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Two points are connected with a straight line.

Simple and direct.

Like punching.

When it's the right time,

I'll use the quickest way to solve the problem.

Not everyone will agree with this method.

But this is me.

I'm Zhu Fu Long.

"Fu" for Prosperity, "Long" from Bruce Lee

Weight 66.4 kilograms.

A quick and nimble policeman.

I didn't do it

I'm gonna beat you to death, trash..!

Please don't hit me again!

I'm really innocent, Sis Lin.

Really innocent, Sis Lin.

Get lost!

Song Ke Er, are you done?

How many times must i tell you to hurry up?

Oh, I'm on my way...

Grooming for so long?

Everything is ready, except you!

Are you waiting for an invitation?

Quick.. run faster!

Quick, the director is waiting!

Well.

Director, I'm ready.

Shh! The director's plotting the script

Hurry...!

Is this okay?

What's the hurry? Wait a minute.

Telephone

Hello, Ke Er

Finished work?

I'm on my final scene, are you awake yet?

Don't forget to prepare a red packet for my mum,

and get to the wedding shoot before 1PM,

or I'm not marrying you!

I'll be in trouble if you don't marry me!

Since you know that, please don't be late.

Also, I've prepared a suit in the closet for you.

Remember to wear it, okay?

This suit...!

Wow!

What?

This is fashion, don't you know?

Alright, bye

Time for work, see you later

Bye

Move aside

Assistant director, aren't we only shooting the special?

It'll look great if we get it all in one take.

One take?

No way, I'm scared of heights

Wait for the stuntman to arrive, okay?

Why did you jump? The camera's not running!

Do it again!

Hey Rong, what a coincidence?

Buy some pineapple tarts and milk tea -There's action today

Do you want to help?

Huang-sir is hungry -No, catching MLM marketers

Want to help?

No need...

Aren't you on leave?

Yeah! You're dressed smart!

Taking my wedding photo today

Remember, come to my wedding next month.

Sure, congratulations...

Hey, stay safe

Got it, what's the most important?

People's safety!

Eating pineapple tarts again?

You'll get fat quickly

We're catching MLM marketers today

not robbing a bank.

Wow!

What?

Do I look handsome?

Exploding with handsomeness!

Like a hotel manager

Why? Taking your wedding photo with Ke Er at the hotel?

This is fashion, don't you know?

Married people have their brains full of water.

Good morning Good morning

Dear valued customer, please wait...

Wow, so many people?

Sir.

Sir!

Information center, there's a minivan parked carelessly on Queen's Road.

Please call a tow truck, thank you.

Sir, can I borrow a lighter?

No, go find one at the minimart ahead.

Thanks.

Crazy.

What is your name?

Huang Jing Chen

Mr. Huang, what's your date of birth?

27 March 2000

Sir, you're more mature than expected, identification number?

What do you want to do?

I'm Hong Kong SAR traffic police

Huang Zu Rau, number: 71337.

You have parked carelessly, and will be fined 320 dollars.

You can pay through internet banking,

cash or check, no problem.

Your driving license?

How about I report you for obstructing police work?

May you die at work

Hello, dear

I'm at the bank waiting in line

So you haven't withdrawn the money?

I came down as soon as possible

Was I wrong to make you hurry?

No, I'm too slow.

Have you taken care of it yet?

I'm next in line

Then, is it my fault?

No, it's my fault...

Three distinguished guests...

Wow, flu?

If you'll sign this flu insurance for sure ...

It's OK...

There's no signal.

It is okay.

Manager

All squat down.

Take out all your valuable and non-valuable items

Take out the money in the safe!

There is no spare key

Dare to play with me?

Key?

Take it out, want to be like him?

I'm not giving you my car

Son, Uncle wants to play with your car

Lend it to me okay?

-Why are you snatching his car? -Lend it to me okay?

Don't take his toy.

Finish him off.

If everyone would just pay up happily,

You got to be kidding me

But you're pushing me to take your life

Damn hotel manager.

Get out!

Alarm, go!

Quick

Move aside

Sir, wait a minute.

Don't move, you rotten cop.

Police! Don't move!

This car?

Does not matter.

Let's go!

Not my business, boss

Please let me go

Why hit me?

Swerve until he falls!

Zhu Fu Long?

Yes, in the situation now.

Send support immediately

to reduce caualties, without affecting the civiliians

Shoot him dead!

You damn manager.

Would I give up that easily?

Are you okay, Huang-sir?

Long, be more violent

Beat them up

Attack together!

Long, take the chance opportunity comes,out mainstay style.

Do the special move!

Stop! Pull over!

Go die!

Who told you to be a bad person

Give you the last chance

If you surrender,

I'll consider telling the judge to reduce your sentence.

If not, you'll die too You forced me.

It's you who forced me!

Rancid police, you're dead.

You made me get serious

You have no chance now.

Banana Daily Post, 24 hours always with you

I have a live report for you.

