,936 --> 01:25:36,068 Mad, you don't have to say that. 1772 01:25:36,070 --> 01:25:37,806 Just let me finish. 1773 01:25:40,876 --> 01:25:41,944 You saved me. 1774 01:25:45,881 --> 01:25:47,917 You're my Man of Teel. 1775 01:25:49,885 --> 01:25:50,919 Mad. 1776 01:25:52,454 --> 01:25:54,153 I don't know what to say. 1777 01:25:54,155 --> 01:25:55,891 Don't say anything. 1778 01:25:57,392 --> 01:25:58,026 Just pose. 1779 01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:07,470 (laughs) 1780 01:26:08,503 --> 01:26:09,135 Oh no. 1781 01:26:09,137 --> 01:26:10,770 No! 1782 01:26:10,772 --> 01:26:12,072 You're not actually gonna post that, are you? 1783 01:26:12,074 --> 01:26:12,909 No. 1784 01:26:14,676 --> 01:26:16,579 This one's just for us. 1785 01:26:19,304 --> 01:26:24,304 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1786 01:26:25,020 --> 01:26:29,089 ♪ Don't forget I'm on your side 1787 01:26:29,091 --> 01:26:31,925 ♪ All the beauty in dreaming 1788 01:26:31,927 --> 01:26:35,828 ♪ Don't give up, don't hold it inside 1789 01:26:35,830 --> 01:26:38,831 ♪ Just take a second and breathe in 1790 01:26:38,833 --> 01:26:42,604 ♪ I am always on your side 1791 01:26:47,876 --> 01:26:50,646 ♪ On your side 1792 01:26:54,917 --> 01:26:57,486 ♪ On your side 1793 01:27:01,923 --> 01:27:04,493 ♪ On your side 1794 01:27:47,002 --> 01:27:50,972 ♪ It's hard not to believe that I'm a freak 1795 01:27:52,574 --> 01:27:56,178 ♪ Just walk in the room, you'll hear them talk about me 1796 01:27:57,079 --> 01:27:59,813 ♪ I'll never speak up 1797 01:27:59,815 --> 01:28:02,014 ♪ It won't change a thing 1798 01:28:02,016 --> 01:28:05,987 ♪ 'Cause I'm not good enough for anyone or anything 1799 01:28:07,189 --> 01:28:11,526 ♪ And I try not to eat to make you love me 1800 01:28:12,226 --> 01:28:14,627 ♪ At night I can't sleep 1801 01:28:14,629 --> 01:28:17,264 ♪ 'Cause the words they haunt me 1802 01:28:17,266 --> 01:28:21,637 ♪ And I'll probably give up before next week 1803 01:28:23,038 --> 01:28:27,206 ♪ 'Cause I'm not good enough for anyone or anything 1804 01:28:27,208 --> 01:28:29,943 ♪ You are not alone 1805 01:28:29,945 --> 01:28:32,312 ♪ You will overcome 1806 01:28:32,314 --> 01:28:35,517 ♪ Life is beautiful 1807 01:28:37,252 --> 01:28:39,685 ♪ You are so much more 1808 01:28:39,687 --> 01:28:42,288 ♪ Than what they think you are 1809 01:28:42,290 --> 01:28:45,090 ♪ You are beautiful 1810 01:28:45,092 --> 01:28:48,597 ♪ Yes, you are beautiful 120270