We're looking at this handsome and dashing bank

robber engaged in a melee with a bridesgroom

All Hong Kong viewers support you.

Yes, Boss Lao, what's up?

What do you say?

Many people are watching, broadcast more?

Well.

Here, have a hammer.

Don't give up!

How are you viewers?

Do you really want to see the current situation?

Look

Blessed groom is currently in a fight with a undisciplined gangster

Let's look at the bridesgroom

Definitely blessed

How about the gangster?

Really undisciplined

You two fight longer,

Many people are watching your broadcast, you know?

Bald turtle! You're in my view

Go die with your bald head! -Who're you calling bald turtle?

It's you, bald turtle! -Say it again if you've got the guts

Gangster, how are you feeling now?

Great, brother.

Truly a gangster!

A few words from the bridegroom

Die!

Hit the gas!

Stop the car!

Banana

Banana is finished.

Hold on!

It's okay

Tomato, thanks for your concern

Now the situation is very bad.

Our 7 million Hong Kong citizens may be affected anytime...

Charging towards the police station?

Wow, so fast!

What's happening...?

Move aside!

Move aside!

Out of my way!

Chief, are you alright?

Are you alright? Why didn't anyone tell you?

You worried me to death

Zhu Fu Long!

Wait a minute!

Today I...

rushed back from Shenzhen to Hong Kong for our wedding photoshoot.

You?

You left me stranded, and went on live broadcast!

When I saw Chen in mortal danger,

How could I not help him?

He's like my brother, we're both policemen

What police?

Are you the only cop in Hong Kong? Have the others all been wiped out?

I followed you for ten years, you told me that this time I would be the lead

In the end?

All of Hong Kong is laughing at me, I've lost face

Treat it as gossip

Gossip, my foot!

You have never even been promoted

How can you take care of me?

If you could then I wouldn't need to work anymore!

I've been telling you not to work

In what way could I not take care of you?

If I stop working who's going to look after me?

I'd better stop talking

It's okay, just say it...!

I'd better not say.

Say it! I'll let you say it -Really... I'd better not say

Say it!

Tell me!

In fact...

What kind of actress are you?

That's not a proper job

You on TV become an actress

Besides being hit by people, still hit by people.

Why suffer?

You only have one expression from head to toe...

What do you say?

Stop forcing yourself.

One expression?

One expression

I'm going to give you ten different expressions!

That...

You hit me?

You bastard Zhu Fu Long!

It's you who attacked me!

Now you're talking about me?

I'm not done with you yet!

Well, let me lay it out with you today

During my mother's 60th birthday, you dived into the sea

I was saving someone

Who were you saving? What pants were you wearing?

Swimming trunks

Those were the pink underwear I gave you!

You embarrassed me!

Do you think that you're Superman, that Earth will stop spinning without you?

You're the person that's disrupting the Earth!

What are you talking?

You care more about those criminals than me!

I ask you,

When did we first meet?

Answer me...! Quick!

8 July 2006

What's my favourite colour?

White

My family dog's name?

Sunny, Dolly, Bobby!

When did my parents first meet?

7 October 1957

How did you know that, when I didn't know it myself?

This question doesn't count

My favourite male celebrities?

Brad Pitt. -False!

Gary Oldman. -False!

Al Pacino. -False!

Last week you said you liked Al Pacino,

This week you changed? - I don't like him this week, okay?

You're messing around with me

Yes I'm messing with you

I'm going to "ka-pow" you too

Hey, careful...!

There are more than 30 thousand officers in Hong Kong

Why did you crash in front of the Chief Commisioner?

Don't you know he's petty?

He's said before, you're too much of a hindrance.

I tried my best, you say it.

Let's hear it

Tony's three brothers, don't forget

That year I was at Name Sang Wai, it was one on three.

Destroying their whole syndicate

Even if I wasn't credited I worked hard

That's because you burned half of Nam Sang Wai

Those environmentalists are still persecuting

Saying you destroyed nature, burned those birds

What about Prat Ave?

I was in the back alley alone, only armed with a spoiled baton

Against that... National Wushu champion Jin Mao Zi

I nearly died!

You've got the wrong guy

Still want to deny.

Not me, I'm not the one -It's you!

I'm only wearing a white coat -It's you!

It can't always be this way

I solved the case and saved people

You got promoted, I went down.

The rank on your shoulder, what's mine is yours

Doesn't count

Now even my wife has left me

What's wrong with this world?

Told you not to chase after foolish girls, greedy

Actress, very professional.

Bringing the whole community

Happiness, a noble career, okay?

Still a foolish woman

Never mind.

How long have I been in this division?

Seven months?

Tonight at seven

At Fook Lam Moon, celebrate my promotion.

Don't be late

Salute

Everyone don't worry about me.

Remember three things:

Keep your promises, maintain your image, stay fit

Long.

The important thing is that people are safe

Be careful everyone, stay safe

Take it easy, we will solve your case.

Take care of your body.

There is still news, next month...

Don't prepare money for my wedding.

Now we can leave punctually from work!

It's been troublesome sis

Zhu-sir, you've worked hard.

Always cycling on leave, we could go for a massage too

I got news, there's a commotion at Nam Ya Zai

Quickly transfer me out.

I am really worried

That our brothers will be in danger

Long, think it over

Every time the hero helps the world

Destroying half the world before saving people

Is he demonstrating peace?

What are you saying? I don't understand

After you left, everyone has been motivated

I've lesser crime, everyone gets home punctually for dinner

Conduct oneself, don't stop the Earth from rotating.

Look at these beautiful trees

Cycle slowly, appreciate the scenery alright?

No need to treat it as a race everytime alright?

To be an upright person, the most important is to follow the flow

Be comfortable, be relaxed

I can't go any further

I want to throw up...

Be comfortable, be relaxed

Rubbish!

Who planted these trees?

No urban development, who's in charge of repairing the road?

I need to keep going...

Go...!

Hey! Who's in charge of repairing this road?

A minor setback, it's not embarrassing.

Because within the strength of greatness, there is glory even in setbacks

It's not me who said that.

It's this comrade who said it.

Golden Dragon Fist's fourth technique

Bruce Lee asks the way

Big dragon's tail swing

Ke Er, after being nominated for the Golden Broom award again,

How have you changed your acting?

What do you know about acting in movies?

Ke Er, don't give up. -How about we talk about your past loves?

Do you have any millenial men after you lately?

Actually ... -Are you looking for one?

Love matters, I've never liked talking about it

Can we talk about work?

Actually, I want to go to Japan to expand...

Oh! Ping Ping, that side...!

Hurry up, Zhu Fu Long.

I want to eat lunch / Good

Okay, brother

Found it already

[Six Months Later]

What is this? -Yes

Okay, done.

Stay safe -I'm going to eat.

Happy birthday to me...

Happy birthday to...

Zhu Fu Long.

What's the most important?

The important thing is that people are safe.

Boss, you've worked hard!

Boss, you've worked hard!

Boss, you've worked hard!

I'm gonna beat you to death, trash...!

Next week is the transfer of Tsukiji business rights agreement

You better check it carefully old man

Grand Master...!

How unjust!

Takashi, you have arrived?

Don't be noisy! Come here!

Watch TV, learn Mandarin.

Call her to come for this event

This is Yuji Yamamoto.

The one who's throwing bananas, or the one eating?

Are you kidding?

The one throwing bananas

This Japanese man was injured during that bank robbery case

He's a JAV Director

There's a blood clot on his left brain, pressing on the spongy body

But that's okay,

Just a little memory loss

Hey, there.

It's like this.

Japanese police confirmed

He's linked to a traffic accident in Tokyo

Return him to Japan

I want to leave this matter to you.

Documents and tickets are here, you'll depart the day after tomorrow.

The day after tomorrow, so urgent?

You fool, urgency has its perks

You're capable

After that I'll write the report, transfer you out

Really?

Of course -I'm counting on you

Your opportunity is here, Long -Really counting on you...

I'm so good to you, you know.

Why are you running so fast?

What are you doing?

Nothing -Why are you in a hurry?

It's nothing

Hey! Chen

Officer Huang

We've been looking for you

You haven't paid for your health checkup

Don't worry, he'll help me pay

Long, I'll leave this to you

Don't mess up.

Hey... My transfer is counting on you, Chen

Thank you

Sir, payment is this way

How much is it, nurse?

58,000 in total

Including free hemorrhoid cutting

Hey...

Ke Er

It's me...

Zhu Fu Long?

Why are you so fat?

Am I fat?

You're much fatter than before -Just a little fatter

A lot more?

I can hardly recognize you.

I was transferred to another office

The evidence room

Did you know

Sitting there, keep eating and sitting

Turned me into this

I'll go on a diet when I return

Where to?

Going to Japan for work, how about you?

Me too

In that case, remember to be more careful

Do not try too hard

Most importantly... -Stay out of trouble

Oh yeah, lately...

Congratulations, your drama...

It's extremely popular, I watch it too

Thanks.

Everyone, the plane is about to take off

Please remain seated and wear your seatbelts

I'll sit first, bye.

Ke Er.

Let's have lunch when you're free

Ke Er -san

The plane is about to take off.

This is my friend, Long.

This is my client

Mr Long, nice to meet you.

Hi.

Okay, bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Hello, this is Endo -san in charge of repatriation

I'm the translator, Maggie.

Long -san, please -Thank you

Sorry...

You farted?

Not me

You farted?

Not me.

Not me, I don't eat spicy food...

It really smells!

He had a shit

Let's go to the toilet

No problem? -Yes, I'll bring him along

Okay

Zhu-sir, what would you like to drink?

My treat.

Sure

What about you?

No thanks, I'm okay

Okay, thanks.

Zhu-sir, is this your first trip to Japan?

No

Did you come with your girlfriend previously? -Yes

But we've separated

It's in the past

Sorry.

It's okay.

I don't want to poop, there's nothing

I know, it was me who farted

Go

You're dead this time.

Oh no!

Don't come any closer...!

My neck

Being a translator is my part-time job

Actually, my dream,

is to be a tap dancer

But I changed my mind.

Now,

I want to be a helicopter pilot

Okay

Streaking?

He ran away! Mr Long!

Catch him...!

My neck...

Are you ok?

How unlucky!

Being unlucky from Hong Kong to Tokyo?

Hey!

Stop!

Vehicle in front, please stop / Edward San

Endo -san... Wait!

Suspect at the back, please wear pants

Shit...!

That's my car!

Hello, Huang-sir

I'm Maggie, Japanese police translator

I am Chinese.

I studied at Tokyo University

Not Beijing University, but Tokyo University

Excuse me...

22 years old.

Hey... Excuse me

Which hot spring? I like hot springs too

Hey, Huang-sir

How is it, Long?

Very good, everything is smooth-sailing

Everything is smooth-sailing

Fantastic, did you buy any souvenirs for me?

No problem, I got face masks and diet pills for you

Hey

But we have a problem

That is...

The suspect escaped

Escaped?

Damn you!

No... Listen to me... -Escaped? So simple, how could he have escaped?

Don't worry

That suspect is only 75kg (165lb), how could you let him run?

Do you want me to accompany you in the evidence room?

Why must you do this to me?

Why? -The Japanese police are capable, and proactive

They promised me

Within 2 hours, they will definitely recapture the suspect.

If there's any news I'll call you immediately, okay?

You better pray that they can find him

Or you won't even be working in the evidence room -No problem...

Really, good people getting bad karma...

I'll call you if there's news, okay?

Ouch, it hurts... Sir.

You've worked hard

Mr Long

Sit down... Sit down... -Did you find him?

Come, sit down...

Did you find him?

He's gone

What?

He's gone? What do you mean, he's gone?

Until tomorrow...

No... I cannot go back to Hong Kong -It's okay, Japanese force...

Very very strong -I can't understand your English

I will lose my job, I still need to eat

I don't understand, translator...

Maggie, come here...

They can't find him, now what? -Your bag

Endo -san...!

Why did you lie to me?

They said they are unable to find the suspect

I supported you!

How did you know?

I told him

Zhu Fu Long, I'm warning you, I know where you stay -Huang-sir, listen to me...

You lied to me, that's it -Aren't I telling you now?

Okay, I swear

If we can't find him, I won't return to Hong Kong, okay?

I'm getting my buddy Xiao Sa to assist you

If there's any matters just talk to him, -No problems

If you run out of cash get it from him -Leave it to me

Xiao Sa! Remember his name, Xiao Sa!

Thank you, Sir

Is there a mistake?

Endo -san,

This is not my bag!

Excuse me!

Zhu Fu Long?

Who are you?

Xiao Sa

Hello

Finally found you.

Yes

I'm bringing him now

Yes, see you later

My farts are sometimes useful.

No way, it's very smelly

Xiao Sa

There? That's my chestnut stand

Iron Palm?

Hang in there!

I'll do my best!

It's not even hot

Everything's not hot, it's for show

As long as you can earn money, make everyone happy too.

I live upstairs, let's have a seat

Even this will do?

We can't do business like this

Why did you come to Japan?

I'll tell you next time

I came more than 10 years ago.

Huang Se Chen is my junior

Back in Hong Kong I was also a cop.

They call me the Hot-Handed Detective

Your title

All of mankind knows

Huang Se Chen has informed me of your case

No need for him to say

My name is on the news headlines daily

Good environment.

Love is best found by chance

Pay for his 200,000 yen first

What 200,000?

He said you would pay me on his behalf

When he brought girls to Japan to play, it was me footing the bill

Seriously.

He told me I could lend from you

My suitcase is gone, you know.

Damn! He's playing with us

It's useless to pace up and down

You still have to pay money.

No! I want to go to the toilet,

Can't stand it anymore

Why didn't you say so earlier

In that corner!

Welcome.

Welcome.

Excuse me

One beer.

Yes!

We're closed today!

I came to find the lady boss

Non-related people, get lost!

Welcome.

Get the sake, hurry up.

I know you're here to collect debts.

Please give me a few more days.

Losing the bets, you better pay up

Five days.

Four days.

Three days...

Pay up now!

Please collect the interest first

Are you playing with me?

Do you still want your business?

Can you be more logical?

You messed up my business, how can I make money?

If I can't earn money how can I repay you?

Just pay the money, asshole!

Asshole!

If you take my life, you won't get any money!

Destroy the place.

Do your best!

I'm treating everyone to chestnuts

It's delicious...

Sorry

Who are you? What do you want?

Idiot, you can't hit him

I can hit him, you can't!

Let's discuss things peacefully

Go to hell!

Go to hell!

What did you say?

Sorry.

You can't even take care of a kid

I'm giving you the money, don't hit him.

Just this much, please accept it.

It's useless to pay cash now

Stop hitting...!

All stand against the wall

Take out your identification cards!

What are you doing?

This is bad

I'm dieting when I get home

Move over ...

Zhu Fu Long, come up -Come...

Are you okay?

I'm fine -The police are here

Just in time, let's go down

Xiao Hu, come up

These policemen, only showing up after the fight

Take a look

You've worked hard.

Let's go

No way

That's enough...

Director, finally found you.

Didn't expect us to be in the same airplane

I was born lucky, don't know about you.

What you shot was artistic

Stop!

Very good...

Add more feeling into it

With more feeling comes more action

No! I will not let go of my child!

There's people there...

Do you know how much one gram is worth?

Hey! What are you doing?

What's up?

Me?

Wait!

Aside from the recording, is there any other evidence?

I don't know...

Let's play a game then

You like baseball?

Say it, hurry up and say it.

Why are you dodging?

Stop it!

I'm sorry, my mom...

Nonsense!

Stop!

I said the truth yet you're still beating me?

Nonsense!

I just saw the Japanese police helping the yakuza

What is happening with this world?

In a large herd there are always a few black sheep

They have already become friends

You don't care?

We have to do business everyday, there's no choice but to bear with it

Do business?

The repair cost, is enough to pay the debt three times over

Meddling in other's business

Blame it on your lousy friends

What are you looking at?

Don't think that helping me means you're great

If you like saving people that much why don't you be Superman

Stopping the Earth from spinning

Xiao Hu...

Xiao Hu, why are you so close to him?

It's nothing, I want to learn kung fu from Uncle Long

No need.

Your kung fu was excellent earlier

He's great at hitting

Hit...!

You kept getting beat up

Why didn't I see you retaliate?

You're a man

Lady boss...

Shut up!

Scram!

Scram...!

Xiao Hu come back!

Auntie...

Uncle Xiao Sa gave this to you

Xiao Hu is her niece.

Xiao Hu's parents died in a car crash

She's staying in Japan to care for Xiao Hu,

not willing to return to Hong Kong with me

And said that since she can't provide familial warmth

It's better to separate

Women always say what they don't mean

So I've been waiting, waiting for ten years

Why do you always put a cigarette at your mouth without lighting it?

She said that I looked cool while smoking

But was worried I would die from smoking too much

So I chose not to light it

You look cool too

Millennial man

What banana are you watching?

Banana Daily Post isn't to be trusted

That girl of yours, I've watched many of her shows

Acting skill...

Everyone has different tastes

But she's really pretty

Such a beautiful person, no way she would fall for you

Hey -What?

Really...

Wait a moment,

I'll show you something

This is me

Eight-pack abs

That year I was in Prat Ave, one police baton against Jin Mao Zi

Hadn't you heard of it?

Impressive...

I'm sleepy

Zhu-sir

The Japanese police have found Yuji Yamamoto in Tokyo Bay

Mr Long

You've worked hard

This is what you wanted

A corpse in Tokyo Bay

Don't you find it suspicious?

There's drugs on his body

The cause of death is drug overdose

This is his final letter

He did bad things

Escaped to Hong Kong, got extradited back

He killed himself

Endo -san said he killed himself.

Just like that?

Japanese people are really long-winded

Fine

A person who wants to commit suicide

Why didn't he die in Hong Kong but only after returning to Japan?

There's a Chinese proverb

That autumn leaves fall after turning yellow

A falling leaf returns to its roots

Home sweet home

His whole body is bruised, and not bloated?

The corpse was found within eight hours

Last night the seawater was nearly freezing

That's why the corpse was not bloated

Really cold...

Big brother, he was beaten like a screaming chicken toy

There must be foul play

Already over, okay?

Go Hong Kong

Bye-bye

Okay

Thank you!

Bye-bye.

Endo -san

Your hat

Go change it

Don't touch!

The Japanese police have found him,

Why do you care if he's dead or alive?

Just return to Hong Kong

But pay me back first

Stop talking about money

You're the Hot-Handed Detective

You can't give up that easily

Do you know how many Yuji Yamamoto's there are in Tokyo?

In one morning you've already kicked thirty doors

So stubborn

Is it this fellow?

If it's not, we'll just look and leave

I am hungry.

We'll definitely find a clue here

For sure

I don't believe that there is no evidence

Have you found it?

I found a banana

I told you so

Don't give up that easily

Come help quick, hit it with something

No way! Dog abuse!

Hit it quick

Faster... Hit it quick

Doggy... Go away!

You showing me disrespect?

Once I lift him up, you hit him

You hit me!

Why did you hit me, not the dog?

It's bitten my butt

Good doggy...!

Do not move...!

Do not move...!

Bad doggy!

Are you okay Xiao Sa?

I'm not dead

But my ass is in pain

How many years have you been a policeman?

Around ten years

You became like this in ten years?

What's wrong?

Other people reach Inspector within ten years

Everybody has a different goal, this is nice for me

Long...

It's fixed

So smart...!

This phone has been in water

All readable files have been placed here

But there's a video that can't be opened

That will take some time to fix

Isn't this Tsukiji?

I know the place, I'll bring you there

A great taiko drum performance

Please give your applause

Everyone please welcome Mr. Okinawa

Ke Er

Isn't that your woman?

Yes

Wow, really beautiful...

We came here to work, be more professional

Let's go

... Today's special guest, Song Ke Er -san

Hurry up, what are you guys doing?

Faster... Put the fish in the truck

Why is one missing?

Go look for it!

Why do I feel more "high" after eating?

What fish is this?

There!

Very delicious!

Son of a bitch, stop!

Stop!

Xiao Sa are you okay?

What happened?

Why were you attacked?

Kneel

Xiao Sa

Come on!

Xiao Sa, don't go

Ready...

Are you okay?

Wake up

Want to fight?

Okay!

What are you guys doing?

Grandpa, we will take care of it -Zhu Fu Long!

Come on...!

Zhu Fu Long -Come on!

What are you doing? What are you doing here?

It's okay everyone, don't panic

This dancing fatty was obstructing our work

Ke Er, we were beat up by them -I still need to work, what were you doing?

They are Japanese gangsters -What were you thinking?

They are yakuza

Is there any police? Somebody help me

Are you responsible for this?

He almost killed my grandfather

And you with this bullshit?

I'm going to call the police

I'm a Hong Kong police

You're a bad guy, I'm a good guy okay?

I don't care what you say -Someone call police

Ke Er...

I know who you are, just get out of my town

Don't act like you're Nicholas Tse

If this was Hong Kong I would have arrested you already

Idiot!

Wait a minute...

Ke Er... Listen to me

How about you listen to me?

He is my boss, I am working

He's yakuza -I know!

He's yakuza -I just came to work, I have my limits!

This is my first overseas appearance

Would you be satisfied if no one wants to hire me?

I don't want anything to happen to you

Listen to me for the last time...

What last time?

Listen to me for the last time, okay?

I've always listened to you, gave in to you

I don't need you to give in to me

I just need your respect

Ke Er...

Go away, I'm working -Okay

I'm begging you to leave -Okay!

As friends...

I just want to tell you

I don't want you to mix with these bad people

Okay?

Think about it yourself

Xiao Sa, come on

Xiao Sa, let's go -He...

Really missed you... - -Go!

What are you guys doing? Endo -san...

Yakuza...!

How are you, sir

Excuse me

Get in... -They're all together

I got it, understand everything now

I understand too

This person is a real headache.

Making everyone work extra.

Hurry up and go

I'm so sorry...

Sorry.

Sorry everyone, for the delay

It is okay...

It is okay...

What a headache

Endo -san said the Higashino Group will not prosecute you guys

About the drugs

The Japanese police have already known

But they have no proof.

Do you believe me?

It doesn't matter, this is Japan

I'm sorry.

Thank you for bailing us out

Cut the crap

I'm a 113.4 kg policeman

Am I really stopping the Earth from spinning?

I always thought I was correct

Apparently not.

Am I actually a superman?

Or a monster?

Finally going home on time

If you like saving people that much why don't you be Superman

Why must you hurt me like this?

Want me to accompany you in the evidence room?

Go Hong Kong.

I've followed you for 10 years

I just want to have a comfortable life with you

Can you give it to me?

Are you able to give it to me?

There's so many things to do in life, you don't have to be an actress

Right?

You only have one expression from head to toe, stop forcing yourself

He's yakuza...

Would you be satisfied if no one wants to hire me?

How many times have you told me that I would be the lead

I have something to tell you

You get off the car first.

Don't go, tell me clearly first.

Something so simple, how do you not understand?

I want to sell the restaurant, bring Xiao Hu back to Hong Kong

You want to break up?

We separated a long time ago, okay?

I came to Japan to wait for you 10 years

Just saying these two words "break up", is that reasonable?

You are so great now

And made a comeback

Two days ago you wrecked my shop

Today you messed up the fish market

You want to act as the Hot-Handed Detective?

Sure, how about you sell the chestnut stall

Put your underwear on your head and be superman

Don't look down on my previous job

I am the Hot-Handed Detective

It's not an act! -Alright, I won't talk further

As long as after I sell the restaurant,

I'll return you the money

We'll be even then

Did you think you only owe me money?

You owe me more than that

You want to confuse right and wrong?

Sure, then I'll lay it out for you clearly

Fine, do it, the sooner the better!

All day long saying your roasted chestnuts are the best

Best my ass!

That golden haired fellow roasting chestnuts' technique

If it wasn't for me watching him

How could your chestnuts be so fragrant?

Don't think that you

So many people playing mahjong with you

The Japanese aunties along this street

I pay them to play with you daily

They hate you, say that your character sucks

They're fighting for a chance to play with me! -Don't make noise anymore!

Did you two consider my feelings?

What feelings do you have?

Okay

Don't be like this

Okay?

Why do this?

I've been through this before

Even if you think I'm meddlesome, I have to say this

This fool,

He clearly loves you so much

Even though he's a little fat and ugly,

Just saying the truth,

But he's really...

Really a great find

You?

I don't feel that you dislike him

If you did then you wouldn't have helped him roast chestnuts

When he was beaten up that day

You looked so worried

It's so obvious

Right?

I just want to say that

In this world,

Not many people can wait ten years for their love

What I said was right

Remember

Arguing is the pleasure of life.

Don't give up Xiao Sa

Hey, don't leave

Go

Don't give up!

Great

You're really selling the restaurant?

So easy to sell

Changed so fast

Hey, what are you doing?

All the best!

Hello

What do you want?

Let's have ramen

Bottoms up

Thank you

Ke Er, bottoms up

Done!

Drink!

Keep it up...!

Quick ...

Is this how you act?

Like this

Cheers

Ke Er

I have something to tell you

Long time no see, I...

No talking tonight

Just drinking, okay?

Okay -Come

I have something to tell you

About that night,

Whatever you said I had already considered

Which night?

The night I confessed to your mother

That night...

I know myself

Don't brood over it

I know that I have no acting talent

You must be crazy

These days the hype is about you

The film world needs this beautiful,

great figure,

actress with excellent skills

You have many fans

Those fans were bought by you, I know already

I didn't buy them for you everytime

Just kidding.

Let's toast...

Damn, said the wrong thing again

Since we love each other that much

Why do we fight so often?

Not fighting

We are just communicating with each other

How about we start afresh

We break up, then reconcile

We've been on and off so many times

The problem is that you are a cop

I've never felt a sense of security

I don't feel safe, so I scold you -I'll resign from my job

I'm resigning -Don't be silly!

I'll resign

I'll open a shop like this, alright?

I'll stay healthy, okay?

Right?

You said it.

I said that / Promise / Yes

It's a deal

I promise, okay?

Okay... Don't lie to me!

Here

Cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers...!

Cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers...!

Everybody okay?

No problem...

Everybody okay?

No problem?

Everybody okay?

Okay.

Good

Everybody is fine

Why must there be a large earthquake?

Don't come to Tokyo next time

What's up?

Are you hurt?

Seriously?

Where?

Did you mean what you said earlier?

Of course

You're lying to me

You can't quit being a cop.

You won't be happy unless you're a cop

In this world,

There are lots of people

Who need someone like you.

Except me.

Hello

Long what did you do again?

Corpse in Tokyo Bay, big fight in Tsukiji Market

Did you want to destroy the Tokyo Tower before telling me?

No, Chen listen to me

I'm not listening! -Chen

Return to Hong Kong immediately

Do you think of yourself as a superhero?

You want to stop the Earth from spinning?

Are you dumb?

Hey!

Are you listening to me?

Hey!

Huang Jing Chen you listen to me

I'm more willing to be a fool

Than live my life with regrets

And

The Earth rotates on its own, you know?

You dare to argue

You are the foolish one

Brother, my informant said

The video and back-up is in Xiao Sa's hands

Then what are you guys waiting for?

The Tsukiji matter, leave it to me

I can do it, Grandfather

Please sign.

Takashi, what are you doing?

It's okay...!

Goddamn it!

Sign it, quickly!

Sign it now!

Takashi, you're too much!

Sign it quickly...!

Hurry up!

Sign it quick!

Morning...

Wow!

I only came to say bye

Come here!

Bitch!

Help me!

Help me!

You know, you're only here because my grandfather loves you

But now that he's dead...

Son of a bitch

You think I can't act?

I'm a professional actress!

Calling me bitch

Moron!

Uncle Xiao Sa, where's Long?

I looked for him for so long but couldn't find him

I don't know either.

I fixed the video

If there's nothing else I'll help my aunt deliver goods

Give this to her

Yes

Do you know how much one gram is worth?

Yes

Hey, what are you doing?

Welcome back

Long

Where are you?

We have watched the video

It contains evidence of the Higashino Group's crimes

Where's my shirt?

All the best

Hey, Ganbatte!

Why did you take my phone?

My fortune depends on this phone

Roasting chestnuts daily

My hands are burnt, what do I get?

You damn jerk!

Speak Mandarin Chinese

All the best!

Feng Hua

The evidence of their crimes is in that phone

With this we won't need to sell the restaurant

Get a move on

The evidence is here!

Just die already

The phone and your debt

Return them to us now

Feng Hua, go quickly

Go quickly!

I'm roasting...!

Fang Hua / You are fine

Are you okay?

I'm okay, I am the Hot-Handed Detective

Are you okay?

Wait!

You again!

Xiao Sa -No problem...

Just a knife wound

What are you doing?

I want to...

Smoke a cigarette,

I'll look handsome while dying

Men who don't smoke are handsome

Why didn't you say so earlier?

That's bad... -I...

What do you want to say?

I want...

Help me call an ambulance

I'll help you uphold justice

Not one less

Come on!

Officer

Good that you are here

It's fine...

There are people fighting there...

It's fine, don't worry -People fighting...

All is normal, let's go!

Hey!

Stop!

Noisy

Who do you think you are?

Are you Superman?

No

You are little monster

Pocket monster!

You are monster

No, you monster!

Yuji's death must be linked to him

What?

Really?

You and Takashi

Working together

In the end you're a yakuza

Do you have any evidence?

You!

Get back to Hong Kong!

This is Japan!

You will get retribution in the end

Then before that happens I'll tell you first

Everything was planned by me

The fart in the car was me

The one who gave Yuji to Takashi was me.

You think you're Bruce Lee?

Did you watch 《Way of the Dragon》? -What are you saying?

Bruce Lee is like this!

You don't look like him at all

Bruce Lee doesn't wear a hat

I'm gonna report you to the supervisor

What did you record?

I hired you to be a stupid translator

To make my job easier.

You keep doing these extra work

I'm firing you!

I quit

It hurts!

I hate you! -Don't go

He's running!

That way

You asshole!

It hurts!

Come on!

You little brat!

Stop! -Yeah!

You dare to run -Yeah, you keep running

Stop!

It hurts...!

Karma.

Ke Er, where are you?

Sorry to disappoint you

This is Shimakura.

I want the phone.

If you don't bring your ass over here

You're gonna see your girlfriend fall off the Tokyo Tower.

Most importantly, people are safe...

Here

Ke Er -san

Ke Er -san

Ke Er -san!

Mr Long

I'm glad you got my invitation.

I reserved this place for you.

Your proof is here

You scum

Long

Don't die Long

Don't die!

Long, are you alright?

What will I do if you die?

How about next time

I won't force you to watch my shows

You don't need to give money to my mum as well

What do you want to say?

You say, say it!

You're pressing...

My little bro

Sorry...!

Here, for you

I just thought you were dead.

Fortunately the bullet just passed

Ke Er -san

I am very disappointed in you.

What do you see in this fat bastard anyways?

What?

What do you see in this fat ugly bastard?

I'm fat?

You said he's fat?

I like fat guys, so?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Look at you...!

You're like the...

Little... -Toothpick!

Yes! Toothpick!

Toothpick!

Toothpick!

I don't know why you do this to me.

I'm a Japanese yakuza.

You are from Hong Kong.

Why are you in my life?

Tired of living?

Ke Er!

Are you alright, Ke Er?

Long

Ke Er

Come on...!

Bitch

Come on

Hurry up...

Everyone in the restaurant,

Please surrender immediately.

The police will reinforce shortly

We're going to detain you guys!

Long, I specially came to Japan to support you

Do not worry

Us brothers will stay united, face it together!

This idiot, only coming just now

Maggie, why are the Japanese police reacting so fast now?

Zhu-sir uploaded the evidence on the Internet

You know, CNN, YouTube, Facebook, WeChat

Everyone can see it

You know the Japanese, they really like their face

I really like my life too

Take it slowly

I still need to visit the hot springs

Look ahead!

Long

Grab it

Come on

Long

Long

Come on,

Get over here

Long, be careful!

Long, catch

Long, beat this little toothpick

Come on!

Look out behind you

Long!

I'm not gonna make it...!

Chen, are you okay?

Did you buy your license from Taobao?

Bought my license?

I passed my license yesterday

Long, how much longer do you want to fight?

Work harder

I can't take much longer

Wait!

You lose, man!

I'm a toothpick...

Please

Look out!

He's with me

Alright... It's okay now...

Don't say anything

What?

I'm not saying anything

Of course I know, I told you not to say anything

So what do you want to say?

It's my fault...

It's not always your fault

That's enough!

Long

The Japanese police are on the way,

If you get arrested

You'll be interrogated and never get back to Hong Kong

Let's go

Set off

Hot springs

Okay!

It's fine...

Don't be afraid!

Just hold on to me tight

I will not let go this time

The most important thing is that people are alright!

You're hugging me too tight

Too tight, Ke Er

Don't let go!

So it turns out that in this world, other than straight lines

There are curves, circles, triangles and other shapes

As in life

You can use many ways to solve a problem

Because if you learn forgiveness and respect

No matter fat or skinny

What's the difference?

Just like water

No matter what your shape you are

Water will take your shape

This quote was said by the 113.4kg Zhi Fu Long

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